I realize I applied before and was denied, but well, even I can't help but get involved where I think I can help.
What is it that you would like to mentor?
Psionics. I would also be willing to mentor in "magick", emphasizing on grimoiric texts.
What do you think qualifies you for this position?
I'll be honest... I have played down my knowledge for a long time because I wanted to act in stark contrast to the raving lunatics who claimed to be experts on everything. I've been practicing psionics for more than 10 years. I've been experimenting with telepathy, precognition, lucid dreaming, astral projection, remote viewing, empathy, and various forms of psychokinesis for the entirety of that span. Within the last 4 years, I have read every book I could get my hands on involving ritual magick. I haven't made my mind up on that yet, and I am still working out the differences between different texts and approaches. Within the last six months, I have begun to heavily study psionics based mostly around the model presented by kobok (though, I must admit, it strikes me as extremely similar to my own prior conclusions on the matter).
What's moreover, I'm a good teacher. I may not neccessarily be the best behaved individual of all time, granted. However, I do have a very good way of getting to know those who I communicate with, and crafting my thoughts to specifically target them and the way they think.
Also, I'm dashingly handsome.
What experience do you have in this/these field/s?
Right, I mostly answered that in the previous question.
Explain the potential ploy with the use of birds in a candy commercial.
The birds are not a ploy to the audience. They are a ploy to the directors of the commercial. They secretly steal candy for their owners during the production period. It is my humble opinion that this morally wrong.
Do you have any experience from similar position?
I worked as a moderator here, for almost a year. I think I did a decent job, when I was on staff. I have tutored my peers in nearly every academic subject you can imagine - even those which I in no way personally excel at, such as music. It has been my experience that my ability to break concepts down into their essential parts makes me an ideal candidate for explanation and leadership.
Do you feel you are able to work well with a team, and why?
I played dogskull when I was in high school. Most of you won't remember what that was. I know the value of working towards a common goal. I know how to compromise, and am exceedingly skilled at negotiation. I get along with almost everyone (so long as I'm not being an outrageous dickhead). I also like other people. I like hearing what other people have to say. In fact, I would, ideally, work in a team.
If you were a bird, what type of bird would you be, and why?
Golden Eagle. I've got a need... a need... FOR SPEED.
Is there any other information you feel is relevant to taking on this position and you would like to mention?
Right, well I realize those who will be reading this application already have their reservations and ideas about me. I ask that you only use the ones that put me in a positive light.
But seriously, realize that I consider this "work", and that I always take my work seriously. I am capable of disciplining myself for this role. I will probably never give up my desire to be badass and make fun out of boring situations. I will, however, strive to supress these desires when they prove destructive.
What do you feel does/would spiritually satisfy you.
This is a tough question for me. Resolve would satisfy me. More than any specific action, or any specific God, or any specific position, likeness, being, office held, anything of that sort. If I could move forward with true spiritual resolve, I would be satisfied. I'm looking at the priesthood right now, and I'm sure many are already aware of this fact. I take that seriously. However... I also take quite seriously my innate curiosity to explore all things that "I shouldn't know." I do expect to one day have to confront this dichotomy - to work for a church that by and large hates the things that I am most interested in. Satisfaction for me, would be knowing that the way I have chosen is the right way, and having no fear in pursuing it with all my soul.