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Title: 4 word story
Post by: XIII on August 06, 2006, 06:59:27 PM
I post 4 words, you post 4 words, next person continues the story, and so on...


It all began when...
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Post by: solstice on August 06, 2006, 07:01:23 PM
Rafnul was shaving, alone...
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Post by: kakkarot on August 06, 2006, 07:29:03 PM
in the kitchen with
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Post by: TakeV on August 06, 2006, 08:06:01 PM
a razor because he
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 06, 2006, 08:36:58 PM
was falsely accused of...
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Post by: Shadowx089 on August 06, 2006, 09:03:34 PM
Spanking the monkey with...
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Post by: Forg on August 06, 2006, 11:46:11 PM
stolen sandpaper.

His life
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 07, 2006, 07:28:14 AM
Was drastically changed by
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Post by: kakkarot on August 07, 2006, 09:10:15 AM
a group of swarthy
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Post by: XIII on August 07, 2006, 09:50:27 AM
indonesian blood pirates, after
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Post by: TheThing on August 07, 2006, 10:59:54 AM
eating several cute puppies
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 07, 2006, 12:29:42 PM
Given to him by
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Post by: XIII on August 07, 2006, 12:53:14 PM
two levitating muffins, filled
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Post by: Bladesmith on August 07, 2006, 02:22:15 PM
with "creamy goodness". However,
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Post by: Big Boss on August 07, 2006, 02:31:48 PM
no one would assume
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 07, 2006, 03:02:50 PM
That he wasn't extremely
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Post by: kakkarot on August 07, 2006, 09:18:40 PM
tired after numerous encounters
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Post by: solstice on August 07, 2006, 10:11:02 PM
With his hair doll.
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 08, 2006, 12:03:11 PM
low and behold he
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 08, 2006, 12:28:06 PM
was the most almighty
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 08, 2006, 01:27:02 PM
Asexual being in the
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Post by: `Nazukarr on August 08, 2006, 01:30:08 PM
goldfish universe. So he
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 08, 2006, 02:18:30 PM
reached out and struck
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Post by: Enchia on August 08, 2006, 02:50:11 PM
the goldfish who then...
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 08, 2006, 04:17:14 PM
worshipped him for eternity.
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Post by: `Nazukarr on August 08, 2006, 06:36:21 PM
While he wasn't looking..
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Post by: kakkarot on August 08, 2006, 07:41:10 PM
different swarthy pirates came
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Post by: solstice on August 08, 2006, 08:16:33 PM
And abducted his goldfish.
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 09, 2006, 09:51:26 AM
And then he died!
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Post by: Enchia on August 09, 2006, 10:05:11 AM
But then a huge...
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Post by: kakkarot on August 09, 2006, 10:32:22 AM
plothole from outer space
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 09, 2006, 11:52:31 AM
Sunk their Battleship at
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Post by: Big Boss on August 09, 2006, 05:16:43 PM
the battle of jericho...
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Post by: kakkarot on August 09, 2006, 07:10:10 PM
where many playful kittens
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Post by: Big Boss on August 09, 2006, 07:17:08 PM
ate rainbow doughnut juice.
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Post by: `Nazukarr on August 09, 2006, 07:40:18 PM
"Shitt sonn, I want..."
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 09, 2006, 07:41:25 PM
Were the last words
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 09, 2006, 08:39:03 PM
a huge tidal wave
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Post by: Big Boss on August 10, 2006, 02:20:14 AM
crashed upon elves of
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 10, 2006, 07:27:32 AM
Old upon the couches
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Post by: ThiefDeath on August 10, 2006, 07:52:27 PM
and two sexy mermaids
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 10, 2006, 11:23:27 PM
complained about Veritasian grammar.
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 11, 2006, 01:58:33 AM
and then a giant
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Post by: Big Boss on August 11, 2006, 05:21:27 AM
sexy mermaid in red
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Post by: XIII on August 11, 2006, 09:41:21 AM
who smelt of elderberries
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Post by: `Nazukarr on August 11, 2006, 11:03:13 AM
hit rafnul with a
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 11, 2006, 12:11:05 PM
Giant silver spoon filled
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 11, 2006, 12:59:16 PM
by a tube of
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 11, 2006, 02:01:43 PM
Veritasian grammar and yelped.
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Post by: XIII on August 11, 2006, 02:42:29 PM
kobok, now the primary
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 11, 2006, 06:01:47 PM
now the primary suspect
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Post by: ThiefDeath on August 12, 2006, 12:29:46 AM
was arrested for treason

[Daska_123 you have to add four words, not one. You can't just use 3 of ShadowWarrior13's words, they're already in the story.]
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Post by: kakkarot on August 12, 2006, 09:43:39 AM
when he failed to
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Post by: freefallingdot on August 12, 2006, 10:00:04 AM
Jump through hoops for
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Post by: XIII on August 12, 2006, 12:31:51 PM
a mexican flea circus.
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 12, 2006, 01:22:49 PM
Rafnul laughed at kobok
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Post by: XIII on August 12, 2006, 01:25:17 PM
whose soul then crushed
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Post by: psychicT0201 on August 12, 2006, 08:14:03 PM
by kobok's vengeful wrath
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 13, 2006, 03:42:25 AM
(( erm i just realized i did that sorry <.< I should probably read the last post better *giggles* lol if i would have known that i wanted to put: for a ancient murder but erm now i know!))
of doomy doom doom
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Post by: kakkarot on August 13, 2006, 04:07:12 PM
+3, +5 vs rafnuls.
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Post by: psi_vamp on August 14, 2006, 06:50:55 PM
Then alchoholics came along
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 15, 2006, 04:30:20 AM
Who roll natural 20s.
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Post by: ThiefDeath on August 15, 2006, 09:30:35 PM
Many veritasins lack grammar.
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Post by: Big Boss on August 16, 2006, 02:48:23 AM
It is very sad.
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 16, 2006, 04:25:44 AM
But there is hope!
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Post by: Big Boss on August 16, 2006, 05:09:24 AM
So, let us look...
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 16, 2006, 06:58:45 AM
to Rafnul for hope.
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Post by: Vecna on August 16, 2006, 08:27:46 AM
This is foolish talk!
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Post by: Faijer on August 16, 2006, 08:38:33 AM
You said it, Crowley.
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Post by: psi_vamp on August 16, 2006, 10:35:05 AM
Then posted i agen...
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Post by: Australian Warriors on August 17, 2006, 02:37:41 AM
iagen said " hey you......."
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Post by: kakkarot on August 17, 2006, 09:55:17 AM
amazingly sexy pirates, who
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 18, 2006, 04:20:09 AM
arn't very sexy came
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Post by: Big Boss on August 18, 2006, 05:21:49 AM
to fix Veritas' grammar."
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Post by: Razeroth on August 18, 2006, 05:29:22 PM
AND DESTROY ALL HUMANS

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Post by: kakkarot on August 18, 2006, 07:52:04 PM
because they love us.
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 19, 2006, 01:01:18 AM
But they don't actully.
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Post by: XIII on August 19, 2006, 01:11:07 PM
have any pants on,
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Post by: ArckAngel on August 19, 2006, 03:03:41 PM
living after this seccond.
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Post by: Razeroth on August 19, 2006, 04:23:24 PM
ginormous peanuts of doom...
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 19, 2006, 10:43:28 PM
Roamed your mind and
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Post by: Razeroth on August 20, 2006, 12:41:13 AM
Killed my brain cells
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 20, 2006, 12:44:49 AM
And then controled your
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Post by: Razeroth on August 20, 2006, 01:14:45 AM
glowing pale blue sword
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 20, 2006, 01:15:10 AM
and the sword ate
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Post by: Razeroth on August 20, 2006, 01:17:20 AM
all yo' pink elaphants
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 20, 2006, 01:18:10 AM
and made them better
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Post by: Razeroth on August 20, 2006, 01:20:26 AM
until they were stomped
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 20, 2006, 01:21:01 AM
and made even better
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Post by: Razeroth on August 20, 2006, 01:24:03 AM
in sweet, sweet death
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 20, 2006, 01:27:52 AM
and became ultimate zombies
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Post by: Razeroth on August 20, 2006, 01:42:27 AM
to serve mighty Razeroth

-Razeroth
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 20, 2006, 01:43:21 AM
But secretly destroy him
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Post by: Razeroth on August 20, 2006, 01:55:55 AM
and remake him amazing
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 20, 2006, 01:58:40 AM
ingly* weak and puny
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Post by: kakkarot on August 20, 2006, 01:16:36 PM
then ate daska also
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 21, 2006, 02:27:18 AM
and also ate kakkarot
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Post by: kakkarot on August 21, 2006, 09:48:54 AM
who gave them heartburn
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Post by: TheThing on August 21, 2006, 10:49:06 AM
and chronic farting disease.
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 21, 2006, 12:07:22 PM
They then suddenly exploded,
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Post by: Big Boss on August 21, 2006, 12:35:47 PM
into tiny orbs of
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 21, 2006, 12:41:54 PM
unspeakable destructive super force.
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Post by: Silver_Archer on August 22, 2006, 05:10:06 AM
Total destruction awaited those
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 22, 2006, 06:17:36 AM
smash children against stones.
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Post by: Razeroth on August 22, 2006, 11:53:14 AM
Roll On Floor Laughing
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Post by: Big Boss on August 23, 2006, 04:22:45 AM
into tiny orbs of
unspeakable destructive super force.
Total destruction awaited those
smash children against stones.
Roll On Floor Laughing

Doubleyoo, Tee, Eff, Question-Mark.

(question-mark is one word... cause I say it is... >.>|<.<|>.<)
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Post by: kakkarot on August 23, 2006, 09:35:30 AM
is answered by mighty
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Post by: Razeroth on August 23, 2006, 02:08:42 PM
GREAT BALLS O' FIRE

-Razeroth
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Post by: kakkarot on August 23, 2006, 07:12:05 PM
in my pants, which
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Post by: Razeroth on August 23, 2006, 07:29:36 PM
are quite small actually...

