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February 04, 2004, 01:51:42 PM
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Welcome to the Flojo's Psychic Hotline!  Ask your questions, and I'll shake my magic 8-ba-  ummm... I mean "use my incredible celebrity-endorsed psychic powers,"  Yeah, that's right.
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

February 04, 2004, 05:00:03 PM
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oh great magic 8-ba.. err "incredible celebrity-endorced psychic power" guy, will i get a date this weekend? :)

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February 05, 2004, 06:48:35 AM
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It will *looks down at inconspicuous round object in hand* "Definitely" happen.
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

February 05, 2004, 08:14:33 AM
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oh magic 8 ba- I mean incredible celebrity-endorsed psychic powers, will i ever remeber the question i was going to ask you

(i was gonna ask something then i forgot what i was gonna ask)

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February 05, 2004, 12:59:39 PM
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What date will I be leaving for the USA (I'll stay there for 1.5 months :D )?

If you can answer this, you're really good!
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February 05, 2004, 01:07:52 PM
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Oh great Flojo with celebrity induced psychic powers, where did my magic 8-ball go?
"If I am going to be drowned--if I am going to be drowned--if I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and trees?"

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February 05, 2004, 01:24:46 PM
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Smiffy:  No.  You will not remember it.
 
Murray:  Magic 8-ba- I mean, psychic power says "Ask again later."
 
Kiirar:  While you were sleeping last night, a time vortex opened up and evil sofa/cow crossbreed monsters stole it, and brought it to m- uhhh... I mean to their diabolical master.
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

February 05, 2004, 03:15:06 PM
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Kiirar:  While you were sleeping last night, a time vortex opened up and evil sofa/cow crossbreed monsters stole it, and brought it to m- uhhh... I mean to their diabolical master.

lol, yeah, blame the insane sofa and his cows. *steals 8 ball from flojo*

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February 06, 2004, 06:56:30 AM
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Hey, give that back!

     *smacks Smiffy in the head and takes his 8-ball back.*
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

February 06, 2004, 07:33:06 AM
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"A dream where I slowly suck out a clown's vital organs with a hoover is a GOOD DREAM!"
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February 06, 2004, 07:52:41 AM
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Oh fantastical magic 8 ba- Incredible celebrity-endorsed psychic powers dude, where can I get these mystical magickal powers? And will I ever find my moustache?
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February 06, 2004, 03:06:16 PM
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And will I ever find my moustache?


Don't count on it, most likely the insane sofa/cows and their diablocial master.  Let's find him, tie him to a chair, and steal his cows.  Whose with me?
"If I am going to be drowned--if I am going to be drowned--if I am going to be drowned, why, in the name of the seven mad gods who rule the sea, was I allowed to come thus far and contemplate sand and trees?"

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February 07, 2004, 08:11:58 AM
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You can buy these "mystical magickal powers" by calling 1-800-IM-A-SUCKER and ordering for only three easy payments of $99.95!  If you order with your credit card in the next ten minutes, you get the Super Slicer free!

 
     Your moustache was stolen by Smiffy's Ninja Cow in the middle of the night.
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

February 07, 2004, 10:08:43 AM
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*asks AGAIN*  :mad:
"A dream where I slowly suck out a clown's vital organs with a hoover is a GOOD DREAM!"
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February 07, 2004, 10:22:01 AM
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I guess he just didn't see your question or somthing lol. Anyways i'll try and guess.....hmmmmm.....the 14th ?
 
Don't ask me how i came up with that lol. :elephant: Sparky:elephant:
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