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The Auditorium => The Cafeteria => Topic started by: Smiffy on December 12, 2003, 10:40:44 AM

Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 12, 2003, 10:40:44 AM
yeah, you know how it goes.
*summons army of sofas*
*awaits challengers*
Title: Attack!
Post by: Rawiri on December 12, 2003, 10:44:18 AM
Suddenly out of nowhere little lambs and sheep pop into view, charging at the sofas full bore. BAAAA!!! :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 12, 2003, 10:48:14 AM
AAAARRRGGGHHH
*runs in fear of fluffy little creatures*
*turns into sofa*
*arms Cushion Launcher(tm)*
*launches cushions at the sheep with his trusty Cushion Launcher(tm)*
*some sheep die*
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on December 12, 2003, 10:52:28 AM
*Digs in sofa and sprinkles all the crap under the cushions on Smiffy
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 12, 2003, 10:53:56 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies from shock*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Rawiri on December 12, 2003, 10:55:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The remaining sheeps eyes turn ruby red as their thrashing heads smash into the cushions flying towards them, shredding them apart. They attack the sofas and start tearing them apart, one-by-one. HA! That'll teach you to mess with a Kiwi. :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 12, 2003, 10:57:19 AM
*all dead Sofas rise as ghosts*
retreat
*all ghostly sofas withdraw so that they can think up another plan*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 11:33:07 AM
* summons StormTrooopers, and DarthVader*
* zwings all cushions, and makes those nice lambskin jumpers with the sheep*
* tells them it is there destiny*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 12, 2003, 11:39:19 AM
*sees how bad the free for all is going for him*
*smokes his avatar*
*gets high*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 12:05:12 PM
*Agrees, and cuts his avatar in half!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on December 12, 2003, 01:45:00 PM
gets my armie of furbies and they use annoy on the storm troopers and darth vader they scream in terror because furbies are like never stopping fluff bunnies
:did you know you can die from boredem:
lets bring it on :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: crow on December 12, 2003, 02:00:20 PM
crow* Watches all this from above on a cliff and giggles at waht is happening
Title: Free For All
Post by: MightyFalcon on December 12, 2003, 02:34:10 PM
*fights off Darth Vader with a mirror ball, causing his saber to bounce back and kill him*

*summons forth the power of Al Gore, who puts everyone to sleep*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Viendin on December 12, 2003, 02:46:37 PM
The polished, beautiful music of Sephiroth, as performed by the London Philaharmonic, begins to play.

People in the arena stop fighting, and look around, some wake up.

An eminating, humungous, snapping noise is heard.

!!MODSNAP!!

Congratulations Folks, you are now inside out.

Continue.

 :cool:
Title: Free For All
Post by: MightyFalcon on December 12, 2003, 02:49:54 PM
*starts boiling a keg of Bleaer*

You better start running, you know once them vapors hit you it will send your soul into a drunken fit of depression!!

*Vapors slowly and dramatically billow out*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Viendin on December 12, 2003, 03:03:49 PM
Modsn- ah'ill save it fer later...

*Runs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 03:17:38 PM
*summons army of kamehamehamsters*
*Darth Vader shall come back, as always!*
*Kamehamehamsters blast holes in the Philharmonic Orchestra breaking their cellos, making the the Philnotinharmonic Orchestra*
*Darth Vader discovers that by killing furbies, and putting them in boiling bleaer,via TK, brings him back to life, 100 times stronger!!!!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on December 12, 2003, 04:02:11 PM
An ensuing battle ensued
sheep, ghost sofas, stormtroopers and all spontaneously combust as the demon tim enters the field sent by his powerful master Underworlder

With a beckoning cry he yells "WHO WANTS CHICKEN!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 04:07:03 PM
*Me*
*Darth Vader Dines out on Chicken*
* Battle paused for food*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 12, 2003, 04:11:28 PM
*lugs out his big ass axe*
*takes his miniature green and blue frying pans for sidearms*
*summons pink elephants*
 :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:
hehehe, you guys are SO screwed
*launches into the fray*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 04:18:51 PM
Oh no
*Kamehamehamsters, brace yourselves, spike your hair, and make your spirit bombs!*

*Darth Vader, you know what to do*
*Star wars music plays*
*Da da da da da da da da da da da daaaaa*
*pitumm, pituummm, pink elephants reduced to dust*
<^> (o~o) <^>
Title: Free For All
Post by: Calvin on December 12, 2003, 04:26:52 PM
*brings evil army of cows onto the field to fight against Neo's kamehamehamsters* :cow: :cow:  :cow:  

Attack!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on December 12, 2003, 04:32:52 PM
AHH! but you have forgotten Tim!
A rift opens up and swallows the foolish hamsters into fiery death

*TIM*  "You will never defeat the skinny, Fat, sasquatch!"

sensing utter stupidity Underworlder summons 1,000,000 undead chipmunks!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 04:39:20 PM
*he, undead chipmonks, is that the best you can do?*
* The one kamehamehamster still alive uses his special ability, and uses some stupid named thing to turn the  undead chipmonks into undead kamehamehamsters*
Title: Free For All
Post by: _jujitsu_ on December 12, 2003, 04:52:32 PM
Jujitsu jumps in to take on the undead kamehamehamsters.  Only one thing to do, *brings in truck load of KFC chicken sprinkled with holy water* You know you cant resist its finger licking good taste
 
*undead kamehamehamsters cant resist its finger licking good taste and eat the chicken sprinkled with holy water and melt*
 
HA HA HA NONE CAN DEFEAT ME NOW
 
*unleashes more finger licking good chicken soaked in poison*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 04:59:52 PM
hehe
*Programs The Dumb Hamsters to see KFC Chicken as a fox, *
*Darth Vader goes and takes his lightsaber, and cuts the chicken so it looks and fights like Darth Maul*
Title: Free For All
Post by: _jujitsu_ on December 12, 2003, 05:20:58 PM
Watches dumb hamsters run away from chicken and laughs, mean while calls for SAF (Special Air Foxes) to parachute in and eat the Darth Mauls made out of chicken.
 
Sneaks up behind Darth Vader and sabotages his mask to make him sound like Steve Hawkins *offers him a packet of tunes throat sweets* Laughs when he starts talking like Steve Hawkins *runs away to hide behind large rock far away*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 12, 2003, 05:29:41 PM
* This chicken is poisonous, remember, all the foxes die*
* Darth Vader, goes and switches his mask, and now sounds like, er a pink elephant :elephant: *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on December 12, 2003, 06:19:11 PM
You are all making yourself look more pathetic than you are, and to think, i thought that wasnt possible.  Lol.  How about we fight a more realistic battle online sometyme-agreed?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 13, 2003, 02:41:09 AM
Quote from: Kitai Kumo
You are all making yourself look more pathetic than you are

Thats the point, but at elast we are having fun, and keeping up with tradition. i want this thread to reach 33 pages in honor of the other free for all.
Quote from: Kitai Kumo
How about we fight a more realistic battle online sometyme-agreed?

what could be unrealistic about this battle?

anway

*dumps Kitai Kumo in a vat of volcanic hot bleaer*
*Kitai Kumo dies a horribley painful bleaery death*
*goes to TUS*
*rallies his army of fluffbunnies from thier breeding grounds*
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, fluffbunnies cannot be beaten for every 1 you beat 10 more take its place...
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*leads fluffbunnies on a rampage to destroy all sanity as we know it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 13, 2003, 06:31:49 AM
*unsheathes his big ass axe*
*cleaves Spirit Riku in half*
shhh, we are having fun here, so don't ruin it.
*attacks fluffbunnies with his axe*
*fluffbunnies fly away with his axe*
no matter...
*double weilds his miniature green and blue frying pans*
it's clobbering time.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Rawiri on December 13, 2003, 07:57:59 AM
Ki Kiwi Kid races back to help SereneChaos to defend against the fluffbunnies, while muttering under his mouth *whoever brung these fluffbunnies into this world is truly evil.* The sheep pop back into view along with those pesky little kiwis. The kiwis give a screech *kiwi!* The fluffbunnies block their ears while the sheep attack. Luckily theres alot of sheep in NZ. HAHAHAHA! :D  :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 13, 2003, 09:33:55 AM
*runs down to the nearest bar in his town and gets all of the drunk, smelly rednecks to come join him after saying there will be free beer and wet T-shirt contests afterwards*
hehe, stupid rednecks
*runs back to the front lines with Ki Kiwi Kid against the fluff bunnies with his army of shitfaced rednecks*
chaaaarge!
Title: Free For All
Post by: OFFSPRiNGCo16 on December 13, 2003, 10:02:23 AM
/me jumps into the battle with a Mind Controled Michael Jackson making him think that everyone he sees is actually a 12 year old boy.
I watch as everyone runs and protects....their behinds :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 13, 2003, 11:21:02 AM
Mwa ha ha ha ha, fluffbunnies are not so easily defeated.
*10 times the amount of fluffbunnies leave TUS and arive at veritas*
*the new fluffbunnie sgo ssj 10000000 and attack*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 13, 2003, 11:25:01 AM
*me is scared*
*me uses the only weapon against Fluffbunnies8
*behold, the anti fluff smiley*
(http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/image.php?u=31&dateline=1071259968)
mwuahhahhahha,
*drops michael jackson of a skyscraper*
well, if it doesnt work, click the link, the fluffbunies will melt!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 13, 2003, 11:39:49 AM
Hmm
*fluffbunnies melt from exposure to the smilie*
*10 times more fluffbunnies come from TUS, equiped with smilie-proof shields*
Mwa ha ha ha ha!!! Behold the power of the fluffbunnies
Title: Free For All
Post by: Neo on December 13, 2003, 11:51:08 AM
*Hahahaha*
*Brings out a Fluffbunnie shield resistant smilei*
*once again, they melt!!!* :p
(http://forums.theveritasacademy.net...line=1071259968 )
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 13, 2003, 01:02:00 PM
hmm, this is a tricky one
*gets an elephant to attack neo's smilies*
 :elephant: Vs  :mad:
 :elephant: wins because  :elephant: rules
*summons even more fluffbunnies from TUS to go kill neo*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 13, 2003, 01:09:49 PM
*says the joke*
What's similar between michael jackson and wal-mart?
...
both have little boys' pants half off!

*watches all the fluff bunnies roll over with laughter*
*procedes to take his big ass axe back, and start the ritual slaugheter of ALL fluff bunnies in play*
*uses magical miniature blue and green frying pans to cast the spell of anit-fluff, thus unabling any fluff bunnies to come onto the field for a while*
muwahahaha.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 13, 2003, 01:24:29 PM
*awaits for 1000 times more fluffbunnes to amass at TUS while they wait for the anti-fluff thing to end*
hmm, this calls for something drastic
*summons the most deadly and underhanded creature known to existance*
Go Pikachu!! Use thundershock
*pikachu uses thundershock now*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 13, 2003, 01:27:15 PM
*steals a fluff bunnie and uses it for a grounding device before it dissentegrates because of the anti-fluff spell*
*kicks the newcoming rat in the face*
woot
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 13, 2003, 02:07:57 PM
*pikachu zaps serene with 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 Volts of electricity
Mwa ha ha ha ha, pikachu can never be defeated. he is one of those annoying good guys that never lose no matter what the odds are
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 13, 2003, 03:05:56 PM
*casts dispell at the anti-fluff spell*
*dispell spell backfires at smiffy*
*smiffy loses controll of his fluffbunny minions*
*runs in fear as fluffbunnies invade*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 13, 2003, 04:46:49 PM
*lies twitching on the ground sparking as the fluff bunnies scamper after Smiffy*
ow
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kiirar on December 13, 2003, 04:57:56 PM
*throws fire extinguisher at Serene Chaos*
*sets up large fluffbunny decoy with blinking neon sign saying "Kamehameha Lessons Here."*
*heads for bomb shelter*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 13, 2003, 07:22:09 PM
*catches fire extinguisher*
*sprays self*
*sets c4 around the "Kamehameha Lessons"*
*runs for shelter along with Kiirar*
Fire In The Hole!
*detonates c4 in a mass of screams, fluff, and bunny-ness*
ahhhh....i love my job.
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on December 14, 2003, 01:51:58 AM
Yo dork Smiffy!  You could have pulled a true McGuiver out of the sofa!
With that pen, button penny and old battery and bubble gum you could have made a bomb and an xray machine at least!
I see I can whoop some boote in here easy, your guard is down! :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 14, 2003, 01:55:19 AM
I've never taken part in this thing before, but I'm willing to try.

*pokes a fluff bunny with a stick*

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 14, 2003, 04:51:20 AM
*sets attack dogs on Kalee and Tsu*
attack my doggies
 :doggie:  :doggie:  :doggie:  :doggie:
*doggies rip their throats out*
*lives happily ever after*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 14, 2003, 07:18:15 AM
*gets a dog whistle and blows it*
*laughs when the dogs' ears explode, and they fall on the ground twitching their little hearts out.*
muwhahaha
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on December 14, 2003, 09:29:01 AM
*takes all the fluffbunnies from ki teachings,ki chambers,ki sanctuary, the rest from the undergorund society,ki warrior394758923657823654y57623475672346592378567346562(you know there probably is one)*
*Uses tps to give them the powers they think they have*
*Sicks them on Serene chaos*
*watches as Serene chaos cry's out in agony*
*Disappears with fluffbunnies waiting to return again and attack*
*sneaks into silverdawns house and steals peanut butter and jelly*
*makes a sandwich*
*sneaks away like a ninja.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on December 14, 2003, 10:39:56 AM
Quote from: Smiffy
*dumps Kitai Kumo in a vat of volcanic hot bleaer*
*Kitai Kumo dies a horribley painful bleaery death*
*goes to TUS*
*rallies his army of fluffbunnies from thier breeding grounds*
*leads fluffbunnies on a rampage to destroy all sanity as we know it*

Well now Since you put it that way, I'll join in juss to beat u, and I am going to change the story around a bit.  
Smiffy only thinks Kitai dies, only to see that his mystical Tiger, named Ticy(which btw I have had since childhood) comes down and saves him before he reaches the bottom.
:Kitai comes up and flys through the skys on top of Ticy with all the fluffbunnies following after him:
:After some tyme of flying Kitai reaches a mystical place and lures the fluffbunnies into there:
:When everyone gets in there Kitai goes bak to the top and out of the mystical chamber with Ticy's speed leaving the fluffbunnies behind:
:The fluffbunnies try to escape too but Kitai seals up the chamber with Ticy's help:
:There is a loud wrenching noise from within the chamber and a blak whole is activated from within it.  All the fluffbunnies are caught inside it and the blak whole is then closed up again:
:Kitai and Ticy reach the ground and continue their training and playing:
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 14, 2003, 11:44:00 AM
that's no fun, he made himself win...
*screams as the fluff bunnies devour his soul, and smell his fear.*
looks like i'm out
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on December 14, 2003, 12:40:24 PM
*gets run over by a stampede of pink elephants and dogs :elephant:  :doggie: *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 14, 2003, 01:03:21 PM
*Ties a bomb to a dog*
*Makes dog run towards Serene*
 :doggie: woff woof woof woof BANG
*serene and dog both blow up*
*musters his army of kamakazi cows*
 :cow:  :cow:  :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kiirar on December 14, 2003, 02:04:43 PM
*shakes head at the sad fate of SereneChaos*
*peeks out from bomb shelter*
*grabs cow suit*
*disguises self as kamakazi cow*
*joins herd*

 :cow: :cow:  :cow: <--Kiirar  :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 14, 2003, 03:17:57 PM
NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY DOGGIES!!!! WHY DID YOU KILL MY DOGGIES!?!?!?!?!

*unleashes his army upon everyone who has mistreated a dog in their life*

TSUMARU'S ARMY
5000 scary pink elephants that dance :elephant:
20,000 crazy running dogs :doggie:
15,000 wierd cows which are doing something or other :cow:
10,000 fighting monkeys that appear to be attempting to go Super Saiyan :fightmonk




And....



500,000 of my personal insane clobberdudes (http://www.clipclop.ca/smileys/susel.gif)
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 14, 2003, 03:51:54 PM
*is floating above the battle field as an angel with stereotypical halo, gown, harp, and wings, watching everything*
merf
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 14, 2003, 04:50:20 PM
*throws one of his clobberdudes (http://www.clipclop.ca/smileys/susel.gif) at SC*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on December 14, 2003, 05:20:18 PM
kicks tsumaru in the leg
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 14, 2003, 07:19:30 PM
*converts strange viking man to an angel as well*
*sits on a cloud eating philadelphia cream cheese on a bagel*
...
you've seen that commercial haven't you?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 14, 2003, 11:12:45 PM
*points out that his personal clobberdude just happened to have his wings fall off, his halo dissipate and his holy glow look more evil and firey like. He then had horns sprout from his head and one of them devil tails. He is now proceeding to clobber SC*

*unleashes 400,009 clobberdudes onto quitewarrior and keeps the remaining 90 clobberdudes to protect him*

GO MY MIGHTY INSANE CLOBBERDUDES!! CLOBBER EVERYTHING IN YOUR PATH!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: mesmer_14 on December 15, 2003, 06:30:23 AM
Transforms into a clobberdudey eater guy person and eats them all. Metamorphasises into a butterfly. You wouldn't hurt a butterfly would you??  :(
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on December 15, 2003, 06:31:30 AM
would you believe I just happen to have a butterfly net waiting??? heh
Title: Free For All
Post by: mesmer_14 on December 15, 2003, 06:36:48 AM
Quote from: LadyKalee
would you believe I just happen to have a butterfly net waiting??? heh


Well my butterfly eats butterfly nets. What now???
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 15, 2003, 07:33:04 AM
Quote from: mesmer_14
Well my butterfly eats butterfly nets. What now???

*turns into a sofa-spider*
*spins a web*
*traps mesmer*
*eats mesmer*
*turns back into a normal sofa*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on December 15, 2003, 08:03:06 AM
*Is standing at a nearby ice cream stand, eating a cone and watching the fight*
Flojo:  "This is a crappy fight.  These guys suck."
mesmer14 the talking butterfly:  "What did you say!?!?!?"
*mesmer14 picks up smiffy and throws him at the_flojo.*
*the_flojo catches him and throws him at LadyKaylee, knocking her out*
*smashes mesmer14*
*the_Flojo begins throwing soap at the clobberdudes and they star screaming "AHHHHHHH!  IT BURNS!!!!" and run away*
*throws his ice cream cone at Tsumaru.  It stabs through his head, killing him.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on December 15, 2003, 09:09:56 AM
:Awakenes from his meditation and stands up as he looks down at the warriors from a mountain:
 
:Sees everyone fighting and messing around:
 
:Whistles in a special tune:
Ticy comes down from the skys as a cloud but morphs back into his main stage-the Tiger.

:Jumps on Ticy and rides with him down to the ground where the remaining warriors are still standing.:

:See’s a hotdog stand across the street and goes down to get some hot dogs:

:Politely pays for some hot dogs and eats them:

:Goes down and see’s the one who tried to kill him before-Smiffy:

Kitai: Do you want to have a fair battle? Tell me when and maybe me and you could have a battle while the others stand by and cheer one of us on, or both. I think it would be good to spar with you, are you up for it Smiffy?

:Waits for Smiffys response with Ticy at his side:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Genopio on December 15, 2003, 11:43:21 AM
Sits at a near by tavern, listening to all the commotion and death crys outside.  "Hm.....I wonder what the hell could be going on outside."  Finishes his glass of milk, stands up and walks out the door.  "Well now there is alot of sofas torn to peices over there, I sure am glad this tavern is reinforced."  Walks back in laughing at the torn sofas.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 15, 2003, 12:29:46 PM
*extends Sofa Claws*
*charges at kitai*
*disembowles him rather messily with one clean swipe*
*orders a hotdog*
*Moddifies one of his Cushion Launchers(tm) to handle cows*
*shoots a kamikazi cow at Genopio using his modified Cushion Launcher(tm)*
:cow: moo moo moo moo BANG
*genopio dies*
*eats hotdog*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on December 15, 2003, 12:40:45 PM
Ok, lemme get something straight here Smiff.  When we engaged in battle, it is never a one-hit KO.  Lets battle in a chat sometyme.  I'll IM u when I get home and we could battle, in a way, maybe in mIRC?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 15, 2003, 12:47:41 PM
i also unfortunatly don't have mIRC yet, i am probably gonna get it soon, so we can't battle that way.

*stiches kitai back together*
all fixed
*summons the One Cow, the One Cow to rule them all*
:cow: <--- The One Cow
*sets the One Cow on a rampage*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 15, 2003, 03:48:21 PM
kitai, this is a fantasy thread, it shouldn't lead to you getting all pissy and challenging people to sparring matches, that's not how it works, and you probably shouldn't hold private "matches". just do it  in the thread...

*runs away from clobber dudes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 15, 2003, 04:03:06 PM
((Pfft. You people suck. I've never seen so much god-modding in my life!!))

I AM THE WIELDER OF THE HALF-BLUNT AXE!!! *Wields his half-blunt axe and runs around hacking at people's necks with it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on December 15, 2003, 06:55:20 PM
After utter boredom Tim eats the one cow with a side of three little pigs burps wildly and then asks satan for some relish...
Title: Free For All
Post by: prox on December 15, 2003, 07:42:28 PM
has a battle arena chatroom. you don't have to download anything, and they even have stupid-ass tournaments every Sunday!Battle arena chatroom (http://www.aimoo.com/forum/freeboard.cfm?id=534071&NoCaches=Yes)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 16, 2003, 12:29:08 AM
*the One Cow bursts out of tim's stomache*
mwa ha ha ha ha, fool nothing can destroy the One Cow
*the One Cow then feasts on tsu's head*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 16, 2003, 03:40:14 AM
*picks the cow up with one finger and then tosses it into a pit of lava*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 16, 2003, 05:12:36 AM
lol, i remember the half blunt axe from yesterday....
Title: Flojo: Reloaded
Post by: the_flojo on December 16, 2003, 05:55:53 AM
*Flojo pulls out a gun and starts shooting at Tsumaru.  He leans back and does that "Matrix" bullet dodging thing.  Flojo shoots him in his exposed balls.*
Tsumaru:  "YAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
*Flojo whips out his katana and cuts off Tsumaru's arms and legs.  He then feeds them to the One Cow, who joins him.  He and the Cow go to have lunch while Tsumaru bleeds to death on the ground.*
 
*Flojo also shoots Smiffy in the head (or cushion, since he's a sofa) before he leaves in his Ferarri for McDonald's*
Title: Free For All
Post by: mesmer_14 on December 16, 2003, 06:09:05 AM
MWahahahahahahaha, I return. I unleash the MUMBOJUMBO ULTIMATE DEATH BUTTERFLIES!!!!!*Billions upon Billions of MUMBOJUMBO ULTIMATE DEATH BUTERFLIES are conjured and sstart devouring everyone* FLY!!!!! FLY!!!!! EIHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!! Destroy all in your path. *Cast an irreversible invincibility spell**Casts a irreversible "can't be caught spell*

*Mesmer14 looks around at the destruction he caused* Sweet!!!! I killed them all!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 16, 2003, 10:35:16 AM
Quote from: Tsumaru
*picks the cow up with one finger and then tosses it into a pit of lava*

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
*has heart attack and dies*
*pinik elephants dance with joy*
 :elephant:  :elephant:
*cows go into mourning*
*:cow: :cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 16, 2003, 11:47:22 AM
wow, who else doesn't like the fact that mesmer_14 made himself win in one post...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on December 16, 2003, 12:21:26 PM
I'm not pissing up or whatever you called it Serene, I juss think its easier to do this in a chat.  You dont have to keep on having all this stuff pop up and all that.  Don't assume when you aren't sure.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 16, 2003, 01:21:30 PM
My half-blunt axe goes way back. Like, years even. Heck, I cant even remember how many years. It's gotta be like 4 by now. The Legend of the
Wielder of the Half-Blunt Axe!

Yeah Serene, it's fucked, but you can just play like that then too. After all - look, almost everyone's doing it. So if they play cheap - I play cheap.

Tsumaru, due to the fact that he is an immortal God, just gets up and reattaches his arms and legs with his teeth. He then proceeds to pound the living shit outta everyone, cept Serene.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 16, 2003, 01:57:59 PM
*somehow gets resurected*
*traps mesmer in a padded room with an unbreakable CD player*
*Plays opra music on CD player*
he he he
*wanders off*
*forges a new Master Cow, a new One Cow to rule them all*
*attempts to live happily ever after*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 16, 2003, 04:44:49 PM
spirit riku, i assumed nothing, i just stated that you should share your "actions" of the "battle" in the forum, because if everyone up and starts "battling" in IM's, the thread will die, which would be sad...


*resurects*
*runs away to get his big ass axe, which is glowing green now b/c of the fluffbunnies*
meh, they are worth something sometimes...
*picks his miniature green and blue frying pans out of the ground*
*sheaths them in a cool sheathing-like sound*
w007
*runs up and lops one of mesemer_14's legs off, so he can bleed and listen to opera music*
:p
*joins up with tsu to help clobber everyone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 17, 2003, 09:16:38 AM
*uses TP to make tsumaru throw himself in front of a bus*
*ejects the opera cd, and thows it at Smiffy, cutting off his head*
*inserts Britney Spears newest cd*
*draws his Katana*
Title: Okay, that's it!
Post by: the_flojo on December 17, 2003, 09:18:37 AM
*the ground starts shaking and the_flojo busts out of it with flames and smoke flying everywhere.*
Flojo:  "HAHAHA!!!  You puny mortals cannot beat me now!!!"
*blows up the entire universe.  Everyone dies, except the_flojo, who moves to a tropical island in another universe and retires from fighting.*
 
Now, none of you can fight anymore, because you no longer exist!  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Spartan117 on December 17, 2003, 09:29:57 AM
But the flojo had a parasite in his body, and it crawled out, it was Spartan, after killing flojo spartan made the universe as it was before, and people could live there again.
Spartan was left as guardian of earth.
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 17, 2003, 12:22:30 PM
*kicks spart in the face*
that sounded like dbz too much... :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 17, 2003, 12:42:29 PM
hmmm.... the universe was destroyed killing as good as every creature that exists (I survived by... uh... making a superpsishield!), the xplosion was so big it destroyed all balance there was, the world has to be rebuild, the guradian of earth is bleeding from his nose.... whatever.
Wait a minute.... MY KATANA!!!! MY PRECIOUS KATANA!!! IT IS BROKEN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGER.... TAKING OVER...... NOOOW!!!!!
*super rage total destructive explosion around me*
*smoke cleares*
*standing there with double mp5*
*shoots around, killing everyone who is near*
*does funky wallflips*
*the last shot fired, the first person who got shot falls to the ground*
*tired*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 17, 2003, 03:28:23 PM
I'd like to point out that I am actually immortal. I cannot die.

*screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drops to knees, covering ears and screaming*

*grabs Murray by the throat and then thrusts a knife into his solar plexus, twists, and pulls out.* Die, bitch. *Pushes a grenade into the hole in his torso and then throws him aside where he then explodes*

Ooh...vicious....
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 17, 2003, 03:51:41 PM
why does that remind me of one of those old mortal kombat games where it goes "FATALITY!!!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 17, 2003, 05:27:52 PM
I dunno. I've only ever played Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance and though there were fatality's - nothing like that.

*Kicks SC in the sternum to wind him, and then shoves a cracked test tube full of acid down his throat*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 17, 2003, 07:45:33 PM
ouchers tsu, are you still mad about that? i was just kidding there mi amigo.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 17, 2003, 10:33:49 PM
Throws a kerosene bomb (like a water bomb, but kerosene not water) at SereneChaos, followed by a molotov cocktail.
Title: My entry into the entrance of the fray...
Post by: Sand Man on December 18, 2003, 04:35:27 AM
Interesting... I'll see if i can keep up...
*constipated look of concentrarion*
*an endless army of warrior funyuns appear... with all the trimmings*
Who wants some?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 18, 2003, 07:54:26 AM
mmmm..... warrior funyuns......

ME! ME! ME! :D

Now I can eat through my solar plexus! KICKASS! Look at all the acid floating out!
mmm.... acid.....
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 18, 2003, 08:35:07 AM
*is dead from world having been destroyed*
*once evrything gets back on track he gets reincarnated*
*past life shoves new life out the window*
i'm baaaaaaaack
*Summons a new army of cows from his sig*
*turns into a sofa*
*sets cows on serene because he is nearby*
*serene gets mauled by cows*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on December 18, 2003, 09:48:28 AM
*Shields Serene from cows, and throws a bunch of food in the other direction.*
*Watches as cows go for the food*
*Pulls out her new throwing knives and hits Serene in the leg with one.*
*Blow torches the cows and has steak for dinner*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 18, 2003, 09:54:07 AM
Nooooooooooooooo, My cow minions
*summons new army of cows from the cow farm in his sig*
*:cow::cow::cow::cow:*
*Army of cows go off to attack frozen for the slaughter of innocent attack cows*
*steals some Clobberdudes from Tsu*
*makes them attack serene*
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Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 18, 2003, 11:26:29 AM
i feel so unloved... :p
*takes the kinfe out of his leg, and jabs it up Frozen's nose*
*steals the clobber guy's clubs and smashes their heads in with em, then disembowels them with his miniature green and blue frying pans*
*summons*
Arise, almighty demon from the netherworld!
*Toto appears*
 :doggie: Arf!
ph34r t3h l337 T0T0-n3ss!!!
Arise Flying Monkey's without wings!!
*monekys appear along with a smell of bananas*
 :fightmonk  :fightmonk  
ATTACK!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 18, 2003, 02:26:46 PM
Under normal circumstances I would kill Smiffy for stealing my Clobberdudes, however they were put to a good cause of attacking Serene. But they failed. I'll have to go GodModding style some more like everyone else and kill him myself. *Grabs SC by the hair and pulls him along then smashes his head into a brick wall. He's unconscious. I then proceed to cut him up into tiny little pieces, very very tiny pieces. I then burn all the pieces. I then put some acid into a big jug. I pour some acid into the bucket full of ashes. The acid burns the bucket away as well and it all falls into a pit of lava.*

Bye bye SC!
Title: Bwahahaha
Post by: Somedude on December 18, 2003, 03:46:34 PM
Blows up the Earth from a safe distance.  Bye everyone!!

*Kills all the cows as well*

 :cow: -no more of these!
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 18, 2003, 03:49:42 PM
*summons serene's spirit and places it in the body of a chimp  :fightmonk *
*makes it swallow the last remaining fluffbunny, then sends it to Smiffy's sig where it brainwashes the cows and then lets them out of the pen to join pan's army!!!!!*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
*feeds cows lots of fruit*
*loads cow dung shooter*
You guys are gonna kill me, but I'm gonna make you smell REEEAALLLLYYY bad first... *click*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Somedude on December 18, 2003, 04:17:03 PM
*reincarnates all of the past fluffbunnies*
*asks them all to do a super saiyan kamehameha wave*
*they agree*
*they start to make the balls of energy*
*nothing happens*
*they start complaining about how they are burnt out from fighting cell and frieza in the "other world"*
*i get frustrated and tell them that there is a kamehameha teacher guy down in that cliff by the hot dog stand*
*they all jump*
*big splat, and everyone stops fighting to laugh*
Title: Free For All
Post by: DiabLord on December 18, 2003, 07:30:15 PM
Walks in dressed as an insurance salesman

"Where'd everyone go?"

"oooh, hot dogs"...

*looks down from heaven* "hey, cool, i made a pancake"

*fluffbunies reincarnate again and try to eat the pancake* *gets angry* *comes back to life and prods them* *watches them on ground in agony saying ... he... was, too..... strong... revive me... with... dragon balls*

*jumps up cliff with the mighty imitation cow  :o P|-|3412 |>4 1337 ( () \/\/
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 18, 2003, 08:37:11 PM
:fightmonk
why the hell in a monkey?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 19, 2003, 03:46:49 AM
DiabLord, you're crazy. *obliterates his existance with ease*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Telemetry on December 19, 2003, 04:32:19 AM
Words of wisdom:

Remember kids, as long as it isnt you getting hurt: all injuries are funny.

Funny like when that one time I saw a disabled person drive their electric weelchair into a signpost. I laughed. Oh how I laughed.

Telemetry.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 19, 2003, 05:17:08 AM
*Gives Tsu's clobberdudes back*
*Frees his cows from pan's controll*
*gives his cow new anti-fluffbunny training*
*puts the cows back into his sig, where they cannot be harmed*
*Calls forth some Fluffbunnies from TUS while his cows begin to produce more fluff free cows*
Go my Fluffbunnies, attack SC
*the Fluffbunnies appear begin to slaughter SC who is Helpless in his chimpy form*
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 19, 2003, 06:00:38 PM
Ha! SC was reincarnated and bound to the chimp body with my soul spell! (And it's a chimp because I didn't want to blow up an elephant.) So no matter how slaughtered his carrier body may be the spirit of SC can continue to animate it and ATTAAAAAACK!

 :fightmonk

Little known to Smiffy, (although I guess it will be now) Pan sabotaged Smiffy's sig to mind control all cows produced in it and turn them against him!
*evil army of cows with irreversible mind control begin to slowly devour the sofa*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

*eats Diablord's hot dog* Mmmm...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on December 19, 2003, 06:29:33 PM
Incredibly pissed at the fact that Tim died, Underworlder summons all the anguish and agony of 10,000 worlds and creates!!!  

A cute little rabbit...



OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 19, 2003, 06:44:13 PM
Ya know what...

*Tsumaru kills every single person and obliterates the whole universe and with his great omnipotent powers, makes reincarnation impossible unless he is the one to do so and because he's so great, nobody can make him do anything or use TPS or anything and they're dead anyway so ha, oh, and he annihilates their spirits*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 19, 2003, 06:55:11 PM
tsu, you shouldn't ruin other people's fun just because you have some stupid personal grudge against me that you don't even have the balls to tell me about.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 20, 2003, 04:57:10 AM
Quote from: Tsumaru
Ya know what...

*Tsumaru kills every single person and obliterates the whole universe and with his great omnipotent powers, makes reincarnation impossible unless he is the one to do so and because he's so great, nobody can make him do anything or use TPS or anything and they're dead anyway so ha, oh, and he annihilates their spirits*

*Unbeknownst(sp?) to tsu, smiffy was in an alternate universe at the time and so was unnafected by his mega-attack*
*kills all of his corupted cows and turns them into steak*
*buys 2 new cows to put into his sig*
*:cow::cow:*
*fortifies his sig to make it an inpregnable stronghold*
*Releases some fluffbunnies*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 20, 2003, 11:27:18 AM
*was leeching energy off of Smiffy when he went into the alternate universe so she got brought into it as well to conveniently prevent total annihilation*
*continues to let the mind controlled sig produce cows for her army*
*seals Tsumaru in her own little universe where there is an endless supply of fluffbunnies lined up for slaughter (just so we don't have any more of that total destruction crap  ;) )*
*says, "I knew this would come in handy" and tosses bacon down a cliff, which all the fluffbunnies in this universe immediately run after and die because EVERYBODY LOVES BACON!!!!!!!*
*gives Smiffy a dictionary*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 20, 2003, 02:59:34 PM
*looks up the word "annoying"*
*sees pan's picture*
*steals toto from SC for a little while*
*sets toto on pan*
 :doggie: ARF!!!
*Toto bites off pan's left foot*
*gives toto back*
*uses monkeys to go clean up his sig*
* :fightmonk *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 21, 2003, 04:05:34 AM
Previously on free for all:
Oh no the world is being destroyed!
*travels in time, making 2 paralell universes, and when Tsu does is evil deeds, the one universe he is in collapses*
NOW on free for all:
*Lentates and fixes his enormous wound in superspeed*
*makes a new Katana in superspeed*
*will battle evil cows if Smiffy will be his ally*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 21, 2003, 09:54:19 AM
Har, har.

ACK!!! MY LEFT FOOT!!!! Ah well that's what crutches are for.
*bludgeons everyone with her crutches*
*gives up on the invincible sig and makes her own indestructible elephant herd*
*gets some Chlorox bleach*
Heeeere sofa sofa sofa...  >:)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 21, 2003, 10:59:07 AM
*agrees to ally with murray for a while*
*arms Cushion Launchers(tm)*
*fires Tactical Nuclear Cushion Warheads at pan with his trusty Cushion Launchers(tm)*
Title: bye
Post by: Somedude on December 21, 2003, 12:13:04 PM
*decides to get himself killed by saying:*

I LOVE TUS!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 21, 2003, 12:15:35 PM
*Hordes of fluffbunnies burst uncontrollably out of smiffy's sig and swarm over somedude*
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*somedude gets killed*
*smiffy puts the fluffbunnies back*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 22, 2003, 03:00:44 AM
err...
*feeling useless*
*bakes a cake for smiffy and himself*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on December 22, 2003, 05:25:23 PM
*decides to have a vigourous sparring secision with this- :fightmonk *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Set on December 22, 2003, 05:28:59 PM
/me creates hellspawn flesh eating smilies with bigass teeth
 :D  :D
/me Sits on a ledge and takes a shit on everyone..WHAT NOW! WHAT NOW!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on December 22, 2003, 05:30:41 PM
Tim greedily grabs and eats the cake...




He then proceeds to vomit it all over the fluffbunny horde and they melt into bunny goop that he proceeds to feed to the remenants of somedude
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 23, 2003, 04:32:00 AM
ARGH! THE CAKE!
*Rips off Underworlders arm and sticks it through his chest*
*Cuts his head off with the Katana*
*Bakes a new cake.... mmm.... cake.....*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 24, 2003, 08:23:12 AM
Ha! Puny nuclear weapons...

*puts up her nuclear shield she had in thecloset JUST for such an occasion*
*bakes cupcakes so we can all share  :) *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on December 24, 2003, 11:20:18 AM
whips into action and slaps murray to death with the arm protruding from his chest

Tim eats the next cake...
Oh and he sits on the cupcakes and lets one rip... :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 24, 2003, 12:13:12 PM
*summons army of fluffbunnies from his sig to attack tim with*
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Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on December 24, 2003, 06:27:25 PM
the furbies will have there reveng hahhahahaha(gasp)hahahahaaha
gives every one a present because its chrimas eve here have a fluff bunnie in a box *annoing song plays fluff bunnies shoots out hahahahhahaha here you real present * presses the smart bomb to target fluff bunnies in the box and every one have a merry chrismas
yay :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on December 24, 2003, 08:41:42 PM
Tim eats the fluff bunny and has horrible gas to the hatred of all...
Merry Christmas!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 25, 2003, 04:02:42 AM
Hah, puny slapping attack!
*cuts off arm sticking out of chest with Kata.....*
OOOUCH!!!!! I somehow hurted my neck on christmas morning, if I move it the slightest bit it hurts like fucking hell!!!! I was 1 and a 1\2 hour to a chiropractor, and now I'm a little better, but I still had to stare right forward all christmas eve... it hurts all the time &"#%"&/¤!!!!
*sits in a corner, staring straight forward, trying to eat cake* THE PAIN!!!!
Merry fucking christmas! :mad:
Title: Free For All
Post by: diokhan on December 25, 2003, 10:58:18 AM
*decides to have some fun too and joins the battle*
*feels lightheaded and faints because of tims horrible fluffbunniefarts*
*regains consiousness after 10 minutes*
*goes and kicks smiffy in the groin somehow making kundalini shoot up his spine violently making his head explode!*
mwwahahahahahaha!
*fluffbunies find out and ripp diokhan to pieces*
AAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrggggg
oh by the way.....MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on December 25, 2003, 07:40:31 PM
*watches of the safety of the forest and the shadows of the mountains and thinks, "How fun, a nice little battle. I will not get more involved than to pee on all the dead things left behind." Then goes and decimates the Christmas dinner leftovers*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 27, 2003, 05:32:06 AM
*blows up the mountain and forest with small nuclear grenades found in Bush's bedroom*
*feeling better in the neck*
*cuts off Underworlders arm sticking out of his chest*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 27, 2003, 10:48:35 AM
*wonders where the halibut Smiffy went*
*mourns the loss of her cupcakes*
*rolls her eyes at all the 4th-grade level humor going on*
*throws cows at all*
 :cow:  :cow:  :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on December 27, 2003, 10:46:32 PM
*runs around in circles wondering what happened and then notices Bessie flying towards himself* Uhho.... *gets squashed by the cow and dies* Darn you all! I WILL RETURN! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 29, 2003, 09:53:27 AM
In case you haven't noticed, dying doesn't seem to mean much on this thread.  :D

*makes huge batch of poison cupcakes, then puts up a sign saying, "Free Confections!"*
Mwahahahaha...nobody can resist free food!
Title: Free For All
Post by: SereneChaos on December 29, 2003, 10:13:02 AM
*resists the free food*

how you ask?
b/c i'm dead :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on December 29, 2003, 12:55:04 PM
ohh free food eats alot of cupcakes starts to feel sick from posion then a coiw lands on me to put me out of my misery



travil one post back to say welcome
and i will be alive agan soon
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on December 29, 2003, 01:00:28 PM
Actually, SC, I think you're still in the chimp body...   :fightmonk

But not anymore I s'pose. *chimp dies from poison cupcakes*

What a great idea!
*makes more poison cupcakes that also function as death cow magnets*
Hehehe...thanks for the idea beehe.
 :cow:  :cow:  :cow:
Title: re
Post by: Switcher on December 29, 2003, 01:46:30 PM
*hasnt read the rest of thread and wonders what the hell is going on*  :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on December 29, 2003, 02:03:40 PM
*throws random objects at switcher*
thats what has been goin on.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on December 29, 2003, 06:07:41 PM
*twitches and then explodes* I LIVE AGAIN!!! As the debris from the exposition settles and the smoke clears, where my body once was now stands a half wolf half dragon half something from somewhere unidentifiable. “You will all bow to me!” *begins a rampage into the heart of the battle stomping random people places and things into the ground, not really caring who is dieing and who isn't* “RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
Title: Free For All
Post by: cryo freeze on December 30, 2003, 09:52:55 AM
*{sighs) this is pitiful*
 *summons all monsters from Magic the Gathering to raise hell*
 *eats a poison cupcake and uses biokinesis to make body immune to poison*
 * uses TPS to make panabell think my dick is a loaf of french bread*
 *pisses poisin piss in pannabells mouth*
 *pannabell dies a putrid poisin pissy death*
 *looks at the havoc that Magic the Gathering monsters caused*

      that'll do
Title: Ugh!
Post by: panabelle on December 30, 2003, 03:08:11 PM
Thank god you did that to my cousin, pannabell, and not to me, panabelle.  ;)

*makes herself immune to any form of hypnosis, suggestion, mind-control, and all other methods of making me do things I'd really rather not*
*offers Switcher the chance to ally with her and therefore rule everything as an unstoppable duo (and get free non-poisoned cupcakes)*
*summons a clone army of herself because everyone else's armys of such-and-such seems to be immediately destroyed*
*also summons an army of Pokemon to deal with the much less adorable Magic the Gathering army*
*looks around, smirks at cryo freeze*

Now THAT'll do.  :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: cryo freeze on December 30, 2003, 03:27:21 PM
hhhmmm.... you just wormed yourself away from my worm. thats irony, or something like it.

 *kills pokemon with yugio monsters*
 *uses monkeys to seduce panabelle*
 *monkeys kill panabelle with kamehameheybabys*
 *monkeys start a killing spree using their spirit thongs and destructo dicks*
 *starts singing a britney spears song and everyone dies from mental insanity*

            watch out for my big monkeys :fightmonk there techniques are so unsuspectible your bound to get killed by them


 :fightmonk :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 30, 2003, 03:51:57 PM
*returns from playing ps2 games*
*turns into a sofa*
*shoots cushions at everyone with his Cushion Launchers(tm)*
*wheels off into the sunset*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on December 30, 2003, 04:57:07 PM
*turns into a lazy boy recliner and loads pillow launcher(tm)*
*allys with smiffy and shoot random people walking by.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 30, 2003, 06:06:00 PM
*summons army of Cows*
*:cow::cow::cow::cow:*
*sends army to go attack Cryo Freeze's monkeys*
Title: meow?
Post by: beehe on December 30, 2003, 06:06:48 PM
turns into a furry and gives smiffy an late chrismas present an army of sofas from (last vetras) they allways where stronger then your last one they regenerated.

heehehehehe
jumps into a BIG YELLOW BOX and a parascope pops out the top and i start singing we all live in a yellow submarine by the beatals
 :elephant:  :elephant:
 :elephant:  :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: cryo freeze on December 30, 2003, 06:38:16 PM
*hypnotises all the cows and suggest that they attack their owner*
*all the cows use cow kwan do on smiffy*
* the monkeys continue to wreak havoc using spirit thongs, destructo dicks, and kamehameheybabys.*
*watches all the havoc and summons pink elephants for amusement :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant: *




     dont play with my monkey :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on December 31, 2003, 01:23:55 AM
*stops his mindless charge and looks around then sits and waits for something to happen to him* As he sits, he begind to take on his usual human form and becomes slightly weaker. *thinks about how nice the trees are and how colourful the surrounding rocks are* The trees and rocks come alive and begins killing everything and everyone that isn't a tree or a rock, not including  Fireborn Wolf.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on December 31, 2003, 03:54:18 AM
haha, you summoned ALL the magic the gathering creatures?
*Summons "Mageta, the lion"*
*all other creatures from magic the gathering gets killed*
*Mageta crushes puny ugly childish silly stupid Pokemons to the ground*
*Cuts all trees in pieces (with Katana) singing "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok! I sleep all night and I work all day!"*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on December 31, 2003, 12:06:40 PM
regenerates himself
ok if theres going to be magic ther gathering creatures i gain pro creature and i use (Nevinyrral's Disk)kills all creatures artifacts and enchantments hahaha
normal people are still alive hahahah
im still not dead yet
 :elephant:  :elephant:
 :elephant:  :elephant:
hey elephants march down the street in millitary fashion!!
the march of the pinkies
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on December 31, 2003, 01:17:51 PM
*watches as the rocks engul Murray and crush him under their massive weight, or atleast gives him quite a few nasty cuts and stuff* I'm hungry. *goes after the pink elephants and eats one*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 31, 2003, 05:09:37 PM
*pulls out the One Cow*
*uses the One Cow to regain controll of the cows*
*sends the cows back to attack smiffy's enemies*
*goes off to make some Cow-wraiths to protect his cow forces*
Title: hiyo
Post by: beehe on December 31, 2003, 06:54:36 PM
hey my elephant neh ill be a cloner like on old vetras i start to clone 1 pink elephant that clones 2 wich continuse to clone and i have my army agan of elephant muahahaaaahhahaaaaahahahhaha*GASP!!!!*hahahahahahahhah
now feel my wrath not realy the elephant dont do anything but dance...
i need a better army.. :D
 :elephant:
 :elephant:
 :elephant:
pink elephants march down the street in millitary fashion!!
the march of the pinkies
Title: Free For All
Post by: cryo freeze on January 01, 2004, 07:29:21 AM
*scares behees elephants away with mice*
*sends monkey army at behee*
*go! use your spirit thongs!*
*behee dies*



     see, keep it simple :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 01, 2004, 10:20:07 AM
Ha, I merely pretended to be seduced.

Quote
*makes herself immune to any form of hypnosis, suggestion, mind-control, and all other methods of making me do things I'd really rather not*


Hee hee!

*Brings Smiffy an assortment of Almighty Rainbow Cows and proposes an alliegance*

ARG!!!!! I have the cows on my computer, but my website won't let me put them up and I have no clue how to put them in my post... :confused: Whatever. I'll email 'em to you if you like. Grrrrr...*kicks worthless computer which will probably freeze now because I called it worthless*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 01, 2004, 04:53:15 PM
thats it no more mr. nice guy :mad:
summens the armies of old veritas and the dead people too they are ghost wich no one can slice but they can slice you hahahahahahahah
the un dead glide through all the monkey cutting them to pices and then
they slice of cryo freeze head and shove it in a *evil place but not hell* and gets raped by big bob and bob the biulder
now dont mess with the old veritas( remember this from old veritas ahahaha

then i let them go back to there eternal slumber untill there rebirth in the next golden age of veritas
yay i saw the last lord of the rings movie
frodoo get his finger bitten off hahahahaha
by a monkey looking fellow :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: cryo freeze on January 01, 2004, 06:42:02 PM
*shapeshifts into werewolf :doggie: *
*summons monkey army to bite off behees fingers :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk *
*strangles pannabelle with used anal beads*
*eats everybody elses head off and freezes all the bodies*
*reaches the next level of cryokinesis and turns all bodies into  ice*
*piles ice bodies and sculpts the whole lot into a giant glacier*
*runs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 01, 2004, 07:29:26 PM
you forgot the ghosts sorry you get to meet some bad men hahahaha
well least i can still kick so i kick cryo freeze dead werewolve corpse
Title: Free For All
Post by: cryo freeze on January 02, 2004, 08:26:31 AM
i AM a ghost i summond GHOST monkeys and i turned into a GHOST werewolf.
*monkeys kill behee with spirit thongs*

 there you are dead. my monkey army is superb. :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk

 

        they made it to the next level. they are now super gayin
Title: Free For All
Post by: zen on January 02, 2004, 11:21:50 AM
anyone want to buy some souls i got some good deals?
Title: Free For All
Post by: cryo freeze on January 02, 2004, 11:27:55 AM
sure, considering i am one they should get along with me just fine. ill give you a monkey who specializes in spirit thongs and destructo dicks attack. hes not to good at kamehameheybabys though... but its a good deal
Title: Free For All
Post by: diokhan on January 03, 2004, 05:57:13 AM
*decides to regenerate himself after being ripped appart by smiffy's fluffbunies 33 posts ago*
*summons an army of pink elephants*
*morphs into supersayan monkey and commands some of his elephant minions to protect him*
 :elephant:  :elephant:
                 :fightmonk  :elephant:
*buys some souls from zen , figure they might come in handy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 04, 2004, 09:33:12 AM
hmmm... I'm more interested in selling my soul.... do you know any place where I can do that?
Title: Free For All
Post by: diokhan on January 04, 2004, 11:59:54 AM
Quote from: Murray
hmmm... I'm more interested in selling my soul.... do you know any place where I can do that?

just take out a peice of paper and write 'murray's soul' on it! then sell it. :D
*kicks murray in the leg and runs of giggling*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 05, 2004, 12:25:22 AM
i'll buy it.
i'll trade you a cow for it
*:cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 05, 2004, 06:39:14 AM
Seriously? A whole cow just for MY soul? Oh, I know a joke about that!

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Go fuck yourself"

Get it?

OMG I was talking about supernatural powers, like selling your soul to the the devil in trade for superstrength or... hmmm.... what was my wannahavesuperheropower 5 months ago... Yeah! Seeing things in slow motion, by using adrenaline! No wait a minute... one  month later Molecular told me about lentation! OMG, I'm actualy learning my favoritewannahavesuperheroskill! W00T!

ow, my leg.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 05, 2004, 08:24:18 AM
*pulls out a hammer*
*stabs murray with the hammer(it is a pointy hammer)*
*goes off to steal some hotdogs*
Title: i cant beleave this
Post by: warriorjc on January 05, 2004, 10:38:40 AM
and you people call me ignorant :o
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 05, 2004, 02:42:16 PM
Quote from: warriorjc
and you people call me ignorant :o

Okay, look retard, you are starting to piss me off(and thats rather hard to do).
how exactly are we ignorant by having fun in the free for all

and back to the free for all, since i;m assuming that your post here means you are joining in.
*hands him an Tactical Thermo-Nuclear Cow*
*runs to safe distance*
*puts on very dark sunglasses*
:cow: Moo Moo Moo BANG!!!!!!
*does dance of much happy*
*<(^o^<)*
*<(^o^)>*
*(>^o^)>*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on January 05, 2004, 05:45:25 PM
sad at being unable to write for a while tim eats his own face and blows up on smiffy decimating him into tiny salsa flavored bits of chicken...
 :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:




moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 05, 2004, 08:12:29 PM
*stands in font of a random person and kills myself* I KILLED MYSELF! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *becomes an undead hamster and starts gnawing at peoples stuff* (squeeks) I will become someones undead servant if theys wants me to. (end squeeks)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Towkarn Angrod Cuthalion on January 06, 2004, 02:12:09 AM
*Insane, maniacal laughter*

Fear the undead armies of rodents (thanks for the idea FW :D )
*legions of hamsters, gerbils, lab rats, fluff bunnies, and any other kind of rodent you can name pull themselves out of graveyards and burst out of their predators stomachs (a very grotty image for those of us with graphic minds) and charge for the closest person and gnaw them to death

Lasta lalaithamin, puny humans
MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 06, 2004, 04:49:12 AM
Quote from: Towkarn
and burst out of their predators stomachs (a very grotty image for those of us with graphic minds)

lol, that is a very funny immage to picture

anyway
*Rises as a ghost*
*summons army of ghosts from his sig to combat the undead rodents*
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Attack, my 1337 ghost army
*ghosts begin to fight the rodents*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 06, 2004, 06:30:28 AM
*Puts mustard up in wolfs ass, making him run around in panic until he is dead*
Wait a minute, he is already dead! That means he'll run around in panic the rest of his life... errr.... death.... thing. :doggie: <----- panic

No more friendship, eh?
*swallows pointy hammer, spits it out in Smiffys face*
HARDCORE!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 06, 2004, 06:49:48 AM
*Hammer passes through my face due to me now being a ghost*
*casts a Summoning Spell*
*summons a cheeseburger*
mmmmm, cheeseburger
*eats cheeseburger*
Title: a ghost?!?!?!
Post by: beehe on January 06, 2004, 01:10:36 PM
if your a ghost how can you eat?
i juss you will starve hahaha
<( ** )>
 (>** )>
<( ** )>
<( **<)
yay i can dance :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 06, 2004, 02:41:10 PM
*is puzzled why Smiffy did not accept/reject my alliance offer*
Ack, now I'm dead because cryo freeze has a...unique mind. Grrrrrr well take THIS!
*tries to smack him*
*realizes she's still dead*
Crap.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 06, 2004, 03:33:36 PM
Quote from: beehe
if your a ghost how can you eat?
i juss you will starve hahaha
<( ** )>
 (>** )>
<( ** )>
<( **<)
yay i can dance :elephant:

It was an astral cheeseburger.
*tries to possess beehe for immitating the Dance of Much Happy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Towkarn Angrod Cuthalion on January 06, 2004, 04:46:23 PM
*shields beehe* (no real reason, just didn't want Smiffy being in control of someone elses powers)

Smiffy, you know you'll never win, you couldn't even beat Butadar, Nekojin_Fenix and myself :p

*gathers a legion of undead minions and turns them into one giant undead hamster-bunny*

*lots of insane, maniacal laughter*  FEAR the hamster-bunny, for it has the power of undead cuteness

*more insane laughter*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Towkarn Angrod Cuthalion on January 06, 2004, 04:48:14 PM
*Turns ethereal and pokes Smiffy in the eye*
Hahah, take that
*Turns back to normal*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 07, 2004, 03:26:47 PM
*Glares at Towkarn with his remaining eye*
* #_O *
*Turns into Sofa from to regenerate his wounds before deciding to make a tactical withdrawl towards the rear in hope of managing to gather an army of Cows and sofas to combat the Hamster-Bunny*
*runs away to go get the army*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 07, 2004, 03:36:03 PM
Hay, Towkarn, can I be the general of your undead rodent army?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 07, 2004, 04:04:31 PM
gah, Veritas is conspiring against me
*Goes to consult the Cow of Wisdom*
Oh great Cow of Wisdom, what can i do to defeat Towkarn and his army of undead stuff
:cow: MOOOOO!!!!!! <--- Cow of Wosdom Giving Wise and very important advice
*Cow of Wisdom disappears untill needed again*
Thank you oh great Cow of Wisdom. i now know what to do.
*summons a Tactical Thermo-Nuclear Cow*
Attack, and buy me some time to put my plan into action*
:cow: moo moo moo BANG!!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 07, 2004, 04:10:30 PM
*points out that he is immortal, extremely powerful and immune to all forms of control and possession and can undo anything he wants that people try to do to him*

Haha. I'm the best. *sits down on a sofa which happens to be Smiffy while eating popcorn* woops, I accidentally dropped some popcorn. Hmm...I dont want to eat it anymore, so I'll just have to mash it down so hard that it becomes a part of this sofa. *starts bashing the popcorn and the sofa as hard as possible until the popcorn no longer exists and the sofa seems to be quite battered*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Towkarn Angrod Cuthalion on January 07, 2004, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Fireborn Wolf
Hay, Towkarn, can I be the general of your undead rodent army?


err, I think I already made you part of the Uber Hamster-bunny...heh, you have undead cuteness, lol.

Oh and smiffy, the Uber Hamster-bunny is unaffected by your tactical thermo-nuclear cow because of its cuteness shield (feel special yet FW?)

*Towkarn commands the Uber Hamster-bunny to eat smiffy after Tsumaru has finished beating him to a pulp*

"Now GO!!! eat that stupid sofa thing..."

((Hahah, face the undead cuteness of the Hamster-bunny and ye shall always fail))
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 08, 2004, 12:22:01 PM
SWEET!
 
 *goes on a mad gnawing spree taking off toes and fingers as I go* My will to serve, Master!
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on January 08, 2004, 12:50:44 PM
LadyKalee comes in with a basket of cookies.  They are all fresh and so many kinds..any kind you want!  Who wants a cookie???  Yum fresh cookies~
I have a special Smiffykins cookie too *It has super duper powerful formula inside*
Eat up..everyone eat a cookie~

*Runs away leaving the cookies behind, hides in a tree watching all the animals eat cookies*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 08, 2004, 03:04:06 PM
*eats the cookie and continue to think of a plan to get through the cutenss shield*
*summons some pink elephants to provide a distraction while he thinks*
*:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 08, 2004, 04:22:45 PM
*glares at Kalee and her basket of cookies*
That was not a smart move.
*narrows eyes further so he's squinting so much he can't really see very well*
NOW YOU WILL DIE!!
*charges at Kalee but because of his narrowed eyes that he can't see through, he accidentally runs into a pink elephant that Smiffy summoned instead*
I never realised Kalee was this big and pink before...Oh well.
*beats the shit out of the elephant*
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO COME WITH COOKIES!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 08, 2004, 11:30:38 PM
*scurries over and eats all the rest of the cookies and runs up the tree and sits on Kalee's shoulder chattering hamster chatter*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 09, 2004, 07:40:45 AM
*buys a nice and well hidden nuclear bunker in a top secret secluded place so he can set it up as his HQ to mass produce cows to domintate the world*
*summons some cows from his sig to get started on cow production*
*goes off to find some of tsu's clobberdudes to use as security personal*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 09, 2004, 08:04:34 AM
*summons undead fughter monkeys  :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk * KILL THE PINK ELEPHANTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Free For All
Post by: _jujitsu_ on January 09, 2004, 09:38:15 AM
Quote from: Tsumaru
*points out that he is immortal, extremely powerful and immune to all forms of control and possession and can undo anything he wants that people try to do to him*

Sees Tsumarus immortalness as a severe disadvantage to himself and takes some advice from the Disney movie Hercules.  Employs two minions to inject anti-immortal potions into Tsumarus arms, legs, tongue, ears, toes, fingers? and any other random body parts he can think of.  And before Tsumnaru undo's anything points out they arent people doing it they're "minions of the dark legion" HURZAA I SAY :D !
 
Unfortunately being a disney movie where nothing happens quite right the way you expect, but still in a hilarious sort of fashion, the anti-immortal potions dont fully work and only take away his immortalness and not his powers...
 
Screwy, fake, disney minions of death  :mad: ...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 09, 2004, 06:12:44 PM
*becomes immortal again*
fool -_-

*kills Smiffy*
YOU WILL NEVER GET MY CLOBBERDUDES!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on January 09, 2004, 07:15:16 PM
Secretly on Smiffykins side Kalee has fed him a anti deatj cookie and he cannot be killed.  However the rest of the cookies were poison and you all die..me and smiffy win! :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 09, 2004, 10:44:53 PM
Undead Hampsters canna die! :D
 
   It is a triumvirate!
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 10, 2004, 09:36:00 AM
can i have some more cookies plz!!
 :fightmonk
can imortals be sexualy abused?
neh mmmmmmmm  cookies
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 10, 2004, 04:20:43 PM
*gives Smiffy an injection which combats the anti-death properties of the cookies then kills him and also kills Kalee and everyone else*

Bishes!
Title: Birth of a Hero
Post by: Fibonacci on January 10, 2004, 04:26:45 PM
*In an explosive explosion of blasty goodness, scrawny kid emerges wielding a spatula*
*Not any normal spatula- a Golden Spatula of Doooom (comes with Smiffy killing powers  :cool: *
MWAHAHAHAHAHA *starts frying pancakes like you wouldn't believe*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 10, 2004, 04:27:36 PM
*was told that you don't fry pancakes, and continues smacking pancake batter with his spatula regardless*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 10, 2004, 04:34:31 PM
*in jumps me, with my faithful kitty cat, jhonka*
*kitty cat jhonka uses mind powers to make the cookies in everyones stomaches explode.*
*diahhreah ensues for several hours*
*redskins win super bowl.*
* hell freezes over and satan emerges waring frilly pink thong*
*elephants are no match for  kitty cat jhonka.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 10, 2004, 05:07:11 PM
*uses powers of intense stupidity to totoaly alter the univers with me and kalee as immortal and tsu as a little ant.
*steps on tsu*
*pours holy water on the undead hamster-bunny*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kiirar on January 10, 2004, 05:08:38 PM
*wants to play again*
*pulls out Magic the Gathering deck and summons legions of green-white creatures.  Taps plains to play angel with flying and throws an armadillo cloak on it for fun.*
*angel takes down cat, satan, and redskins just for fun*
*sends angel to borrow local psychic to battle undead rodents, hampsters, and everything else undead that happens to me lying around, in the name of the holy sofa*
*grabs cookie*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 10, 2004, 05:33:01 PM
*changes back into a living dragon wolf and glares at the cat hungrily* I like kitties! *runs off into the woods to plan an attack*
 
  From a distance there comes evil laughter from the woods and undead armies rise from the battlefields of old, and the Mountain of Galasha erupts spewing lava and ash flows. You all shall know my power!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 10, 2004, 06:49:40 PM
*Realizes, to his great disappointment, that the stove is not turned on, and that the pancake batter is in fact a calculator*
*Turns from his cooking* "Someone's gonna die"
*Starts aimlessly swinging at the air whilst the Redskins rise from the dead, filing into rows to serve their purpose as Scrawny's minions*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 10, 2004, 06:56:28 PM
oh ho ho ho!
*vomiting ensues for several hours*
*the scrawny boy known as fibonacci accidently slips on guts of undead kamehamehahampsters and falls into the bottomless pit of used dental floss where he is consumed by the mighty donkey of lonliness*
*i shoot the redskins for sucking so much*
*frolicks in the woods looking for woodpeckers to enslave*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 10, 2004, 06:57:50 PM
*appears to be in a Donkey's stomach....*
*taps his chin with his spatula while he brainstorms an escape plan and prays his undead Redskins are victorious*
Title: re
Post by: Switcher on January 10, 2004, 07:35:04 PM
*gathers woodpeckers*
*sends them to peck out pyroluminoc's eyes*
*eats a flashlight*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 10, 2004, 07:59:00 PM
*Is apparently in a Donkey's stomach*
*Taps forehead with a spatula while he brainstorms what his next move should be*
*Wonders why there's a large quantity of flashlights in here*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 10, 2004, 08:03:12 PM
thats it drinks vampire and werewolf Vatia turns into a vampire werewolf and starts to eat random things i first eat pyroluminoc then i drink Fibonacci blood untill he dies ses "hi smiffy where is your sofa army when you need it"
i turn into a imortal being with super strength but still a vampire and werewolf
and just turn into a would creator and make a vampire army to randomly suck people blood but the are ivisable
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 10, 2004, 08:54:05 PM
*fluffbunnies from hell dive bomb vampire*
*vampire can kill all but one, for this is the master of the fluffbunnies*
*nukes vampire with holy water and stuff*
*fibonacci is destroyed in process. found dead in porta-potty*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 10, 2004, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: beehe
thats it drinks vampire and werewolf Vatia turns into a vampire werewolf and starts to eat random things i first eat pyroluminoc then i drink Fibonacci blood untill he dies ses "hi smiffy where is your sofa army when you need it"
i turn into a imortal being with super strength but still a vampire and werewolf
and just turn into a would creator and make a vampire army to randomly suck people blood but the are ivisable


(This kid has the mind of a ten year old, and in all likelyhood is one- but that my friends, that is the key to success in this nonsensical warfare. Might I remind him, however I'm in a donkey that's busy being nuked with holy water.

*Is dead in porta potty, awaiting his day of revival to come*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 11, 2004, 10:34:01 AM
*Hopes he didn't kill the thread, but to ensure he didn't....*
*Unexpectedly gains strength from the porta potty, eventually life*
*Sparks fly as he rises to begin his mindless spatula flailing again, rising his previously dead undead Redskins from the (for lack of a better word) dead and sending them in charging rows to all who won't submit to slavery under Fibonacci*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 11, 2004, 12:42:54 PM
Quote from: Fibonacci
(This kid has the mind of a ten year old, and in all likelyhood is one- but that my friends, that is the key to success in this nonsensical warfare. Might I remind him, however I'm in a donkey that's busy being nuked with holy water.

*Is dead in porta potty, awaiting his day of revival to come*

umm who the hell are you any ways im 15 and im studying for an exam and playing vampire the mascurad wail i was posting why would you just come out of no where and question someones age when a master of ones self is a kid at heart
oh and now i agree im dead
Title: Haha!
Post by: Murray on January 11, 2004, 01:27:18 PM
HAHA! My internet is working again! *genius*
Time to kill and get killed! And then kill again! No, wait....

*Is dead*
*Fights satan just like Jesus did*
*Wins thanks to Lentation powarz*
How the hell did Jesus make it without Lentation?
*Returns to life, now as Murray, the off-white*
*Kills beehee and Fibonacci while they are discussing*
*starts to fight enormous amounts of redskins, Gandlafstyle*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kiirar on January 11, 2004, 02:57:37 PM
*drops paint can from garage on Murray*
Now you are Murray the sort of creamish-almost green.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 11, 2004, 02:59:18 PM
*realises that he is forced to play his trump card*
*turns into a fat opra singing viking lady*
*starts singing opra*
*everyone's head explodes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 11, 2004, 03:15:35 PM
Quote from: beehe
why would you just come out of no where and question someones age when a master of ones self is a kid at heart
oh and now i agree im dead


I didn't question your age, I complimented your mindset. Did you miss how I said that's the key?.... Apparently yes, yes you did.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 11, 2004, 03:29:13 PM
From the tree line comes a mighty roar and flames of many unnatural colours shoot from the mountains. An undead zombie munchkin army appears and begin rampaging and pillaging in preparation for their master to return.
 