-Razeroth
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Post by: Big Boss on August 24, 2006, 02:56:35 AM
but who cares about
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Post by: Razeroth on August 24, 2006, 07:05:13 PM
his very small balls
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Post by: Big Boss on August 24, 2006, 08:30:46 PM
when you could care
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Post by: Rafnul! on August 24, 2006, 09:21:52 PM
about Rafnul's big balls.
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 25, 2006, 10:56:22 AM
being turned into raisons
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Post by: Big Boss on August 25, 2006, 12:22:59 PM
Meanwhile, in ball-less paradise
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Post by: Razeroth on August 25, 2006, 02:51:02 PM
girl on girl action
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 25, 2006, 05:46:44 PM
romping under the light
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Post by: Razeroth on August 26, 2006, 12:12:59 PM
with a conveniently placed
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Post by: kakkarot on August 27, 2006, 06:26:50 AM
"stfu n00b" neon sign
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Post by: Razeroth on August 27, 2006, 09:26:33 AM
that is missing "stfu"
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 27, 2006, 03:58:23 PM
actully it says: Love...
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Post by: Razeroth on August 28, 2006, 04:07:00 PM
but anyway, the tiger
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Post by: kakkarot on August 28, 2006, 07:01:56 PM
ate the unswarthy ninjas
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 29, 2006, 09:51:52 AM
Who then became Crowley
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Post by: Razeroth on August 29, 2006, 07:44:51 PM
in an indecent way...
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Post by: Natus Denuo on August 29, 2006, 08:02:50 PM
began to touch himself
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Post by: kakkarot on August 30, 2006, 09:16:27 AM
when natus jumped in
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 30, 2006, 09:45:51 AM
and said it was actually
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Post by: TheThing on August 30, 2006, 09:52:48 AM
which spontaniously combusted and
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Post by: Raitaro on August 30, 2006, 10:17:45 AM
Took the form of
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Post by: TheThing on August 30, 2006, 11:13:26 AM
an evil little puppy
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Post by: NathanE on August 30, 2006, 02:54:44 PM
Which was owned by
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Post by: Natus Denuo on August 30, 2006, 03:44:38 PM
natus, who ate pie
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Post by: DownRodeo on August 30, 2006, 05:14:40 PM
all day long untill
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 30, 2006, 06:56:42 PM
he became a pie
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Post by: NathanE on August 31, 2006, 01:22:02 PM
Then was eaten by   :cow:  ( its not a extra word but cows still beat anything ^_^ )
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Post by: Daska_123 on August 31, 2006, 03:53:07 PM
Crowley who rawred and
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Post by: Razeroth on August 31, 2006, 06:33:21 PM
and decided to eat pie... :dog: (DOGS RULE COWS!!!!)

-Razeroth
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Post by: kakkarot on August 31, 2006, 08:37:58 PM
but only bull pie

(four words people, not five! remember grade one math!)
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Post by: Philosopher on August 31, 2006, 09:02:32 PM
with bleaer on tap,
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on September 01, 2006, 05:20:14 AM
and a beautiful stripper,
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Post by: NathanE on September 01, 2006, 09:09:23 AM
DD Had fun with
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Post by: kakkarot on September 01, 2006, 10:49:14 AM
the ice-cold bleaer
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Post by: TheThing on September 01, 2006, 12:07:07 PM
that is actually hippo
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Post by: Raitaro on September 01, 2006, 01:15:39 PM
In a pimp hat.
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Post by: TheThing on September 03, 2006, 01:48:42 AM
that came with a
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Post by: Raitaro on September 03, 2006, 05:56:57 AM
Nude rafnul  apple pie
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on September 03, 2006, 04:01:44 PM
, which suddenly had a
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Post by: NathanE on September 03, 2006, 08:01:23 PM
Winning lotto ticket which
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Post by: Bradly on September 04, 2006, 03:03:25 AM
caught fire because of
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Post by: kakkarot on September 04, 2006, 09:23:31 AM
kakkarot's hatred of various
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Post by: Raitaro on September 04, 2006, 09:29:15 AM
seafood (2 words there) sold at
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Post by: kakkarot on September 04, 2006, 09:32:52 AM
any place that opens

(good call on the seafood, btw since i abhor it :D)
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Post by: Razeroth on September 04, 2006, 01:43:35 PM
to the ghetto public...
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Post by: kakkarot on September 04, 2006, 06:56:13 PM
was only surpassed by
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Post by: Razeroth on September 04, 2006, 09:26:58 PM
hatred of smiley advertisments (those infernal things never SHUT UP when the mouse scrolls over them!!!)
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Post by: kakkarot on September 05, 2006, 09:08:13 AM
But alas, vanity proved
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Post by: Raitaro on September 05, 2006, 10:52:18 AM
in a painstakingly obvious
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Post by: Razeroth on September 05, 2006, 05:33:50 PM
show of pure, unadulterated
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Post by: Raitaro on September 06, 2006, 09:37:19 AM
Rabbit porn which  Crowley
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Post by: kakkarot on September 06, 2006, 09:52:08 AM
condemned while disinterestedly checking
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Post by: Bradly on September 06, 2006, 11:38:57 AM
his tons of fanmail
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Post by: Razeroth on September 06, 2006, 06:09:15 PM
that he only hallucinates...
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Post by: NathanE on September 06, 2006, 07:57:14 PM
Till book is published
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Post by: Razeroth on September 06, 2006, 08:32:32 PM
then it becomes hatemail...
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Post by: Philosopher on September 06, 2006, 08:33:50 PM
from a small hermit,
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Post by: Raitaro on September 07, 2006, 08:58:21 AM
wearing a pink fuzzy
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Post by: Razeroth on September 07, 2006, 10:04:34 AM
dress that looks quite
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Post by: Raitaro on September 07, 2006, 10:09:21 AM
like Crowley on prom
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Post by: NathanE on September 07, 2006, 01:39:23 PM
Which really was Razeroth
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Post by: Raitaro on September 07, 2006, 02:00:59 PM
because of clever
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Post by: Razeroth on September 07, 2006, 06:34:11 PM
reconnaissance and stealthy infiltration
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Post by: Raitaro on September 08, 2006, 07:35:33 AM
*penetration which resulted in
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Post by: Razeroth on September 10, 2006, 09:39:53 AM
*penetration which resulted in

(crap, I can't save myself from this one...)

a giant crack dealer...
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Post by: Trillis on September 10, 2006, 09:54:34 AM
offering semen samples to
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Post by: Raitaro on September 10, 2006, 11:29:55 AM
Razeroth which resulted in
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Post by: Razeroth on September 10, 2006, 02:04:23 PM
the prom being crashed
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Post by: ShadowStriker on September 10, 2006, 09:34:13 PM
followed by a penguin
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Post by: Raitaro on September 11, 2006, 09:43:45 AM
 fur tux being worn

(do penguins have fur O.o)
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Post by: Razeroth on September 11, 2006, 06:03:16 PM
that gave it heatstroke
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Post by: Raitaro on September 12, 2006, 05:51:01 AM
causing the world's economy
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Post by: Trillis on September 12, 2006, 03:56:27 PM
to crash and burn
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Post by: Razeroth on September 12, 2006, 06:11:39 PM
GREAT BALLS O' FIRE!!!!!!!!!

-Razeroth
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Post by: Big Boss on September 12, 2006, 06:17:15 PM
Darn, said the penguin
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Post by: Razeroth on September 12, 2006, 06:19:29 PM
who had these balls...
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Post by: Big Boss on September 13, 2006, 03:41:04 AM
I am a fool...
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Post by: psi_vamp on September 13, 2006, 05:43:33 AM
then the war began :mad:
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Post by: Raitaro on September 13, 2006, 07:22:03 AM
And blood was spilled
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Post by: kakkarot on September 13, 2006, 09:21:42 AM
upon the nicest carpeting
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Post by: Raitaro on September 13, 2006, 09:35:36 AM
Known to man. Clearly
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Post by: psi_vamp on September 14, 2006, 01:22:46 AM
those stains wouldnt go :P
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Post by: Sakireth on September 14, 2006, 12:21:31 PM
But then a weird...
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Post by: Raitaro on September 14, 2006, 01:07:28 PM
man turned up in
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Post by: Razeroth on September 14, 2006, 06:12:30 PM
inside my BLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP head
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Post by: Daska_123 on September 15, 2006, 04:07:53 AM
And turned into Forg
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Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on September 15, 2006, 09:28:43 AM
with glowing green eyes,
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Post by: Raitaro on September 15, 2006, 11:22:46 AM
he waved his hands
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Post by: NathanE on September 16, 2006, 05:54:45 AM
And made food appear
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Post by: Raitaro on September 16, 2006, 06:55:17 AM
using a combination of
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Post by: Tempest Desh on September 16, 2006, 09:43:27 AM
turkish delight and monkey's
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Post by: Raitaro on September 16, 2006, 11:51:15 AM
(frozen since birth btw)
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Post by: Razeroth on September 16, 2006, 12:11:26 PM
brains with chinese spice
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Post by: Raitaro on September 17, 2006, 05:49:54 AM
"What the hell!?" exclaimed
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Post by: Daska_123 on September 17, 2006, 09:29:02 AM
Raitaro the master of:
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Post by: NathanE on September 17, 2006, 09:57:42 AM
Uber 1337 magic knoledge
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Post by: Raitaro on September 17, 2006, 10:11:38 AM
"4|)/\/ 0/\/3 b3(0/\/\3s 60|)"

