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Projection / k
« on: April 14, 2004, 09:56:45 AM »
Flojo shut up you are sucha a prick sometimes people would alway's get along if it was not for people lke you.

I do beleave i can do it but ive been unsuccsessfull and i was just a little disscueged. As for all of the sereious people that are trying to help me do one of the few things ive never been able to do thank you and i will take heed all of your advice.

Once i am able to astral project my understanding or the realms will grow by leaps and bounds, your continued help would be grand.

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Projection / I cant do it, I just cant do it!
« on: April 08, 2004, 10:53:39 AM »
Someone help me i can do anything, but for some reson i cant astral project. Can anyone give me good step by step instructions. please.

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The Cafeteria / k
« on: April 07, 2004, 11:23:54 AM »
.....Burger King

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Psionics / k
« on: April 07, 2004, 11:01:04 AM »
Cool another scond realm soul. To you sir i bow with great respect. The Fraery realm is actualy called Arei. I dont think your crazy i too am spawned from arei. We have smiller souls we should keep in touch. By the way your empathyprobebly comes from the creator of the souls of the scond realm Silephthyn. She smiles apon you and so do i my freind.

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Public Classes / k
« on: April 05, 2004, 09:59:07 AM »
I also want to see a class on psiballs but i also want to see a class on aura projection.

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The Cafeteria / k
« on: April 05, 2004, 09:13:40 AM »
Yo mamma's so fat every time she rolls over its your birthday.

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Main Hall / soad
« on: April 05, 2004, 09:11:20 AM »
Suite-Pee
I had an out of body experience, the other day,
her name was Jesus, and for her everyone cried,
everyone cried, everyone cried. Try her philosophy,
try her philosophy, try her philosophy, try. You die
for her philosophy, die for her philosophy, die her
philosophy die. Crossed and terrored ravages of
architecture, lend me thy blades, we're crossed
and terrored ravages of architecture, hoist around
the spade. Try her philosophy, try her philosophy,
try her philosophy, and try. You die for her philosophy,
die for her philosophy, die her philosophy die. die.....
die......die......why......lie naked on the floor and let
the messiah go through our souls, lie naked on the
floor and let the messiah go all through our souls, die,
like a mother fucker, die, like a mother fucker, die, like
a mother fucker, why, like a mother fucker, i want to
fuck my way to the garden, cause everyone needs a
mother fucker! Try her philosophy, try her philosophy,
try her philosophy, try. You die for her philosophy, die
for her philosophy, die her philosophy die. the following
of a christ, the following of a christ, the following of a christ,
the following of a christ, the falling of christ, the falling of christ,
the falling of christ, the falling of christ.
soad

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The Cafeteria / What kind of underwear are you wearing?
« on: April 05, 2004, 09:01:41 AM »
blue boxers with rubber duckies, but i dont were anything to bed... and niether does my lover.

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The Cafeteria / smoke
« on: April 05, 2004, 08:53:37 AM »
Every bloody dead corpse rises from L33t dogs of D00m!!! My faithful  is fat! You idiot he cried his underpants all into a sofa's cheese! What Kwallen is Cow-ishly( ) like attacking killer water-buffalos with overwhelming puddin' pops on the Sofa while licking oysters while... GOD! Merf ^_^ Stormie lives since when merfophones took my Sofa! Now pick some other living Creature to embolish them with crap! During the holiday seasons we fall into comercialisation from overindulged cheese monsters capable of communist freedom that somehow started with a farting planet of red flaming goo. Meanwhile my flew across dungheaps made from Orlando Bloom during his turrets syndrome. Sometimes when i start we all die so now we play PS2 all day long untill the martians bring the beer so we can all get brainwashed into believing that we should listen to fignewtons fruit-filled I farted just now so puke up all of your p00 and vomit out every orafice. So now i began to limp towards the place of quacking...and heal my limping leg because i am dieing from a rare case of diarrhea sprays. Now i shall go off to fight the commies. When i get there i will kill every last one with my...super atomic banana gun which i borowed off the little green man who are from the planet of merf. Now i will randomly fire my assault rifle into a crowd of unsuspecting TV viewers so that they will die and i can thehn sell their bodies to the evil hordes of fluffbunnies from the kingdom of Sphagmatoa. After that is done i will sit and begin to think of a way to feed my lovely cow (  ) so that she will be the best heiffer in the world. I wish i could be a monkey butler beloning to a green with yellow spots squirrel who happens to be secret squirrel on a mission to blow up a nuke on bin ladens with sadam leading them into North America. Now i will go in search of the priminister of Merfville who has gone to eat 3 barrels of petrol so that he can later Boom-Boom and destroy the entire civlization of small microscopic sea organisms that will someday rule the hole of Atlantis... and use it to destroy the entire western hemisphere of Stenchburg. If Superman could dodge a flaming piece pipe...

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The Cafeteria / Word Association
« on: April 05, 2004, 08:44:36 AM »
Fragile
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Cafeteria / 4 Word Story
« on: April 05, 2004, 08:31:23 AM »
and thier union sisters...

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Spirituality / hmmm
« on: April 01, 2004, 10:21:39 AM »
I do not wish to become a god but if it happed then... :D

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Dreams / ok
« on: March 29, 2004, 10:09:57 AM »
What would you sugjest to someone that nonshelontly controls his dreams. I cant help it what i will will almost allways be what happens in my dreams.

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Spirituality / ?
« on: March 29, 2004, 10:02:27 AM »
From what deity are these abilities obtained?

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The Cafeteria / What Music are you listening to right now?
« on: March 25, 2004, 10:57:54 AM »
Diana:ass trumpit

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