 A loud booming voice can be heard from the heavens,
"This is the song that doesn't end. Oh yeah it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it just because..." you get the idea.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 11, 2004, 05:30:36 PM
*head explodes at the horrible sound of the incredibly high singing opera lady*
*collapses in death for a third time*
*is kicked by a nuclear holy water filled donkey*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 11, 2004, 05:57:05 PM
owww!!!!!! you cannot beleave the pain of being dead is and listening to it ahhhhhhhhh well hope i get used to it ahh never mind i bring my self back gaahahhh!!!!!!!!!! booom my head explodes then i wait in line for heaven where there is no singing oh no its hell oh i satin ahh ill go back to being a ghost.....
ANNOUNCER: UNTILL NEXT TIME
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 11, 2004, 06:23:10 PM
*enjoys Dantes Inferno while seated on a scoulding hot rock, saying aloud, "Oh the irony."*
*awaits third revival*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 11, 2004, 06:42:11 PM
*revives fibonacci, then killes him with a cardboard box.*
*welcome to heaven, heres your harp*
*welcome to hell heres your accordian*
*opera singer is hit by a blimp*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 11, 2004, 06:49:08 PM
*laughs uncontrollably, then snatches some of the big man's lightning bolts and hurls them down at pyro from heaven*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 11, 2004, 06:50:53 PM
your in hell idiot
*deflects lightning blots with mighty ferret-saber*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 11, 2004, 08:00:19 PM
*notes that clarity is the key to weeding the idiots out from the... wishes he actually had a metaphor, but breaks the rules of reality and makes one lightning bolt automatically strike pyro*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 11, 2004, 09:17:57 PM
*is still sining the song that never ends*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 12, 2004, 05:10:59 AM
"Okay gentlemen, the game is Five Card Stud" *deals out cards to Satan, Jesus, and God*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 12, 2004, 06:11:52 AM
*dosent feel like getting killed*
*summons evil fluff bunnies and dbzers :p *
*fluff bunnies and dbzers annoy everyone*
" I am so screwed"
*hides in s a hole*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 12, 2004, 07:29:37 AM
*truns back to sofa form after being hit by blimp.
Quote from: pyroluminoc
*revives fibonacci, then killes him with a cardboard box.*

You stole my home
*points sideways to where it says location for all those people who didn't get it*
*takes his home back*
*hides in the hole with spirit*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on January 12, 2004, 08:02:23 AM
*Gets a huge pipe and beats smiffy to death with it.  Goes to play billiards with God.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 12, 2004, 08:03:34 AM
*Throws a stick of dynamite down a certain hole*
hmmhmmmhmm duuuduuduuudu ^^
*Kills Wolf because I'm feeling pity for him*
I couldn't take it anymore! That poor lower lifeform, bound to the shackles of eternal stupidity! :(
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 12, 2004, 08:15:37 AM
Quote from: the_flojo
*Gets a huge pipe and beats smiffy to death with it.  Goes to play billiards with God.*


*nods to God* Hey big guy, Flo wants to play billiards with you, I can take on Satan and Jesus in poker so no worries here.
*folds immedately in poker* Oh.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 12, 2004, 08:22:34 AM
*goes to heaven*
i wanna play billiards too
*turns into a sofa while he waits*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 12, 2004, 08:28:46 AM
*rises at the sight of Smiffy* YOU! I have... *begins fumbling for the spatula he had when he was live* I have, uh... something, hold on... *continues to ruffle through several random duffel bags, finally victoriously pulling a piece of toast out* AHA... oh wait.
*sits down frutstrated that he can't find his Smiffy killing spatula.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 12, 2004, 12:12:01 PM
*sits on sofa*
*is eaten by smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on January 12, 2004, 04:43:42 PM
I (known only to some as evil T.I.M. the terribly idiotic moron) call down a wave of pickles from the sky that pelt my foes into tiny pieces thus making nice relish for a hotdog and allowing me enough time to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring and firmly plant the tree on george bushs head...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on January 12, 2004, 11:06:39 PM
You may kill me; you may even cause me to stop singing! BUT YOU DARE TO PLANT A GREAT TREE ON BUSH'S HEAD! THE GREAT TREE HAS BEEN TAINTED! *comes back from the dead in my dragon wolf form with all the powers of the life and death* Now, you die! *attacks Underworlder viciously ripping off his head and devouring the rest of his body- roars bloodily*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on January 13, 2004, 06:46:00 AM
*God does a neat bank shot and instantly drops all the balls into the holes, winning.  Flojo is pissed and leaves to go play dice with the Universe, leaving God and Smiffy to play.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 13, 2004, 07:39:27 AM
*crawls out of sofa*
*in retaliation to the mighty pickle rain, calls up high school physics professor to throw things at T.I.M. and bore him to death with lectures.*
*tim dies of extreme boredom and physics professor turns on my and throws a book at me*
*i am now dead*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 13, 2004, 08:12:20 AM
*attaches a Homing Bacon to Flojo*
*tons of falling explosive pigs fall from the sky and target flojo*
*flojo gets blow up*
he he he
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 13, 2004, 12:34:41 PM
*Fibonacci shakily puts down his cards* -"A pair of sevens?"
*Satan slams downa royal flush* -"I do believe I've won"
*Jesus lays down FIVE royal flushes* -"Eat that, Crack-monkey"
*Fib hangs head in shame*
*shame... shame*
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on January 13, 2004, 01:18:45 PM
Quote from: Tsumaru
*gives Smiffy an injection which combats the anti-death properties of the cookies then kills him and also kills Kalee and everyone else*

Bishes!

I cannot be killed by mortals!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 13, 2004, 01:37:09 PM
(Looks around knowing he's in deep shit, grabs a banana, eats it and tosses the peal onto the field just praying lady trips)
 
Mmmmmmmmm..........Banana
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on January 13, 2004, 01:57:35 PM
The lady steps into the ring.  Kenners is gonna be folded like the flag on a casket.  I hope your limber Kenners.  Kalee proceeds to fold his body into 16 nice and neat folds, and throws the triangle like a frizbee into the frozen lake.
Bye Bye
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 13, 2004, 04:21:19 PM
*wonders what hole got dynamyte thrown in it then relizes he is already dead*
*awaits judgement and decide ill just leave and go back and take smiff's home with me* :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 13, 2004, 04:38:00 PM
ow...............ur a meanie lady!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 13, 2004, 06:23:21 PM
Quote from: LadyKalee
I cannot be killed by mortals!

That explains why you're dead then.
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 13, 2004, 06:42:37 PM
oh oh LadyKalee join I bow and say " spare me but do not spare the ones who have tried to kill you and can i have some more cookies plz......they where good exept for the posion"any ways turn into a cat and hides in a trash can for the blood match "ohh fish mmmmm"
ANNOUNCER: until next time
jumps out slits the announcers throught
and gose back to eating fish mmm samon....
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 13, 2004, 07:26:13 PM
*tosses his cards down* "I'm out. Satan, Jesus, it's been nice playing with you fellas."
*suddenly is stopped in his tracks by Michael*- "Um, got sent by God for a Mr. Fibonacci."
*hangs head*- "Yea that's me."
*Is thrown into hell by Michael*- "AND STAY OUT!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on January 13, 2004, 09:39:41 PM
*throws a marble at lady*
*eats cookie found in pile of dead things*
(10 second rule?)
*lady melts like wizard of oz*
*dies*
*i go into hell and have my way with fibonacci*
*hear him scream for mercy*
hahahaha
when i get back to the arena...man, am i gonna do something!!!
*withdraws. fibonacci is pregnant*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Towkarn Angrod Cuthalion on January 14, 2004, 01:39:34 AM
*shudders at the thought of what pyroluminoc just did to Fibonacci*

*Towkarn walks away to find his Elite Ninja Team....*
*....Finds the Elite Ninja Team, they're playing canasta :p*
"Hey guys"
Ninjas: "Hey boss"
Towkarn: "We've got a situation, I'll explain on the way"
*the Elite Ninja Team stops playing cards and follows Towkarn*
*Towkarn leads them to Tsumaru*
Black Ninja: "Today you meet your end"
Green Ninja: "You have caused too much pain in this world"
Pink Ninja: "And for this reason, you must be punished"
Blue Ninja: "And we shall be the ones to carry out your execution"
Red Ninja: "Prepare for your purification through pain"
*each Ninja does a really cool-looking Ninja trick and Tsuamaru ends up as a bloody pile on the floor*
Towkarn: "Good job" *goes up and pokes the bloody mess that was once Tsumaru, snickers quietly and turns to his Ninjas*
Towkarn: "Your work has finished, for now, you may return to your quarters"
*the Elite Ninja Team bow to their master and dissapear into the shadows*
*Towkarn starts wandering through the forest and goes up the mountain looking for Fireborn Wolf*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 14, 2004, 06:42:55 AM
God damnit, pyroluminoc! No one deserves that!
*Does fancy Capoeira kick on pyroluminoc, making him faint*
*Makes him new cool cement boots  :D *
*Throws him in the lake*
"Satan, do something really mean, or I'll kick your ass.... again!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 14, 2004, 08:11:07 AM
*takes out some Homing Bacon*
*attaches the Homing Bacon to Murray*
*steps back*
*pigs fall out of the sky, home in on murray then land on him and flatten him into something very very flat and dead*
*Gives Kalee a Cow in return for the cookie*
*:cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 14, 2004, 09:00:22 AM
ohh he got a cookie can i have one plz all i have had was fish oh and i slit the annoucers thought*spelling is terrable on human anatimy*
peolpe on sessamea street show up hehehe *you will start thinking of these thing wen you baby sit children every day*im just going back into the stands i can think of any thing some one take my life ive been alive too long!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on January 15, 2004, 06:54:48 AM
I'll take your life.
     *Steals homing bacon from Smiffy, attaches it to beehe.  You know what happens now.  Goes to Smiffy's house and steals his sofa.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 15, 2004, 03:51:52 PM
i summon my sisters tone-deaf singing
*everyone dies*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 15, 2004, 04:18:26 PM
Rips out a wailin' harp solo, then goes to sit at the train depot and wail some of the best damn blues ya'll have ever heard!  So just fuck off!
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on January 15, 2004, 06:05:17 PM
***Sews Kenners mouth shut*** so he don't tell people to fuck off again
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 15, 2004, 07:01:33 PM
Pfft. Why sew his mouth shut when you can tell him to fuck off himself?

Fuck off!!

I just wanted to annoy Kalee actually. Grraaaaaaaarrgghh!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tsumaru rides into battle mounted upon a black dragon. It's high-pitched screech catches the attention of everybody as it swoops down towards the ground from it's position up near the clouds. "Hear me!!" Tsumaru bellowed. "Thou shalt kneel down before me, or feel mine wrath! I am the Prince of Darkness, the King of the Flame and the Lord of Death!! Mine powers are infinite, and if thou incur mine wrath, I shalt unleash terrors that art incomprehensible to thou upon thee! Kneel now, or die!!" His voice echoed across the battlefield, and his words were enhanced by the flames that thus burst from his mount's mouth.

Tsumaru pulled a great blade from his scabbard, and held it up. The blade was of a dark silver, engraved with runes of an ugly sort. The hilt was completely black of a twisted and hideous shape. The whole sword seemed to be emanating a misty shadow, and as Tsumaru raised it up, storm clouds rolled in and swirled around like a whirlpool above him. Lightning crackled across the sky, causing a tremendous roar of thunder to bellow across the land, shaking the very earth itself. The sheer power of this blade in the hands of Tsumaru was enough to cause a storm. He and his dragon each uttered a terrifying roar which was accompanied by a sudden squall. Powerful gusts of wind almost blew people off their feet and the pounding rain was painful to the uncovered skin of a normal human. "KNEEL NOW, OR DIE!!!!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well, that was fun.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on January 15, 2004, 07:50:17 PM
*me blows*
*sees everyone with an IQ lower than a tomato die.*
 Heh, that cleared things up a lot :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 15, 2004, 08:14:13 PM
*notes he is in fact a man*
*also notes that Satan would've long before killed pyro*
*also notes that I know pyro personally, and that his last post was surprisingly retarded.*
*continues playing cards in hell*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on January 16, 2004, 07:07:10 AM
*Sits down at the poker table with Fibonacci and Satan*
     Flojo:"Room for one more?"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 16, 2004, 07:57:15 AM
Fuck off, Tsumaru!

 :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 16, 2004, 11:46:48 AM
You know you can't really smoke banana peals.
Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on January 16, 2004, 01:25:21 PM
Quote from: Kenners
You know you can't really smoke banana peals.

You are trully one of a kind baka kenners
Sends a herd of elephants to dance on top of kenners
 :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:
Kenners is squashed
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 16, 2004, 04:17:35 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 16, 2004, 04:43:13 PM
Quote from: the_flojo
*Goes to Smiffy's house and steals his sofa.*

*little does he know that i am the sofa*
*arms Cushion Launchers(tm)*
*fires some explosive cushions at flojo with his Cushion Launchers(tm)*
*wheels away to go find some cows*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 16, 2004, 05:31:31 PM
Woops Murray, I seem to have come very close to almost deleting your avatar. Did you forget that I resized it for you and then uploaded it to MY server? I'd advise you either shut your fucking mouth, or find someone else to help you out.

Why Kenners, have you tried? Personally I have better things to do then chuck garbage in my mouth, light it on fire and try to get some enjoyment out of it? I prefer dealing out torture such as Death of a Thousand Cuts. Towkarn was kind enough to tell me of it, and it appears to have appealed very much to me. If you want to know what it is, ask him. I just perform it, not explain it.