(And One becomes God)
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Post by: Daska_123 on September 17, 2006, 11:51:16 AM
And then a Forg
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Post by: Sakireth on September 18, 2006, 06:03:49 AM
Ate a hamburger with...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: psi_vamp on September 18, 2006, 06:23:48 AM
magical gypsy pixie dust
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Big Boss on September 18, 2006, 06:26:02 AM
that poisoned him dead.  <-- hey a period. new sentence.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 18, 2006, 08:32:52 AM
"Crap!" delcared Crowley, burrying
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Hech on September 18, 2006, 09:11:16 AM
all bit of reason
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on September 18, 2006, 01:49:08 PM
And brought him back.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sakireth on September 18, 2006, 11:40:32 PM
while eating a hamburger
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 19, 2006, 11:52:10 AM
with toppings of delectable
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on September 19, 2006, 03:13:36 PM
taiste. Then he <insert though im giving the next person to post one extra word use it well :-P>
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 19, 2006, 03:39:00 PM
said to himself "That was-
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on September 19, 2006, 09:07:13 PM
of shiny Leprechaun gold!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sakireth on September 20, 2006, 03:03:17 AM
and then he saw..
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 20, 2006, 09:18:03 AM
Can people please try to make sense
"That was of shiny leprechaun gold"?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on September 20, 2006, 01:38:39 PM
The he died fast
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on September 20, 2006, 02:46:48 PM
and had corn syrup.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 21, 2006, 04:29:42 AM
"I ga Pisha!" declared
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sakireth on September 21, 2006, 06:03:54 AM
"I ga Pisha!" declared
the weird, singing Vericow..
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 21, 2006, 01:06:59 PM
this Vericow was also
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on September 21, 2006, 04:35:01 PM
killed by welcome dogs
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sakireth on September 22, 2006, 12:05:21 AM
and the welcome dogs..
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Vecna on September 22, 2006, 03:09:15 AM
were banished from space-time.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 22, 2006, 05:37:02 AM
by the dreaded one ( :elephant:)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on September 22, 2006, 02:36:42 PM
They had sex with.....
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on September 22, 2006, 08:44:51 PM
some pure-blood brown-white vericows
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 23, 2006, 11:30:08 AM
This created somthing so (hideous xD)


 :teethy:
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on September 23, 2006, 02:53:17 PM
that Razeroth owned it...

Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 23, 2006, 08:53:53 PM
and hence it was...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 24, 2006, 08:57:34 AM
known to all humanity
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on September 24, 2006, 12:22:57 PM
Veritas cows Rock-your socks.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 24, 2006, 01:47:33 PM
While the cows were
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: psi_vamp on September 25, 2006, 06:01:31 AM
drinking upon rafnulls blood
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 25, 2006, 01:08:04 PM
they were viciously spanked
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 25, 2006, 06:37:54 PM
Then the welcome dogs• died
(Welcome dog is now one word :/)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 26, 2006, 06:32:23 AM
and razeroth pouted heavily
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 26, 2006, 10:02:37 AM
From within his pink-nighty (thats oneword aswell >.>)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 26, 2006, 11:18:30 AM
pondering how he could
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 26, 2006, 11:30:13 AM
become a worshiper of (THE WELCOME COW)
 :P
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 26, 2006, 05:32:29 PM
<is not a part of the story> Heh heh...Veribovineology</is not a part of the story>
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on September 27, 2006, 05:23:52 PM
everyone dreams about me...(unreal aspects of my unreal idocy...)

-Razeroth
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on September 27, 2006, 05:50:40 PM
and eats Lucky Charms......
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 27, 2006, 10:49:11 PM
And eats Crowley and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 28, 2006, 01:11:11 PM
and forgets to use commas....and forgets thats its supposed to be 4 words.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 28, 2006, 01:37:04 PM
And then everyone decides to break the 4 word story rule and start typing out whole sentences. :P
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 28, 2006, 06:24:14 PM
*thinks*
Perhaps the four word limit should be more a guidline than anything?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on September 28, 2006, 06:42:55 PM
Thou shalt respect guidelines...

-Razeroth :dog:
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 29, 2006, 08:28:15 AM
Declared Razeroth (disguised as

(I didn't close parenthesis for a reason there)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: XIII on September 29, 2006, 01:08:37 PM
Henry Winkler), buying many

[THOU SHALT RESPECT THE FOUR WORD LAW]
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on September 29, 2006, 02:05:06 PM
magickal crack beans that...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 29, 2006, 07:39:33 PM
Kiled razeroth and killed
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on September 30, 2006, 11:59:44 AM
the English langauge forever. <----

FULL STOP.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 30, 2006, 12:34:50 PM
And we continued on...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 30, 2006, 08:11:09 PM
just to spite raitaro  :P
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 30, 2006, 09:14:09 PM
and to spite CROWLEY (the god of gods and/or goddesses for now on in this 4 word story which is actully becoming more and more of a 4+ story.)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on September 30, 2006, 09:22:18 PM
but Razeroth came back...

Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on September 30, 2006, 09:22:56 PM
and died once again.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on September 30, 2006, 10:25:48 PM
Persistant little bugger eh?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 01, 2006, 08:34:07 AM
">.<" said Raitaro, sulking
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: `Nazukarr on October 01, 2006, 10:42:16 AM
Nazukarr came skipping along
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: XIII on October 01, 2006, 10:50:50 AM
very emo-like, wanting
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 01, 2006, 11:33:15 AM
Shadow would know because
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 01, 2006, 11:38:31 AM
Tiggers hated Raitaros. And...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 01, 2006, 05:25:36 PM
This isn't making sense...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 02, 2006, 04:04:51 AM
I SAID TIGGERS, NOW,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 03, 2006, 03:50:31 PM
"I GA PISHA" Tigger (said or somthing along those lines)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 03, 2006, 03:53:03 PM
And all was lost as the 4 word story died.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 03, 2006, 05:09:35 PM
I mourn the story. >_> (Someone give it CPR or something.)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 03, 2006, 08:24:40 PM
Razeroth gives CPR to (i can see a mockery of this comment already...)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 04, 2006, 12:31:46 AM
a mentally retarded walrus.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 04, 2006, 08:23:42 AM
"Mmmmm" said Razeroth, licking


(Why did it die?)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 04, 2006, 10:47:32 AM
then left to Vegas
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 04, 2006, 01:51:40 PM
"START MAKING SENSE"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 04, 2006, 02:08:42 PM
Said Raitaro who was
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Big Boss on October 04, 2006, 02:30:56 PM
angered that grammar sucks.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 04, 2006, 02:37:00 PM
And Crowley the god (OF)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 04, 2006, 05:29:59 PM
mentally handicapped walrus resuscitation
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 05, 2006, 09:43:44 AM
"Thats better" Raitaro growled.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 05, 2006, 10:01:54 AM
Seventy nine thousand kilogrammes
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 05, 2006, 01:45:14 PM
Fell on Raitaro who
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 05, 2006, 01:51:21 PM
farted furiously and said
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 05, 2006, 02:16:29 PM
"Bit heavy this  foreign....
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 06, 2006, 10:38:20 PM
load of smelly shit
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 06, 2006, 11:07:43 PM
The guano guys had
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: psi_vamp on October 07, 2006, 10:55:57 AM
falen kilos of coke (the drug, i mean)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 07, 2006, 01:27:58 PM
and ate Psi_Vamp who,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 07, 2006, 06:39:55 PM
giggled mysteriously, and then
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 07, 2006, 09:03:13 PM
a magic penguin appeared
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: kNIFE on October 08, 2006, 12:22:34 AM
that they were actually
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 08, 2006, 02:53:59 AM
Linus Torvalds fanboys and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 08, 2006, 03:04:09 AM
Shot bill gates twice
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 08, 2006, 06:46:29 AM
before Xaserveq rode in
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 08, 2006, 08:47:24 AM
on a castrated mongoose
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 08, 2006, 09:10:21 AM
With a ferociously high
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 08, 2006, 12:57:06 PM
High farting speed. THen
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 08, 2006, 02:51:36 PM
a psychotic ADD'd bunny
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 08, 2006, 03:01:54 PM
OD'ed with a CD
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 08, 2006, 05:07:49 PM
creating quite a scene
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 08, 2006, 08:10:45 PM
on saturday night live.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 08, 2006, 08:32:02 PM
that tottaly sucked ass
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 08, 2006, 11:22:02 PM
Some of you guys really suck at continuing on from the last person and leaving the next bit up to the next person.

The story to date:

It all began when... Rafnul was shaving, alone... in the kitchen with a razor because he was falsely accused of... Spanking the monkey with... stolen sandpaper. His life Was drastically changed by a group of swarthy indonesian blood pirates, after eating several cute puppies Given to him by two levitating muffins, filled with "creamy goodness". However, no one would assume That he wasn't extremely tired after numerous encounters With his hair doll. low and behold he was the most almighty Asexual being in the goldfish universe. So he reached out and struck the goldfish who then... worshipped him for eternity. While he wasn't looking.. different swarthy pirates came And abducted his goldfish. And then he died! But then a huge... plothole from outer space Sunk their Battleship at the battle of jericho... where many playful kittens ate rainbow doughnut juice. "Shitt sonn, I want..." Were the last words a huge tidal wave crashed upon elves of Old upon the couches and two sexy mermaids complained about Veritasian grammar. and then a giant sexy mermaid in red who smelt of elderberries hit rafnul with a Giant silver spoon filled by a tube of Veritasian grammar and yelped. kobok, now the primary for a ancient murder was arrested for treason when he failed to Jump through hoops for a mexican flea circus. Rafnul laughed at kobok whose soul then crushed by kobok's vengeful wrath of doomy doom doom +3, +5 vs rafnuls.

