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Spirituality / MOVED: Spirituality Chatroom
« on: September 04, 2011, 10:13:15 AM »

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Main Hall / V'con 2011
« on: March 17, 2011, 05:39:16 PM »
I've recently been requested to hold campout in central Kansas this year.  Usually mid to early June is when we have them.  I'm asking for poeple that are interested to speak up to see if there are enough to do this.

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Magick / MOVED: Free Authentic Thoth Tarot readings
« on: December 30, 2010, 05:34:18 AM »

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Body Energy Arts / MOVED: Questions consurning Focal Meditation
« on: October 17, 2010, 06:26:02 AM »

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Psionics / MOVED: new comer
« on: July 23, 2010, 10:49:26 AM »

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Body Energy Arts / MOVED: anyone in the middle east?
« on: February 18, 2010, 05:13:44 AM »

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Main Hall / V'con-'10
« on: February 17, 2010, 02:17:23 PM »
Hey folks, its middle of Feb and time to start thinking about v-con 2010.  I would like to host a camp out again this year, not sure if we will have the same location yet but it will be in central Kansas.  I would like to know who would be interested with the proposed time line of end of May to the first week of June.  If those that are interested will please post in here that they are interested, I can start to get a head count to see what I need space for.  Please and thanks!

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Main Hall / Happy Thanksgiving!
« on: November 26, 2009, 06:38:58 AM »
To all my special peeps, just letting ya know how really thankful I am for your friendship this year.  Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Psionics / MOVED: Hey I'm new
« on: November 11, 2009, 05:16:41 AM »

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The Cafeteria / Happy Birthday Sethair!
« on: October 07, 2009, 05:51:30 AM »
I can't forget you, you delicious looking hunk of man.  Have an awesome birthday!

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The Cafeteria / Happy Birthday Big_Boss and Zephyr!
« on: October 05, 2009, 05:50:31 PM »
I know I am a few hours early but suck it if you dont like it.  Happy birfday, Mofo's.


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The Cafeteria / Happy Birthday Aurafire!
« on: October 02, 2009, 07:10:58 PM »
You old man.  We need some new crazy updated pics skater punk.

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Hello and Goodbye / *waves*
« on: July 10, 2009, 11:15:25 AM »
I'm moving on, please send all mail to my personal yahoo address rather then veritas PMs please.

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The Cafeteria / Occult Humor
« on: July 05, 2009, 02:30:45 PM »
I was checking out some really old files off an old laptop dating back 10 years ago and found some sun stuff I thought I would post.

Cthulu for Morons*

by Yael Dragwyla
LOVECRAFT'S NECRONOMICON FOR MORONS*

Revenance for the Rest of Us (R)

The Fun and Easy Way to Summon Agents of Darkness (TM).

Your First Aid Kit (TM) for Tortured and Troubled Souls Lost in Alien Dimensions.

What to Do When Bad Things Happen (TM) --- Explained in Plain English and Whimpering Cries.

    "I knew this experiment wouldn't work ... Huh?! ... Who are you?!!! How did you get here? ... my GOD ... WHAT are you?! ... What have I done? ... AAARGGGHHH"
    -- James Randi, amazed Necronomicon reader. Found on an audio taped journal in an otherwise empty cabin.

Abdul's Top Ten Lists of Tips for the Necronomicon:

    * Ten shortcuts worth remembering
    * Ten unpopular mistakes and how to survive them
    * Ten most powerful ingredients for compounding the Incense of Zkauba
    * Ten cool tricks

"Necronomicon for Morons* (R) can serve as your Silver Key (TM) to portals through time and space." -- Y. Sothoth

Step into a new and improved world, "not in the spaces we know but between them". Walk serene with those "primal, undimensioned and ... unseen".

As it is said, "The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be." This naturally intimidates some people --- relax and read NECRONOMICON FOR MORONS* to learn how to summon the Old Ones and their Awesome Powers. Abdul Alhazred's humorous, easy-to-follow style makes evocation of the Old Ones practically automatic.

There seems to be a lot of Cthulu humor out there. Perhaps this is the the way people who deal with Cthulu stay sane. In any case, I have had a lot of Cthulu humor sent to me over the years, and this piece is one of them. Unfortunately, I had to change the title. It was originally entitled "Cthulu for Dummies" but I have received a legal notice from the greyfaces at IDG Books (who produce the "...For Dummies(R)" books) telling me that "it is highly likely that visitors could be misled into believing that this article was authorized by or is associated with IDGB." In other words, they have no sense of humor and seem to think that we're all so stupid that we can't tell a joke from the real thing.

IDG Books has asked me to "remove the infringing material from the Web page and anywhere else it appears and provide IDGB with your written assurances that you will refrain from infringing on its trademarks."

To satisfy IDGB I have changed the offending title from "Cthulu for Dummies" to "Cthulu for Morons". Last I checked, they did not have a "...For Morons" registered trademark, so this should deal with the legal problem.

Secondly, I am choosing to exercise my First Ammendment right to free speech, using this webpage as my forum. I had always enjoyed the "...For Dummies(R)" series put out by IDG Books, but I refuse to do business with a company that has no sense of humor, and can't even ask me politely to remove the material before threatening me with legal action that "if this matter cannot be immediately resolved, IDGB is fully prepared to enforce its rights." So I hereby declare that I am boycotting all IDGB products, including ancillary products licensed from IDGB bearing the "...For Dummies(R)" trademark. I encourage others to do the same.

"...For Dummies(R)" is a Registered Trademark owned by IDG Books Worldwide ("IDGB"). Use of the name of any product without mention of trademark status in this article should not be construed as a challenge to such status. The inclusion of these product names in no way implies any approved usage or official licensing of the contents of this article with the aforementioned products.

"Cthulu for Morons" is a humorous spoof of IDGB's "...For Dummies(R)" line of reference books. If you didn't have enough brainpower to figure that out in the first place, you probably shouldn't be messing around with Cthulu anyway, humorous or otherwise.

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Main Hall / Happy Birthday Forgy!
« on: June 28, 2009, 06:38:19 PM »
I'd just like to take a few seconds to tell one of the best friends I have and wish him a very happy birthday.  It's been an amazing 7+ years knowing you dude.  Hope to see you around for another 7 or so.  PS- grow the beard back and make me a happy woman.  *hugs*

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