Speaking of Kenners, I have determined that he needs to see a psychiatrist. You see, he is actually over at least 9 years of age, and yet strangely enough claims to be 6, and acts like it. Personally I think he's about 15 in real life, and is starved for attention. He seriously needs some help - even moreso than I do.
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on January 16, 2004, 06:38:00 PM
i feel so left out no one has killed me in a cruel and unusual way.
*waits to be killed.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 16, 2004, 06:50:19 PM
~~~taken from Ninja Kl0wn when he posted in the topic about kenjutsu~~~

*cuts off half of quitewarrior's foot so he faints from bloodloss and falls face first in the puddle of blood where he drowns*

Regards to Ninja Kl0wn for coming up with that idea. It's painful, deadly AND humorous!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 16, 2004, 08:12:08 PM
Not quite, my friend tried it. But come on you never heard the rumor that dreid banana peals get you a btter high than meash?
Anyhow yeah I need lots of mental help but don't be such a fuckn' prick man, just chill out.  Why you gotta have something against those who were dropped as a child.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 16, 2004, 09:46:24 PM
I dont think being dropped on your head as a baby could explain how truly fucked up you really are.
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 17, 2004, 06:03:21 AM
hey, chill out, just kill each other in the free-for-all, you guys dont have to be assholes to each other(especialy Tsumaru),just have fun and kill ppl or just have fun dying.
*summons   :fightmonk  :fightmonk   to protect myself*
*summons more fightmonkeys :fightmonk  :fightmonk  *
ATTACK THE B4K45!SPARE NOONE!!!
*mokeys get killed by kalee's elepants*
damn,not again!
*runs away*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 17, 2004, 03:56:00 PM
Congratulations goes out to the newbie who is a complete dumbass. He deserves an award: To have his eyes burnt out with a candle.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 17, 2004, 04:00:12 PM
*Is confused why Tsumaru's so angry in such a lighthearted situation*
*Manages to lose another round of poker*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on January 17, 2004, 04:39:53 PM
Quote from: spirit
hey, chill out, just kill each other in the free-for-all, you guys dont have to be assholes to each other(especialy Tsumaru),just have fun and kill ppl or just have fun dying.
QUOTE]  *Kills everyone on the board with the exception of the 5 who want to be in my elite army*  Haha, you're right.  That was fun.  Maybe i should try it in real lyfe.  Lol.  So who wants to be in my army?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on January 17, 2004, 04:51:17 PM
Quote from: spirit
hey, chill out, just kill each other in the free-for-all, you guys dont have to be assholes to each other(especialy Tsumaru),just have fun and kill ppl or just have fun dying.
*summons :fightmonk :fightmonk to protect myself*
*summons more fightmonkeys :fightmonk :fightmonk *
ATTACK THE B4K45!SPARE NOONE!!!
*mokeys get killed by kalee's elepants*
damn,not again!
*runs away*

*Telepathically moves everyone from veritas into an underground city and locks them up there. With the exception of a few ones that i think would belong in my group* Not that im evil. I hate fighting, but hey, this is a a free for all, isnt it? Hey Spirit, you were right, that WAS fun. Lol. So, who wants to be in my elite group of warriors? Huh? We'll call our selves The Cool Ones, haha, pretty cool. I just thought that I'd join in this Free For All once again. See how its been going. So whichever 5 first PM get to be in my group first! And We will be unstopable!!!!!!! And Spirit, you know, this whole killing thing isn't half bad, and its kinda fun too. Maybe I should try it in real life...

But first things first, I need my minions-operators are standing by, just PM the toll-free screen name(Kitai Kumo).

*Patiently waits for 1 year, and still recieves no PMs about joining his elite group.*

OKAY! I AM WAITING. ITS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Title: Free For All
Post by: LadyKalee on January 18, 2004, 12:36:59 AM
Quote from: quitewarrior
i feel so left out no one has killed me in a cruel and unusual way.
*waits to be killed.*


I cannot kill a warrior!  The signature statements alone make me want you on my side heheee
 "A true warrior doesn't measure his abilities on how many lives he took,but on how many people he kept alive."
~*~As a ' Warrior of Faith' I can identify with that~*~

Gives quietwarrior a special pouch of herbs for healing.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 18, 2004, 12:40:45 AM
*brings in an army of fluffbunnies to combat the forces of tsu and his minions*
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go my bunny minions of fluffness, attack
*bunniess promptly go find tsu and start to attack him*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 18, 2004, 01:21:52 AM
"Curses! These fluffbunnies...they're so powerful!" Tsumaru grunts as he slashes the head off of another of these creatures. "We'll have to take to the air!!" His dragon beats it's wings and they rise up above the strange beasts. "Circle where I am fighting and unleash your flames upon these horrid creatures! Go now!" He thus leapt from the back of the dragon and dropped into the ranks of the fluffbunnies. "DIE!!!!" He roared, broadly swinging his powerful blade at his enemies.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 18, 2004, 11:04:02 AM
You should write a book....

*Makes a catapult that launches cows (and humans if necessary)*
*launches cows at the enormous amounts of fluffbunnys*

 :cow:
             :cow:
                         :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on January 18, 2004, 11:35:34 AM
Ok, so far my elite group is made up of uh, *Looks at Tsumaru and says "You're in, right?* *Tsumaru nods respectively*.  Ok then, an elite group of 2, anymore takers?  Only 3 more can join!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 18, 2004, 12:24:34 PM
yeah right

*Launches more cows*
 :cow:  :cow:  :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 18, 2004, 02:27:32 PM
ha, you forgot my 1337 power over cows
*summons the One Cow, the One Cow to rule them all*
*:cow: <--- the One Cow*
*uses its power to alter the direction of the falling cows*
*the cows land back on murray*


. :cow:
. :cow:
..  |
..  |
. \i/

:fightmonk <--- Murray

he he he
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 18, 2004, 05:46:21 PM
Murray - I intend to.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Stands around as the cows are launched into the air and then fall down all around him* You know Kitai, I've been thinking, we probably need to name our group. You know, something cool! What do you think? *Kitai gets crushed by a cow* Uhh...Kitai. Are you alright? So anyway, about our group...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 19, 2004, 08:06:23 AM
*Dodges cows using 1337 lentation dodgingskillz*
As I said I might use humans "if necessary"²
*Puts Smiffy in catapult*
*shoots him at The One Cow*

²You know, like in "we'll bomb Afghanistan IF IT IS NECESSARY" or "we have to invade Iraq, because it IS NECESSARY", or "we have to give all our freakin money to the military because it's NECESSARY".
Damn, I'm glad I live in Norway...
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 19, 2004, 12:45:29 PM
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summens a great army of fluf bunnies after i bring myself back to life and i hop right behind them as there general forword march atack murray!!!! for hurting smiffy and when kaylee walks up run like theres no tommarow because there is non if she finds you.... atack!!!!!! dog bites murry in the groin  :doggie:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 19, 2004, 03:30:02 PM
Quote from: Murray
As I said I might use humans "if necessary"²
*Puts Smiffy in catapult*

ahh, but i am a sofa, so therefore i couldn't be fired from that catapult
*gives murray a bomb*
*runs away*
*detonates bomb*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 19, 2004, 04:03:46 PM
*realizes everyone has forgotten about her*
*decides that her inability to remember to log on (^_^;;) will prevent her from fighting in an adequate fashion*
*decides to hang out being dead with some astral popcorn and watch the show*
*and distracting people by conjuring various astral apparitions*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 19, 2004, 06:17:24 PM
*wishes he would be able to return from the dead*
*realizes there is a door leading away from his game of cards with Satan
*takes the door, emerging into the middle of the war zone again*
*finds his mud crusted spatula beneath heaps of fluff bunny corpses and wields it yet again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 19, 2004, 06:18:04 PM
Wow guys we lost all touch with reality......I LOVE IT. Calls forth a giant artificial fruit smothie to raise and army of dairy queen hamburgers that raise everyone cholesteral.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 19, 2004, 08:18:02 PM
*punches Kenners in the face*

Stupid freak...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 20, 2004, 07:31:58 AM
*angrily waves his Golden spatula at Smiffy*
Now you die, scum.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 20, 2004, 08:03:41 AM
*puts a large herd of cows in the way to block him*
*:cow:cow:cow:cow: <--- small part of the large herd*
*hides behind Kalee to escape the wrath of the Golden Spatula*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on January 20, 2004, 10:34:28 AM
Tsumaru, our group will be called-The Elites.  Good name, eh?  O well, thats it for now until other people come into our group.  We NEED more people.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 20, 2004, 10:49:16 AM
Yeah, well, too bad suckaz!
*makes sure he is the first one the group will kill*
In front of my groin, the bomb smiffy threw was, so what really happened is that the dog ate the bomb, returned to Smiffy, barfed it up in his face, ran away, and then Smiffy and the giant cow and fluff bunny army all exploded!
*looks at tiny tiny bits of hamburger falling down from the sky*
*Throws his Katana in Fibonacci's heart*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 20, 2004, 02:47:55 PM
*Fibonacci drops his golden spatula*
*panabelle conjures up ten billion astral imitation insubstantial golden spatulas all around it so that he will have to pick up all of them to find his*
Mwahahaha.

*drinks some of the giant fruit smoothie*
Mmmm. Thankee kindly, Kenners.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 20, 2004, 03:20:51 PM
Now, I shall commit mutiny!! *takes over The Elites so he is the commander* BWHAAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! *kills everyone* Neehhhehehahahehahehehaehalllllllllllooooooooooooehheheheeheeeee
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kitai Kumo on January 20, 2004, 03:35:12 PM
Thats Not Fair Tsumaru!  I'm The Group Leader! Cmon!.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 21, 2004, 05:04:39 AM
*Red juices dribbling down the carefully crafted Katana, Fibonacci spends his last energies writing a pseudo well-written post and uselessly scrambling through a few spatulas before blacking out*
*Is once again in Hell, Satan kicking the crap out of him in poker as he looks through a random window to the material world where there lie his spatulas.*
*Notes that this sucks*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 21, 2004, 08:50:42 AM
*Realises that he is dead*
*returns as a ghost and goes to haunt murray's house*
(http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/edoom/Gost.gif)Boo!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 21, 2004, 10:56:01 AM
*Wonders why he didn't think of returning as a ghost*
*Also wonders how to get the ghost icon*
*Gives up and poster of Fibonacci's character kicks his computer*
*Fibonacci folds his 27th hand in poker*
*Satan does a poker victory dance*
*Jesus gets annoyed and tells Satan to stop*
*Satan stops*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 21, 2004, 12:26:54 PM
Eeeek, a ghost! Hmmm, all ghosts need to do one last thing before they can rest in peace... (like in the sixth sense)
*Shows Smiffy the bathroom*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 21, 2004, 02:24:17 PM
Quote from: Murray
Eeeek, a ghost! Hmmm, all ghosts need to do one last thing before they can rest in peace... (like in the sixth sense)
*Shows Smiffy the bathroom*

*takes a leak*
ahh, much better
*goes to murray's kitchen and start cooking dinner*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 21, 2004, 03:48:00 PM
*pokes everyone* BWAHAHHAHAAA!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 21, 2004, 04:12:59 PM
*Returns from the dead for about the fifth time*
*Catches Smiffy off guard, and uses his newfound metal detector to determine which among the fake Golden Spatulas is in fact the original.*
*Wields the original again and shakes it triumphantly in Smiffy's direction*
*Awaits the doom that would assuredly pour from the end of the Spatula*
*Falls backward with the overwhelming force of an explosion of undead fluffbunnies, their bloodied skins raining, pelting down upon Smiffy*
*Realizes this does very little other than disgust Smiffy*
*Hopes Smiffy is disgusted*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 21, 2004, 05:31:31 PM
*wonders what smiffy is making*
"hey, smiffy, i want eggs".
*waits at table for eggs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 21, 2004, 06:29:20 PM
*eggs spirit* There ya go. Fool.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 22, 2004, 07:12:06 AM
*steals the golden spatula*
*uses it to cook the eggs*
*hands eggs to spirit and everyone else*
*goes to haunt murray's fridge*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 22, 2004, 04:09:35 PM
thanks smiffy, now i think ill get some acid to dump on tsumaru.... :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 22, 2004, 06:47:23 PM
*gouges spirits eyes out with a letter opener* Good luck finding some now!
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 22, 2004, 06:55:58 PM
*uses mental seeing*
*finds tsumaru*
i see u
*throughs acid on him does victory dance*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 22, 2004, 09:02:08 PM
*quickly puts on goggles to protect his eyes from the acid*
*in german-type accent*
AAAAH! MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
*his clothes burn away*
*runs away to find a cool Ninja outfit*
*comes back*
*runs his katana through spirits solax plexus*
BIATCH!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 23, 2004, 04:05:23 AM
*is still haunting murray's fridge*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fabian on January 23, 2004, 12:37:11 PM
*opens fridge*
-Fabian
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 23, 2004, 01:21:21 PM
*hungry*
*opens fridge to find food*
*finds a cut-off head*
*closes fridge*
*goes to burger king*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 23, 2004, 01:57:51 PM
*sucks fabian into the fridge and eats his soul*
*Throws the meaty bits into the freezer for bbq use later*
*summons army of frozen chickes to defend the fridge*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 23, 2004, 03:14:20 PM
*Find Spatula after much seeking*
*Has a conversation with his Spatula*
*Notes that conversations with inanimate objects isn't normal*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on January 23, 2004, 05:05:45 PM
*sees frozen chicken*
"hey, i like chicken"
*gets a fire started*
*eats chicken then steals smiffy's bbq*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 24, 2004, 11:27:44 AM
Smiffy, you already did that. Get it?
*sits at Burger King*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 24, 2004, 04:10:38 PM
*is very confused*
*is so confused he somehow comes back to life with an army of sofas and cows*
attack my troops, slay tsu for being the first person to come to my mind as i am saying this
*his troops go off to attack tsu*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Shinobi on January 24, 2004, 05:25:09 PM
parachutes into battle as shinobi (yes from the game)
slices people with soul devouring sword
kills hotdog vendor
begins selling hotdogs
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 24, 2004, 07:09:08 PM
NOOOOOO!!! *unsheathes his katana* DIIIIEEE!!! *sprints into battle, swinging his blade at the sofas and cows, causing blood and guts and fluff and material to go flying everywhere*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 25, 2004, 06:03:45 AM
*Draws his Katana too*
*Sprints towards the battlefield, does an enourmous leap, lands in the heart of battle*
*starts swinging his blade around, cut-off limbs flying everywhere*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 25, 2004, 10:23:54 AM
*goes off to play sould calibur 2*
*beats the game*
*keeps the soul calibur*
*runs back into the battle*
Ha, ph34r mine 1337 sword which makes me invincible
*stabs tsu and steals his soul*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 25, 2004, 05:28:26 PM
*becomes a soulless zombie which eats Smiffy and his sword so he gets his soul back inside of him, then becomes revivedededededed*

Take that!

*uses the magical powerseseseseses of the sword that is now inside of him to make himself immortal and then tries to shit the sword out*

Ouch...this is painful...AAAAAAHH!! I THINK I CUT MY ANUS!!!!




...Yep, it's official, I'm disgusting...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 26, 2004, 06:28:17 AM
*is inside tsu's stomache*
*pulls out a knife and some bbq sauce*
*purs bbq sauce*
*begins to eat his way out of tsu*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 26, 2004, 06:30:35 AM
Jackass, you are beaten!

*cuts the sword in half with Katana*
*Throws each of the pieces to different corners of the world*



Yeah, and while I'm at it....
*Cuts Smiffy in half*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 26, 2004, 12:17:36 PM
Farts, your all dead. :-)  8 year old humor is cool!  ha!
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 26, 2004, 02:06:18 PM
meows
*gets out barbaqu sauce and smothers it on Murray and eats him *ohh humans do taste like chicken just like that artical on canibols sead they would
that was finger liken good hmm need more barbaqu sauce *goues to grocery store gets barbaque sauce and goes to check out but theres no one there*dang well i dont think thell miss just one*starts to walk twards door then a alarm goes off and i get taken out in a bloody shoot out*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 26, 2004, 03:43:13 PM
*invites beehe to join her dead club*
Haha, we'll float around together and laugh at all the fools. Although I do wish I could taste BBQ chicken one last time... *sob*
*drifts over to Smiffy and stares at him mournfully as he eats Tsumaru with BBQ sauce* Mmmmmm...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 27, 2004, 12:11:59 AM
*has been cut in half*
*gets some sticky tape*
*tapes himself back together*
*throws a cow at murray*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fibonacci on January 27, 2004, 07:29:01 AM
*has been a while since his last post*
*notices the violence has subdued*
*lays several hundred mines all over the field*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on January 27, 2004, 07:46:20 AM
Evil Tim eats the mines and has horrible gas all over the armies of my enemies thus reducing them into pitiful balls of mexican slime. :fightmonk
oohahaha the beans are strong with this one!

run ya bastards run! :doggie:
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 27, 2004, 01:26:00 PM
*is embarrassed by her failure to notice the "cuts Smiffy in half" part of the other post*
Aww...being dead is no fun. :mad:
*takes control of one half of Smiffy's body*
*rips it away, breaking the weak bonds of sticky tape*
*hops away to go annoy someone deadly (well it ain't MY body that'll get torn to shreds if I poke Tsumaru enough times...teehee  :cool: )*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 27, 2004, 01:40:53 PM
*Unleashes the immense power of stupidity*
*Gaint rift in the space-time continuim opens*
*G.W Bush, human stupidity personified, comes out of the rift*
Bush lookout, pan is hiding oil reserves and supposedly has nuclear weapons, which will provide you the chance to attcak her to steal the oil
*Bush attacks pan with the might of america*
*Turns into a sofa*
*goes into a furniture store so he can camoflage with all the other sofas*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 27, 2004, 01:58:23 PM
*snicker* Smiffy destroyed his own body! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*takes over Fibonacci's spatula* Hahaha, might of America THIS!
*Begins madly flinging boiling hot greasy bacon strips at all the sofas, causing stains everywhere*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Shinobi on January 27, 2004, 04:39:52 PM
who wants a hotdog?
raises bruce lee from the dead
bruce attacks tsu
rips off his foot and beats him senselessly with it.
all while yelling wah-tah
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on January 27, 2004, 05:01:03 PM
MMMWahahah! evil tim will now say things that will annoy you to no end!

I once met a man from peru who had fun while eating his shoe!
*beans and salsa rain from the sky along with a golden pretzel of chocking*
*bush eats pretzel*
*bush chokes to death*
*Evil tim (while still ranting) slaps bruce lee upside the head and says in a black womans voice...  "Damn boy aint you got no manners?!"*
* Bruce lee crumples in utter shame!*

*70 million light years away a molecule bonds with another molecule and ice cream is born*
 :elephant:
WHO'S INSANE NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 28, 2004, 06:23:33 AM
*starts playing "Rage against the machine - Killing in the name of" to the american troops*
*watches the rebellion*
*throws Bush's dead body down from Empire State Building*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on January 28, 2004, 07:29:01 AM
*Turns into a giant toilet.  He pushes th earth out of the way and everyone falls into his bowl.  He flushes them all down and turns back into himself.  The fight continues in Flojo's stomach.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 28, 2004, 09:56:39 AM
*gets out special acme sketchpad*
*begins making plans for an ultimate weapon of mass distraction(yup distraction, not destruction)*
*finishes plans*
*build the weapon and hides it behind a curtain*
*pulls curtain thingy*
*curtainl opens*
*everyone sees a giant cow-hamster hybrid smiting people with a large slice of pizza made from the fabled trees of tru'ahhhhhhhhggggi*
*everyone looks puzzled*
*runs up behind them and strats to steal their wallets while they are distraced by the cow-hamster hybrid*
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on January 28, 2004, 03:56:45 PM
*feels ignored* :(
Title: Free For All
Post by: Shinobi on January 28, 2004, 05:11:13 PM
summons demons of vayring sizes shapes and sexual orientations
demons rape everyone who isn't wearing a flowing red scarf
dogs run in fear :doggie:  :doggie:  
and gay elephants dance in joy :elephant:  :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 29, 2004, 01:12:43 AM
*puts on a flowing red scarf to aviod the demons*
*pulls out watergun with holy water in it*
*spray holy water on the demons*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 29, 2004, 06:09:39 AM
*strangles Smiffy with his own scarf*
*puts on red scarf*
*ignores Pannabelle*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 29, 2004, 06:13:00 AM
*was strangled*
*Cow of Wisdom Appears*
*:cow:*
*Cow of Wisdom revies smiffy*
*is revived*
*Cow of Wisdom goes back to sig for safety*
*pulls out rocket launcher and shoots at murray*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on January 29, 2004, 11:03:55 AM
*suddenly appears*
*summons George W. Bush*
*George W. Bush declares war on everyone because he suspects they have weapons of mass destruction*
*quickly flees to taco bell*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 29, 2004, 02:23:20 PM
*Nukes taco bell*
*Hires an Assasin Cow to kill bush*
*Assasin Cow goes off to hide to sniper bush*
*:cow: <--- hidden Assasin Cow awaiting chance to assasinate bush*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on January 30, 2004, 07:51:05 AM
*Walks in with black cloak and seven-foot katana.  Everyone sees him and screams.  Smiffy wakes up two hours later in a burnt down veritas academy with all of the other free-for-all contestants dead and sliced to pieces around him.*

 
     I spared Smiffy 'cuz' I hate GWB and Smiffy's cow's gonna kill him.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 30, 2004, 08:05:40 AM
*was hiding in the ceiling*
*jumps down, steals the Katana, and slices flojo in two pieces*
*Gets rocket in the face*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 30, 2004, 11:05:46 AM
*Assasin Cow silently attacks GWB*
:cow: vs :fightmonk
:cow: uses sniper rifle
:fightmonk dies from One Hit KO
Assasin Cow is the winner
*sends assasin cow after murray*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 30, 2004, 06:04:12 PM
Tsumaru silently swifts up a tree and peers through the foliage, watching the battle from his hidden position. The ninja performed 'koikuchi wo kiru' ((is that the correct term?)) to push his blade slightly out of the sheath, ready to be drawn quickly. Noticing George W Bush suddenly drop to the ground from a bullet, Tsumaru decides to finish him off. He couldnt restrain his need to murder the President of USA. He lunged out of the tree, drawing his katana. The blade glimmered in the sunlight, but was soon dirtied with blood as he drove it through the solar plexus of the old man. Wiping the blade clean with a rag he carried with him, he resheathed it and then ran away into the distance. He then stopped, turned around and returned towards the battlefield. He dropped to the ground and crawled across the grass until he was in long grass with a bunch of large bushes, where he remained hidden.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 30, 2004, 09:42:02 PM
Lol you killed the president. :-) You should feel special, you know how many assination attempts on presidents fail every term? Now where was the secret service on this one?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 31, 2004, 12:53:22 AM
Quote from: Kenners
Lol you killed the president. :-) You should feel special, you know how many assination attempts on presidents fail every term? Now where was the secret service on this one?

busy buying donuts.
*meanwhile, the Assain Cow was silently heading after murray*
*:cow:*
*smiffy was busy hiding in his sig*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on January 31, 2004, 06:52:31 AM
*Watches TV*
*Thinks he heard some noise*
*Looks out of the window, gets a smal glimpse of the stealthy assasin cow  :cow:
*Nervous*
*Goes to the bathroom, shouting "I THINK I HAVE TO USE THE TOILET! I'M NOT GOING THERE BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO RUN AWAY!"
* :cow: <----- stupid assasin cow*
*get's out of a window*
*Gets spotted by assasin cow*
*Runs for his life*
*get's to his psychiatrist* WHO'S CRAZY NOW!?!??!?
Assasin cow stampedes psychiatrist to death as he tries to stop it*
*Hides in the upper floor*
Assasin cow sneaks around, trying to find Murray :(
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 31, 2004, 05:21:47 PM
*stalks the assassin cow and then leaps in front of it and runs his katana through it's mouth and down it's throat* Die, stupid cow!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 31, 2004, 07:03:18 PM
Wow I could totally use a rootbeer right now........
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on January 31, 2004, 07:05:11 PM
And why the hell can't anyone on this site ever pull a damn gun it's so annoying I mean if you want to shot someone here do you have to use kyudo?
(Whips out a glock and and systimaticly shots every member of the audiance watching this crazyness)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on January 31, 2004, 07:14:30 PM
Because I'm wearing bullet proof clothes so your glock would be useless against me. Also, assassins are meant to be silent. A quick blade cut takes them down nice, quick and silent. A bullet shot gets a shitload of attention.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 01, 2004, 04:27:38 AM
*comes up form behind and stabs Tsumaru with a pair of knives forged from Dragon's fangs in the back of the neck and in the middle of the back*
   
   Sorta like that?
 
  *watches Tsumaru fall to the ground dead or atleast paralized*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Spectre on February 01, 2004, 04:50:15 AM
*cautiously watches everyone kill each other and sneaks off to protect the big pile of gold no one has noticed*

*silently lays trip wires*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 01, 2004, 07:03:42 AM
*trains a clan of Ninja Cows*
*sends 2 Ninja Cows to go attack Tsu*
*:cow::cow:*
*the Ninja Cows quietly stalk and kill tsu before tsu even knows what happens*
*meanwhile smiffy was walking along and tripped a tripwire*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on February 01, 2004, 07:04:07 AM
*mails everyone to abu dhabi*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 01, 2004, 07:06:03 AM
*mails himself back to the free for all*
*gets out knife and stabs silver archer in the balls*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Kenners on February 01, 2004, 12:00:28 PM
Lures spectre out with lucky charms and kills the little leprachaugn.  Then steals the gold and this times used a rocket launcher making sure no one is left alive to notice. (Im sneaky now!  No one noticed they were all dead before they could)
Runs away with his gold to go live on a secret colony of suerintelligent moon people.
Title: Free For All
Post by: tysonblake on February 01, 2004, 01:16:04 PM
*Teleports out of nowhere and starts flipping out on the wall*

(http://www.rgob.com/members/MasterG/awesome.gif)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 01, 2004, 01:51:21 PM
*is safely hidden on the other side of the wall*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tysonblake on February 01, 2004, 01:59:13 PM
*exits physical body*
*posesses smiffy's body*
*throws smiffy's body off a cliff*
*returns to own body*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Spectre on February 01, 2004, 07:20:31 PM
*excited that he now has lucky charms gets some milk and has breakfast*
*while eating his cereal decides that he must have his gold back, but first decides to go on a killing spree*
*straps a bomb to himself and injures everyone around him*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 01, 2004, 09:11:08 PM
oooooOOOoooo a strap-on ;)
 
 *runs away :doggie:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 01, 2004, 09:14:15 PM
*was hiding in the shadows as the Tsumaru-Clones were slaughtered, he then quickly disposes of the two Ninja Clowns and the one Fireborn Wolf who attempted to attack him before fleeing to a hiding place again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 01, 2004, 09:57:19 PM
*eats himself to death*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 01, 2004, 10:26:34 PM
o.o

o.O

O.o

o.o

O.O

*watches Fireborn Wolf munch on his arm*

Hehehehe.

*giggles*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 01, 2004, 11:02:55 PM
*poops himself out (remains twitching and slithering- then all is still)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 02, 2004, 12:16:27 AM
*fetches poop scoop*
*Cleans up fireborn wolf and sells him as fertaliser*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Spectre on February 02, 2004, 02:17:19 AM
*comes back to life*
like my namesake i'm a ghost and therfore cannot die....mwaahahaha
*grabs a scythe and heads into the darkness to draw more energy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 02, 2004, 03:58:15 AM
*makes some corn grow- posesses said corn* Muahahahaha! I am the Evil Corn Man! I cannot Be digested! Muahahaha muahahahaha muahahah hahaha
 *summons all the corn of the world to attack mercilessly and make people eat it so that tier poop is not really poop but undigested corn which inturn becomes living and makes people eat it so that people are eating pre-eaten undigestable corn and then die*
 
 yeah, I really need some sleep.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 02, 2004, 06:40:23 AM
*puts corn in cans*
*sells it as special low fat corn*
*makes a fortune*
*goes off to live in the countryside*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on February 02, 2004, 08:28:13 AM
*burps*
*burps again*
Moo
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 02, 2004, 09:00:43 AM
*returns from the dead*
*builds deathstar in around 2 minutes*
*boards deathstar*
*prepares to fire deathstars giant laser*
*begins countdown*
*5...4...3...2...1...FIRE!!*
*deathstar blows up due to falty electrical system*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 02, 2004, 02:37:45 PM
*Bites silver archer's leg*
*gives him rabbies*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 02, 2004, 05:52:25 PM
*comes back from the dead*
"back again"
*steps on land mine*
"Oh crap!!"
*dies in giant explosion*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on February 03, 2004, 02:22:47 AM
relisis army of  :fightmonk
 
:fightmonk      :fightmonk      :fightmonk    

then they sit down and drink tee (thats what you get whith bying british)
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on February 03, 2004, 02:27:52 AM
relisis army of  :fightmonk
 
:fightmonk      :fightmonk      :fightmonk    

then they sit down and drink tee (thats what you get whith bying british)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 03, 2004, 08:33:54 AM
*puts tiny and his monkeys into a blender*
*Turns them inot a smoothie*
*gives smoothie to tsu*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 03, 2004, 08:59:59 AM
*is reincarnated as Horny (the horned reaper from Dungeon Keeper, for those who dont know) and wreak havok smacking people with my sythe n'stuff* FEAR ME FOR I AM DEATH!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 03, 2004, 09:20:49 AM
*runs in ph34r of wolf*
*trips and falls into a rabbit hole*
*tumbles down and appears in wonderland*
*eats bigness mushroom*
*gets huge*
*smashes way out of hole and steps on wolf*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 03, 2004, 09:28:33 AM
That wasn't very nice!
 *pulls out an air pump and blows myself back into a normal form instead of pancake form*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 03, 2004, 10:57:12 AM
*comes back to life*
*builds tractor beam*
*uses tractor beam on the moon*
*causes the moon to crash on Smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 03, 2004, 01:16:57 PM
*is crushed by the moon*
**ges up again*
*stabs self in eye with cheesegrater*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 03, 2004, 02:25:03 PM
*summons army of giant bugs*
*has giant bugs trample every one*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Shinobi on February 03, 2004, 03:12:08 PM
rips mountian dew can in half
slashes smiffy's throat
watches as his blood slicks the floor
takes shoelaces
strangles  :cow: into three month coma
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 03, 2004, 03:22:47 PM
*uses broadsword to decapitate shinobi*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Spectre on February 03, 2004, 05:40:02 PM
*wakes up from the coma induced sugarbuzz brought on by a big o' bowl of lucky charms*
*walks around im a daze randomly smacking peopole in the face*
*is still hungaryand sees giant bugs and eats them*
*realizes what he just did and passes out
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 03, 2004, 05:57:16 PM
*summons pack of sabertooth tigers*
*gives orders to pack of sabertooth tigers*
*sabertooth tigers quickly attack and devour spectre*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 04, 2004, 07:14:12 AM
*gets carried away to hospital to be healed*
*gets healed*
*returns*
*Blows up shinobi*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 04, 2004, 07:16:03 AM
*has formatted his computer in just 12 FUCKING HOURS!!! WEEKEND MY ASS!!!!*
anyway...
*Summons elephant*
*Rides on elephant, trampling people and cutting other people's heads off with Katana*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 04, 2004, 07:44:07 AM
*sends arm of cows after the elephant*
*:cow::cow::cow::cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fabian on February 04, 2004, 12:36:37 PM
*takes control of cows and turns them on Smiffy.
-Fabian
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 04, 2004, 01:56:19 PM
*Still in creepy bad-ass black cloak, floats up through the ground with a HUGE ten-foot broadsword.*

Says to Murray:"You killed me.  I don't like that."
 
     *Starts leaping through the air and killing people.  Everyone tries to fight him off, but he kills them all with really cool-looking, gravity-defying moves.  Blasts off into the sky like Neo at the end of The Matrix.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 04, 2004, 10:30:49 PM
*rips off the_flojo's coat off his shoulders and wrapos it around his neck like a nuse* Muahahahaha Muahahahahaha hahaha I AM CRAZY CORN MAN! EAT ME AND I WILL BRING YOU EVERLASTING LOVING! or death... MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Spectre on February 04, 2004, 11:37:53 PM
*is still alive and punches his way out of the sabertooth tiger*
*skins tiger and makes a loin cloth*
*grabs a club and makes wild hooting sounds*
*chases down Shadowspawn and beats his head in and then makes a nifty little bowl out of it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 05, 2004, 06:52:37 AM
*Kicks Fireborn Wolf in the face, then attacks with a barrage of punches and kicks.*
 
     Can we please cut down on the super-powerful one-hit-kills-everyone attacks?  They're making this boring.  Fight like men, fo crying out loud!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 05, 2004, 08:30:20 AM
*fights like a man*
*Gets kicked in the balls*
*Falls down clutching private parts in pain*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JectWallace on February 05, 2004, 09:05:07 AM
As always, *Jectwallace's(Viiewmaker's) sidekick jumps out and calles himself Rolapert and says "Does any one know where the nerest Asda is?"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 05, 2004, 09:27:57 AM
*directs him to nearest asda once pain stops*
*plants mine field in front of asda*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 05, 2004, 01:03:49 PM
Haha, Flojo! U missed me!
*was hiding under elephant belly*
*get's up on elephant with fancy Legolasmove*
*Jumps off elephant in supah slow motion, swinging his sword at Flojo in the air*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 05, 2004, 01:32:20 PM
*Dodges the sword slashes.  The last one slices off a few strands of hair.*

     To Murray:  "You're good.  But not good enough."
 
     *Jumps thirty feet into the air and raises his sword above his head.  He falls straight down, and does and unbelievable powerful blow that causes a huge explosion.  The smoke clears...*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 05, 2004, 03:40:24 PM
*smoke clears with smiffy being seen trying to steal murray's wallet*
*runs away and hides behind potplant*
*summons Bodygaurd Cow to protect him*
*:cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 05, 2004, 05:00:59 PM
*comes back to life as an evil bee*
*stings Smiffy's left hand*
*Smiffy's left hand becomes evil*
*Smiffy is attacked by his evil left hand*
*flys away*
*turns into a mole*
*digs a deep hole in the ground and falls asleep*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 05, 2004, 06:05:02 PM
*Evil Tim has an evil barbecue with evil barbecue sauce with the cow*
*Evil cow it's whats fer dinner*
*Tim prances like a school girl and many hamsters rain from the sky and explode on smiffy*
*sqeak! boom! squak!*
*no that's not a parrot...*
*mooooooofasa :cow: the arch cow eats smiffy's cushion launcher (tm) on a lice of abraham lincoln*
now whos the insane one!



mmmm... Lincoln....
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 06, 2004, 07:01:47 AM
*Grabs Evil Tim by the forearm and throws him into the air.  Flojo jumps into the air over Evil Tim and slams him in the head with his foot, causing Evil Tim to fall back to the ground.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 06, 2004, 07:30:26 AM
*hires exorcist to un-evil-ify hand*
*hand is back to normal*
*digs a pit where tim will land*
*fills pit with spikes and some man-eating sofas*
*waits for tim to fall into pit*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 06, 2004, 07:37:22 AM
*Pushes Smiffy down the pit, and grabs his wallet*
*Throws a stick of dynamite down a certain Molehole*
*Starts swinging his Chinese broadsword at Flojo*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 06, 2004, 07:50:30 AM
*dies from falling into the pit*
*goes to heaven yet again*
*orders pizza to be delivered to the pearly gates*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on February 06, 2004, 08:10:26 AM
*delivers a pizza to Smiffy at the purley gates*
*falls off the cloud*
*screams wild flailing profanities whilst falling*
*looks down to see a pit of very rare, wild, man-eating sofas beneath*
*screams profanities louder*
*gets eaten by very rare, wild, man-eating sofas which were beneath*
*joins Smiffy at the purley gates*
*orders more pizza*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on February 06, 2004, 01:22:54 PM
*takes a nap in the middle of the arena*
*cant get to sleep so i take some sleep pills*
*drops into a deep sleep instantly*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Void on February 06, 2004, 05:22:43 PM
*void wanders in and is startled*

BEARS!!!!!!!

(http://www.presslake.on.ca/images/album/black-bear-closeup.jpg)
Title: Free For All
Post by: panabelle on February 06, 2004, 05:52:51 PM
ARG!
*gives up since the last time she checked this thread was when it was 33 pages long :(*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 07, 2004, 08:17:20 AM
*Jumps back five feet from Murray's Chinese Broadsword*

     *Flojo looks at the sword he is carrying.*
 
     "Screw this!"
 
     *Throws away broadsword, moves into San Ti Shi posture*
 
     "It's time for some good old-fashioned Kung Fu!"
 
     *Attacks Murray with Pi Quan (splitting fist) attacks*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 07, 2004, 10:12:41 AM
*Does "esciba natural"*
*does "meoloa de fres", "armada", and a "compasso"*


Oh, and that's Capoeira, not Con-Fu-Sion...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 09, 2004, 08:08:07 AM
*wanders about aimlessly*
 *realizes that people are looking at him and makes a huge fireball and throws it straight into the air- watches it fall and thinks, "I should move..."*
 *doesn't move, and gets flattened and burned by the huge fireball*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 10, 2004, 08:10:20 AM
*teleports away into the air, falls from 40 feet toward Murray with a big drop kick.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on February 10, 2004, 09:48:09 AM
*gets pissed at the pizza service and launches multiple nuke salvos at Earth from the purley gates*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 10, 2004, 01:13:35 PM
*Watches as the nuke salvors from the pearly gates hits Flojo*

How rare!
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 11, 2004, 08:05:54 AM
*Quickly jumps behind Murray, grabs him by the wrist, and throws him in the path of the nukes.  Flies up to Pearly Gates with 100 boxes of pizza and 50 cases of blear.  Has pizza party with Smiffy and Talyn.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 12, 2004, 11:54:06 AM
*Grabs Flojo as he flies up*
*joins the party*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 12, 2004, 05:25:00 PM
*eats everyone here and poops them out and makes them into furtilizer and uses it to grow corn*
 RISE MY CORNY MINIONS!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on February 13, 2004, 01:27:34 AM
Cheesy Comedian Voice: Well, I was in a bar last night, and I said to bartender: Why the Long Face? AHahaha!
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 13, 2004, 09:29:14 PM
*Is sick of pizza party.  Flies back down to Earth to a bar for some blear and the possibility of a good bar fight.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 14, 2004, 02:30:00 AM
*eats corny minions*
ooh, even better than cornflakes!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 14, 2004, 03:32:22 AM
*pokes everyone* Hehehehe. Poke.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 14, 2004, 07:49:55 AM
ARGH THE POKE!
*dies*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Shinobi on February 14, 2004, 08:08:32 AM
severed head and pieces of flesh turn into silvery goo thar collects and
forms into my usual body
rams fingers into shadowspawn's chest and rips him in half
puts him in a magical coffin that will keep him from posting for 5 posts
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 14, 2004, 03:16:54 PM
*pokes self in the eye*
AAAAAHHH!! I'M BLIND!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on February 14, 2004, 03:44:53 PM
*gets bored and drinks acid*
IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!
*drinks three gallons of larger*
IT- IT- IT LOOSHESH MY- M- MY BALANSH
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 14, 2004, 10:56:53 PM
*Walks up to Shinobi.*
     
     Flojo:"Hey man, want a blear?"
 
     Shinobi:"Sure."
 
     *Flojo pulls blear can out of nowhere.  He shakes it and opens it in Shinobi's direction.  Shinobi gets a ton of blear into his eyes.  He screams as his eyes burn.*
 
     Posts left until Super L33t Attack of Doom:  3
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 15, 2004, 02:06:56 AM
omg, the super 1337 doom attack!
*kicks flojo in the groins*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 16, 2004, 06:15:48 PM
*Bends over in pain.  Grabs Murray's leg and throws him into the wall.*
 
     Posts left until Super L33t Attack of Doom: 2
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 17, 2004, 06:36:27 AM
omg, that means if someone posts now, and you post after that, you would be able to use that post for the 1337 doom attack! I sure hope no one posts!

-hides in a hole-
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 17, 2004, 07:49:49 AM
*Walks over to the hole in which Murray is hiding.  Looks down into hole and sees Murray huddled up.  Makes an evil grin, as everything turns dark and Murray can't see anything.  Murray wakes up two hours later in a dumpster filled with his own urine.*
 
     By the way, only my posts count on my Super L33t Attack of Doom Counter.
 
     Posts left until Super L33t Attack of Doom: 1
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_russell on February 17, 2004, 08:07:12 AM
*the_russell grabs the Masamune Blade and runs and flips over the_flojo, and chops off his leg.*
 
Hits needed for Limit Break:  2
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 17, 2004, 08:44:20 AM
*Rises from ground.*

     To the_russell:"You copied my Super L33t Attack of Doom Counter.  I don't like that kind of thing."

     *Kicks the_russell in the genitals so hard that he flies into the air.  Grabs the Masamune Blade walks away, as the_russell falls to the groud behind him and is knocked out.*

     Posts left until Super L33t Attack of Doom: 1

     It is coming soon...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 18, 2004, 07:36:46 AM
*Summons giant castle*
*hides inside giant castle*
*lays minefield around giant castle*
*has lots of grenades ready*
*summons army of cows to defend castle*

BRING IT ON!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 18, 2004, 08:12:37 AM
SUPER L33T ATTACK OF DOOM!!!
   
 *Raises hand into air and summons billions of meteors.  They crash down to the planet, killing every person, one by one.  They crush Murray's cow army, castle, and land mines.  Every person on the planet, with the exception of the_flojo, is killed in fiery explosive deaths.  the_flojo floats calmly over the ground with arms folded and eyes closed as meteors slam into the Earth all around him, sending fiery columns into the air.  When the meteors are done, all that is left of the planet is a smashed up, burnt, barren, jagged rock floating in space, now orbiting the moon, due to its lack of size.  Bodies, houses, trees, cars, etc., float off into space.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 18, 2004, 03:41:34 PM
Tim eats a meteor on some spaghetti and tells flojo to summon his (what was it?) Lame skills? so he can finish his meal...

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Orchild on February 19, 2004, 03:48:56 AM
Indeed some lameness going on, looks like the fluffy DBZ followers shit
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 19, 2004, 06:55:11 AM
It's better than most of the crappy unrealistic attacks going on here.  I usually use less of that than anyone else.  Anyway, lighten up.  It's just a game.

     *punches Tim in the face, knocking him back.  The_flojo grabs Tims arm and throws him into Orchild.  Draws katana*

     "What lame skills?"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Orchild on February 19, 2004, 09:25:50 AM
Something that doesn't exists as a whole being cannot be grabbed, this is to fluffy for me, if anyone wants to prove himself, find out how you dream if you stay in the void a whole night
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 19, 2004, 04:11:49 PM
*was hiding in supersafe safe under the ground*
*safe flies into space from explosions*
HAHA, cant kill me!
*had his grenades in the safe*
*heat from explosions make everything superhot inside the safe*
*looks at grenades, wich starts to shake and make scary sound*
.......
uh-oh
.......

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 19, 2004, 06:03:32 PM
Tim jumps in the air, has a tea party, lands, takes flojo's sword, transforms into his mom, and spanks him with it amidst must screaming of "Mommy NO! I wont do it again!"

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 20, 2004, 07:08:50 AM
*Punches orchild in the face and kicks him/her (not sure which) in the gut.  Grabs evil Tim/Mom thing by the neck and throws it away while taking the sword and then goes to resurrect Murray.*

     Orchild:  Chill, man, it's just a game.  Quit freaking out about fluff.  You're allowed to do illogical, stupid crap in the pool.  If you don't like it, quit posting here.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 20, 2004, 10:14:44 AM
wow, thanks!
*puts himself together*
*hey, momperson! Theres a sale on H&M!*
*places big badaboom bomb in H%M*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 20, 2004, 02:31:45 PM
*Kicks orchild in the face, then hits him/her (still not sure which) on the head with the flat side of the sword to K.O. orchild.*

     Hey, anyone want to go one-on-one in a seperate thread?  I need a challenge, and very few people are posting in the free-for-all anymore...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 20, 2004, 03:44:45 PM
*smashes the_flojo in the back of the head with a chair- runs off like a crazy red lobster (zoidberg)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 20, 2004, 04:18:53 PM
Tim/flojo's mom eats zoidberg, takes flojos sword again, and makes shishkibab mmmm shishkibab

oh and on another note I CHALLENGE THEE FLOJO!!!!

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 20, 2004, 04:29:11 PM
*Pulls out new sword, slices Fireborn Wolf's legs off, kicks evil Tim/mom combo in the face*

     Hey, did you mean challenge me as in the free-for-all, or in a seperate one-on-one battle?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 21, 2004, 09:59:27 AM
I CHALLENGE YOU BOTH!
*draws dual Katanas*
*swings them both in fancy combo against Underworlder, and kicks flojo in the stomach*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Orchild on February 21, 2004, 11:43:12 AM
Quote from: the_flojo
*Punches orchild in the face and kicks him/her (not sure which) in the gut.  Grabs evil Tim/Mom thing by the neck and throws it away while taking the sword and then goes to resurrect Murray.*

     Orchild:  Chill, man, it's just a game.  Quit freaking out about fluff.  You're allowed to do illogical, stupid crap in the pool.  If you don't like it, quit posting here.


Fluffy pussy, know how you talk to someone before you talk crap
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 21, 2004, 08:16:07 PM
*smashes the_flojo in the head AGAIN, only thistime with a leg*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 22, 2004, 08:50:02 AM
*Cuts off Orchilds left arm*
*Wacks Fireborn Wolf with the cut-off arm*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 22, 2004, 08:04:26 PM
For some reason, everyone in the Free-for-All is suddenly in a bar.

     *Smashes a beer bottle over Murray's head, stabs Fireborn Wolf with broken beer bottle.*

     Orchild:  Why are you mad at me?  I am not fluffy (read my non-free-for-all posts).  So what if I post illogical attacks (Super L33t Attack of Doom) in this thread?  It's just a joke, for crying out oud.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on February 23, 2004, 08:00:53 AM
*arms himself with a wet haddock*
*realises that the haddock is not dead*
*is eaten by the wet haddock*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 23, 2004, 10:26:22 AM
*dissapears (with headache) behind bar*
*comes back 10 min later*

DRHUUUNKCHEN SHTAIL BHOOXIIING!!!!

Flojo: what the hell did you drink?
Moi: EVERYTHIIIING!!!!!!

*Does the uber drunken style attack on Orchild, in other words, faints on him, and then wakes up*
*picks up Orchild as a weapon*
*starts swinging him at everyone*

COOOMMAH HERZE, FLUUUFY PUUUSHYYYH!!!!!

*Burp* :o
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 23, 2004, 04:42:00 PM
*ressurects Tim*
*Tim slaps orchild fo talkin shi on da flojo*
(I laugh at not using whole words)
*eats the flojos arm with murrays leg*  :elephant:  (Yay makes no sense!)
*starts up the barbecue*
* summons the annoying CENSORSHIP THE ALLMIGHTY!!! to rid the arena of orchild*
*has a sandwhich*
*tells flojo he challenges him to a one on one*
*then has brunch with a snuffalupagus :elephant: *

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 23, 2004, 07:21:50 PM
*puts himself back togeather and beings rampaging though the bar with a questick in one hand and a chair in the other*
 
 LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!
 
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *bashes Underworlder in the back of the head with a stool and dissapears somewhere*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 24, 2004, 02:55:31 AM
*dies*

ouch...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 24, 2004, 04:40:01 PM
*s...l...o...w...l...y eats tsumarus corpse*
*tells satan to buy himself a thong because hes tims bitch*
*eats own head*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on February 25, 2004, 06:06:32 AM
*hasnt had the internet for a while*
*desides to take advantage that nobody cares*
*drops a nuke full of nachoo cheese*
*buys nachoos*
*eats*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Orchild on February 25, 2004, 06:50:28 AM
lol flojo,  I was just fucking around with you on another way you do with teh rest ;),
you can have fun in many ways :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 25, 2004, 03:34:48 PM
*gets Underworlder into a hospital for serious help*
*gets stuck in nacho cheese*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 25, 2004, 05:27:57 PM
*bounces against padded walls*
*eats own foot*
*Tells the thong wearing satan to avenge himself*
*drowns in nacho cheese*
*dies a cheesy death*
(murmur in the audience)

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 25, 2004, 06:34:37 PM
*Jumps down from the ceiling with a pool cue, puts Bojutsu to good use by tearing up Spirit and Satan.  Since the bar is too cheesy, Flojo teleports everyone to... Darkduck's kitchen?*

     Darkduck (in the middle of making a sandwich):  What the-?

     *Smacks Darkduck in head with pool cue, jumps onto counter brandishing a mop.*

     Flojo:  Who's next?


     By the way Underworlder, since you wanted a 1-on-1, I made a seperate thread in the Arena for our battle.  Come, and let's fight!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on February 25, 2004, 08:45:22 PM
*shoots the_flojo in the back of the head with a .50 cal sniper rifle* Now, who is next?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on February 26, 2004, 10:59:45 AM
*throws himself in front of flojo in a seconds stupidity*
*has the ultimate lentation as he sees the bullet 3 centimeters in front of his eyes*
*dies in slowslowslow motion*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 26, 2004, 05:37:30 PM
*Somehow brings Murray back from the dead.  Takes Fireborn Wolf's gun away and shoves a bazooka up his @$$.*

     Flojo:  Fire in the hole!!!

     *Pulls trigger as he teleports into the livingroom.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 27, 2004, 10:46:53 AM
*is cremated*
*has ashees spread over Ted Koppel*
*rises from ted koppels fecal matter*
*expunges nacho cheese*
*eats Ted Koppel*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 27, 2004, 08:32:39 PM
*Throws an empty blear can at Underworlder.*

     I'm ready to fight!  Post in our one-on-one thread.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Alias1 on February 27, 2004, 10:18:18 PM
What's this button do?

*detonates Earth*

That's pretty c-
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 28, 2004, 04:31:06 AM
*appears out of nowhere*
*bites off Flojo's ears*
*disappears back into nothingness*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 28, 2004, 04:21:08 PM
*runs into a wall and recieves severe head injuries which lead to him falling into a coma and, well...being in a coma.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on February 29, 2004, 07:33:09 PM
*Installs new ears, goes through "New Hardware Found" thingy and installs drivers.  Disappears into nothingness and kicks Smiffy in the balls.  Reappears out of nothingness.  Impatiently waits for Underworlder.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on March 01, 2004, 06:08:14 AM
*wonders what the hell is going on*
*goes on a killing spree and dies against the first person*
*gets tired of dying*
*comes back as a fallen angel*
Prepare for death you ass mungers!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 01, 2004, 05:01:48 PM
*Beats spirit up.*

     I'm too lazy to think right now. o_0
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on March 01, 2004, 07:04:03 PM
*figure out flojo has a much more complex thinking pattern than his own*
*runs and hides in a hole*
*eats leftover pizza and nachos*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Falcon on March 02, 2004, 02:33:30 AM
*Falcon comes flying in and smacks flojos and spirts head together they get stunned for a couple of seconds*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Metaak11340 on March 02, 2004, 09:48:08 AM
*Metaak comes into the room w/ a bunch of cyber geeks and skaters all using the magic dice of AD&D* Blows up the surrounding people.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 02, 2004, 10:47:06 AM
*eats pizza*
*changes channel*
*watches teletubbies*
*dies in own vomit*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Metaak11340 on March 02, 2004, 04:17:39 PM
*Finishes the pizza*
*Changes channel to Animal Planet*
*Doesn't like whats on so blows up TV*
*Rubs Underworlder's face in own vomit*


Yay I dudits
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 02, 2004, 05:37:22 PM
*I eat it before he can rub my face in it*
Yum...

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Cogito on March 03, 2004, 03:50:44 PM
*Pulls out the One ring (that rules them all) and uses it's incredibly power to kill everybody who posted*

The end.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 03, 2004, 05:07:22 PM
*Is somehow revived; throws a barrage of punches and kicks at sadistic-ss and Underworlder, clearly overwhelming them both.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on March 04, 2004, 07:18:40 AM
*stops thinking*
*junps in the middle of the fight*
*gets killed by everyone teaming up*
*remembers he is a fallen angel*
*decides to be a demon instead*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 04, 2004, 01:04:28 PM
LAME ASS!
Saying this i think we all realise that the last post meant nothing!
I vomit on your grave! sadistic-ss

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Metaak11340 on March 04, 2004, 05:44:30 PM
*Metaak screams .... "I SUFFER FROM CONSTIPATION!!!" *Comes back to life by these mighty words.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 05, 2004, 07:40:20 AM
*Kicks underworlder in the chest, sending him flying into a wall.  Picks up sadistic-ss and impales him with his arm.  Pulls arm out; runs and does a flying kick at Metaak11340*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 05, 2004, 12:56:17 PM
*dances*
*plants bologna tree*
*throws bologna fruit at flojo*
*flojo dies a bologna smelling mass of refuse*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 05, 2004, 01:22:26 PM
*eats all the bologna fruit*
*Gets in the middle of the martial arts fight*
*uses gun-kata (tm) from "Equilibrium"*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 05, 2004, 07:57:09 PM
*Stabs Underworlder with 1,000 spoons and throws him to Pluto.  Turns to Murray, who has just finished off his opponents.*

     Flojo to Murray:  "We never finished our bout.  I intend to do so now."

     *Draws katana and runs at Murray with a series of deadly slashes aimed for his nine vital points.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on March 05, 2004, 08:56:33 PM
(amazed that this thread is still going strong)

*jumps into the fray after long absencce, summoning the spirits of smiffy's sofa army*

*commands sofas to attack all remaining warriors*
*sofas try to kill people but they are ghosts anyway so they cant do much but steal souls*
ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO US
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 06, 2004, 01:00:43 AM
Not mine! Mine is safly tucked away inside a ghost proof jar on top of the fireplace.

*wishes he could rip open a hole in space time and pull a huge friggen sword out- realizes he can and does so*
I will gut you all!
*runs into the battle but trips on something and falls on the sword, dieing from a massive cut in my neck*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 06, 2004, 07:35:38 AM
*Kicks pyroluminoc in the balls; takes back soul.  Continues attacking Murray.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 07, 2004, 11:57:14 PM
*reincarnates as a Dragon and kicks the person closest to self*
 Sorry I ment to smack you!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Metaak11340 on March 08, 2004, 09:45:39 AM
*Comes in with a gigantic panda with a bowl of viagra and orders him to hump everyone he sees.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 08, 2004, 10:48:35 AM
*wakes up in hell*
*befriends satan*
*satan attacks with unholy relish*
*all die in a melty pile of relishy goodness*
(i fear my own stupidity...) :elephant:

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Metaak11340 on March 08, 2004, 03:14:26 PM
Metaak uses the forces of the mind and proves that Santa = Satan.

Santa
|| \//
|| //\
Satan

See OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I out smarted you

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 09, 2004, 09:56:43 AM
*The Santa formerly known as Satan throws nuclear presents at britain*
*and promptly salts the ground*
*Sending an evil cloud of noctious ass into the air*
*making everyones teeth british and ruining all proms over the entire earth*

moo
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 11, 2004, 08:16:21 PM
Wauw, Flojo has been attacking me for... like, a week!
*bleeds a tinybitsylittle from the nose*
heeey, thats mean!
*Dresses Flojo as a girl panda*
*films the grotesque scene*
*makes money on perverts over the internet*
*buys Satan*
*Tells Satan to make a drink*




w00t, Im a furniture! WHOS THE BIGGEST SOFA NOW, SMIFFY?!?!?
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 12, 2004, 07:39:20 AM
*Bursts out of panda costume, kills panda.*

     Flojo:"Now you pissed me off."

     *Flojo suddenly dissapears and everyone is suddenly stabbed 100 times.  He reappears with his back to everyone as they scream and fall to the ground.*

     Posts left until Super L33t Attack of Doom:  2
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 12, 2004, 09:14:26 AM
ME: Falls from thee sky chopping the_flojo in half... "Psshh"

Limps off, "I think I broke it....."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 12, 2004, 11:29:57 AM
*pisses on both pieces of the_flojo and sticks the halves back togeather so that they can heal back togeather*
 How do you feel?
 
 That good eh?
 *decapitates the_flojo, pisses on him again and waches him heal back togeather- runs off like a crazy pink lobster (Zoidberg)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Darkduck on March 12, 2004, 11:41:58 AM
*walks in*

*grabs Fireborn Wolf's head*

*smashes it into a wall, splattering brains everywhere*
Ancient Veritas Admin style, baby :cool: *walks off, goes back to sit in stands again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 13, 2004, 07:45:48 AM
*drops down into stands next to DD and says hello.*

*runs after Legionaire and like a maniac, beheads, dices, and feeds to cat.*

*"No one messes with flojo" .Reincarnates flojo*

*Returns to stands to wipe blood of Katana and is smart enough not to attack DD.*

*Brings cat to eat FirebornWolf's remains.*

There we go. Btw Darkduck I like your methods. I must try brain spattering sometime.
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on March 13, 2004, 08:21:41 AM
*foolishly tries to attack DD with army of DBZers*
*DBZers try to shoot kamehameha and end up exploding their own heads*
*smacks forehead*
*kicks DD in groin*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 13, 2004, 10:34:37 AM
*picks up Pyro by his hair, swings him around, and pounds him to a bloody smear on the wall.*

*Picks up katana, dices Pyro, feeds to a very fat feline, and leaves the cat alone.*

*Helps DarkDuck and gives many sharp pointy objects then sits down and polishes the blade again.*

"Don't mess with DarkDuck either."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Darkduck on March 13, 2004, 10:38:13 AM
*picks up katana*

*slices the cat in half*

never can be too careful. *lights cat on fire*  :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 13, 2004, 10:42:52 AM
*pokes flaming cat with a stick*

*picks up flaming cat with a stick, throws flaming cat at wall for no apparent reason.*

*laughs face off*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on March 13, 2004, 12:27:06 PM
::ill go back into my mindless ranting::
the fluff bunnies are comming!!!!
the fluff bunnies are comming!!!!
the fluff bunnies are comming!!!!
there here *fluff bunnies start poring out of the dead dbzer corpess*ok im out of here now *runs and hides behind  frozen and DD*hiya frozen whats new?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on March 13, 2004, 01:37:22 PM
*is secrectly leading the bunnies on the rampage*
*his superior forces overwhelm frozen and dd and eat them alive*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 13, 2004, 02:13:14 PM
*laughs at the fluffbunnies when they eat DD's and Frozy's clone*

*exterminates all fluffbunnies and sends fifty thousand flying vampire couches after Smiffy*

*watches couches consume Smiffy and co*

*runs away laughing like a maniac before something paranormal happens*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Darkduck on March 13, 2004, 05:36:57 PM
50 vampiric couches? My god, man-eating furniture...what's next ^_^'

*stands ready to counter any incoming attack with some graceful Aikido* :D bring it on BIAAAATCH :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 13, 2004, 08:18:44 PM
ME: Pops outta the ground *(no apparent reason, but I do)*

hmmm... *(disappears)*

*all the couches are reduced to firewood in seconds*

FROZEN!!

*frozen is then turned into a ball of fire, runs over and sets the couches on fire*

ME: gets a stick and some marshmellows  :cool:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 14, 2004, 06:46:12 AM
*yells in frustration as the couches burn up*

*realizes she's a liquid... Reforms self and is VERY AnGRY with Legionaire.*

*Picks up katana, spits Legionaire, roasts Legionaire over fire while eating his marshmallows, and says "melt this"*

*Returns to stand to polish katana and await what other victim shall wander near* <--- yeah you know how it goes.

EDIT: Legionaire how'd you get back out of my dead smoldering cat? I diced you into tiny pieces and fed you to her!! lol
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 14, 2004, 10:35:31 AM
*mails a death threat to Frozen* :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 14, 2004, 10:45:36 AM
*crushes paper, grabs Talyn, shoves down throat, grabs head, introduces head to ten foot inpenetrable steel wall*

*watches brains splatter*

*cuts bones into whistles*

*returns to stand and polishes Katana*

Yeah c'mon who's gonna threaten my life next?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 14, 2004, 10:51:49 AM
*informs/reminds Frozen of two things. The first thing is that the death threat was via e-mail, therefore there was no paper. Secondly, Talyn is a Leviathan Gunship, far bigger than your puny manling body, gyahahaha!*

*charges main cannon to full power and fires at Frozen, blowing him to pieces*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 14, 2004, 11:04:58 AM
*watches Talyn blow up the last of her clones*

* grabs katana and runs like bloody hell.*

*Dumps a million gallons of acid on Talyn and watches him melt*

*Blow that to pieces*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 14, 2004, 01:18:07 PM
(now a ghost)
 *floats around over the batlefield building my forces (basicly more ghosts)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 14, 2004, 03:45:05 PM
*runs around with glass jars reinforced with steel and scoops up all the ghosts and locks them on the other side of the fifty foot steel inpeterable wall*

*returns to stand to take a nap*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 14, 2004, 05:26:44 PM
*commands my ghostly army to float out of the steel jars because ghosts can go through any kind of solid material like it wasnt there*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 14, 2004, 09:36:40 PM
*(Frozen, your cat pooped aight!)*

*pops outta ground again and stands there confused......
...
...
...
...
again... the ground...forget it*

*grab my own katan and charge at Frozen with a 30 min. duel, then I yawn, while she's huffing and puffing*

"Well, that was fun..."

*Dices her into little pieces with Cloud's move from Final Fantasy VI, and feeds to his pet tiger*

"That's a good saber-tooth.."

 :fightmonk  Next?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 15, 2004, 06:11:59 AM
*Baby Talyn comes along and creates a nutrient link with Daddy Talyn and ressucitates him*
 
*Daddy and Baby Talyn begin searching for Frozen*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 15, 2004, 10:57:11 AM
*now has a huge ass army of ghosts and is now looking for a crystal that will make them solid, but retain their powers as ghosts and stuff making them super human- commands then to spred out all over the world and attack anyone that doesn't bow to me as a god*
Who will die today!? Tune in next week kids!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 15, 2004, 01:02:37 PM
*allows self to be eaten, posesses tiger, eats Legionaire, reincarnates self in human form, burns tiger, puts all ghosts in a box that is unpassable by any spirit, force, solid, or ANYTHING by ANY MEANS and locks it away fifty thousand miles into the universe*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Metaak11340 on March 15, 2004, 04:37:47 PM
Opens Pandoras box
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 15, 2004, 04:51:18 PM
*yells as hope is realeased.*

*grabs hope*

*stuffs hope back in Pandora's box*

*gives box to Pandora and says DONT OPEN IT DIP*

*watches Pandora open it*

*repeats steps 1-3*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 15, 2004, 07:30:38 PM
*escapes from box when it was opened with my huge ass army- finds the crystal and retruns all ghosts to human form and imbues them with magical powers from the Infurnal Realm- Commands them to swarm the Realm of the Living while I personaly take on Frozen, smashing his head with a huge warhammer*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 15, 2004, 09:05:54 PM
*pops up...from the ground....again, and still has no imagination. senses all the not so undead spirits. grabs both his katana's and starts chasing them all down killing them one by one before they leave the arena*

"whew"

*runs over to Fireborn Wolf and fakes a swing to the head*

"Nah."

*turns walks away, then summons his 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 saber-toothed tigers waiting on a cliff to take'em out*  :doggie:  *(ok, it was the closest thing I could find!!!)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 15, 2004, 09:43:15 PM
*rallies his troops  :fightmonk  *

"GO DEMONIC BARBIE DOLLS FROM HELL!!!!!"

*they go out firing ki blasts destroy everybody in their path*

heh heh heh
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 15, 2004, 09:58:19 PM
*retreats to the safety of a cave to regroup and rearm*
 I wonder what’s in those crates over there... *breaks open the crates to find several hundred fire gems and gives them to the troops*
 (insert long winded motivational speech to the troops here... bla bla bla. LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!")
 *breaks open the last and largest crate to find a hover chariot- climbs on and leads my troops to victory*

 
 
 I WIN!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 16, 2004, 03:07:53 AM
*baby Talyn self-destructs*

whoops, wrong button... maybe this one...

*daddy Talyn self-destructs*

I'll get it right next time...
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on March 16, 2004, 03:59:26 AM
puts some fire/exploding cow proof potective cloths on gets  a :cow:  calls it daisy 2 truns it round so its ass is ponting to every body else lights a match and whats for daisy 2 to let ripp and uses daisy 2  as a flame thrower and burns every body  and runs because she sukes back
Title: Free For All
Post by: Unreal Darkness on March 16, 2004, 04:40:08 AM
*is wearing a fireman coat..doesnt get burned?*  :elephant:

*summons army of stoned, mellowed out cows; dancing elephants on speed; dogs running from the dog catcher; and a monkey ..squatting?**

*arms his l33t army with bo's, katanas, bows n aarows, and boxes of scoobie snaxx*

*gives them samurai armor*

*sends them into battle, and pwns*

moo  :cow:

-Unreal Darkness
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 16, 2004, 05:59:27 AM
*starbursts into a star*

urgh, why can't they label the buttons more clearly?

*star bursts*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on March 16, 2004, 09:11:35 AM
*Summons black hole*
*black hole catches Talyn in its gravity*
*Talyn is helpless as he is pulled into the black hole*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 16, 2004, 12:19:08 PM
Fireborn: Frozen + IM A GIRL DAMMIT = Beth. Beth = Frozen.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 16, 2004, 12:31:33 PM
Sorry! Wasn't thinkin!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 16, 2004, 05:01:26 PM
LOL! Normally I don't care except that I told you like TWO DAYS AGO!!
But back to the killing...

*Covers self and runs behind unpassable ten foot steel inpenetrable wall lined with poisoned spikes and drops VX gas on everyone and then summons demons and borrow the minions of Hades to attack all those dead.*

*Watches all people and spirits and ghosts and whatever else die*

*Is all alone*

*Reincarnates DD and Talyn (if he's even here) Flojo and then says "Well I like you peoples so keep me company dammit"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 17, 2004, 07:37:19 AM
*relises the fact that nobody cares about me*
*stephe heil!* (wow that was odd even for me...)
*travels to the 9th layer of hell*
*buys a sundae*
*pokes flojo in the eye*
*eats sundae*

no moo  :confused:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 18, 2004, 11:41:32 PM
*watches puny human body fade away*
*needs to find a new "carrier"*
*crawls in through DDs ears*
thats right, DD is from now on really me, even though I from now on wont admit it, so you all will think its just a silly joke and forget it!
MUAHHAHAHA
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 19, 2004, 08:37:18 AM
*looks at Frozen curiously*

How do you mean... keep you company?

*checks Frozen out*

DD's gone now, we're alone...

*stupid cheesy romantic music*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on March 19, 2004, 10:10:38 AM
*looks around, crawls out from under a dead fluffbunny*
*pulls out wooden katana*
*launches into fray, swinging wildly at everyone*
*visits satan*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 19, 2004, 10:50:11 AM
*Enters right*
*Looks at Talyn*
*Bitch slaps Talyn with Bitch2.0 (Pat.Pend.)*
*Exits left*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 19, 2004, 11:15:11 AM
You only thought you destoryed me! *floats down from space in a UFO and starts zapping people* NO ONE CAN KILL ME! I AM IN A UFO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 19, 2004, 11:17:56 AM
*Hits FW's UFO with a big stick*
*FW's UFO disintegrates*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 19, 2004, 12:54:28 PM
*takes boombox and slams it over Talyn's head*

*ties Talyn down to a huge wooden slab*

*pours burning hot tar on Talyn's nuts*

*walks away thinking God what an idiot*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 19, 2004, 12:58:42 PM
*screams louder than ever heard and shatters everything in the Universe*

There goes Frozen along with the Universe... God what an idiot...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 19, 2004, 01:06:35 PM
*pieces self together, it being under 32 degrees over here*

*sucks out Talyn's soul with a vaccuum, runs him through several times with a hot poker, gags him, takes off the gag and sews his lips together.*

God what an idiot!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 19, 2004, 01:11:43 PM
mmm, mmmm mm idiot!

*rips out threads*

When left with no other options, I will do unthinkable things!

*gives Frozen an invitiation to a Fon-doo party*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on March 19, 2004, 01:59:19 PM
*gate crashes fon-doo party*
*eats all the food*
*runs in circles*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 19, 2004, 04:40:16 PM
*DD starts running in circles after Smiffy while wacking himself with a stick*
Damn, I gotta learn how to control this thing...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 19, 2004, 08:37:50 PM
*grabs DD, forces her hand down his throat, rips out Murray's soul, jams it in a jar thats unpassable by any living, dead, spiritual, or whatever force and throws it away.*

*Returns DD's soul to his body and then reincarnates the body.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 20, 2004, 11:27:18 AM
*stands there pondering*

"Remember my 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 saber-tooth tigers...umm.... yeah... GO!"

*tigers begin rampaging through veritas destroying anything and anybody*

"Oops, did I do that??"

*takes a tiger and rides out of veritas*  :doggie:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 20, 2004, 05:14:05 PM
*rebuilds UFO and begins to rampage all over the place, taking out Epideme first and then moving to frozen and then to Legionaire*
 YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE STIROFOAMIANS! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 21, 2004, 06:48:26 AM
*turns to face UFO with all Legionaire's many tigers eating hunks of meat off the ground.*

*pets one and sends fifty thousand of them after Legionaire*

*turns to face UFO with MIB super alien roach ship ruining guns and shoots it numerous times and watches it fall to the ground and be destroyed.*

*Slams fireborn wolf into a cage unpassable by anything living, dead, spiritual, natural, or any force ever to be known in history, and sets the cage right next to Murray's soul.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 21, 2004, 10:59:55 AM
*is claustrophobic and bashes head against the side trying to get out- dies from injuries*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on March 21, 2004, 06:27:30 PM
*finishes sundae*
*Summons The Ugliest Mother Inlaw (TUMI)*
*TUMI eats fireborn and sits on Smiffy*
*TUMI makes fun of crappy house and job of all and promptly moves in with Flojo*
*I laugh an evil laugh*
*Muahahah! *  :elephant:

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 22, 2004, 01:42:44 AM
*stands around doing sod-all*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 22, 2004, 12:46:03 PM
*Clones himself back into existence*
*Knees Talyn to the groin for being boring*
*Re-animates Fireborn*
*Flattens Fireborn with a trouserpress and runs remains through a paper shredder*
*Hides from infuriated, slightly squeaky, Talyn*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on March 22, 2004, 01:55:38 PM
That wasn't very nice...
 *pulls himself back togeather and rises from the trashcan*
 I will destory this world!
 *explodes in a nuclear blast the size of the sun, killing everyone and everything*
 I WIN!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Falcon on March 23, 2004, 02:47:49 AM
Falcon flies in and lands on firewolf head and sets his army of dog on him :doggie:  :doggie:  he then sets the fighting monkeys :fightmonk  :fightmonk he waits to set up the rest of his base.
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on March 23, 2004, 02:52:06 AM
un forchanatly i was in disneyland the only plase thats safe from the outside world and any kindof explosion  gets the bigist kipper in the world (only £2.99 at tesco) slaps every one with it till they screem for mersy then i will lanch townes at them in my towneylancher (tm) (allso avalable at tesco)to finich them off
Title: Free For All
Post by: Falcon on March 23, 2004, 03:00:16 AM
falcon sents army dog to kill tiny for being a moron while hesets up the base defences of pick elephants ans sleeping mine cows  :elephant:  :elephant:  :cow:  :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 23, 2004, 04:08:06 AM
*flies in from outer space*

*lands next to Fireborn*

*singes off his eyebrows with a blow torch*

*dices him into a million pieces and puts through a blender then feeds to dog*

*yawns, cleans off katana and returns to stand for someone to come threaten her life.*


Again...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 23, 2004, 05:59:55 AM
*Sneaks up on Frozen*
*Pushes her into blender*
*Grabs the blow torch and melts Falcons army of Pink Elephants*
*Sits down in triumph - onto a sleeping mine cow*
*Promtly sits in bucket of ice water*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 23, 2004, 10:07:43 AM
Quote from: tiny
un forchanatly i was in disneyland the only plase thats safe from the outside world and any kindof explosion  gets the bigist kipper in the world (only £2.99 at tesco)


Heeey, you were in disneyland too? w00t! I had this shirt saying: "future millionare", did you see me?

Anyways...
*has been safe all the time thanks to supersafe jar*
*Discovers that supersafe jar isnt locked*
*opens supersafe jar and gets out*
*Throws supersafe jar at Frozen :mad: *
*cant stop saying supersafe jar*






*supersafe jar!!!!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 23, 2004, 10:53:36 AM
*stands around kicking his heels*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 23, 2004, 01:57:46 PM
*Stands around kicking Talyn's heels*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 23, 2004, 03:03:31 PM
*makes an error in judgement in deciding to go cow tipping*

 :cow:   :eek:  




 :o
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 23, 2004, 04:25:34 PM
*Tips the cow over Legionare*
*summons pink elephant to stampede the cow*

 :elephant:
 :cow:
 :( <----- Legionare
Title: Flojo Returns!
Post by: the_flojo on March 24, 2004, 07:17:40 AM
*Eminem's "Without Me" starts playing really loud in the background.  Flojo walks in with his really huge katana.  He stabs Fireborn Wolf and rips his legs off, shoving them down his throat.  He then straps a nuclear bomb to his head and shoves him off a cliff, detonating the bomb by remote control while he is falling.  Stands with arms folded in a cool-looking pose as a huge mushroom cloud rises in the background.  Brings Frozen, DD, and Murray back to life.  Flojo then throws a huge pile of man-eating donuts on legionaire.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 24, 2004, 10:50:03 AM
was I dead?

Anyways, lets all bully legionare!


 :elephant:
 :cow:
 :(  :D <---- legionare and man eating donut

*starts pointing legionare with stick*
Now THATS "Battle without honor or humanity"!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 24, 2004, 01:44:31 PM
*kicks Sim's heels*

GOIT!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 24, 2004, 03:29:14 PM
*momentarily worships flojo*

*grabs katana and bokken and runs after Epideme*

*hangs Epideme by his hands with chains attached to the ceiling.*

*runs his shoulder through with a red-hot poker*

*pours tar into his mouth and starts using him as a practice dummy.*

*using both katana and bokken practices 8 point on Epideme*

*gets bored and beheads him, puts head on a stick, and slams the post into the ground in front of her house for decoration*

*returns to stand with bokken and katana to await challengers. Yeah, you know how it is.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 24, 2004, 03:38:25 PM
*wonders how a girl can be so dang violent.... anyway*

*stands with both his katana and wakazashi drawn. flojo and legionaire are standing in a deserted area. a slight wind blows, blowing up dust behind and in front of the two...*

*(awaits flojo's response, lets see how long we can keep this battle going, bring your huge katana  :cool: )*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 24, 2004, 03:44:24 PM
*runs over to Legionaire and Flojo with Katana, throwing knives, and bokken.*

*gets ready to watch the fight*

*gathers flying vampire couches inside of the dust*

*sings Down with the Sickness and gets ready for any unlucky bastard who wanders in.*

And Legionaire I'm terribly afraid that girls can also be completely, and violently sadistic. I do believe I'm living proof?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 24, 2004, 03:47:37 PM
*utterly destroys couches with ease and easily blocks all thrown knives and destroyed frozens bokken and kicks her 50 ft back. stare down continues between legion and flojo...*

Aight, gotcha!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 25, 2004, 01:50:07 AM
*Laughs*
*Points out Frozen spent most of yesterday evening hacking at a mannequinn dummy*
*Presses button on vampire couch that turns it into sofa-bed*
*Frozen now trapped in folded couch*
*Takes couch to top of high hill (damn you're heavy by the way) and gives it a shove*

See you next week F!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Falcon on March 25, 2004, 02:35:05 AM
Falcon Uses Sims Old Move Das FuBs and a big foot comes down and lands on you all. Mwhahahahahahahahaha
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on March 25, 2004, 04:57:30 AM
Quote
sends army dog to kill tiny


gets stick waves it in front of dog and throws it and ses go fech
then pokes falcon with a very sharp stick and lanches exploding townes at him useing his towney lancher (TM)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 25, 2004, 04:59:58 AM
*goes into Flacon moed*

nwo ym pelslnig si racp
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on March 25, 2004, 05:23:36 AM
*builds giant T.V. with VCR*
*puts movie in VCR*
*giant T.V. plays cursed movie that kills any one who watches it in seven days*
*covers eyes until movie is done playing*
*starts building time machine to travel seven days into the future*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 25, 2004, 07:48:28 AM
*A huge platform suddenly rises from the ground in the background.  As the dust clears, Rage Against the Machine appears on it, and starts rocking away as hard as possible as a huge storm comes up and tornadoes fly around everywhere in the background, along with huge flashes of lightning.  Flojo draws his katana and runs at legionaire, slashing his nine vital points, then grabbing him by his wrist and throwing him into the air.  Flojo then jumps up and hits legionaire with a barrage of lightning-fast slashes, cuts, and stabs, then lands back on the ground, ready for legionaire's retaliation.*

Now that's my kind of fight scene! :cool:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 25, 2004, 08:03:46 AM
Quote
Falcon Uses Sims Old Move Das FuBs and a big foot comes down and lands on you all. Mwhahahahahahahahaha


Laughs at crap spelling as attack goes wrong and crushes falcon.

Summons army of homicidal pretzels and commands them to form into the word:



[SIZE=9]FUCK[/SIZE]
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 25, 2004, 08:11:28 AM
*takes control of Sims army of pretzels and makes them form the word:

SKULLDUGGERY*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 25, 2004, 08:14:02 AM
Creates clones of me






Sends them to eat the pretzels.

Summons unstealable (sp?) army of mashed potato.
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on March 25, 2004, 09:35:10 AM
*gets school food*
*force feeds everybody school food*
"haha,you are now infected!":p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 25, 2004, 10:06:18 AM
Merges all Mash potato into one giant 20 stories high super Mashed potato that absorbs all of the school dinners that havn't been eaten...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 25, 2004, 10:08:09 AM
What about the ones that have been? HUH!? WHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT HAVE BEEN!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 25, 2004, 10:10:31 AM
Can't eat them.

