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Cogito

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Well spending time in the Veritas chatroom will certainly make you laugh your ass off...

Post some of your quotes in this thread...  They don't fit in my signature, so I said why not start a thread?


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<Trillis> I have to spit out this cum, one sec
<Trillis> gum*
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<Trillis> I FINGURED VIENDIN!
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* sadistic-ss is going to buy Calcium pills
<sadistic-ss> healthy and doesn't taste bad, like milk does
<kobok> sadistic-ss:  Milk tastes good as long as you don't confuse the cow and the bull.
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* sadistic-ss is now known as kakkarot
<kakkarot> ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ <bash quote>  <comic link> ^_^   ^_^  *more over use of ^_^
* kakkarot is now known as sadistic-ss

[ This one's not funny, but it's here for plain humilliation ]
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<TrowaBarton> I want a sex change so I can be a prostitute and get money for being fucked.
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<Kendamu> "Did you have fun pooping? I hope you did. I really do. Because I'm just that kind of friend who hopes that your poops are fun. Because they should be."
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<Kendamu> that's my friend's cat.  i was over at his place all weekend partying and stuff
<Kendamu> and the cat was all like "Meow.  Penis."
<Kendamu> so i took a picture
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<Lightbringer> this channel has less maturity than a class of kindergarteners laughing about potty jokes
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<Kiirar> immature
<Kiirar> very immatur
<Kiirar> *immature
<Frozen> I was just about to say, Kiirar have you been talking to Falcon?
<Talyn> LMAO!!!
<Kiirar> falcon?
<Talyn> The Vretsa Dcitoinray
<Frozen> It's just I lose fifty IQ points every time I read his posts
<Talyn> i have no Qi points left
<Frozen> I copy them, put them to WOrd and spell check them to make sure they're english
<fyeca> give me alink plz so I may hate him also!!
<sadistic-ss> lol
<Talyn> see, i can't even spell IQ
« Last Edit: January 23, 2009, 08:52:07 AM by sadistic-ss »

April 24, 2004, 04:04:03 AM
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Starting our own pseudo Bash.org eh? ;)
 
 Edit: Btw
 
 [16:40] <sadistic-ss> Silver_Archer, Silver_Archer, he is such a stupid marcher
 [16:40] <sadistic-ss> He sings a song, while waving his dong
 [16:40] <sadistic-ss> That is so strong, but not so long
 [16:40] <SolsticeAurora> ..
 [16:41] <Silver_Archer> .....
 [16:41] <sadistic-ss> He goes to Hong Kong, but not for long
 [16:41] <Silver_Archer> consider that quoted
 
 :p
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:54:14 PM by kobok »
<Forg> Everything is adjustable when you have a saw.

April 24, 2004, 04:19:56 AM
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[07:11] <SolsticeAurora> "Sadistic Man, Sadistic Man... flogging and whipping because he can."
[07:12] <sadistic-ss> Solstice Aurora, He's really a 'she' called Laura
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:54:25 PM by kobok »

April 24, 2004, 05:51:14 AM
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<GunBlade> and if it wasnt for a certan puppy, i would have some slippers >.<
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:54:31 PM by kobok »
Philosophy is for those with imagination but no real knowledge - Me

"The 'paradox' is only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality 'ought to be'"
-Richard Feynman

"A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it."
-Max Planck

I'm a signature virus, copy me and help me spread!

April 24, 2004, 11:53:15 AM
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* sadistic-ss is now known as kakkarot
<kakkarot> ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ <bash quote> <comic link> ^_^ ^_^ *more over use of ^_^
* kakkarot is now known as sadistic-ss
lol, fuck you :P

it's funny cause it's true ^_^ imma go find me some sadistic quotes later :D

edit: HA! found one from a LONG time ago
<sadistic-ss> Yes there is there's this stupid "Viagra for women" commercial on Lifetime. Vagisil? no thats yeast infection... is it?
<sadistic-ss> not that I watch lifetime

and another
* sadistic-ss wishes he never said anything
<kakkarot> then please just continue to say nothing :)

<fyeca> oh shit a demon just ripped off my balls
<miles> how appropriate.

<Demi> It isnt the end of the world Phil Collins Just released a new cd...well close enough
<miles> can you feel it comin in the air tonight?
<Demi> I can smell it
<Demi> ....oh wait Gas again sry


~kakkarot
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:54:37 PM by kobok »
Philippians 2:5 Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus: 6 Who, being in very nature God, did not consider equality with God something to be grasped,  7 but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness.

