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December 13, 2003, 07:14:10 PM
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Who's feeling crazy out there!?!?!?!?

*nobody replies*

I SAID, WHO'S FEELING CRAZY OUT THERE!?!?!??!?!

*nobody replies*

Hmm....WHO LIKES DANCING PINK ELEPHANTS!?!??!?

*cheers*

:elephant: :elephant:

w00t!!!

Ok everybody, this is your place to just let loose and have fun. Your hosts for this evening are me, Tsumaru, and Vihang/Silver Archer. So welcome to Tsu and Vihang's Spamasylum!!! Spam, listen to 'Wham!' and eat some ham! Ok, I dunno about listening to 'Wham!' or eating the ham, but the spam is good! But remember - even though it's spam, try and keep it sorta reasonable. Put some logic in your posts, ya know. And remember...

COOKIES ARE THE BEST!!!

And...

DANCING PINK ELEPHANTS ARE THE SCARIEST!!!

:elephant: :elephant:

*shudders* Freaky...

But just to start us off, here's some of my favourite jokes...

A mother and three children are strongly religious.
Dan: Is God male or female, Mummy?
Mum: He's both, dear.
Stan: Is God black or white, Mummy?
Mum: He's both, dear.
Schizagrilastinan: Mummy, is Michael Jackson God?

How about a riddle?
Q: How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
A: I dont know. It should be open by the time she brings it to you.


No offense is intended towards believers in God or females. I just found them humorous. So, just relax and chill out in here - say some of your favourite jokes, marvel in the beauty of the dancing pink elephants or whatever!!!
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December 13, 2003, 07:31:51 PM
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Oi oi oi!! Welcome the other host for this pointless and utterly idiotic destination called Tsu and vihang's spamasylum!! We are here to warm things up so that you can spam till ya drop *or till Silver locks this topic, whichever comes first :p *
Let us once again, revise our fundamentals.

1. Aphear the elephants :elephant:
2. Aphear the cookies!!!
3. There is nothing more scary than the person who sinks low enough to post here  *points at you* *realises previous statement might reduce visitors to topic**forgets he ever said that*

And now .... RUN FOREST, RUN!! :doggie:

Note: The above sentence was an example for irrelevant spam. It should be avoided, no matter how much fun you derive from it.
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December 13, 2003, 07:37:33 PM
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Forrest Gump was a funny movie. Sad, too. *wipes tear from eye*

Actually, I'm not sure whether it was sad or not =/

Haha. Doggy's are cute =D :doggie:
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December 13, 2003, 09:45:09 PM
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crazy, crazy, crazy, I would have to say im the craziest there is, Oh i mean mentally disturbed. LOL How crazy i dont know, i cant seem to finish that argument in my head. LOL
All words typed above are my own thoughts and or opinions, no offence intended

December 13, 2003, 10:38:01 PM
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pppp.......ssssss.......y.........y........cccc........h.........oooo
p.....p.....s...............y.......y.........c.............h.......o.......o
p.....p.....s................y.....y..........c.............h.......o.......o
ppppp......ssssss..........yyy............c.............hhhh..o.......o
p....................s...........y..............c.............h....h..o......o
p....................s...........y..............c.............h....h..o......o
p...........sssssss............y..............ccccc......h....h...ooooo



O'Doyle Rules!!!!
-Q

December 13, 2003, 10:54:34 PM
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But remember - even though it's spam, try and keep it sorta reasonable.Put some logic in your posts, ya know.

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pppp.......ssssss.......y.........y........cccc........h.........oooo
p.....p.....s...............y.......y.........c.............h.......o.......o
p.....p.....s................y.....y..........c.............h.......o.......o
ppppp......ssssss..........yyy............c.............hhhh..o.......o
p....................s...........y..............c.............h....h..o......o
p....................s...........y..............c.............h....h..o......o
p...........sssssss............y..............ccccc......h....h...ooooo

 
 
 

Need I say more ? :p
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December 13, 2003, 10:58:54 PM
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Tsuramu that doggy was made just for you!! :doggie:
It reminds me of you and your doggies.  What a sweet smile you have Tsu!
I could be just as silly as you!

I ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU TO SAY THIS POEM OUTLOUD!!!!
A grandchild's guide to using Grandpa's computer (Ode to Dr. Seuss)
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Bits.  Bytes.  Chips.  Clocks.
Bits in bytes on chips in box.
Bytes with bits and chips with clocks.
Chips in box on ether-docks.