*Uses mashed Potato to take over the world*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 25, 2004, 10:12:54 AM
*enhances the mashed potato with extra butter and cream*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 25, 2004, 10:15:16 AM
*Mashed Potato Kills you*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 25, 2004, 10:16:57 AM
BETRAYALL!!!

*dies in a rather drawn out and somewhat pointlessly extended death scene*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 25, 2004, 10:46:42 AM
*gives Talyn an Oscar*
oh, there has gone some days now!
*copies the tape and gives it to Frozen*
*dips giant sausage into mashed potatoes*
*brings giant sausage to RATMstage*
*eats and listens*
*in heaven*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 25, 2004, 11:59:52 AM
*'Borrows' time machine from ShadowSpawn*
*Goes back in time and kills Mashed Potato Monster with giant Bodger and Badger (remember?!) replicas*
*Steals soon-to-be Talyn's oscar and throws it at Sim*
*Hides behind Murray as Sim turns round, looking mildly annoyed*

P.S. How did Frozen get out of the couch?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 25, 2004, 12:56:09 PM
eeeh... she didnt, I put the tape on a small tv, and... forced it down thru the cushions!
*shields himself as Epideme and and kicks Sim in the groins*
*draws Katana and challenges Epideme to a rather confusing duel*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 25, 2004, 02:24:43 PM
:mad:

*stands up as if nothing happened (comp magic)*

*pops his neck, charges at flojo with his katan and wakazashi. and just starts, slashing, away, at, flojo, unmercifully....flojo is turned into a pile of cubes.... legion now covered in flojo's blood, dumps a gallon of gasoline on him, then sets him a fire*

"How about that flow, jo?"  :cool:

*decides not to take a shower and wears his blood as a trophy*

waiting...  :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 26, 2004, 05:58:04 AM
*steals back oscar and runs to a place where nobody could possibly find him.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 26, 2004, 07:11:11 AM
*Thanks Murray for the tape, but shows him the huge hole in the back of the couch where she cut herself out with the katana someone forgot to take.*

*holds up bottle of sleeping pills and apologizes for the comfyness of the couch.*

*summons thousands of invisible tigers to eat Epideme, changes mind, walks over to the REAL EPIDEME and chops off his legs. She's absolutely positive that it is the real epideme because she realizes that there is no physcial or logical or computer animated or ffa related way that it could not be.*

*picks up one of his legs, shoves it down his throat, ties him down, sets his right hand on fire, puts marshmallows on his fingers and eats them.*

*gives other leg to the invisible tigers*

Yeah, just because I was away from this ffa for a while, doesn't mean I'm not still going to dominate your ass, Epideme :).
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 26, 2004, 07:28:12 AM
*Lies on the floor in pain*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 26, 2004, 08:52:33 AM
*watches Sim with mild interest*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 26, 2004, 08:55:30 AM
*watches Sim whilst munching on popcorn*

*rips off every one of Frozen's limbs and lets her bleed to death as he force feeds her limbs to her, whilst making her endure the constant looping of the Barney the Dinosaur theme*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on March 26, 2004, 11:37:39 AM
*summons army of stupidity*
 :cow:  :elephant:  :fightmonk  :doggie:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 26, 2004, 11:42:59 AM
*gives up Epideme shield*
*gets some popcorn from Talyn*
Hey, he stopped moving! Lazy shit!
*starts pointing Sim with Katana*
ops!    :eek:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fabian on March 26, 2004, 01:19:57 PM
*Takes all the popcorn and runs*
"Mine, all mine!"
-Fabian
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on March 26, 2004, 02:42:07 PM
*pokes fabian in the eyes ans steals his popcorn*
*sits and watches stars wars episode 2*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 27, 2004, 06:50:54 AM
*grabs lightsaber, beheads Smiffy, dices into many pieces, and makes him into a lunch meat which she feeds to her dog*

*Grabs Fabian by the head, shoves a fork into his eye, puts it in a jar, and makes his other eye look at it.*

*steals the popcorn and starts watching Speed*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 27, 2004, 08:37:17 AM
*Sends own disembodied hand crawling across the floor to type initiation sequence into cloning machine*
*Makes 3 copies of himself, distracts invisible tigers with one, pushes the TV set on top of frozen with the other and sends the third looking for Talyn's secret hiding place*

Oh, and I put a steering lock on the time machine, before any one gets any ideas.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 27, 2004, 09:19:23 AM
*Grabs Murrays katana to stop it poking him before remembering that Katanas are sharp*

*Finds Talyns hiding place and eats it*

*Sets loose an army of cats to kill Falcon*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 27, 2004, 09:24:03 AM
Eats the katana?
Anyhoo...

*Hides 2 clones - for a rainy day*
*Winds army of clockwork mice and sends them heading for Talyn's hiding place, with Sim's army of cats following*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 27, 2004, 09:35:54 AM
No I ate his hiding place.

*Sends his own clones (see earlier post i think) to kill Epidemes two hiding clones*

*Burns the mice*

*Sends Cats back after falcon*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 27, 2004, 11:39:43 AM
*pretends to be Frozens dog so he can eat delicious meal*
*Kicks Smiffy in the face*
Who the hell watches episode 2 anyway?
*releases his dog on all the cats and mice* :doggie:
*Draws dual red|lightsabers*
*starts hacking and slashing at everyone with nifty combos*

PS: Sim, do you play jedi knight 3 over the net? I might have seen you...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 28, 2004, 01:56:22 AM
Was Talyn in his hiding place when you ate it?

*Uses brain control ray on Sim's clones, gives them a light sabre each and sends them after Murray*
*Takes steering lock off of time machine and hides two clones in the past*
*Drops kipper in Smiffy's pocket and laughs as he is molested by Sim's army of cats*

P.S. Buns the mice? Since they were in the hiding place you ate, you just spontaneously combusted from the inside Sim!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 28, 2004, 08:46:37 AM
* runs to time machine, wrenches both clones out of time, and turns them on Epideme*

*rescues Talyn from whatever evil has befalled him and locks him in a room with modern and medieval weaponry//explosives*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on March 28, 2004, 10:37:08 AM
*Stuck in a fight with two clones - back in 1 week*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 28, 2004, 11:26:55 AM
*Retakes over his clones gets lightsabres, makes clones immune to being controlled and sends them back after Epidemes clones*

*Merges lightsabres into Ultimate Super Zappy Mega Hyper Lightsabre of Doom*

*Uses Ultimate Super Zappy Mega Hyper Lightsabre of Doom (Or: USZMHLoD for short) to kill Murray*

*Makes USZMHLoD un-theafable and uncloneable*

*Fires RPg into area of high explosives/modern weapons that talyn is in*

PS. yes I do, Haven't played it for months though, not since I got broadband at any rate *scratches head*.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 28, 2004, 12:04:39 PM
*gets cremated like a real jedi*
*soul gets back into body from hell*
*pulls everyone into the fire*
*has evil undead powers*


PS: I dont play it personally, but I was at a friends place some time ago, and I think he fought against you. Small world, isnt it? You look like the guy in your picture, right?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 28, 2004, 12:45:21 PM
*reincarnates Trillis from the ashes, ten thousand times stronger than before*

*Grabs Sim by the back of his head, slams it against an axe, pulls out his sorry excuse for a brain, washes out his head, sits down and drinks juicy juice out of it.*

*Cleans axe, flicks back to Speed, and waits for someone to kill someone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 29, 2004, 03:38:44 AM
*thanks Sim and begins using entire arsenal of weapons to cause lots of pretty explosions and noise, but not actually hit anything*

*curses repeatedly*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 29, 2004, 06:55:27 AM
*didnt have a brain to start with so no biggie*

*Re-inserts mush that used to be brain*

*Starts carving up Frozen with Ultimate Super Zappy Mega Hyper Lightsabre of Doom*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 29, 2004, 07:57:32 AM
*All of Flojo's cubes beginning jiggling and growing.  They each grow into a complete Flojo, creating an army of Flojos.  Army of Flojos draw katanas and slice legionaire to pieces and throws pieces into a nuclear explosion.  Head Flojo sends army of Flojos throughout the world to kill all other free-for-alll contestants except Murray and Frozen (because they're cool) and Darkduck (because he fears his unmodly powerful abilities).  Brings Frozen back to life; sits in stands with hot dog and Coke, waiting for a challenge.
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on March 29, 2004, 09:39:58 AM
*plays halo*
*gets master chief armor*
"BRING IT ON!!"
 :cow:  :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 29, 2004, 10:10:56 AM
*Starts hacking through army of Flojos with Ultimate Super Zappy Mega Hyper Lightsabre of Doom*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 29, 2004, 10:30:06 AM
POST NUMBER 200!!!! w00t!

*uses force pull to get SZMHLD*
*realizes hes about to get 3 lighsabers*
SHAAAAAIT!!! FORCEPUSHFORCEPUSHFORCEPUSH!!!!!!
*too late*
Title: Free For All
Post by: pyroluminoc on March 29, 2004, 12:43:33 PM
*introduces the new patented lightsabre-proof shield, yours for only 12 easy payments of 29.99. but wait! we'll also shove a free mini-shield down your throat at no charge! call 1-800-slave-labor!*
*unleashes barrage of infomercials*
*all standing begin bleeding from eyes*
*bloody eyes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 29, 2004, 01:35:01 PM
*pops outta the ground...slaps forehead...*

*flojo puts his coke down and stares at legionaire*

*Legionaire snaps his fingers, everything goes dark, sounds of swords unsheathing is heard, two blades in the shape of an X begin to glow and then disappear........*

*sounds of slashes and clashes are heard then sounds of bloody murder are heard throughout the arena*

*...finger snaps heard... all the lights come back on. flojo is standing alone... sits back down picks up his coke....*

the_flojo: *Legionaire's voice* "Ha ha ha! I don't think this will last to Halloween though..."

 :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 29, 2004, 02:20:53 PM
*Really creepy music rock music starts playing in background.  The jaws of hell open up in front of legionaire.  A mangled, disfigured, and dead Satan flies out.  Legionaire stares in awe as Demon Flojo comes out with his really cool Sephiroth outfit on and Murasame (the evil one!) in a sheath on his back.  Flojo calmly stretches out his hand towards Legionaire and forms a ball of energy in his hand (DBZ-like, I know.)  He then fires the blast, and the stands as well the forest behind them are destroyed, as is legionaire.  All that is left is a crater.  All the other Flojos then fuse into Flojo, and he absorbs every demon from hell and all of the planet's chi, making him invincible.  Earth, needing chi to exist, absorbs all the chi of everything on the planet except for Flojo, who is too powerful to be drained.  Everyone is dead; Flojo rules the planet.*

THE END

(Who says goodguys always win?)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 29, 2004, 02:46:35 PM
*swears allegiance to Flojo*
*reincarnates Legionaire because they have an agreement*
*melts self back into the acid monster Kak turned her into, melts her frozen self into a bunch of acid monicules, and flies to all the  many contestants with the exception of Flojo, Talyn, and Legionaire.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 29, 2004, 04:08:44 PM
*has his head cut off*
*realizes he has demonic powers after retrieving his soul from hell and stuff*
*is an alive cutoff head*
*all flesh gets ripped off after flojos evil deeds*
*has truly and finally become his nick*

I AM MURRAY, THE EVIL TALKING DEMONIC SKULL!!!! FEAR MY DEMONIC POWERS OF DESTRUCTION AND TERROR!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!




.... could you please pick me up so I can bite you?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 30, 2004, 06:45:55 AM
*begins dancing to Hammertime*

Can't touch this!
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on March 30, 2004, 08:51:21 AM
*turns lights on hte armor on and off,on and off...*
*gets double assult rifles and tons of plasma gernades*
"If im goin,your all goin with me!!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 30, 2004, 09:41:32 AM
*Flojo grins and nonchalantly smites Spirit with a lightning bolt.*

Flojo:  "You forgot that I'm invincible."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on March 30, 2004, 10:58:12 AM
You might think youre invisible, but you will all be going to hell in the very end! And there I shall make your eternal existence there even more painfull! There is no way out! I will get you all at last! MUAHAHAHA
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 30, 2004, 11:21:36 AM
*Picks up Uber Sabre*

*deflects everything*

*hides in a small dark place from the invincible Flojo*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on March 30, 2004, 01:45:28 PM
*Legionaire taps flojo on the shoulder. flojo turns around and see's Legionaire stand there and is surprised. Legionaire chops his arms, legs, and head off.*

"Invincible, yes. Invulnerable, no."

*Legionaire then piles all the pieces of flojo in a burn barrel, covers him in gasoline, then lights him on fire. Exists laughing.*

heh heh  :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 30, 2004, 02:04:23 PM
*sneaks up on Legionaire and cuts off his head with fishing wire*
*throws the head into a bucket and fills it with ammonia. Turns around and throws an open bottle of bleach in with the body and runs*
*reincarnates Flojo*

You two are making it really tough for me to be loyal to you both if you won't stop killing each other dammit.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 30, 2004, 04:00:08 PM
*Flojo comes back stronger than ever, and is now invulnerable.  Brings Legionaire back to life.

Flojo:  "New idea:  let's all go on vacation instead of killing each other."

*Snaps his fingers and Murray's head explodes and his soul ceases to exist.  Flojo buys tickets and Frozen, Legionaire and Flojo go on a cruise through the Carribbean, since everyone else is dead.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on March 31, 2004, 03:49:57 AM
*uses the ultima-mega-super-hyper-kama-hame-hamsters to maul everyone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 31, 2004, 07:12:19 AM
*Flojo is unfazed since he is invincible.  He ressurects Frozen and Legionaire, then blows Talyn up.*

Flojo:  "They just don't give up, do they?"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on March 31, 2004, 12:31:02 PM
*Keeps Hiding*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 31, 2004, 02:16:21 PM
*grabs Talyn's body and reincarnates him*
*yells at Flojo to leave Talyn and Legionaire the FUCK alone*
*drags Sim out of his hiding place by the back of his shirt, binds him hand and foot with chains and hands him to Flojo to do as he wishes*
*grabs various sharp pointy objects and sits next to Legionaire*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 31, 2004, 02:54:03 PM
*Gives Frozen an apology cow  :cow: .  Torturously rips Sim apart and throws him into a volcano.  Passes out umbrella drinks to everyone.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on March 31, 2004, 05:16:00 PM
*kills apology cow in a ritual sacrifice and raises legions of the dead... dead that will only listen to her, Flojo, Talyn, and Legionaire no matter what happens*

*accepts drink*

*stabs the ground with the umbrella and then gives it to one of the dead*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on March 31, 2004, 05:34:04 PM
*Relaxes, drinks, waits for someone dumb enough to mess with his ungodly power.*

(Ummm... I think we (Frozen, Legionaire, Talyn, and myself) won the free-for-all.  Everyone else quit posting.  Then again, I can't be beaten...)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 01, 2004, 05:01:25 AM
*uses super power obtained from the 'super powers' thread once in the pool to learn how to go godly 'flojo style'*

*goes godly*

*explodes*

*plans to try again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 01, 2004, 07:30:28 AM
*Regroups atoms into uber being fused with the super lightsabre thingy*

*is now as immortal as the rest of you*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 01, 2004, 07:32:16 AM
*Sees sim having delusions of being immortal and feels sorry for him.  Kills him quickly and painlessly.*
Title: yay
Post by: =zergknightCM= on April 01, 2004, 08:14:04 AM
Quote from: the_flojo
*Gives Frozen an apology cow  :cow: .  Torturously rips Sim apart and throws him into a volcano.  Passes out umbrella drinks to everyone.*



i have no idea what your talking obout but thats ok because i like rpg's to!!! :D  :D  :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 01, 2004, 08:17:43 AM
*watches Flojo watching Sim have dilusions. decides to explode again*

*explodes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 01, 2004, 08:42:10 AM
*Returns from fight with clones unabashed*
*Uses time machine to pull origional self to the present*
*Hides clone in the past*
*Eats some pear drops* - anyone want some?


Which one of you scrotes has been joyriding my time machine while I've been away?
I found the gum under the dash!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 01, 2004, 12:16:08 PM
*watches Epideme and sneaks into the time machine and rips the clones out of the middle of time*

*sits back and watches as legions of dead rip apart Epideme*

*slams Sim into a jar that is unpassable and unbreakable by anything living, dead, spirtual, metaphysical, or anything known or to be known for the rest of the universe and sets the jar on the table next to the pretty flowers*

*sits back down next to Legi and Flojo and proceeds to drink some Hawaiin Punch.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 01, 2004, 02:32:07 PM
*Takes clone BACK into the past to pull original self from legions of dead*
*Rerurns to present, leaving clone in the past first, and hiding the time machine with steering lock engaged*
*Taps Legionaire on the shoulder and hides*
*Watches, laughing,as Legionaire wipes the floor with Frozen for tapping him on the shoulder for no apparent reason*
*Travels to omniverse wormhole hub and pulls magic hammer from different universe*
*Free's Sim*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 01, 2004, 03:35:01 PM
Whoever tried to take away my soul a couple of ages ago, they obviously forgot that I have no soul after nifty deal with Satan (call 1-800-EVIL, or visit your local Wal-Mart, where you can also find good deals with (among others) Hitler and Martha Stewart)!!!

*Satan brings new body*
*Pays Satan for extra service*
*Finds dual silenced berettas in new pockets*
*wipes away a tear*
Thats so sweet.... :(
*starts wreaking havoc*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Cogito on April 01, 2004, 04:31:40 PM
*walks along sidewalk and reached the huge "Free for All" battle arena, for the first time*

*intrigued (sp?) stops while licking an ice cream and looks at the battle*

*picks up two rocks and gently tosses them towards Frozen and her jar*

The rocks hit Frozen and her jar.

*stands and waits while still licking his ice cream*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 01, 2004, 04:37:29 PM
*grabs the icecream top in her left hand, and sadistic's head in her right*

*shoves the cone pointed bottom first down his throat*

*picks up katana and shoves it through his throat and into the wooden wall behind*

*pegs him with rocks and then returns to stand*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 02, 2004, 06:25:24 AM
*grabs Frozen and bends her legs right behind her and ties them in a knot around her neck*

*grabs her arms and ties them in a knot around her legs*

*puts an inch-thick wire attached to a nuclear generator down her throat*

*removes the wire after a minute and dumps several gallons of Hydrofluoric Acid over her entire body and several more down her throat*

*dances to 'Burn baby burn'*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 02, 2004, 06:28:25 AM
*Jumps up and down yelling i'm free*

*Sits down and watches the talyn Frozen pr0n*

*Pours Alkali over frozen to neutralise the acid*

*Bitch-Slaps Talyn*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 02, 2004, 06:33:42 AM
*ties Sim up with titanium rods*

*ties him to a diamond chair with the same rods*

*glues his mouth shut and rips out his voicebox*

*sticky-tapes his eyes open*

*puts a TV in front of him with a perpetually looped hour-long tape of Barney and Friends*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 02, 2004, 06:45:03 AM
*Goes insane*

*Starts talking to ants*

*Gathers an army of ants (poisonus army ants) to swarm over Talyn*

*Foams at the mouth*

*laughs hysterically*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 02, 2004, 07:01:21 AM
*foams at the ears as the ants begin to eat him from the inside*

*sets an army of porcupines on Sim*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 02, 2004, 07:11:29 AM
*Is sick of watching foolish mortals try to fight.  Heals Frozen, throws Sim into the sun.  Impales everyone but Talyn, Frozen, and Legionaire with logs.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 02, 2004, 07:40:34 AM
MMmmmm..... logs.....

*draws dual P90s*
*sprays all over the place*
*draws dual machine gun rocket launchers*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
*fires at everyone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 02, 2004, 08:41:47 AM
*Ducks as a rocket goes over his head and hit's flojo in the face*
*Uses avatar to infect everyone with Epideme virus*
*Congratulations, you all have 12 hours to live*
*Laughs as he sits inside giant plastic hampster bubble, free from viral contact*
*Get's bored, and does that roller-ball challenge that used to be on Gladiators*
Title: crap
Post by: =zergknightCM= on April 02, 2004, 09:45:41 AM
Quote from: Epideme
*Ducks as a rocket goes over his head and hit's flojo in the face*
*Uses avatar to infect everyone with Epideme virus*
*Congratulations, you all have 12 hours to live*
*Laughs as he sits inside giant plastic hampster bubble, free from viral contact*
*Get's bored, and does that roller-ball challenge that used to be on Gladiators*


ducks are the worst species ever to be brought apon this earth (along with cows) cows suck so do ducks i hate them i hope they die and never get reincarnated by some persons spell!!!!!!!! :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 02, 2004, 02:39:51 PM
*Stabs zerg in the eye with an Assasin Cow*
*:cow:*
nuff said
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_russell on April 02, 2004, 06:32:44 PM
THE russell is in the house now!!!
 
*the_rusell kicks murray in the air above  the clouds and flies above him adn flips and do the double hand him up in the back and that's it.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 02, 2004, 06:56:21 PM
*blocks all the_russels attacks*
*kicks him in the stomach and grabs him*
*grabs him and holds him upside down*
*both crashes into earth, the_russel on his head, and me in a nifty position*
*uses Ki to heal from evil virus*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 02, 2004, 06:59:32 PM
*comes up as a huge acid monster and spits acid into Talyn's eyes*

We're on the same side dipwad.

*grabs Talyn's head, takes a red hot steel ball, shoves it down his throat, handcuffs his hands behind him and watches him writhe in pain*

*laughs*

We're still on the same side dipwad.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 03, 2004, 03:54:01 AM
I know we are, but no one else is decent enough to do stuff like that to.

*writhes in pain*

*uses cryokinesis to cool the ball*

*spits the ball out in Frozen's face, leaving a massive dent*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_russell on April 03, 2004, 05:20:59 AM
ALRIGHT  * the_russell doses the kocan x100000,000 a spining back kick at Murray than punch's him in the cest and sends Murray in the wall.*:fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 03, 2004, 06:32:04 AM
*Is unfazed by attacks due to his invincibility.  Kicks Talyn in the groin, throws him into the wall with Murray.*

Flojo:  "WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM, FOOL!!!"

*causes all fighters not on his team to self-combust.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 03, 2004, 07:09:32 AM
*fills in the dent left by the ball with more acid*

*cools self back into ice shaped lifeform*

*picks up Talyn, hands him a Yoohoo and tells him to chill the fuck out*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 03, 2004, 08:00:38 AM
Oooh, Yoo-Hoo.  I love those. :D

*Drinks twenty Yoo-Hoos, gives the_russell a couple.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 03, 2004, 08:04:22 AM
*chains down Flojo and slowly cuts off his head with a butterknife*

*greases up the head and bowls with it.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 03, 2004, 08:16:31 AM
*is invincible, so the last attack never worked on Flojo.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 03, 2004, 08:26:43 AM
Godmodders... Dammit you guys ruin everything.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Cogito on April 03, 2004, 08:32:17 AM
*grabs his videogame controller, plugs it in the_flojo's eye, and turns off invincibility option*

*runs back into "Free for All" audience*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 03, 2004, 09:29:24 AM
*Runs around frantically, trying to find his Gameshark so that he can turn Invincibility Mode back on.  Unable to find it, he stabs Sim.*

Flojo:  "Oh, well."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on April 03, 2004, 11:57:15 AM
*Legionaire ascended to Legionaire|0_0
*Legionaire is now known as Legionaire|0_0
*Legionaire|0_0 uses !crotchKK on the_flojo
I... I don't know... I had to see... we're still cool, right?

*(Those of you on IRC know what I'm talking about, heh heh  :cool: )*

 :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 04, 2004, 04:08:04 AM
WOOHOO IM BACK IN NORWAY! EVERYTHING HERE IS SO.... small.

*bounces off wall matrix style*
*flys THROUGH... umm... whoever was thrown against the wall*
*gets vampiric powers for no good reason*
*Bites Legionare and Flojo (hey, you got your godmode back)*
*kicks the frozen Frozen into an oven*
*kicks Talyn in too*
*watches as Frozen melts and fills the oven with water, wich gets hotter and hotter, boiling Talyn alive*
*rips out sadistics-ss heart with vampire strength*
*shoves it up his ass*
*kicks him in the groins so he pukes up his balls*

Thats should be todays evil deeds...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 04, 2004, 05:58:28 AM
I'm MELTING!!!

*melts for no apparent reason, just really because it seemed like a good idea at the time*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 04, 2004, 08:29:05 AM
*seeps through the oven*

*goes into freezer*

*freezes self back to original form*

*gives murray hypothermia then freezes him in a box so cold that anything that touches it freezes, Including heat*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 04, 2004, 09:48:44 AM
*touches Murray's ice-prison because it seemed like a good idea*

*arm gets frozen*

*whole body gets frozen*

*Talyn and Talyn walk over and lok at Talyn*

*Talyn and Talyn laugh at Talyn*

*Talyn and Talyn proceed to break the ice*

*Talyn, Talyn and Talyn begin repeatedly stabbing Sim with a pair of scizzors*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 04, 2004, 10:19:03 AM
*runs in and jumps up and down repeadtley.*
*moon walks out of the arena.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 04, 2004, 11:17:26 AM
*grabs quitewarrior and stuffs him in a locker*

*locks the locker*

*Talyn punches Talyn*

Talyn: Quit hitt'n yerself!

*Talyn and Talyn begin finghing, Matrix style*

*Talyn goes off to find people to do that thing Smith did to all those people and turn them into Smiths*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 04, 2004, 02:39:33 PM
*walks by*
 :) Hi, Talyn! Nice suit!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on April 04, 2004, 09:14:56 PM
*Legionaire ascends...
*Legionaire is now known as Legionaire|0_0
*Legionaire|0_0 concentrates extremely hard... ... ... ... ... ........................
*Legionaire|0_0 uses !crotchKK-EXTREME on Murray
*Legionaire|0_0 falls outta ascention...
*Legionaire|0_0 is now known as Legionaire
< Legionaire > *huff-puff* thats whatcha get *huff puff* for messing with us
*Legionaire exists as Murray drops to floor in unimaginable pain...

 :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 05, 2004, 04:28:05 AM
*attaches jump leads to Legionaire's testacles and hooks them up to a nuclear power plant*

"Ready for a little jolt?"

*releases all the possible electricity he can into the wires*

*watches Legionaire's groin explode*

*removes the wires and leaves Legionaire with his pain*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 05, 2004, 07:52:50 AM
*Has godmode again, thanks to Murray.  Stabs Sim again for fun, sets Murray on fire and throws him into and oil well.  Has a burger as oil well explodes in background.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 05, 2004, 11:00:33 AM
*Puzzled to know how everyone escaped his virus*
*Uses brain ray to make everyone except Talyn and Sim form and orderly line, arms linked*
*Borrows wires from Talyn and connects one at either end of human chain*
*Throws switch*

You two fancy a vindaloo?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 05, 2004, 11:25:05 AM
Not a curry fan.

*grabs the electrical wire and shoves it up Epideme's arse*

Anyone for a kebab?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 05, 2004, 01:09:40 PM
*cries from all the stabbing*

*Steals all the Light evererer and keeps it in special hiding place*

*U535 teh Ub3r 1337 2 Ha2k A11 j00r C0m95*

*whilst hacking disables all invinciblity mods forever*

*Spits in Flojos eye then runs around screaming oh my god its a canary we are all going to die from it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 05, 2004, 01:23:41 PM
*has superior hacking skills and re-initialises god mode*

*uses godly powers which he learnt from flojo using his instant learning super power and makes it so godly powers are forever active*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 05, 2004, 01:49:32 PM
*breaks free from locker and hunts down talyn*


*takes talyn and ties him to a post.*
*slowly........pulls out every hair on talyns head,uses his hair to pull off each indivual tooth from his mouth. *
*slowly.......... stabs talyn in both of his legs,missing the vital points but still cripling him.*
*bandages talyn up so that he can't die*
*takes a razor blade and slowly cuts off talyns eye lids.*
*pours salt and lemon juice on talyns eyes.*
since he can't blink out the salt and lemon juice he is forced to scratch out his eyeballs.
anyone else wanna mess wit me.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 05, 2004, 02:03:26 PM
*heals himself using the god mode which he learnt from Flojo via his instant leaning super power obtained in the 'super powers' thread*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 05, 2004, 02:10:21 PM
*uses mystical powers to turn off all god modes everywhere and then makes everyone forget they existed.*
*does the previous again.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 05, 2004, 02:12:48 PM
Quote from: Talyn... Yes, that's right, ME!!
*uses godly powers which he learnt from flojo using his instant learning super power and makes it so godly powers are forever active*


Sorry quite, beat you there!
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 05, 2004, 05:13:44 PM
damnit i didn't read it all. well in that case*turns on god mode for himself*
*grabs bo staff,and waits for talyn.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 05, 2004, 05:27:11 PM
*grabs quite warrior and chops off his leg*

*shoves him onto a huge silver hook that is almost impossible to drag yourself off of*

*locks up all the airtight doors, throws quite's leg into a bag, and smashes a bunch of VX gas in the room,*

*watches quite squirm im pain on the hook like bait*

*laughs*

Yeah that bit's from the TCSM so...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 06, 2004, 02:06:07 AM
*Points out to Talyn that shoving a single electrical wire up ones arse would not complete a circuit*
*Kicks Talyn in the groin for being a dumbARSE and conects him to both wires*
*Builds giant waffle toaster and shoves Frozen inside*
*Uses electrically charged Talyn to power waffle toaster*

Screw you guys, I'm going for a vindaloo.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 06, 2004, 04:36:26 AM
*Reminds Epideme that a all living animals are natural conductors, and electricity flows in a circuit through them, like a circle, and that a human body WOULD therefore complete the circuit... How else could people be electrocuted dumbARSE!*

*reminds Epideme that TOASTING Frozen, would not electrify her, it would heat/burn her*

*steals Epideme's vindaloo and uses DNA re-sequencing to create the Mutton Vindaloo Beast*

*takes control of the Mutton Vindaloo Beast and sets it on Sim*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 06, 2004, 07:15:17 AM
*Kicks epidemi in the nuts, then throws him into the sky and makes a barrage of lightning bolts fry him to a crisp.*

Who said you could have godmode???

*Takes godmode away from everyone, makes it where only Flojo, Talyn, Legionaire, and Frozen can have godmode.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 06, 2004, 01:22:58 PM
alright if i can't have god mode ill go to the next best thing.
*phases off of fishhook and phases legs back on*
*puts all the people with god mode in a god proof box.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 06, 2004, 01:29:39 PM
*materialises a god-box-opener and cuts a hole in the box*

*escapes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Celestia_Miyu on April 06, 2004, 03:15:02 PM
*Spins around untill she falls off of a cliff, and then pukes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 06, 2004, 03:55:24 PM
*hops out of toaster completely unharmed and slightly melted*
Title: Free For All
Post by: SilverDragonsBlood on April 06, 2004, 04:28:47 PM
After boredom strikes from watching from high above the clouds a black haired/winged angel hovers over the hole in the god proof box and speaks a word *Ansoul* hole disipears and so does Talyn *he reappears in the box* Speaking another word *Sinzel* the box glows purple and now no one under god mode can ecape and when a person goes to god mode it sucks them in.

summons killer Hiei and Kurama and braces for an attack. :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 06, 2004, 05:46:49 PM
alright if all the gods are gone then i guess ill go after 1 letter off.... MOD
*goes at darkduck wit a katana*.......to be continued.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 07, 2004, 06:47:20 AM
*Since he can do anything in god mode, Flojo teleports everyone out of the box and makes it quit existing.  He then hits Quitewarrior in th ehead with a beer bottle.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 07, 2004, 06:56:41 AM
*stands around doing nothing*

*looks sinister*

To be continued...

Yes, that's right, you'll have to wait till next post to find out what REALLY happened!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 07, 2004, 07:54:16 AM
*Sets the Veritas Academy on fire.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Inu-Yasha151 on April 07, 2004, 05:39:34 PM
Regains power from spell on god proof box and sends Hiei and Kuarama go get some doughnuts.

Creates a rain cloud over Veritas and causes a flood. throws giant fruit loops out for the people to climb on. makes rain cloud go away and sommons evil band of demons and flying mokey people.

"Attack my flying monkey people and my demons."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 07, 2004, 09:24:51 PM
*laughs at wind*
*laughs at rain*
*stares at floor*
(Don't ask...)

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 08, 2004, 04:37:16 AM
*Points out to Talyn that since he was only touching ONE wire, an electrical circuit was NOT complete and therefor he was NOT fried*
*Points out to Talyn also that this is junior level (I'm talkin' year 4 here) electrical knowledge*

>*Asks Sim to confirm*

*Pours lager over vindaloo beast*
*Kicks Talyn in the groin - again - for being a dumbARSE - again*
*Puts Frozen back into giant waffle toaster and locks the lid*
*Builds Napster (does that age me?) version of god mode - technically it ain't god mode so's you can't take it away from me but it can do the same stuff*
*Hides in a parralel universe eating a new vindaloo*

*Still puzzled at how everyone escaped his virus (except Murray)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 08, 2004, 04:45:15 AM
*runs after Quite and tackles*

*grabs katana and gives it to DarkDuck*

*slams Quite into a wall, scalps him, puts a raggedy anne wig on him and steps back to admire the work*

*shoves a huge sharp pole through Quite's neck, then forces him to bend over and forces it through his leg*

*leaves him there to bleed to death*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 08, 2004, 07:37:29 AM
*reminds Epideme that in The Matrix Revolutions, Neo gets half his face off by JUST ONE WIRE*
*informs Epideme that we're talking bit electrical wire, say, two inches in diameter, with all the little wires inside that contribute to making it a brutal weapon*
*burns Epideme's entire Universe with a Hyper-Nuclear bomb*
*reminds Epideme that there have been many films where, JUST ONE WIRE has been used to electocute people*
*reminds Epideme that this is not real life and then burns him with Napalm, lots and lots of Napalm*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 08, 2004, 08:40:20 AM
Flojo:  "Awww, screw this!"

*Gives up Godmode :eek: and shifts into a left fighting horse stance.*

Flojo:  "Bring it!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 08, 2004, 09:13:17 AM
*burns flojo with Napalm*

Talyn: Never give up god mode...

*shakes his head and flies away*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 08, 2004, 09:19:30 AM
Talyn:

......................... _________
             This, negative >       -[_________]+  < This, positive



            This, full circuit >    
< ---  -[_________]+ -<-
                                      |..................................|
                                      |..................................|
                                      |..................................|
                                       -->------->------->------->---


         This, your 'circuit' >  
  < ---  -[_________]+
                                      |                                  
                                      |                                  
                                      |                                  
                                       -->------->:rolleyes:   < Me

See now? No? Forget it.

*Reminds Talyn that films are NOT REAL LIFE*
*Feels foolish for trying to argue with the arrogant*
*Effects recently discovered Omega 13 device and unburns everything (yes, I did type all this in under 13 seconds and yes your napalm/nuke did take 1hr 49 mins to take effect, don't start)
*Wraps nuke in napalm, shoves it dowm Talyn's throat and kicks him out of parallel universe*
*Goes back to his curry*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 08, 2004, 09:23:12 AM
*napalm explodes*

*Talyn burps*

Talyn: Pardon me.

*laughs at Epideme's futile attempt to kill someone who's using god mode*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 08, 2004, 09:27:05 AM
*Using Napster enhanced illegal godmode, revokes godmode of all other members BEFORE they have chance to stop him*
*Compresses confiscated godmodes*
*Assimilates confiscated godmodes*
*Realises he used WinZip to compress godmode.drv's and all are now consequently corrupted and useless*

Arse.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 08, 2004, 09:34:26 AM
*uses super-power of instant learning to re-learn god mode from his notes*

*uses god mode to destroy Epideme's illegal god mode and the place he obtained it from, as well as every copy that exists*

*uses godly powers to make sure no more copies of god mode can be made*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 08, 2004, 09:45:03 AM
*Takes another little trip with his time machine*
Re-re-vokes godmode from Talyn*
*Eliminates Talyn's notes beyond any possible recovery*
*No, absolutely any*
*Uses Napster godmode to erase Talyn's superpower learny-thingy*
*Re-arranges Talyn's DNA so he can no longer possess superpowers, godmode or that recipe he knows for pot-brownies*
*Phases time machine so no-one can steal it (also hides in different parallel universe to clones*
*Knocks Sim on the head for not backing him up with the electrical physics argument*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 08, 2004, 11:02:03 AM
*Hits Epidemi in the head with a roundhouse kick.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 09, 2004, 03:59:10 AM
*kills Epideme with a poisoned pot brownie*

*cries and begins plotting "Revenge of the God Mode!"*

To be continued...
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 09, 2004, 06:29:25 AM
*Hits Talyn in the head with a force bubble* :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 09, 2004, 06:51:24 AM
*hits Flojo in the head with an emoticon :D  *
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 09, 2004, 07:09:09 AM
*Hits Talyn in the head with a cow  :cow: * :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 09, 2004, 08:23:49 AM
*hits Flojo over the head with a Flojo*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 09, 2004, 10:29:21 AM
*Hits Talyn in the head with Darkduck.* :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 09, 2004, 10:56:44 AM
*hits Flojo in the head with Veritas* :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 09, 2004, 12:05:00 PM
*Hits Talyn in the head with the Internet*  :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 09, 2004, 12:11:47 PM
*hits Flojo round the heat with EVERYTHING simultaneously*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 09, 2004, 03:51:19 PM
*Stabs Talyn with Murasame* :D

That'll teach you to beat me in a head-hitting match!
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 09, 2004, 07:13:13 PM
*takes out a gun and shoots flogo and talyn*
im surprised no one thought of it.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 10, 2004, 05:55:37 AM
*Knuts quitewarrior and resurrects flojo and Talyn*
*Kicks Sim and Falcon for being innactive and boring*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 10, 2004, 05:58:06 AM
Falcon doesn't have the net at his house, lol.
Sim's a boring fart.

*stands around doing nothing*

To be continued...


EDIT: Oh yeah, and uhm... 1000th post! First person to reach it!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 10, 2004, 06:05:00 AM
That can be changed...

*Polishes time machine*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 10, 2004, 09:33:12 AM
*rips of epidemes nuts and feed them to him through a straw.*
*shoves him into his time machine,sends him back to heroshima during ww2,rips out main components of time machine so he can't come back.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 10, 2004, 08:46:54 PM
*Hits quitewarrior with the moon, brings epidemi back.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 11, 2004, 05:19:50 AM
*hits Flojo with a blade of grass*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 11, 2004, 09:24:26 AM
*repeatedly thwaps Flojo with a stick*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 11, 2004, 11:02:01 AM
*Ekplodes in a thousand tiny bits of ham*
*kills smiffy by way of cholesteral* (wow i cant spell)

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 11, 2004, 11:44:39 AM
*hits flogo with the sun*.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 11, 2004, 10:22:24 PM
*Gets pissed off at all the people hitting him.*

Flojo:  "It may be against the rules for me to do this, but..."

ADMINSNAP!!!

*Everyone but Flojo is destroyed in painful, horrible, unimaginable ways and cannot be brought back in any way.  They all cease to exist completely and in all forms, including clones and alternate timelines.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 12, 2004, 06:44:18 AM
Nice one Flojo, now the FFA's dead...

*continues being dead*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 12, 2004, 12:44:37 PM
*the bomb that was left over after everyone died blew up and kills flogo.*
*ffa ends and everyone is dead.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 12, 2004, 01:19:36 PM
*Wonders who the hell flogo is.  Is happy that the bomb didn't kill him instead.  Activates immortality, invincibility, and invulnerability using his gameshark.*

HOLY CRAP!!!  I WON THE FREE-FOR-ALL!!!  I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE!!!

*Hopes no admins or mods notice he used the Adminsnap; is scared he'll get banned for it.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 12, 2004, 01:25:09 PM
*exits to main menu and starts a new game*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 13, 2004, 12:52:45 AM
*bitchslaps Talyn*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 13, 2004, 04:25:16 AM
*whoreslaps Flojo with a Pig*
Title: Free For All
Post by: delcaster on April 13, 2004, 10:17:23 AM
*Puts on earmuffs*
*Makes everyone fall into a deep asleep by reading Talyn's book*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 13, 2004, 12:23:15 PM
Thank's flojo.

*Give's quitewarrior to Talyn to play with*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 13, 2004, 02:06:11 PM
What are you thanking me for?

*Sprays blear into Talyn's eyes, burning them.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 13, 2004, 02:21:13 PM
RAPE! RAPE!! WHY ME?!

*grabs quitewarriors hands, rips them off, grabs quitewarriors feet, rips them off. sows his hands on to his legs and his feet onto his arms*

*cuts a hole in quitewarriors stomach and throws a bucket of hungry piranha in which eat his alive from the inside out*

*grabs delcasters head and injects half a gallon of bleaer into it*

*injects delcasters heart with sulphuric acid*

*ties delcaster up and ties him to a chair, sticky-tapes his eyes open and makes him watch a perpetally looped tape of Barney the Dinosaur*

*grabs Flojo's head and shoves it up his ass*

*videos Flojo squirming and sends it to 'Animals do the Strangest Things'*

*pulls Epideme's tongue out and strangles him with it for being a coward*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 13, 2004, 03:29:50 PM
*Turns Talyn into a DBZer*

Muahahahahaha!!!

*Talyn runs in circles around Flojo, tries to do a Kamehameha, trips, and falls off a cliff.  Flojo videotapes this and sells it to the Weekly World News.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 13, 2004, 04:17:15 PM
*joins the fight
*laughs at talyn
*starts throwing overradiated marshmallows at flojo

cower in fear of my overradiated marshmallows! Mwahahahahaha
Title: Free For All
Post by: delcaster on April 13, 2004, 04:24:40 PM
*goes through detoxification*

*drops anvil off the cliff and smothers Talyn's body*

*throws nuclear gram crackers at flojo to make radiation smores*

*laughs at everyone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 13, 2004, 04:32:40 PM
*laughs at talyn's smothered body (again)
*starts nibbling flojo, turns into large green potato from radiation, starts using mighty potato powers
Title: Free For All
Post by: Apathetic on April 13, 2004, 04:42:24 PM
*comes out of left field and cowers in fear of mighty potatoes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 13, 2004, 04:59:59 PM
no one beats the power of the potato
NO ONE!!
I AM OMNIPOTENT!!
ps: go ireland!
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 13, 2004, 05:35:22 PM
ruruouni puts up a shield to protect him self and kills all others by not giving them the shield and also eats potatoes -____-  i love potatoes
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 13, 2004, 06:06:33 PM
*Waits for rurounibatosai to take a crap
* then eats him
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 13, 2004, 06:22:43 PM
*starts charging the adminsnap*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 13, 2004, 07:01:51 PM
*wonders what the heck adminsnap is
*then reads beginning of post and finds out
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 14, 2004, 04:31:40 AM
AGAIN WITH THE RAPING!! ARGH!!

*pulls Flojo's hair out and makes it in a rope*

*cuts the rope in half*

*ties one half to one leg and the other half to his other leg*

*ties both ropes to fighter jets*

*makes the fighter jets fly away from each other*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 14, 2004, 08:21:23 AM
*Due to Flojo's super-strong leg muscles, the jets never make it off the ground.  The ropes break and Flojo gets up and magickally somehow heals his hair and takes the ropes off.  Grabs Talyn, knocks him out, and installs Windows XP on his brain.  Talyn's brain performs an illegal function and must be shut down.  Talyn's head explodes.  Flojo transforms into the Ninja Pirate Captain.*

Ninja Pirate Captain:  "Arrr, how do ye' landlubbers think ye' will be a-beatin' me scurvy crew o' ninja pirates?"
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 14, 2004, 01:08:33 PM
*calls in the irish drunks, the mean ones
*orders them to get everyone drunk
*steals everyones wallet
*then tells the irishmen to beat the crap out of everyone
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 14, 2004, 01:08:45 PM
*further charges the adminsnap so that it is more powerful then flojo's was.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 14, 2004, 01:42:37 PM
*Kicks the asses of the drunken apes*
Drunken people suck at fighting!
*sees Jackie Chan*
*runs like hell*
I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK! YAAAARGH!!!!!

Chris the ninja pirate! Yaaaaarrrrr! Where be my beloved Donkey? :D  :D  :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 14, 2004, 02:36:24 PM
*trips murray while hes running away
*gets hit in the crotch with a football
*rolls around on the ground holding his groin
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 14, 2004, 02:37:52 PM
Alright, let me explain something.  I'm not Chris the Ninja Pirate (whoever the hell that is) I'm Flojo the Ninja Pirate Captain!

Aye, yer' adminsnap may be powerful, quitewarrior, but It'll do ye' no good if you live not to use it!

ADMINSNAP

Everyone is dead and can't be brought back, like before.

Arrrr!
^_*
*_^
*_*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 14, 2004, 04:15:21 PM
*has cheeseburger sheild, isnt affected
*uses deadly powers to call up michael jackson, all of the boys are raped
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 14, 2004, 04:25:08 PM
*restarts game*
*you think your adminsnap was powerful then watch this*
Adminsnap
thats right i used the super ultimate end all adminsnaps there was.
*everyone dies and can't be brought back.*
*flojo i challenge you to a special event.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 14, 2004, 04:44:50 PM
*cheeseburger sheild still protects me
*turns on linkin park and wails on quitewarrior
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 14, 2004, 04:53:02 PM
*eventually shadowwarrior13 dies from being obese and high cholestral from his cheeseburger shield like so many americans.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 14, 2004, 05:15:51 PM
*before he dies, he gets richard simmons to exercise him, gets healthy and gets liposuction
*throws all of the fat at quitewarrior
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 14, 2004, 09:42:55 PM
first kills shadowgayass makes him choke on balls and uses distubed music as a weapon
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 15, 2004, 04:05:01 AM
LMAO! haha that's a good one...

*grabs ruroun by the throat, puts a gask mask on, throws him into a room filled with a deadly virus, locks the door, and blares Down with the Sickness.*

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing... broken your servant I kneel... will you give it to me... it seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing... in me... looking at my own reflection when suddenly it changes... violently it changes... oh no the world is a scary place, now that you've woken up the demon in me...

Lmao I love Disturbed.
Title: Take This!
Post by: shenshadow on April 15, 2004, 10:21:26 AM
shen::PRIEST MORPH!!!!!!!!
*changes into the satanic catholic priest from your nightmares*
*stripps Frozen naked, and throw him altar boy clothes*
*Frozen is forced to put them on by shen, singing "the sickness" backwards!*
*The evil satanic Catholic preist then drop his pants, and butt-rapes the HELL out of frozen...*
shen, or preist man..::::FROZEB IS CONDEMED TO HELL BY MY DEMON SEED I JUST PLANED IN HIS SOUL THROUGH IS ANUS!!!!!!!
* the satanic preist then changes back into shenshadow...ghasping for breath....*
     note:: the language was needed, sorry admins!
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 15, 2004, 10:49:04 AM
frozens a girl.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on April 15, 2004, 12:31:28 PM
Strongbad *falls from the sky in a screaming ball of flame, nails shenshadow onimpact causing a large crater and massive dust cloud*

*stands up, brushes himself off and seems to be sporting red boxing gloves, Trogdor T-shirt, and Mexican westling mask*

Strongbad  "Anyone seen a little annoying guy with no arms, running around here?"

*Looks down in the crater and sees he accidently smoked shenshadow*

"ahhhhh...crap"
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 15, 2004, 04:05:34 PM
shuts stronggays mouth and kills him with human eating potatoes
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 15, 2004, 06:51:59 PM
*casts a spell as a spirit to reanimate his dead body
*beats the shit out of rurounibatosai, then shoves a 3000 pound sumo wrestler up his ass
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 15, 2004, 09:02:57 PM
takes a dump and shits the sumo wrestler right back out and makes shadow suck his own dick and accidentily amkes him eat it
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 16, 2004, 07:08:46 AM
*is adminslapped*
*h4xx3z himself back into life*
*grabs shenshadow into a rather nasty armbreaking grip*
God dammit, you sick fuck! And doing that to a girl?
*Kicks him 3 metres away*
*Draws a Katana*
*Jumps and stabs shenshadow in the heart*
*Suddenly standing behind rurounibatosai*
*rurounibatosai makes a short gurglesound, and then falls apart into 37 pieces*
That should have cleaned the topic up a bit!
*Looks at rurounibatosai*
... or maybe not.
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 16, 2004, 09:01:44 AM
*comes from behind and suffocated murray with a paper bag*
*uses same paper bag to gather pieces or ruronibutosai*
no its cleaned up a bit
*vanishes into shadows.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on April 16, 2004, 11:10:29 AM
Strongbad turns out to be an irishman, whips around eats the Potatoe from the inside out, licks his chops, sumomns Trogdor, who burninates rurounibatosai into some ashes.
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 16, 2004, 03:11:41 PM
gets the seven dragon balls and revives himself and kicks murrays and stronggayass's ass and finally captures them, inside his masterballs -from pokemon so they dont kome out and also the rest and wins and mabye farts in the prosses
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 16, 2004, 04:24:11 PM
*steals the masterballs*
*frees murray and strong before they suffocate*
*Uses 1337 ki sk!llz to blast a hole in rurounibatosai's face*
*farts*
*gas kills off anyone not wearing a gas mask*
*summons a cow to sit on the shadows quitewarrior hid inside*
*:cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on April 16, 2004, 05:53:24 PM
StrongBAD boxes shadows face in, releases the others from pokeballs, and commands  them all to help him conquer the world.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 16, 2004, 06:31:54 PM
*is secrectly hiding inside a ham sandwitch waiting for the perfect moment to leap out and kill them all*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 16, 2004, 07:15:37 PM
*burns the ham sandwhich smiffy is in
*coughs up HUGE dick and sows it back on
*performs the secret nuclear burning fart attack and blows everyone up
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 16, 2004, 07:26:38 PM
Heh... You ready for this?

*seizes Shadow by the hair, wrenches head back, pours cyanide down his throat*

*flips him over onto his back, shoves grapes up his butt*

*laughs*

Okay best I can do... getting rusty.
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 16, 2004, 08:05:32 PM
*runs to bathroom to piss out cyanide and crap out grapes
*slits frozens throat, then melts him (pun!)
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 17, 2004, 12:23:35 AM
saves frozen and kills shadow by his him by using my ultimate attack hamakakru himnereiki -rurouni kenshins move
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 17, 2004, 11:17:59 AM
*stabs smiffy's cow because he almost sat on him hiding in the shadows.*
*straps everyone in little chairs and performs the chinese water torture on all of them.*
*Unstraps everyone and watches how they retardly attack eachother.*
*hides back in shadows*
*wonders why the free for all isn't a sticky yet.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 17, 2004, 11:28:41 AM
*performs super-stupid-ultimate attack hooberdooberforptolac, another one of those made up attacks, on ruroni
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 17, 2004, 12:31:16 PM
shuts shadows hooberdooberforptolac.....     piece of shit up and kills his gay ass with his reverse blade sword and turns into the batosai  :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 17, 2004, 12:44:08 PM
*laughs because puny reverse blade sword does nothing but break on mighty muscles
COUGH*obsessionwithanime*COUGH
Title: Deal with this!
Post by: delcaster on April 17, 2004, 06:58:05 PM
*Finds random magick remote lying on floor...*

*Zaps everyone into t.v. land*

*Turns to WWII Channel where everyone is killed by nuclear bomb"

*Then turns on DBZ where Goku and the Z-fighters kick the crap out of their astral bodies*

*shuts t.v. off, pulls out plug, destroys all tv
s on planet*
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 17, 2004, 07:45:32 PM
reverses the reverse blade sword and says oops but kills shadow and delcaster because all dbz characters are my homies
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 18, 2004, 06:45:50 AM
Quote from: shadowwarrior13
*runs to bathroom to piss out cyanide and crap out grapes
*slits frozens throat, then melts him (pun!)

 (Heh... congrats you're the first one today. HE + S before H = ME)

*reforms into two water figures*

*consumes Shadow, and freezes him inside*

*Stands still and keeps on thickening the ice to make Shadow more uncomfortable*

*other water figure reforms into a human, grabs katana, and walks out*
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 18, 2004, 10:05:44 AM
wonders wat a katana is but is so busy taking a shit then goes out again in his thinking place and thinks...........................................kills shadow by putting him in a freezer
Title: Free For All
Post by: Falcon on April 19, 2004, 03:34:54 AM
Falcon didn't like the fact that rurounibatosai put Frozen in a freezer so Falcon got rurounibatosa and ramed his head into a locker and ran him over with a steam roller.
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on April 19, 2004, 03:42:52 AM
pokes falcon with a long pointy stick for no aparunt reason until ether the stick staps or falcon dies of bordom
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 19, 2004, 07:58:43 AM
I didnt ram frozens head u gay mofo  :mad:

nice job tiny  :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 19, 2004, 12:15:08 PM
Suddenly, a sinister figure drops from the sky....

*Is riding a nuclear bomb heading towards the battlefield*
YEEEHAAAW!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 19, 2004, 02:07:13 PM
*coats the nuclear bomb in ice and freezes everything to the point where it isn't flammable anymore*

*takes the stick from Tiny, shoves it into his eye, rips it out, dices it into a million pieces, shoves it back into his bleeding socket, and repeats the steps on the other eye*

*grabs Ruroun by the throat, slams him against a brick wall, squeezes his vertebrate straight through his windpipe, pierces both his lips, and locks them together with a masterlock then gives the key to Falcon*
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 19, 2004, 03:24:17 PM
ah hell nah its rurouni dork
bitchslaps frozen and knocks him out and I use my telekinetic powers to take the key away from falcon and shoves it up frozens mout and makes him choke on it until he dies
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 19, 2004, 03:32:07 PM
Quote from: rurounibatosai
ah hell nah its rurouni dork
bitchslaps frozen and knocks him out and I use my telekinetic powers to take the key away from falcon and shoves it up frozens mout and makes him choke on it until he dies


*reincarnates self, spits out the key, and makes it telekinetic proof*

*shoves rurouni into a boiling pot of tar and laughs*

I guess people will keep calling me a guy... ah whatever.
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 19, 2004, 03:49:37 PM
*melts into the shadows
*creats a shadowy-portally looking thing that sucks everyone in except me
*tosses a nuke in and closes the portally thing
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 19, 2004, 03:54:00 PM
while falling teleports somewhere else and kills sahdow by shoving him into his own portal and laughs muhahhahhah   :cool:
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 19, 2004, 05:01:06 PM
*laughs even more because he cant be killed by his own portal
*worse than death.... throws ruroni into room and lock door, and in room is none other than.....Michael Jackson and OJ Simpson !!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 19, 2004, 05:15:28 PM
*Impales elf on pike*
*laughs at rain*
*dies of own insanity*
*Is reborn as Tim the god of all things evil and slimy!*
*Laughs at rain again...*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 19, 2004, 05:45:23 PM
are you a bit behind, or did you forget to take your meds? cause that made no sense
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 19, 2004, 05:54:04 PM
*Insanity always beats strength my friend*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: shenshadow on April 19, 2004, 06:02:15 PM
*admits defeat, sorry frozen* damn this is funny.
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 19, 2004, 06:27:48 PM
good point, underworlder. anyways,
*skips in circles and sings the doom song
doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 19, 2004, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: shadowwarrior13
good point, underworlder. anyways,
*skips in circles and sings the doom song
doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom doom doom da doom da da doom doom da doom doom da da doom




i wonder if anyone can sing that long  but anywaygets out of the room by
killing both gay fools and teleports shadow to the gay parade and shadow dies from gayness  :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 19, 2004, 10:01:53 PM
that is funny though shadow
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 20, 2004, 05:00:43 AM
*takes a big stick, and stabs it down shadowwarriors head, so it goes down to his stomach*
*shadowwarrior starts bleeding from his eyes and ears*
*shuts his mouth and ears with cotton*
*shadowwarriors face is slowly turning red*
*sticks his eyes into his skull*
*shadowwarriors skull cracks from the extra pressure*
*cuts his neck off, but not the stick*
*drags out the stick*
*has shadowwarriors deformed head on the stick*
*stabs the stick through his stomach, so the last thing he sees while trying to scream and cry from the extreme pain is his inside*

Beat that one, Frozen!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 20, 2004, 07:06:07 AM
*wonders where Flojo has gotten to, and all these feeble n00bs are*

*uses a pirate copy of adminsnap*

*head asplodes*

*reincarnates self*

*curses repeatedly trying to figure out a new scheme*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Darkduck on April 20, 2004, 09:05:29 AM
I hate pirate copies...*hides all his pirate stuff behind couch* *uses adminsnap* Yes ladies, I can still do it.
*talyn's stomach starts coming out through his mouth*
*talyn make strange gurgling noises*
*talyn's guts explode out through his skin, and strangle him to death*

Hmmm...ewww. That was digusting :\
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 20, 2004, 09:43:34 AM
*Army of ninja pirates vomit in rage and slay Underworlder*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 20, 2004, 10:30:27 AM
Watches the yucky scene...

There's only one thing missing now!
*Plays Leki - break girl*
(Was that the right name?)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 20, 2004, 01:34:08 PM
*grabs Murray by the side of the head, forces needles into the sides of his head, laughs*

*pulls out one of the needles, pulls out one of his eyes and tongue with it, sews the eye and tongue to Murray's butthole*

*stitches Murray's nostrils together, then sticks a pretty pink flower in between the loose stitches*

*force feeds him laxatives*

So you have the delight of having first hand experience of what it's like to lick and watch your butt.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 20, 2004, 05:04:47 PM
Muahaha! Fool! you did not slay me!
you only killed my stunt double!!!
*Stunt double falls over dead*
*I use him as an oversized paperweight*
*I use the ultimate ability!*
*Insanity+!!!*
*Adminsnap is now disabled!*
*whos crazy now huh?!*
*My goat tells me to Burn things buddy!  Oh yes...*
*I dance like a madman*
*The Emporer would like some more pie!*

Mad Cow  :elephant: :cow:  :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 21, 2004, 07:24:37 AM
Argh, your RABBIT! It's you RABBIT!!!!

Hahaha, Frozen! Rusty? You? Auch!

*gets someone to drive him to the hospital*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 21, 2004, 07:26:01 AM
*Throws Underworlder overboard.*

"Arrr, ye' have no business on me pirate ship, landlubber!"

^_^
*_^
^_*
*_*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on April 21, 2004, 08:40:26 AM
*makes a vortex*
*jumps in to protect self*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 21, 2004, 08:54:24 AM
*Destroys vortex.*

o_0
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 21, 2004, 10:50:22 AM
*Eats pie*
*Bologna!*
*Summons fat people*
*Summons Bob Dole*
*Bob Dole eats bacon!*  
(Bob Dole ain't gonna take this shit!)
*I laugh at the wind*
*The wind laughs back and the flojo dies of insanity!*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 22, 2004, 03:24:12 AM
You seem like a safe guy...

Care to drive me to the hospital?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on April 22, 2004, 04:17:21 AM
*Takes a hose and makes a waterslide to the hospital*

*hands Murray a tube and says go ahead, ride*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 22, 2004, 07:40:00 AM
*Is resurrected as Hitler.  Uses Nazisnap to obliterate Underworlder.  Rides waterslide to hospital with Murray.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 22, 2004, 06:25:06 PM
*Ressurects as George W. Bush*
*Uses Politicalsnap!*
*All die of insanity to bushes political agenda!*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 22, 2004, 06:45:46 PM
i cant die from insanity, its my friend
*shows george w bush a mathbook, he dies instantly
*turns on the one thing nobody can stand..... Michael Bolton!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 23, 2004, 07:06:06 AM
*Turns on Eminem on full volume.  Everyone screams and dies of boredom.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 23, 2004, 09:28:57 AM
*puts on hamster earmuffs
*gets michael bolton.... doing karaoke!!!
*then uses mighty sheep bladder to kill everyone
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 23, 2004, 10:08:33 AM
*Takes bladder away and fills it with C4.  Force feeds it to shadowwarrior13.*

BOOM!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 23, 2004, 10:10:43 AM
*watches explosion*
*gets out bowl*
*runs around collecting the bits to put in a stew*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 23, 2004, 12:32:30 PM
*Grabs pot and yoinks (don't you just love that word?) stew ingredients from Smiffy*
*Puts on hamburger earmuffs - now with improved pickle-matrix*
*Borrows Spice Girls cd from vitamyst and plays at full volume, using that massive amp-speaker set-up from Back to the Future Pt1*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 23, 2004, 03:15:06 PM
*dances like a buffoon to spice girls
*gets delorean from back to the future, kills eberyone as babies
(back to the future rocks, listenin to Huey Lewis & The News right now)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 23, 2004, 09:15:39 PM
*Grows a mustach*
*shaves it off*
*Throws shavings in smiffy's eyes*
(If vegetarians don't want you to eat animals then why are animals made of meat?)

tasty moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 24, 2004, 02:09:23 AM
*is at the hospital*
*getting better*
*takes waterslide back to the battlefield :p *
*Listens to all the good quality music playing*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 24, 2004, 07:07:32 AM
*Respawns, courtesy of UT 2004 accident*
*Throwns on 'Johnny B. Goode' and plays through amp*
Title: Free For All
Post by: spirit on April 24, 2004, 08:18:35 AM
*summons a dancing elephant ghost :elephant: *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 24, 2004, 11:16:38 AM
*Kills elephant ghost with uber mega super ultimate zappy attack hyper mega thunder fire ice improved enhanced anti-elephant ghost ray gun*

*Burns Amp*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 24, 2004, 12:40:37 PM
*uses 1337 magical abilities to revive amp*
*watches from safe distance*
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 24, 2004, 12:41:10 PM
summons disturbed plays prayer summons demons becomes evil and  locks
everyone is killed by throwing them into hell and i win the rest get torcher and die

DAMN IM COLD
LOLS
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 24, 2004, 12:52:39 PM
*Hides in paralleloverse while ruroundibtsosai -x-
*Hides in paralleloverse while rorunibtisy -x-
*Hides in paralleloverse while runroundbatty -x-

*Hides in paralleloverse while R does above*
*Eats a cookie*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on April 24, 2004, 03:22:54 PM
* Lies around the midst of all this, and Takes a Nap.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 25, 2004, 01:37:51 AM
*threatens Satan to release him*
*is alive*
*kicks rorounibatosai's ass with 1337 Capoeira skillz*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 25, 2004, 10:10:22 AM
*Becomes Stan (Uber Satan) and prods Epideme witha  sharp pointy object*

" Stan loves sharp pointy objects 'huffufffuffuf' "
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 25, 2004, 12:33:35 PM
*Moves*
*Brains Sim with Talyn*
*0|_|7  1337'5 ^^|_|rr4'/*

Murray is dead.

*Enables communist mode*
*Resurects everyone and goes in search of revolutionist pig-dogs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on April 26, 2004, 06:22:51 AM
*is dead*
*threatens Satan to release him*
*kicks Epidemes ass with 1337 Capoeira skillz*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 26, 2004, 11:30:04 AM
*Sit's in icebucket*
*Notices in Murray's avatar that his crotch is hideously unprotected and polishes steel toecaps*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 26, 2004, 01:20:47 PM
*Wakes up*

*Kicks Talyn for braining him (albeit via Epideme)*

*Kills satan (I am stan after all) and takes over hell*

*Drags Murray back down*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on April 26, 2004, 01:56:23 PM
*looks at Sim*wow a man after my heart can i join you forces Sim? plz...
*starts to burn all the corpses*don't wanna get the black plage eh?
Title: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Strongbad on April 26, 2004, 03:26:54 PM
Takes a big breath, turns over, and snores like that guy that you rerally hate to sleep in the same house with.
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on April 26, 2004, 04:49:52 PM
uses telekinetic force to reflect the missle and kills murray joins forces with sim and stabs him in the back takes over hell
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 27, 2004, 06:26:19 AM
*Uses lanky go-go-gadget arms to pull rurounibatosai out of hell*
*Locks him in Strongbat's closet until he goes crazy from all the snoring*
*Restarts Sim's heart, albeit via jump leads attatched to his nipples*
*Eats a cookie*
Title: Free For All
Post by: cometh the man on April 27, 2004, 06:37:12 AM
Cometh the man and first lamb of spring challenge dd to a duel you scurvy naive.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 27, 2004, 08:08:36 AM
Scurvey niave... That makes little sense... I think you were looking for the word knave fool

*spins staff around, mocking everyone*
*runs away before anyone decides to attack*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 27, 2004, 08:36:35 AM
*Sets those bitches from Talyn's college on fire.  Uses bacon magic to summon the almighty lord of bacon to attack Epideme.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 27, 2004, 08:54:43 AM
*laughs as the bitches burn*
*grabs Falcon and uses him as a Martial Arts practice dummy*
*rips Falcon in two and shoves Falcon's torso over Sim's head (from the hole where his legs were once connected)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 27, 2004, 09:39:17 AM
*Pours kerosene on Sim and the disfigured Falcon and sets them on fire.  Hands Talyn a bleaer and opens one of his own to drink while enjoying the bonfire.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 27, 2004, 10:15:52 AM
*Roasts Almighty Lord of Bacon on bonfire and eats him*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 27, 2004, 10:23:41 AM
*Invokes spinach magic to summon the spinach monster.  Spinach monster eats Epideme.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 27, 2004, 10:48:52 AM
*Eat's way out of spinach monster's stomach*
*Whistles the 'Popeye' theme*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 27, 2004, 11:34:16 AM
*opens his bleaer and grabs Epideme round the neck*
*pours the bleaer into Epideme's eyes*
*fills the empty can with Nitro Glycerine*
*shoves the can down Epideme's throat*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 27, 2004, 01:24:07 PM
*Cough's can into Talyn's face*
*Can explodes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Daiken on April 27, 2004, 01:44:50 PM
*Takes degree in plant biology*
*Takes masters degree in plant biology*
*Takes doctorate in plant biology*

*Breeds toxic and highly intelligent plant*
*Sells toxic plant to garden centres near Talyn and Epideme*
*Talyn and Epideme buy plants and put them in their bathrooms, where they look very nice*
*Talyn and Epideme both run baths and get in. Relaxed by the vapours emitted by the plant, they fail to notice as its toxic creepers slide into the bath with them, turning the water green... as well as their skin. Boils begin to appear. They grow, filled with an insidious and malignant goo...*

*Talyn and Epideme run naked through streets to their hospitals, provoking shouts of both abuse and disdain (as well as laughter) from the townspeople. The smiles disappear when the boils blow in a crowded high street, covering everyone in green slime. They are chased from town, naked, green and bleeding, but still alive... just.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 27, 2004, 03:07:55 PM
*Takes degree in plant biology*
*Takes masters degree in plant biology*
*Takes doctorate in plant biology*

*breeds a plant that is highly competitive with the toxic plant created by Daiken*
*the plant creates an antibody*
*takes the antidote and heads to the garden centres in his helicopter*
*burns the centres with napalm, lots and lots of napalm*
*burns the antibody plant before Epideme can get any, and watches Epideme die, twitching in the street*

*finds Daiken*
*gets out his super cattle prod, only used in those extreme situations*
*rams it into Daiken's balls*
*fries Daiken with 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Volts of electricity*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 27, 2004, 03:32:47 PM
Who's the new guy? I like his style!

*Dies*
*There is no more room in hell so is sent back*
*Stan sorry*

*Puts on rubber gloves*
*Lays 1m long, 2mm thick copper wire on Talyn's head, one end leading to greenhorn's crotch*
*Talyn toast*
*Epideme not sorry*

And stop stealing my sig.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on April 27, 2004, 10:04:59 PM
*Rolls over, and wakes up, and feels refreshed from a good nap*
*Looks around at all these damn weird plants*
*gets a chem/bio/nuke suit, and a weed wacker*
*rips the cord and buzzes the entire place, so that all the plants are done in Toparys*

Decides that these people need to see a true Evil genius, so he builds an EMP bomb, detonates it, thusly frying all their computers and Gizmos.

Looks at his own computer that was protected with a THYZORN trip circuts.

Proceeds to beat the Living Shit out of Daiken...Just because he can.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 28, 2004, 06:47:18 AM
*Uses cool Matrix-type powers to sever wire right before Talyn is electrocuted, and attaches it to Epideme lightning-fast, so Epideme is fried.  Kicks Strongbad in the crotch and pulls out 75-inch katana*

Bring it!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 28, 2004, 07:39:17 AM
*Uses cool Jedi-Type powers to bitch-slap theFlojo for missing him out of the VC*

Takes GCSE in English

*Kllz U al wit mi supa awsum speling*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on April 28, 2004, 08:16:57 AM
Takes the English SATS

*oaigh sn tohv whiow hlgb skg adj gslisk. hg I HIOW ainag badgiah!!!!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 28, 2004, 08:25:51 AM
Sorry Sim.  I forgot about you ^_^'  I'll throw you in against BlacK.  Sorry.

*!crotchkk Epideme
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on April 28, 2004, 08:31:53 AM
*Blocks kick with knees*

Grabs Flojo and procedes to hurt her mercifuly, because she is a she and i cant stand hurting shes.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 28, 2004, 08:34:21 AM
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHE!?!?!?!?!?

*Rips Strongbad to pieces in rage, then throws him in a super-prison cell from which there is no escape with Sage Jolonar for all eternity.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Daiken on April 28, 2004, 11:19:47 AM
*wears sexy rubber pants, preventing Talyn from electrocuting him*

*sends Talyn free tickets for the Eurotunnel*

*waits until Talyn is halfway across, then seals the exits and cuts the power*

*releases rival tribes of killer monkeys into the tunnel, who have been brainwashed with images of Talyn eating monkeybrains.*

 :fightmonk  :fightmonk :fightmonk :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 28, 2004, 11:25:05 AM
*Grabs Epideme and QuietWarrior and rips out their spines*

*Ties both of them up with Sim's patented *unbreakable by Epideme or QuietWarrior String**

*Rams the Spines through their spleens attaching them together (each spine goes through both spleens)*

*Re-uses illegal VC move (the falling Piano) on both of them*

*Piano Hits*

*CRUNCH*

"Thats for messing with my house..."

*Drinks Blear*


EDIT: With Sage Jolowhatsit thats harsh Flojo thats really harsh...
Title: Free For All
Post by: my salsa on April 28, 2004, 01:39:21 PM
My salsa grabs sim by his reddened complection and shoves a postbox up his ass
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 28, 2004, 02:03:09 PM
*PWNS my salsa*
Title: Free For All
Post by: my salsa on April 28, 2004, 02:08:26 PM
I will then get a flock of wild albertross to slap you silly with their rithem sticks
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on April 28, 2004, 04:15:19 PM
*Strongbad realizing that he is a animated figure, sews himself back together, and draws a large whole in the floor of the prison. Jumps through it, coming out into the main battle fields. sneaks up to the back of Flojo pulls HIS hair back and slits his throat with a dagger, letting the body flop backwards, as the black blood gurgles out of his drowning lungs. Strongbad stops and laughs at his work then slips back into the shadows, Changing his disguise of his true self, A US Navy Spec. Ops soldier from Vietnam.
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on April 28, 2004, 05:12:54 PM
Quote from: Sim
*Grabs Epideme and QuietWarrior and rips out their spines*

*Ties both of them up with Sim's patented *unbreakable by Epideme or QuietWarrior String**

*Rams the Spines through their spleens attaching them together (each spine goes through both spleens)*

*Re-uses illegal VC move (the falling Piano) on both of them*

*Piano Hits*

*CRUNCH*

"Thats for messing with my house..."

*Drinks Blear*


EDIT: With Sage Jolowhatsit thats harsh Flojo thats really harsh...




*uses smiffy's super sofajin technique to break free and heal ones self.*
*fly's back to fight with epideme.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: brolli_shen on April 28, 2004, 07:28:03 PM
has enough goes ssj 4 ozzaru and kills everyone  and completes his  transformation and then burns everyone to ashes
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 29, 2004, 07:06:11 AM
*Goes to hell because he was evil.  Being that Satan and Stan are both dead, Flojo walks right out and uses bacon magic to create a new body.  He then sets the Universe on fire.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 29, 2004, 10:53:30 AM
*Uses newly assimilated bacon magic to summon the almighty lord of bacon to free and heal him*
*Slaps my salsa with an alba-hodge*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on April 29, 2004, 02:22:35 PM
*Returns from the dead*

*Upgrades to Stan again*

*Recaptures Hell*

*Bitch-Slaps Brolli for DBZing*

*Curses Brolli so that oif ever he does anything DBZ-like again he will explode and be dead*

*Grabs my salsa*

*using hells uber labs (hireable at reasonable prices only £99.99 per hour) compresses my salsa into a strange salsa sauce type thing*

*Grabs Epideme and force feeds him my Salsa Salsa*

*Epideme is now poisoned*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 29, 2004, 02:33:29 PM
Look, I'm sorry I blew up your house. Twice.
Stop going for me overtime.
Btw, you need a new stomach. Sorry.

*Belches out poison*
*Slaps Talyn*

*Asks if anyone want's to join him on 'The League of Extraordinary Mental Men' tour, as featuring in:

http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?t=1967&page=2&pp=10
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on April 29, 2004, 07:52:44 PM
*pulls up lawn*
*pulls up lawn chair*
*watches tv*
*goes to sleep*
*dreams smiffy exploded in flame*
*smiffy explodes in flame*
*wakes up and dances a happy jig*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on April 30, 2004, 07:13:41 AM
*Universe is still on fire.  It burns down.  Everyone is dead.  Universe no longer exists.*

Geez, I figured someone would notice that and put it out. o.0

Flojo: "I shotgun that the the universe no longer exists!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 30, 2004, 12:48:16 PM
*creates his own universe*
let there be light
*nothing happens*
*flicks on lightswitch*
*light appears*
i rule
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on April 30, 2004, 03:32:34 PM
*Has died and gone to hell, waiting to be sent back by Stan*

I'll buy you a new house!
Title: Free For All
Post by: _jujitsu_ on May 01, 2004, 10:42:30 AM
*Prepares to go into the free for all by removing his own gonads and putting them on ice in an ubersecret location*
 
*jumps into the free for all with a fake mustache disguise from poundsavers, and starts up a !crotchkick turnament with the grand prize a L337 |\/|1271K4L
|-|0L3 |>UnC|-|3 *
*foolishly they all enter thinking they will win with they're magicks and powers*
 
Pity this new universe smiffy created cant have majick or powers yet - smiffy's book "Universes Do It Yourself TM" had that bit ate by a dog so he was still researching it
 
*tournament starts and smiffy (thinking he's god :rolleyes: ) !crothkicks jujitsu_with his almightly lightswitch powers and grins*
*Smiffy continues to grin and jujitsu grins back sadisticaly back*
*Underworlder notices something about jujitsu and relises it too late to back out of the competition*
"DUDE HE'S GOT NO BALLS"
*Smiffy's grin quickly fades and is replaced by agrey sickened face*
*jujitsu procedes to !crotchkick everyone unconcious*
*while everyone is unconcious jujitsu fuses everyone together into a giant balls of gooey cells and waits to see they're reaction, though not before setting up several cameras*
^this is definately going to be "you've been framed" material^ he thinks to himself
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on May 01, 2004, 07:20:59 PM
Quote from: Smiffy
*creates his own universe*
let there be light
*nothing happens*
*flicks on lightswitch*
*light appears*
i rule

*Walks around in smiffy universe* wow its emty
i call being a titan(powerfull creature almost pwerful as a god)!
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on May 01, 2004, 07:43:51 PM
(age of mythology, right beehe?or just regular old mythology)
*has no clue whats happening because i dont feel like reading 50 pages
*gets a lawn chair and a keg of bleaer and enjoys the show
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 03, 2004, 07:19:20 AM
*Uses uber-cool "mimic attack" to copy Smiffy's post from page 3*


*dumps _Jujitsu_ in a vat of volcanic hot bleaer*
*_Jujitsu_ dies a horribley painful bleaery death*
*goes to TUS*
*rallies his army of fluffbunnies from thier breeding grounds*
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, fluffbunnies cannot be beaten for every 1 you beat 10 more take its place...
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*leads fluffbunnies on a rampage to destroy all sanity as we know it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Strongbad on May 03, 2004, 07:41:38 AM
Goes to Big 5 sports, Buys Brand new Set of Calaway Clubs.
Pulls out a five iron, Goes about beating behee in the head.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 03, 2004, 09:52:22 AM
*Stabs Strongbad with Homestar Runner's body.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: _jujitsu_ on May 03, 2004, 01:30:07 PM
*Appears in hell still under the influence of the bleaer and starts to chat up the devil*
*trys convince the devil to switch his soul with one of the fluffbunnies promising that fluffbunny souls when absorbed can give you silky smooth skin*
*the devil buys it and _jujitsu_ comes back to the earth as a fluffbunny with the magickal power of fluff"
*jumps into volcanic hot blear and dies*
*10 more mackical fluffbunnies with _jujitsu_s soul take its place*
*continues to do so till he is an army of magickal-bleaerinfluenced-fluffbunnies*
*uses his now emense concious and fluff poweres to teleport himselves to fight the_flojos fluffbunnies*
*uses his fluff powers to take control of the fluffbunnies matrix style*
 
MWAH HA HA HA you shall never defeat us
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on May 03, 2004, 07:31:26 PM
*Let there be food!*
*I make a feast with my godlike powers*
*I eat it*
*I sit on smiffy*
*He dies from super crushing*
*He turns into couch form*
*His springs break*
*DEATH TO THE COUCH GOD!*
*Wha... who... Where the hell am I?!*

moo? :cow:  :confused:
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 04, 2004, 07:27:15 AM
*Mimic Attack! (Copies Fibonnaci's post from page 19 of the FFA)*

*In an explosive explosion of blasty goodness, Flojo emerges wielding a spatula*
*Not any normal spatula- a Golden Spatula of Doooom (comes with Smiffy killing powers   ;) )*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA *starts frying pancakes like you wouldn't believe*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on May 04, 2004, 09:42:46 AM
Quote
Btw, you need a new stomach. Sorry.


Gah!

*Buys brand new uber stomach at a special offer of only £25.09(Twice the digestive capabilities normal price £69.95) *

Quote
*Has died and gone to hell, waiting to be sent back by Stan*

I'll buy you a new house!


Resurrects Epideme and sends him to the new Smiffyverse

(Hey many universes one [indestructable] hell!)

*Gets Epideme to buy him a posh villa*

Please don't make it go boom...

*Grabs a large pole and throws it at the_flojo*

*Turns around whistling*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 04, 2004, 09:55:47 AM
*Blocks pole with spatula, flings hot pancake batter into Sim's eyes, burning them and relieving him of the sense of sight.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 05, 2004, 05:23:00 AM
*hits Sim with base ball bat*
*runs very, very far away*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 05, 2004, 07:09:15 AM
*Sets universe on fire again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on May 05, 2004, 07:24:18 AM
ARGH MY EYES!!!!!!!!

*Grows new eyes (hey I'm stan)*

*Streches arms (like strech armstrong) and grabs ShadowSpawn then drags him back to hell*

*Locks ShadowSpawn in an everything-proof room that only the real me can get into and has a mixture of the Cheeky girls and barney and Friends playing on a loop forever*

