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The Cafeteria / Re: Mafia Game
« on: February 22, 2009, 07:52:10 AM »

Public Classes / Re: Tarot Class
« on: September 02, 2007, 10:10:30 AM »
I'm interested.

Questions & Suggestions / Re: How do I attach an avatar to my profile?
« on: August 18, 2007, 08:17:36 AM »
 First click "Profile" which is situated at the top of the page. Then from the left under "Modify Profile" select "Forum Profile Information" and there it is =).

Main Hall / Re: Slightly nervous...
« on: August 14, 2007, 08:14:45 AM »
 I used to have it two, sometimes as often as once a week, but usually once every few months or so. Heh, I had no idea that it was called precordial catch syndrome. Luckily, I haven't had any occurrences in the last few years, the pain really was horrible.

The Cafeteria / Re: More geeky stuff?
« on: August 07, 2007, 04:36:09 AM »
Fortitude and Lust.

Magick / Re: Servitors (Not the average questions)
« on: July 26, 2007, 02:57:58 AM »
Here is an article on Egregores and Servitors written by Veos :
I think it should answer your questions =).

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 25, 2007, 10:47:31 AM »
The doctor is his mother?

And another one :
 A dead man is found on a field. He is naked and he has a match in his hand. How did he die, why is he naked and why does he have a match in his hand ? You may ask yes/no questions.

I'm not sure if this kind of riddle is too long for a forum format, but since there were no other riddles at the moment, I decided to post it

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 25, 2007, 09:34:58 AM »
Nope, his father got injured as well in the accident. (The doctor isn't the same person as the man in the car)

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 25, 2007, 07:50:40 AM »
A train starts traveling 50mph North West from Atlanta at 9:00 PM.  10 minutes later, another train starts traveling 60mph South East from Montgomery.  The trains travel at a constant speed and are perfectly straight and parallel the entire time.  There is 155 miles between the two cities.  At what time do the two trains pass eachother?

They don't, they're travelling opposite directions.

"A man and his son are in a car. Suddenly they crash into another car and are taken to the hospital. Upon seeing the boy, the doctor says: "I can't operate him, he's my son." How can this be ?"

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 24, 2007, 12:40:03 PM »
You're driving a bus from America to Canada, there are 56 people on this bus. 14 people are wearing green, there are 9 blonds and 4 babies, what colour are the bus drivers eyes and why?
The bus driver's eye are grey, since I'm the bus driver.

Another one :
 A butcher is 6 feet 5 inches tall, he has blue eyes and blonde hair. He was born in 1978. He has a wife and three children: twin girls and a boy. What does he weigh ?

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 24, 2007, 02:01:49 AM »
"A man walks into a bar.  He asks the bartender for water.  The bartender proceeds to point a shotgun at him over the counter without warning.  Then the man says, "thank you" and he proceeds to leave the bar.  Why?"
  The man had hickups so he wanted a glass of water, but the bartender understood his problem and scared him with the gun, thus curing his hickups.

And another riddle :
 "It was a warm July evening. Two professors were inside, playing chess. When the game was over, one of the professors went outside to get some fresh air. The other professor fell asleep. When he wakes up a few hours later, he finds that his colleague is nowhere to be found. He sees, that the keys of the door are on the inside. When he opens the door, he finds the other professor sitting by the door, frozen to death. "Poor man, the wind must have blown the door shut," he mutters. What happened ?"

Maybe you meant to say "Je ne sais quoi" ?

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 23, 2007, 05:45:52 AM »
This one's my favourite :
 You are in the basement of a house. There are three switches on the wall. One of these switches is connected to a lamp which is situated on the ground floor. You can turn the switches either "on" or "off" (and you may turn them on/off as many times as you like). You have no way of knowing whether the lamp is burning while you are in the basement and once you go up to the ground floor, you can't go back into the basement again. Your goal is to find out which one of the switches is connected to the lamp.

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 23, 2007, 12:33:24 AM »
You are trapped in a room with a lock door, no windows. Just a piano and a mirror. How can you get out?
This was a really freaky one. It goes something like look in the mirror, then turn around and see what you saw. Then take the saw and saw the piano in half. The two halves make a whole (hole) so you use the hole to climb out of the house.

Step 1)  2 + 2 = 5                                       { * 4 }
Step 2)  (2 + 2) * 4 = 5 * 4                             { - 18}
Step 3)  (2 + 2) * 4 - 18 = 5 * 4 - 18                   { square both sides }
Step 4)  [(2 + 2) * 4 - 18]^2 = [5 * 4 - 18]^2           { divide by 4 }
Step 5)  [(2 + 2) * 4 - 18]^2 / 4 = [5 * 4 - 18]^2 / 4   { evaluate }
Step 6)  1 = 1                                           { thus, 2 + 2 = 5 }

It starts with a faulty premise that 2 + 2 = 5. If you wanted to prove that 2 + 2 = 5 through 1 = 1, then you would have to start from 1 = 1 and backtrack from there to the beginning. If you did it this way, you would get 5 = 5.

The Cafeteria / Re: Riddle
« on: July 21, 2007, 11:34:23 AM »
I am the black child of a white father; a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Smoke ?

"When I compose, I remember."
Was it Arvo Pärt, who said it ?

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