Author Topic: My Leg's On Fire!!!  (Read 9336 times)

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May 18, 2004, 07:54:24 PM
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Draconic Warrior

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I quickly throw a gallon of gas on me and the flojo's leg and light it
Oh my,flojo's an my leg on fire now that is what I did wrong stupid rain
An Honest Warrior never runs from a good battle
I'll take my army into the pits of Heck

May 18, 2004, 11:09:01 PM
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* Luaghs as he starts a phyber class fire and watchs as the flames get bigger as it rains *  :D
In The Darkness There Is Light, Waiting To Burst Into A Billion Cyrstals To Form The Light.

May 19, 2004, 07:00:40 AM
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With a high power chainsaw, CJS cuts of Draconic Warriors cloths, careful not to cut him. He is no longer aflame.

The Jack leaps on Flojo, wrapping him up in the now extinguised and very socked pants. The fire on Flojos leg is now extinguished.

CJS gets on his ship at the harbor and departs
You will remember this as the day that you ALMOST caught: Captain Jack Sparrow...

May 19, 2004, 09:04:02 AM
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you dirty homo, I puts on big poncho, and it ignites because gas was on it and it got hit by flamming shite
An Honest Warrior never runs from a good battle
I'll take my army into the pits of Heck

May 19, 2004, 12:23:04 PM
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*Laughs at Draconic Warrior.*

*Realizes he is still, for some odd reason, on fire.*

*Runs around screaming.*

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

May 20, 2004, 07:53:00 PM
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*ha ha Flojo*
*wait a minute I'm on fire aaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!*

*run around in circles then jumps into a haystack*
*tells Flojo also to do so that or jump into the building that says Fireworks Caution*
An Honest Warrior never runs from a good battle
I'll take my army into the pits of Heck

May 20, 2004, 07:59:25 PM
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*through this this whole ordeal the gerudos have been enjoying the show with slightly overcooked magical popcorn that tends to turn people into pink elephants when at high speeds.  they are now amusing themselve by throwing the popcorn at everyone.  Draconic warrior and flojo are now pink elephants. :elephant:  :elephant: *
Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire;
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
-Robert Frost

May 20, 2004, 08:08:26 PM
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*Flojo turns back and Draconic Warrior turns into a cow both of us still on fire :cow:  damn moo you moo Zedlin moo :cow: *
An Honest Warrior never runs from a good battle
I'll take my army into the pits of Heck

May 21, 2004, 11:34:39 AM
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*Runs around screaming.*

*Vomits in rage.*

*Runs into building that says "Caution:  Explosives"*

*Kicks box of C4.*

*You know the rest.*
When you describe a senseless act of destruction, such as building a catapult to launch a minivan through someone's livingroom window, to a group containing both males and females, you get these reactions:

Males:  Cool!
Females:  Why???

Thus, we see the fundamental difference between the sexe

May 21, 2004, 09:12:32 PM
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moo :cow:  turns back from cow still on fire jumps into a fire works stand
An Honest Warrior never runs from a good battle
I'll take my army into the pits of Heck