*Magics up shit loads of water*

*Douses universe*

*Removes Flojo's evil fire privaliges(sp?)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 05, 2004, 07:58:44 AM
*Steals Invicta's Grand ultimate sword.  Sets barko on Sim.*

Flojo: "Barko!  Hump attack!"

*Barko assrapes Sim.  All Sim's base are belong to Flojo.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on May 05, 2004, 09:03:12 AM
*Summons Giant Bird*

*Bird pulls off Barko*

*All my bases are belong to ME*

*Sits down on ultra super dooper uber mega final destructo comfy cushion*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on May 05, 2004, 09:05:07 AM
*drives through in a Robin Reliant, randomly bumping into people as he drives at full speed*
*realises that he's only going at 2mph*
*gets out and drinks cyanide*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Sim on May 05, 2004, 09:15:13 AM
*Buys Robin Reliant off of Talyn for 1 Blear*

*Smashes the Robin Reliant over the_flojo's head*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on May 05, 2004, 09:35:06 AM
*smashes the bleaer over Sim's head*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 05, 2004, 12:46:50 PM
Why thank you, Stan.

*Repairs massive amp and puts Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back on the stereo*
*Test's empathical powers of manipulation and tries to make Talyn forget all about VC - Semi-finals*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on May 05, 2004, 04:40:07 PM
*notices nobody attacks me*
*eats a hamburger*
*watches T.V.*
*falls asleep*
*Dreams flojo has been killed by a madly horny dog*
*wakes up*
Everyone: Oh dear god! Flojo has been raped to death by a madly horny dog!
Barko down!
*Laughs an evil laugh*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: =zergknightCM= on May 05, 2004, 05:14:44 PM
*has no idea what your talking about*
*bites underworlders ear off*
*takes ear out of mouth and tosses it to the_flojo*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 06, 2004, 05:50:03 AM
*travels to alternate universe where there is no room*
*travels to different location in original universe*
*gets revenge on Sim by playing a series of practical jokes on him*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 06, 2004, 07:22:58 AM
*Throws ear to Barko, who was actually raping DarkDuck in a Flojo costume.*

*Kicks Sim in the nads, then drops a 40000000 ton flaming onion onto him.*

*Buys a round of bleaers for everyone but Sim.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 06, 2004, 11:54:28 AM
*Gets bored of fighting and takes over as 'Guvnor' of the local pub*

First rahnds on the 'ouse, get 'em in people!

Talyn - Shut it you slaaaag!
Title: Free For All
Post by: _jujitsu_ on May 06, 2004, 01:57:16 PM
*Realises no-one cares about his fluffbunny army and turns back to what could possibly be consider "normal"*
*Walks into Epidemes pub*
*orders a couple of round of blears for everyone*
 
Cheers everyone
 
*finishes his blears*
*walks calmly up to Epidemes at the bar*
*pull out a small crossbow and shoots him squarely between the eyes with a metal bolt shaped like a penis*
 
You've just been screwed my friend
 
*walks out leaving the now unloaded crossbow lying on the bar*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 07, 2004, 10:03:38 AM
*controls the weather to create a blizzard*
*after blizzard ends builds 1,000 snow men out of the snow*
*uses acient and evil magick that causes snowmen to come to life*
*snowmen attack everyone with a massacre of snow balls*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 10, 2004, 07:45:23 AM
*Dodges snowballs; melts snowmen.*

*Vomits in rage.*

*Drinks bleaer.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 10, 2004, 10:54:10 AM
*Summons very toxic acid rain*
*summons hords of Athletes who have really, really bad foot fungas*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 11, 2004, 07:38:38 AM
*Wonders what for.  Leg is still on fire.  Kicks universe in anger.  Universe catches fire.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:10:29 AM
*summons fire extinguisher to put out fire*
*opens a large crate from Africa marked "Danger" out springs a legion of orangutans with lightsabers*
*Behind orangutans comes a giant bottle GoldBond powder*
*laughs manicly* HAHAHAHAAAHAAAA
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:15:26 AM
*summon the telle tubies to love you to death*
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:16:34 AM
*the orangutans quickly behead the little bastards with their superior force powers and Jedi skill*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:17:54 AM
*then from their anuses arrive the care bears to use their gay power to screw them to death*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:19:45 AM
*out of the sky come a hundred G.I. Joe paratroopers with flamethrowers*
*they promptly incenerate the Care Bears*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:21:30 AM
*then from their ashes rise the great and evil Barneyyyyyyy to get all the gi to love everything to death and then mates with godzilla*

"Godzilla, no not again Ahh!!!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:23:12 AM
*Godzilla beats the living hell out of Barney with his tail, then blasts him with fire from his scaly green arse*
*summons the Cabbage Patch Kids, may their sickning cuteness decimate you*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:26:13 AM
*then fat women feed the cabbage patch kids to little hungry children*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:29:29 AM
*G.I. Joes throw themselves at the fat women and Barney in a flaming kamikaze attack*
*the orangutans commit seppuku for their failure*
*they become ghosts and join the attack*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:31:15 AM
*then the all powerfull living pot plant smoke every one to a pleasurable death*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:33:44 AM
*summons giant Cheech and Chong who smoke the giant herb*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:34:52 AM
*then chong and cheech die from a giant roach who smoke them*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:36:14 AM
*Giant Orkin man sprays roach with Raid in one hand and mustard gas in the other*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:37:31 AM
*then he is realy firedand Rupaul replaces him to mate with the surviving roaches*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:38:29 AM
*Dr. Kivorkian arrives and makes him and all the roaches into eunuchs.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:39:23 AM
*then Dr doom kills him and wins The Nobel Peace Prize*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 12, 2004, 09:40:22 AM
*but not before he is raped by Jeffery Dahmer, who I brought back from the dead*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 09:41:52 AM
*then the fagtastic four screw them to an bloody anal death*
Title: Free For All
Post by: The Masked Hippy on May 12, 2004, 10:23:18 AM
As cheech and chong die, the masked hippy summons the great and terrible pee wee herman to kill off everyone with his supreme gayness.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 12, 2004, 10:28:12 AM
*then mecha Barney out gays him to kill him and finally summon gay mecha smurfs and care bears as his army*
Title: Free For All
Post by: The Masked Hippy on May 12, 2004, 10:30:08 AM
*however, the care bares do their 'care about gays' attack, and barneys ass is seriously fired, and Godzilla joins th care bares against the gay smurfs.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 12, 2004, 10:54:12 AM
*summons Richard Simmons*
*Richard simmons begins Gay excercise dance of DOOM*
*Richard simmons forces every one to join in gay exercise dance of DOOM*
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on May 12, 2004, 04:52:27 PM
*takes a metal shredder and shreds all the gay people up into peices :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on May 12, 2004, 06:55:47 PM
*steals AL's pot of gold and drops it on top of him from a 20 story building
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 13, 2004, 07:11:06 AM
What kind of lousy-ass posts are those?

*Just before the attack, Flojo had an OBE.*

*While everyone was busy eating his body, he possessed Murray and kicked his soul out of his body.*

*He then walks up to Shadowwarrior13 and stabs him from behind with a long cooking spoon (pain much!).

*He then grabs a big fuckin' wooden cross and nails Draconic Warrior to it crucifix-style, and lays it on a table.

*He then saws off AngryLeprachaun's genitalia and shoves them down his throat. He rips off both of quitewarriors arms and stabs them into his body, and rips off his legs and does the same.

*Flojo then grabs a huge battleaxe and slices ShadowSpawn to little bite-size pieces and puts them into a trash bag, which he puts at the bottom of a pile of C4 the size of Mount Everest, with the other two.*

*He then throws a nuclear bomb at the pile of C4, destroying it and a quarter of the planet in the process, as well as completely destroying (i.e. making it cease to exist) their remains.*

*He then goes to the astral plane and grabs their souls and absorbs all of its energy into his body, causing them to cease to exist.*

*He then casts a thousand hexes, each different and each impossible to remove over any possible future ressurection of quitewarrior, thereby effectively preventing their return, and causing them to cease to exist for all eternity.*

*Then, Flojo regrows his own body from a bit of DNA left in a leftover piece of Flojo, reenters his body, which is now alive, and puts Murray back in his body.*

*He then buys everyone at Veritas a couple rounds of victory bleaers.*


THAT is how you post!  From now on, that's how you post!
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:08:06 AM
*I ressurect Draconic Warrior. We form a dark alliance to destroy Flojo.*
*I summon a legion of hyperactive wiener dogs to hump flojo's leg.*
*The dogs begin their dirty work.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:10:00 AM
*then from the world of south park comes the awsemomly gay Big Gay Al to rape the Flojo then i summon the KGB to prescecute him to death*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:11:21 AM
*I grab the flojo, stick a katana up his arse and spin him around on it.*
*I then repeatedly kick him in the balls.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:14:16 AM
*then I feed his balls to him with a spork and gouge his eyes with barney's big purple penis and the Chaosmage Burns him with a Chaos attack*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:16:49 AM
*The chaos mage then sucks flojos soul out with the dragon blade*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:16:52 AM
*while flojo writhes in pain, I quickly impale him on a giant butterknife*
*I then spray him with gasoline and light a match*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:18:33 AM
*the chaos mage then banishes flojos soul to wander Pandemonium for eternity as the elements ping pong ball*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:21:08 AM
*I use my katana to quarter Flojo, severing his arms and legs from his corpse*
*I then seal the door*
*I then betray Draconic Warrior and behead him with one whak. I rip out his heart and feed it to the wiener dogs.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:21:28 AM
*I then pick up my head and activate my anus as a new heart then take my Dragon blade back from chaosmage slap him and laugh and steal choasmage soul with it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:26:23 AM
*the chaos mage uses the mind of the draconicwarrior against him to make him stab himself*
*afterwards I ban his soul to elemental planes of Holy and allow jack to seal the gate *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:28:17 AM
*I laugh for i have no soul a mage can find nor a mind for it to touch*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:30:08 AM
*I use my katana to rip out his anus that he is so fascinated with. Draconic Warrior, little bitch, let's see you live without your coveted rectum!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:31:27 AM
*the chaos mage then dispels his soul out of the blade opens the gate with his powers shoves the draconic warrior body and all into the abyss of hell*
*the chaos mage strikes a deal with Stan to torture the soul of draconic warrior for eternity*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:31:51 AM
*rapidly hemridging you bitch you killed my anus then I beckon Behemot my God to devor Chaosmage and make me into a spirit and then tell sadam on stan*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:33:38 AM
*the chaos mage summons the all mighty Stan before draconic warrior can escape hell and ask bahaumunt to destroy the me*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:33:44 AM
*I laugh and piss in Draconic Warrior's face*
*I pour salt on his wounds and then kick him in his microscopic balls*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:34:40 AM
*I still feel pain from my cropse damn you Jack*
"and then retreat to the pool"
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:38:53 AM
*I then betray the dark alliance open the gates to pandemonium and release Flojo Ressurect his body*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:39:02 AM
*I quickly turn and impale ChaosMage on my katana*
*I then absorb his soul and all his power, like Tsang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.*
*I laugh manicly at the fools i have manipulated.*  :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:42:38 AM
*the Chaos mage then forms a symbiotic twin by gathering all the powers of jack then splitting off as a loyal servant to the JackD. Mented*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:43:31 AM
*Then I get resurected by Beheomet and ask Jack if I could be his loyal servant then Behomet kills flojo again and activates the power to banish choasmage forever if he dare touches or does anything to me or jack and take a hit off the masked hippy's bong of power to become the wasted draconic Warrior*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 13, 2004, 09:45:04 AM
*We chain the Flojo down and offer him as a human sacrifice.*
*I cut out his heart and eat it, drinking of his blood and gaining some of his power.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:45:06 AM
I then take the blood of all the enemies of Jack and the three of us take an oath that if anyone betrays one of the three they will be assimilated into bahaumat
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 13, 2004, 09:48:11 AM
*you fool Behemot would never betray his servant*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 13, 2004, 09:55:01 AM
*Fine if you betray Stan will assimilate you*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 13, 2004, 02:44:18 PM
Alright, you guys only post in the Free-for-All.  That's not what Veritas is for, and if you don't get serious, I'll report you to a mod.

You guys have to explain how you survived my last attack.  Otherwise, you're still all dead and your attacks never happen.  So I'm still perfectly unharmed, having my victory bleaer.
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on May 13, 2004, 06:00:47 PM
i wassent here to take the hit so meh.
*marches nude through the arena and blinds everyone with the streakingness with nude elephants marching behind me*
 :elephant:  :elephant:
 :elephant:  :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Daiken on May 14, 2004, 04:33:55 AM
*throws bag of mice into the arena, scaring the elephants and causing them to stampede in behee's direction*

*scoops up behee's remains, puts them in jars and sells them as jam to little old ladies outside the arena*
Title: Free For All
Post by: lass on May 14, 2004, 04:38:25 AM
*Run from the jam Cahosmage*Before it burns
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 14, 2004, 06:55:42 AM
*Throws a molotov cocktail at Daiken, setting his legs on fire.  Blows up Beehe with a C4.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 14, 2004, 07:49:50 AM
*is made of living shadows, so getting chopped up does not harm him*
*Chopped up pieces of his body turn shadowy and slither together*
*exclaims that getting chopped up really, really hurts and proceeds to get revenge by stabing the flojo in the face with a rusty knife*
*Proceeds to buy everyone beers*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 14, 2004, 08:05:59 AM
*enters the arena* "goodbye suckers" *throws a spear at flojo*
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 14, 2004, 09:02:13 AM
first of all I came into the fight after Flojo made his move second I left after I banished flojo to pandemonium
*watches from the Chaos tower*
*eats popcorn*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 14, 2004, 09:05:13 AM
fine then, *stabs chaosmage* take that
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 14, 2004, 09:14:40 AM
Uh-huh yeah
first let me mention that anyone besides me that enters my tower is automatically incenerated and sent to the purifying area in which flojo may deal with you however he wants
second if you do find a way in I
*Heal stab wound*
*shoots blackspirit with chaos orb*
*erases blackspirit's memory of the location*
*teleport blackspirit back to arena right on flojo's sword*
Furthermore I then
*Seal myself within my Chaos Realm*
*Asks draconic warrior to summon bahaumat*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 14, 2004, 09:17:10 AM
*then Behemot banishes chaosmage from the free for all until I wish him back to fight*
"there you go flojo Jack did not die and chaosmage was not therei was resurrected by Jack if you read a page or two ahead on the arena free for all duh dur dun duh dur der dar"
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 14, 2004, 09:38:56 AM
*turns into a shadow*
*sneaks up on Draconic Warrior*
*Changes from shadow form to normal form and stabs Draconic warrior in the face with two rusty daggers*
*turns back into shadow*
*Sneaks over to blackspirit*
*Turns back to normal and stabs blackspirit in the heart, killing him instantly*
*brings blackspirit back to life*
*stabs blackspirit in the face with a rusty knife enough times to kill him*
*brings blackspirit back to life as a rock*
*turns into a shadow and flees to a realm of pure evil that he rules*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 14, 2004, 09:39:15 AM
First thing, Flojo, you forgot me in your first attack. Second, that makes my attacks valid. Third, enyoy death.
*I summon a rabid rat terrier/squirrel cross breed army.*
*leaves their command in the capable hands of my servant Dranconic Warrior*
*I go to my private inpentrable fortress and hide in the bunker beneath it.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 14, 2004, 09:43:42 AM
*again ressurected by the Medical profection I shall obey my master and how did the flojo come back to life and if he is I get Behemot My god to Crispy Fry his Arse then I make the fortress impossible to get in unless you are in our alliance or one of the Genaral b-acthes and they can not be controled except by us And if you try to enter with out premission the rabbit/sqrurell army  kills you I go in the fortress and send the army to kill everything but the alliance, Zedlin an the masked Hippy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 14, 2004, 09:46:35 AM
*travels from pure evil realm to JackD.Mented's bunker and stabs him in the face*
*ties JackD.Mented to a chair and summons the most evil creatures his realm possesses, the teletubys, who drive JackD.Mented insane with their incredibly gay and retarded behavior*
*Quickly flees back to pure evil realm*
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on May 14, 2004, 09:46:59 AM
*hunts down ShadowSpawn and cuts off his arms, legs and, head.*
*returns to fortress and hides in bunker, awaits news from DracionicWarrior's doctor.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 14, 2004, 09:49:14 AM
*My master had a revive spell casted on him 3 times wa ha ha*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 14, 2004, 09:55:39 AM
*is made of living shadows so getting cut up is not fatal*
*reataches severed head, arms, and legs*
*teleports JackD.Mented to realm of pure evil where he is surrounded by the most terrifying creatures know to man, creatures like the teletubys, richard simons, George w. bush, and the backstreet boys*
*Watches all this from his thrown in the realm of pure evil*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 14, 2004, 01:31:05 PM
*Uses Bacon Magic to heal all wounds.*

*Sets everyone's left leg on fire.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on May 14, 2004, 02:33:09 PM
*takes left leg and smacks the_flogo in the face.  :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 14, 2004, 03:44:22 PM
*wonders how leg went on fire put it out and send flojo to the land of Gay and send Jack to the Fortress using black magic*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on May 14, 2004, 08:15:56 PM
:eek: you killed my march of the nudies no fair.....or is it
*the old women practice magic and bring me back to life*
eat that....... oh..... im still naked can i have cloths from someone?
*puts a leaf cover my nude parts and acts like adam but wheres eve? walks around looking for someforbidden fruit*
hhhmmmm im hungry :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 15, 2004, 08:01:18 AM
*Steals car, drives out of land of gay.*

*Summons Mecha-Barneyloard to slay everyone.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on May 15, 2004, 09:31:44 AM
*starts kicking at Flojo with flaming feet*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Anti-Flojo on May 15, 2004, 10:08:15 AM
*Reprograms Mecha-Barney and send it to kill the Flojo*

*Ask Draconic Warrior to le me join the alliance and purpose of destroying the flojo*

*Makes Blue Flame surrond me and the Anti-Katana I am ready for Battle!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 15, 2004, 10:25:48 AM
"WTF there is an anti-flojo! Can you do that?"
*If you want to join go ahead but you have to follow orders by me I don't care what you do to the Flojo but don't double cross me or else*

*cast 3 regenaration spells on him now you can die 3 times wa ha ha here your in control of the living Brocoli army now go destroy things you can use or fortress as refouge*

*I go back to the fort to sleep and wacth TV land via Satellite*
Title: Free For All
Post by: The Masked Hippy on May 17, 2004, 06:35:38 AM
The masked hippy joins the battle, slashing down all the gay oppenents who represent themselves.  (KILL KILL KILL)

He summons the great and powerful, and ohsohorrifying Garth Brooks, who deafens his oppenents with gay guitar music.

After The Masked hippy vomits from the Gayness of Garth, he unsheaths a double balded bastard sword and runs Garth Brooks through.
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 17, 2004, 08:11:16 AM
*blackspirit slashes the masked hippy with his sword and uses the power of the white magic to summon upon 1000 soldiers of light to attack the tower of chaosmage*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 17, 2004, 10:27:26 AM
*you can have the mage's tower but don't touch the fort or else :cow:
takes the hippy parts and smokes him :elephant: *
"for he a joly good hippy for he a joly good hippy which nobody can smoke"
Title: Free For All
Post by: The Masked Hippy on May 17, 2004, 10:30:08 AM
*The masked hippy rises from the smoke and urinates on Black Spirits face. The urine melts himdue to the high THC levels in it. He farts and alll blows up.
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 17, 2004, 11:56:10 AM
*quickly activates heal and summons the 1000 soldiers to attack masked hippy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 17, 2004, 01:09:49 PM
This is getting gay.  Be more realistic with your fighting.

*Teleported away right before last attack.  Stands on like a mountain or something with his katana drawn looking cool.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on May 17, 2004, 01:35:43 PM
*steps into the arena, with his steel pole, and hits Hippy in the groin with it*

my first post in the free for all :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on May 18, 2004, 01:30:49 AM
Certainly creative.

Replaces Barney with Cuddles from HappyTreeFriends ( http://www.happytreefriends.com ). Bye bye, Barney!

*uses Aerokinesis to blow flojo off the mountain*
Yup, now it's official: Murray blows!
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 18, 2004, 06:12:26 AM
*a sudden rage drops on blackspirit as he clashes his way through the thick battles and thrashes his way toward murray with his sword*
"why can't you battle me?"
*runs at murray and lunges all out at him with his sword, slashing and hacking, and finally blackspirit, rips open his chest, tore out his brain, crushes it with his boot and rips out all of his intestines and wraps them around his arms to tie them together*
*i wish i weren't you"

*secretly wishes for dd to come so he can be asked if he would like to join blackspirit in a battle against flojo, talyn, and a couple others*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Captain Jack Sparrow on May 18, 2004, 06:58:32 AM
*As BlackSpirit stands wishfuly thinking, Captain jack Sparrow emerges from the dark, pistols drawn, behind him. Pullind the trigger, the bullets hit Black spirit in the back of the head, killing him instantly. His head is now so much brain tissue and bone fragments in the wind.*

*The captain reloads his pistols, and dissapears back into the dark.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 18, 2004, 08:47:33 AM
*Flojo gets back up after being blown down.  He then beats up Blackspirit.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Xanatos on May 18, 2004, 09:34:27 AM
*blocks with shield and stabs Elightenment seven times with Gladius*
*throws pilum and impales Flojo*
*starts a raging forrest fire*
*for absolutly no reason- kicks the shit out of Smokey the Bear*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 18, 2004, 12:06:58 PM
*blackspirits white energy is used the moment he dies, comes alive and transports behind captain jack sparrow*
"i will not die"
*charges after captain jack sparrow and peirces his neck, finally casts mirror*
"goodbye"
*5 copies of blackspirit appear and charge after flojo*
"i will make sure you will face my doom"
*casts upon the rest of blackspirits energy, FLASHFIRE*
" i wiil melt your dead corps"
*denies any movement of sparrow's time and massacre's him. Sparrow's flesh starts to melt as the inferno deletes every intention of his life, finally at the moments second, blackspirit notices he is gone*
"that's the end of him"
*faces flojo*
"flojo, you will feel the pain as soon as my minions massacre you into tiny icecubes, my copies, attack flojo till the last drip of blood creaks out of his body."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on May 18, 2004, 04:06:15 PM
*yawn*
*draws dragon*
*drawing comes to life*
*Drawing eats flojo*
THE END

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Captain Jack Sparrow on May 19, 2004, 06:19:00 AM
*Jack Sparrow stood up after feeling a sharp pain in his neck from some ones sword. THe idiot had barely pierced the flesh.

*After wrapping the wound with a poultice, he draws his guns and tracks down BlackSpirit.

*He finds him standing away from Flojo as his evil clones get ready to attack.
He hears BlackSpirit mumble something about the last drop of blood.

*Leveleing his guns, he fires another two round into the back of BlackSpirits head. Holstering the guns and drawing a knife, he slices BS's head off and slips it into a plastic sack.

*HA HA HA! CAN'T COME BACK NOW

*CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW DEPARTS IN HIS PIRATE SHIP, AND TOSSES BLACK
SPIRITS HEAD OVERBOARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA.
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 19, 2004, 06:21:40 AM
who is dark spirit?
*runs after jack and slashes at jackes hand, loses his gun and slashes off all of his hands and legs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Captain Jack Sparrow on May 19, 2004, 06:28:44 AM
There. Now BLACKSPIRIT surely is dead.

*Jack awakens from a terrible nightmare in which he lost his limbs.

*Good thing I killed that Black Spirit Kid. (in hsi dream, he had made the mistake of calling him Dark Spirit.)

*SUCKA!
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 19, 2004, 08:01:55 AM
ok now, if that was a dream then, eat this
*stabs the sword straight through his mouth and out the end as he bleeds forever*
"i wish you would shut up"
*Wraps him in a coccoon of darkness and sends captain jack sparrow to the pits of hell and forever he will never bother blackspirit again for blackspirit wishes upon the massacre of flojo and talyn*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on May 19, 2004, 08:08:58 AM
Quote from: blackspirit
*blackspirits white energy is used the moment he dies, comes alive and transports behind captain jack sparrow*
"i will not die"
*charges after captain jack sparrow and peirces his neck, finally casts mirror*
"goodbye"
*5 copies of blackspirit appear and charge after flojo*
"i will make sure you will face my doom"
*casts upon the rest of blackspirits energy, FLASHFIRE*
" i wiil melt your dead corps"
*denies any movement of sparrow's time and massacre's him. Sparrow's flesh starts to melt as the inferno deletes every intention of his life, finally at the moments second, blackspirit notices he is gone*
"that's the end of him"
*faces flojo*
"flojo, you will feel the pain as soon as my minions massacre you into tiny icecubes, my copies, attack flojo till the last drip of blood creaks out of his body."


Just wondering, are you the one who make those cool comments the hero always uses in all action movies?

*is a vampire*
*regenerates (watch hellsing)*
*Shoots a big hole in blackspirit*
*puts a grenade in the hole*
Just in case he really is.
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 19, 2004, 08:18:42 AM
uuuhhhh, sort of and sort of not.
*summons upon thousands and thousands of hot chicks*
"whooah that rules"
*everyone takes a look at them and notices how hot they really are*
"murray, settle down and relax as you sit back and cuddle with some chicks"
*they go to murray as his face appears white*
"hi, what do you wanna do?"
*blackspirit yells into the distance*
"ATTACK"
*suddenly the thousands of hot chicks with nice bodies and other loaded features, massacre him to oblivion*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 19, 2004, 09:00:30 AM
*creates one billion copies of himself*
*orders the one billion copies of himself to stab every one in the face with a rusty knife*
*opens permanent portal from his realm of evil to the real world*
*pure evil spills out of the portal infecting the real world*
*pure evil infected real world starts changing*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 19, 2004, 09:14:41 AM
*comes out of fort from watching tv land takes draconic blade shoves it in sparrows ass to kill him takes his head on a stick rekills black spirit summons choas mage to the battle and kills the flojo again to death and use's the anti-flojo blue flame potion he gave me and cast the spell of gay shadows on shadowspawn and clones to reap each other to death and stabs Murray*
"I am pissed"
Title: Free For All
Post by: chaosmage on May 19, 2004, 09:18:55 AM
After three thousand years of training under the Mighty bahamuat Chaos Mage
*Uses his new power Unholy Judgement which destroys anyone who I deem unworthy and then Banish myself back to bahamuat's realm*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 19, 2004, 09:22:24 AM
*behemot refuses to tech choasmage any more and sends him to the land of gay with the backstreet boys and keeps the draconic fighting secrets secret*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 19, 2004, 12:20:26 PM
*Comes back to life via bacon magic.*

*Summons his ninja pirate crew.*

*Ninja Pirate crew vomits in rage.*

*Disguises himself and his ninja pirates as sailors.*

*All FFA fighters get on ninja pirate ship (now disguised as The Love Boat) for a nice cruise.*

*Flojo throws everyone overboard.*

*The ninja pirate ship runs over them.*

*Everyone drowns.*

*Flojo and his crew remove all disguises, and eat some pie.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: kakkarot on May 19, 2004, 02:00:32 PM
*is summoned by the Pirate Captain the_flojo*

"ARRR!" ^_*
"blargh" *pukes*
"aaahhhh..." *falls over edge while puking*

~kakkarot
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 19, 2004, 02:10:52 PM
*Respawns*

What?!, this is FFA, not a special event. I can do that if I want.

*Controls oceans with telekinesis*
*The waters part, and the pirate ship falls to the ocean bed, shattering*
*Releases control over water*
*Everybody drowns, except flojo, BlacK, Epideme and Enlightenment*
*OK, Murry, Sim and Talyn can come too*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on May 20, 2004, 03:06:41 AM
Woohoo, I can come too!

*had already started beating the chicks before Blackspirit made them attack*
*kills them all in violent ways*
It's too bad that most men have forgottten the art of beating women to death.
*ship crashes etc*
ok, since we're the only ones alive on this island, we have to start organizing and co-operating!
*starts building a cabin out of palm trees*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 20, 2004, 08:05:49 AM
how dare you

* summons kakkarot and epideme unto blackspirits command until murray is officially killed and removed from this battle and summons 100 paris hiltons to guard us and {you know}*

"Murray give up or i will summon magical hens with grenade eggs or pigs with exploding bacon upon you."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 20, 2004, 02:45:15 PM
Oh no no no no no no no...

Neither Kak nor myself have minds weak enough to fall under your control. pwn4g3 71m3.
I can't be arsed to type any more so here is basically what happened to him:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 20, 2004, 04:11:57 PM
*I can breath water ha ha*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 21, 2004, 11:28:41 AM
*Blows Draconic Warrior's head off with a shotgun.*

That fixes that problem...

*Goes to help Murray build the cabin.*

Nice one Epideme!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on May 21, 2004, 12:45:32 PM
*buys draconic a new head*
*unleashes the Suicide Bomber Cows on murray*
*:cow::cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 21, 2004, 01:31:17 PM
*Eats suicide bomber cows*
*Belches a flame that burns off DW's new head*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on May 21, 2004, 09:19:37 PM
*regenerates head kills fojo and one who burned me*
*gives one who helped me a draconic blaster 2 modes giant inferno and man it shots out a black hole that does not hurt user or those pretected by dragons or there kind like me*
*I protect dark alliance*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 22, 2004, 01:36:20 PM
*Watches DW 'kill' a mannequinn wearing his clothes*
*Counteracts blaster thing with a white-hole launcher*
*Grabs a REALLY big pair of scissors and cuts a hole in Space/Time*
*Rounds up all Dark Alliance members and boots them into the hole*
*Grabs a REALLY big needle and sews up hole in Space/Time*
*Is sucked back into hell by flojo to continue the championship fight*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on May 23, 2004, 10:53:56 AM
*gets out dagger and stabs epideme in the back*
*steals scissors and cuts hole back open to let dark aliance out*
*charges at murray with a peice of ham*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 23, 2004, 01:18:38 PM
*Pulls out dagger and mends holes in back and space/time with gaffa tape*
*!Crotchkick's Smiffy and steals his ham*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on May 24, 2004, 06:33:49 AM
*Steals Epideme's Sailor Moon stuff, his shrine to her, and all of his Sailor Moon videos.*

*Sells it.*

*Epideme kills himself due to withdrawal symptoms.*

*Flojo buys a new Ferrari with the money.*

(Didn't know you liked it THAT much! :D )
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 24, 2004, 08:03:56 AM
*laughs at the thought of it*
*sits on a mountain top and awaits te battle till it is over*
*throws a stone at smiffy*
*smiffy yells hey!!!!*
*blackspirit yells, need help?*
*smiffy ponders about it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 24, 2004, 11:00:38 AM
WTF is Sailor Moon?

*Unfortunately Epideme's noose snaps and he falls to the floor, slightly breathless*
*Throws more rocks at the ponderous Smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 24, 2004, 11:55:52 AM
*looks at epideme and smiles*
hey you
*epideme looks around and notices blackspirit wave his hands*
wanna TAKE OVER THIS PLACE TOGETHER
*epideme yells noooo*
then you will die
*flys at epideme and cuts his legs off*
you can't move mwagh hahahaha
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 24, 2004, 12:24:17 PM
*Moves Smiffy in the way so blackspirit cuts his legs off*
*Picks up a random chainsaw and hacks blackspirit in half sideways*

Short and sweet :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on May 24, 2004, 03:10:05 PM
*Sticks legs back on with sticky tape*
*continues to ponder about rocks falling and discovers the law of gravity*
*cust off an arm to have something to beat epideme with*
*promptly beats epideme into a bloody pulp with his arm*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 25, 2004, 08:24:00 AM
with blackspirits remains
*unsheaths his sword cuts off his hands for no more use in them*
Shunk
dieeeeeee
*leaps at epideme and slashes his face*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 25, 2004, 10:47:18 AM
*Is bloody pulp and consequently has no face*
*Pulp surrounds blackspirit like The Blob and deprives him of oxygen till he dies*
*Squidges off to find a way to morph back into human form, taking blackspirit's sword with him*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 25, 2004, 12:03:36 PM
not fair
*one peice of blackspirit remains, heals himself and runs around looking for his sword*
nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo
*summons chocolate pie and asks talyn if he would like some*
"nnnnnoooooo," talyn says
then you die
*chocolate pie explodes on talyn and out come tiny little seeds that sprout around on the ground*
what can you do now talyn
*a look of worry appears in him as his face becomes pale*
not so high and mighty now huh
*charges talyn and bites his head as the drippy yet warm blood oozes from his thick head*
now your arms
*spits out the blood and thrusts toward his arms enforcing huge matters of blood spew from his arms as if a sword thrusted him to the bitterly*
you like that
*rips open his chest, ties his organs around a tree, pulls apart his brain and stomps on it, tears out his genitals and shreds them to peices and finally shoves a stick of dynamite down his throat and runs off like a pig*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR
*an explosion appears and what was left of his tiny remains was yet his femur and his eye*
i will make sure you will be creamated
*sticks his bones in a fire and finally cooks the eyeball and feeds it to blackspirits huge hungry bottom pitless dogs and there goes talyn*
How do ya like that?
Title: Who goes against me
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on May 25, 2004, 12:12:10 PM
I have the army of pickles :mad:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on May 25, 2004, 02:47:58 PM
*puts pickles in a jar*
*feeds some to blackspirit in hopes of giving him indigestion*
*sells others to macdonalds to put on their burgers*
*uses cash to pay for surgery which puts my arms and leg back on*
*turns into a sofa and hides in a furniture shop*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 26, 2004, 08:02:11 AM
*blackspirit pukes*
*puke turns into acid*
*Blackspirit smiles*
*turns to smiffy*
*Burns all furniture*
muuuuwaaghhhhh
*turns toward dark omega*
watch this
*what are you talking about he says*
*huge amounts of puke splurt at him in a fashion so desperate*
DIEEEE
*the acid begins to melt away the flesh on his measly bones into space dust as the flesh turns into liquid*
*picks it up*
*feeds it to flojo*
*grabs bones and hands them over to the big gigantic 200 foot dog*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on May 27, 2004, 07:48:49 AM
My gradma revives me.
 I look at black spirit he runs away looking for help.
I run to burgerking and kill the manager for using my army of pickles for a wopper.
 Then i grab one of the managers bone and trow it at smiff he dodges and i hit epideme....
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 27, 2004, 07:51:24 AM
*ask smiffy if smiffy and blackspirit wanna massacre dark omega for ever*
*kills grandma and sticks all pickles in hamburger and eats it*
Title: Huh...
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on May 27, 2004, 08:02:59 AM
I use petrify and smiffi isn't smiffi anymore he is Mr. statue, so it's just you and me now.(unless you have something to do about it).
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 27, 2004, 08:07:44 AM
*smashes darks face open*
that statue could be of some help
*unsheaths sword and frantically hacks at his mortal flesh as his cold dark blood sweeps out of him like a monkey on a seahorse*
you like that
*slashes brain into pieces*
what now?
*massacres legs and face and ties them to talyn's waste*
byebye
*rips out organs and his genetials and crazily ties him unto a tree alongside his parts*
*summons a lion and the lion chomps away at his corpse*
Title: Ghost
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on May 27, 2004, 08:13:29 AM
I become a ghost trying to take revenge. I get into black spirits mind and make him kill him self with his own sword. Then I go in search of a new opponent :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 27, 2004, 08:17:50 AM
first of all, no
*fought while inside head and only ended with a few gashes*
you die mortal
*the art of necromancy and begins to raise dark back so he is no ghost any more*
*then traps ghost in never get out of here house and takes body to be cremated*
Title: Fire?
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on May 27, 2004, 08:23:06 AM
No! I'm burning. I start concentrating and i create a huge ball of fire(i can manipulate the fire) And trow to kakarot!
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 27, 2004, 08:24:14 AM
that's what ya , gotta go.
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 27, 2004, 08:55:13 AM
*knocks blackspirit out by hitting him in the face with a shovel*
*pours ten gallons of gassoline on him*
*Throws a lit match on blackspirit and watches the fun begin*
Title: yeah!
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on May 27, 2004, 09:01:30 AM
Quote from: ShadowSpawn
*knocks blackspirit out by hitting him in the face with a shovel*
*pours ten gallons of gassoline on him*
*Throws a lit match on blackspirit and watches the fun begin*



 that is the way.
 I gotta defeat kakarot now.
 Can I use your body?
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 27, 2004, 12:05:17 PM
dark is trapped forever remember suckkerrrr, oh, and fire can't kill me cuz that is my main power
*starts to throw gasoline on shadow spawn and lit a match, began watching the flames incinerate his flesh*
sweetttttttt
*crod begins to cheer*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Epideme on May 27, 2004, 01:57:16 PM
You? Beat Kak?
*Falls off chair and nearly dies from laughing so hard*

*The bone hits Epideme in the chest and bounces onto the floor, breaking in 2 as it does so*
Well... that was... pathetic.
You guys are so gonna get pwn3d in the next championship.
*Picks up both halves of the bone, spins round in a tight circle and sends one flying at blackspirit, where it hits him in the throat, forcing him to fall backward onto the body of the burning ShadowSpawn*
*Continous his spin and darts around Dark Omega, promptly innitiating a choke-hold*
*After about a minute or so, the weakling defenceless at even such a basic attack, he passes out*
*Carries him to the zoo*
*After being violated by a rare pink elephant, Dark Omega wakes up to find himself strapped to the back of a cow, and a small chain leading away from his fly zipper*
*Epideme stands a distance away, twirling the other end of the chain*
*Whistling at a very high pitch, Epideme, pats the dog that shows up, and attaches the chain to it's collar*
*Throws a meat-flavoured ball*
*After violating Dark Omega some more, the dog sprints off in search of the ball, taking Dark's boxers, manhood and most of his gut with it*
*Epideme walks up to Dark and forces the other half of the bone through the centre of his forehead, before going to buy an icecream (not strawberry)*

...............................:elephant:
:doggie:______________:eek:
................................:cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on May 28, 2004, 08:15:05 AM
i told you, i can't die from fire, it makes me stronger
*picks up the bone and spins in a very tight circle and sends it flying back into epideme*
*blackspirit starts bursting into a laugh as epideme has the bone stuck in his genitals and picks up shadowspawn and whips him through the air so he lands in an ill looking position on epideme*
*starts burstin in the most outragous fashion yet*
you 2 sick ass bastards
*takes takes takes blackspirits sword and rams it through epeideme and shadowspawn. finally but not last, takes the bones of epideme and shadowspawn and shoves them up dark omega overlords @$$*
did ya LIKE that, it seems ya did
*takes blackspirits sword and rams it through dark as if he were naruto and makes sure that blood spilt*
{cough cough}
*dark starts to go insane and pulls out a knife and stabs it through blackspirit*
"is that the best ya got," hes says
*i start to shake and wobble as i fall to the floor, swiftly stand up and charge his corpse as he notices his ghost is still trapped, takes a frying pan and whacks him with it and finally takes a magnum and puts 6 rounds into his mediocre body*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on May 29, 2004, 09:22:30 AM
whats happening :confused:
never mind i call opon the power of fluffy candy zord!!!!
*big guy in a suit with cardboard armor pops up*
hhmmmm didn't work as well as i hoped well who cares then atack fluffy candy zord!!!!
now scince i have that working *brings back every dead thing from this thread even the fluff bunnies* i have a superior army now :elephant:
now what was left on the to do list...........oh yeah now i remember!
*turns into uber fluf king beehe* :p
HAHAHAHA NOW YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!
How do you make ki balls how do you do kamehameha!
How do you make ki balls how do you do kamehameha!
How do you make ki balls how do you do kamehameha!
How do you make ki balls how do you do kamehameha!
How do you make ki balls how do you do kamehameha!
How do you make ki balls how do you do kamehameha!
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on June 02, 2004, 08:47:24 AM
you die
*uses the power of mind control and forces beehe to kill himself*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 03, 2004, 03:15:53 AM
*Dies and walks around as a spirit *well least someone posted :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on June 03, 2004, 08:05:31 AM
*asks beehe if he would like to go to hell*
yaayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaa
*beehe says huh? which sounded like yes and he is being sent straight to hell*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShiningDragon on June 03, 2004, 10:09:14 AM
*Jumps into first battle since leaving Veritas*
*Does some light aerobics*
*Pulls out super deluxe mega-blaster 3000 with built in plasma wave and begins to destroy everyone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Trowa on June 05, 2004, 06:44:56 PM
*Walks in, without reading the rest of thread*
*grabs a random Pepsi can from a random table, and pops the lid*
*grabs a bag of Pop Rocks opens it, and smashes the open end into the open end of the can, mixing the ingredients*
*shakes the can really hard , and runs away as he tosses it at ShiningDragon, causing a thermonuclear explosion right at his feet*
*laughs, and walks away*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 05, 2004, 07:30:47 PM
welll least its warm in hell like florida mabye thats why all the old people go down there so they can get used to hell.....
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on June 07, 2004, 06:16:30 AM
maybe warm but at least this would work
*starts a new ice age on earth*
now theres a hell and a cold hell
Title: I'm back
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on June 07, 2004, 06:25:04 AM
Dark is back.
This is my last and ultimate attack.
Every one start to look each other scared as hell.
dark starts charging his  power and concentrating.
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


prepare to die suckas!


Die!The Omega Blast is going to destroy all of you at once.
Title: Omega Blast
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on June 07, 2004, 06:26:21 AM
omega Blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on June 07, 2004, 07:57:10 AM
dude stop double posting, use the edit bar to change your posts. the edit bar is next to quote under one of your posts...just simply click the edit bar on the post you wan't to change then change it and click save changes. it is that simple.
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 07, 2004, 06:15:47 PM
i odn't know where to go i like the cold and the hot *head explodes from thinking to much* not agan *runs back into the firy abyss* :mad:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on June 11, 2004, 02:57:39 PM
*lurking somewhere in the shadows a lone sofa awaits its moment to strike*
*10 minutes later cushions launch at everybody in the free for all*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 12, 2004, 07:30:51 PM
"were under atack!!!!!! take cover!!!!!!!!" bob the infantry man right next to me gets his head blown off"no bob why you were so young and never exsited.......WHY!!!!!!!!!!" i get gunned down by smiffy's coushion launchers
"well i never play a war scine here agan" i walk away just to be spit back ou of the firy abyss....
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on June 14, 2004, 01:33:40 AM
*Pushes Beehe back into the fiery abyss*
*watches flames*
*roasts marshmellows on flames*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on June 18, 2004, 07:31:04 AM
*is back and takes cover under one of the cushion after it lands on behee*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on June 18, 2004, 03:48:41 PM
*Pushes Button*
*Thermo-Nuclear Cushion Explodes, blasting Blackspirit into space*
*sends a space probe off to find him*
*space probe locates him and hands him a letter*
*letter says: HA HA*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Murray on June 19, 2004, 04:41:06 AM
*rips off smiffy's balls*
*makes him eat them*
*cuts his stomach open*
*rips out his balls*
*overruns them with a bulldozer*
*kicks them in his face so hard they go right through, making a big hole*
*runs smiffy over with the bulldozer*
*boils him in a pot*
*feeds him to the pigs*
*nuclearbombs the pigs*
*gathers all the tiny little pieces of smiffy*
*sends them to blackspirit with a letter saying "do whatever you want with them"*

Sorry, I'm just a LITTLE PISSED right now!!!!! (see the "who would you like to fight" thread)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on June 20, 2004, 09:57:38 AM
lol

*Uses 1337 magic powers to summon Fairy of Doom*
*Fairy of doom summons almighty killer hamburger*
*Hamburger gets eaten by a dog*
*hamburger explodes in huge blast of magical forces*
*magical forces rip fabric of reality and revive smiffy back into his sofa form*
*Ripped fabric of reality also made evryone immortal*
damn.
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 23, 2004, 02:10:31 AM
finds abandoned personal cd player sticks comon feel the nose on full blased walks pased hopeing that no one ses him
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on June 23, 2004, 02:51:30 AM
*stabs tiny with a herring*
*Tiny is immortal due to ripped fabric of reality and so doesn't die*
*Takes out sewwing kit to sew the fabric of reality back together*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 23, 2004, 03:18:23 AM
*Pinches sewwing kit from Smiffy and stabs him in the eye with the needle*
*Makes new rip in the fabric and runs away through it before anyone notices*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 23, 2004, 04:13:49 AM
dumps a tone of batered cod on top of  smiffy gets a skateboard tapes a jet enjine on to it using duck tape  and gives chase to crowly
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 23, 2004, 06:47:37 AM
Using a thread from the sewwing kit, place it across path of skateboard.
Waits.
tiny's skateboard trips over it.
Steals jet engine and flys away
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 23, 2004, 07:03:34 AM
shots dowen crowley with his towney shoter(tm) jet enjine explodes and crowley comes craching to the ground then i stick some slipknot full blased on and watches to se wot hapens to crowley arfter being exposed to slipknot
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 23, 2004, 07:06:33 AM
Crowley writhes in agony for a bit before finding MP3 player and putting earphones in.
Soothing sounds of Evanescence wash over tiny and his eyeballs melt
Realises a sewwing kit is a useless weapon and swaps it for a sword and sub-machine gun.
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 23, 2004, 07:46:12 AM
:confused: huh am i still dead?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 23, 2004, 07:47:14 AM
*Shoots beehe with sub-machine gun*
You are now :p
 
(Although based on what i've read so far, dieing is no barrier to carrying on)
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 24, 2004, 02:20:34 AM
ahh my eyes scrables around trying to find somthing to replace them finds 1 glass eye and a eye pach   thinks for a bit please wait........................................................................... ..........................................ah ha now the pen is mighter (sp) then a sword now wots mighterer than a machine gun............................................................................ .................................................tnt  splaters ink in crowlys eye  and  a stick of tnt up his arse lights it and runs and hides behind a rock
Title: How to repsond to that?
Post by: Vecna on June 24, 2004, 03:36:28 AM
*Pulls TNT out and throws it at Smiffy*
*Finds opera CD and plays woman shrieking*
*tiny's glass eye shatters and the shards are forced up into his brain*
*Steals tiny's eyepatch and covers the inked eye*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 24, 2004, 04:50:45 AM
fotunetly i have no brain my head is hole i can provit just ask falcon or sim or taylin or any on else that kows me beoned veritas  so i now have glassin by head rateling around drouning out the opera finds two fairy bottles some sticky back plastic and a carbord tube out of a toilet role a jiffy l8er and i now have two new eyes  (boy do i wach to much blue peter) james up cd player with remaning sticky back plastic removes glass from head tapes up crowly use ing duck tape and makes him lisen to slipknot
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 24, 2004, 05:05:32 AM
*Scrables around in memory to remember a useful Blue Peter make*
Nope, dosn't exist
Thankfully tiny put duck tape across my ears by mistake so I can't hear slipknot
*Realises MP3 player is still playing to itself*
*Uses TK to plug it into the speakers insted of the CD player*
*Uses PyroK to burn duck tape*
*Laughs manically*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 24, 2004, 08:41:56 AM
*shows a picture of me and it hypnotizes Crowley to gouging his eyes out* well if you can't die least you can be blind :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 24, 2004, 12:16:53 PM
*Crowley puts on cool sunglasses :cool:  to cover his eye sockets then uses his TP to see through beehe's eyes*
*Then uses TP to get beehe to beat himself up*
*Watches through tiny's eyes*
*Laughs:D *
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 24, 2004, 12:32:38 PM
gah!*knockes myslef out and goes into astrial projection*wow i beat the hell out of me lol*wanders aimlisly into Crowley body and takes control*wow this is Crowley body nice well he wont need that left arm *makes Crowley chop his arm off then runs back into my body and gets back up*hope you'll like that*walks to the hospital and gets healed* ;)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 24, 2004, 01:19:52 PM
You fool beehe, you forgot I had the cosmic sewwing kit
*Picks up sewwing kit from where he threw it eariler*
*Sews new robotic arm in place*
*Follows beehe to Hospital and pinches a syringe of a mysterious blue liquid*
*Waits for beehe to leave hosptial and then jabs the syringe in the back of his neck*
*beehe turns into a cow! :cow: *
*Runs away through the hole in the fabric of reality that no-one got round to mending*
*Looks around for new opponent but can still only see tiny + beehe*
 
(Don't think your picture would have worked for the hypnotism by the way, it's not that bad. Quite cute actually :D )
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 24, 2004, 04:05:23 PM
:eek: you too god the girls at my school run up and hug me each time they see me well continuing scince im a cow *walks into a pasture full of cows and convinces them to create hypnotizing milk so who ever drinks it gets hipnotized and brainwash everone on the planet*muhahahahahaha if you can't beat them join them MOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cow:

oh and PS: thx for the picture compliment i normlly don't smile but it dose look good when i do  :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 04:16:20 AM
In that case i'll set the wolves on you, hahahahaha
:doggie: :doggie: :doggie: :doggie:
 
(ps You look strangly familer somehow and its begining to get anoying couse i can't work out why.)
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 05:35:02 AM
sels behee and his cow friends to macdonalds for some magic beens (bet u cant gess were this is going) plants beens and  whaits for bean storck to grow woders should i cange my name to jack climbs up beans stork gets giant chickin throughs it at the wolves so they come distracted hits crowley with the golden egg
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 05:40:45 AM
*Cleans golden egg off of himself*
You forgot what happens at the end of  the story.
*As tiny climbs down the beanstalk, Crowley chops it down*
*It falls and crushes tiny underneath it*
Ha, never wander(sp?) into a fairy story without reading the end.
 
P.S. tiny can we have some punctuation please?
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 05:51:44 AM
ends up like a flat disc rolling round like on the cartoons.

p.s. is that better?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 05:52:58 AM
Much better
*Cooks the tiny pancake and force feeds it to behee*
*Waits to see what happens*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 06:02:48 AM
Finds gun inside behee shots him from inside he explodes
jumps inside pool of water and cools of
runs at crowly with a pointy stick in hand (and some randome chase music comes from now were)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 06:05:40 AM
*Sees pointy stick and runs away screaming*
No, no, not a pointy stick!!!!! :eek:
*Hides behind the elephent that appeared suddenly*
:elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 06:16:34 AM
stops i front of elephant wonders were it came from climes on top of it and rapages around in hope of cruching crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 06:19:35 AM
*Top of the elephants head opens and tiny falls in*
Ha ha, a cunningly concealed trap. You fell right in, litertaly.
*Pushes elephant of a convient cliff onto the remains of beehe*
*Gets out mp3 player and starts listening, while whislting a happy tune*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 06:29:09 AM
Elephant bracks fall (that was a bit stupid puching the elephant over with me inside it just acted like a giant zorb ball) scrambles up cliff  put ear plugs in snecs(sp) up behind crowly changes the mp3 he is lisning to to the ultumet punichment busted runs away behind a tree and watches(sp) to see what hapens.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 06:31:08 AM
*Crowley melts*
That do? :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 06:34:33 AM
what do u mean that do?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 06:37:41 AM
Quote from: tiny
runs away behind a tree and watches(sp?) to see what hapens.

I melted, that a good reaction?
Now watch, as I am rebone as the Sludge Monster of Dhoom!
Gloop gloop!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 06:42:21 AM
that is good reaction wounders if the sluge moster of dhooom is  flamible finds a long burning match lights it on stuble on chin tapes it to a long stick and atemps to set the sluge monster of dhooom alight
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 06:45:04 AM
*Unfortuantly for Crowley, the Sludge Monster is flamable.*
:eek: I'm burning, burning.
*Slithers off to find the puddle tiny used not nine posts ago*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 06:47:54 AM
drains pudle b4 he can get ther and watches him burn in to aches(sp)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 06:50:20 AM
Ha, you made a mistake there tiny. Donn't mention ashes!
*Rises from the ashes as a Phoenix*
*Flys over tiny, setting him on fire*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 25, 2004, 07:04:25 AM
in the words of homer sipmson "doh agggggghhhhhh"
runs around screaming for a bit then rolls on the floor puting fire out
fires towneys using the towney shoter(tm) wich i used erlyer but forgot about at crowley the phoenix.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 25, 2004, 07:23:18 AM
*Crowley uses awsome(sp) PyroK ability of the Phoenix to melt the towney in midair*
Ha, you'll have to try better than that.
*Release mutant monkys into the fight*
:fightmonk :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on June 27, 2004, 09:23:44 AM
*sends army of mutant cows to fight army of mutant monkeys*
*grabs tiny's ashes and uses them to help fertilise a nearby tree*
*nearby tree grows nice apples*
*eats some, but throws the rest at crowley, hitting him on the head*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 27, 2004, 12:39:23 PM
*Falls to the ground unconcious (sp?)*
*Turns into a portable milking parlour, which frightenes away the cows*
*They stampede and run into the tiny-apple tree*
*It falls over and crushes smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 28, 2004, 01:31:20 AM
sole gose into a worm
reads book (book worm get it) "how to evolve(sp) for dumys(sp)"
evolves in to monkey
eats tiny-apples wich make him stronger
jumps on tiny-apple cruching smiffy in to the ground
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 28, 2004, 01:49:43 AM
*Turns into a statue.*
*Hides among a hundred other statues that, for some reason, are placed around the tiny-tree.*
*Waits*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 28, 2004, 02:15:25 AM
climes over statues (cant help it im a monkey) :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 28, 2004, 12:33:59 PM
gets bored of wating finichis reading book "how to evolve(sp) for dumeys(sp)"
evolves in to former self sits on apple tree (ive left tree) lisens to matalica on cd player  and wates for someone to do somthing
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on June 28, 2004, 12:38:40 PM
*i run up and stab tiny with a spoon and take his heart out with it and run off to sell it in the black market* cherios are good for your heart if you have one  :doggie:
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 28, 2004, 12:42:06 PM
bugger (hopes some one brings him back to lifefor the fun of it (ran out of ideas))
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 28, 2004, 12:44:40 PM
*Bring tiny back to life as a beehe-eater*
*The black market sells beehe a magical amulet*
*beehe puts on the amulet and turns into a bubble gum chewing cow*
*Sets tiny loose*
behee -> :cow:     :doggie: <- tiny!
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 28, 2004, 12:46:24 PM
gose and atacks beehe
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 28, 2004, 01:04:36 PM
*While tiny-dog rips beehe-cow apart, Crowley-statue waits for NEW OPPONENTS!!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on June 29, 2004, 01:30:21 AM
finichis riping beehe-cow apart caculating number of peaces total count 666
gose and chases pasing cat
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on June 29, 2004, 06:58:36 AM
*Picks up the 666 parts of beehe-cow and builds them into a beehe-demon-elephant*
:elephant:
*Sets the demon-elephant loose and waits to see what happens*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on July 02, 2004, 09:06:03 PM
*summons acid rain to rain on everyone except himself*
*acid rain immediately begins to disolve everyones eyes*
*steals everyones money*
*force feeds tiny and Crowley battery acid*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 03, 2004, 04:01:03 AM
*puts on raincoat*
*Summons army of demon-sofas*
*demon-sofas begin to shoot evil cushions at passing people*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 03, 2004, 03:25:45 PM
*Waits helpless while the battery acid desolves stomach*
*Finds tingly sensation strangly attractive*
*Finds more battery acid and drinks*
*Stomach turns into a battery*
*Fuled by new power source, fits electronic acid-proof eyes*
Now, lets have some fun
*Turns into a flower fairy and blows pollen at poeple*
Hehehehe
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 04, 2004, 07:04:27 AM
for all why playes deoblo 2 and seen the deamon cow that hump you*summens millions on flying deamon cows that hump people and they rape tiny as a appitiser then go after Crowley chaising him* eat the evil cow deamons  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 04, 2004, 08:59:08 AM
*being the lord of the cows that he is, smiffy takes control of the cows and sends them after beehe*
*Smiffy then watches as the cows maul beehe*
*Smiffy summons decoy cows to protect himself*
*smiffy then decides to sop talking about himself in the third person*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 04, 2004, 12:26:27 PM
*We carry on throwing pollen around and create a thick mist-type thingy*
*We then creep away*
*We turn into a giant elephant and stamp on all the cows* :elephant:
*We carry on stomping, cause it's fun!*________________:cow:
*We stop talking in the plural*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 04, 2004, 07:17:55 PM
*beehe and his flying raping cow deamons retreat to the firy abys where we have hamburgers and plot his next devious plan to maim poeple* WE WILL MEET AGAN BATMAN!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 07, 2004, 01:52:29 PM
*fills the abyss with water so that beehe will float to the top*
*Adds in Aquatic Cows*
*:cow:*
*Aquatic Cows proceed to maim eat beehe*
*Laughs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 07, 2004, 02:00:07 PM
ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!*i thrash around as the cows eat me it loks like a jaws movie instead of sharks theres cows water flood the world leaving vvery little bits of dry land*ahh!!!!!!!!!!!! help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY THATS MY LEG STUPID COW !!!!!!!!!!!!! :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 07, 2004, 02:07:26 PM
<3rd-person mode>
*Crowley stands on one of the bits of land left*
*Raises hands and parts the waves*
*Cows left behind where water was hang in the air, like in cartoons when they go over cliffs*
*Crowley throws beehe a life line and helps him out*
*Crowley attempts to sign peace-treaty with beehe so they can join forces
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 08, 2004, 05:31:23 AM
*builds house made of chocolate*
*lures little children to house*
*feeds them to an evil witch*
*witch then agrees to trun crowley into a toad*
*Crowley gets toadified*

Ha TOADAGE!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 08, 2004, 05:38:45 AM
Ribbit ribbit
*Now Crowley can swim, he hops into the giant sea and swims off to plot a spectacular revenge*
Watch this space!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 08, 2004, 05:40:38 AM
*Continues to attack behee*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on July 08, 2004, 05:48:23 AM
Gose to hell arfter drowning the deval(sp) relises that i am a slipknot fan i ask him for a submarine(sp) gets rencarnated (sp) gose round in sub and blows island up.
Title: Revenge!
Post by: Vecna on July 08, 2004, 05:54:46 AM
*Latches onto submarine using toad feet*
*Uses awsome toadalishes poweres to control the sub*
*Uses sub to attack Smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on July 08, 2004, 06:02:22 AM
puts on a scotish acsent and ses
capin the engins r off but where still movin wot shal i doo
gos back to english
noting were ataking smify wait till we stop then sort it out
scotish
aye aye
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 08, 2004, 06:12:08 AM
*Under the cover of attacking Smiffy, turns on the auto-destruct function*
*Sets it to non-reversable*
*Swims away, very fast*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 08, 2004, 08:52:37 AM
*starts to steak around the world in 80 days  :D * hey look no pants *80 days laters walks in naked* hmm its a bit cold out there anyone wanna suggle *evil laugh and then puts my cloths back on and starts to play the music to we all live in a yellow submarine and sings along after getting in my yellow card board box with a parascope sticking out the top* my sub is better then tiny's  :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 08, 2004, 11:01:01 AM
*Buys a ticket for titanic*
*Get in the titanic and begins to sail away to safety, since the ship can't sink*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 08, 2004, 03:15:51 PM
*Turns the iceberg into a giant jelly, using awsome toadalishes poweres again*
*Titanic hits the jelly and gets stuck*
*beehe's cardboard sub sails to close tiny's, as it explodes*
*Jumps out of water into strange swamp*
*Meets small green toad-like-creature who talks in a strange backwards maner*
"Mmmm, yes, your friend I shall be"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 10, 2004, 01:35:25 AM
*puts on swiming suit and get out of boat*
*begins to eat jelly*
*once the jelly is finished climbs backboard*
*begins to develope toxic chemicals to dump into the swamp*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 10, 2004, 02:54:06 AM
*Makes a return to the freeforall circuit after a very very long time*]
Time to teach ya wippersnappers a thing or two.
*Prepares the lifesized dolls with blood and genitals*
*stretches, warms up*
*proceeds to rip everyone to bits and pieces*
*relaxes, prepares to use dolls as decoy to any attacks*
*puts on 'immunity from all mass murder and apocolyptic attacks' suit*
*puts on the 'immunity from all garment removal attacks RECURSIVE and inclusive of this device' suit.*
*Watches the wippersnappers play with their chemical factories*
GO GO GO! GO GO SPEED RACER! :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 10, 2004, 04:01:56 AM
Well, if you're going to be like that...
*Toggles God-mode*
*Emerges from swamp where he'd been hideing*
*Gets new friend to use Jedi powers on dolls*
(What is it with these dolls? I've heard them mentioned somewhere before...)
*Dolls start attacking Smiffy's chem. factory*
*Pinches lightsaber and throws it to Silver_Archer*
*S_A grabs it by the wrong end and slices fingers off*
*Gives beehe a second chance to sign temporary peace treaty and alliance*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on July 10, 2004, 06:34:26 AM
uuummmm
*snaps his fingers and peter from family guy brings in a life size blow up doll*
enjoy
*snaps his fingers and crowley...well, you get the hint now don't yuh
*after thAT crowley finds out that the blow up doll explodes when you have sexual contact with it *
secondly, goodbye smiffy
*sends a forth welcoming as a small little misquito bites smiffy and now he has the west niles disease*
*sets corley up to a lie detector*
do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help you god now do you understand
*crowley speaks"ugh, yes"*
*the lie detector reads a lie*
*ugh, i mean no*
*ding-ding*
now did you engage in a battle that looked as though you cmae from your aunt's backyard wearing a jockstrap on your head and wearing your moms underwear
*nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo*
you bastard, you did, you liar...now, finally, tell me about your thoughts, your first  one that pops into mind.
*ugh, i killed some people*
ding ding ding.....
*suddenly turns quiet*
next morning
*and that is what happened to the poor grandma and that bag of pot and we will be back with channel 666 the, wait, this just in, a small boy who has done many things including many of his moms underwear and a jockstrap just admitted he was the killer of jay deleno and bob faggot...like we give two shits...but isn't that fascinating...guess not...you bastards*
who am i kidding
*charges crowley and dunks his head in a toilet*...swirly time...and now for your desert, so you can't try and get me back
*shoves crowleys head into his ass..you better pull that monkey out of yer ass...it is bugging me blackspirit says*
*takes smiffy and asks if he would take pride and massacre crowley from existance*
*puts a barrier around blackspirit and makes sure that crowley can never hurt blackspirit and shoves crwoley in a jar using a dildo and covers the jar and wraps it in chains and locks it, throws it  in a box and tapes it up...crams it in a treasure box and locks it and finally throws it in a car and forces him to listen to barney and turns him into a power ranger...drives the car off a cliff and shoots the car so it blows up...bastard, had no chance*
(no offense, just for fun)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 10, 2004, 06:38:27 AM
I could take great offense at that, but I shall rise above such petty things and just go and sulk.
*Sits and sulks*
Not playing your nasty games anymore, I want my mummy. Wah wah wah :mad:
I don't think blackspirit like me for some reason. :mad:
I'm nice, I really am. You jsut ahve to get to know me, here's a nice present. See I am nice
*Hands blackspirit a wrapped box*
*Runs away fast*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on July 10, 2004, 09:17:29 AM
finds surf board lerns how to surf surfs a way comes back with pointy stick stabs every body with ponty stik surfs away
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 10, 2004, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: Crowley
Well, if you're going to be like that...
*Toggles God-mode*
*Emerges from swamp where he'd been hideing*
*Gets new friend to use Jedi powers on dolls*
(What is it with these dolls? I've heard them mentioned somewhere before...)
*Dolls start attacking Smiffy's chem. factory*
*Pinches lightsaber and throws it to Silver_Archer*
*S_A grabs it by the wrong end and slices fingers off*
*Gives beehe a second chance to sign temporary peace treaty and alliance*

*i sign the treaty and set up a hot dog stand and sell to the many people who have gotten hungry from fighting exept Crowley*guess what you gus just aet olf genitals i found from dead corpese and you paid me*walks off and buys a winning lotto ticket use the money to buy some imortal bacon and eats it*hahahahaha now i am imortal feel my wrath~!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 10, 2004, 11:32:57 AM
A pointy stick? A pointy stick?? A pointy stick???
Is this the height of civilisation? A pointy stick?
*Skulks of in disgust to live in the swamp*
*Comes back and pinches some immortalty bacon + eats it*
*Returns to swamp to sulk*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 10, 2004, 02:06:27 PM
*proceeds to kill all the vihang clone dolls in an attempt to find the real vihang*
*Sends pack of Bloodcows(like bloodhounds, just cows instead of dogs) to find and kill behee*
*:cow::cow::cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 10, 2004, 02:15:54 PM
*Finishes sulking*
Nobody's picking on me at the mo, now while the're not looking
*Slips a few of my own cows into the pack*
:cow: :cow: :cow:
*Real bloodcows find and kill beehe*
*My fake cows then follow them home and report back Smiffy's location*
*Uses toad powers to revive beehe into a elephant*
Welcome back beehe :elephant:
*Hijacks Smiffy's chem. factory while dolls not looking*
*Starts producing great quantities of evil blue sludge*
*Evil blue sludge flows over the beehe-elephant and mutates him into a super-beehe-elephant*
*Gets fed up with being a toad, and changes back into Crowley (The one from Dark Omens, not Aleister)*
Now, lets have some fun
*Calls forth the Beast of the Pitt*
*The Beast tramples rampage across the oceans*
*The oceans boil away into great clouds of steam + Crowley slips away under cover*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 10, 2004, 02:23:38 PM
*can't see because of the steam*
*Uses leftover blue sludge on Cows and mutates them into Super Cows*
*Tranforms into sofa form to hide*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 10, 2004, 02:33:37 PM
*Sets Mr Teethy on Smiffy-sofa*
(http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/icw/004.gif) Nash nash?
*Smiffy-sofa ripped to pieces*
*Blackspirit trips over Mr Teethy and falls under one of the Beast's hoofs*
*Bs gets crushed and sent to Hell for eternal torture*
Serves you right you nasty person, picking on me. On me, me of all people! It's not as if I'm touchy or sensitive or liable to take things personally. It's not really.
*S_A gets kicked by the Beast as it walks and is sent flying across the gulf left by the boiled ocean*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 10, 2004, 08:19:48 PM
hmm time for a little of old veritas *laughs minacly*
>_>
<_>
<_<
ok stop looking at me!!!*gets angry and uses the necromancers handbooks for dummies (guess what i think they have one of these too)and makes a blood pack with death and become invincable *muhahahahaha
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 10, 2004, 09:15:42 PM
Yes crowley, these dolls have been mentioned before. I believe I mentioned them in the 'what have you learned' thread. these dolls were also originally concieved in april 2003 when we had the first official free for all, i kept using life sized dolls with blood and genitals to avoid DD, mickey, Blud and Lancer from pummeling me with neights, nailing me on poolside walls, dumping me in radioactive waste and a whole load of crap. Note: they dont work against adminsnap, but then that attack is practically obsolete today.

*notes he is immuned to all this petty freeforall attacking*
*proceeds to play Britney Spears on a very powerful speaker system*
*puts on earplugs*
*watches all players scream in horror*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 11, 2004, 08:51:55 AM
Scream, scream
*The Beast steps on the speaker system*
Few, saved.
Release the dogs!
:doggie: :doggie: :doggie:
*Turns the dogs into warewolfs*
*Watchs to see what happens*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 11, 2004, 09:24:30 PM
Er... that was pathetic :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 12:55:02 AM
Quote from: Silver_Archer
Er... that was pathetic :p

True, true; but I was in a hurry and didn't want to fall behind. 'Cause there's nothing as important to me as this message board :p.
*Goes and sulks again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 12, 2004, 05:16:42 AM
Aww, poor kid doesn't have a life outside the confines of the rather small place we call the internet :D

*gives Crowley a mario Goomba to stomp on*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 05:20:31 AM
Ooooh, Mario Goomba.
*Stomps on the Goomba*
*Repeatadly*
*Begins to jump up and down on it*
*Works out fury on the stupid little Goomba*
That feels better
Now back to the fight. Who thinks they're hard enough?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 12, 2004, 06:03:35 AM
*checks*
yeah pretty hard, but i think 10 more minutes at 250 will make me just right. Then comes the chocolate syrup and icing..... :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 06:16:23 AM
K, this is starting to get weird. Please excuse me, I've got something, um, important to do. Byeee
*Walks away carefully in case S_A turns nasty*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 12, 2004, 06:17:41 AM
Remind me why we call this the Free For all and not the daily Veritas soap -_-'
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 06:49:45 AM
Maybe we should start one?
Anyway, like I said a couple of posts ago, lets fight!
*Summons the Icy Sword of Slippery Pavements*
*Swings it about a few times and pulls off some fancy moves*
*Prepears for combat and waits*
Come on then, if you think you're hard enough.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 12, 2004, 08:34:38 AM
Umm.. yeah. And the icing has chilled too :)

*slams crowley into 6 walls with just a finger*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 08:39:11 AM
Ouch, that hurt.
*Swings sword above head*
*Makes cool wum-wum sound*
*Gets carried away and ends up spinning around and around*
*The violent spinning makes Crowley move around*
*Gets to close to S_A and slices the icing*
*Not much effect*
Ooh, dizy.
*Collapseses, feeling dizzy*
You #nasty words#
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 12, 2004, 09:29:39 AM
hmm, you leave me no choice. i am forced to use my ultimate ability
*transforms into fat viking lady*
*Begins to sing opra in an immensely high pitched voice*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 09:32:25 AM
Noooooooooooooo.
*Smiffy's singing (can it be called that?) wakes Crowley up*
*Crowley throws a nearby rock at the Smiffy*
*Fate plays his hand and the rock lodges in Smiffy's mouth*
*The singing is temp. muffled but shatters the rock*
*Fragments fly everywhere*
*Crolwey runs away*
I can't take it anymore, goodbye cruel world
*Jumps from cliff into the Pitt*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 12, 2004, 09:39:50 AM
*Continues to sing in ways that make britany spears look perfect at singing*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 10:20:15 AM
*Realises he's falling down a bottlemless pitt*
*Wedges sword into wall to stop falling*
*Hangs there for a while*
Hey, I've fallen far enough so that I can't hear Smiffy anymore
*Carries on hanging*
Umm, I think I may need some help getting out of this one guys + gals
beehe, is our peace treaty still valid?
Help me, please...
*Hangs on awhile longer*
:eek:
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 12, 2004, 03:18:18 PM
Quote from: Crowley
*Realises he's falling down a bottlemless pitt*
*Wedges sword into wall to stop falling*
*Hangs there for a while*
Hey, I've fallen far enough so that I can't hear Smiffy anymore
*Carries on hanging*
Umm, I think I may need some help getting out of this one guys + gals
beehe, is our peace treaty still valid?
Help me, please...
*Hangs on awhile longer*
:eek:

*poofs apears near him on a floating disk* yes its still valid untill the army of bobs come then your on your own *helps him onto the disk and it floats down to my lair 4 weeks away from the serface*welcome to my homl;y abode just walk through the mater transporter to the left to get back up there wail  back to work im making my army of super sayin mice and birds*hears little mice going "kamahameha!!!!!!!!!" and big explosions going on*hey don't shoot walls down!!!!*i run of too start to train my army*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 03:24:42 PM
*Walks throught transporter and appears on the surface*
Hmm, super sayian mice eh?
*Thinks*
Ah got it
*Practices showy moves with sword*
*Realises he's deaf*
I can't hear Smiffy. :D
*Does victory dance*
*Stabs Smiffy in left eye with the Icy Sword of Slippey Pavements*
Lets see how you like that then.
*Uses cleaver mirror effect of the ice to copy Smiffy's powers*
Muww wah wah
*Pushes Smiffy into the Pitt*
*Turns into a sofa and hides*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 12, 2004, 03:31:24 PM
*all of a suddin a big army of mice and birds start doing kamehamehas at silver_archer and tiny*eat my DBZer animals*laugh minicly* hmm jumps down the bottemlis pit while my army atacks people*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 12, 2004, 03:34:40 PM
*Joins in attack, still disgused as a sofa*
*Cause Smiffy is not in sight, everyone thinks I'm Smiffy*
*Knocks tiny into a cage of devil cows*
-------
|:cow: |
-------
Go devil cows!
*Hides and changes back into Crowley* (Me this time; not the man or the book character)
 
(beehe - It's 'while' by the way not 'wail')
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 13, 2004, 03:00:07 PM
*ponders what to do next* hmmmm i got it a gaint "lazer" on the moon to destroy the surface of the earth and graffeti the rest of the plantes that a brilliant idea muhahahahahahahahaha*starts to build a giant "lazer" in seceret underground lair that has only one way to get in and millions of ways to get out* :D  :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 14, 2004, 08:17:55 AM
*Uses Jumpo-Boots(c)*
*Lands on moon*
*Finds way into beehe's base*
*Helps to build lazer*
*Includes the ISoSP in the device to add Smiffy's powers to it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 14, 2004, 10:56:23 AM
*giant "Lazer" is complete and we test it on unarus carving graffitte all over it then aim it at random thing* ready the "Lazer" *usless lights turn on and off then the red buttin turns on i press the buttion and starts shooting randomly around at the earth* hmm we need a target any ideas Crowley?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 14, 2004, 11:26:31 AM
Smiffy's still down there somewhere and tiny's in the cage of demon cows
No, we've attacked them enough. It's Silver_Archers turn
Fire!
*The lazer swivles and fires at S_A*
Haha, die Silver_Archer, die!
*Misses*
beehe, you haven't configured this properly
*Walks of to sulk again, muttering "surrounded by morons"*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on July 20, 2004, 07:03:53 PM
*dumps gasoline on Crowley and throws a lit match on him turning him into a giant fire-ball*
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on July 22, 2004, 02:36:39 PM
takes a taser to shock them in the ass and stabs them a couple of times
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 22, 2004, 02:39:25 PM
*Crowley is immune to the tazer because he's a giant fire ball*
*Teleports from moon back to Earth*
*Rolls around burning and squasing people*
 
~Crowley
 
(How can ShadowSpwan be a regular member with 3 posts? I had to get 30 to get there. Something's not quite right here, I smell a giant smell fish!)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 23, 2004, 05:22:03 AM
*is marginally pissed off*
 *teleports over the Crowley*
 *uses super strength to rip crowleys head off , then runs his hand into his cheat and pulls out his heart, then lungs, then kidneys. *
 *Proceeds to bash the head into little bits and pieces*
 *Pulps the brain*
 *burns remnants*
 *Does the same to smiffy*
 
 Thats what you get for trying to lazer me on  bad day -_-
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 23, 2004, 05:29:03 AM
Ouch.
I have nothing more to say. I will have to go away and think about a comeback to this one.
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on July 23, 2004, 09:50:07 AM
:eek: im not shooting at SA anymore lets draw some innopropriat things on planets* turns the "lazer" to uranues ans draws a things on it*heh it looks funny * all of a suddin a bunch of upalumpas tackle ShadowSpawn and kick him in th shin beat him down and ect. then skuwer him and roast him over a open fire* my umpalumpa assasions got the best of you i see muhahaaahahahaa*gasps for breath*hahahahahahahahahahaha*falls over from lack of oxygen*.................. :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 26, 2004, 08:55:24 PM
*burps*

Cool. I made my 300th post with a burp :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: SilverDragonsBlood on July 26, 2004, 08:56:52 PM
Okay anyway, Brings out a anti-umpalumpa shot gun, and a demonicly posseseing* sword. kills all umpalumpas and flies up and hovers in the air out of reach of any remaining umpalumas** drops gun (it dissapears) and steadies myself in fight stance* holding sword ^^
*spelling
**thats a pain to type
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 26, 2004, 08:59:52 PM
That made no sense o.o
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on July 27, 2004, 10:31:59 AM
*dumps gasoline on self*
*sets self on fire*
*runs around screaming because he is on fire*
*runs into SilverDragonsBlood and Silver_Archer setting them on fire*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 27, 2004, 10:35:28 AM
*Watches as ShadowSpawn dies in the flames*
*Summons the Icy Sword back*
*Starts attacking people with its powerful cyrokinetic powers*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on July 27, 2004, 10:38:09 AM
*comes back to life but is still on fire*
*runs around screaming again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 27, 2004, 10:40:16 AM
*Stabs ShadowSpawn with the Icy Sword*
*Watches as the ice spreads through the flames*
*ShadowSpawn is left encased in an ice cocoon*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on July 27, 2004, 10:49:43 AM
*phases through the ice*
*digs a pit-trap and fills it with bees and horse flys*
*hides in nearby trees, waiting for someone to fall in his trap*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 28, 2004, 04:44:16 AM
*starts singing*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Calvin on July 28, 2004, 07:19:30 PM
*dies*
Oh no D=
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 29, 2004, 02:06:11 AM
Nooooo, not the singing. I can't take this.
*Eyes melt in head*
*Wax melts in ear*
*Snot melts in nose*
*Head explodes showering everyone nearbye with melted eyes, wax & snot*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 31, 2004, 11:26:47 AM
*Turns wax into candles and sells them*
*invests money in stock*
*Becomes rich from crowley's pain*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on July 31, 2004, 01:03:11 PM
I want part of the profits Smiffy, it's my ear wax you're using.