Then alchoholics came along Who roll natural 20s. Many veritasins lack grammar. It is very sad. But there is hope! So, let us look... to Rafnul for hope. This is foolish talk! You said it, Crowley. Then posted i agen... iagen said " hey you......." amazingly sexy pirates, who arn't very sexy came to fix Veritas' grammar." AND DESTROY ALL HUMANS because they love us. But they don't actully. have any pants on, living after this seccond. ginormous peanuts of doom... Roamed your mind and Killed my brain cells And then controled your glowing pale blue sword and the sword ate all yo' pink elaphants and made them better until they were stomped and made even better in sweet, sweet death and became ultimate zombies to serve mighty Razeroth But secretly destroy him and remake him amazing ingly* weak and puny then ate daska also and also ate kakkarot who gave them heartburn and chronic farting disease. They then suddenly exploded, into tiny orbs of unspeakable destructive super force. Total destruction awaited those smash children against stones. Roll On Floor Laughing Doubleyoo, Tee, Eff, Question-Mark. is answered by mighty GREAT BALLS O' FIRE in my pants, which are quite small actually... but who cares about his very small balls when you could care about Rafnul's big balls. being turned into raisons Meanwhile, in ball-less paradise girl on girl action romping under the light with a conveniently placed "stfu n00b" neon sign that is missing "stfu" actully it says: Love... but anyway, the tiger ate the unswarthy ninjas Who then became Crowley in an indecent way... began to touch himself when natus jumped in and said it was actually which spontaniously combusted and Took the form of an evil little puppy Which was owned by natus, who ate pie all day long untill he became a pie Then was eaten by Crowley who rawred and and decided to eat pie... but only bull pie with bleaer on tap, and a beautiful stripper, DD Had fun with the ice-cold bleaer that is actually hippo In a pimp hat.

that came with a Nude rafnul  apple pie, which suddenly had a Winning lotto ticket which caught fire because of kakkarot's hatred of various seafood sold at any place that opens to the ghetto public... was only surpassed by hatred of smiley advertisments But alas, vanity proved in a painstakingly obvious show of pure, unadulterated Rabbit porn which  Crowley condemned while disinterestedly checking his tons of fanmail that he only hallucinates... Till book is published then it becomes hatemail... from a small hermit, wearing a pink fuzzy dress that looks quite like Crowley on prom Which really was Razeroth because of clever reconnaissance and stealthy infiltration *penetration which resulted in a giant crack dealer... offering semen samples to Razeroth which resulted in the prom being crashed followed by a penguin  fur tux being worn that gave it heatstroke causing the world's economy to crash and burn GREAT BALLS O' FIRE!!!!!!!!! Darn, said the penguin who had these balls... I am a fool... then the war began And blood was spilled upon the nicest carpeting Known to man. Clearly those stains wouldnt go But then a weird... man turned up in inside my BLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP head And turned into Forg with glowing green eyes, he waved his hands And made food appear using a combination of turkish delight and monkey's (frozen since birth btw) brains with chinese spice "What the hell!?" exclaimed Raitaro the master of: Uber 1337 magic knoledge "4|)/\/ 0/\/3 b3(0/\/\3s 60|)" And then a Forg Ate a hamburger with... magical gypsy pixie dust that poisoned him dead. "Crap!" delcared Crowley, burrying all bit of reason And brought him back. while eating a hamburger with toppings of delectable taiste. Then he said to himself "That was- of shiny Leprechaun gold! and then he saw.. The he died fast and had corn syrup. "I ga Pisha!" declared the weird, singing Vericow.. this Vericow was also killed by welcome dogs and the welcome dogs.. were banished from space-time. by the dreaded one They had sex with..... some pure-blood brown-white vericows This created somthing so that Razeroth owned it... and hence it was... known to all humanity Veritas cows Rock-your socks. While the cows were drinking upon rafnulls blood they were viciously spanked Then the welcome dogs died and razeroth pouted heavily From within his pink-nighty pondering how he could become a worshiper of everyone dreams about me... and eats Lucky Charms...... And eats Crowley and forgets to use commas.... Thou shalt respect guidelines... Declared Razeroth (disguised as Henry Winkler), buying many magickal crack beans that... Kiled razeroth and killed the English langauge forever.

And we continued on... just to spite raitaro and to spite CROWLEY but Razeroth came back... and died once again. Persistant little bugger eh? ">.<" said Raitaro, sulking Nazukarr came skipping along very emo-like, wanting Shadow would know because Tiggers hated Raitaros. And... This isn't making sense... I SAID TIGGERS, NOW, "I GA PISHA" Tigger And all was lost as the 4 word story died. I mourn the story. Razeroth gives CPR to a mentally retarded walrus. "Mmmmm" said Razeroth, licking then left to Vegas "START MAKING SENSE" Said Raitaro who was angered that grammar sucks. And Crowley the god mentally handicapped walrus resuscitation "Thats better" Raitaro growled. Seventy nine thousand kilogrammes Fell on Raitaro who farted furiously and said "Bit heavy this  foreign.... load of smelly shit The guano guys had falen kilos of coke and ate Psi_Vamp who, giggled mysteriously, and then a magic penguin appeared that they were actually Linus Torvalds fanboys and Shot bill gates twice before Xaserveq rode in on a castrated mongoose With a ferociously high High farting speed. Then a psychotic ADD'd bunny OD'ed with a CD creating quite a scene on saturday night live. that tottaly sucked ass
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 08, 2006, 11:43:46 PM
Yes, I know. Luckily, I am not one of them.

Resuming our insanity here...


No, really, that was it. My four words. I have already resumed our insanity here :)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 09, 2006, 01:45:52 AM
Razeroth makes his return
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: `Nazukarr on October 09, 2006, 04:12:45 AM
falling off a cliff
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 09, 2006, 05:48:14 AM
and dying painfully. Meanwhile.......
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 09, 2006, 02:00:22 PM
Crowley and Kobok play
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 09, 2006, 05:34:52 PM
Beethoven's eighth symphony whilst
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Vecna on October 10, 2006, 12:44:29 AM
looking after the baby

(I'd have prefered Bach's Toccata and Fugue...)

~Crowley
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arpspasm on October 10, 2006, 01:55:53 AM
Conceived out of wedlock
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Badgers on October 10, 2006, 05:36:48 AM
and protected by  :dog:
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Vecna on October 10, 2006, 06:58:23 AM
Until I shot it.

(No child of mine will be protected by a dog...)

~Crowley
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 10, 2006, 09:41:14 AM
Raitaro applauds Crowleys foresight....
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: `Nazukarr on October 10, 2006, 12:48:23 PM
and the baby barfed
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 10, 2006, 01:31:49 PM
ALL OVER the face
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 10, 2006, 03:19:47 PM
while riding a unicycle
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 10, 2006, 05:17:41 PM
(Darkflame is right, some of you people suck at this =/)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 10, 2006, 08:46:12 PM
that had a clown
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: psi_vamp on October 11, 2006, 05:54:40 AM
following a gypsy caravan (i don't know why i hate gypsys so much...)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Badgers on October 11, 2006, 06:02:21 AM
Unfortunately the gypsy had
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 11, 2006, 07:42:27 AM
Welcome Dog eggs. "Meow
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 11, 2006, 04:51:28 PM
, I am god!" said
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 12, 2006, 01:33:58 AM
Hathor, the magnificently mundane
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 12, 2006, 10:20:27 AM
Ruler, of the Universe
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 12, 2006, 05:15:27 PM
, who happened to be
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 12, 2006, 09:01:31 PM
the next destroyer of
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 12, 2006, 09:21:30 PM
destroying this f****ng thread
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 12, 2006, 11:47:38 PM
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Badgers on October 13, 2006, 01:41:50 AM
And so the dog
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 13, 2006, 04:55:38 AM
Pissed/Weeped blood. Order
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 13, 2006, 05:31:54 AM
quickly descended to chaos
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Badgers on October 13, 2006, 06:53:02 AM
as the high priestess
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 13, 2006, 12:30:15 PM
, Razeroth,  screamed loudly and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 13, 2006, 03:08:41 PM
rained down magic minimooses
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 13, 2006, 03:37:27 PM
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 13, 2006, 05:00:35 PM
razeroth screamed again obnoxiously.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 13, 2006, 09:02:49 PM
a baby was born
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 14, 2006, 10:59:32 AM
that turned super sayin
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Chaos-mage on October 14, 2006, 11:17:24 AM
and called for Goku
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 11:29:39 AM
who defeated Frieza and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 14, 2006, 12:05:20 PM
drew hentai starring himself
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 14, 2006, 03:18:41 PM
boning well endowed chicks
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 14, 2006, 04:22:58 PM
and women aswell probably
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 06:25:56 PM
for another long saga...(that saga of DBZ had to be the longest battle EVER)

-Razeroth
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 14, 2006, 06:29:08 PM
named "Feel the Dragon"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 14, 2006, 07:07:46 PM
. "Insert new topic!" shouted
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 07:11:10 PM
an orthodox Jew, who (it rhymes...)

Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 14, 2006, 07:53:48 PM
where are the cheetos?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on October 14, 2006, 08:03:20 PM
And I ate you
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 08:16:41 PM
Okay, I'm going to make a set of guidelines for the thread.

1.  Do not make utterly random topics from the ones before it.  The 4 words should show some sort of change, but not complete move of the topic.
(This includes great balls of fire...)

