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The Cafeteria / Hamsters and Pokemon
« on: May 19, 2004, 03:42:15 PM »
Oh yes, Invader Zim is quite the amazing little tyke. And evil hamsters with black auras reak of lame ness... kind of like this cow.:cow:

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The Cafeteria / Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
« on: May 19, 2004, 07:05:23 AM »
Right! this is the best thread I have seen thus far!

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The Cafeteria / My Leg's On Fire!!!
« on: May 19, 2004, 07:00:40 AM »
With a high power chainsaw, CJS cuts of Draconic Warriors cloths, careful not to cut him. He is no longer aflame.

The Jack leaps on Flojo, wrapping him up in the now extinguised and very socked pants. The fire on Flojos leg is now extinguished.

CJS gets on his ship at the harbor and departs

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The Cafeteria / Battle of the Pics!!!
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:57:32 AM »
Im afraid noone can beat that last picture!!!

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The Cafeteria / who likes yu yu hakusho
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:55:51 AM »
Im afraid That I dont much care for yu yu hakusho.

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The Cafeteria / Veritas Anniversaries
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:54:30 AM »
I've been on veritas for a week! WOO HOO!

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The Cafeteria / Age old questions..
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:53:44 AM »
DW cant evel spell Cannabis.
Age: 37
GENDER(as specified by Talyn):M
Location: Uncharted Areas.

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The Cafeteria / Hamsters and Pokemon
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:51:06 AM »
Pokemon would never beat hamsters. Hamsters are just better. ANd did anyone notice that draconic warrior posted the smae message and just changed the last words?

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The Cafeteria / If you made an RPG what is the best race
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:46:59 AM »
I must say that the best race in any rpg would have to be Half Elves. They are cool, have elven blood in them ,and take no negative (or bonus) modifier
for stats.

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The Cafeteria / 4 Word Story
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:44:19 AM »
Great white dog penis

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The Cafeteria / Free For All
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:28:44 AM »
There. Now BLACKSPIRIT surely is dead.

*Jack awakens from a terrible nightmare in which he lost his limbs.

*Good thing I killed that Black Spirit Kid. (in hsi dream, he had made the mistake of calling him Dark Spirit.)

*SUCKA!

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The Cafeteria / Free For All
« on: May 19, 2004, 06:19:00 AM »
*Jack Sparrow stood up after feeling a sharp pain in his neck from some ones sword. THe idiot had barely pierced the flesh.

*After wrapping the wound with a poultice, he draws his guns and tracks down BlackSpirit.

*He finds him standing away from Flojo as his evil clones get ready to attack.
He hears BlackSpirit mumble something about the last drop of blood.

*Leveleing his guns, he fires another two round into the back of BlackSpirits head. Holstering the guns and drawing a knife, he slices BS's head off and slips it into a plastic sack.

*HA HA HA! CAN'T COME BACK NOW

*CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW DEPARTS IN HIS PIRATE SHIP, AND TOSSES BLACK
SPIRITS HEAD OVERBOARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA.

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The Cafeteria / Free For All
« on: May 18, 2004, 06:58:32 AM »
*As BlackSpirit stands wishfuly thinking, Captain jack Sparrow emerges from the dark, pistols drawn, behind him. Pullind the trigger, the bullets hit Black spirit in the back of the head, killing him instantly. His head is now so much brain tissue and bone fragments in the wind.*

*The captain reloads his pistols, and dissapears back into the dark.*

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