*Threatens Smiffy with the Icy Sword*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 02, 2004, 11:07:41 AM
*Pulls out flaming shield*
*burns self with the flames*
*drops shield and instead throws a donut at crowley*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 02, 2004, 11:27:37 AM
Oooh, doughnut.
*Drops sword and chases the doughnut*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 03, 2004, 12:04:52 PM
*picks up sword*
*chases after crowley so he can behead him*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 03, 2004, 12:07:31 PM
*Catches doughut*
*Eats it*
*Fills with doughnut-goodyness*
*Draws a sigil with free hand*
*The Icy Sword stabs Smiffy*
*Crowley wanders over and picks up the sword*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 03, 2004, 01:11:47 PM
MEDIC!!!!!
*medic heals Smiffy*
*Pulls out c-10 canister rifle and blasts off crowley's arms*
have nice day
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 03, 2004, 01:13:20 PM
*Scowls at Smiffy*
*Mutters magic words at sword*
*The Icy Sword chops Smiffy's head off*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 03, 2004, 01:16:49 PM
*body runs around like a chicken for a bit*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 03, 2004, 01:18:53 PM
*Crowley gets medic to sew arms back on*
Now, you shall pay Smiffy!
*Gets account book out*
That'll be £450,485.15 please
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 03, 2004, 01:25:16 PM
*somehow Smiffy's head reattaches to his body*
*Takes out the money*
*Hands it to crowley*
*runs before crowley figures out its monopoly money*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 03, 2004, 01:27:05 PM
*Trys to spend the money*
What??!!?!
*Chases Smiffy with the Icy Sword*
[God-Voice]NOW YOU WILL DIE![/God-Voice]
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 03, 2004, 03:42:17 PM
*hides in a cave*
*Gets chased out of cave by an angry bear*
*digs a hole instead*
*hides in hole*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 04, 2004, 10:11:36 AM
*Talks to bear*
*Finds out where Smiffy went*
*Pours boiling oil down the hole*
*Listeins to Smiffy's screams, while smiling*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 05, 2004, 02:54:11 AM
*gets enviromentalists to attack crowley for dumping oil*
*enviromentalists rip off crowley's arms and beat him with them*
*meanwhile smiffy crawls out of the hole and buys some burn ointment*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on August 05, 2004, 03:00:06 AM
walks in with a machine gun shots every body
phones for a pizza
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 05, 2004, 10:53:59 PM
When the pizza arrives, Fireborn Wolf is there to pick it up and pay for it. By the time Tiny turns around the pizza is nearly gone and Fireborn is eating it.
 "You are maybe wanting a slice? You can't HANLE a slice!"
 *eats the last bit of it and readies himself for an attack (drawing a short sword and an axe out of a pocket dimension and taking an alert, but not threatening stance)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 06, 2004, 09:14:34 AM
hot dogs here get your hot dogs we cook em you eat them and now we sell soda too
*i walk aroudn with a vending selling food* hey guys like my job hey i hate it but least i get paid
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 06, 2004, 12:14:30 PM
*watches in horror as the free for all degenerates into a mess*
*builds big explosive bomb type thing*
*detonates it a safe distance away*
*waits for everyone to complement him on the fireworks display*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 06, 2004, 01:29:04 PM
bravo *gives smiffy some money* heres for the great show want a hot dog on a stick? *peddles food at smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 06, 2004, 01:41:55 PM
*Transforms into a hot dog and waits*
*One of the environmentalists eats the hot dog*
*Crowley takes over the environmentalists body*
*Picks up the Icy Sword and gets ready to fight Fireborn*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on August 06, 2004, 02:02:51 PM
*Stabs Crowley from behind with a sausage.*

*Vomits in rage.*

*Summons crew of ninja pirates.*

*Ninja pirates appear.*

*Ninja pirates vomit in rage.*

*Ninja pirates eat all toilets in the homes of every Veritas member.*

*Flojo eats an environmentalist.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 06, 2004, 02:15:55 PM
hey your spouse to pay for the you stupid inviromentalist *presses a red butting and my kosk turn into a mech with heavy lazers and mini nukes* you going to pay for that arnt you stupid enviromentalist they think everything is free* i shoot a mini nuke at the fojo and then cut him up with the heavy lazers*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on August 06, 2004, 02:21:49 PM
*Watches beehe have hallucinations of getting a robot and defeating him.  Smacks beehe in the head with a light pole, knocking him out.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 06, 2004, 02:27:10 PM
*me and the mech fall over and its reactor starts to over heat and gets ready to explode* ........ ::me still unconsius still becuae of fojo and most lickly i was going to die and you know what really sucked my life didn't flash before my eyes:: *mech explodes and i die*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 06, 2004, 02:30:09 PM
*Uses one of the fiddly attachments on the Icy Sword to bring behee back as an undead slave*
*Sets the undead-behee on the Flojo*
*Creeps up behind the Flojo while he's distracted*
*Stabs the flojo in the back*
That'll teach you to mess with the Beast
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 06, 2004, 03:14:51 PM
*digs a tunnel to the moon*
*buys some souveniers(sp?)*
*throws them at crowley*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 06, 2004, 04:20:07 PM
*wonders why Crowley hasn't attacked yet- takes the fight to him*
 *attacks with the axe  swinging for the neck and the sword swinging for "the other  neck :eek:"
 HI!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 07, 2004, 01:02:47 AM
Oooh, yeh. I forgot about you
*Brings the Icy Sword around very quickly*
[Bullet Time]
*Chops the axe handle in half*
*Carries on swinging the sword*
*Blocks the sword*
*Reverses the swing and slices Fireborn's hand off*
[/Bullet Time]
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on August 07, 2004, 07:59:02 AM
*Is stabbed in the back.*

*Uses bacon magic to heal wound*

*Uses amazing kung fu skills to beat the crap out of undead beehe and Crowley.*

*Suggests the idea of teaming up to Fireborn Wolf.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 07, 2004, 08:13:20 AM
*returns*
*considers showing people his full fury*
*Transforms into Thunder_Emperor*
*Is ready to unleash his full wrath*

Ehh... Smite me.
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on August 07, 2004, 08:16:57 AM
*Smites Thunder_Emperor with fire and brimstone that rain from the sky.*

Is that better?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 07, 2004, 09:13:59 AM
*Waits for help*
You've gone to far this time Flojo, I'll get you for that
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 07, 2004, 03:18:39 PM
*is willing to team up with crowley to defeat flojo*
*Summons army of fire cows from nearby campfire to stampede of vihang*
*:cow::cow::cow::cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 07, 2004, 03:20:31 PM
*Uses Icy Sword to embue the fire cows with additional icy powers*
*Watches as the cows stampede Silver*
*Holds Sword above head and lightning flashes down around me*
Come on then, if you think you're hard enough
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 07, 2004, 03:23:32 PM
*sets suicide cows to charge at wolf*
*:cow:....BOOM!!!*
*laughs evily*
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 07, 2004, 03:25:31 PM
*Fits lightning attachment to the Icy Sword*
*Brings down lightning on Wolf to help Smiffy's attack*
*Accidentaly strikes Smiffy as well*
*Smiffy is left as a chared sinder*
Woops? Hehehe
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 07, 2004, 03:29:00 PM
*sets fire cows on Crowley by accident*
*accidently laughs evily as crowley is crushed under Fl4min9 Hoov3s of DoOm (tm)*
[accidental]Bwa ha ha ha ha[/accidental]
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 07, 2004, 03:30:11 PM
*Smiffy should have realised that Crowley is immune to fire, owning as he does the ICy Sword*
*Therefor, he just laughes and kills the cows*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 07, 2004, 09:33:53 PM
*gets a robotic hand and a lightsaber* You gunna die! ALL YALL GUNNA DIE!
 *uses  my mad Jedeye skills you turn everyone into blithering idiots*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 09, 2004, 03:54:10 AM
*While being a blithering idiot accidentaly stabs Wolf*
*Runs around a bit*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 09, 2004, 11:30:08 PM
*heals self and laughs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 10, 2004, 06:36:52 AM
*is already insane and therefore immune to becoming a blithering idiot*
*sets wolf on fire and tries to roast some marshmellows*
Title: Free For All
Post by: the_flojo on August 10, 2004, 04:06:12 PM
Right before "Blithering Idiot" attack:

*Flojo activates God mode.*

Now:

ADMINSNAP!!!

I won the FFA ... again!  That's twice!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 11, 2004, 03:39:38 AM
No, it cannot be. Not the dreaded admin snap. Why  would you use such an underhand and evil tactic, using the one move none of us can counter.

*respawns*
*Stabs flojo in the eye with some salmon*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 11, 2004, 09:35:52 PM
PUNKSLAP!!

*gets back up, and starts charging like hell*

Weather forcast? Thunder Storms. Muahahahaha!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Leath on August 12, 2004, 03:53:25 AM
*thinks Viv has lost it*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 12, 2004, 07:24:20 AM
*agrees*
*goes on a quest to recover vihang's sanity*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Leath on August 12, 2004, 08:16:13 AM
*thinks we should leave vihang this way*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vejita-san on August 12, 2004, 11:53:05 AM
hi! Does anyone sell kupus. I realy need it. I am loking it everywhere but i can't get it. It is hard ro get. I am willing to pay 20 grands!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 12, 2004, 01:38:14 PM
I agree with Leath
*Hides Vihang's sanity in the one place no-one would look*
*Prepares to fight someone*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 12, 2004, 08:53:35 PM
*realises Crowley vihangs sanity in me*

Woohoo!! I got my sanity back . Now time to save the world. :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 13, 2004, 08:15:17 PM
*whips out a rotten fish, slaps vihang around a bit with it*

*knocks vihang out with the many slaps with the rotten fish, a combination of the smell and the many fish hits*

*makes sure it's him, and it is*

*proceeds to break vihang's nose with a really hard frozen fish, then cuts him open from there to his sternum with a fish hook*

*tears one of his ribs out and sodomizes him with it*

*sprays his body with fish paste*

*dangles vihang over a tank of pirahanas, and lets them eat his flesh*

*hangs his corpse over a bay*

*pulls out a shouvel and finds flojo and hits him in the back of the head with it, knocking him out*

*checks out flojo to make sure it's really him too*

*rips flojo's eyes out, then chokes him with them*

*beats him in the chest with the shouvel for hours, crushing bones and vital organs, until he is pretty much like pudding*

*gives the flojo pudding to poor starved russian children*

*sees crowley and picks up his harpoon gun*

*checks to see if it's really crowley and it is, so prepares the attack*

*picks up a harpoon and douses the tip (so it can still shoot out) in super glue*

*shoots crowley in the stomach with his harpoon gun*

*uses it's pulling power to pull him back in, still bleeding and screeming as a harpoon is sticking out of his back*

*laughs as crowley cannot get out of the hold, and attatches a fish hook to each one of his vital organs, and pays alotta body builders to grab the fishing lines and to pull on them until they get pulled out from the outside*

*makes crowley's skin into a big jacket and sells it on ebay*

*uses the money to fly to where smiffy lives*

*finds out if it's the real smiffy, and again it is*

*whips out a ballistic missile launcher and fires it at smiffy*

*picks up the smolten pieces and makes them into miniature dolls for children, and gives them to the russian children as they eat the flojo pudding*

*smiles and does that russian hat dance with the children*

^_^
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 14, 2004, 03:08:59 AM
*Is bought on E-bay*
*Buyer puts on the skin-coat*
*Takes over the buyers mind*
Now no-one knows what I look like, Muwhahaha
*Procedes to hide and watch the battle for a bit*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 14, 2004, 12:12:28 PM
*eats cheese and watches people do things and eats some more cheese and stuff*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 16, 2004, 04:27:36 AM
*Gets portable fiction-summoning kit (tm) from bag*
*Finds a book*
*Places book in recepticle*
*Summons random character from book*
Go, Gandalf!
*Sits back to watch the aftermath*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 16, 2004, 10:47:01 AM
*pulls out a pair of hedge clippers and beheads gandalf*

*cuts him open with the clippers*

*burns the remains into ashes, then sells them to some crackhead*

*watches the crack head light up*

*goes back home and listens to KoRn*

*waits for a real challenger*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 16, 2004, 11:53:13 AM
*Goes to sulk in a corner*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 17, 2004, 02:20:33 AM
*steals fiction-summoning kit (tm) from Crowley- puts in book 10 of Wheel of Time- Talks to Rand and tells him that everyone here is a Darkfriend except me and him*
 YOU ARE ALL SOOOOOO DEAD!
 *watches Rand balefire everyone here*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 17, 2004, 02:25:36 AM
*Steels the Kit backa and summons Matrim*
*Steels the anti-power amulet thingy (can't remember proper name) from him*
Now lets see Rand kill me
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 17, 2004, 02:34:02 AM
*yawns*
*breathes in*
*is charged up my radiation or light in the air*
*goes into space*
*begins channeling the massive radiation available in space from all the stars*
Cool. I am back in action *wounds automatically heal*
now to kill these morons

*Sends thunderbolt with the charge equivalent to 1000 times the charge and 2000 times the actual wattage of all the lighting  that occurs in a thunder storm*
*Sends many such thunderbolts down on the planet*
*Destroys earths atmosphere*
*Flies off into space to find another inhibited planet*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 17, 2004, 02:41:12 AM
You fool, you think I need air to breathe? Muwhahaha
*Unfolds wings and flys after Silver_Archer*
*Starts gathering demonic powers*
*Unleashes a hoard of demons onto the planet*
*Demons tear Silver limb from limb and then use the parts in diabolical rituals*
*Then they eat what's left*
*Then I atomise them to be on the safe side*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 17, 2004, 03:10:39 PM
*i walk in dressed in wierd cloaths * im back from vacation ^_^ *uses the ultiment fluff bunnie magic and creates a supieor army of fluff bunnies that ask stupid quiestion then i do a funky thing that power rangers do for a zord or what ever they call it now* i call apon the power of the pink lolly pop* pig pink robot rises from the ground and i start to destroy the nearest city with my army and zord*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 17, 2004, 03:12:46 PM
Welcome back behee
*Flys over to behee and ask if he wants to join forces again*
*While he waits for an answer, he randomly kills flowers*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 17, 2004, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: Crowley
Welcome back behee
*Flys over to behee and ask if he wants to join forces again*
*While he waits for an answer, he randomly kills flowers*
 
~Crowley

sure*kicks over a building with my zord*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 17, 2004, 03:40:45 PM
*Uses the Icy Sword to upgrade the Pink Robots*
*Attacks Rand and Fireborn*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 17, 2004, 05:26:41 PM
*calls upon the True Source and weaves threads of fire and air to create a firestorm the size of L.A. and sends it to kill Crowley, Rand sits back and is impressed, he too sends a firestorm at Crowley*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 17, 2004, 07:58:13 PM
*regenerates*
*does previous atack all over again*

Okie! now you are all dead 2 times over!

Sheesh. This is sounding like the old testament now :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 18, 2004, 02:03:40 AM
*resurects- farts and poisons the world and dies*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 18, 2004, 02:43:05 AM
Firestorm? Wrong choice of attack, for I am protected by the Icy Sword
True Source? Wrong choice of weapon, for I am protected by the Raven amulet
*Does silly dance*
*Stands around looking embarassed*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 18, 2004, 03:12:09 AM
*watches Crowley suffocate along with the others*
*eats chocolate chip icecream*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 18, 2004, 09:36:08 AM
Quote from: Crowley
You fool, you think I need air to breathe? Muwhahaha

Were you not paying attention before? :rolleyes:
 
*Flys back to fight Silver*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 18, 2004, 03:47:35 PM
*turns into Yffims*
*efink a htiw sdrawkcab ylworc sbats*
*ylive shgual*
ah ah ah ah awb
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 18, 2004, 09:22:33 PM
You do need air to live moron.

I am the electric storm dude. Not you :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 19, 2004, 01:09:47 AM
*Casts spell of air bubble*
*Wears it on head like a goldfish bowl*
*Swims after Yffims to violently kill him*
[font='Times New Roman']noissebo kaepskcab siht fo uoy euc llahs I[/font]
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 19, 2004, 05:10:18 AM
.ruovaf a lla su od ll'uoy ebyam neht ,eid tsuJ. norom uoy ,kcus uoY
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 19, 2004, 09:09:45 AM
what the ?!?!?! :eek:  *tilts head on a confused fashion* you will die you backwords speaking alien scumm !!!! :D  SUPER UBER PINK FLUFF BUNNIE RAY OF CUDDLYNESS*the wierd looking ray makes everyone feel happy so they start to hugg eachother*muhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*AIR RUNS OUT IN MY ZORD* a.a.s.a.sa..a.a.a...........................................*dies*  :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 20, 2004, 07:27:41 AM
ah ah ah. em fo daetsni elop guh og llahs ouy suht, desreber era edom sdrawkcab no em no desu stceffe lla tub, ah
*swoc sdrawkcab fo ymra snommus*
*!!!!OOM :cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 21, 2004, 12:07:29 PM
*finds a pair of safety scissors, and sharpens the tips of them to razor-like quality*

*knocks smiffy out by beating him in the back of the head with a pipe*

*ties him up to a torture device rack, and cuts him open all over with the safety scissors, and lets him bleed to death*

*as he bleeds to death, beats him in the face a few times with a dictionary, whilst yelling "NO MORE BACKWARDS TYPE!!"*

*sacrifices all of smiffy's cows, and sells the corpses to fast food companies*

*uses the money to buy alot of burgers, and a nuke*

*drops the nuke on beehe's zord, killing him in the process*

*finds vihang and knocks him out as well, with the same pipe*

*ties vihang up to the torture table beside smiffys, as smiffy slowly dies from blood loss*

*stuffs vihang with all the burgers from the fast food bastards until vihang chokes and suffocates*

*laughs*

*uses remaining money to pay some magician to make it unable to type backwards, or to type with big weird looking pink letters (*cough* beehe *cough*).*

*continues to laugh evilly*
Title: Free For All
Post by: sunebuoy on August 22, 2004, 12:07:54 PM
Stares in horror at Enlightenment. :eek:
Runs away really, really fast. :doggie:
Gets ready to fight. :fightmonk
Dances the night away. :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 22, 2004, 05:39:58 PM
:eek: *flaots around bored as a ghost then goues and plays poker with satin and jesus* :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 22, 2004, 07:08:36 PM
Hmm... you people dare defy me? And I was being nice and all.

*vapourises Enlightenment*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 22, 2004, 07:24:55 PM
*as vapor, forms together with water, and washes over Vihang, drowning him and making him shock himself since he's the thunder emperor thing*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 23, 2004, 05:06:07 AM
*reminds enlightenment that his body can produce these currents, so his muscles do not get affected by it, because, they experience it all the time when he is generating these currents*

*throws very powerful lightning bolt at Enlightenment*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 23, 2004, 06:57:12 AM
*loses all my money walks back to earth because i cannot afford a cab*
 :eek:  oh god......*sees S_A and Enlightenment fighting and runs to hide in a trash can*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 23, 2004, 09:17:31 AM
I see...

*finds a rubber suit-like thing to manipulate with his watery powers*

*gets into the suit, and is unnaffected by the lightning bolt*

*walks over to SA, and rips his manhood out with his bare rubberish hands :p.*

*sells it on eBay*

*uses the money to pay the same magician to make it so thunder powers no longer work*

*uses water powers to call forth a giant tidal wave*

*drowns SA and beehe*

*laughs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 23, 2004, 04:16:42 PM
hmmm... i dead agan.... *gets the parcel that i ordered from ebay and looks in the box* ewww.... i order i order a severed leg not that type of leg ......*send the package back to Enlightenment as i float around as a ghost*
Title: Free For All
Post by: sunebuoy on August 23, 2004, 05:52:04 PM
Me, an innocent Ebay bidder, gets a supposed "video game" mailed to his house, only to find that the real contents of this package are... yeah, you guessed right.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 23, 2004, 07:19:42 PM
*Beats the crap out of Enlightenment*
 *Reminds Enlightenment that he can use his electric current to make his muscles contract with greater force and at greater speeds, thus making him very fast and strong*
 
 *Rips Enlightenments heart out(
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 24, 2004, 05:43:01 AM
*plays some martal combat songs wail S_A is standing there with Enlightenment heart in his hand then i say in the wierd deamon lords voice*

Finish him

*then i run off really fast to hide yet agan not to tell where i am going this time*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 24, 2004, 08:13:42 AM
*is doubtful of SA being able to beat the shit out of him...but ok, we'll go with this*

*is in a water suit, but is still water..so really, he has no heart to be taken, that being said..*

*uses watery powers to call forth another huge tidal wave onto the entire area in which they were fighting*

*spills himself out into a lake of purified water...to not be found by SA since he is now one with the water*

*uses watery powers to push varying objects into SA, such as massive semi trucks (if you are not familiar with those..they're fuckin huge :D.)*

*continues to smite SA with his watery powers*

I was in a rubber suit..and am finding it funny that you thought somehow I turned back to life and had my body still.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 24, 2004, 09:11:51 AM
*resists all the attacks*
*puts salt into the water enlightenment*
*Throws thunder on him*

Yes. I am capable of beating you up En. Even without my massive strength and speed increase thanks to turning into the Thunder Emperor :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on August 24, 2004, 12:06:58 PM
*out of no where, everyone is bombarded by kamikazee planes carring nuclear weapons*
*From far above the planet's surface, safely on my Zeplin of Doom, I thrust my new demonic kitana into the earth itself and cause the entire planet to implode with everyone on it.*
*I send out orangutans in space suits with lightsabers out to scan for and kill any survivors.*
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!  :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 24, 2004, 03:32:14 PM
Vihang: I'd, really, really, really (yes, there's a need for a third "really" :P.), like to see that happen IRL, or rather I'd like to see you try IRL ;).

*sepparates from the salty water, and sends the katana from d. mented into vihang's heart with the watery powers*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 24, 2004, 06:57:45 PM
Yeah Enlightenment. I'd be more than glad to oblidge. where do we meet? :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 24, 2004, 07:22:51 PM
Cleveland, Ohio in the US of A :p.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 24, 2004, 07:25:30 PM
Thats not fair, its closer to you than to me. I say we meet at a place equally far away to both of us
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 24, 2004, 10:03:15 PM
lol where then...antarctica? :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 25, 2004, 05:56:13 AM
how about england? ;)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 25, 2004, 09:51:24 AM
sure :p..I plan on moving nearby there after I finish time at the university of Washington..so about 9-10 years from now; considering I am still in high school (Junior year) :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 26, 2004, 04:23:08 AM
Sure thing. :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Draconic Warrior on August 27, 2004, 06:23:58 PM
*Comes through Portal with awesome secret magical and spirital powers.*
"Looking for an aliance anyone need help?"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 27, 2004, 07:54:51 PM
*throws a spear into Draconic's eye*

*laughs, then pulls it out, then jams it up his arse so hard that it comes out his mouth*

*carves a smiley face into his chest with the spear head, after pulling the spear out of his mouth*

*injects him with a paralyzing serum*

*positions him so he is bent over and permanently like that*

*borrows a maverick1 technique..and drops Draconic into Bin Laden's lap that way, with a note attatched that says "from Allah, with love ;).".*

*laughs at draconic as he gets anally violated*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on August 29, 2004, 06:00:34 AM
*stands in awe of such an evil deed by E*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 29, 2004, 09:41:29 AM
hmm...* thinks about it going up agesnt E* screw that...... *i  shoot myself in the head* :eek:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 29, 2004, 09:43:37 AM
*Takes bits of beehe and forms them into a super cyborg*
Ha, behold I give you the Mega-Bee 9000. Muwhahahahah!!!!!
Go Mega-Bee 9000
*Sets the Mega-Bee 9000 on everyone*
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 29, 2004, 03:43:20 PM
*takes a hundred pieces of broken glass, and pays a major leagues US baseball pitcher to throw them at Smiffy's heart, lungs, stomach and face, at 90 mph, rendering him blind, in alot of pain and soon dead*

*takes a katana and then decapitates Smiffy, then sells his headless corpse on eBay for necropheliacs to enjoy*

*uses the money to purchase another nuke*

*drops the nuke on Crowley and the behee robot*

*laughs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 29, 2004, 03:48:52 PM
*Crowley dies and goes to heaven (honstly)*
*Gets chatting to God*
*Pursuades God to use His l33t powers*
*Everyone dies and is denied any form of reincarnation or second chance etc etc*
Ha, now I win for once
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 29, 2004, 04:04:07 PM
...damn *has no snappy comeback to that*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 29, 2004, 06:07:43 PM
*doesn't believe in God*
*Sees Crowley's awestrucken face as heaven and God suddenly dissapear*
*Sees Crowley's consciousness getting slammed into a random foetus*

We don't have to worry about him for a while. :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on August 29, 2004, 11:01:33 PM
*lookas around and goes DBZ super charge up and explode attack on all yalll and dies right along with the eitire world... ses this includes Zimbabwe  and Canada*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 30, 2004, 03:01:39 AM
Goo goo gaga.
Just you wait till I grow up Silver. You'll regret that!
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 30, 2004, 05:19:35 AM
O.O i died agan >.< * i beggs cronose to be brought back to life and he brings me back to life and kicks me out of his house with his awsome L33T powers*oww.....*i take a high power sniper rifle and you see Fireborn Wolf head blow up like a cantilope*next!!! *i shoot Enlightenment in the balls and the face repetedly just to make shure his L33T powers cannot help him*
yay  :elephant:  *dose a little dance
Title: Free For All
Post by: PsionicNinja on August 30, 2004, 06:26:39 AM
*beehe's ankles snap while doing stupid dance.  laughs with pity and unleash ninja monkey :fightmonk   ninja monkey pisses on beehe.  looks around with paranoia and builds a military fortification at the north pole*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 30, 2004, 11:59:20 AM
*was wearing a stainless steel bulletproof cup*

*goes to the hospital to get the face shots that did make it in healed*

*comes out*

*whips out a long balloon animal type balloon*

*picks up a pipe and knocks behee out with it*

*walks over to his unconscious body, and inserts the balloon into his ear, then into his skull, then into his nostrils, then back out the other ear*

*blows it up until it gets very big*

*pulls out a tack, and pops it, the shock waves of it tearing apart his brain, eardrums, and nasal openings*

*laughs as he dies*

*takes the pipe and beats crowley senseless with it, then offers him to a random fisherman for bait*

*gets money for the unconscious crowley*

*watches crowley get eaten by a fish*

*uses money to drop another nuke onto PsionicNinja's base, killing him and all inhabitants*

*sits down, drinking his Mountain Dew Pitch Black (TM)..soo good XD*

*waits for a real fight*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 30, 2004, 01:24:30 PM
......*my chest opens up and a little cute bunny hops out and ses "I see you have master the power of L33T but the fluff bunnie magic will beat you...."  lips keep moving and i use fluff bunnie magic to rip out you skeleton and then he breaks your bones and stabs them into you everywhere and sell you for art and become ritcher then bill gates*
muhahhahahhahahahahahahaha..........ohhh carrots ^_^ *eats the carrots happily wail basking in the nice sunlight of the tropical island i bought with the money i sold Enlightenment mangled corpse to people*
ahhh this is the life ^_^
*hired super ninja money super sayin gaurds*
 :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk  :fightmonk
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 30, 2004, 01:28:45 PM
*Gets eaten by a fish*
*Takes over the fish*
*The fish is actaully a giant shark*
*Uses shark to attack random swimmers*
*Takes over a random swimmer*
*Walks out of the sea*
*Turns beehe back into a cyborg*
The fluff bunny 4000 is go!
*beehe attacks Silver, using his disbelief in God as a weapon*
 
~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on August 30, 2004, 01:36:11 PM
MY FLUFF BUNNIE MAGIC SHALL KILL YOU SILVER_ARCHER
*dose a terminator roses thing and pulls a hand baller out of a dosin roses and shoot him in the face and then i take his talking head back to crowly*
I'LL BE BACK
*goes back to sitting on my tropical island*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on August 30, 2004, 01:44:33 PM
*Puts Vihang's talking head on a spike*
*Watches as it spins around and around*
*Force feeds it little bits of grass*
 
I like my new pet
 
~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 30, 2004, 07:40:40 PM
*is reincarnated as someone else, looking completely different from himself*

*sees the bunny, and approaches it carefully*

*rapes the bunny*

*through the rape, the bunny falls in love*

*uses the bunny's love for him against behee, and uses fluff bunny magick to make behee burst into a million pieces*

*does the same to crowley*

*uses fluff bunny magick to make SA vanish from existence forever*

*laughs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 30, 2004, 08:35:14 PM
*decides to stop letting his lifesized dolls with blood, genitals and Artifical intelligence do all the dirty work*
*Finally enters teh Arena as the REAL Thunder_Emperor*
*Proceeds to frying all the players for 10 turns*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Enlightenment on August 30, 2004, 09:29:48 PM
*removes the REAL SA from existence with the fluff bunny magick*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 30, 2004, 10:50:55 PM
*is immuned to fluffbunny magick*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on September 09, 2004, 05:00:19 PM
*pulls out a handballer shotgun and blows everyone away* im bored so i say live agan...........*resirects this thread*
Title: hy humans
Post by: omegaoverlordjc on September 10, 2004, 08:54:11 PM
this is the OMEGA OVERLORD JC i came to spread the word of the omega we are undefeatable no human can defeat us or anything in this universe we are the perfection created by life itself we feel no fear we feel no pain we are super humans
there are few of us left just me and lee jay thogether there is nothing we canot overcome there is nothing imposible for us we will always survive we will never die we are omega warriors
Title: Free For All
Post by: rurounibatosai on September 11, 2004, 11:30:18 AM
gosh... i havent been here for a while o well * takes behee shoves a dildo in his face and shoves a bomb in his ass* quite the opposite but *explodes behee and listens to American Idiot*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on September 13, 2004, 01:18:48 PM
*Pinches behee's brain*
*Places it a jar and takes samples*
*Grows several behee clones*
*Sends them off to attack PsiPog*
Err.....
 
~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on September 24, 2004, 05:24:53 AM
O.O so whered everyone go.... :confused:  must of killed them or scared them away with my fluff bunnie magnificent magic :rolleyes:
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on September 24, 2004, 09:08:18 AM
Quote from: beehe
O.O so whered everyone go.... :confused:  must of killed them or scared them away with my fluff bunnie magnificent magic :rolleyes:

 *im still here asshole * takes nuclear hydrogen and carbon hydrogen and mix behee in there
Title: Free For All
Post by: Leath on September 30, 2004, 12:47:22 PM
*kills everyone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on September 30, 2004, 12:59:46 PM
Are you allowed posts like that, is it not cheating?
 
*Arrives with a giant wooden cow*
*Waits for an idiot to drag the cow inside their city*
 
~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on September 30, 2004, 06:32:02 PM
Quote from: Crowley
Are you allowed posts like that, is it not cheating?
 
*Arrives with a giant wooden cow*
*Waits for an idiot to drag the cow inside their city*
 
~Aziraphale

cool i jaint cow ^_^ *i get my clones to help me carrie it over to psipog and we sit ontop sniping off the people who come outside*
Title: Free For All
Post by: cancaden on October 01, 2004, 01:45:24 PM
*steals cow and burns it in ritual bonfire*

*sends his green monkeys to invade china*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on October 01, 2004, 07:06:15 PM
my jaint cow T_T *breaks down and cries * thats it.... :mad:  *gets the death star and shoots the gaint "lazer" at psipog* hahahah i beat you now *dose a little dance
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on October 08, 2004, 03:50:43 PM
*takes a sniper rifle and shoots everyone in the head a mile away*
*shoots self*.
Title: Free For All
Post by: sunebuoy on October 08, 2004, 04:11:02 PM
Quote from: quitewarrior
*takes a sniper rifle and shoots everyone in the head a mile away*
*shoots self*.


What's the point of shooting yourself? Don't you want to at least claim your victory? Oh well, I guess since I'm the only one alive, I win!

*Looney Toons anvil drops on my head*
Ouch...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Shadow of Fire on October 09, 2004, 09:43:52 AM
*claims the Assault*

I WIN! :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on October 09, 2004, 12:27:27 PM
hmmm well scince im angry today might as well do something fun.... *gets a dildo sword and beats Shadow of Fire to death then i shove it into his corpse* wow i do feel better now ^_^
Title: Free For All
Post by: Shadow of Fire on October 09, 2004, 01:15:25 PM
mmm....

beehe didnt notish that it is just a substitude

*Pulls MASAMUME*
*charges it with fire*
*charges it with Ice*
*trows Kunai's*
*shoots fire at will*
*does a assault with his FIRE/ICE-MASAMUME*

*beehe gets hit in the chest*



*slashes beehe*
*pulls dildo sword out of  Substitude*
*puts dildo in beehe's mouth*

*gets shaver*
*shaves beehe flesh*
*puts it in a bowl*
*fills bowl with soup*

COME GET SOME FLESH SOUP
*drinks soup*

*sprinkels salt in beehe's wounds*
*drinks beehe's blood*
"BLOOD!!!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Astral slide on October 25, 2004, 06:46:28 AM
gets a gun shoots shadow of fire punchs all the ugly nerds every one than goes away and has some tea.
Title: Free For All
Post by: JackD.Mented on October 27, 2004, 11:42:13 AM
A coldness runs thru the air, chilling you all to the bone. A hard baseline hits.
*I enter the room and sit down. I take one sip and spit tea across the room.*
"Sheeyit! That tea sucks! Who's idea?"
*points at Astral Slide*
"You suck!"
*Without warning, rips off Astral Slide's arms and beats him to death with them. I wipe the blood off my hands, scratch myself and ask ", Who wants chicken? We're goin' to KFC."
*Hop into my Zepplin and fly away.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Eagleon on October 28, 2004, 10:29:06 AM
A massive unexplained explosion r0x your s0x.  Your s0x come off adn start dancing. They begin to kill several people, including the KFC workers, with their whirling dance of doom. :eek:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on October 28, 2004, 03:33:15 PM
*sends new army of cows from his sig to go on a rampage*
*the cows pillage, loot and plunder the thread while stabbing everyone involved with spoons*
Ph34r teh cows!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: tali on November 03, 2004, 06:57:10 PM
*throws cutlery drawer at Smiffy* HAVE SPOONS!!! HAVE LOTS OF SPOONS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *hack**cough**choke**wheeze**falls unconscious*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on November 04, 2004, 04:54:44 PM
*uses a military issued spork and kills tali wail she is unconsious and uses the power of the spork and roast smiffys cows on sporks and feeds the world* EAT THE POWER OF THE SPORK!!!!!!! and i solved world hunger  :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: tali on November 05, 2004, 12:30:38 AM
:( ...I'm a girl...

Wow!!! :eek:  Cows are extinct...never saw that one coming :confused:
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on November 07, 2004, 12:17:44 PM
fixed it tali sorry  ;)  wont happen agan
Title: Free For All
Post by: ThiefDeath on November 08, 2004, 12:37:55 AM
ThiefDeath resurrects Dr. Wily and gets Dr. Wily to send 8 new robot masters to attack psipog and kill all of the users of the Veritas cafeteria.  Of them include:

- internal organ torture man
- double penetration man (if you don’t already have two, you’ll be gettin em soon)
- turn-the-body-inside-out man
- chainsaw massacre man
- Michael Jackson man
- how-to-decorate-the-house-with-brain-matter man
- vascular-systems-reorganization man
- digesting-your-heart man

ThiefDeath also resurrects Giygas.  Giygas attacks.  [YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS’ ATTACK]

- Smiffy starts crying
- Tali goes numb
- Beehe dies
- Peebrain goes insane
- Annie falls asleep
- No effect on Kobok
- The rest will be dealt with by the robot masters
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on November 12, 2004, 06:24:30 PM
*hands an award to ThiefDeath* you have won the free for all  :elephant:  :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on November 12, 2004, 11:58:21 PM
But then, the all powerfull duo that is Crowley and Aziraphale returned and all did quake in fear.And lo, Crowley did hide in the shadows for it was daytime. But Aziraphale did walk amoung the streets and everyone did run from him, for his eyes gloweth with the light of righteousness. And lo, the people were judged and thrown into the pit.
All except ThiefDeath, and Aziraphale spake unto Thief and said,
"Thou hath brought shame and disgrace upon the noble house of Veritas, for this thou shalt be punish-ed by the Demon of the Ducks."
And lo, it did come to pass that DD did punish Thief and all was right in the world again.
 
~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on November 14, 2004, 03:04:26 AM
*poos all over Crowley as I fly over head in pigeon form- lands somewhere over there <--- and changes into human form ready to do battle*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on November 15, 2004, 06:46:01 AM
*you hear a naraorator say* the Short term death of the thrad was brought to a swift end by Crowley/Aziraphale...
*just then you see me slice him into many little pieces*
AND I KILLED THE NARAORATOR  :p
well let the battles begin agan =^.^=

*runs around slicing at people*
 :elephant:
 :elephant:
*as an army of elephants walk in my wake*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on November 15, 2004, 06:56:52 AM
*sees beehee get pelted with a weight with the words "Its spelled NARRATOR hathead!" painted on it. *
*Walks away from the thread, using his lightning quick archery skills to hit everyone with enchanted arrows on his way out*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on November 15, 2004, 08:42:57 AM
i shal fix it later when i am out of school people and that hurt and why do i have arrows sticking out of me i am not a pin cousion...........................*continues to ramble on boring S_A to death* :cow:

((bring it on with you and your proper spelling))
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on November 15, 2004, 08:57:07 AM
*uses greater solar arrow +3 on beehe*
 *turns beehe into ashes*
 
 Sheesh, you'd think blood loss and damaged internal organs wasn't enough. >_<
Title: Free For All
Post by: Leath on November 15, 2004, 11:09:17 AM
*kills everyone WHHAAH*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on November 15, 2004, 12:15:30 PM
i'm back and better then ever.
Grabs leath by his shirt and cuts his throat.
Soon after he takes leath and incinerates his left over corpse and feeds his brains to silver dawn.
Grabs silver dawn and shoves a big gigantic 10 foot black dildo up his ass and watches as he gets the most peculiar looking thing ever done to someone and watches as he smiles with pleasure.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on November 15, 2004, 05:54:41 PM
poor silverdawn. :(

*Uses super archery 1000 poison arrow attack combo*
*leaves blackspirit dead on the ground*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on November 16, 2004, 08:35:25 PM
*sneaks up behind and kills Silver Archer with a knife made out of  a dragon fang* I WIN!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on November 16, 2004, 10:28:19 PM
*merely wishes himself back to life and wills Fireborn_Wolf away only for him to find himself 300 miles away on a beach with pretty [and probably naked] women*
*Seeing as he is on a beach with beautiful women waiting on him hand and foot, Fireborn_Wolf decides to give up fighting in the Free For all and decides to enjoy his life on the distant hidden beach*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Fireborn Wolf on November 17, 2004, 08:21:44 PM
Makes sence... however I have androidids to fight for me! *tells them to go forth and kill all who oppose Fireborn Wolf* Muahahahahahaha! They are nukculer powerd and can kill things by sploding, but not before replicating themselves and stuff. 1 becomes2. 2 becomes 4, 4 becomes 8, 8 becomes 16, and so on and so forth and then you will DIE!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on November 17, 2004, 11:14:58 PM
*Fireborn_Wolf wakes up from his drug induced period of unconsciousness. He finds that he doesnt actually have any andriods capable of replication and nuclear power*
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on November 19, 2004, 07:07:48 AM
*sweeps my ashes up and puts them in a trash can and hops away*....... :mad:
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on November 19, 2004, 03:10:40 PM
*kicks can over* whoops :p
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on November 20, 2004, 07:35:26 AM
*blows in the wind and takes over a cop station* Code blue we have a riot breaking out *all the cops run at quite warrior shooting*  :elephant:
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on November 27, 2004, 02:29:39 PM
joins yet again,
grabs quitewarrior and forces him into a chair.
 Forcing him to watch two grown old gay men butt f@#$ each other
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on November 27, 2004, 04:17:39 PM
takes black spirits neck and snaps it in two, making him cry for his mommy! :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: MaceMan on December 05, 2004, 10:42:39 AM
*swoosh*
*slice*
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on December 20, 2004, 01:59:35 PM
comes back wonders whats hapning arms self with fish
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on December 21, 2004, 09:08:03 PM
*takes Maceman and rips his eyes out.
*takes pepperspray and sprays in his eye sockets.
*buries his eyes in my garden with a smile on my face.
Title: Freeforall
Post by: Darkrain on December 28, 2004, 06:18:31 AM
*cracks knunckles* alright I see I'll hevto this Started. :teethy:
while smiffy was busy eating all the candy he obtained through the holidays--
*beats over the head with an Arizona green tea bottle until he's unconcius*
*strings smiffy up by his toes*

*holding Stick* OK kids come on out.....





awwwww no bleear.........
Title: Free For All
Post by: Darkrain on December 28, 2004, 07:01:25 AM
*looks at number of pages  this free for all has obtained..........*

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Title: Freeforall
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on December 28, 2004, 07:58:45 AM
Takes DarkRain and:

*pours acid on his face
* take a saw and chops of his fingers, and *897
* Puts gasoline on his whole body, and lits it on fire
* Throws him into the bottom of the sea, where he will never be seen again!
 :D
Title: Freeforall
Post by: ThiefDeath on December 28, 2004, 08:41:53 AM
*spanks darkdrain for posting in the wrong forum

*dematterizes the thread with a پ◄ Thief ® Bomb►پ  ™

*directs darkrain to "the arena" where there is already a "freeforall"
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on December 30, 2004, 06:27:14 AM
slaps darkrain with samon
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on January 06, 2005, 09:11:58 AM
*Apears in a puff of smoke*
*sumons CD player of incredible clarity*
*puts CD into CD player and presses play*
*CD player plays the beginning of Darth Vader's theme musick*
*laffs maniacly.
"HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on January 17, 2005, 05:22:36 AM
slaps shadowspawn with cod  takes cd player puts own cd in adds a sub woofer plays comon feel the nosie sits back and relaxses
Title: Free For All
Post by: Falcon on January 17, 2005, 05:52:28 AM
JUmps in hits tiny with a trout and kicks him for being stupid.
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on January 17, 2005, 07:13:09 AM
gets revenge using a kipper and a knife

(the following seens may ofend someoneif u esaly ofended look away know)

gets knife cuts falcons ears off shove kipper in hole left by missing ear  falcon has kipper stiking out of both sides of  head

edit  

sits down and lissons to more music out of sheer bordem
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on January 28, 2005, 10:40:27 AM
*Laffs like a crazy person*
*Removes button that destroys the world when pressed, from pocket*
*Presses Button*
*Countdown Begins*
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0
*Pluto is destroyed in a massive explosion*
"Never said which world it destroyed"
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on February 07, 2005, 06:24:46 PM
*Is awakened from the inner core of th now exploded pluto*
There is a motion blur and a lense flare
Space vibrates
*Eat my armies of the damned!*
Thousands of undead chipmunks rise up from the rest of planets and head towards the earth eating all in there path

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 09, 2005, 10:57:42 AM
*lures underworlder's army of undead chipmunks into a giant trash compactor where they are crushed into a bloody, gory mess*
*Pours bloody, gory undead chipmunk remains into a giant baseball bat shaped container*
*Freezes container*
*opens container, which now contains bloody, gory undead chipmunk remains frozen solid in the shape of a giant baseball bat*
*beats the living crap out of underworlder with giant baseball bat made out of the frozen remains of his undead chipmunk army*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Orthas on February 17, 2005, 10:34:22 AM
Orthas decides that less threads is good

*watches the melee heavily shielded*

*calls down random lightning strikes*

*hovers over the banana phone*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on February 18, 2005, 02:32:40 AM
*Crowley causes the phone to ring, thus driving Orthas mad*

~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: Orthas on February 18, 2005, 06:58:40 AM
*in a fit of rage Orthas runs into crowley, knocking him flying*

*crowley is then eaten by mr teethy  :teethy:*
Title: Re:
Post by: the_flojo on February 21, 2005, 11:15:29 AM
*Suddenly, everything grows dark, and lightning flashes on the horizon, the dark clouds overhead blocking out all light.  Everyone looks at the top of a nearby cliff and gape as lightning lights up the solitary figure standing there.  Yes, it's Flojo.  He somersaults down and lands on the ground, a katana in his hand.*

Flojo:  "Miss me?"

*Flojo chops Orthas's head off and feeds it to the radkiers at Halo's Hideout.*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on February 21, 2005, 02:13:17 PM
Hmmm, probably about time I made a return actully.
Come on Flojo, lets show these young'uns a thing or two!

*Crowley casually waves his hand a causes all of existance to pop out of ... well existance...

Apart for me, becuase I ocupy my own little world anyway :P

~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: beehe on February 21, 2005, 06:05:01 PM
eeeppss im glad i never left my world where i can eat allt e food i want ^_^
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on February 21, 2005, 07:18:06 PM
*gets out the big hairy apes (humans) well ancestors of mine*
takes over the world by groaning,screaming and having sex.

I killed it.



Note: Im a sexual guy. >.>
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on February 22, 2005, 03:39:32 AM
Quote from: CarpeNoctern
Note: Im a sexual guy. >.>

As opposed to an asexual guy?

~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on February 22, 2005, 07:35:06 AM
*Does the exact same thing as last time...gets a lawn chair, a keg of bleaer, and enjoys the show :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on February 23, 2005, 03:08:12 AM
puts cd player down
 "dam batterys"
 looks up
"what the!!!"
gets shot gun and straw hat sits on rocking chair shouts
 "get of my land"
to any passers by
Title: Re:
Post by: the_flojo on February 23, 2005, 09:20:28 AM
WTF?  You call that fighting in the Free-For-All???  That isn't how we did this back in my day!  We had to walk barefoot three miles through the snow, carrying a lunch pail and fending off Lv3 Goblins with only a +2 Dagger the whole way...

*Flojo proceeds to rip off CarpeNoctern and tiny's heads, throws them into a meat grinder, and systematically mutilates their bodies, releasing the souls, which he then eats, and throws up, then proceeds to torture for the next four hours.  Then, he blasts them to pieces, causing them to cease existing, with no way to come back.*

I shotgun that you are both permanently dead.  And if you don't like it, you can kiss my [CENSORED].
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 24, 2005, 05:50:43 AM
*Does that neck cracking thing the people almost always do in martial arts movies when they're about to fight*
*Runs at flojo*
*Bursts into countless small, dark spheres*
*Reformes from small, dark spheres behind flojo*
*Kicks flojo in the back of the head and knocks him down*
*Repeatedly kicks him while hes down*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on February 24, 2005, 08:51:38 PM
*puts on the gloves of the endless*
*charges at ShadowSpawn*:fightmonk
*SLAP* *SLAP*:elephant:
*SLAP* *SLAP*:elephant:
*SLAP* *SLAP*:elephant:
*SLAP* *SLAP*:elephant:
*SLAP* *SLAP*:elephant:
*SLAP* *SLAP*:elephant:
*says "HAHA... u got slaped... hahahahaha" :HA!: :HA!: :HA!: :HA!: :HA!: :HA!:
*sits on the floor chanting "Happy place"*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on February 25, 2005, 07:35:45 AM
*lawn chair turns into a big pile of l453R5 (lasers, for those who are not 1337)
*proceeds to slice up flojo with super ninja wrestling moves
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 25, 2005, 08:07:51 AM
*had super computer virus*
*Super computer virus infects Impolite lad causing him to turn into various in-animate objects at random every few seconds*
*Runs at super speed around shadow warrior13 causing him to spin incredibly fast*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on February 25, 2005, 03:56:11 PM
*turns into hammer*
*beats up Shadow spawn for 3 secounds*:mad:
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on February 28, 2005, 08:51:22 AM
*casts a spell that causes ten times the damage caused to him by impolite lad to impolite lad*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on February 28, 2005, 03:41:40 PM
*summons a chimney pimp*
*chimney pimp cleans your chimney*
*chimney pimp smacks ShadowSpawn and says "WERES MY MONEY*
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 28, 2005, 09:31:47 PM
*irritates people by being clearly unfair and dodgy*

*Becomes godlike, invincible, immortal, and omnipotent in every way possible*
*Annihilates everyone with some dodgy power which is unavoidable and bleh*
*Umm...constructs some l33t servitor type entity which is programmed to automatically kill anyone who tries to avoid the original annihilation attack*
*Programs another l33t servitor type entity thing which is programmed to automatically kill anyone who tries to avoid the death of the previous servitor*
*Same thing as above*
*Same thing as above*
*So on and so forth*
*In fact, creates a servitor programmed to create servitors for the previously mentioned purposes eternally for as long as that servitor exists, which will only be as long as I let it exist, and no other can do it harm*



Bwahahahaa. I couldnt help myself. I just want to see if anyone has any brains to try and actually avoid this or if they'll come up with something lame.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Arpspasm on March 01, 2005, 02:31:56 AM
*uses zen koan to question own existence in reality thereby avoiding Tsumaru's "unavoidable dodgy power attack" *
* uses Tsumaru's moment of "Umm..." indecision to become l33t servitor type entity he thinks he created *
* Dissembowels Tsumaru but keeps him barely alive*
* sits back to watch the infinetly expanding army of personal servitor bodyguards being created *
* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on March 01, 2005, 04:23:20 AM
*Eats Arpspasm*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Arpspasm on March 01, 2005, 04:38:45 AM
* changes into 3 kilos of laxatives *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on March 01, 2005, 03:40:50 PM
*hacks Tsumaru (http://"http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=59")'s computer turning him into a cute little bunny called bob* vbmenu_register("postmenu_62628", true);
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 01, 2005, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: Arpspasm
*uses zen koan to question own existence in reality thereby avoiding Tsumaru's "unavoidable dodgy power attack" *
* uses Tsumaru's moment of "Umm..." indecision to become l33t servitor type entity he thinks he created *
* Dissembowels Tsumaru but keeps him barely alive*
* sits back to watch the infinetly expanding army of personal servitor bodyguards being created *
* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA *

That had potential, but you ruined it in a few ways. For shame.



*WTFs at Impolite lad's post*
*Uses his l33t abilities to make Impolite lad ashamed of his stupidity, and then continues to ruin all his self-esteem and sanity, until he eventually commits suicide*
I have a motto - Why dirty your own hands when you can dirty someone elses?
Title: Free For All
Post by: Arpspasm on March 02, 2005, 03:15:38 AM
Quote from: Tsumaru
That had potential, but you ruined it in a few ways. For shame.


And I thought I had got away with that little slip up.

Oh well
*drops small piece of antimatter onto Tsumaru's head then applies light pressure with blocksplitter*
*BOOM*
Title: Free For All
Post by: dude2dudey on March 02, 2005, 09:34:42 AM
*turns into Super Uber Pwnage style anakso (you gotta meet this guy he loves his fakeness all the way) is now hard so can do what i want.....decides to go and sleep*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on March 02, 2005, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Tsumaru
That had potential, but you ruined it in a few ways. For shame.
*WTFs at Impolite lad's post*
*Uses his l33t abilities to make Impolite lad ashamed of his stupidity, and then continues to ruin all his self-esteem and sanity, until he eventually commits suicide*
I have a motto - Why dirty your own hands when you can dirty someone elses?

*exsclames that i have nothing to loose and excepts his fate*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 03, 2005, 12:08:28 AM
What do you mean you exlaim that you accept your fate? YOU killed YOURSELF. =P

Pfft. Nothing gets past me arpspasm. =P

*Uses the l33t chloroform to make sure dude2dudey is completely knocked out, and then uses a rusty half-blunt axe on his neck*
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on March 03, 2005, 05:31:03 PM
*Takes myself and the other thousand angryleprachauns and jumps onto Tsumaru.
*Takes our gold ninja stars and throws them into Tsuarus neck.
*Snaps Tsumarus neck in half.  *kicks him in the balls with my little feet.
Throws Tsumaru in the pot of gore! :)   Lets him melt into gold. *Drinks his blood, in one gulp.
*Sells the gold Tsumaru and shares the money amongst the other angryleprachauns :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 03, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
o.o'

*Is bought by a jeweller who melts me down again in preparation to make me into a sexeh golden chain type thing, but I quickly pull a Terminator 2 and make myself into some huge golden metal dudey*
PHEAR ME!

*Hunts down Angry Leprachaun, and when he's sleeping under the rainbow with his pot of gold, sneaks up behind him, steals his pot of gold and throws it at his head, knocking him out cold*
*Starts taking blood from him to use to put myself back together, but not enough to let him die*
*As he recovers consciousness, unleashes a bunch of horny middle-Eastern prisoners at him*
BWAHAHAHAAA!!! PHEAR THE ANAL RAPEAGE OF ARABS, IRAQIS AND OTHER MIDDLE-EASTERN MEN!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on March 04, 2005, 05:42:22 AM
*kills the men, before they even touch me, and throw them in the pot of gore to make more gold.  Thank you Tsumaru. :)

Finds Tsumaru when he is sleeping with his girlfriend, and pulls a nasty trick, SNAPS YOUR DICK IN HALF!!!!!MAWHAHA.......HA. :) *sit there while you cry in agony for something to cure it.

*Jumps out the window and and goes buy myself some Lucky Charms on the way home. :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on March 04, 2005, 03:14:38 PM
*comes back from the dead*
*exscames that this all kinds of messed up*
*grabs some popcorn and has a drink*
 
 
or 2.... 7...  42..
42:D
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 05, 2005, 10:58:00 AM
Am I still alive?
So I am.
*takes a bag of pesticides dumps them on Impolite fag*'
*sprays windex in his eyes*
*cuts off impolites tongue*
*runs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on March 05, 2005, 01:18:07 PM
*turns into a horde of rezadant evil zombies*
*starts to dance to the Thriller song*
*while chanting "BRAINSSSSsssss..." to the beat*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 05, 2005, 01:51:31 PM
Quote
Finds Tsumaru when he is sleeping with his girlfriend, and pulls a nasty trick, SNAPS YOUR DICK IN HALF!!!!!MAWHAHA.......HA.  *sit there while you cry in agony for something to cure it.

w00t! I've got a g/f now! SCORE! =P

*Uses l33t magix0rz stickytape to put the dick back together and gets back to some loovvinngg...*
*After finishing, hunts down AngryLeprachaun bounty hunter assassin style*
*From 50 miles away (Yes, I'm that good), snipes him straight between the eyes (Yes, my gun is that good too), then proceeds to unleash rocket launcher hell upon him, and heaps of other crazy fire-arms all in the ~general~ direction of AngryLeprachaun while laughing maniacally*
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 05, 2005, 03:31:27 PM
Watches Impolite dance, well this is gay *drops a pennie for the dance*
*has sex with tsus' GF, takes a harpoon and shoots tsu down*
Yeah bitch <.<
>.>
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on March 06, 2005, 07:01:42 PM
Figures Tsu has been pleased enough.
*Has sex with his gf, then kills her, stabing her to death.
*Goes to my secret, under the pot of gold, stash of fine, pure gold guns. :) *Polishes them.  Pours my self a bowl of Lucky Charms.  And goes to find Tsu.

Finds that he's sleeping with another girl.  OMFG, Tsu is cheating on his GF, that I stabbed to death. :lol:
*Punishes him even futher this time!  Takes my chainsaw, I picked up at the Home Depot right before I set out to kill Tsu, and saws off his taped on dick! :lol:

Then, puts it into the Pot of Gore, and sells it at a auction, as a pure gold dildo! :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 06, 2005, 07:36:12 PM
*buys the gold dildo for tsu's girlfriend*
*has sex again* this is fun!
*takes a Commando*
*snipers AngryBastard*
muahahahahaha
Title: Ha ur turn.
Post by: Wind_Monk on March 07, 2005, 09:26:26 AM
Sneaks up on Carpe cuts his head off and runs to the next target. Angrys GF!!!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: tiny on March 07, 2005, 12:45:26 PM
Quote
*Flojo proceeds to rip off CarpeNoctern and tiny's heads, throws them into a meat grinder, and systematically mutilates their bodies, releasing the souls, which he then eats, and throws up, then proceeds to torture for the next four hours. Then, he blasts them to pieces, causing them to cease existing, with no way to come back.*


but be 4 he could do this i blow his head off with my shot gun  meaning  all of above never hapened

ps   y would u eat the botom of my foot
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 07, 2005, 09:38:40 PM
Wait. So how many girlfriends do I have? And which ones are dead? And which one has a gold dildo?

*Kills tiny*
Sorry. I couldnt think of anything clever. It seems Tiny's complete idiocy is contagious. *cries*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 08, 2005, 12:14:49 PM
You have one. Though she is whore, we all fucked. :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 08, 2005, 09:03:59 PM
...

Right Now:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative6.gif
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative15.jpg

I have nothing more to say on the matter.
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 08, 2005, 09:35:35 PM
ROFLMAO, accidently kills tsu, ohh cant stop laughing, accidently suicides while laughing  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 09, 2005, 11:27:04 AM
stabs tsumaru with a mace then shoves the nerdy girl up his dick.but then finds out he has none http://sdfsdf.wox.org/other/manboobies/mantits.jpg
:D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on March 09, 2005, 06:20:30 PM
*Uses the almighty POWERWORD: BANNED  sending Right Now into the endless spiral of the loner*
*busts a move*
:D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 09, 2005, 07:02:12 PM
sends impolite gay boy's funny friend to the toilet one and for all
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 09, 2005, 09:33:19 PM
*points out Right Now is a pathetic little 11 year old who has pitifully immature obsessions with phrases like "gay" and "hahahahahha u hav no dick hahaha" and who shouldn't be on a message board with people way too advanced for him*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on March 10, 2005, 05:11:20 PM
*blends into the backround*
*sneaks up on Right Now*
*Sprays all natrual fruit on the bottom yogurt from my armpits at him MAD fire hydrant style*
*grabs spoon*
*eats Right Now and all that yummy yogurt*:teethy:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 10, 2005, 05:50:45 PM
*cuts off Impolites balls with a rusty fork*
*bitchslaps tsu back to pre school*
*Plays Quake*:)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 10, 2005, 09:01:39 PM
Quake is a shit game. Nobody in their right mind likes it. I think this is a perfect example of who you really are.

Pfft. Pre school? What, so I'm the same year level as you now?
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 11, 2005, 02:45:55 AM
Tsu what games do you consider good, I mean worth the time playing? I am rather interested of your reply.
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 11, 2005, 11:34:57 AM
dude hes australian
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 11, 2005, 11:36:12 AM
Dude,he's Australian.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 11, 2005, 04:34:37 PM
Is that some kind of racist remark? I suppose I should suspect so much from an 11 year old who has put 75% of all his posts in The Auditorium. Or 47% of his posts in the Cafeteria/Arena area. Yep, almost half your posts are in the area which is basically just a shithole of retarded crap and spam. A pitiful 23% of your posts are actually in the Discussion areas, and all those posts are only 1 or 2 lines long, and worthless (except for one, which is only you giving a link). Now tell me, why oh why are you on this site?


*stabs them all*
*stabs the racist 11 year old twice*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 11, 2005, 05:14:15 PM
For one reason. TO KICK YOUR ASS.:teethy:
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 11, 2005, 05:18:29 PM
Oh yeah at least im not a wannabe ninja/japanese hoe.you crappy "hey mate suck my balls ,biatch ,kangaroo abusin,and shitty tity faggit'.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 11, 2005, 06:16:12 PM
...?
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 11, 2005, 06:33:22 PM
Quote from: Right Now
shitty tity faggit'.
OHH CANT...STOP....LAUGHING.
Tsu man you...you got PwNed.....Im sorry, so as I was saying. *takes a the rusty fork and cuts off Right Nows Balls*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 11, 2005, 07:02:36 PM
Tsu your tits smeared with shit, you abuse kangaroos. You make australian people lick your homosexual ballssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Your a disgrace to the phrase "Hey mate lick my balls."
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 11, 2005, 10:57:34 PM
And you're an immature racist little kid who has either been abused, or SHOULD be abused as some form of discipline because you're too fucked up in the head. Watch your mouth, I dont tolerate racism, especially not racism towards MY country.
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 11, 2005, 11:15:30 PM
Too much Pride,and Nationalism can kill....
Title: Free For All
Post by: Arpspasm on March 13, 2005, 12:44:19 AM
Quote from: CarpeNoctern
Too much Pride,and Nationalism can kill....


Yeah it can kill non-Australians. Die all you non Australian scum.
*kills Pauline Hanson*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Silver_Archer on March 13, 2005, 02:04:00 AM
Dear Mr. Right Now. Right now I have a lot of things to say to you, they are in general all filled with profanity. However, I shall show some restraint and sum things up in one line.

Quote from: "Moron"
You make australian people lick your homosexual ballssssssssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

What the bloody fuck are homosexual balls? Real insults, seriously, thats all I am asking here. Is it too much to ask?

*shoves Right Now into a drainpipe while noones looking and walks away*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on March 13, 2005, 11:38:19 AM
Methinks we are straying from the point of this thread, any friendly (or even better, unfreiendly) mods in the area could probably do with cleaning it up :)

~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 13, 2005, 01:30:58 PM
homosexual balls are balls that have been in another boys ass like SilverArchers and Tsumaru:O
Silverarcher:heart:Tsumaru:lol:
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 13, 2005, 02:22:24 PM
Wait...stop people if you want to fight do it free style to the point of this thread. *turns around bitchslaps everybody who started the fight*, *bitchslaps self*.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 13, 2005, 10:21:51 PM
Somebody tell me what's wrong with me.

I'm actually NOT going to respond to this bullshit.

Please. Someone kill me. I must be possessed!
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on March 15, 2005, 09:10:47 AM
*beats the living piss out of Right Now for being such a mother f!%$ing NOOB*

seriously, you can and will be banned for that crap (I think) . So Right Now, please stop ruining this thread for those of us who want to have fun by explicitley describing the ways we are imaginarily beating the living crap out of eachother.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 15, 2005, 12:52:31 PM
Hi I'm ShadowSpawn I have 10 posts ,and I love to be a fuckin bitch.
And I did not start this.
Title: Free For All
Post by: CarpeNoctern on March 15, 2005, 01:22:47 PM
Peace Love and Understanding. Shadow do not judge anbody else, you are a N00b, let's refer to this post: http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?t=4722

Better yet, every one is a N00b, one cannot be knowledgable of everything and anything, so think about it. I hope this kind of mistake never happens again.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 15, 2005, 09:20:42 PM
To be a n00b, or not to be a n00b:
Quote
The derogatory word used to label someone who is new to a particular game/forum/server/where-ever. Many people misuse the word, insulting new members by calling them 'n00b's.

The word 'newb' is sometimes confused with this term - 'newb' standing for 'new beginner'. Whereas a n00b means one of two common terms.

1) A new member who is acting stupidly.
2) A member who is acting stupidly, regardless of level and/or experience.
1) "Lol, u level 1 n00b stfu pwned."
2) "Wow, that guy's been here for 4 years and he still acts like a n00b."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=n00b&r=f
Straight from Urban Dictionary, ho. We're not all n00bs. But you are.

Actually Right Now, you basically did start this.

Carpe, don't you find it kind of hypocritical that you pretend to be all-loving, when you still slyly have a negative slight to everything you say behind it.


Now, let's just try and get this settled easily by going back on topic.
*throws an apple at CarpeNoctern's head then runs away giggling*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 16, 2005, 12:12:19 PM
Launchs a missle at tsumaru while hes running.Me runs away silently.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 16, 2005, 02:43:21 PM
*eats the concept of launching missiles out of existence*

*eats the concept of idiots breathing out of existence*

*watches as Right Now and CarpeNoctern die, get reincarnated and die again, infinitely for the rest of eternity*

*laughs and jams a giant telephone pole up Tsumaru's anus rigged with explosives*

*presses the detonator*

*drinks some mountain dew and listens to KoRn's ungodly cover of Word Up*
Title: Free For All
Post by: TakeV on March 16, 2005, 02:47:27 PM
*steals right now's wallet*
*steals Carps clothes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 16, 2005, 10:29:31 PM
Ooh, I think someone's ringing me!

*KABOOM!*

Ouch. =(



*After getting his ass fixed by an ass-doctor, unleashes Michael Jackson upon Natus, telling the freak that Natus is actually a 5 year old*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on March 17, 2005, 08:58:41 AM
Sorry Right Now, I was just having a bad day.
*Beats the crap out of Right Now with giant club of apology*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 17, 2005, 10:55:28 AM
Puts Nazi Denuo in an black hole with naked men.:D
 Kidnaps TakeV and take my wallet, clothes, TakeVs clothes,and his money.Then gives him to gay priests.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 17, 2005, 01:35:37 PM
*is unharmed by Right Now, seeing as how idiots can not breathe, Right Now could  not have attacked him, end of story*

*fires a harpoon into Tsu's head, and drags him over a field of thorns, then locks him in a tank and fills it with agent orange*
Title: Free For All
Post by: TakeV on March 17, 2005, 02:18:15 PM
*gets a knife, steals the gay priests genitals*

To Ebay! Away!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 17, 2005, 10:16:51 PM
*Pulls some thorns out of his ass then uses them to somehow cut his way out of the tank he was locked in.* =P

*Proceeds to throw the thorns at Natus' eyes and genitalia with super uber l33t Ninja shuriken-throwing accuracy* HYAA!! TAKE THAT!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 18, 2005, 09:26:20 AM
*uses his l337 Shaolin jumping kung skillz0rz to jump above the throwing thorns*

*uses his l337 Shaolin qigong to throw one of the thorns so hard into Tsumaru that it rips a hole in him, and flies out the other end with his stomach attatched*

*reaches into the hole in Tsu's body now, and pulls out his intestines, and drags him about by them, causing intense pain and vommiting for Tsu*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 19, 2005, 03:38:11 PM
what un1337 skillorz man you suck. Uses true 1337 skills to put back Tsu's body, takes a bamboo and splits Nazi in half. Thats 1337 biatch= Bitch
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 19, 2005, 03:46:15 PM
What...?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc6.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc4.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative8.jpg

*stabs Right_Now in the eye with a pen*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 19, 2005, 04:44:19 PM
*invokes his god abilities, and blinkes right now into a parallel universe in which there is nothing, nothing but noise.  And the only noises, are that of Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gotfried having loud screaming dirty sex*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 19, 2005, 04:56:00 PM
Reaveals nazis desire of being fucked by budda in the white light
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 19, 2005, 04:57:50 PM
*Gives Right_Now an IQ test, and then shows the results to everyone in the world, thus revealing his pure immaturity and idiocy to the whole of mankind, therefore ashaming him so much that he commits suicide*
>=D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 19, 2005, 05:02:50 PM
shows proof i am smarter than tsu by showing the whole universe(including the astral plane) tsu fucking an innocent koala.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 19, 2005, 05:28:44 PM
I think that post actually DID show everyone (or at least, the people here on Veritas) that you are in fact quite stupid.

*tears Right Nows arms off then shoves them down his throat*
Title: catch!
Post by: Demon_God on March 19, 2005, 08:07:25 PM
*throws three grenades by everyone fighting*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 19, 2005, 09:02:31 PM
*eats the concept of throwing grenades*

*opens his mouth, and whips out a rocket launcher, fires it into a rift in the time space continum, back in time into Demon God when he's not looking*
Title: ouch...
Post by: Demon_God on March 19, 2005, 10:18:26 PM
*get hit in the back of the head with a rocket*
 
*rubs head*
 
*shrugs* ....... *starts throwing chairs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 20, 2005, 07:19:52 PM
takes a sword and cutts of tsus 5th transplanted balls and dick.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Impolite lad on March 20, 2005, 09:02:35 PM
*makes fort of empty spam cans*
 
*starts shooting spam cannon balls at RightNow(http://www.geocities.com/aly_t_4eva/GreenGuy.gif)(http://www.geocities.com/aly_t_4eva/aha.gif)*
 
*provides entertainment for everyone else*(http://www.geocities.com/aly_t_4eva/lildrummerboy.gif)
Title: Free For All
Post by: TakeV on March 20, 2005, 10:45:28 PM
*steals Right Now's ability to use english*

damn it! Too late :(
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 20, 2005, 11:25:54 PM
*eats the ability to be an idiot, therefore keeping impolite lad and right now from doing anything until they grow up..and if they attempt any further attacks, they are forever nullified*

*throws a hammer at Tsu* =P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 20, 2005, 11:48:37 PM
*Eats, digests, and absorbs Natus' ability to eat anything*

*Eats the hammer*

*Digests the hammer, absorbs the hammer, reconstructs the hammer as part of his saliva, then spit/throws it back at Natus*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 21, 2005, 10:35:24 AM
*eats the ability for tsu to eat his ability to eat*

*hurls tsu into a parallel dimension where there is nothing but goats as far as they eye can see*
Title: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on March 22, 2005, 09:25:54 AM
makes a non- easily un sanitarry garbage infested fortress that putrifies and eliminates others on contact.
Title: Free For All
Post by: psychicpenguin on March 22, 2005, 10:05:41 AM
*due to my strict adherence to the rules of gentlemanly combat, I must ask*

*asks permission to join battle*
thank you. Now...
*summons armies of animated D&D books.*
Now go, my obscure-rule-using minions!
I am unstoppable! Now I will show you how to war without any major abilities whatsoever! Go on, try! I can counter anything you can throw at me! You will learn the power of reading way way too much!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 22, 2005, 04:34:19 PM
BOrrows a flamethrower from God and burns pp's books
Title: Free For All
Post by: TakeV on March 22, 2005, 08:08:28 PM
42, ha! You loose!!!
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 22, 2005, 09:53:19 PM
*since he is god, doesnt give right now the flamethrower, instead gives him herpes*

*lights the penguin on fire, and drops him in a parallel universe in which there are a bunch of men who only want to have sex with someone on fire, making it one big flaming gay orgy*

*figures what the hell, and throws right now in there as well, giving everyone herpes*
Title: Free For All
Post by: psychicpenguin on March 23, 2005, 10:03:41 AM
Ha! The gay men will not touch me, because of my sexual repellent, which is an innate ability I get because of the combination of having a girlfriend and strictly following the Code Of The Gentleman, which means that anybody who is not my girlfriend cannot come near me with the intent of anything sexual, EVEN MEN! MWAHAHAHAHA! If they try once, they are forced back. IF they try again, they are struck dead on the spot!
*makes sexual repellent roll*
1! Ah, mine ass!
Reroll, reroll!
17! All the gay men die. 3 survive, who pee their pants and run away.
My books are a staggering loss, but I can find a way to come back!
 
You will know mine wrath!
*mourns books*
Mine wrath! Wrath... wrath... ath... ath... th... th...
...
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 23, 2005, 03:58:59 PM
Quote from: Natus Denuo
*lights the penguin on fire, and drops him in a parallel universe in which there are a bunch of men who only want to have sex with someone on fire, making it one big flaming gay orgy*

bitch my idea (goes on forever cussing)
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 23, 2005, 11:13:59 PM
Right Now: shh, just because I'm better than you doesn't mean you can make false accusations of me stealing ideas ;).

*vanquishes the possibilities of pen and paper rpg rules from working in the universe, and banishes penguin to a parallel universe in which only pen and paper rpg rules work, because he is now INSIDE a pen and paper rpg, and not only is unable to escape, but must abide by the rules as a character, not as a player in the game*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 24, 2005, 12:33:44 AM
Quote
Now I will show you how to war without any major abilities whatsoever!

Quote
which is an innate ability

I smell a contradiction! Due to the original post having original control, the most recent post involving his apparent ability is an invalid bullshit, and is simply in his mind. He is deluded into believing that he survived, but in fact he suffered the punishment Natus dealt him. When he awakens from his delusion, he will realise it fully.
Title: Free For All
Post by: psychicpenguin on March 24, 2005, 07:00:34 AM
Where'd all these gay men come from? I thought I killed them?
Ahh! He's right! I need sleep. I'm thinking again. I need to stop doing that.
*smashes brain with nearest person*
Better.
Just a couple questions. If I'm automatically sent to a universe where pen and paper RPG rules only appy, would I have a new class, or would I still be a second level rogue/apprentice level psion? And do I keep my ability scores from this universe? And which pen and paper RPG? Which setting? Do I keep my mental stats only, or my physical ones too? Do I remember this universe? Can I cast magic? Who else is in my adventuring party? What level am I? Do I stay human, or change to some other race? What are the house rules? What classes are allowed, and what Prestige classes? What equipment am I supplied? What campaign setting is this? What deities exist? What are the rules for divine ascension? What is the planar arrangements, and how common is planar travel? Do I still need glasses? Do I still have asthma? What time period is it? What geographic location is it based after? What culture? What sort of technology? DO NOT TRY TO OUTGEEK ME!... Sorry.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on March 24, 2005, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: psychicpenguin
Just a couple questions. If I'm automatically sent to a universe where pen and paper RPG rules only appy, would I have a new class, or would I still be a second level rogue/apprentice level psion?
New
 
Quote
And do I keep my ability scores from this universe?
No
Quote
And which pen and paper RPG? Which setting?
That's what you'll have to wait and find out
 
Quote
Do I keep my mental stats only, or my physical ones too?
No, and no
 
Quote
Do I remember this universe?
No
 
Quote
Can I cast magic?
No
 
Quote
Who else is in my adventuring party?
No one
 
Quote
What level am I?
1
 
Quote
Do I stay human, or change to some other race?
What do you mean stay human?
 
Quote
What are the house rules?
Again, you'll to find out.
 
Quote
What classes are allowed, and what Prestige classes?
You can be a villiage idiot or a moron
 
Quote
What equipment am I supplied?
None
 
Quote
What campaign setting is this?
Explore, you din't get things handed to you on a plate...
 
Quote
What deities exist?
Me and Natus
 
Quote
What are the rules for divine ascension?
You can't, simple.
Quote
What is the planar arrangements, and how common is planar travel?
One on top of the other, with the top beneath the lowest. And you can't without mine or Natus's permission.
 
Quote
Do I still need glasses?
Yes
 
Quote
Do I still have asthma?
Yes, but worse.
 
Quote
What time period is it?
About teatime
 
Quote
What geographic location is it based after?
The moon (complete with atmosphere)
 
Quote
What culture?
None
 
Quote
What sort of technology?
None

~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 24, 2005, 05:18:54 PM
what a dumbass
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 24, 2005, 08:53:28 PM
Right now: ?

Oh and by the way, my avatar pwnz all of yu0z
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on March 25, 2005, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Natus Denuo
Right now: ?

I assume he's refering to my post above his or to the post I was quoting ;)

~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 25, 2005, 06:53:14 AM
*twitch*

Nobody calls my crow-muffin a dumbass!!!

*grabs Right now by the back of the head and rams his face into some broken glass*

*allows a las vegas prostitute to urinate onto his face, therein giving him a lovely buffet of sexual diseases, making the cuts burn more, as well as just being out and out disgusting*

*takes some pipe cleaners*

*elongates them all together*

*jams the long pipe cleaner up Right Now's rectum*

*punctures all his internal organs, whist cleaning out his fecal matter from his intestines*

*uses the fecal matter to make a clone of right now that isnt stupid, thus being the opposite of the current right now, thus being YANG right now*

*commands yang right now to anally rape the regular right now*

*Takes pictures and sells them on the internet*

*uses the money to purchase some napalm that ignites by remote control*

*knocks the real right now out, and stuffs the napalm up his anal cavity again, into his intestines*

*steps back and presses the button, lighting Right Now on fire from the inside out*

*watches as random dogs walk by to take a piss on his flaming corpse*

*sells Right Now's charred dead body into necropheliac prostitution*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 25, 2005, 10:19:31 AM
takes nazis avatar and sells it on ebay to a bunch of gay people.makes nazi suk jesus small penis and bushes hairy balls.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 25, 2005, 12:21:54 PM
*isnt affected by that, because he has already killed Right Now*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 25, 2005, 01:34:26 PM
god let me come to life in the form of............ME!:O
Title: Free For All
Post by: vashts on March 26, 2005, 05:20:11 PM
Crap.  I'm a sitting duck, since I ironically can't seem to be crazy on command.

*uses +infinity shield*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on March 26, 2005, 06:11:54 PM
my other idea!:Obitch
Title: Free For All
Post by: vashts on March 26, 2005, 06:57:38 PM
Well, come do something about it.  But you'll have to get through my infinitely impenetrable (who made words so damn hard to spell?(huh uh, hard)) shield.  You'd need a +infinity and beyond Mace, and I have the only one in existance so :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 26, 2005, 07:05:33 PM
*goas back in time to when the concept of an +infinity shield was created, and eats it*

*comes back to the present, and jams a telephone pole laced with gasoline and explosives up vashts' colon*

*lights vashts' on fire, and watches him turn into a walking fireworks display*

*takes a picture and sells it on ebay*
Title: Free For All
Post by: vashts on March 28, 2005, 07:30:44 PM
DAMN YOU EBAAAAAAYYYY!!evlene(11)

*steals all of ND's money, and his time machine, and uses it to make more money, and uses some of the money to hire people to use their thinky-things and make ideas to do evil things to weird people*

*sells ND's soul on eBay (it's the current fad) and uses some of the money for the intestine-eating gerbil plan*

HA, now I'm rich, and your intestines were eaten by a gerbil.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 28, 2005, 07:44:19 PM
*outbids the person for his soul and his bodily parts*

*keeps them*

*has vashts' arrested for stealing*

*uses his time machine to go forward in time, to when vashts' prison sentence is up, and he has become the anal bitch to everyone in the jail and is then released*

*knocks vashts out with a crowbar and drags him into a dark room*

*uses some neurotoxin when vashts is conscious, to nullify his body from movement, yet still allowing him to feel pain*

*shoves some needles that are hooked up to the machine of a neurologist that he knows that is in the experimental stages, which allows impulses to be sent through the needles, causing immense pain, delusions and/or hallucinations, involuntary (and controlled by me) bodily movement and/or functions, and eventually death*

*causes vashts to crap his pants*

*causes vashts to eat said fecal matter*

*causes vashts to poke his own eyes out*

*causes vashts to punch himself in the groin a hundred times*

*causes vashts to punch himself again in the groin a hundred times*

*kills vashts and sells him into necropheliac prostitution*

*drops a nuke on a random town*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 05, 2005, 04:45:57 AM
*secretly re-enters the free for all with his army of Ninja Cows*
*:cow::cow::cow::cow:*
*Sneaks up behind Natus and beheads him with a spork*
*eats natus' innards*
*proceeds to vomit up said innards upon vasht*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on April 05, 2005, 04:54:01 AM
*is re-incarnated as a Rhino, and tramples Smiffy to death*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 05, 2005, 05:05:24 AM
*sends a herd of cows in the rhino's path to slow it down*