2.  At least make the 4 words have some kind of suspence.

Some of you guys are a little lacking in good word combos...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: psi_vamp on October 15, 2006, 02:29:15 AM
Then goko stopped hilusinating
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 15, 2006, 03:09:47 AM
as the raz-berries had
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: psi_vamp on October 15, 2006, 04:15:51 AM
Which bought the apocolypse
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 15, 2006, 03:57:04 PM
of all tiny anthills
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Darkflame on October 15, 2006, 10:16:05 PM
and their minature giant

Which bought the apocolypse

dude, how does that follow on from "Then goko stopped hilusinating as the raz-berries had..."?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 16, 2006, 12:53:43 AM
radioactive mutant guppy stomped
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 16, 2006, 10:08:37 AM
and ate a sammich
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 16, 2006, 08:10:19 PM
'What's a sammich?', said
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: cosmic_apprentice on October 16, 2006, 09:37:07 PM
the disgruntled elephant whisperer
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 17, 2006, 09:09:55 AM
.<-- full stop ^.^
"Its the physical embodiment"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Philosopher on October 17, 2006, 04:44:15 PM
"of the eternal yeti"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: cosmic_apprentice on October 17, 2006, 05:45:10 PM
"who refurbished the temple"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 17, 2006, 06:13:03 PM
and named it MiniMoose
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Chaos-mage on October 18, 2006, 01:01:11 AM
...it was not chocolate
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 18, 2006, 05:56:50 AM
It was new and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Philosopher on October 18, 2006, 06:12:17 AM
smelt faintly of elderberries
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 18, 2006, 04:41:39 PM
that tasted freakin awesome
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 18, 2006, 09:21:02 PM
. <-- full stop ^.^

"You shouldn't eat temples",
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 19, 2006, 08:29:28 AM
said Psi_vamp in 1337
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 19, 2006, 10:26:28 AM
. <-- Full Stop

'1337' failed to convey
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 19, 2006, 02:22:19 PM
because leet is retarded
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 19, 2006, 04:11:16 PM
the full extent of
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 19, 2006, 09:08:04 PM
giving mooses rocket launchers
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 20, 2006, 12:27:17 AM
*This part of the post is totally unrelated to the 4 word story*

WTF people. Stop ruining the story. You people aren't even trying to maintain continuity.

*We now return to our regularly scheduled programming*

. <-- Full Stop

11 unsuspecting youngsters entered
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 20, 2006, 09:39:29 AM
<not part of story> Somone changed a post </not part of story>
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Big Boss on October 20, 2006, 11:08:41 PM
the most decently ecentric
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 21, 2006, 02:33:32 AM
house or somthing, and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: cosmic_apprentice on October 21, 2006, 10:02:25 AM
burst into the macarena
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 21, 2006, 03:27:35 PM
"What's that mean?"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 23, 2006, 05:47:50 PM
shouted the forlorn mongoose
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 24, 2006, 07:51:30 AM
.<---full stop
 This shout brought attention
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: cosmic_apprentice on October 25, 2006, 08:50:00 PM
to the wombat council
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 26, 2006, 11:39:12 AM
"Rawr Rawr Rawr" said...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 26, 2006, 06:25:57 PM
Razeroth as he hungrily
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on October 26, 2006, 09:21:11 PM
ate the pumkin mcflurry....
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 27, 2006, 12:58:29 PM
(halloween special offer btw)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 27, 2006, 06:13:56 PM
.(<- Stop) But Arinil was greedy
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on October 27, 2006, 08:16:32 PM
so he ended up
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on October 28, 2006, 07:51:06 AM
naked, on the floor.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on October 28, 2006, 09:50:17 AM
                                               :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on October 28, 2006, 12:24:53 PM
so tune in next-week
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Daska_123 on November 09, 2006, 08:56:23 PM
FOR ANOTHER DOOMS DAY!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on November 10, 2006, 02:30:36 AM
Exsactly a week later
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on November 10, 2006, 07:58:03 AM
Crowley locked this topic
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on November 10, 2006, 07:51:12 PM
for repeatedly saying "naked"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on November 11, 2006, 08:03:59 AM
.<---(stop)
 It made him insecure
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Arinil on November 11, 2006, 05:14:24 PM
about the constant feeling
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on November 11, 2006, 11:12:20 PM
of nakedness in the

 :Pi had too im sorry lol
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on November 21, 2006, 09:13:22 PM
women surrounding me closely
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on November 22, 2006, 10:58:00 AM
not knowing what way



 :P he he
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Cthulu I on December 02, 2006, 09:12:03 AM
(Stop).