Chips with bits come.  Chips with bytes come.
Chips with bits and bytes and clocks come


Look, sir.  Look, sir.  Read the book, sir.
Let's do tricks with bits and bytes sir.
Let's do tricks with chips and clocks, sir.


First, I'll make a quick trick bit stack.
Then I'll make a quick trick byte stack.
You can make a quick trick chip stack.
You can make a quick trick clock stack.


And here's a new trick on the scene.
Bits in bytes for your machine.
Bytes in words to fill your screen.


Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.
Try to say this by the clock, sir.


Clocks on chips tick.
Clocks on chips tock.
Eight byte bits tick.
Eight bit bytes tock.
Clocks on chips with eight bit bytes tick.
Chips with clocks and eight byte bits tock.


Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say.


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!


If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash.


You can't say this?  What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.


If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!


When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unncesssary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

 :elephant: Have fun it is a blast and a treat to make your mouth do that feet, it is not a foot in the mouth but a mouth full of foot it could sound..do it quick while no one is around....I dare you I say right here and now..say it loud and say it proud...its fun to trip over your tongue..have fun~ :elephant:
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There is nothing in the universe with the power to hold the human mind in painful captivity except for the cage it builds for itself out of its own mistaken thinking.

"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams."   -Mary Ellen Kelly

December 13, 2003, 11:38:22 PM
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whoa O_O

I actually said that....
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December 14, 2003, 03:35:26 AM
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*finishes untieing tongue*
i got about hafway through before my tongue decided it had enough.

anyway
 :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk
ph34r t3h m0nk3ys

<Tsumaru> STFU RAITARO, I SHALL DESTROY THEE
* Raitaro pats tsu
<Raitaro> So cute <3

December 14, 2003, 03:56:58 AM
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no, thou shalt not ph342 the monkeys!!! :fightmonk
they are merely minding their business and trying to power up :P
 
thou shalt ph342 the elephants :elephant:
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December 14, 2003, 12:57:48 PM
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I would tell you how insane i am but the people in my head won't let me.
The difference between people who are crazy and insane are that crazy people here voices and us insane people here those damn mimes.
You can either agree with me or you could be wrong.


What would you rather be,honorable and dead,or dishonorable and alive."

December 14, 2003, 02:46:51 PM
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APHEAR ME AND MY ARMY OF DANCING PINK ELEPHANTS :elephant:, CRAZY RUNNING DOGGIES :doggie:, WIERD COWS :cow: AND FIGHTING MONKEYS THAT APPEAR TO BE TRYING TO GO SUPER SAIYAN :fightmonk !!!

APHEAR THEM!!!

I tried Kalee's thing once, but just gave up half way through the first paragraph.
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December 15, 2003, 12:54:14 PM
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:eek: <--- Smiffy totaly apheared of tsu stuff

<Tsumaru> STFU RAITARO, I SHALL DESTROY THEE
* Raitaro pats tsu
<Raitaro> So cute <3

December 15, 2003, 03:41:03 PM
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Who wants to go back to school? To history class? Nobody? Good! You will anyway!

THE HISTORY OF APHEAR
One day, Vihang started talking to Tsumaru on MSN. His nickname was something along the lines of "ph34r something or other" but to change the colour of it, he put that square thing and a 4 after it like this: "[]4ph34r something or other" and because I didnt have MSN whatever to make the colour change, I just saw it as that and was like "4ph34r? Aphear? WTF?" well, he explained it to me, but now we have created the word aphear. Bow before it, and aphear it too!!
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December 16, 2003, 10:10:14 AM
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Revised History of Aphear:

 
Once upon a time, on an internet connection far, far away, there existed a psychopath by the name Vihang. This psychopath logged on to msn messenger (with msn plus installed) and met fellow psychopath, overlord of cookies and partner in mass spam and overall madness. His nickname at that time was 'Vihang|[]p|-|342 |\/|3 '
 
Our secondary character , also known in some circles as Tsumaru, did not have the 1337 msn plus application installed. He didnt see the RED. Instead, he saw a 4. Almost immediately his special ability, 1337ness, kicked in. His 1337 brain overlayed the 4 into an A. (Note: Sarcasm level :7).
 
And that, ladies, gentlemen, germs, entities and other weird creatures , is the history behind aphear.
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