*converts into sofa mode and launches explosive cushions with his Cushion Launcher (tm)*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on April 05, 2005, 05:51:22 AM
*eats the concept of exploding cushions, and therefore rams through them, and eats all the cows*
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on April 05, 2005, 07:19:55 AM
I jump in!

*I send my army of 50,000 small green dudes toward ND helping Smiffy.
*Me army of 50,000 small green dudes have the rhino for our upcoming feast. :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 05, 2005, 07:39:21 AM
*starts building something in the far end corner*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 05, 2005, 08:34:23 AM
*remembers the good times, and joins with smiffy
*eats the concept of eating a concept
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 06, 2005, 06:43:58 AM
*finishes construct*
Hahha, now you shall all suffer the wrath of the running dog robots !!!
*sends running dog robots at shadowwarrior13*
 :doggie:  :doggie:  :doggie:
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on April 06, 2005, 06:23:58 PM
*makes shadowwarrior13 wish for me pot of gold
* only thing is he isn't specific enough, and it starts appearing in his stomach
*he asks for me to get it out for his second wish, but still isn't specific enough
*takes my razor sharp nails and tears open his stomach, and runs away woth the pot of gold, leaving him sink in the puddle of his own blood.

Never mess with a Leprachaun Shadowwarrior13, especially an Angry one! :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on April 06, 2005, 06:35:00 PM
*eats the concept of eating a concept of eating a concept*

*eats the ability for everyone else to eat but him*  (I dont need morons abusing my p0w0rz)

*trans-substantiates into corrosive acid*

*eats all the people who ate him from the inside out, destroying their internal organs*

*trans-substantiates into himself*

*drops a goat onto Smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 07, 2005, 05:13:44 AM
*Pulls Natus's teeth out, thus he can't eat anymore*
*Throws pencil at AngryLeprachaun*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 07, 2005, 05:32:48 AM
*doges the goat*
*enters into a livestock war with Natus*
*fortifies a barn as a base of operations*
*sends Ninja-Cows to assasinate Natus*
*:cow::cow:*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on April 07, 2005, 07:23:14 AM
Argh?!
Who do I help? Dear Naty or friend Smiffy who gave me the :cow:???

*Aziraphale just goes mad on the spot and rotates*

~Aziraphale
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on April 07, 2005, 10:27:54 AM
*buys new platinum rapper-style teeth (aka a "grill") so that they cannot be taken out*

*takes the spiked end of a club, jams it up holycleric's bum, hooks it up to a drill and drills the shit out of his colon, then leaves him to bleed to death*

*sends his l337 kung fu goats after smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on April 07, 2005, 05:37:56 PM
*I've used my magical powers(bribery of gold) to have the AngryLeprachaun hookers mate with the other AngryLeprachauns.
*Turns my army of 50,000 AngryLeprachauns, to a undeafeatable 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!
Goes after the guy who through the pencil at me and throws him in the official melting pot of gold, therefore turning him into gold.
*Sells him to smiffy for 1,000 cows.
*We slaughter them with our razor sharp nails and have them for dinner.
MMMMmmmmm.......steak!  Smiffy, how do you make your cows soooo good? :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on April 11, 2005, 01:47:16 PM
by feeding them on the corpses of leprachauns of course
*murders some leprachauns and feeds them to the cows*
Title: Free For All
Post by: XIII on April 11, 2005, 05:36:59 PM
*had forgot entirely about the free for all, returns with a better attention span
*eats the concept of a concept
*shits out the pot of gold, melts it down, drops it on AL from his momma's huge ass
*picks up the scattered remains of AL, feeds it to the same cows as his army
*blows the crap out of the cows, and feeds those remains to some more cows
*blows up those cows, and throws the remains at innocent bystanders
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 11, 2005, 11:06:26 PM
*Got ressurrected by the dark magician Stiffy[Smiffy's evil twin sister]*
*Escapes from Smiffy and takes at least half of his cows*
*Sells them to a restoraunt*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on April 12, 2005, 12:29:30 PM
Wait...smiffy has a sister? o_0
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 13, 2005, 10:35:42 AM
Yeah, amazing isn't it  :O
*Allies with Stiffy in a fight against Smiffy*
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on April 15, 2005, 03:27:17 PM
*kills everyone five million times and adds a spell on them so they can never live again!!!!?!

O.k. the free for all is over.  I am the new CHAMPION!!@!! :D
Title: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on April 15, 2005, 03:55:56 PM
Quote from: Natus Denuo
Wait...smiffy has a sister? o_0

I think he has two if I remember correctly, think I might have actually met them as well.

~Crowley
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 16, 2005, 08:42:19 AM
Haah!
I had my *protect me from evil leprachauns* shield on !
*Pokes Angry_Leprachaun with a pencil. A SHARP PENCIL*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 24, 2005, 09:13:31 AM
*Throws plates at holycleric*

Ouch
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on April 25, 2005, 05:46:24 PM
Hah!
I'm not EVIL, I'm ANGRY!  So, therefore, you screwed yourself. :)
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on April 25, 2005, 11:47:19 PM
You're angry on the outside so I win (A)
Title: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on April 27, 2005, 06:07:41 PM
You know what you piece of nutty and corny crap, I don't give a shit.  I killed you, so deal with it and stop making things up. :P
Title: Free For All
Post by: Daiken on May 09, 2005, 05:18:35 AM
Don't be a schmuck you can't kill people on here - gives AngryLeprachaun the GATOR TREATMENT
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 26, 2005, 08:58:39 AM
*Beats Daiken with his mighty club of awesomness*
*Snaps his fingers*
*everyone starts to break dance*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on June 09, 2005, 02:31:39 PM
*enters the battlefield*
*starts breakdancing on shadowspawn*
*summons EVIL TIM from the underworld*
*vomits with rage on shadowspawns mangled body*

moo :cow:
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on June 09, 2005, 11:33:23 PM
*Turn breakdancing music off*
*Summons a meteor*
*Runs for his life*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 10, 2005, 07:23:27 PM
*preforms the ceremony of becomming fictional characters at will with real-life applicable powers of said characters*

*succeeds*

*picks up the bible, and becomes God*

*sends holycleric to hell, replaces the molten fire and brimstone...with water*

*holds holycleric via levitatoin above the gigantic, endless abyss of water*

*turns his legs into solid stone, weighing over 4000 pounds each*

*makes it so every time holycleric dies, he comes back and is above the abyss...then the legs turn into said stone again*

*laughs..because he has just caused someone to drown eternally, 1920's style*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on June 10, 2005, 08:05:43 PM
*destroys meteor with a super kamehameha*
*lets of such a fowl smelling fart that it causes everyones faces to melt off*
*lights a match, causing the gas to ignite and blow up the world*
*snaps his fingers and causes the world to rematerialise as if nothing happened*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 11, 2005, 09:22:00 AM
*makes it so ShadowSpawn joins holycleric in eternal drowning, 1920's style*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on June 11, 2005, 09:31:21 AM
*Just as he is about to drop in the water and die,1920's style, cuts his legs off and summons Han-Satan*
*Han-Satan turns everything to molten fire and brimstones again*
*Becomes new ruler of Hell with Han-Satan*
*Notices how `God's spell ended and he turned back into Natus Denuo and binds him never to use that ceremony again*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 11, 2005, 09:38:05 AM
*notes that the spell is in effect for the next 48 hours, and that holy will have to wait to do the binding from ceremony*

*notes, also, that since he still is God, that Han-Satan could not have overridden his control, because he is the allmighty*

*still God, invokes divine wrath and smites Han-Satan*

*changes the spell of turning into stone from just the legs, to the entire body, thus keeping them from being able to change things, and watches them both drown eternally, 1920's style*

*waits for a response*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on June 11, 2005, 09:49:38 AM
*Magically masters the skill of flying and flies around as a big rock statue*
*Uses "Teh Time Machine!!!" to go back to the past and bind Natus Denuo from performing that ritual EVER again*
*Also throws pencils at Natus*
*And some rubber*
*Rubber...mmm yea!*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 11, 2005, 09:56:51 AM
*goes back in time before holy does, preforms the ritual...and destroys all time machines*

*makes it so only omnipotent beings can fly/make others fly*

*laughs*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on June 11, 2005, 09:59:48 AM
*Makes God lose his omnipotency(With the help of the "Staff of Omnipotency") and becomes omnipotent*

*Uses Staff of Omnipotency +123311,34 to beat Natus into the ground*

*Does the pinky dance  :elephant: *
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 11, 2005, 10:08:05 AM
*steals staff, and breaks it, becomming omnipotent once more*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on June 11, 2005, 10:09:36 AM
*Drinks Monkey-Blood of omnipotency and becomes Godda*
*Immunizes himself to anti-omnipotency spells*
*Throws God with a chicken*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 11, 2005, 10:28:53 AM
*bounds holy permanently (rendering him completely helpless to..even with the aid of past travel/spells/etc.) to a wall, and has him serenaded to by Gilbert Gotfried and Fran Drescher in Christmas Carols, forever*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on June 11, 2005, 10:34:06 AM
*Had an amulet of regeneration*
*Regenerates all his health and mightyness*
*Banishes Christmas Carols!*

*Turns God into a parrot and gives him poisoned crackers*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 11, 2005, 10:40:25 AM
*is not sure if he explained himself clearly enough--but that meant escape/regeneration was impossible*
Title: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on June 11, 2005, 10:44:06 AM
*Doesn't care for he is omnipotent*
*Does the same things as before*
*Smiles propitiously at God*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 11, 2005, 12:39:53 PM
*is completely unaffected then by the logick-lacking attacks of holycleric*
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on June 16, 2005, 12:22:20 AM
*travels back into the past and forces both holycleric and Natus Denuo to smoke marijuana, thus ridding the future of most of their stupid antics because they are to busy with their ganja induced hallucinations*
*future ShadowSpawn travels back to the future, leaving present ShadowSpawn a super mega ultra delux fantastic...................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ... coffee mug*
Title: Free For All
Post by: quitewarrior on June 22, 2005, 09:00:56 AM
*runs out into the middle of the battle field prepared for war and realizes he has no clothes on*
*runs back and asks mommy for a pair of pants and runs away crying*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Frozen on June 28, 2005, 06:20:12 PM
*pulls the pants over QuiteWarrior's head and starts beating him with a baseball bat*

Sorry, tired, not too creative.
Title: Free For All
Post by: Faijer on June 29, 2005, 01:23:31 AM
O_O'

Frozen, you must be in a fricking coma to come up with something that poor (for you).
Title: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on July 07, 2005, 08:57:38 AM
*whacks talyn in the head with a rusty bat*
*whacks everyone in the head with a rusty bat*
*Suddenly transforms into the evil, vicious smiley face of DOOM!!*  :toothy:  grrrr!
* Just to demonstrate how evil he is, plays the music that is single handedly more evil than he is...... The music from Rent*
Title: Free For All
Post by: Bludjinni on July 09, 2005, 03:48:52 PM
:O You guys still have this topic, after all that time? Brings back some memories though.. :lol:

I wonder if I get hit, beaten, slammed, drowned, set to fire, turned inside-out or  generally killed in the most evil ways available for posting here after such a very very long time.. :D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 14, 2005, 04:40:30 AM
*reappears and grinds blud into the dirt for his blasphemy*
*defecates on the body*
*hoses remains down with acid*
*sets fire to it all*
*throws cows at random people*
I'm Baaaaack!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: LightLink on July 14, 2005, 11:59:18 AM
You cant do that to blud! SHE is cooler than you! (thats a girl thar...)

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 14, 2005, 03:19:45 PM
oh no, what have i done.
*throws himself off a cliff*
*lands on LL and squishes him*
ooh, something broke my fall
*sets a herd of cows to stampede over LL's corpse*
*:cow::cow::cow::cow:*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Philosopher on July 15, 2005, 09:51:08 AM

*walks in and notices death carnage and cattle*

“Can’t we all just be friends?” :)

*notices stampeding heard heading his way* :cow: :cow: :cow: :cow: :cow: :cow: :cow:

“Please”


Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Chaotic Flux on July 15, 2005, 10:45:30 AM
*notices a stamped of cows threatening to engulf philosopher*
"hands out gasmasks to everyone in the vicinity"
*invokes the chaotic god Nurgle and a pestilent cloud of mad cow disease engulfs the herd*
*takes of gasmask and overviews the surrounding carnage*
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like....ughh gross"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on July 15, 2005, 05:09:22 PM
bah, my cow forces have been nutralised. now i shall have to resort to my other minions
*Summons an army of Demonic Sofas*
*Lets the Sofas loose to slaughter innocent children*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Philosopher on July 15, 2005, 05:33:34 PM
 *slowly walks through the carnage and furniture*



*stops at the edge of the battlefield and slowly turns*




"I......Shell return.......................................with.............................f ried chicken"

*Disperse in a puff of luminous pink smoke*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: TheThing on August 27, 2005, 03:19:30 AM
bah, my cow forces have been nutralised. now i shall have to resort to my other minions
*Summons an army of Demonic Sofas*
*Lets the Sofas loose to slaughter innocent children*

Opens up a dog kennel chew my cuteness chew and shite.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on September 03, 2005, 02:37:51 AM
*Summons 49.4 winged tigers to chew furniture and eat dogs*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: TheThing on September 03, 2005, 05:06:25 AM
Little do they know winged tigers are really just big cats.They run away but so do my dogs so I am defenseless on the battlefeild
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 04, 2005, 02:19:34 PM
*gets lost on way to party and shows up on battle field with a keg* looks at the carnage then sits on the demonic sofas and poors  a drink.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 04, 2005, 04:28:18 PM
*poors smiffy a drinkin return 4 sitting on sofas,then watches as the sofas with those damn doggie holes on them continue to rip apart small children*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandspur on September 05, 2005, 02:27:11 PM
*Summons an army of hyppies with a giant marijuana leaf* O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 O0
*Hyppies attack priests in the vatican church*
*Child molestation is reduced by 5%*
*Hyppies attack Michael Jackson*
*Child molestation down 100%*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 05, 2005, 04:42:14 PM
magicly makes a huge trampoline and as everyone is jumping on it turns in to one of those really big guys that makes your knees give out whenever he jumps to close to you.                muhuhuhuhahahahaha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on September 11, 2005, 02:57:58 PM
*Summons Mr Teethy to eat T0201*
*:teethy:*
Mwa ha ha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 13, 2005, 05:42:03 PM
pokes mr teethy unstopabley with his infamous flamming evil death stick. muhu hahaha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on September 14, 2005, 02:45:13 PM
*watches as Mr Teethy chomps the stick and then chomps T0201 in half*
*Summons some cows to charge forth into the fray*
*:cow::cow::cow::cow:*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 14, 2005, 03:45:43 PM
summons army of hobos and underpaid imagrants, they milk the cows and chop them up and cook them and  eat them for lunch. world hunger down 10 %
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on September 16, 2005, 06:35:50 AM
*Feeds hobos and immigrants with 2 slices of bread*
*World hunger lowers down to 0%*
*Happy hobos join Holycleric's side*
*Makes hobos and immigrants dance jig*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 16, 2005, 02:45:38 PM
*temps hobos and imigrants into a building with a banner free food*
*poors gas on building*
*blows it up*

*summons pinkus elephant :elephant: to stomp holyicleiric*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Murray on September 17, 2005, 06:42:27 AM
*Joins the battle*
*Summons the Bush government, who instincly start killing all the poor people*
*Draws a Katana*
*Starts slicing through armies of sofas, but avoids the dogs, as that would just be evil*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: wokendreams on September 17, 2005, 06:41:29 PM
*also joins fight*
*convinces some dogs, elephants, and sofas to help*
*topples government with dogs and elephants*
*grabs drink from psychic, waits for chicken*
*sits on sofa*
*fortifies with remaining sofas*
*starts to summon.....*

TEETHY the raging smiley

 :teethy:

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 17, 2005, 07:27:45 PM
*brings 100,000 hobos back as undead warrior-hobos*
*hobos maul woken dreams for stealing drink.*
*undead hobos sit on broken sofas and finish eating woken dreams (even the dead get hungery  :wink:)*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: TheThing on September 18, 2005, 01:02:51 AM
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: wokendreams on September 18, 2005, 04:21:03 PM
*looks down from heaven*
*"danmit thats the third time this weak"*
*"well it was a good drink"*
*flys back down*
*draws spirt sword*
*finishes summoning teethy*
*rampages through undead*
FUNNNN
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on September 19, 2005, 06:45:03 AM
*Magically becomes administrator*
*Bans everybody*
*Sits happily and mumbles evil plans*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 19, 2005, 04:28:02 PM
*gives holycleric some joke gum*
''haha now your a crack attic''
*sends holycleric to rehab*  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: dude2dudey on September 20, 2005, 04:59:44 AM
I like to flush a toilet when im bored............


*turns into bill gates, buys veritas and shuts it down*

*creates devastation with my download time*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 20, 2005, 03:38:58 PM
ha,
*buys everyone super hydro satilitte connection*
*steals a few million from bill*
*constructs a giant magnifining glass*
*sends it into orbit*
*focuses it on dude2dudely*
*he gets cooked like an ant*
*army of hobos munch on his charred body ''mmmmmm takes like chicken''*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: TakeV on September 20, 2005, 04:50:53 PM
*buys everyone's money*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: dude2dudey on September 21, 2005, 04:39:56 AM
Did you know the european rabbit eats his own poo, it uses it for proteins and stuff... very cool stuff.

*your all distracted by my wonderful fact!*
*siezes opportunity and summons a black hole*
*you all get sucked into it (with me)*

you take my life.... and il take yours too! :P
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 21, 2005, 03:31:56 PM
ha
*creates an implosion quantum bomb-that will send us all to alternate universe*
*presses button*
''BOOM......M....O.....O....B  :eek:''
''muhuhaha''
*hobos rise again as living beigns*
*we all fall as dieing beings  :biggrin: :D *
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on September 21, 2005, 05:46:28 PM
*uses magick to be able to become any story book character he wishes*

*becomes the Judeo-Christian God*

*views life as a computer game*

*ip (soul) bans wokendreams, psychicT0201, and dude2duey from his server (life)*

*drinks bleaer*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on September 22, 2005, 10:22:33 AM
*pokes everyone with a sharp pencil*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 22, 2005, 03:22:10 PM
oww. *bleeds from pencil wound.*
*takes off belt*
''grab your ankles!''
''this is gona hurt me more than its gona hurt you''(nahhhh)
*whap whap*
''this aint buger king, you cant have it your way''
''now what have we learned??"  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on September 22, 2005, 11:27:59 PM
*makes it so no more family guy references can be made*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 24, 2005, 04:25:36 PM
*wonders what natus is talking about*
*sends undead hobos after natus*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: spirit on September 30, 2005, 09:07:58 AM
*summons super pink elephants* :elephant: :elephant: :elephant:
*and one dog to be a distraction* :dog:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: TheThing on October 02, 2005, 08:34:09 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ain't it cute. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: holycleric on October 02, 2005, 09:03:44 AM
*Summons a band of moderators to moderate the thread*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Murray on October 02, 2005, 04:59:11 PM
*Shoots Holycleric with a gun*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: TheThing on October 03, 2005, 10:06:45 AM
Mayan IP bans Murray. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on October 04, 2005, 02:48:50 AM
*wishes yet again that he had the power to pull off a modsnap*
*instead decides to use his ultimate weapon*
*dresses up as a fat viking lady*
*sings some opra and everyone's head explodes*
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on October 04, 2005, 05:37:19 PM
*looks around*
'huh?'
'good thing i was wearing my trustie head phones listening to Nirvana''

*summons ginhandu or however you spell that hindu god* :elephant:
*tramples smiffy for the feeble attempt of the fat chick singing*


*notes that this topic has gone on over 3 years*
*wooowwww*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandman on October 05, 2005, 11:32:42 AM
*comes out of nowhere and slaps every1 then hides under a rock* :teethy:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Murray on October 06, 2005, 11:04:37 AM
Since I was banned, my head didn't explode.

*h4xx0rz back in*
*presses the rock downwards*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandman on October 06, 2005, 02:52:38 PM
*moves to a tree eats apples and throws the cores at people*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: TheThing on October 07, 2005, 08:52:07 AM
Mayan doges and collects cores then  jumps in a time machine so they rot ultra quick.He then feds them to a horse to get it drunk.Then he attachs a bomb to it and throw carrots to everybody.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandman on October 08, 2005, 08:23:25 AM
-thorws an apple near mayan and the horse goes eat it then the bomb explodes-

-eats carrot-
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: tiny tim on October 17, 2005, 06:35:07 AM
comes back from dead (look at page 109 ish i die theri was then known as tiny)  arfter playing a extremly long game of pong with the devil picks up shot gun "next person to move gets ther head blown of)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on October 18, 2005, 01:08:40 AM
*uses PK to make murray move and therefore get murray shot*
welcome back tiny
*summons some cows to provide tiny with covering fire*
*:cow::cow::cow:*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandman on October 18, 2005, 03:25:06 AM
lol

-sneaks behind tiny and rams a carrot up his arse-
-takes the gun and eats it- :cow:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on October 18, 2005, 05:06:35 AM
please tell me you're eating the gun and not the carrot
anyway
*Summons Mr Teethy whos promptly eats sandy*
*:teethy:*
*drinks some cola*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: eyesense on October 18, 2005, 10:23:55 AM
*pops a party popper behind Smiffy*
*Smiffy HAS to turn around*
*slips laxatives into soda*
*covers eyes with hands!* "puahaha I can't be seen anymore!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on October 19, 2005, 01:23:32 AM
*hands the soda to tiny and drinks his cola*
*nails eyesense's hands to his eyeballs with a nailgun*
*pushes eyesense off a cliff*
*pulls a tongue at the squished body*
:p
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandman on October 19, 2005, 04:39:34 AM
yes i was eating the gun

*smiffy's cow  :cow: comes behind him and pushes him off looking for some food*

detrayed by your own friend smiff :(
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on October 19, 2005, 05:15:08 AM
ha, but i am not worried
*summons a sofa to appear at the bottom of the cliff*
*lands safely on the sofa*
*gets fired back up the cliff by the Cushion Launchers(tm)*
*sets the cow on the nearest person*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: eyesense on October 19, 2005, 08:21:11 AM
*holds a cake on top of the cliff as Smiffy comes up*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on October 19, 2005, 03:54:19 PM
*welcomes back smiffy*
*commands Hobos(patent) to eat cake*
*takes tounge from smiffy*
*licks eyesense with the tounge*

ewwwww..... :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on October 21, 2005, 03:42:06 AM
*Goes to the edge of the cliff and looks down* :confused:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: eyesense on October 21, 2005, 10:30:57 AM
*Walks to DOO*
*looks at DOO then looks down at the bottom of the cliff*
*looks back at DOO*
*waits*

....
....


says "I am a saliva monster!  :teethy:"
*taps DOO's back making DOO stumble and fall head first down to the bottom*

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on October 21, 2005, 02:16:47 PM
*lands on the sofa that smiify summoned*
*bounces back to the cliff*
*and hits eyesense with a mind controling attack :confused: :confused: :confused:*
*makes eyesense poke his own eyes out*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: eyesense on October 21, 2005, 02:29:58 PM
*eats candy instead* yummy!  :D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on October 21, 2005, 02:33:46 PM
*offers a handfull of candy to eyesense*
*pokes his eyes out*
*makes him eat them*
*pulls his weapon of choice out (the ha sign) :HA!:
*hits eyesense in the face*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: eyesense on October 21, 2005, 02:51:50 PM
*summons fluff bunnies and sheep to the field - and a sheepdog  :dog:*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dark Omega Overlord on October 21, 2005, 09:53:43 PM
*summons bee's and ants*
EAT THE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dandamos on October 21, 2005, 09:56:52 PM
GO MY LACTATING ASSAILANT!!!!




:cow:


.....<_< *morph*

 :elephant:

*smacks head*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandman on October 22, 2005, 09:46:13 AM
*summons the 4 cows of armgeddon again*
* :cow: :cow: :cow: :cow:*
*they spread plauges and all kinda of bad things throughout the world and makes Dandamos's
 "Lactating Assailant" stomp on smiff*
*takes the remains of smiff puts them in a tea and has a nice cup of tea while the 4 cows destroy everything in the world at my every command!*

dont mess with the sandman smiff:)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dandamos on October 22, 2005, 10:43:10 AM
*Summons Ten heads of Lucifer Dragon*
 :teethy: :teethy: :teethy: :teethy: :p :teethy: :teethy: :teethy: :teethy: :teethy:

*They start devouring all available food in existance*

Muahahahaha!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SolidVenture on October 22, 2005, 03:01:10 PM
*Pulls out a traquilizer gun*
*puts the dragon asleep*
*Summons Miyamoto Musashi*
*points at the dragon*
*Miyamoto kills the dragon*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dandamos on October 22, 2005, 05:33:18 PM
*The ten heads go crazy and detach from the body and rip Miyamoto limb from limb*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: eyesense on October 22, 2005, 05:49:26 PM
*puts zapping collars on each of the Drangons' heads*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: sandman on October 23, 2005, 07:06:23 AM
*the 4 cows destroy eyesense*
* :cow: :cow: :cow: :cow:*

*Ozzy comes up from the underworld and raises his hand and demons come up and possesses every1*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dandamos on October 23, 2005, 01:54:08 PM
*Runs around and tries to kill like the blind possessed demon I am* >:D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on December 01, 2005, 08:03:03 PM
* Dark comes in with mad elephants, and hell's cows .  :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow: :cow: And kills the blind demon, and goes on a rampage in a city.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Jack_D.Mented on December 02, 2005, 02:13:40 PM
*Horns sound... everyone is charged by a army of some sort of weird rat terrier/poodle/shizu mix...  :dog: :dog: the expected results ensue.
Jack, laughing, leaps into the medlee, lauging his head off at the comical results as he pulls out a chainsaw and begins to his way thru the devil cows.
The elephant, frightened by the small, rodentlike canines, flee.*
What a way to announce my triumphant return. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on December 02, 2005, 03:13:07 PM
The Grim Reaper comes in ( paid by dark) rips a hole in time and stop the attack on Darks' elephants and cows.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: tiny tim on December 15, 2005, 03:10:32 AM
farts out carrot and gives sandman a good old slaping with it
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on February 13, 2006, 12:46:35 PM
I await Smiffys arrival.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: zaigon on February 13, 2006, 01:07:05 PM
*is very confused, summons a large army of saber wielding Sith* bow down to me and my Sith army (i love the Sith!)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on February 13, 2006, 11:50:42 PM
*points out only 2 sith there ever are*

~Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 14, 2006, 12:02:40 AM
*points out that that is actually a fallacy, since in the past there were often hundreds of Sith* I think. =/

*stabs Crowley*

=D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Darkflame on February 14, 2006, 12:10:17 AM
*points out that that was before they killed each other.*

*stabs Tsumaru with his bad grafix skillz*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on February 14, 2006, 12:17:17 AM
*points out that Tsu is mistaken* There were hundreds of Dark Jedi but only two sith at one time. With that said.

*Summons an army Jedi Masters to take care of the puny two man Sith Army :P *
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on February 14, 2006, 01:08:23 AM
*is inclined to just agree with Amun-Ra, as his Star Was obsession implies he'd know*

Still...Dark Jedi, Sith, it's all the same shit.

*lightsabres Amun-Ra*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 14, 2006, 01:31:41 AM
I'm Baaaaaack!!!
now lets get down to business.
*Goes into Sofa Mode and Loads Cushion launchers (tm)*
*Sends teethy to attack crowley*
 :teethy:
Come amun-ra! Join me in smiting the heathens
*Fires cushions at darknessflame*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Darkflame on February 14, 2006, 02:47:11 AM
/me has the perfect thing to combat the smiffy: a Katamari!

>_>

Edit: HOLY OMGOSH WOA the irc thingy actually worked.... O_o

(http://www.orlyowl.com/liekwoa.jpg)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 14, 2006, 04:18:09 AM
j00 bastard!!!!!
Leads an army of samuri cows on a charge against darkflame
*Fires some Concussion Grenade Pillows to stun DF so the cows can slaughter him*
*laughs evily*
*rams a pole up tiny's butt then turns him upside down and uses him as a broom to sweep away the remains of DF*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on February 14, 2006, 09:43:13 AM
* arrives to back Smiffy up *

Alrighty, who's messing with da sofa!

* an army of lightsaber wielding uber cows gather behind Amun-Ra *

Cowtroopers! Attack!

* hundreds of cows lunge forward in attack *

Useless to fight, it is! Prevail, my troopers will!

P. S. Tsumaru: ^_^
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sabrina on February 14, 2006, 09:53:36 AM
*Sends down jupitar on everyone*

haha die biches!!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on February 14, 2006, 01:06:27 PM
summons everyone who has died before to attack Smiffy
Lord of Darkness Flames undead army will kill Smiffy.

 >:D Your cows are mine!! >:D

p.s.  :cow: help
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on February 14, 2006, 11:47:27 PM
* jumps in front of Smiffy's unconcious form *

Attack a man while he's down, will ya? I was hoping it wouldn't have to come to this Darkness, but you leave me no choice. Mr. Teethy ATTACK!

* Mr Teethy jumps on lordofdarknessflame with lightning speed and rips him into the tiniest pieces imaginable *

* Amun-Ra rescues the cows and gives them an unlimited supply of Mortars and Ammo. Go my babies! Live!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 15, 2006, 02:45:31 AM
*Installs windows on darkness*
*Darkness starts to bug out*
Strike now, my personal Mr Teethy army! Back me up with the powers of the previous free for all thread
*Begins to summon the power of sTuPiDiTy to warp reality*
*sends DD a bribery cow so he might use a modsnap to bitchslap darkness*
*Warps reality with his sTuPiDiTy and turns darkness into a girl obsessed with shopping*
 :HA!:
*launches the Teethy and cow Assualt*
*:cow: :teethy:*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on February 15, 2006, 12:52:02 PM
Darkness Flame drains the life force of all his foe and comes back to life. Darkness starts sucking the blood of Smiffys cows.
And goes on a killing rampage.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 16, 2006, 01:58:42 PM
*Pee's on Qrisis's shoe for going on a posting spree*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 16, 2006, 08:21:53 PM
i'd offer to help, but you have more than me, even if you have misplaced them... you're on your own
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 16, 2006, 08:39:23 PM
why not use... apricots!! lol, tea
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on March 17, 2006, 09:32:27 PM
Darkness come in with a big  pot of Green Tea :smilie:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on March 17, 2006, 09:37:04 PM
*stabs everyone in the eye.....including himself* =(
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 18, 2006, 12:20:05 PM
you... don't put a shotgun to my ass... i might like it too much, and besides, what good is a shotgun against the Jedi Master, hmm?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on March 18, 2006, 09:55:59 PM
As good when you get shot.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 18, 2006, 09:58:53 PM
The last page and a half make no sense now because of... that one guy.. meh, i reask my question, what good is a shotgun against the jedi master... i could just stop the bullet or something
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on March 18, 2006, 10:04:15 PM
Sure you could move out of the way of the bullets, but how long can you keep it up. You go on forever.

p.s. Yoda

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Though passion I gain power.
Though power I gain victory.
Though victory my chains are broken.
The Force frees all.

What is this?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 18, 2006, 10:12:40 PM
Easy... It is the super cool Sith philosophy!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 19, 2006, 05:43:39 PM
Sure you could move out of the way of the bullets, but how long can you keep it up. You go on forever.

p.s. Yoda

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Though passion I gain power.
Though power I gain victory.
Though victory my chains are broken.
The Force frees all.
What is this?

  ^ Isn't that from KOTOR?
*Puts on a super awsum eye patch*.^       *Has no clue what anyone was talking about.* Apricots?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 19, 2006, 05:49:22 PM
it would help if certain people din't delete their posts like whiny faces.  :teethy: that pisses me off
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 19, 2006, 06:34:39 PM
Agreed
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 19, 2006, 06:41:29 PM
Finally someone agrees with me <3 <3








Sorry... i'm a little emotional lately, and i wanted to try some of the little buttons... like my purply red glowing text moving text?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Agent47 on March 19, 2006, 08:04:52 PM
"You all stand no chance, for I am the master of Grand Celestial Do"
*delivers a Pulsory Blast to everyone's Chin Vortices*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on March 21, 2006, 09:49:35 AM
*Runs arround Agent47 at super speed*
*causes Agent47 to become confused*
*hits Agent47 in the face with a banana cream pie*
*sprays Agent47 in the face with selzter water*
"Hast du zeit? Beeeotch."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on March 21, 2006, 12:09:42 PM
What is this? Free for All becoming a tea party. NEVER!!! This is WAR!

*summons his Sith Cow Army*

Go, my pretties! Kill everyone.

*ignites his lightsaber and charges*

AAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!

*slices darkness flame and drinks all his green tea*
*the cow army slaughters everyone reading this post*

Take THAT Bitches!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on March 21, 2006, 12:52:26 PM
Darkness body grows back together, And drinks the blood of the Sith cow army.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Agent47 on March 22, 2006, 02:26:23 PM
*summons seven skinny cows out of the Nile*
*points to remains of Sith Cow army*
"There! There is your supper! Feast, my beautiful bovine brutes! Feast!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on March 23, 2006, 12:30:06 PM
*Sith Cow army goes into super destructo mode*

[robot talk] Initaiting super destruction sequence [/robot talk]

Eat those skinny cows and then kill Agent47!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 23, 2006, 04:59:32 PM
*Summons a mass of one million wandering zombie homeless, To feast upon the blood of the innocent. * :)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 23, 2006, 05:18:59 PM
*gathers some storm troopers*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Agent47 on March 23, 2006, 07:34:39 PM
"Kill Agent47? HAHAHAHA! I shall scour the planes for the knowledge of your truename, and then with it's power, I will unmake you, Amun-Ra..."
*scours the planes for knowledge of the name*
"Hm, no mention of your name, although I did find these tiny bags of peanuts...I guess I'll just have to settle for punching you so hard your grandma won't come anywhere near your grandad, and your family will never be born. Yes, that is the solution."
*cracks fist on Amun-Ra's chin*
"Damn! This is not my day!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on March 24, 2006, 08:53:26 PM
*gathers some storm troopers*
What good are storm troopers. They can't hit anything.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 24, 2006, 09:47:57 PM
very true... which is sad, considering who they came from
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 26, 2006, 03:40:10 AM
*Calls upon Darth Vader to anihalate Yoda.* Ha, He can kill you while on a resperator, Now that's bad ass. :P :HA!:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Forg on March 26, 2006, 09:43:58 AM
*spills the milk and walks away*

Oh that's right...I did it
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Yoda on March 26, 2006, 12:21:18 PM
Forg, you asshole, you spilt the milk  :teethy:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 26, 2006, 01:25:51 PM
*Crys over the spilt milk* :'(
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Agent47 on March 27, 2006, 04:48:48 AM
*Pulls out his pocket cat to lap up the spilt milk.

"Fifty more cats and I win a choo-choo train!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on April 29, 2006, 06:46:03 PM
Whats this stuff about cows and lightsabers.... and cats??????????????

*walks up behind Agent47*

 :mad: WARNING: Edited for content. NOT APPROPRIATE FOR AUDIENCES OF ALL AGES. Sanity discretion is advised.  :mad:

*Agent47 gets on "choo choo train" and runs over army of cows* Voice of Legionaire: "Stupid cow army..."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 29, 2006, 06:51:11 PM
shoots legionare with the south park cow gun    :cow:  :cow:  :cow:   :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :eek:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on April 29, 2006, 07:22:40 PM
*sighs*

*grabs katana, rushes Qrisis dodging flying cows, stabs Qrisis in the stomach, thows him in the air, jumps up and chops him into a hundred pieces in mid-air*

*awaits competition*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 29, 2006, 07:27:12 PM
*pieces explode blasting Legionare into a fine pink spray*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Legionaire on April 29, 2006, 07:31:18 PM
Well, so much for my Agent47 costume  :cool: ... come on, you can do better than that!!!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 30, 2006, 06:13:55 AM
draws in the One Power, oceans evaporate, the earth splits volcanoes erupt and Legionare is consumed by a tidal wave of flame.
what do you think?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 30, 2006, 09:03:55 AM
not bad but I like this way better *causes an ultimate paradox leaving everyone in awe so much there genitas fall off and there eyes burn out and they puke out there organs then there head explodes* is that better?  :mad:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 30, 2006, 09:22:34 AM
*is consumed by insanity and destroys the planet...

everything DIES!!!!*

*realizes what he has just done and that he too will die*


fuck
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 01, 2006, 07:55:43 AM
*was hiding safely in a parallel dimension*
*Re-creates the planet in his own image and brings everyone back to life*
*Psycokineticly kicks Qrisis in the head*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 01, 2006, 07:58:00 AM
IM AALLIIVVEEEE!!!!!

*rips off his own fingernails and fires them at ShadowSpawn cutting through his shoulders*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 01, 2006, 08:01:59 AM
*heals himself by turning into a shadow*
*Takes control of Qrisis and make him punch himself in the head repeatedly*
Quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 01, 2006, 08:31:40 AM
*kills self and in doing so  the process causes the death of ShadowSpawn*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on May 01, 2006, 09:46:09 AM
As Amun-Ra walks onto the battleground, everyone feels the tremors in the force and look in his direction. Amun-Ra looks at the scene of chaos before him and smirks at the foolishness of the people in it. Slowly and menacingly, Amun-Ra draws his Katana.

"You fools! You think that your silly moves and fancy tricks mean anything. I tell you this! I will be the death of you all!!!"

With that he charges forward in attack with the speed of a thousand Pumas. Qrisis tries a swift decapitation in hopes of stopping Amun-Ra before he starts, but he fails horribly when Amun-Ra jumps over him and cuts him half from behind. He then grabs Qrisis' torso and tosses it at a fast approaching ShadowSpawn who overbalances as a result. Amun-Ra walks up to SP and buries his blade deep within SP's guts and finishes him by pulling the blade up through his body.

As Amun-Ra turns he swiftly blocks an equally swift Katana slice from Legionaire. "You will die Amun-Ra!" Amun-Ra gives an evilly menacing laugh and kicks him square on the chest which sends Legionaire flying back.

"You puny mortal! I am greater than this world. I am greater than YOU!" Amun-Ra draws on the power of Necromancy and resurrects his cow army. "Now.... you... will... die." The cows simultaneously attack Legionaire who tries in vain to hold them off. As Legionaire battles for his life against the army of enraged zombie cows, Amun-Ra turns to NathanE, the last warrior on the field. NathanE draws his weapon but drops it almost immediately as Amun-Ra gives him a soul destroying gaze that reaches deep inside him and turns his courage into a mangled heap of utter fear. He falls to his knees, takes up his sword and drives through himself.

Amun-Ra's laugh is cut short by Yoda's green Lightsaber whizzing past his head. He quickly pulls himself together and sheaths his katana, grabbing his own Indigo Lightsaber. "Yoda? How nice of you to join the battle, maybe now I can get some proper practice in.

"An end to you evil, I will put."
"We'll see."

Yoda attacks in a brilliant display of acrobatics and Lightsaber skills and Amun-Ra parries with equal strength. As the two Jedi duel at an incredible speed, Legionare finishes off the last of the cows. Exhausted and in pain, he slowly makes his way to a small clump of trees where he lies down and gathers his strength. Meanwhile, the Duel of the Jedi is still going strong, and as both parties begin to tire, Amun-Ra hears the voice of his Old Master, Smiffy. "Use the Sofa Amun-Ra!" Feeling encouraged, Amun-Ra attacks with new strength and Yoda is forced to go on the defensive.

"Strong, you have become, Amun-Ra, but prevail, you will not."
"You truly are a fool Yoda!"

Yoda suddenly feels himself being pulled back by an unseen force and eventually smacks into a tree, unable to move. "Now you will discover the true source of my power!" And as he speaks Yoda notices an object high up in the sky heading straight for him. After a while he realises that it is in fact a large 4 seater sofa flying at the speed of two jets. But just as the sofa is about to hit, Legionaire Jumps in the path of it and saves Yoda.

In all the confusion, Amun-Ra failed to notice Forg coming up behind. The next thing he knew was Forg's hand bursting through chest, holding his beating heart. And as Amun-Ra falls to his knees, the Earth gives a slight tremor.

"You have not seen the last of me whelp!" And Amun-Ra dies.

to be continued... (Going for supper)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 01, 2006, 09:50:19 AM
*Teh jaw drops in awe*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on May 01, 2006, 11:17:31 AM
OK, I wasn't quite finished yet.

Yoda gets up and walks towards Forg, who is still clutching the now motionless heart of Amun-Ra. "Done well , you have." Yoda gives Forg a small bow and walks away towards the person he owes his life to. Legionaire is lying motionless on the ground with the sofa in pieces around him. Yoda kneels beside him and reaches out with the force to try and heal his wounds and slowly the mangled flesh that was once Legionaire starts to pull together and heal.

Forg stands looking about the battlefield with displair... so much death, so much suffering. He drops Amun-Ra's heart and walks up to ShadowSpawn's mutilated corpse and sighs. "You had no idea what you were up against, brave warrior, but you have been avenged"

Just then Yoda feels evil swerling around the area of Amun-Ra's heart. Everyone looks on in horror as the corpses of the cows and Amun-Ra's heart pull together to form a huge monstrosity. And in a deep demonic voice they hear the mocking laughter of the newly formed Amun-Ra.

"You insulant whelps! You actually thought you destroyed me. ME! The Eternal Power! You will pay for your blasphemy!" Amun-Ra clenches his fists and slams them down on the ground with incredible force and strength. Forg, Yoda and Legionaire start running from the resulting tsunami of earth, blood, and corpses. Legionaire tries his best but is ultimately sucked into the wave and buried under thousands of tons of debris. Yoda and Forg run side by side as fast as they can until they can feel the wave just behind them. Just as the wave is about to come down on them, they simultaniously jump high into the heavens and allow the wave to pass beneath them. As they land on the unstable ground, Yoda ignites his saber once more and Forg draws his two magnificant longswords.

Amun-Ra looks on with amusment. "You are only delaying the inevitable." And he then starts walking towards them, pick up huge boulders on the way and tossing them at his opponents. Yoda manages to easily dodge them and Forg simply slices them in half.

"Your strength will be your downfall, Amun-Ra!"

Another laugh and more boulders. Yoda then decides to act, he runs at the his top speed and jumps up, lunging himself at Amun-Ra. Before Amun-Ra can act, he feels a searing pain in his shoulder where yoda gives him a passing slice. Amun-Ra turns quickly and snatches Yoda out of thein air. Forg watches in disbelief as Amun-Ra opens his large mouth and swallows Yoda whole.

Forg attacks in a flurry of amazing moves and Amun-Ra struggles to keep his blades from penetrating his skin. Forg formulates a plan, if he can plant a detonator inside him somehow, he might have a chance at winning, but try as he might he cannot get to Amun-Ra. Amun-Ra starts tiring of Forg's arrogance and gives him a massive blow that sends him flying back. As a last resort, Forg decides to throw his detonator, but when he reaches for it, he finds it missing. And as Amun-Ra gives a death defying scream, Forg realises what happened... Yoda.

Suddenly Amun-Ra explodes into billions of pieces. And once the dust has settled, Forg sees Yoda, right in the middle, surrounded by a force shield. He did it.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 01, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
*during all this Qrisis managed to reach his lower half and stitches it back together and calls upon the God and Goddes to heal his viscious wound, his invocation and call is heeded and stands slowly rising to his feet with eyes cautiously roving about back and forth across the land witnessing the vast devastation in the region around him*


*Qrisis rises... and laughs...*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: The_Still_Wind on May 01, 2006, 01:33:05 PM
Suddenly, a rumbling fills the air. A crack of sound and a flash of light later, The Still Wind stands in the center of the light, clothed in a tall black cloak, standing on a scorch mark. He looks at the warring forces, and the bodies of many creatures, including sofas. He pulls back his hood and shakes his head.
"Ridiculous." He muttered. He reached back into his cloak, and pulled out a long black pole, made of some odd metal. It was almost as tall as him. He pressed a button hidden upon it's shaft. Two short, scythe-like blades of a glowing blue energy shot out from each end.
"Totally ridiculous." He sighed and threw himself into the fray.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on May 02, 2006, 12:47:03 AM
I think not...

Time I returned to this battle I think.

*Crowley drains all the cow powers from Amun-Ra and shatter the metal of The_Still_Wind's scythe*

*Crowley holds up his index finger and the whole battlefield goes still and quiet. A faint breeze blows Crowley's hair sideways. A distant sound grows louder and becomes an undeniable rumble. Soon the ground is shaking and trembling, the earth ripling and flowing in waves around Crowley. Storm clouds gather overhead, and the wind begins to pick up. With a crackle of power, Crowley jabs his finger skywards, and the ground around him explodes, and a pillar centered on his feet shoots up, carrying him with it. Up, up, up it goes, polished and smooth black marble.*

Now, what's next? Oh yes, Qrisis...

*Crowley brings his hands together, palms facing as if in prayer, and then violently pulls them apart. The black marble of his pillar ripples all over as if it was being pelted with thousands of tiny pebbles, and then figures claw their way out. Gangly figures, covered in a viscous black liquid. They lurch across the battlefield towards Qrisis and proceed to tear him into thousands of pieces and eat them.*

Now, go my minions and wreck havoc in my name. Spread the glorious word of my rebirth and my return! Proclaim the word far and wide, and proclaim it loud. The fires of purification are coming my children, and soon the unworthy will be cleansed from this world!

*Black fires lick around his outline, and two tiny pinkpricks of blue light flare deep inside his eye sockets. The growing wind tugs at his robe, and he smiles.*

To be continued...

~Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: The_Still_Wind on May 02, 2006, 04:52:05 AM
"Shit!" The Still Wind muttered. He focused and said, "Stop. Rewind."
The pieces of his weapon froze in midair then flew back together. With a yell, he threw it spiralling through the air, where it slayed many of the beasts approaching Qrisis. it spiralled back to him, where he threw it again, this time sending it towards Crowley...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on May 02, 2006, 05:24:53 AM
*When it finally gets to the top of the pillar (did I not ephamsis enough this thing is tall???) Crolwey catches the scythe and looks at it for a moment, his head tilted to one side, quizically. Then the blackfires that sorround him flicker out over the length of the weapon and consume it. The dust and ashes dift on the air for a moment, before the wind scatters them out across the plains.

He pauses, and casts his malavant glare out towards where The_Still_Wind stood.*

"Foolish. Very foolish. It is not wise to draw my attention to you."

*He guestures upwards and The_Still_Wind begins to rise, accelerating at a tremendous rate, he is soon a distant speak high in the sky.*

~Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 02, 2006, 08:32:32 AM
calling upon the Ancient ones Qrisis Resurects Amun Ra and joins forces with him, at that moment Qrisis scream and out from the earth rises Cthulhu, "that is not dead which can eternal lie" and as its gaze falls upon Crowley he becomes dillusion and insane with paranoia falling off his high pedestal into the depths of the unkown from whence no one believes he has survived.
as Qrisis and Amun Ra walk around the huge pedestal of mineral whatever it is their eyes rove back and forth across the area realizing their only fear has occurred, there is no body of Crowley to speak of, and cries out to the rest of the combattants "search the entire vicinity we must find and purge this entity from the land before he fully rejuvinates" as Qrisis finishes his sentence a vile darkness clouds the sky and one word barely escape his lips, "shit."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on May 02, 2006, 08:58:41 AM
*Crowley casts Kokbok's crushing logic and points out that Cthulhu is bound in R'yleh and can not get free at this point. The spell rewrites reality so the events of the previous post did not take place.*

Also, its's also difficult to call on the Ancient Ones when you're dead as well. Didn't you see you were ripped to pieces and eaten? ;)

*Crowley waves a hand and vanishes to prepare the next phase*

~Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 02, 2006, 09:49:09 AM
but as it so occured The Still wind saved my ass

*is Now Confused*

*Qrisis hurts Himself in his confusion*

*Qrisis Faints*

wakes up and joins forces with Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on May 02, 2006, 11:27:37 AM
Crowley smirks, enjoying the simple pleasure of throwing people around with the awesome cow power and editing other peoples posts when suddenly he feels a growing pain deep within his soul. As The_Still_Wind falls to the ground, he sees Crowley's body start to implode at the sheer power of the cow, his body not strong enough to contain it. Qrisis realises this starts to run from the impending explosion. Crowley is crushed to the size of an atom when all the energy suddenly explodes, causing a massive crater where he used to be. And there, in the middle of the crater stands the glowing figure of Amun-Ra

"You'd better keep running Qrisis. If you know what's good for you."

Amun-Ra looks up and sees The_Still_Wind falling to the ground at an incredible velocity. He puts out his hand and The_Still_Wind stops and slowly floats down to the ground. "You will join me or die!" He says almost telepathically and The_Still_Wind feels himself being overwhelmed. He has no choice but to obey his knew master.

"Go now, hunt down and destroy Qrisis, let his remains be a warning to all who will defy me."
"Yes Master"

The_Still_Wind runs after Qrisis at seemingly unnatural speed. In no time at all he catches up to Qrisis who is standing facing him with Amun-Ra's old Katana in his hand. The_Still_Wind draws his own Blade which he had made himself, using the wind element to give it Magickal properties.

"The_Still_Wind, you don't want to do this. Think damnit! Come back to the light."
"You will die Qrisis, you cannot stop me."

The_Still_Wind charges with great speed and Qrisis is slightly surprised at his swift attack. Nevertheless, he is able to parry and counter with equal speed. The two warriors duel with awesome speed and agility, Qrisis with despair, and The_Still_Wind with confused rage.
Amun-Ra makes his way to where his enemy and pawn are fighting and calmly observe as they tire each other out.

"Listen to my The_Still_Wind, Amun-Ra is controlling you, you must fight it if you ever want to be free."
"I... must... OBEY."

Amun-Ra laughs at Qrisis' futile attempts at freeing The_Still_Wind's mind. "You petty fool, you can't save him, I am too powerful for both of you."

Qrisis knows he has no choice... The_Still_Wind has to be destroyed if he wants to get to Amun-Ra. With that he ducks below The_Still_Wind's attack and drives the Katana through his stomach. "I'm sorry The_Still_Wind, there is no other way."

The_Still_Wind feels the shadow lift from his soul and speaks in a soft whisper, "I know... thank.. you" And he falls.

"FOOL!"

Amun-Ra is enraged and pulls Qrisis towards him. When he is in range, Amun-Ra grabs him by the throat. "You defiance has cost you your life Qrisis, know you will be destroyed"

Amun-Ra then digs his hand into Qrisis' stomach, pushes up and grabs his heart. He squeezes it with all the strength in his arm until there is nothing left but a pulpy mass of bloody flesh. Blood streams from Qrisis' mouth and stomach and his eyes are wide from shock. Amun-Ra throws down and rips him to shreds using cow power.

Forg and Yoda, stand in the distance, pondering this old/new threat.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 02, 2006, 11:30:51 AM
*gurgling*



*dies*




*stays dead for once*


*Perhaps...*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: psychicT0201 on May 02, 2006, 02:05:30 PM
*Creates an servant, of massive size.* It stumbles to where Amun-Ra stands. Looks at him for a moment, then simultaneously rips all of his skin off of his body, then throws the remainder at a flaming pit of exploding spikes, killing Amun-Ra in a most horrific matter.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Watarimono on May 04, 2006, 06:46:58 AM
*approaches the battlefield from the east, with a large bag from McDonalds in his left hand and a walking stick in his right. Looking around he realizes that the people before him have been fighting for days, weeks, hell even mabey years. He feels pity for the souls locked in eternal struggle with one another in a seemingly neverending battle. He takes one BigMac out of the bag, and sets the bag in the middle of the war swept land. He then begins to walk, back from where he came, only to say "Ill be back with drinks", and taking a bite of his BigMac.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowSpawn on May 05, 2006, 08:48:36 AM
A day has passed since the resurrection of Amun-Ra. The location where Qrisis and The Still Wind were slain is completely devoid of life. The only things there are the mounds that indicate the location of their graves. Amun-Ra had moved on and is now beginning his plans of conquest and destruction. With the deaths of the two people who might have been able to stop him, there seems to be little hope left for the planet.

Without warning, dark clouds materialize and gather over the area where the graves are. Streams of dark energy slither down from the clouds like snakes and gather to a point that is a few feet above ground level. The dark energy beginns to form the shape of a sphere. Once the sphere was full formed, It started to grow larger. When the sphere was of sufficient size, the flow of energy stopped and the dark clouds vanished, leaving the dark sphere behind.

The sphere began to take the shape of a man, and the dark energy began solidifying. Once this process has been completed, it can be clearly seen that the man is none other than Shadow Spawn. " What a pity", Shadow Spawn mumbles to himself. "You two are not going to be of much use in helping stop Amun-Ra if you're both dead." Shadow Spawn walks over to the mounds of earth, where Qrisis and The Still Wind are buried. He kneels down between the two earthen mounds and drives his hands down into the ground.

When Shadow Spawn pulls his hands out of the ground, he pulls out the corpses of Qrisis  and The Still Wind as well. "I hope you two are going to be worth the trouble of bringing you back." A stream of dark energy starts flowing down both of Shadow Spawns arms, striking the two corpses in the chest.

As Shadow Spawn pores out more and more energy, the bodies of Qrisis and The Still Wind begin to regenerate. Once they are fully healed, Qrisis and The Still Wind slowly open their eye's. Their suprise at being alive is compounded with their surprise about who the first person they see is. "Hello gentlemen, wellcome back."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 05, 2006, 10:16:23 AM
"IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!" Qrisis screams into the sky while his eyes make contact with the eyes of Shadow Spawn, "How?" Qrisis asks untill his eyes rove on to the now living body of The Still Wind. "ah, I see now." Qrisis rises to his feet and searches the area looking about untill he sees the form of Amun-Ra in the distance. He then looks to the Still Wind and the Still Wind returns the stare a look of understanding showing on his smirking face. "it is time for the end... of AMUN-RA!!!!" he shouts. Qrisis, Realizing that they are in agreement moves forth, pulling two 76 inch Katanas of black steel as if from nowhere and as he starts to chant they begin to give off a Crimson Aura from around the two swords...

The Still Wind Watching Qrisis walking towards Amu-Ra reaches down and picks up his weapon, when he looks at it he jumps with surprise notice that his weapon too is glowing but with a bright wavy yellow, he looks back to Qrisis and chuckles to himself realizing what had happened. The Still Wind moves forth quickly until he is directly to the right of Qrisis and falls into step with him.

with both their faces set with a grim determination they move forever onward it seems their stare is set with stone, knowing that they must rid the world of this abomination.

after what felt like eternity they stood side by side in facing the one known as Amun-Ra.
"YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SPECKS OF DUST IN THE WIND" Amun-Ra delares in a high voice.
'You may be right, Amun-Ra, but we shall see about that" Qrisis Says.
and then simulataneously both The Still Wind and Qrisis shout the words "now you shall Perish Amun-Ra"
"prepare to DIE!!!!!!"

In a rush of fury The Still Wind bounds to the side While Qrisis bounds forward to Amun-Ra's throat
Amun-Ra laughs and simply brushes him aside "FOOL, you don't honestly think it could be that easy did yo..."
Amun-Ra stops speaking and looks down and suddenly realizes that he has been Impaled by The Still Wind's blade.
Amun-Ra looks back up at Qrisis and laughs."no matter you will still die" and with a force unlike anyone had ever seen The Still Wind is blown away from Amun-Ra. Amun-Ra then turns and faces down The Still Wind whom Qrisis joins at his side.
"the two of you are nothing to me and will not beat me on your own."states Amun-Ra.
"Now be crushed!!!" then Amun-Ra begins to raise hoards of undead Cows.
At that moment The Still wind runs forward side by side with Qrisis and simultaneously attack Amun-Ra while he is in the process of summoning his hordes. Suddenly Qrisis impales the brain of Amun-Ra and quickly Decapitaes him.
as though ut of thin air appears Forg cutting out Amun-Ra's legs from beneath him and Yoda  appears from behind Forg to slice off Amun-Ra's arms. in that instant The Still Wind Carves out the heart Of Amun-Ra.

a moment of stillnes passes and the body of Amun-Ra begins to convulse. "RUN!" shouts Qrisis and The Still Wind in unison.


and they ran, side by side, shoulder to shoulder thay ran, Forg, yoda The Still Wind, and Qrisis stop upon a hill panting and look back to the convulsing body and Parts of Amun-Ra which all suddenly explode into a massive ball of fire and then nothing is seen except blackend dust upon the airfloating away on the wind. nothing is left...

"we have done it" Qrisis says. "yes Amun-Ra is finally dead" comes from the mouth of The Still Wind.


"Over it is" replies yoda.  "so What now?" Forg says as he Looks out across the wasteland.

and the wind blows...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on May 06, 2006, 01:06:35 AM
As the five warriors stand looking at the devastated battleground, the air is filled with great evil and the voice of Amun-Ra can be heard echoing through the plain. "Fools! You may have stopped me for now, but heed my words: I... will... return"

With that the wind grows strong and twists to form a gigantic tornado of black evil. The earth starts to rumble and a large hole opens up beneath the tornado, with a final laugh from the voive of Amun-Ra, the tornado plunges into the hole, which promptly closes.

The sky begins to clear and sunlight pierces the once thick layer of dark clouds, and Amun-Ra is gone, lying, waiting... dormant.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vox Nocti on May 12, 2006, 01:33:06 PM
as the sky begins to clear and sunlight pierces through his eyelids, Vox Nocti wakes up with the biggest hangover ever had by man...He isn't really sure what he did last night, but it sure as hell wasn't legal.

As he walks to his badroom, he glances outside. There's a word in the back of his head desperately trying to get his attention, but it's talking to a deaf man. After doing his things in badroom, he again sees in the reflection of his window in the shaving mirror. Again, the word, which he has now found out is "Crater', pops up, and now finds a nice place in his mind to settle in. Confused, he walks outside, and stares upon the destruction. Enraged, he runs to Forg, Yoda and the others, and shouts:

"Okay, who of you guys is responsible for vandalizing my BACK YARD?!?!?"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on May 18, 2006, 01:51:12 PM
In comes Lord of Darkness Flame and with him comes Hell's Nerds.

Beware My Evil SPAM. Muh Ha Ha Ha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Enchia on May 18, 2006, 10:37:16 PM
And there comes a mysterious wanderer in play. His presents activate and stimulates the reborn of wild life in this destroyed landscape. Animals crawling out of there holes and small plants are popping out of the ground. Would this mean a now beginning of peace or the one of a new disaster?

This wanderer feels the presents of an evil force a very strong one. He know this presents it is LORD OF DARKNESS FLAME and he didn't come allone. He keeps his self out of sight while......
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 31, 2006, 10:26:47 AM
*Qrisis glares at lordofdarknessflame*

*lordofdarknessflame dies from the intense gaze*

*laughs*


*thinks for a moment*


*walks toward his body and proceeds to consume his flesh*

*and then laughs some more*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on May 31, 2006, 01:38:03 PM
Comes back as a ghost.
Using my powers I force a stage to come out of the ground.
And begins playing heavy metal.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on June 05, 2006, 12:42:45 PM
hops on the stage and starts headbanging.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Bradly on June 07, 2006, 08:41:08 AM
The loud music masks the deep low rumble from the forces beyond and so Amun-Ra stands out of sight, watching the current events. Then, with a voice so powerful as to drown the music, he says, "Fools! I have returned and seek the one called Qrisis, but first..."

With a slight flick of the hand, Amun-Ra demolishes the stage and everyone on it, and then all falls silent once more. Amun-Ra comes into full view and stands on top on the wreckage. "Qrisis you coward, come out fight me"

For no reason in particular, clouds fill the sky causing a gloomy atmosphere.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on June 07, 2006, 10:58:13 AM
the rubble of the demolished stagebursts upward and outward, and as the debris settles Qrisis is seen standing in the middle of what appears to be a small crater. "YOU DARE TO CALL ME A COWARD?!?!" as rage begins to fill Qrisis his eyes begin to glow and flicker like fire and begins to swirl chaoticly, his body seems to become more smooth and his movements as he walks toward Amun-Ra are like that of a thin fluid and as smooth as water on a day with no wind. Amun-Ra looks at him quizically as if Qrisis were a riddle that needed to be solved. As Qrisis walks toward him he forms two Katanas, each seemingly to be made of black fire. as he continues walking towards Amun-Ra Lighting strikes from the sky, and the thunder rolls.after a few minutes Qrisis and Amun-Ra are standing face to face stareing each other down. all anyone sees after that is only a sight twitch in both bodies and then a flash of light and they are seen no more...
meanwhile the lightning begins to coalesce into huge orbs of seemingly destructive energy and the earth begins to split into pieces and the sounds of explosions fill the air. Tornadoes touch down and start tearing swathes of destruction across the land completely obliterating Vox Nocti's house and masive flooding of the oceans occur, every few minutes people catch glimpses of the two warriors engaged in combat either in the air or on the ground...

after about ten hours of grueling combat they are seen once more simply standing 30 feet apart panting and seemingly out of breath. what everyone doesn't see however is that both warriors are trying their hardest not to collapse.

"this isn't going to be quite as fast or as easy as I thought" spoke Amun-Ra in a raspy voice.
"What? did you think you were gonna win?" asked Qrisis.
"Yes"he replied...

after a few more minutes of staring at each other both warriors collapse and seemingly lay unconscious with exhaustion.

while all this occured simultaneously elsewhere a different situatuation was at hand...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Enchia on June 07, 2006, 11:47:31 AM
The mysteriues wanderer walked towards Qrisis. A ray of light shine down on Qrisis. Magicaly white butterfly's appaire and brought Qrisis back to his senses. He opend up his eyes and said...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on June 07, 2006, 01:58:42 PM
"What?!?" Qrisis asks in surprise. "whats this? it seems to me as though all the exhaustion simply left my body and was replaced by a sensation of complete rejuvination." at that point he realizes what has happened and turns to stare at mysterious wanderer. "thank you" he says. "now I have the strength to do what needs to be done." Luck be on your side." the mysterious wanderer replied as Qrisis turned toward the fallen Amun-Ra and walked towards him. soon he came upon the body of the collapsed combatant and realized that Amun-Ra was beginning to stir. "No." says Qrisis, " this is it, your final demise is at hand" as Qrisis speaks he conjures up his BlackFlame Katanas once more. " THIS IS THE END!!!" he shouts as he plunges the two blades deep within the chest of Amun-Ra who begins to scream in agony at the nasty sensation ripping through his body, pulsating like ten thousand Suns. and realizes that this truly is indeed the end. with a final look of disgust and somewhat of respect for Amun-Ra's skill gives forth the final push and twist and with a violent flash of light all that can be seen is Qrisis, his Two swords had vanished as if with the passing of the flash of light so too had his Katanas gone and of Amun-Ra there was nothing left to be seen, smelt or heard or felt. it was over. Qrisis turns to the mysterious wanderer and says, "Sorry, I didn't get your name..."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vox Nocti on June 07, 2006, 02:43:57 PM
Meanwhile, Vox Nocti jumps in his old DeLorean and travels back to 666 BC. There, after meeting with a former version of Buddha/Jesus/Whoever's next, he learns the all-mighty 1 4M T3H 1337-powers, which have been lost for centuries. After a quick detour to 2012 to check out what will really happen there (nothing, 'cept for the Pokemon series finally stopping, The Matrix 6 breaking all box office records, and Veritas still existing), he travels back (or, forward) to a few seconds before Today at 01:58:42 PM.

"THIS IS THE " Qrisis shouts as Vox Nocti freezes him in midair with his omnipotent fr33ze3-dud3z0rz-1n-M1d41r..z0rz-technique. As he walks up to him, he grabs the BlackFlame Katanas, and crumbles them with the sheer power of his uber1337 mind. He telekinetically suspends both Qrisis and Amun-Ra a few hundred feet above the ...ocean. With one way of his uber1337 hand, he rewinds time, and the oceans recide, the tornadoes disappear, and Vox' house is back in all it's glory.

"Now, I was gonna let you get away with destroying my backyard, I'm not that much of a gardener anyway. But to destroy my COFFEE DISPENSER! When I didn't even HAD my 2 gallon morning dose yet!" With the words, he opens up the remains of his background. Ground recedes to unfold a river of molten lava, flowing near the earth's core. Vox takes one final look at Amun-Ra and Qrisis, before releasing his TK hold on them, and watches them drop into the lava.

The screams of agony and cries for help are lost on Vox' ears, as he descends down to his house. Blinking his eyes, the newly formed hole in the earth closes up, forever sealing Amun-Ra and Qrisis, who would forever be known as the killers of the coffee dispensers.


"Now, for some coffee....."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on June 07, 2006, 04:37:51 PM
And I being a ghost,and can not die. Still is playing heavy metal.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Enchia on June 07, 2006, 10:48:05 PM
The wanderer was ignoring the heavy metal and started the rite of rebirth. Grass pop up from the ground forming a circle. With in it a pool of blood. The blood was transforming and some of it turned into bone. So Qrisis body was regenerated. He wraps Qrisis in his cloak and said "my name is Enchia" and...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on June 08, 2006, 05:59:59 AM
Qrisis hears the ranting of Vox Nocti going on about lost coffee dispensers and then walks up to him looking a liitle ashamed and then conjures up 6 magickly enhanced coffe dispensers. Qrisis says "Sorry about that" Vox Nocti then aknowledges Qrisis' apology and goes happily on about his business with his awsome c0ff33 d1sp3ns1ng sk1lls. Qrisis turns to Enchia yet again "how may I repay to you your kindness?" he asks while conjuring himself a unique set of clothes that are black with red embroidery and move like silk.after finishing Qrisis gives Enchia back his cloak and Enchia responds "...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Enchia on June 08, 2006, 09:59:44 AM
"time will tell".
Enchia walked away. Bringing now life to Vox Nocti backyard. Small plants pop up from the ground. As the sky cleared animal life came back as it used to be. Enchia turned around and shouted at Qrisis "When nature calls, you will respond"...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on June 08, 2006, 10:05:04 AM
as Enchia turned to walk away Qrisis nodded his head in acknowledgement while relishing the scent of fresh growth...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vox Nocti on June 08, 2006, 12:40:46 PM
Sweet! I got my very own gardener! *conjures up a big thank you sign for Enchia*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Athiril on June 08, 2006, 12:43:58 PM
*plants tomato plants everywhere* >=)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on July 14, 2006, 04:58:35 PM
Qrisis turned away as Enchia vanished into the distance, the smell of life filling his nostrils. He begins to feel a slight tingling sensation. Feeling awkward Qrisis began to turn until the sensation left him and a feeling of satisfaction filled him. "When nature calls." He thought to himself. as he headed towards the direction of the sensation his eyes began to glow with fire. a rip in reality tor open and in a blinding flash of fire and light as he stepped through he vanished as it sealed behind him.

So entranced were the others in what they were doing that they did not even notice the Being standing off to the side of the new "forest" watching, waiting, laughing...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: wokendreams on July 18, 2006, 12:04:59 AM
Woken laughs at imbalanced imagery. Places temple in garden to try to put it back together after terrible rip.  :HA!:
Title: Re: Freeforall
Post by: Darkrain on July 27, 2006, 10:53:04 PM
*dies as apolgy*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Darkflame on July 27, 2006, 11:18:38 PM
/me pokes the next person to post

In the meantime, I crouch like tiger, hide like dragon.
>_>
<_<
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: wokendreams on July 28, 2006, 02:51:05 PM
How are you hiding if you just poked me?? :confused:

EDIT:  How better to poke you?  *poke*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Elyonparalcis on August 25, 2006, 11:23:12 AM
So much for sanity

*Shrugs then finds something to bite the head off of.*

*Turns to Qrisis and kicks him*

I'm bored is there something to eat?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 25, 2006, 11:33:01 AM
"Sanity? whoever said we were sane?" Qrisis says as he turns toward the voice of the one who kicked him.  Fire appears in his eyes as he faces down Elyonparalcis. "you say you are bored?" Says Qrisis. "very well." "Lets kill them." all of them, LOL." Qrisis then goes back to wokendreams and rips his jaw away from his skull severing muscle and tendons all the while crushing the bone, splintering it as he pulls it away.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Elyonparalcis on August 25, 2006, 11:37:04 AM
Elyon uses the healing of water the keep himself alive. Then he summons a wave to wash away Qrisis as well as anyone else trying to attack him. :HA!:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 25, 2006, 11:43:40 AM
Qrisis walks calmly atop the water to Elyonparalcis."what was that all about, you have nothing to heal, yet." "I attacked Wokendreams not you" Qrisis says. "why don't you join in the fun, eh?" "Eat the other members for all I care in fact I think I may do that myself."  Qrisis then walks toward the body of Darkrain and proceeds to rip off an arm and a leg and begins tearing at the raw flesh with his teeth. after it is half consumed he tosses the rest of the carcass to Elyonparalcis. "Enjoy yourself a meal."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on August 25, 2006, 02:57:38 PM
Razeroth walks up to both of them with an army of level 90 paladins with boosted HP stats and has them kill both Qrisis and elyonparalcis.  Then he sits down at the top of a 1000 foot tall tree and waits for the next person to post...armed with a spear at the ready...camouflaged with leaves and loose bracken...

-Razeroth

P.S.  No thing can resist the power of the mighty RPG...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 25, 2006, 05:45:30 PM
As Razeroth sits enjoying himself in the midst of his Daydream of killing the two he stares at Qrisis runs toward him at full speed creating his katanas of Fire as though from nowhere and starts to slice him into pieces so fine there is nothing left except for a small crimson splatter and a single Eyeball. Qrisis, now covered in streams of blood, bends down and reaches for the eye.  As Elyon watches Qrisis in his actions Qrisis studies it fervently after which he then pops into his mouth and bites down making a disgustingly squishy sound as he masticates and swallows it. "hmm, juicy."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Elyonparalcis on August 26, 2006, 06:42:31 AM
Elyon looks at Qrisis with despair. "Hey I wanted that eye!" LOL. Then Elyon goes over to the next thing he sees laying on the ground, which happens to be the half eatten arm that Qrisis had eariler and starts to rip it apart with his teeth. The bones make a ear rattling sound as he bits harder into it. "Hmmm... This is good stuff, why did you throw it down?" As he tries to find out where Qrisis went.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on August 26, 2006, 12:07:16 PM
Razeroth's eye portions, nearly digested, begin to regenerate inside Qrisis' stomach until the newly formed eye rips out of Qrisis and goes off into the nearby forest to hide and regenerate further...  Meanwhile, Qrisis has to heal the new hole gaping out of his stomach, so he spends an hour doing that until he falls asleep from exhaustion.  Elyon, still searching, is suddenly swallowed whole by a giant anaconda roaming about the island.  Smelling blood, it searches for Qrisis while he sleeping, helpless...

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on August 31, 2006, 10:04:00 AM
Through Instinct and the unique method of healing from from the the wanderer known as Enchia, Qrisis awakens sensing the danger nearby.  Fully revitalized from his short period of rest and his healing complete, Qrisis turns the tables and instead begins to hunt the Anaconda that was stalking him.  Upon seeing the great serpent, he notices an irregularity in it's shape.  After briefly looking around the area and noticing that Elyon is nowhere to be seen Qrisis realizes what has happened.  Hiding in the trees Qrisis waits for the Anaconda to come closer, in doing so it raises its head up to the tree branch upon which Qrisis happened to be standing on in hiding.  With a swift movement Qrisis deftly cuts off the head of the Anaconda.  As the Ginormous snakes body and head falls to the ground Qrisis jumpms down and grips the sides of the opening from where he severed it's head from it's writhing body, and with a loud yet deep scream he rips the Anacondas body into two equal sheets causing Elyon's barely breathing, partialy digested body onto the ground.  With a grim smile on his face, he looks at Elyon and says, "Get up, I can't cook this entire thing alone." 
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Daska_123 on August 31, 2006, 04:17:17 PM
Daska has been hiding in the bushes as he stared at Qrisis's wrath. Daska has been planning what to do this whole time as he sat there in the bush some more wondering how to approach Qrisis so instead he just pops out in front of Qrisis and greets him like the biggest idiot in all of idiot ville.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on August 31, 2006, 06:31:43 PM
The eye of Razeroth has been watching this sudden turn of enents, mulling over possible reactions of Qrisis to Daska.  Then, without warning, Elyon hurls a large brazen cage over Daska's body.  He turns the cage upside, then locks the opening with  a 9-studded padlock.  He then puts the cage on the beach and helps Qrisis to cook the anaconda over a nice, crispy fire.  By this time the sun has nearly set on the beach and there is an aura of comfort settling over the island as the night time sounds begin to set in.  At this point the eye has regenerated back into Razeroth completely, and with a youthful vigor not previously available :wink:  Still, however, Razeroth waits and bides his time, setting up a makeshift cabin in a hidden area of the forest on the island.  He finds himself enough food to last a week and heats it all with a nice, cozy fire.  Eating his fill, he then feigns sleep for the night and prepares for any possible attack with his special skills ready-made for the situation.  A specially made protection sigil on the door plus an enchanted coin which had been gathering energy for 5 years for extra protection.  His cabin also hides a secret which will prove itself worthy quite soon... :teethy:  Simply adding to the current drama, it is worthy to mention that the entire anaconda colony now swiftly headed towards Elyon and Qrisis in a fit of revenge.  Daska, unfortunatly, had been left far from their campsite and was eaten alive, chewed up, then slowly digested, with the cage bits around his decimated remains...

Meanwhile, Elyon and Qrisis looked up just in time to see the entire colony looming over their heads, spittle running down their fangs.  Conveniently for the snakes, they arrived just in time to see the partially eaten carcess of their former colony member...  It was now up to Elyon and Qrisis to work together and save themselves...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on September 01, 2006, 05:19:04 AM
In looking up at the ever so large snakes Elyon and Qrisis look to each other and nod, knowing that they have to finish this quickly they make their move... *some time later*, bits of bloody anaconda bodies lay all around some twitching and some still. Qrisis and Elyon dripping with sweat and drenched with blood among splatters of inner organs and the like and running heavy on breathing look around and bear witness to the beautiful destruction and annihilation they had just caused. Suddenly up from the ground as though formed from the earth itself comes the Alpha Female of the colony rearing it's ugly head towards Elyon and whips around its tail end to batter at Qrisis, who dodges but fails to make it in time. the tail swings fast and hard catching Qrisis in the chest knocking the wind from his lungs and hurling him toward the forest only for his now limp body to make a loud crack smashing through a tree. meanwhile Elyon is attempting to dodge the rapid strikes of it head and staying only just ahead of it's massive teeth. Somehow Elyon manages to get around it and his arms get around it's massive tree trunk thick neck. The anaconda is none to happy about this since it can no longer reach him with it's head, and so the massive serpent begins to smack its upper portions into the ground and trees, yet Elyon still holds on, while this happens Elyon hears someone speak and he looks to the other end of the serpent, "PULL!" Qrisis yells as he is gripping one half and Razeroth is gripping the other, Elyon smiles and all three pull at the same time ripping the Alpha Female Anaconda into thin ribbons of snake flesh and scales. Now finished Elyon walks over to Razeroth and Qrisis who happen to be grinning stupidly at each other, "What the hell is going on here?" Elyon asks. Qrisis looks at him, "We have worked out our differences, I am just glad to be conscious again."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on September 02, 2006, 12:12:00 PM
Seeing that it is time for his part of the saga to be over for a time, Razeroth leaves the island on his own journey.  He becomes a masked wanderer, with a signature sword 6 feet tall and 2 feet wide.  He learns important truths about himself and the world, becoming wiser as a result.  Before he leaves, he gives an enchanted wooden staff made from oak to Elyon and Qrisis, telling them that they will know its usefulness when the time comes...  Razeroth next walks over the remains of Daska that had appeared from a decapitated snake, and turns what is left into a splendid willow hanging over the beach.  After blessing the willow and the island, he embarks on his great quest to transform from Razeroth the Grey...to Razeroth the WHITE...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Underworlder on September 18, 2006, 10:10:23 AM
Vomits blood on Razeroth... >.> *Cough* Raz the red more like *Cough*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on September 20, 2006, 03:00:16 PM
Ha Ha!!! You, therefore, have the Ebola virus.  Oh by the way, *makes Shadowwarrior13 wish for a pot of gold.*
*When he does, it grows in his stomach and, eventually, gets big enough that his stomach explodes.*

It could be worse.....trust me.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: XIII on September 20, 2006, 06:38:05 PM
Had to pull me in, I haven't even been in for liike, 10 pages...
*MODSNAP*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on September 21, 2006, 03:11:04 AM
*Adminsnaps Shadow*

~Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on September 22, 2006, 02:37:50 PM
*Leprechaun slaps Crowley*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on September 22, 2006, 08:43:30 PM
*Razeroth sends a storm over to the island that everyone else is apparently on and neatly brushes off all the blood into a convenient vial saying "This will come in handy..."  He then explores and fasts on a mountain without sleep, just meditating at the peak for five days.

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Elyonparalcis on September 29, 2006, 05:37:03 AM