Then came along a
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Raitaro on December 02, 2006, 09:43:38 AM
sign saying "Make sense"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: haku on December 13, 2006, 11:23:26 PM
and then he thought
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 14, 2006, 12:37:34 AM
"Oh my Great Gilgamesh!!!"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on December 14, 2006, 04:18:54 AM
"What am I doing?!?"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Kichara on December 15, 2006, 08:12:10 PM
I forgot my pants
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on December 17, 2006, 07:28:09 PM
or at least I
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on December 18, 2006, 09:07:23 AM
didn't lose my mind.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Kichara on December 18, 2006, 10:46:11 AM
Looking through the window,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on December 18, 2006, 07:33:34 PM
i saw an amazing
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Kichara on December 18, 2006, 08:55:03 PM
Angel of Fiery Doom...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tsumaru on December 18, 2006, 09:31:34 PM
chatting with Tsumaru about
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Natus Denuo on December 19, 2006, 06:39:09 AM
Men in tight shirts
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on December 19, 2006, 08:30:21 AM
suddenly then DD Jumped
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: mercadies on December 19, 2006, 03:49:30 PM
and fell down on
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Willi on November 30, 2010, 02:47:20 PM
a necromancer of threads.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Kichara on November 30, 2010, 08:49:38 PM
Who was aroused by
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on December 02, 2010, 07:12:32 AM
Tempest Desh's  wily charms
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Kichara on December 02, 2010, 08:41:05 PM
as he danced the
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Rawiri on December 02, 2010, 08:52:02 PM
macerena while entertaining eighty
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Ekstatikos on December 03, 2010, 02:36:41 AM
sexagenarians who wobbled in
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on December 04, 2010, 07:10:37 AM
from the deep cold
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 05, 2010, 12:25:45 AM
in nothing but blue
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Willi on December 05, 2010, 06:20:44 AM
underwear. They used to
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on December 06, 2010, 06:57:54 AM
bring upon the wild
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 06, 2010, 10:37:15 AM
female gyspies spreading pheromones
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Ekstatikos on December 07, 2010, 12:23:33 AM
through trumpets made from
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on December 07, 2010, 06:56:16 AM
heavenly brass. The chorus
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 07, 2010, 04:18:26 PM
sang 'The O-Word Song'
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 20, 2010, 08:40:34 AM
and revived this thread :D
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 20, 2010, 03:48:59 PM
with pleasure and sorrow
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on December 21, 2010, 07:02:34 AM
while ganking a beast
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 21, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
with sword and sorcery
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 21, 2010, 01:32:38 PM
flying out of their
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Cheezee on December 21, 2010, 04:52:41 PM
Nest, loling and wuting.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 21, 2010, 05:15:04 PM
There arose a wave,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 22, 2010, 04:14:41 AM
killing bee with  :elephant:
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Enchia on December 22, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
That rose from the
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on December 22, 2010, 07:25:24 AM
dark depths of Cheezee's
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 22, 2010, 07:27:37 AM
dark b-b-b-balls of steel
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Enchia on December 22, 2010, 07:28:32 AM
A little insect-like being
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 22, 2010, 07:31:50 AM
gave me money for
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 22, 2010, 11:21:11 AM
dancing in the moonlight
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on December 23, 2010, 07:14:45 AM
with Kevin Costner's wolf
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 23, 2010, 10:36:14 AM
and Jodie Foster's kitty.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Cheezee on December 27, 2010, 09:34:02 AM
Rebirth erupting from Hel
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 27, 2010, 10:32:39 AM
into Midgaard in cataclysmic
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 27, 2010, 05:22:45 PM
bonzai blossoms of boogy
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Cheezee on December 27, 2010, 08:50:49 PM
the might of Runes
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 28, 2010, 01:44:17 PM
emblazoned across night skies
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 28, 2010, 06:08:43 PM
by a Chronic Van-Gogh
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 28, 2010, 07:01:13 PM
painted a picture of
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 29, 2010, 02:45:22 AM
old house of wax
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 29, 2010, 01:37:06 PM
climbing out of his
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 30, 2010, 01:21:59 AM
purple LSD based fish.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 30, 2010, 11:50:15 AM
The Earth shook and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 30, 2010, 11:58:46 AM
Hell Gate has opened.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 30, 2010, 12:00:19 PM
The Earth shook again
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 30, 2010, 12:10:33 PM
when Satan started farting.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 30, 2010, 01:58:52 PM
Then, the Heavens cracked
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Cheezee on December 30, 2010, 05:30:30 PM
And no-thing became.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Searching on December 30, 2010, 05:37:34 PM
She said "no" again.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on December 31, 2010, 07:49:32 AM
That's what she said.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: glow on December 31, 2010, 09:38:05 AM
Out fell a small
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 31, 2010, 10:55:32 AM
lump of focused consciousness.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on December 31, 2010, 06:01:35 PM
that exploded into smorgasmic
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on December 31, 2010, 06:27:43 PM
. OMG a runonsentence! Meanwhile...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 01, 2011, 04:29:28 PM
in the right cheek
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Searching on January 01, 2011, 07:12:33 PM
He crunched his lollipop
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 02, 2011, 06:18:50 AM
giving birth to leprechaun
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 02, 2011, 03:49:08 PM
and gang raping packs
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 02, 2011, 08:25:45 PM
of libido infused dharma
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 02, 2011, 08:37:15 PM
to kill Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 03, 2011, 01:47:38 AM
with old stinky socks.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 03, 2011, 03:45:15 PM
made of latex and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 04, 2011, 01:35:34 AM
spirits of drunken chainsaws
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Searching on January 05, 2011, 07:44:39 PM
But Chuck can't die
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 05, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
Cried the bungee-cord monster
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 06, 2011, 05:04:34 AM
when roundhouse-kicked into balls
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on January 06, 2011, 10:53:59 AM
of furiously furious fury
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 06, 2011, 11:52:49 AM
. Then it came, IMPLODING
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 06, 2011, 04:51:36 PM
with a gushy, mushy
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 06, 2011, 10:46:26 PM
moist center. I unzipped
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 07, 2011, 02:49:43 AM
zip-file and story continued.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on January 07, 2011, 06:37:12 AM
Ezio Auditore ran with
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 07, 2011, 06:39:23 AM
antivirus software switched off
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 07, 2011, 12:28:18 PM
. I say, "Damn it,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 07, 2011, 12:35:15 PM
damn windows, call support!",
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on January 07, 2011, 01:26:05 PM
and then I called
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 07, 2011, 03:51:00 PM
Air, Fire, Water, Earth,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: glow on January 08, 2011, 10:01:55 AM
The Akasha then came
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 08, 2011, 02:05:39 PM
, impregnating me with meaning.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 09, 2011, 09:57:09 AM
I took my sword
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: glow on January 09, 2011, 10:15:16 AM
Swiftly cutting mind illusions
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 09, 2011, 03:47:32 PM
in my erectus web
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 10, 2011, 12:11:42 AM
compiling this whole story
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 10, 2011, 01:53:46 AM
of fruit killing vegetable.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on January 10, 2011, 11:47:33 AM
I r be firin'
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 10, 2011, 12:14:27 PM
synapses, egregores, psiballs, and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 10, 2011, 12:16:25 PM
pinwheelsstucktogetherforever
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: glow on January 10, 2011, 04:35:35 PM
As Friends Softly floating
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 10, 2011, 11:58:05 PM
down a urine river
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 11, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
. Say what? I confuzzled.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 11, 2011, 01:38:13 AM
Urine River? What the...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Ekstatikos on January 11, 2011, 02:40:16 AM
Anyway, getting back to
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 11, 2011, 02:49:13 AM
the quest. Let's hurry!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 11, 2011, 05:35:56 PM
The sky is falling!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 11, 2011, 08:01:44 PM
The oceans are drowning!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 11, 2011, 10:17:39 PM
and my annoyingness gland
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 11, 2011, 10:19:33 PM
has ceased to exist.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 12, 2011, 02:52:14 AM
I dropped my bag
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 12, 2011, 10:01:00 AM
of illegal substances, and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 12, 2011, 11:46:36 AM
found universal-conscious life energy.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 12, 2011, 02:12:42 PM
"*cough* four words *cough*" -
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 12, 2011, 03:21:50 PM
I have whooping cough.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 12, 2011, 03:46:09 PM
I have smoked some
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: glow on January 12, 2011, 05:13:38 PM
kippers for my breakfast
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 12, 2011, 09:58:28 PM
"We do not know,"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 12, 2011, 11:35:54 PM
how to do it
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 13, 2011, 12:33:43 AM
but we will do
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 13, 2011, 12:21:05 PM
"the laws" because they
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 13, 2011, 02:54:11 PM
fulfill our subservient needs.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 13, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
to be plunged through
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 14, 2011, 12:32:34 AM
where is the period?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 14, 2011, 05:13:26 AM
Screamed old anger mystic
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 14, 2011, 09:45:18 AM
. Being dissolves into nothingness.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 14, 2011, 11:19:41 AM
"We shall go to
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 14, 2011, 01:24:09 PM
"Far Far Away" land.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 14, 2011, 03:10:33 PM
"No prepositions after periods!!"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 14, 2011, 03:15:35 PM
Of whom do you
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Sethair on January 15, 2011, 11:12:22 AM
wish upon a fraggle
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 16, 2011, 12:26:49 AM
to fernaggle my baggle?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 16, 2011, 04:24:11 AM
And my voice echoed:
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 16, 2011, 10:48:05 AM
Bonzai mein Kraut bretheren!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 16, 2011, 04:59:53 PM
Das Kraut ist Gut!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 17, 2011, 12:58:11 AM
cried Smitler as sniffled
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 17, 2011, 01:08:07 AM
that he can't count...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 17, 2011, 04:15:07 PM
Can't count... on me.  :(
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 17, 2011, 06:39:43 PM
...and ellipsise that slide...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Aquarius on January 17, 2011, 07:23:41 PM
...some more random words...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: beehe on January 17, 2011, 11:33:06 PM
Beehe was here hah!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 18, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
, said by old Eskimo.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 18, 2011, 12:06:34 PM
OMG, WTF, LOL, Huh?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 18, 2011, 03:21:06 PM
"Brrrrrr...the One has..."
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 19, 2011, 01:06:30 AM
most boring ending.... ever...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 19, 2011, 11:00:16 AM
"This makes no sense!"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 19, 2011, 01:32:28 PM
"Now bring me vodka!"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 19, 2011, 02:15:38 PM
"No bent-edgers allowed here!"
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 19, 2011, 02:17:39 PM
And then the night
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 19, 2011, 09:22:14 PM
whimpered in pleasure and
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 20, 2011, 12:42:58 AM
and everyone looked in
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 20, 2011, 10:27:11 AM
and saw the Nothing!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 20, 2011, 11:59:42 AM
And their kundalini awakened
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 20, 2011, 12:18:04 PM
and awakened and awakened...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 20, 2011, 12:20:51 PM
...while crow was dancing...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 20, 2011, 01:33:14 PM
calling upon his allies...
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 20, 2011, 01:35:26 PM
, big squashy onion squirrels.
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 20, 2011, 05:45:46 PM
Then Gregor Samsa reincarnated
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 21, 2011, 01:23:58 AM
giving life to his
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 21, 2011, 10:26:50 AM
physical body, emotional body,
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 21, 2011, 10:30:45 AM
mental body, astral body
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 21, 2011, 10:39:51 AM
and so it Is!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Akenu on January 21, 2011, 01:05:24 PM
And so be it!
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 21, 2011, 04:58:33 PM
"Tu devonare hasti!" cried
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on January 21, 2011, 11:28:38 PM
Can I get translation?
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 23, 2011, 09:00:48 PM
"You are crazy! (Farsi)
Title: Re: 4 word story
Post by: NathanE on January 23, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
If crazy, I am

