Author Topic: Flojo's Psychic Hotline  (Read 12810 times)

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February 07, 2004, 12:05:10 PM
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I phoned, it said it was a wrong number... I will try again...
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February 08, 2004, 12:53:21 AM
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Close, Sparky ;)
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February 08, 2004, 10:32:38 AM
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It was close omg lol that was like totally random,first thing that came to mind. Well anyways hope you have a good time there Murray. :)
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February 08, 2004, 11:33:40 AM
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thanks! I hope so too  :p

Anyone else want to take a guess?
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February 09, 2004, 02:59:34 AM
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oh great and Magic magic guy Flojo please tell me the meaning of life and how to make babys
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February 09, 2004, 06:18:25 AM
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Oh fantastical magic 8 ba- Incredible celebrity-endorsed psychic powers dude, will you ever post again on this thread?
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February 09, 2004, 09:17:46 PM
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Oh great magic sphere like object

If your riding your bike backwords up a hill at a downword speed of -37 MPH, and it starts raining maple syrup then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

February 10, 2004, 08:05:34 AM
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Sorry about not posting, I haven't been online since Friday.  To answer your questions:
 
     Murray:  It will be between the first and the thirty-first.:D   Yes, I will post again.  I just did.
 
     Falcon:  The meaning of life is to eat waffles, yet not eat them at the same time.  As for making babies:  ask your parents.
 
     TakeV:  -25.  That's 5i (?) if you simplify it, I think.  By the way:  someone will steal the contents of your refrigerator tonight while you sleep.
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

February 10, 2004, 08:10:37 AM
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Quote from: Kiirar
Don't count on it, most likely the insane sofa/cows and their diablocial master. Let's find him, tie him to a chair, and steal his cows. Whose with me?

*grabs a rather evil looking chair with a ten inche spike in the centre of the seat*

I'm with ya, let's get the little goit!

*summons an army of melons*

Oh fantastical magic 8 ba- Incredible celebrity-endorsed psychic powers dude, why do I think this is all a con? And what is the real phone number? That one was for the gay hotline... They offered me umbungo for half-price...
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February 10, 2004, 08:20:03 AM
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Oh almighty magic 8-ba- ummm... I mean "incredible celebrity-endorsed psychic power" person, dude, thingy...

The square root of the mean square speed where the mean square speed is the sum of the squares of the molecular speeds divided by the total number of molecules. What does this do?
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February 10, 2004, 08:42:41 AM
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Talyn:  Sorry about that.  My magic 8 ba- err, my phone book gave me the wrong number.  It's 1-800-CALL-ATT.

     Sim:  What does it do?  It gives you a headache.
 
     *hands Talyn evil cow master.*:cow: Moo.
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

February 10, 2004, 09:43:39 AM
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*thanks Flojo*
*repeatedly pelts the evil cow master with his army of melons*
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February 10, 2004, 01:12:04 PM
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OMG, FLOJO! YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU TRULY HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS!

wait a minute, you probably do....

Isn't there anyone here who really wants to give it a try? Amaze me! :p
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February 10, 2004, 01:36:13 PM
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Wow! You truley are the God of 8-ba... incredible celebrity-endorsed psychic power wielding people.
Philosophy is for those with imagination but no real knowledge - Me

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February 10, 2004, 08:06:34 PM
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Oh sphere whos name we are not worthy to speak...

 

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