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December 12, 2003, 10:40:44 AM
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yeah, you know how it goes.
*summons army of sofas*
*awaits challengers*

<Tsumaru> STFU RAITARO, I SHALL DESTROY THEE
* Raitaro pats tsu
<Raitaro> So cute <3

December 12, 2003, 10:44:18 AM
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Suddenly out of nowhere little lambs and sheep pop into view, charging at the sofas full bore. BAAAA!!! :D

December 12, 2003, 10:48:14 AM
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AAAARRRGGGHHH
*runs in fear of fluffy little creatures*
*turns into sofa*
*arms Cushion Launcher(tm)*
*launches cushions at the sheep with his trusty Cushion Launcher(tm)*
*some sheep die*

<Tsumaru> STFU RAITARO, I SHALL DESTROY THEE
* Raitaro pats tsu
<Raitaro> So cute <3

December 12, 2003, 10:52:28 AM
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*Digs in sofa and sprinkles all the crap under the cushions on Smiffy
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There is nothing in the universe with the power to hold the human mind in painful captivity except for the cage it builds for itself out of its own mistaken thinking.

"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams."   -Mary Ellen Kelly

December 12, 2003, 10:53:56 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies from shock*

<Tsumaru> STFU RAITARO, I SHALL DESTROY THEE
* Raitaro pats tsu
<Raitaro> So cute <3

December 12, 2003, 10:55:15 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The remaining sheeps eyes turn ruby red as their thrashing heads smash into the cushions flying towards them, shredding them apart. They attack the sofas and start tearing them apart, one-by-one. HA! That'll teach you to mess with a Kiwi. :p

December 12, 2003, 10:57:19 AM
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*all dead Sofas rise as ghosts*
retreat
*all ghostly sofas withdraw so that they can think up another plan*

<Tsumaru> STFU RAITARO, I SHALL DESTROY THEE
* Raitaro pats tsu
<Raitaro> So cute <3

December 12, 2003, 11:33:07 AM
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* summons StormTrooopers, and DarthVader*
* zwings all cushions, and makes those nice lambskin jumpers with the sheep*
* tells them it is there destiny*
Don't annoy me, or I'll set my kamehamehamsters on you!

December 12, 2003, 11:39:19 AM
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*sees how bad the free for all is going for him*
*smokes his avatar*
*gets high*

<Tsumaru> STFU RAITARO, I SHALL DESTROY THEE
* Raitaro pats tsu
<Raitaro> So cute <3

December 12, 2003, 12:05:12 PM
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*Agrees, and cuts his avatar in half!*
Don't annoy me, or I'll set my kamehamehamsters on you!

December 12, 2003, 01:45:00 PM
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gets my armie of furbies and they use annoy on the storm troopers and darth vader they scream in terror because furbies are like never stopping fluff bunnies
:did you know you can die from boredem:
lets bring it on :fightmonk
~who cares who anyone is long as someone cares about them~egotism at its strongest point

December 12, 2003, 02:00:20 PM
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crow* Watches all this from above on a cliff and giggles at waht is happening
~crow

December 12, 2003, 02:34:10 PM
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*fights off Darth Vader with a mirror ball, causing his saber to bounce back and kill him*

*summons forth the power of Al Gore, who puts everyone to sleep*
Unique are we humans in that we are the only species to know waste ~Me

December 12, 2003, 02:46:37 PM
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The polished, beautiful music of Sephiroth, as performed by the London Philaharmonic, begins to play.

People in the arena stop fighting, and look around, some wake up.

An eminating, humungous, snapping noise is heard.

!!MODSNAP!!

Congratulations Folks, you are now inside out.

Continue.

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Deep in the dark woods, the grey wind blows.
How did it come there, not a soul knows.
Whence it shall leave, and all it shall cleave
are yet to be seen, as further time goes.

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December 12, 2003, 02:49:54 PM
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*starts boiling a keg of Bleaer*

You better start running, you know once them vapors hit you it will send your soul into a drunken fit of depression!!

*Vapors slowly and dramatically billow out*
Unique are we humans in that we are the only species to know waste ~Me