(trippy I am at 444 posts XD)
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Post by: Akenu on January 24, 2011, 02:09:43 AM
Has anybody said farsi?
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 24, 2011, 11:44:37 AM
Huh? Confusion reigns here.
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Post by: Akenu on January 24, 2011, 12:04:43 PM
Chaos is Logos' father.
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 24, 2011, 12:16:14 PM
Sophia is Chaos' mother.
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Post by: Akenu on January 24, 2011, 12:18:21 PM
We are happy family :-D.
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Post by: NathanE on January 24, 2011, 12:38:46 PM
In the earths Mire
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 24, 2011, 04:26:45 PM
of the One Thing.
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Post by: NathanE on January 24, 2011, 05:00:02 PM
Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Post by: Akenu on January 25, 2011, 02:13:30 AM
"o'rly?" was the reply...
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 25, 2011, 10:40:05 AM
As the earth shook
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Post by: Akenu on January 25, 2011, 10:42:50 AM
and demons jumped out
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 25, 2011, 12:34:50 PM
and angels descended from
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 25, 2011, 01:04:36 PM
the Heavens, shooting fireballs
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Post by: Levitas on January 25, 2011, 01:21:00 PM
As big as atoms
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Post by: Akenu on January 25, 2011, 01:25:20 PM
maybe just slightly bigger
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Post by: Levitas on January 25, 2011, 01:28:32 PM
Than the size of
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Post by: Akenu on January 25, 2011, 01:29:30 PM
atom according to science.
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Post by: Levitas on January 25, 2011, 01:38:20 PM
And the fireballs rained
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Post by: Akenu on January 25, 2011, 01:39:27 PM
from their atomic asses.
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Post by: Levitas on January 25, 2011, 01:40:42 PM
Approximately 1 mol fell
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Post by: NathanE on January 25, 2011, 06:37:06 PM
Over writhing in Pain
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Post by: Akenu on January 26, 2011, 01:22:27 AM
Sadness and total doom.
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Post by: NathanE on January 26, 2011, 09:56:39 AM
Till Jesus face kicked
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Post by: Akenu on January 26, 2011, 09:57:40 AM
in a salvation smile.
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 26, 2011, 12:43:35 PM
"Lo!" sayeth Sage Epicurus.
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 26, 2011, 01:29:45 PM
"Be chill! And all..."
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Post by: NathanE on January 26, 2011, 05:32:17 PM
And pass the bong"
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Post by: Levitas on January 26, 2011, 05:58:09 PM
He said, and puffed
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Post by: NathanE on January 26, 2011, 07:12:18 PM
When Benjamin Franklin said
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Post by: Akenu on January 27, 2011, 03:03:05 AM
"Show me your arse."
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 27, 2011, 03:01:16 PM
Darkness was upon the
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 27, 2011, 05:21:42 PM
Arse of Doom's Day
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Post by: Levitas on January 27, 2011, 06:13:34 PM
When suddenly, it farted
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Post by: NathanE on January 27, 2011, 08:17:21 PM
While checking his prostate
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Post by: Akenu on January 28, 2011, 02:22:38 AM
with a big hammer
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Post by: Levitas on January 28, 2011, 04:39:24 AM
Made from plywood, which
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Post by: Akenu on January 28, 2011, 04:48:35 AM
was consecrated by Holiness.
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Post by: Levitas on January 28, 2011, 08:23:52 AM
It gave it splinters
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Post by: Akenu on January 28, 2011, 08:24:44 AM
and fixed broken anus.
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 28, 2011, 10:16:43 AM
OMG! What did he
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Post by: Levitas on January 28, 2011, 12:25:03 PM
Think of trying to
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on January 28, 2011, 01:48:36 PM
do? How dare he!
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Post by: Levitas on January 29, 2011, 05:49:16 AM
Instead, he laughed heartily
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Post by: Akenu on January 29, 2011, 09:56:32 AM
and snorted some cocaine.
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Post by: NathanE on January 29, 2011, 05:11:00 PM
That looked like Cow  :cow:
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Post by: Akenu on January 29, 2011, 05:12:51 PM
":cow: :cow: :cow: :cow:"
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Post by: Levitas on January 29, 2011, 05:21:38 PM
He said, then suddenly
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Post by: Aquarius on January 29, 2011, 08:18:14 PM
cows died.  Cocaine overdose.
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Post by: Levitas on January 29, 2011, 09:17:11 PM
"Cacao, Cacao!" He sobbed
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Post by: Akenu on January 30, 2011, 04:41:09 AM
and took a sip
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Post by: Aquarius on January 30, 2011, 06:39:51 PM
of laced Cowca-Cola.
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Post by: NathanE on January 30, 2011, 07:25:30 PM
Idiots can fly Far
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Post by: Akenu on January 31, 2011, 04:00:40 AM
even without red bull.
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 31, 2011, 12:38:03 PM
said Grasshopper to Sensei
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Post by: Akenu on February 01, 2011, 01:47:12 AM
and then fled away.
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on February 01, 2011, 12:25:23 PM
Eep! Mouse terrified God.
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Post by: Tempest Desh on February 01, 2011, 12:56:38 PM
"Lies!" cried Franz Kafka
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on February 01, 2011, 01:11:15 PM
Eep! Mouse terrified Goddess.
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Post by: Akenu on February 02, 2011, 01:32:49 AM
But Goddess was merciful.
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on February 02, 2011, 01:07:53 PM
Fruitful bounties flowed from
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Post by: Akenu on February 03, 2011, 02:01:49 AM
her arms and golden
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Post by: Tempest Desh on February 03, 2011, 02:29:25 PM
bosom of strawberry shaped
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on February 03, 2011, 04:18:10 PM
furry cup. God's penis
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Post by: Akenu on February 03, 2011, 05:38:32 PM
impregnated Her with Light
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Post by: Tempest Desh on February 04, 2011, 12:04:32 PM
Then the PedoWiccans danced
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Post by: Akenu on February 04, 2011, 12:36:23 PM
around big purple phallus.
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Post by: NathanE on February 07, 2011, 08:56:23 AM
Which immediately ignited swiftly
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Post by: Aquarius on February 07, 2011, 07:14:32 PM
-swirling semen, heading straight
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Post by: Akenu on February 08, 2011, 01:42:27 AM
to its naked worshippers
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Post by: Levitas on February 08, 2011, 02:49:44 AM
Which then happily rejoiced.
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Post by: Akenu on February 08, 2011, 02:51:40 AM
After the ritual ended
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Post by: NathanE on February 08, 2011, 08:42:10 AM
Which Chuthlu ate promptly.
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Post by: Aquarius on February 08, 2011, 11:36:02 AM
"SUCCESS!!!" Said the Witchdoctor.
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Post by: NathanE on February 08, 2011, 11:37:04 AM
Souls make Chuthlu tummy (happy)
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Post by: Levitas on February 08, 2011, 01:14:57 PM
They then made farts
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Post by: Akenu on February 09, 2011, 01:06:48 AM
of onion smelling fog
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Post by: Tempest Desh on February 09, 2011, 10:44:30 PM
which killed TD's boner.
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Post by: Dancing_Crow on February 10, 2011, 11:03:58 AM
Lo and Behold! There
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Post by: Aquarius on February 10, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
came a shocking chap
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Post by: Levitas on February 10, 2011, 12:09:59 PM
Who gave some Viagra
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Post by: Tempest Desh on February 10, 2011, 12:56:33 PM
To TD's needy incarnation
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Post by: glow on February 23, 2011, 05:12:08 PM
things were looking up
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Post by: Levitas on February 23, 2011, 05:28:21 PM
For him, but suddenly
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Post by: Akenu on February 24, 2011, 01:53:12 AM
troll jumped out of
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Post by: Tempest Desh on February 24, 2011, 12:47:00 PM
the darkest reaches of
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Post by: Aquarius on February 25, 2011, 12:25:40 PM
its own mind.  Troll
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Post by: Levitas on February 25, 2011, 12:27:02 PM
then proceeded to destroy
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Post by: glow on February 25, 2011, 02:38:05 PM
His evil side by
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Post by: Tempest Desh on February 26, 2011, 03:49:14 PM
The smell of napalm
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Post by: psimaster70 on February 26, 2011, 06:08:11 PM
It almost worked, but-
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Post by: Emerald Mushroom on February 28, 2011, 09:11:54 PM
then the weasel died
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Post by: Akenu on March 01, 2011, 12:38:22 AM
alone in the middle
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Post by: ArcaTuthus on March 01, 2011, 07:33:01 AM
of two cherry pies
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Post by: Akenu on March 01, 2011, 07:34:47 AM
leaving its children alone.
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Post by: ArcaTuthus on March 01, 2011, 07:37:08 AM
One child then said
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 01, 2011, 10:25:09 AM
"Smells like victory in..."
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Post by: glow on March 01, 2011, 03:31:17 PM
the great world of
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Post by: Emerald Mushroom on March 01, 2011, 09:22:34 PM
unicorn rape fairies"
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Post by: Akenu on March 02, 2011, 01:15:05 AM
unicorn being two words?
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 02, 2011, 01:15:43 AM
questioned the Linguistics Nazi
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Post by: Akenu on March 02, 2011, 01:17:32 AM
while sitting in cubicle.
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 02, 2011, 01:27:25 AM
nibbling on a quiche
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Post by: Akenu on March 02, 2011, 01:30:17 AM
Walls fade and illusion
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 02, 2011, 09:12:23 AM
known as dunya in
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Post by: Aurafire on March 02, 2011, 08:38:42 PM
PS I Love You
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Post by: Emerald Mushroom on March 12, 2011, 03:09:00 PM
but your a whore.
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Post by: psimaster70 on March 12, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
So I must kill...
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Post by: glow on March 13, 2011, 04:23:25 PM
ahimsa in a paradoxical
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 13, 2011, 08:23:09 PM
orgy of volcel fury
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Post by: Akenu on March 14, 2011, 01:58:28 AM
giving birth to falcon.
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 14, 2011, 08:53:34 PM
"Falconer!" cried the angsty
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Post by: ArcaTuthus on March 16, 2011, 07:34:46 PM
spirit of a forlorn
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Post by: NathanE on March 16, 2011, 08:04:17 PM
destroying others with truth.
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Post by: Aquarius on March 21, 2011, 02:55:22 PM
I have a dream,
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Post by: Akenu on March 22, 2011, 12:10:41 AM
to have a dream.
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Post by: NathanE on March 22, 2011, 09:44:01 AM
A waking dream of;
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 23, 2011, 08:34:39 AM
me as a steampunk-terrorist-in-the-style-of-V
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Post by: Akenu on March 23, 2011, 10:17:35 AM
like Vendetta  with mask.
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Post by: ArcaTuthus on March 23, 2011, 11:47:42 PM
this story is wanting
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Post by: Akenu on March 24, 2011, 03:32:12 AM
to start from scratch.
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Post by: Aurafire on March 24, 2011, 10:20:05 PM
Once upon a time
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Post by: The Gunslinger on March 24, 2011, 10:22:20 PM
while sodomizing a dog


edit- at first i used 'my' instead of 'a' but decided that describing the act of dog sodomy was personal enough... :wink:
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 25, 2011, 01:12:37 PM
in front of The_Gunslinger.
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Post by: Akenu on March 27, 2011, 02:19:40 PM
There was a cave
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Post by: supadude on March 28, 2011, 07:50:06 AM
between rosie odonnel's legs

while sodomizing a dog


edit- at first i used 'my' instead of 'a' but decided that describing the act of dog sodomy was personal enough... :wink:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ucLk08Cdrwk/TVhZEONuOiI/AAAAAAAADNs/8Ab6xYp78dE/s1600/STFU-WW2.jpg)
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Post by: Akenu on March 28, 2011, 09:49:22 AM
"What the.... Plato's cave???"
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Post by: supadude on March 29, 2011, 09:00:34 PM
(so)PLANT THE NUCLEAR WARHEAD!!!!!
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Post by: Aquarius on April 01, 2011, 02:52:30 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ucLk08Cdrwk/TVhZEONuOiI/AAAAAAAADNs/8Ab6xYp78dE/s1600/STFU-WW2.jpg)


LOL

LOL

LOL

LOL





(1) He  (2) Looks  (3)  Very  (4)  HAPPY!!!
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Post by: supadude on April 01, 2011, 07:17:15 PM
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=527907107448&id=8292e3ecf2e3504fa0da1799a546cda1)
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Post by: supadude on April 01, 2011, 07:18:13 PM
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=527907107448&id=8292e3ecf2e3504fa0da1799a546cda1)

(our next story starring jenna jamison)
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Post by: Tempest Desh on April 02, 2011, 08:27:34 PM
Shouted the World-Drowned Fool
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Post by: Aquarius on April 07, 2011, 01:33:04 AM
....Rosie's legs CAUSEDAMELTDOWN