April 24, 2004, 12:21:18 PM
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<Inuyasha> anyone wanna fuck with me
<Tha|Kookie|Monsta> rather just fuck ya

(Tha|Kookie|Monsta = Epideme)


<Inuyasha> what the fuck is goingon
<Sim> I just Crotchkicked Vity
<Inuyasha> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
<sadistic-ss> And you're lying on the ground with a cracked skull almost bleeding to death
<Sim> So we win
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:54:50 PM by kobok »
Philosophy is for those with imagination but no real knowledge - Me

"The 'paradox' is only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality 'ought to be'"
-Richard Feynman

"A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it."
-Max Planck

I'm a signature virus, copy me and help me spread!

April 24, 2004, 01:42:42 PM
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[18:46] * Vity feels a light warmth/tingly feeling rushing through his brain stem
[18:47] <spellBMX> Vity: what did you do?
[18:47] <Vity> wrapped a rubberband around my forehead :P
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:55:21 PM by kobok »

April 25, 2004, 12:48:52 PM
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<DarkDuck> Im a big fanny of yummy food
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:55:35 PM by kobok »
"We have a responsibility to the coming generations."
"What Responsibility?"
"To keep track of the mistakes we've made, as a species."
"To spread the word, to fight for change. And that's what keeps me alive."

April 25, 2004, 06:42:36 PM
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* Maverick1 installs quake on Thalog
<Krab> I want mechwarrior 3
* Krab installs windows on thalog
* Thalog dies
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:55:57 PM by kobok »
:cow: This emoticon is a sacraligous cow, it looks like a bloody guinea pig, well anyway.

I am the Unchallenged Master of Sturgeons.

"That which does not kill us, Makes us want to die"

April 25, 2004, 08:11:11 PM
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<Vitamyst> what is the maximum size attatchment you can have on n e-mail? O_o
<Watarimono> depends who your sending it to
<kakkarot> vita: depends on your email provider
<Que> On Yahoo it's 2MB
<Vitamyst> Im trying to attatch something that is 987 megs :P
<Watarimono> lol!
<Silver_Archer> LOL
<Que> LOL
<kakkarot> holyshit!
<kakkarot> what are you trying to attach?
<Vitamyst> a hellsing episode ;P
<Watarimono> your gonna have to divide it into like 450 emails
*** some time later
<Vitamyst> so.... should I cancel this attatchment? :P

~kakkarot
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:56:04 PM by kobok »
Philippians 2:5 Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus: 6 Who, being in very nature God, did not consider equality with God something to be grasped,  7 but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness.

April 25, 2004, 10:05:35 PM
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-14:15:54- [Silver_Archer]: Systematically observe, I have seemlessly made all my sentences start with S
-14:16:16- [b0b]: ctully, it seems to hve gotten better s of lte, since the rcism hs gone down lots.
-14:16:36- [Silver_Archer]: Shit, that was illegible :P
-14:17:13- [b0b]: -ctu-lly, it seems to h-ve gotten better -s of l-te, since the r-cism h-s gone down lots.
-14:18:24- [@Vitmyst]: Shit, you cn put shit infront of every sentence :P
-14:18:34- [Silver_Archer]: ok, vita, DIE!!
:cow:To moo, or not to moo, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fish...:cow:


~DarkDuck: And I'll fillet the first fucknugget that tells me that maybe I'm not doing my Qi Gong right ;)

April 26, 2004, 11:38:21 AM
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*Ophiucus put's Darkduck in an old-style guillotine*
<Ophiucus> Have ye anything to say before I chop off ye 'ead?
<Darkduck> Yeah.
<Darkduck> Heads up!
*Ophiucus gets hit by a falling piano*
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:56:13 PM by kobok »
"We have a responsibility to the coming generations."
"What Responsibility?"
"To keep track of the mistakes we've made, as a species."
"To spread the word, to fight for change. And that's what keeps me alive."

April 26, 2004, 02:53:29 PM
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**sadistic-ss hasn't said anything for a while**

[18:39] * VoxNocti takes away Trillis' pilss
[18:39] <VoxNocti> *pills
[18:40] <Trillis> Vox, you evil sadistic grandmother. Damn you!
[18:40] <sadistic-ss> HEY!
[18:40] <Trillis> Oh.
[18:40] <Trillis> Sorry sadistic.
[18:41] <VoxNocti> ROFL
« Last Edit: April 22, 2006, 05:56:34 PM by kobok »

April 26, 2004, 02:56:48 PM
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You can either agree with me or you could be wrong.


What would you rather be,honorable and dead,or dishonorable and alive."

April 26, 2004, 09:56:11 PM
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What are you talking about? Just go up to the top, under commnicate, click on chat. There you go. Do something funny/stupid, post it here