(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGbXifvaz5UHOFVJF70nwSFonrjvQqg5j4Quq7hXguf41dJbtjZw)
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Post by: glow on April 16, 2011, 05:10:34 PM
Yeti Cuddles teh awesome
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Post by: naimihero on April 21, 2011, 08:44:39 AM
said the high man
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Post by: Tempest Desh on April 26, 2011, 08:54:03 AM
while rolling around in
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Post by: Merlin on May 23, 2011, 05:23:07 PM
magick and jelly biscuits
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Post by: Mindlessinvalid on May 23, 2011, 06:12:07 PM
cutting some major rug
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Post by: Tempest Desh on May 23, 2011, 10:44:50 PM
and munching on some-too
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Post by: Akenu on May 23, 2011, 11:03:25 PM
because he was hungry.
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Post by: Noctus Tempestate on May 24, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
But then giant baseballs (baseballs, one word)
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Post by: Tempest Desh on May 24, 2011, 07:35:34 PM
chuckled like horny lesbians
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Post by: Akenu on July 11, 2011, 02:21:00 AM
one hit killing everyone.
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Post by: ArcaTuthus on July 11, 2011, 08:58:02 PM
And in the afterlife,
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Post by: Mad_Druid on July 11, 2011, 09:03:00 PM
the gates opened upon
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Post by: ArcaTuthus on July 11, 2011, 09:53:06 PM
the seven trumpet blasts.
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Post by: Mad_Druid on July 11, 2011, 09:59:28 PM
The guardian poked his head
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Post by: Akenu on July 12, 2011, 03:19:58 AM
and laughed like hell
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Post by: Tempest Desh on July 12, 2011, 05:19:37 PM
's-bells and nuggets too
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Post by: ArcaTuthus on July 12, 2011, 06:33:04 PM
For if you thought
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Post by: Akenu on August 24, 2012, 02:47:21 AM
how beautiful morning is,
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Post by: Trowa on August 24, 2012, 02:52:22 AM
"I hate you all."
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Post by: Akenu on August 24, 2012, 02:55:24 AM
, said old wrinkly wizard.
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Post by: Trowa on August 24, 2012, 03:05:15 AM
Suddenly, Fricken Cthulhu appeared!
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Post by: Akenu on August 24, 2012, 03:06:33 AM
Blinked, and fell asleep
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Post by: Trowa on August 24, 2012, 03:28:30 AM
And then woke up.
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Post by: Akenu on August 24, 2012, 03:30:09 AM
And feel asleep again. (Seriously guys, how can you expect Cthulhu to destroy the world when you wake him up during all your rituals? That poor thing cannot have even enough energy to stand still)
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Post by: Constructman on August 24, 2012, 07:50:20 AM
And then started snoring
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Post by: Trowa on August 24, 2012, 11:33:39 AM
AND THEN WOKE UP.
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Post by: Akenu on August 24, 2012, 01:17:12 PM
And then walked away...
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Post by: Trowa on August 24, 2012, 07:08:03 PM
And now, the end.
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Post by: Koujiryuu on August 24, 2012, 07:46:55 PM
The quick brown fox
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Post by: Constructman on August 24, 2012, 09:34:19 PM
Jumped over the lazy
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Post by: Akenu on August 24, 2012, 10:46:40 PM
sleeping Cthulhu. Day was
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 04, 2012, 11:44:09 AM
spontaneously destroyed by angry
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 06, 2012, 12:35:07 PM
drunken elves riding reindeer
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Post by: Constructman on December 06, 2012, 01:33:30 PM
who are chased by
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 07, 2012, 11:13:16 AM
flying purple people eaters
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 08, 2012, 05:53:56 PM
screaming "Ikee Ikee Ikee..."
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 10, 2012, 06:57:43 AM
And "Idlee Dee Potato!"
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Post by: Enchia on December 10, 2012, 07:59:48 AM
Then one of them
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Post by: Silver_Archer on December 10, 2012, 08:10:05 AM
killed the gratuitous clown.
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Post by: Akenu on December 10, 2012, 08:12:37 AM
with unexpected explosive diarrhea.
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 10, 2012, 11:00:58 AM
that vaporized on contact
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Post by: Enchia on December 10, 2012, 01:16:35 PM
with just a few
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 10, 2012, 04:33:35 PM
instances of 'I-pooped-da-bed' and
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Post by: Constructman on December 10, 2012, 07:41:15 PM
runs to the washroom
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Post by: NathanE on December 10, 2012, 07:47:18 PM
it being out of
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 11, 2012, 06:09:14 AM
soap and cheap caviar
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Post by: Enchia on December 11, 2012, 11:55:55 AM
and other things like
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 12, 2012, 07:37:00 AM
highly radioactive plutonic nitrous
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Post by: Enchia on December 12, 2012, 12:39:10 PM
With a little bit
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 12, 2012, 04:48:19 PM
too many adjectival walruses
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 13, 2012, 06:18:59 AM
eating chocolate chip cookies
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Post by: NathanE on December 14, 2012, 12:42:46 AM
With an Orc Wizard
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 14, 2012, 06:19:29 AM
and a rabid rabbit
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 16, 2012, 11:05:41 AM
while spewing diarrhea and
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Post by: NathanE on December 16, 2012, 12:04:21 PM
Rainbows everywhere. Leading others
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 17, 2012, 09:57:27 AM
to masticate joyfully while
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Post by: Dragoon2 on December 19, 2012, 06:02:28 AM
eating long green bananas
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 19, 2012, 01:37:30 PM
pulsing with awkward phallic
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 07, 2013, 06:11:12 AM
Saying "eat me, man!"
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 08, 2013, 11:57:58 AM
"Insanity is my specialty!"
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 09, 2013, 06:19:39 AM
"REALLY?!!?" said Dragoon2 crossly.
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Post by: Akenu on January 10, 2013, 01:53:39 AM
Then he got hit
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 10, 2013, 06:20:29 AM
by multiple flying monkeys
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Post by: Akenu on January 10, 2013, 08:26:20 AM
that were wearing spandex
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 15, 2013, 06:37:11 AM
and neon pink speedos
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 16, 2013, 05:44:00 PM
that fell off at
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 17, 2013, 06:09:09 AM
An LMFAO live concert
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 21, 2013, 03:56:10 PM
like the meaning of
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 22, 2013, 06:01:58 AM
Life, the Universe, and
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 22, 2013, 07:12:39 AM
the amazing Olan Rogers
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 22, 2013, 07:35:24 AM
And George W. Bush
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 26, 2013, 03:02:43 AM
as Dragoon2 forgot that
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 28, 2013, 06:15:38 AM
he wasn't wearing pants
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Post by: Tempest Desh on January 28, 2013, 03:38:34 PM
that sang in castrata
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Post by: Kichara on February 17, 2013, 06:47:10 PM
found his favorite mustache
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Post by: Dragoon2 on February 19, 2013, 06:21:05 AM
row row rowing away
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Post by: Dyeus on February 20, 2013, 10:43:34 PM
in his own puddle
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Post by: Dragoon2 on February 21, 2013, 06:39:16 AM
of extremely hazardous waste
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Post by: Kichara on February 21, 2013, 08:39:49 PM
that was very delicous
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Post by: Dragoon2 on March 01, 2013, 06:17:22 AM
but melted his face
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 01, 2013, 08:03:51 AM
with a laser made
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Post by: NathanE on March 02, 2013, 08:34:46 PM
Shoe string and a
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Post by: Dragoon2 on March 04, 2013, 07:05:34 AM
weird red habanero pepper
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Post by: Tempest Desh on March 05, 2013, 09:44:38 PM
that farted embarassingly loud
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Post by: Kichara on April 16, 2013, 07:50:53 PM
into the stark silence.
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Post by: Kichara on November 25, 2013, 07:48:17 PM
As no one posted,
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Post by: Mars on November 26, 2013, 07:08:43 AM
a man named john
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Post by: Akenu on November 26, 2013, 07:19:09 AM
poured acid into my
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Post by: Mars on November 29, 2013, 02:17:57 AM
rucksack and then akenu
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Post by: Akenu on November 29, 2013, 02:44:45 AM
ate all our bacon.
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Post by: Mars on November 29, 2013, 03:56:09 AM
Mars missed said bacon
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Post by: hecate8 on December 03, 2013, 01:10:00 PM
like an absent lover
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Post by: Constructman on December 03, 2013, 04:15:30 PM
and hit Akenu with
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Post by: Tempest Desh on December 03, 2013, 07:18:04 PM
the sigil of Purson
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Post by: Akenu on December 04, 2013, 02:07:44 AM
the lion alien demon.
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Post by: Mars on December 04, 2013, 10:31:58 AM
took out a sword
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Post by: Constructman on December 04, 2013, 11:48:44 AM
And slashed at Akenu
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Post by: Bugs on December 04, 2013, 10:28:32 PM
got a rare item
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Post by: Akenu on December 05, 2013, 02:56:52 AM
that evaporated poor Constructman.
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Post by: Mars on December 06, 2013, 01:43:55 AM
Mars then ascended to
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Post by: Dragoon2 on January 19, 2014, 05:21:47 PM
the heavens to take
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Post by: Constructman on January 21, 2014, 03:38:56 PM
The sacred sword out
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Post by: Mars on January 23, 2014, 05:03:01 AM
Who accidentally fell on
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Post by: Akenu on March 14, 2014, 02:36:27 AM
spikes of eternal despair.
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Post by: Ekstatikos on July 08, 2014, 08:29:36 AM
What a tragic end
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Post by: Mind_Bender on July 08, 2014, 09:08:34 PM
But because of necromancy
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Post by: Tempest Desh on August 04, 2014, 01:13:57 AM
Rayn rayn go away
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Post by: Middelnil on September 15, 2014, 07:22:31 AM
World sank into chaos
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Post by: Agyana on September 17, 2014, 06:11:41 AM
Because it appeared again

*chan chan*
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Post by: Middelnil on September 17, 2014, 06:42:45 AM
, something big and green,
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Post by: Merlin on September 17, 2014, 09:33:33 AM
was very sad. It
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Post by: Middelnil on September 17, 2014, 10:19:10 AM
roamed on Earth and
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Post by: Tempest Desh on October 08, 2014, 12:39:40 AM
pooped on the carpet
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Post by: Akenu on October 08, 2014, 05:52:29 AM
. Then the Persian screamed:
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Post by: Merlin on October 18, 2014, 07:15:47 PM
"Terrible and powerful Talos!
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Post by: Akenu on August 31, 2015, 11:35:12 PM
Stop eating my shoes!"