"If all else fails just beat the crap out of something until you feel better. Right?" Elyon picks up a bottle of gin that was just laying around and starts to drink it.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Daska_123 on September 29, 2006, 07:47:46 PM
*ATTACK THE RAZ* Daska is revived in a storm that has electrocuted his molecules and made them attract together to remake him into: ... DASKA THE REVIVED. Daska hid from sight waiting, wondering, hiding behind Crowley's adminsnap so as not to be killed by Razeroth's anaconda's again.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 04, 2006, 10:55:52 AM
*Releases Control -- Level 6 -- , fuses with dark self, forming the True ShadowStriker, the absorption needles/armor in my control once again, waiting to find and combine others' powers with mine, blowing up crap in the process  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Daska_123 on October 04, 2006, 02:09:42 PM
Daska sings in with ShadowStriker's power and gets ready to kill Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 04, 2006, 05:31:51 PM
*steps out from behind a tree in white robes and cloak and peers around innocently*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on October 05, 2006, 09:46:04 AM
*steps from behind the same tree, wearing a towel and a satisfied smirk*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Daska_123 on October 05, 2006, 01:48:55 PM
And Daska stares at Raitaro and can only wonder what has happened.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 05, 2006, 01:57:22 PM
looks and wonders if i should even ask
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 05, 2006, 06:19:28 PM
*looks at Raitaro and twitches*
I said come out ten minutes after I left!  :redface:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on October 06, 2006, 08:06:25 AM
*squeals at all the people and jumps back behind tree*
 Sorry honey >.<
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: `Nazukarr on October 06, 2006, 12:37:09 PM
/me tilts head while combing hair.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Daska_123 on October 06, 2006, 01:45:33 PM
Daska stays confused and can only wonder...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 06, 2006, 05:16:00 PM
*looks at everyone and chuckles nervously*
Nice weather...heh..heh.. :confused:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on October 08, 2006, 01:04:44 PM
Wow. 120 pages of this. Well *Clears throat"

*Summons Yargadrazzle*

Muahahahahahahah the end of the world.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 08, 2006, 02:50:25 PM
charges after Yargadrazzle, using Daskas powers to wittle him down and distract him, ShadowStriker absorbs it with the absorption needles
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 08, 2006, 05:10:48 PM
*does the LBRP and sits down under the tree to meditate*
 You people and your violence =/
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 09, 2006, 01:43:49 AM
*Razeroth uses camo to sneak over to the tree
*Razeroth takes out a Halo assault rifle and shoots the psionic shit out of Arinil
*Arinil slumps over in a pool of his own blood while Razeroth shouts, "Yeah, STFU NoOb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Everyone else takes out a respective Halo gun after seeing the new killing fad and shoots each other up
*Razeroth silently sets up sniper where no one else wil find him in his mysterious cabin that no one ever used that existed since he made it at the night of the anacondas...(refer back for more info lol)

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 09, 2006, 10:50:33 AM
screen-looks at Razoroth, sneaks up behind him and beats him down with the sword, yells out "camper!" then flies away to sleep in the sky for a while
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 09, 2006, 11:36:01 AM
*Respawns on a cliff and takes up another sniper

By the way I think I played with you online ShadowStriker.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on October 09, 2006, 01:54:24 PM
/me sits beside Arinil
 Clever use of elastic bands and endangered animals
/me points Razeroths mom disguised to look like Arinil
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 09, 2006, 05:38:51 PM
Quite ingenious Raitaro, and helpful where the containment of my blood IN my body is concerned...
*stands up and makes a construct around himself then programs it for "1337 ub3r D3F3NC3!" then sits down and reads*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 10, 2006, 08:45:29 PM
*Razeroth stands up and makes a construct sniper for "1337 UbEr  I don't think so!"

*Razeroth shoots Arinil in the head and he dies, falling to the floor.  Then Razeroth goes over and annihilates his body so he can never come back to physical existence.  Meanwhile, a mysterious voice from the sky says, "KILLING SPREE!"

*Razeroth walks far into the island to his long lost magic cabin and sets up post.  With a whirl of his cloak, he transforms into Razeroth the White while divine light sets in the scene around him.  He then undergoes his rituals so he cannot be harmed by anything.  To back that up, sigils of mental, physical, and spiritual protection are painted all over his body while a shimmering enchanted white cloak is put around him by his cabin jinnie (genie) that shines with a blinding light as if the sun had set on the Earth itself.  None can look at it without shading their eyes...  Inside the small cabin, the space magically takes up more room to become a disguised mansion.  Infinite provisions and nonperishable delicacies are stored here with a wealth of servents, chefs, and a library that contains every piece of information in the universe.  While all of this is described, Razeroth constructs for himself an enchanted ring so he always has one jinnie with him, and also a staff that amplifies all magical workings of the user tenfold.  Razeroth then puts 40 different magical spells around the entire cabin and 1000 feet in the diameter around it so that no being with dark or malicious intent towards Razeroth may enter the area.  The sigils also make any malicious magical workings automatically ineffective that are aimed towards the cabin and all those who reside in it.  After Razeroth completes this great work, he prays and meditates for 7 nights, then goes into a 40 night slumber in the grand master bedroom to rest from the extreme amounts of magical energy he used to finish al his enchantings...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on October 11, 2006, 07:45:32 AM
/me strolls into Razeroths dwelling and punches Razeroth
Single celled organisms>Your magick
/me stolls out again.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 11, 2006, 01:28:38 PM
lol, nice daydream, but that doesn't work

*what actually haoppens is that Raitaro as a single celled organism bumps into an invisible shield halfway to Razeroth's cabin.  A jinnie comes out and says discreetly, "Master is not home.  Please leave a message and he'll get back to you when he can."

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on October 11, 2006, 01:58:55 PM
/me comes back to his body after visiting the dream Rzaeroth had in his pWn induced Coma.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 11, 2006, 04:50:22 PM
*reaches godhood after death and reforms as a semi-solid Arinil*
*points at Razeroth's mansion and it crumbles*
That was a disturbance to the balance of the surrounding area  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on October 11, 2006, 05:55:22 PM
* bows down to Arinil and elects Arinil as the new diety.
* Secretly plots and raises power to become the anti-Arinil
*laughes silently to self but puts up sheild of extreme power (thanks to Baphomet  :biggrin: )
*shifty eyes
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Murray on October 12, 2006, 03:42:35 AM
*Uses his psionic powers to make tentacle furry porn constantly play in everybody else's heads*

 :D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 12, 2006, 05:18:11 PM
*gives Camer222 a cookie for bowing down, but puts poison in it because he read Camer's mind and saw his plans*
*Gets to work getting rid of the horrendous images put in his head by Murray*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 12, 2006, 11:46:23 PM
*Razeroth, tired of the constant annoyances on HIS island, transforms from Razeroth the White to Godship, and destroys the island.  All on it are sucked to the bottom of the ocean and eaten by the Kracken.  Once iside, they are transported to the ends of the Earth to complete 10 trials before they are allowed to continue their lives.  If they try to come back to the island, they will be automatically killed and will be locked in an astral cell for al eternity.

*Razeroth goes over to Camer especially.  He then kills him in the most brutal way possible and feeds him to a cerebus after tranfering his soul back to the remains of the body.  Razeroth, still with the enchanted ring, staff, and robe, constructs another abode.  This time, he makes an elaborate palace hidden in a deep forest on the newly ressurected island.  The jinnies are then captured again and made into servants and cooks.  Others are put into sacks in the kitchen that will give any food possible at request of the user.  Still others are put into sacks that give gold, silver, or any precious metals or stones based on request.  There is also a mighty engineer and blacksmith jinnie placed in a sack to construct anthing at request. The palace has 50 bathrooms, 50 bedrooms, 1 master bedroom, a master dining room, a master living room, a treasury room for more treasures in the world than any kings have ever had, a dungeon infinitely large to hold as many prisoners as needed, another library with all recorded information in the universe, a master lab, 50 more living rooms, all with the latest in technological comfort, 50 gyms with jinnie trainers for physical exercise, a math room for mental exercise, a puzzle room for indulgence, an arcade room for more indulgence, an artifact room, a master map room, a master and detailed timeline mural room, with the mural being an enormous wallpaper spanning 10 acres, a jewel room, a remote viewing room for menal travel, a meditation room, a holgram map of the universe room with an outline and details on all planets, stars, and cosmic phemonon, plus a super computer to calculate any and all what-if questions that Razeroth may have (purely for entertainment).  The outside of the palace is outfitted with 1001 sigils for ultamite protection, even against one or more god(s)/goddess(es).  Auxilirary spells are made for extra protection, while a gate comes encircles the entire property, which spans a good 1000 acres of land.  An army of battle trained jinnies are made in the case of an attack.  A shield encompasses the strcture in entirety.  No organisms, no matter what plane they are in or what size they are, may cross this field if they have malicious plans.  After all this, Razeroth places a viewing stone in one of the sky chamber, so that he may see whatever he wants at will.  Then he constructs another sky chamber so he can see the sunset of any planet he chooses without being there...  Once this is completed, Razeroth places another 100 acres of coutyard and backyard to his palace, with the most beautiful statues, murals, artifacts, and fountains of all time, plus an everlasting garden.  Razeroth looks at his new domain and marks it by a statue of himself 10 times his real size and places welcome dogs around it.  Using upgraded safety sigils, he becomes absolutely invincible, but out of fairness for inferior life decides not to make anymore offensive actions in the Free For All unless he has a good reason to because only an advanced god could beat him...and only outside of his invincible palace, which he will never again leave, for it has all the neccesities and luxuries of life. Then he takes Arinil, now a God, and makes him his apprentice, with his own sleeping quarters in the palace and areas for life.  Razeroth and Arinil then play chess with the world in the master chess room...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on October 13, 2006, 04:57:43 AM
/me sneaks into Razeroths bedroom at  night (pretending to be one of his servants coz thats what Ninjas do) an d sticks a Kunai in the back of his throat.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 13, 2006, 03:36:48 PM
*Razeroth calmly pulls the kunai out of his throat and thwarts Raitaro's plans to kill him.  He then throws him out of the palace tower and Raitaro dies.  Razeroth places a magical tag on every one of his servants and places them under his complete command so that they may not approach him without his consent...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 13, 2006, 05:04:03 PM
*moves a cosmic chess piece and offers it for Razeroth's view*
This action would make an interesting situation....
*glances at Raitaro*
Silly ninja...tricks are for kids =/
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: `Nazukarr on October 13, 2006, 05:46:48 PM
Hahahaha, that's very clever Arinil. ^_^
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 13, 2006, 08:59:58 PM
*moves a pawn  2 steaps forward to make a pawn duo
*somewhere in the world a baby is born...
*somewhere in the world an old man dies

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on October 14, 2006, 12:07:12 PM
*takes a rook from Razeroth using his queen "Check"
*house crumbles in the background leaving Razeroth vulnerable.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 14, 2006, 03:17:57 PM
Watching the chess game from Dimension X, gathering power, i wonder to myself if i turned off my tv before i left the house
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on October 14, 2006, 03:51:49 PM
camer reincarnates into a clone that he secretly set up and starts a jinnie union. Now razeroth must pay all of his workers and give them holidays and weekdays off.  :HA!:

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 14, 2006, 06:20:28 PM
*crushes a knight with a pawn and a small country crumbles*
Not much prayer there as of late...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 06:24:28 PM
LMFAO Arinil...
*Razeroth banishes Raitaro to his dungeon on the grounds that he tried to play the cosmic chess game of LIFE!
*Razeroth moves his queen 4 spaces diagonal and a revelation is given to a prophet to build a shrine in Razeroth's honor
*Razeroth revives his palace with a secret pebble that revives it automatically if it has been destroyed
*Jinnies from the palace watch Raitaro constantly and are trained to not listento anything the prisoner says...in other words...Raitaro is trapped there forsome time...

Your move Arinil...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 14, 2006, 06:27:42 PM
Hmm...
*takes a pawn, writes Raitaro on it, and places it off the side of the board in a small cardboard box*
Recent problems with bothersome ninja...
*passes his hand over a spot two spaces above that and a new pawn materializes*
This man has been praying well, he can have a bit of an advancement.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 07:10:22 PM
*Razeroth takes a pawn and moves it to the ned of the board, where it turns into Raitaro...annoying...
*Razeroth kills that piece respawn on a new turn and says to the piece, "HAHA NOOB"
*Razeroth destroys a queen with a rook and a country that has been trying to destroy his empire is annihilated
They haven't been very orthodox as of late...
*A new country flourishes after Razeroth gives a divine revelation to another Prophet to build a nation on Razeroth's divine foundation, as long as he keeps sacred Razeroth's divine Word, Gospel, and Temples...

-Razeroth

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 14, 2006, 08:08:38 PM
as im watching the chess game, i search through the Dimension X pathways, trying to find certain traces of energy as i gather more power......
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 08:14:04 PM
Yeah, it's time to crush you.

*Razeroth, seeing a large anomaly of energy in the ether, traps it, and finds ShadowStriker inside weeping for his life...
*Razeroth absorbs all the energy he had accumulated and uses it destroy all of the sub-quarks out of ShadowStriker's body, mind, and soul, instantly annihilating his existance...
Back to the chess game...
*Razeroth puts Arinil's King in check with his bishop
*The United States has another revolution with Britain...

Your move...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 14, 2006, 09:06:19 PM
one of my 13 clones, activating as one of the clones was destroyed by Razeroth, enters the time stream, finding a bit of energy of the 1st clone destoryed before its evaporated, absorbs and makes a copy of the power that it had, flows back to the present, continuing the search for the energy source that was pinging earlier, making sure to lock Dimension X this time so this clone doesnt get destoryed, fearing what would happen should the original be awakened....


as this clone locks the dimension, sends an agent to watch the board......
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 11:40:58 PM
*Razeroth and Arinil together convert this agent to their side using their vast powers of godly persuasion.
*The agent is trained and well on his way to attaining godhood once Razeroth and Arinil are done with him, while he stays in the invincible haven of the palace.
*Razeroth acknowledges what the agent tells him;everything about ShadowStriker planning to absorb enough power to also attain godhood, and sends an army of jinnie to the gates of the Dimension X.  ShadowStriker, having accumulated enough energy to attain godhood, makes the transformation and creates a clone army.
*The clone army and the jinnie army position themselves across the gates of Dimension X and the cosmic war begins
*Razeroth, having made a draw with Arinil months ago in the original game, now plays the cosmic chess game against ShadowStriker while Arinil is the commander of the jinnie army.
*The agent, now a god, goes out and contends with the demi-god clone Shadow created for himself
*The combination of moves by Razeroth are to transport his palace and the island with it into the sky while the armies battle on the continent below, and make the palace utterly indestructable.  No life form, astral, mental, or physical, may come into the sphere of protective energy surrounding the palace unless it has pure intentions for Razeroth and is personally cleared for entrance by him.  Next, anti-enemy turrets of pure energy are hidden all throughout the forests of the island.  The palace itself is impossible to find by mortals, and immortal creatures may only find it if they have stepped into the island encompasing shield, which surrounds the entire island and up to 1000 feet around it.  The floating island itself is hidden in yet another maze of clouds, and sigils and spells of protection are reinforced and upgraded so that no being not cleared by Razeroth can possibly exist anywhere near the palace.  A jinnie guards the door day and night and finally Razeroth becomes tired of Raitaro's constant wailing so he hurls him down to Shadow's domain of invincibiity, Dimension X, where Shadow and his servants throw him back and forth between Razeroth and Dimension X because no one wants him as a prisoner...finally Shadow hurls him to the ends of the Earth with everyone else who is still struggling to complete their first task.
*Razeroth, remembering an old alliance he made with Qrisis, summons him to the palace where he is trained and finally helps the battle against Shadow...

-Razeroth

Your move Shadow...

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 15, 2006, 09:23:26 AM
*sits back and watches the jinnies fight, wanting to have as much fun as he can before he simply stands up and flattens the opposing army*
Really odd how Jamaica won that revolution between America and England that you made a while back isn't it Razeroth?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 15, 2006, 12:55:37 PM
The clone thats fighting the agent absorbs him, attaining the knowledge and power that it was endowed with, and decides to fly to the earth to tell the people what's taking place, meanwhile the clone army absorbs the jinnies and fuse together into 1 ShadowStriker clone, and stands guard and locks Dimension X. The 3rd clone moves a pawn forward in front of a horse, causing the eastern continents of the earth to connect, and moves a pawn towards the end of the board, 2 spaces away in an empty spot. A 4th clone activates, knowing that there's only 9 original clones left, it flies towards each of the heavens and hells warning them what will happen should the original be awakened.

Moves the pawn to the end of the board, brings back the queen.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 15, 2006, 05:08:02 PM
*eats ShadowStriker*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 15, 2006, 05:52:38 PM
the ShadowStriker clone bursting out of Arinils stomach, throws him across the world and continues with its mission to fly towards the earth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on October 15, 2006, 06:03:02 PM
*Dramatic opera music plays as Razeroth Himself goes after the clone, placing Arinil in charge of yet another jinnie army, this time one that cannot be absorbed by anything.  Luckily, the agent wasn't a full god, only a demigod, so Razeroth is able to fly after it and destroy it.  Arinil meanwhile flattens army after army, but ShadowStriker keeps pressing his homemade respawn button.  (Yes, Arinil, that revolution was hilarious.)

Razeroth catches up to the clone and destroys it, completely decimating it's existence.

Razeroth then flys towards ShadowStriker, but Shadow has an army of clones to hide in.  Using etheric vision, Razeroth finds the real one, and destroys the rest while Arinil takes care of any that respawn.

Arinil finally finds the respawn button and blows it up, so it is him and Razeroth versus Shadow.

Knowing he can't win against an even match with Razeroth, much les both of them, he summons another god to help him, and the 4 gods are locked in combat for a millenia.

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on October 15, 2006, 08:42:06 PM
7 more clones have been activated, 5 sent after the ones that are fighting, 1 sent to earth to tell its people, 1 sent to activate the true ShadowStriker, knowing that the cosmos will end but no other choice is available. the 5 arrive to see who and what is fighting, they absorb the gods that were summoned and fuse with the other clone, absorbs Arinil and fights Razeroth. Meanwhile the clone sent to warn the gods chases after to fuse with the one fighting Razeroth. The clone sent to earth tells the people of what is taking place, telling them to unite as one and end the fight before everything is destroyed. The clone army fighting the jinnies, knowing that they can't absorb them, now have to use a technique that will damage the universe greatly, but is neccessary, the Sun's Cry. Dimension X opens up a blacking hole, summoning up a sun from a galaxy somewhere, forces it in and destroys the jinnie army as well as most of the ShadowStriker clones. The universe slowly starts to fall apart.

......Sensing what has happened, The Judge has awakened.....

Meanwhile the clone sent to destroy the time seal that holds the true ShadowStriker hesitates, knowing that the end of everything can and will happen if he's awakened, so he sits, waits, deciding whether or not to break the seal.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 19, 2006, 05:23:36 PM
This is starting to be like the bad later sagas of Dragonball Z =/
(DUDE! I got more powerful!.....DUUUDE! I did it again!)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on October 20, 2006, 03:26:32 PM
I come in,  kill everyone. And dance in the rain of blood. *yum*  >:D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: cosmic_apprentice on October 20, 2006, 09:51:13 PM
Seals lordofdarknessflame within a rift in time-space causing him to...
"Do the time warp again..."
  :eek: Oh my!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Philosopher on October 21, 2006, 06:18:12 PM
*uses philosophy to prove that cosmic_apprentice doesn't exist*

*cosmic_apprentice disappears in a poof of logic*

*Philosopher gets sued to death for unashamed plagiarism from Douglas Adams*

oh well...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on October 22, 2006, 01:07:29 PM
* activates the tarot card "the last judgment" which is older than anyone here and is more powerful that all of anyone

*The Last judgment (who is more powerful than any god/demigod) unleashes its wrath against all who have caused bloodshed and the worthy {you know who you are} are left to create a new universe

*Camer laughs to himself and says  :HA!:

*the goddess is pleased
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Elyonparalcis on October 25, 2006, 11:35:22 PM
Elyon then summons the great goddess Iris to help him find Qrisis and then he gathers the dead to offer to Hades. Hmmm... I think the gods will be pleased with this offering. He turns to find that the others are looking at him with a strange look on their faces. What?! Grabs a jug and a lighter and sets the liquid inside of it aflame. Whahaha... I'm a stupid pryo... Ok maybe I'm just tired.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on October 26, 2006, 06:29:13 PM
*gives up on this topic for the mindless pit of uncomprehensible stupidity it has (un?)willingly barrelled into*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Athiril on October 27, 2006, 08:05:04 AM
* activates the tarot card "the last judgment" which is older than anyone here and is more powerful that all of anyone

*The Last judgment (who is more powerful than any god/demigod) unleashes its wrath against all who have caused bloodshed and the worthy {you know who you are} are left to create a new universe

*Camer laughs to himself and says  :HA!:

*the goddess is pleased

*punches Camer right in the gooch like the fist of an angry god*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on October 27, 2006, 01:56:16 PM
 :cow: owww
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Razeroth on November 03, 2006, 07:12:52 PM
Using his unbelievable ability of the Dragon Ball Z principle (The first person who was all-powerful will always go into a cycle of "MORE POWERFUL!!!", example: SUPERSAIYAN 1...5 seconds later...SUPERSAIYAN 2!!!...5 seconds later...SUPERSAIYAN...3 BITCHES!!!) Razeroth once again combines all of the powerful people under his empire, and regains his position as All-Powerful Emperor of the Free for All who Has Declared Himself UNTOUCHABLE.  Now NO Veritasian may write ANYTHING offensive against Razeroth--------->the most cheating free for all god-move of all time except...I won't do anything but sit in my invisible mysterious Empire palace playing chess with Arinil and being served by millions of TOTALLY Loyal jinnies (for all of you who think my jinnies will switch sides...they won't).  Razeroth The White Hereby Continues This Thread.

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on November 04, 2006, 06:53:51 AM
Quote
Using his unbelievable ability of the Dragon Ball Z principle (The first person who was all-powerful will always go into a cycle of "MORE POWERFUL!!!", example: SUPERSAIYAN 1...5 seconds later...SUPERSAIYAN 2!!!...5 seconds later...SUPERSAIYAN...3 BITCHES!!!)

Didn't I say a somewhat shorter version of that earlier?   :confused:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on November 28, 2006, 05:07:50 AM
I'm back bitches!
*Uses his immense powers of AnTi-LOgic Smiffy simmulates the Effects of a modsnap*
SNAP!!!
*Razeroth is blasted to pieces*
*The pieces are strewn about the battlefield like constrictive many ungarments in the darkness*
*While everyone else is stunned by that use of imagery Smiffy summons and Army of Demon Sofas to collect the pieces*
*the sofas dump the pieces into a meat grinder*
*Smiffy cooks Raz and turns him into a tasty pie, which is then thrown at Atharil's face*

I am the master of Free For All  :cow:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Philosopher on November 28, 2006, 06:21:10 AM
Dam pie wasting, don't you realise there are many hung over philosophy students out there desperately in need of pie-based sustenance, well perhaps not many, but theres me at lest.

*uses telepathy to show Smiffy first hand the horror of his hangover and there is much head explodage*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on November 28, 2006, 09:01:56 AM
Qrisis becomes found by Elyon  and he is Laughing...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on November 28, 2006, 12:44:36 PM
yay :cow: 's! go veg
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on November 28, 2006, 05:28:34 PM
Can't you let a dead topic rest in peace?  :teethy:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on November 30, 2006, 01:01:52 PM
nope :wink:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on November 30, 2006, 01:12:21 PM
Can't you let a dead topic rest in peace?  :teethy:

Why would we want to do that?

*Gives Arinil the Look*

*Arinil drops dead.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Arinil on November 30, 2006, 05:43:53 PM
Quote
*Arinil drops dead.*

Well if you intend to play like that...

*Qrisis suddenly strips down to a speedo and a ballerina tutu, bursts into a one man tango, then spontaneously combusts*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on November 30, 2006, 06:06:02 PM
Can't you let a dead topic rest in peace?  :teethy:
The Free For All is never a dead topic, duh.


*Tsumaru busts out a lawnchair and watches the show....no popcorn though, his microwave is broken =(*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 01, 2006, 02:31:06 AM
*Trads tsu some popcorn for Ninja-Throwing-Cookies*
*Impales philosopher on a fence and uses him for target practice*
*turns into a sofa and fires explosive cushions at the others*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on December 01, 2006, 04:34:00 AM
Quote
*Arinil drops dead.*

Well if you intend to play like that...

*Qrisis suddenly strips down to a speedo and a ballerina tutu, bursts into a one man tango, then spontaneously combusts*

"But what did you do to make me do it,eh? and you forgot to include that I gave IT the Look." Qrisis says as his body reforms.
He then proceeds to do it again just for shits and giggles.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on December 01, 2006, 08:00:25 AM
Anyone else remember the Free For All tournament?   :cool:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cthulu I on December 01, 2006, 03:10:31 PM
I think it would be to the pleasure of everyone here to know that the Welcome Dog cult is officially annihilated.  I made short work of it, Badgers, and Razeroth in the Missing Razeroth thread.  He has even deleted his crap about how he "held up the bolly body of Smiffy"...what a pathetic failure of a pseudo-emperor.

Badgers, if you have any dignity then you will not creep forth from whatever dark hole you are conspiring in now...know that any plan you may have to ressurect the empire will fail utterly.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on December 01, 2006, 11:25:19 PM
Someone's a fucking drama queen.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cthulu I on December 02, 2006, 07:58:05 AM
Just look at your signature, Natus.  You know you hate welcome dogs...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on December 02, 2006, 08:20:08 AM
Someones jumping on the bandwagon.
 Cthulhu were you here when the Cows were the only animated animals handed out?

*attempts to hand out cows*
*feels the wrath of forbidden magic T_T*
 :cow:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cthulu I on December 02, 2006, 09:10:37 AM
Yes, I was here, but this is the first time I have ever been a registered member.  It's nice to be on a good occult forum; all the other ones I've ever been on aren't as good.  cough* psipog cough*

The closest site that comes to this one is psipalatium, as it is better in some ways but worse in others.  Unlike other sites, it does hold classes, something most sites refuse to do.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 04, 2006, 04:40:28 AM
*attempts to hand out cows*
*feels the wrath of forbidden magic T_T*
 :cow:

The sky turns dark and luminous green in color
choas and destruction rain from the skies

and at last, when all hope of has fled the poor soul
the great Sofa King decends, leading his cows

and thus he turns his gaze to upon Raitaro
and smites him with a fish...of DoOm +1
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on December 04, 2006, 05:21:08 AM
Admin snap. :teethy:

Just because I can. :HA!:

~Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on December 04, 2006, 04:35:28 PM
I remember when Crowley first joined Veritas and every moron flipped out, "ZOMG R U TEH REEL CROWLY!?  RLY?"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Philosopher on December 04, 2006, 05:41:49 PM
Are you trying to imply that he isn't?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 05, 2006, 02:55:58 AM
You know, i think that admin snap hurts even more because its from crowly. I remember when he was just a newb.

*summons past version of crowley before he ahs admin powers*
*stabs past-crowley in the face with a lemming*
 :HA!:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on December 07, 2006, 11:11:28 AM
* comes back from a alternate demension and give everyone bleaer which gives  my cows a + 1000000000000000000 attack power and takes out the fake cow heathens* >.>
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Omega on December 07, 2006, 01:19:10 PM
* comes back from a alternate demension and give everyone bleaer which gives  my cows a + 1000000000000000000 attack power and takes out the fake cow heathens* >.>

*Drinks sleeping potion
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tsumaru on December 07, 2006, 03:44:01 PM
How did Crowley ever get power anyway? I seem to recall one day he was here as a normal member, and then all of a sudden he was an admin who rarely contributes anything on-topic but consistently utilizes his powers just for the hell of it.


No criticism there, of course.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Vecna on December 08, 2006, 02:07:56 AM
How did Crowley ever get power anyway? I seem to recall one day he was here as a normal member, and then all of a sudden he was an admin who rarely contributes anything on-topic but consistently utilizes his powers just for the hell of it.

No criticism there, of course.

None taken, my dear...

*calls up his hit squad*

~Crowley
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on December 08, 2006, 03:20:20 AM
I think because he understand something that he is spous to and he actually studies... And he likes to keep people in line... pretty much... Oh and hes fun to talk to when but not in v chat.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on December 08, 2006, 04:37:58 AM
*Shaves crowley's beard off*
Mwa ha ha ha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 22, 2007, 03:27:37 AM
*performs the forbidden art of forum necromancy, yet again*
*revives this thread from the depths of the cafeteria to once again wreak havoc on the minds of the sane*
MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on January 22, 2007, 10:18:01 AM
oh noes?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on January 23, 2007, 08:32:27 AM
*Sends Smiffy to a SPELLING BEE OF DOOM!1 ~*
*Casts Flacon Snidromme on Smiffy*


~Rules in SPELLING BEE OF DOOM!1 dictate that any wrong answers to questions result in beheading.




Muahahaha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 25, 2007, 05:51:42 AM
*secretly smuggles a dictionary into the spelling bee*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Natus Denuo on January 25, 2007, 12:55:22 PM
*nazi spelling bee officials confiscate it and has him spell antidisestablishmentarianism on the spot*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on January 29, 2007, 04:39:24 AM
*looks at the judges carefully, getting ready to defeat them monty-Python style
NI!!

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on January 31, 2007, 07:41:06 AM
/me clutches his ears as the world melts around him...

/me hitches a ride back to existance on the back of the spirit-cow.


 :cow:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on January 31, 2007, 07:37:54 PM
smiffy as a bee I say.......


IT
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Smiffy on February 02, 2007, 04:21:04 AM
nooooo, my weakness.
Curse you!!
*flees for the hills*
*runs up the hill and over a cliff accidently*
Curse you gravity!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on February 02, 2007, 08:04:04 AM
gravity exsists.... O.O No my tooth pick satue of lenord nemo T_T *cries out in horrer as it colaspese*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lordofdarknessflame on May 07, 2007, 05:49:53 AM
Walks in, and stands around. Stares into space. Gets bored and plays pong.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 07, 2007, 08:35:31 AM
SethLaRoth walks into Thread, sees lordofdarknessflame staring into space while playing pong. Gets bored of watching, and joins in.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Zohar on May 08, 2007, 08:24:45 PM
*Sees SethLaRoth and lordofdarknessflame playing pong, then takes a heaping pile of steaming dog sh** and smears it ever so slowly down the screen and squeals in delight as they begin to cry because they can no longer play their beloved pong.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 10, 2007, 02:31:37 AM
SethLaRoth turns toward Zohar. With a grin SethLaRoth summons Qrisis, Qrisis immediately jumps on Zohar and viciously bites into Zohar's neck, ripping out the juggular and chewing as his face is sprayed with blood.  Zohar goes down clutching at the torn throat and SethLaRoth gets down on all fours and right up into Zohar's face, and yells...GOTCHA BITCH!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on June 05, 2007, 02:18:28 PM
Summons llama and penguins armed with sporks to defeat all! Mwhahahahahhahaha :teethy:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Windsmover001 on June 05, 2007, 05:21:54 PM
...teleports in and, laughs, says, "well off on the next adventure"...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Kite on June 12, 2007, 10:28:50 AM
/me takes out a sword and disembowels the llama and then takes out a couch and falls asleep.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Camer222 on June 12, 2007, 03:00:18 PM
Penguins retaliate on those who killed there master. Moowhowahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahhaa *cough cough* hahahahahhahahahahahha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on June 22, 2007, 04:03:27 AM
Supadude then sets off a 100megaton nuclear warhead and everyone dies
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on June 25, 2007, 12:06:42 PM
then starts to throw salt shakers at all of the dead bodies
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lidwen on June 25, 2007, 01:01:50 PM
*lidwen teleports from an alternate timeline and hits the Earth's reset button (located somewhere in alaska) to undo the damage done by the nuclear blast and anything else supadude did.  Then he builds himself a colossal fortress out of lego blocks before anyone else can harm him.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on June 25, 2007, 03:08:15 PM
* i then use my psionic superpowers to animate a salt shaker army of death*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on June 26, 2007, 09:22:23 AM
* i then use my psionic superpowers to animate a salt shaker army of death*

NOT FUNNY

(http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Kichara on June 26, 2007, 09:55:16 AM
*Kichara recruits an army of snails with pales to combat the saltshakers
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on June 26, 2007, 03:09:49 PM
*does the braveheart warcry and goes into battle with the snails*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Big Boss on February 07, 2008, 09:27:08 PM
/me loads up the shotgun.

Who wants some? Yeah, I'm bringing a 5 year old topic back to life. Yeah, it hasn't been posted in since June of 2007. I don't care! WHO WANTS SOME!?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on February 07, 2008, 09:47:24 PM
*jumps into the fray and aims this at Martial Thoughs*


(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/samus/samus_070718b-l.jpg)

but now i need 3 more D size batteries :(
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on February 19, 2008, 10:59:25 AM
*lights a fart that melts the shotgun*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Right Now on February 19, 2008, 11:16:27 AM
*walks in and smells fart and dies but suddenly comes back to life as the red eyed zombie  :teethy: with an army of suicide bombers*
 
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on February 19, 2008, 05:10:42 PM
.......screw this I'm a thinker not a fighter........................shut up I am!

*Turns around and runs like hell
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on February 19, 2008, 10:24:47 PM
*does the SUPER DUPER KAMEHAME-LEET |\|00BZORZ MEGA-SPIRIT BEAM to anillate the suicide bombers*

*turns off the god-mode cheat*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on February 20, 2008, 12:28:51 PM
Is it safe to come out?
*Hiding under a rock*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ShadowStriker on February 20, 2008, 08:30:18 PM
*sneaks up behind the rock, farts inside the hiding spot and holds the rock down and laughs at Tankdown"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on February 20, 2008, 10:44:46 PM
I have come to suffer a fate worst then death...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: mesmer_14 on April 13, 2009, 02:23:25 PM
*comes out of his hole in the ground... and looks around....* Wow looks like everyone's dead...

I WIN :elephant:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 13, 2009, 02:41:45 PM
No you haven't, I'm still stuck under the rock!

Been living off fungus all this time.....its not that bad.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 13, 2009, 03:32:18 PM
*Uses lighter fluid + fart + lighter to ignite mesmer*

*Shoots Tank straight in the face with poisonous darts*

Now everyone's dead...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Raitaro on April 13, 2009, 04:37:57 PM
*Unleashes a toilet-humour-dampening field amongst everyone and begins to kill them mundanely*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 13, 2009, 09:32:54 PM
Emails you spam till your computer dies from spamplosion.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 14, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
Calls upon an unholy wave of winged pandas from the depths of the 13th Hell of Trimetes. These unholy pandas pursue  NathanE and begin a grueling and painful boardgame of Risk. The loser eats the Sh*t Demon from the movie, Dogma.



So far, nobody has beaten the Pandas.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 14, 2009, 12:51:11 PM
*Unleashes an army of blue whales in Sethair's direction*

*Feeds the remaining pandas grenades and land mines*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 14, 2009, 06:00:18 PM
*Used the rock as a shield and uses it to crush Aurafire*

*Uses loud annoying music to harm the blue whales into submission.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 15, 2009, 11:38:54 AM
*throws banana peels everywhere*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 15, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
*eats pepper spray and shoots acid spit into Tanks and Sethairs eyes*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 16, 2009, 08:36:03 AM
*fries bacon for bacon explosion to share with all his friends at vsociety*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 16, 2009, 10:57:10 AM
*discovers the stick of dynamite inside his bacon explosion...proceeds to finish eating it*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 16, 2009, 05:14:57 PM
*Goes up to Aurafire and pulls his nose*

*Shows Aurafire whats in his hand*

I got your nose and there is nothing you can do about it!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: lidwen on April 17, 2009, 12:22:22 AM
*Shows up*
Wanna see something cool?
*Pulls a pistol out and places it to his head and pulls trigger*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cheezee on April 17, 2009, 03:39:58 AM
/me shoots lidwen before he can shoot himself, screaming "HA! PWNT!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 17, 2009, 07:34:57 AM
*hands cheezee a machete and offers to mutilate lidwen's body for burgers*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cheezee on April 17, 2009, 07:37:37 AM
/me chuckles at the sight of that puny little knife and get's out his claymore. Fuck yawl.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 17, 2009, 07:43:24 AM
*set us up the bomb*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 17, 2009, 10:32:41 AM
*Is busy slaughtering Persians until he sees the bomb*

*Quickly changes uniforms and transfers the bomb to a more urban location*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iJ5LGYeTj4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo%2Egoogle%2Ecom%2Fvideosearch%3Fq%3Dbatman%2Bbomb%2Brun%26hl%3Den%26emb%3D0%26aq%3D1%26oq%3Dbatman%2Bbomb&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 17, 2009, 11:45:28 AM
*Running around grabbing peoples' noses.*

 :HA!: :HA!: :HA!: :HA!: :HA!: :HA!:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 17, 2009, 12:54:13 PM
*is glad his nose is in no way similar to Michael Jackson and is immune to Tankdown's attack*

*fries more bacon*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 17, 2009, 03:15:33 PM
*sneezes pepper spray onto Tank's face*

*punches Sethair in the back of the knee*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 18, 2009, 07:14:23 AM
*spins while going down in his knee and kicks Aurafire's feet out from under him*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 19, 2009, 01:47:12 AM
*uses snapping turtles to give everyone a "purple nurple"*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cheezee on April 19, 2009, 02:05:10 AM
/me moans, then kamehamehas the turtles and bitchslaps Aurafire
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Archeron on April 19, 2009, 12:18:50 PM
Archeron wanders in and looks around, wondering what he's been missing.

then proceeds to unleash the Mini Moose Assassins upon Tankdown, and runs away laughing.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 19, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
*Screams and runs behind Sethair to use as a human sheild*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 19, 2009, 08:45:20 PM
Old schoolen time :D

*uses an army of nude pink elephants to burn your eyes out of your sockets*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 20, 2009, 07:19:12 AM
*takes serum to make immune to animal attacks*

*grabs a skunk, pulls an Ace Ventura* Say 'ello to my L'ttle Friend! *sprays everyone*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 20, 2009, 07:40:42 AM
*murders a random guy with a trident*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 20, 2009, 10:19:03 AM
*Drops the body he was holding onto for the mighty spearing of the trident into it.*

Looks over at Aurafire and says, "Shall we do another?"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 20, 2009, 10:19:39 AM
*dances a jig on the dead body*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 20, 2009, 10:25:45 AM
*force feeds Tankdown 2.2 lbs (1 kilogram) of a combination of asparagus, brussel sprouts, and wasabi*

*holds a Dr. Mario tournament and destroys everyone*

*starts a forest fire*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 20, 2009, 12:53:55 PM
*vomits on everyone*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 20, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
*invites the gamers from CSS into the forums *
WTF!!
NOOB!!
HAX!!!
WALL HAXZER!!
STFU!!
NOOOB!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Violet on April 20, 2009, 10:02:09 PM
"Oh noes, it seems I accidentally jumped into the wrong war, ah, anyway.."
*Picks up a herring and starts slapping those CSS-ers*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cheezee on April 21, 2009, 05:57:01 AM
/me shows all of you 1guy1cup AND 2guys1horse at the same time.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 21, 2009, 12:09:10 PM
*participates in the reenactment of both showings*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cheezee on April 21, 2009, 12:31:50 PM
...ew
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 22, 2009, 04:40:39 AM
*throws ewe at Aurafire.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 22, 2009, 08:28:50 AM
*tapes down aurafire with tons of duct tape.*

Thats just wrong...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Archeron on April 22, 2009, 09:48:18 AM
*laughs insanely whilst hitting Sethair with a moose leg*


this is kinda odd...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 22, 2009, 10:40:06 AM
*Watches as Aurafire gets it on with the ewe, who then states, "I wish this was a goat instead." with a smile.

*I look at Aurafire hearing the sentence uttered from his lips and I respond, "Negative Goat Rider, the pasture is full." Then I look over at Archeron and Sethair.  "You could always settle for one of them though."  I then proceed to walk over behind Archeron and take the Moose leg and give him a good thwacking with it.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 22, 2009, 11:14:29 AM
*Runs around in confusion than throws and hits SethLaRoth in the back of the head with a angry cat*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 22, 2009, 11:23:14 AM
*Upon tossing the angry cat at the back of SethLaRoth's head Tankdown does not notice that as it enters his personal bubble it is immediately calmed and lands perfectly on SethLaRoth's shoulder, an in Tankdown's delusion only believes that it did as he wanted.  SethLaRoth DeShawl then spins around, invokes the Wrath of Qrisis, pulls a sword from the air and decapitates Tankdown in a single fell swoop of the blade.  Seeing that his work is done SethLaRoth moves toward the rest of the pandemonium. *
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Archeron on April 22, 2009, 11:37:54 AM
*reaches Tankdown and reattaches his head*

no need to thank me, just make him pay for taking my moose leg!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 22, 2009, 12:09:24 PM
*As SethLaRoth DeShawl is heading towards the confusion he hears some words from behind him, turning he sees Archeron in conversation with Tankdown.  SethLaRoth shakes his head, stops, and decides to move towards them instead of where he was previously going while taking a bite out of the raw moose leg.  Archeron and Tankdown see SethLaroth coming towards them.  Tankdown gets a great idea and says to Archeron, "We may have to double team him."  Archeron realizing the circumstances nods his head in agreement.  Before the two partners can move to take action however, SethLaRoth stops, kneels and the cat that was sitting on his shoulder hops to the ground and sits in place.  He moves backwards away from the cat, muttering apparently to himself and the cat begins to grow larger.  The two who decided to join each other stare in horror as the now Giant Dire Cat the size of a small house barrels towards them with a monstrous roar.  Tankdown manages to dodge just in time to feel the breeze of the massive creatures speed, however, Archeron was not so lucky.  As the Giant Dire Cat turns toward Tankdown it bites down cutting Archerons body in half with it's massive canines, and swallows the two chunks whole.  The great beast then rips toward Tankdown and pins him on the ground and with it's other paw and its teeth slowly renders Tankdown apart bit by bit,  gobbling him down till all that remains is a puddle.  SethLaroth seeing the work as done turns and faces the spot from which he halted movement towards and proceeds on the course from whence he was rerouted.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Archeron on April 22, 2009, 12:39:18 PM
*Archeron stares from the eyes of the Giant Dire Cat, and watches Seth walk away. he then turns to the feline's central nervous system, and begins infecting it, taking over. Once he takes control, he begins to run towards Seth, making his new body purr as he approaches his target. The rumbling sound draws Seth's attention to the cat and, after dismissing it as a threat, he continues towards his destination. As soon as his prey turns, Archeron leaps upon Seth, using his new claws to disenbowel the foolish man. As SethLaRoth stares down at his own intestines, Archeron tears his head from his shoulders and throws it towards the combatants, drawing stares of horror his direction. With a blood curdling roar, Archeron leaps towards his next victim.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 22, 2009, 02:11:20 PM
*sips tea, watching in amusement*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 22, 2009, 04:07:54 PM
You little cheater Seth I wouldn't have said or done any of that :rolleyes:

*Reforms like one of them nanobot robots from terminator. Turns to Archeron and takes out his claymore and screams out*

You may take my flesh, break my bones, and my genitals but you will never take my FREEDOM!!

*Tankdown leaps into the air toward Archeron. In slow motion Tankdown swings his sword as Archeron swung his deadly claws. As Tank falls to the ground he looks at Seth and Sethair while Archeron falls to the ground.....and explodes with candy flying out of his carcass.*

....THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 23, 2009, 03:51:11 AM
The newly reformed Tankdown hears a voice from immediately behind him., "Perception isn't necessarily reality, glamours do quite nicely."  Before Tankdown has the chance to spin around a katana is thrust through his lower back and out of his chest.  As he falls to the ground he sees a perfectly healthy image of SethLaRoth walk around to where he can be seen by Tankdown.  SethLaRoth kneels on the ground in front of him, and starts chanting.  Ever so slowly Tankdown is entirely and utterly incinerated into nothingness, until it is exactly that which remains, Nothing, not even a remote spec of ash.  SethLaRoth DeShawl looks over at Sethair, "Although I'm sure you found it amusing, how about joining me for fresh cup of earl grey, or perchance, do you prefer a more herbalistic sweet tea?"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 23, 2009, 07:28:57 AM
I'll join you with Earl Grey. In fact, here, have some *hands Seth a cup o' tea*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 23, 2009, 07:53:36 AM
*"Why thank you kindly." SethLaRoth says as he takes a seat next to Sethair.  After taking a sip he sighs, "Well, what do you say we both humor ourselves watching the witless go at each other?"  SethLaRoth raises a hand up and conjures a platter of biscuits from out of seemingly thin air and says to Sethair, "Care for a biscuit?"*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 23, 2009, 10:11:34 AM
"Don't mind if I do!" *beings eating biscuts.* OH, I do say... We need even more entertainment. *a fancy flick of a hand and two opposing armies of Orcs appear, and charging each other. Anyone caught in the middle gets massacred.* Good thing we are in the distance. Fancy that, Seth?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 23, 2009, 10:53:58 AM
*breaks up the Seth-on-Seth action by beating both of them with the remainder of the moose*

*proceeds to take a nap in the middle of the carnage*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Violet on April 23, 2009, 12:22:36 PM
-Realizes two opposing armies of Orcs appeared out of nowhere, charging each other, though he's in the middle.-

*A few seconds later*
"Hey! Anyone! Has anyone seen some of my body parts!? Anyone!?!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 23, 2009, 01:47:28 PM
I...am.....reality

*A giant face of his appears screaming in the sky*

I am reality!

*Screams more and transforms all of the ground into man eating jello*

RAHHHHHHHHHHAHs I summon the evil forces of desserts! asjhdf;asjh;dfu as;odrpq75432 -234234/2132asdfasdf13213=ME

*His face becomes transparent and disappears*

I can take things to the extreme for no reason also Seth. :P
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 24, 2009, 08:54:25 AM
*Floats above the Man eating jello ground, allowing his Circle of Protection to also encompass Sethair the two simply continue to sip on their tea, while watching Tankdown face appear in the sky and do all the work for them.  SethLaRoth looks over at Sethair, looking amused and says to him, "Care for another biscuit?" in a very nonchalant manner.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 24, 2009, 11:43:09 AM
*Steals the biscuits*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 24, 2009, 04:14:10 PM
*advises the Seth combination to get a room*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 25, 2009, 10:48:56 AM
*kidnaps Aurafire and locks him in a room with Rawiri*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 25, 2009, 11:27:47 AM
*fuses with Rawiri to make a superbeing*

*Rawurafire causes the orcs to explode by concentrating on them*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Violet on April 25, 2009, 11:50:06 AM
Tempestum: "Hey, I just found my body parts, now I have to look for them again!!!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 25, 2009, 02:03:20 PM
No worries, Temp.

*fuses with Tempestum to make Temprawurafire*

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 25, 2009, 02:16:33 PM
*throws a Nintendo Wii in during Rawurafire fusion with Tempestum to create the Wiitemprawurafire*

It has half the graphics but twice the fun! :)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 26, 2009, 12:45:46 PM
*SethLaRoth DeShawl and Sethair fuse to create SethAirRoth LaShawl, SethAirRoth causes all the bits of orcs to create new orcs upon death.  "This should fun!" SethAirRoth exclaims.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 26, 2009, 07:58:53 PM
*Wiitemprawurafire poisons SethAirRoth LaShawl's tea and materializes a field of landmines and beartraps for the orcs*

*Wiitemprawurafire proceeds to eat a desk of cheezits*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 27, 2009, 06:06:50 AM
*SethAirRoth LaShawl Drinks his tea, realizing what has been done to it, smiles, takes another sip and looks at Wiitemprawurafire and says, "Ah, Cobalt Chloride, my favorite, and just enough to kill a half a dozen water buffalo.  Deliciousness my good man, thanks." and then SethAirRoth proceeds to be amused by the orcs exploding, all the while chuckling to himself.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 27, 2009, 06:59:13 AM
*Tankdown chuckles because he toke a piss in the tea*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 27, 2009, 08:26:10 AM
Oh good, I thought it was the poison that was adding that flavor. I ordered the tastless/odorless poison and was beginning to think it was a ripoff.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 27, 2009, 09:33:26 AM
*Upon finishing the his Tea, SethAirRoth LaShawl separates and is returned to being SethLaRoth DeShawl and Sethair... The two glance at each other and both seemingly amused, look at the empty cup of tea...  "Well, I guess that was more potent than I thought...*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 28, 2009, 08:20:10 AM
I feel dirty...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 28, 2009, 01:15:20 PM
*Tankdown appears randomly next to Sethair eating there biscuits.*

Do you feel dirty because of my pee or because you did it with Seth?....In a way he used you...like a tool man...

*Hands Sethair a shotgun and a back of cigarettes*

....He used you......he toke your free will away from you.........take your power back.....remember he used you and threw you away...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on April 28, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
*Wiitemprawurafire chains smokes and hunts ducks with Sethair*

I won't use you. In fact with our powers combine we make Captain Planet. As a team we can take down SethLaRoth DeShawl. Who knows how many people he has fused with, considering his name is longer than mine.

*Wiitemprawurafire fuses with Sethair to make Wiitempsethrawirafire*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 28, 2009, 07:05:23 PM
Does this mean I get to fuse with you SethLaRoth DeShawl?

If we do fuse our name should be Takethlarothdown because anything with "take down" somehow in it has that extreme edge!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Nomad on April 29, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
This must be what is considered coming into a joke at the wrong time
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 30, 2009, 07:18:14 AM
*barfs up Aurafire* No more fusing!


*cocks shot gun and starts blowing people's head's off.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on April 30, 2009, 07:50:40 AM
*SethLaRoth DeShawl watches amused.  He then summons the  :mad: to make Sethair's shotgun blast more effective.  Then he laughs...*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on April 30, 2009, 03:14:35 PM
*Stares at SehtLa*

....is that a yes?

*Tankdown forgot to mention to Sethair that he gave him blanks*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 01, 2009, 06:59:05 AM
*secretly loaded full shells when Tankdown wasn't looking*

*releases the parking break on Tankdown's tank*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on May 01, 2009, 02:31:19 PM
*manages to stop the Tank, in the same way Spiderman stopped that train...accidentally fuses with Tankdown in the process to create Wiitemprawtankurafire*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on May 02, 2009, 02:11:08 PM
*Wiitemprawtankurafire uses his mighty powers to pick his nose at the speed of light then turns and fires piercing shells from his cannon arm at Sethair*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 04, 2009, 10:26:07 AM
*dodges*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on May 04, 2009, 11:14:01 AM
*Inserts a pack of bombs into cannon and rapidly fires in all directions.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 04, 2009, 11:16:43 AM
*floats like a tiger, slap like a chimpanzee*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on May 04, 2009, 11:37:31 AM
*Summons his mightily Wii powers to create a mushroom*

*Eats the Mushroom and grows ten stories high and tries to stomp Sethair*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 04, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
*throws solstice at Tankdown's crotch* *runs away*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on May 04, 2009, 11:53:09 AM
It's Wiitemprawtankurafire!! GET IT RIGHT

*Breaths fire while chasing Sethair*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Violet on May 04, 2009, 12:13:56 PM
*Feels his Ego fades away, but feels great in Samadwii!*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 04, 2009, 12:57:40 PM
*goes invisible because he is tired of the whole fusion thing* Pigs...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on May 04, 2009, 05:38:33 PM
*rick ROlls*
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, I just gotta make you understand...
Never going to give you up...
Never going to let you down...
Never going to run around and hurt you.... Wait I am going to hurt you....

*Drops playboys/playgirls out of a plane thats laced with anthrax*  :elephant:
 
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on May 04, 2009, 08:03:40 PM
*Wiitemprawtankurafire being mixed with tankdown's knack for blowing up for no reason blows up with everyone defused.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on May 04, 2009, 09:02:26 PM
*the defusion process causes Aurafire to go Super Saiyan*

*SS Aurafire works on a spirit bomb during the commotion*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 05, 2009, 12:58:54 PM
*eats spirit bomb*

*burps loud enough to create a crevice larger than the Grand Canyon.... In fact, larger than Aurafire's Mom's ass crack*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on May 08, 2009, 08:25:11 PM
*forgoes the standard and legal quarter turn and executes a 180 degree turn giving Sethair the cruelest purple nurple known to man*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 09, 2009, 07:08:22 AM
*moans*

Bwahahahaha
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dutie on May 19, 2009, 07:22:02 PM
MechaDutie arises from the deep chasm, readying his lasereyecannons in anticipation of his moment of glory.  The flag of the new robot empire flaps in the distance as the giant robotic killing machine scorches the earth with 10,000 degrees of pure awesome.  Kittens and rainbows exude from his steel chassis.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: cowen on May 21, 2009, 11:25:18 AM
Cowen enters the scene, dressed in ceremonial robes of black, tied with a silver cord. His bone white hair flaps in the wind, eyes shifting from the normal hazel to a distinct heterochromatia of crimson and gold. Tracing over the implant within his right hand made from pure crystallized ether energies, he begins.

"Mach modus..." he says, "PSYCHE'S MOLD."

The implant within his hand shapes into a incorporeal yet completely tangible, tapered diamond blade that extends about three feet from the base of his hand, and sends an arm guard up and through his right arm. It appears to be unbreakable, sharper than any tangible sword, and lighter than air.

Gesturing with his left hand, Cowen conjures forth a gaggle of copies, each resembling himself. There could be hundreds, maybe even thousands, of these clones.

"Hear us now, mecha monstrostity," the legion states, in perfect unison, "For each one of us your strike down, ten more will rise up. That is the nature of the virus known as Cowen. You cannot stop legion itself, can you?"

In perfect unison, they prepare their paradoxical arm blades, and let out a bloodcurdling screech. Lunging forward, they amass an assault upon all sides of the giant robot, MechaDutie. The blade cuts through the metallic chassis of the robot, yet it glances right off of it, and still passing through it.

The chassis eventually corrodes from exposure to the blades, turning into a liquid first, then a gas, then nothing. After this occurs, the kittens, seemingly unharmed, are taken from the battle by Cowen, and brought to his paradoxical realm between the midian of the Internet and the sands of Time.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 21, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
*"That was impressive" SethLaRoth DeShawl says to Cowen, while grinning in amusement.  "I think I like you already."*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Dutie on May 21, 2009, 06:01:37 PM
The spirit of Mechadutie lights a cig and turns to cowen, "So, was it good for you too?"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: cowen on May 22, 2009, 10:15:53 AM
The clones of Cowen dissasemble into a thin, fine silver power, that is then swept up by a furious wind. The eyes of the one left shift back from red and yellow into hazel, the implant on his arm reverting to it's original state. When the wind died down to merely just a murmur of decadent sylph, the bearer of the implant spoke.

"The fandom is appreciated, young one. I'm afraid though my time here is up." Cowen states to Seth.

Turning to the spirit of MechaDutie, Cowen nods slightly.

"My apologies for disintegrating you." Cowen said to this apparition, "The nature of my mach modus does this because of the material she is made of. I'm only immune to it because of various... mutations."

Looking to the two now, he smiled brightly, saying it was good to make their acquaintance. A ringing of a tiny bell resounded from behind him, coming from what appeared to be a trans-dimensional tear in the fabric of existance itself. A small gray figure, about an inch tall, was circling around it.

Looking back, Cowen saw his little friend, and proceeded to pull a red and black striped top hat out of nowhere with his implant-fused right hand. Following the donning of this top hat, his ceremonial robes shifted into a black cloth t-shirt with foreign insignia, denim jeans, and a silver-looking light cloth jacket.

With the other hand, he pulled an mp3 player out of nowhere, which proceeded to turn on, blaring, of all things, Caramelldansen, out of nothing. Putting that in the pocket in his jeans, he walked forward to the tear and spoke to the small grey figure.

Walking back to his former adversary and the admirer, Cowen said his farewells.

"Lop thinks it's time for me to go, so I must." Cowen stated.
"You are welcome to visit my plane on more pleasant terms, but please wait a few days before asking to do so." he added, turning around and heading towards the rift.

When Cowen had arrived to the rip in space time, he stepped through, being engulfed in a hot white light. The entity known as Lop flew into the rift as it was shrinking up, and after this, it appeared that nothing was left of the incident, except a vial of sickly yellow fluid. On it was a tag that said, "Blinking Juice - Do not drink! Contains incurable strain of teleportitis."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 22, 2009, 10:23:40 AM
*mumbles under his breath* Show off *grins and pulls a double barreled shotgun from his back holster and giggles maniacally*


*proceeds to hunt ants*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on May 23, 2009, 07:25:03 PM
*Tankdown yells from the background*

"What the f*#$ cowen? There was so much wrong in there I don't know where to start. First off if the sword was made lighter then air then would it not float into the sky? And if its unbreakable then how were you able to morph it again? Wouldn't that make it a unbreakable/expect by morphing sword? And the army you made them disappear! Didn't they have swords that were unbreakable...I mean there is so many loop holes there."

*Tankdown continues ranting while eating a orange*

"I mean come on.....rifts and morphing? There is like no creativity in there. If I was to do any of that you guys would be laughing your a@% at me and say I rob a radio shack in order to play a 3-D movie of lord of the rings with transformers playing at the same time on the side of a mountain. I mean really that was WAY to theatrical and completely unnecessary."

*Tankdown moves onto a apple*

"Also what is this "Time to go" thing? Are you going to a play of the show "Sugar puff mountain?" You MUST to listening to somekind of fruitly music on that mp3 player if you think you can get away with that!"

*Tankdown finishes his food and runs over to the closest radio shack/wal mart/Cost Co/Best Buy and then to his backyard shed and than comes out with a strange looking remote control*

"Now if Cowen thinks he can win by disobeying the laws of physics then two can play at that game!"

*Tankdown grins and pushes a butten on his remote and all that happens is a greenish/blue flash*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on May 24, 2009, 05:17:57 PM


"The fandom is appreciated, young one. I'm afraid though my time here is up." Cowen states to Seth.


*"Young one?" SethLaRoth DeShawl asks.  "I've been around longer than you might be able to possibly conceive of.  I never said I admired you, You simply mistook my amusement as adoration of your tactics.  You have now killed the amusement."  SethLaRoth DeShawl then mutters under his breath something about the arrogance and petulance of certain lifeforms.  Turning about a hole appears in the air.  SethLaRoth DeShawl turns and looks toward Cowen and says, "The air of this place grows tiresome, it is time I made my exit."  SethLaRoth turns back towards the hole in the air and steps through it, and the hole closes behind him as he makes his way out of this threads existence.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on May 24, 2009, 05:40:56 PM
*While Tankdown aims the remote at Sethair he turns his head to yell "You suck donkey balls" before the hole closes on SethLawRoth DeShawl. After which a laser fires from the remote toward Sethair*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 26, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
*falls over at just the opportunistic time and the laser misses.*

*sleeps and snores*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on May 26, 2009, 09:12:23 PM
*turns Sethair into a SIMS character*

*leaves the computer running for 30 days*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 27, 2009, 07:21:46 AM
*causes computer to explode from awesomeness* *returns to normal*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: cowen on May 28, 2009, 11:35:14 AM
((LOL I certainly pissed some people off. I strangely don't remember posting here. Alright, no more forced RP, and I'll rejoin for a fair fight.))
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on May 28, 2009, 02:20:13 PM
*rents SethLaRoth's Steamroller and turns cowen into a pancake*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: cowen on May 28, 2009, 02:43:15 PM
((Dude, the double brackets signifies out of character conversation. If I was acting in character, that may have worked, if it were not forced. But clearly I am not, since I am using double brackets.))
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on May 29, 2009, 08:03:20 AM
((Look at me, I'm making excuses! :P ))

*wakes up, dances on Cowen's flattened corpse, runs to the nearest bar and starts getting hammered on tequila*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tankdown on June 01, 2009, 08:36:12 AM
*Slowly walks over to cowen flatten body and looks in both directions before stealing his wallet*

*Runs off to the nearest bar and fights Sethair in a drinking contest*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on March 06, 2010, 02:36:20 PM
had to bring this back.  such an old topic cant believe it lasted until last year.  lets continue it ladies and gentlemen!!

summons the mighty morphin power rangers to dominate this arena :)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on March 06, 2010, 07:06:57 PM
b****slaps all the so-called 'mighty' morphin power rangers, causing them to cry and run away...then makes himself immortal and laughs the Laugh of the Glorious...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: blackspirit on March 07, 2010, 03:58:03 PM
b****slaps all the so-called 'mighty' morphin power rangers, causing them to cry and run away...then makes himself immortal and laughs the Laugh of the Glorious...

quite sadistic might i add.  I think it is in my best interest to inform you that when you laugh, you kill babies.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on March 08, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
Can I have that baby killing power?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: darthlobo on March 08, 2010, 10:40:20 AM
*Sends Voltron to attack the Power Rangers*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cheezee on March 09, 2010, 10:43:40 AM
What the hell is this whole thread about?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on March 09, 2010, 12:27:05 PM
Cheezee whey you been? :confused: Man, Cheezee whey you been? :confused:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Archeron on March 09, 2010, 09:10:45 PM
*steps from the shadows holding Voltron's sword*

Behold, for the Archie spake from the internet, and all bowed before the force of his nonexistant combat skills and sad attempts at teh humor! 

*uses the sword as a pogostick and demolishes the steamroller, before fading back into the darkness of the taco bell dumpster*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Forg on April 12, 2010, 01:24:52 PM
*Startled, Forg climbs from Faijer's mother and out of the dumpster*

Who disrupts my COUTIS!

*Forg wraps Cheezee about him to cover his monstrous bits*

You will be held responsible.

*Strikes Sethair with his sledge hammer*

*Forg tears Cheezee from his body in a final act of awesometude*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cheezee on April 13, 2010, 12:07:46 AM
*Flips the bird at Forg as he is thrown away from his body*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Sethair on April 13, 2010, 07:16:59 AM
*clears his throat* I dare say this is... insane. *limps to Forg, and swings his broken leg, from the sledgehammer, in some sort of disgusting whip kick of flailing limb into Forgs nutz* I win! *limps away*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on November 21, 2010, 01:45:11 AM
*In an empty meadow surrounded by a forest SethLaRoth Deshawl sits upon the ground.  In front of him lays open a large Grimoire titled Thread Necromancy.  He lays his gaze upon it, opens the book to the center page wherein is contained the chant for resurrecting a thread no one has posted in for more than 60 days and begins to invoke the power held within it's pages of pure madness.  As SethLaRoth Deshawl chants the Free For All thread re-materialises on the first page of the Cafeteria of Veritas.  When he has finished, he stands, turns about and reopens his portal back to the world of the Free For All Thread and steps through...  "Not much left here is there?" He asks no one in particular.  While searching around he notices a note scratched into the dirt, it reads:

"I win!" - Sethair

SethLaRoth DeShawl says to himself, "No, no, no, this will not do."  Reaching for the source of his power he causes his voice to become loud enough for the four corners of the Free For All Thread to hear, "I call out unto ALL, for here is a battle that begins anew!  Come hither!"  SethLaRoth DeShawl, now feeling he must do something remembers to himself, oh yes, I almost forgot! turns to the message scratched in the dirt and wipes it away.  Content with himself now, he sits upon the barren ground in the lotus position and waits...*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Willi on November 21, 2010, 10:38:35 AM
Materializes hismelf with a bunch of explosive cookies, innocently leaving them next to DeShawl.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on November 21, 2010, 06:41:41 PM
*pats SethLaRoth DeShawl on the shoulder* "Good job, habibi."
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Cam Mensa on November 22, 2010, 10:26:09 PM
I feel lost and question my sanity......... Seth could I get that Grimoire?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on January 07, 2011, 08:43:07 PM
*Uses his vast store of fluff bunny magic(K) to resurrect this threat to top of the list*

I'ma LEAD FARMER MOTHER F**KER!!! * proceeds to stare shooting anyone around him with blanks*  :P
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: beehe on January 17, 2011, 11:38:22 PM
*drives over nathane with the fluff bunny mobiel* HA beatches I'm back!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on January 17, 2011, 11:56:47 PM
Oh hell no you did not just do that!!!! *launches a cow at beehe to kill him for once and for all with the vitamin D goodness* Eat healthy!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on January 19, 2011, 02:20:36 PM
*Does the Qawwali Dance to Fun-Da-Mental's "Ja Sha Taan (Transglobal Underground Karachi Deathcult Mix)", while wearing a red fez hat, black emboidered sherwani with matching kurta-pyjama set and a pair of jhotis, gradually fading into nothingness, leaving only a slowly disintegrating smile, in the style of the Cheshire Cat*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on February 03, 2011, 05:19:46 PM
*directs an army of rabid squirrels in TDs general direction*

....*sips aged blearer and puffs a pipe waiting for TDs inevitable slow and painful death*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on February 04, 2011, 12:07:02 PM
Casts takbirs at the army of rabid squirrels, who turn, tramp up to Aurafire, steal his blear, break his pipe, and begin to gnaw on his hairy nuts, much to TD's amusement
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on February 04, 2011, 03:20:44 PM
*Drops his bag of peanuts covered in human hair on the ground for the animals to feed on*

*Throws 10 Yugioh cards at TD*

*Waits for something to happen*

*blinks*

*retreats*

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on February 04, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
O.o *NathanE is cunfused*
*NathanE hurts everyone in his confusion*
X.x
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on February 08, 2011, 03:55:48 PM
*clears the room by launching the spectral sword*
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/546201/top10videogamesnextinstallment/sotn04.jpg)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Levitas on February 08, 2011, 06:11:51 PM
*eats the spectral sword*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on February 21, 2011, 02:24:26 PM
Laughs as Levitas' stomach is punctured by the Spectral Sword...and then proceeds to "heart" everyone within a five-mile radius...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on February 22, 2011, 04:20:39 AM
NathanE, I choose you
*NathanE uses lolcat caturday attack*
it's super effective...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on February 22, 2011, 07:34:22 AM
*Quickly creammates NathanE with Charmander*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on February 22, 2011, 01:51:01 PM
*Gives Aurafire the Heimlich Maneuver with his own ego (as he is now choking on yet another remote)*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Iatros on February 23, 2011, 02:48:38 PM
Animus begins to wield Alwayson's Ego +2!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Levitas on February 23, 2011, 02:57:25 PM
*Holy Shit! Cowers in fear.* *Brings out The Ego of Kanye West*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Wren on February 23, 2011, 03:11:10 PM
Choronzon devours pustulent egos. (There's no accounting for taste.)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Iatros on February 23, 2011, 03:55:19 PM
Damn it!  :eek:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Levitas on February 23, 2011, 03:58:44 PM
Fuck. *Runs away*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on February 24, 2011, 01:54:02 AM
+5 defense for new item. "Choronzon aura".
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Wren on February 24, 2011, 09:13:36 AM
Giving ourselves to the cup of Babalon frees us from the effects of the aura of Choronzon.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on February 24, 2011, 09:27:39 AM
"Choronzon aura" item corrupted, -5 defense
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Levitas on February 24, 2011, 03:20:46 PM
*cast Fire 1 at Choronzon Aura. Its super effective!*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on February 24, 2011, 04:14:38 PM
*NathanE taps two plains mana and uses the ability Fubar*
Zomg! *NathanE resurrects the fubared beehe*
WUUUSSSSAAA!!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: beehe on February 24, 2011, 04:17:51 PM
WUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!    :elephant: :elephant: :elephant:

LET THE RICKROLL BEGIN!

Were no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Levitas on February 25, 2011, 12:28:32 PM
*casts Firaga at Nathan E* *dances around*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on February 25, 2011, 01:34:48 PM
How did you know my only weakness fire!!! *stop drops and rolls then runs off*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on February 26, 2011, 03:56:18 PM
*Runs after NathanE* "You forgot your magickal-turtle and it's sigil, bhai!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on February 27, 2011, 12:31:48 AM
*fuses with NathanE with the technique below*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M-aZzPvx3Y
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on February 27, 2011, 05:09:43 PM
*fuses with NathanE with the technique below*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M-aZzPvx3Y

 With our Power Combined we are Aura Firing Nathan *shoots everyone up with my new fire powers and now flame proof too >.>* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA 
 :teethy: :teethy: :teethy: :teethy:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Levitas on February 27, 2011, 05:42:42 PM
*summons Final Fantasy Bahamut* haha, get ready, its about to go down!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: starseed on February 28, 2011, 11:20:32 AM
*apperates behind some bushes. looks at super Aura-Nathan and at the swirling doom clouds above. shouts, in true hippe-fest fashion:*

"CCCAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLL."

*lols. dissaperates.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on February 28, 2011, 11:33:41 AM
*From a catapult Aura-E launches a trojan horse, a bag full of soccer balls, a 30 pack of budlight, a tub of toothpaste, a gallon of liquid nitrogen, a pint of oil, a desk of cheezits, a jug filled with AIDS blood, a basket of spoons, a Batman glass, a '96 Pontiac Sunfire, a Metal Gear Rex, a fire hydrant, and a tank of lobsters at Bahamut*

*Throws a grenade into the wormhole starseed created when he teleported*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: starseed on February 28, 2011, 11:38:35 AM
reflects, "damnit. i knew it was coming."

*comes back, does triple jump, barely missing the blast. goes after the beer.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on February 28, 2011, 05:50:30 PM
*laughs at starseed for drinking Smirnoff and calling it beer*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Levitas on February 28, 2011, 06:06:13 PM
*runs to liquor store, buys vodka* *drinks vodka* *flys on bahamut back home to catch some Adventure Time*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Emerald Mushroom on February 28, 2011, 09:13:49 PM
*Shows up late to the part with a truck load of kegs*

Lets do this thing right now boys!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: starseed on March 01, 2011, 06:28:49 AM
damnit! you said it was bud lite! which, i suppose is a poor excuse for beer.

*summons party monster.*

party monster effeminately pronounces "oh yeah! let's do this girls!" and boogies, handing out a shit ton of pure ecstasy. AuraE takes way too much on top of too much alcohol and vomits bloody fireballs everywhere. or maybe it was his alter-ego. who really gives a f*ck at this point?

jesus comes out of the sky.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on March 01, 2011, 06:40:35 AM
*prays to Jesus*
Jesus takes out his bazookas and starts shooting at trolls.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: starseed on March 01, 2011, 07:56:06 AM
*amidst the bloodshed, sets up a beach umbrella sips on a cold one.* "how curious life is," i lament. *it's a magic indestructible beach umbrella. i'm saved for now.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on March 01, 2011, 08:25:42 AM
*tears beach umbrella with bare hands*
No Magic needed here :D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: starseed on March 01, 2011, 09:02:47 AM
well, there you go. anything's possible. *goes back to real life to practice focal meditation.*

gandalf the gray walks up, chatting on his iphone.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on March 01, 2011, 09:19:56 AM
Gandalf is arrested by police. That iPhone was just a Chinese copy.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: starseed on March 01, 2011, 10:15:19 AM
but they neglected to take his staff...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on March 01, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
Which grew into a very large snake that enslaved more than 4 people. Also caused a series of inconvenient splinters to other casualties.

It also appears that one of you cats partied too hard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA3dHi_o7Yw&feature=related
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on March 02, 2011, 01:19:14 AM
*casts Armageddon spell*
*... out of mana*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on March 02, 2011, 01:26:47 AM
TD is caught eating the remains of Awakened's mana, blushes and flees the scene, into the next scene and through a rip in the space-time continuum, into the Realm of Win.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on March 02, 2011, 01:29:42 AM
*throwing stone at TD causing him to fall during space-time travel being imprisoned between spaces and times*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on March 02, 2011, 07:18:04 AM
*wakes up looks around* huhwha? *casts sleep on self and passes out again* XD
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on March 02, 2011, 07:19:32 AM
*uses paint to draw on NathanE's face*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: starseed on March 02, 2011, 08:54:25 AM
party monster starts doing the richardson dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ScQoSuEYo&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ScQoSuEYo&feature=related)) on awakened. causes magic defense and inhibition to drop by 10.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on March 02, 2011, 10:33:20 AM
*attempts to unload a poisonous dart but confuses forceful exhalation with forceful inhalation*

*wakes up with the ability to create vortexes*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on March 30, 2011, 02:20:36 PM
THE GOD OF 523 POSTS ARISES!!!

*draws all the power of the universe*


*gets struck by lightning*

*farts out a minion*    :teethy:

*eats minion*

............


THE GOD OF 523 POSTS HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aquarius on April 01, 2011, 02:54:27 PM
I had so many posts,  I crashed the website,  had to make a new account,  and the FBI visited the admin and regulars and wiped their memories of my old presence on these forums.

You want to talk about Gods?


I shit bricks.  I made a house out of them.  I live in it.  No, you can't come in.  You can't blow it down either.  Huff and puff you big bad wolves.  I SHIT MY OWN BRICKS.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: supadude on April 01, 2011, 05:23:18 PM
*grabs a tasty brick and munches on it*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: naimihero on April 21, 2011, 08:49:32 AM
beats everyone to death with a giant cereal box
starts munching on the brick that guy was eating
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 21, 2011, 08:50:49 AM
*beats naimihero with a half eaten brick and eats his cereal*

Yeah I know, that was cheap :D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on October 06, 2011, 06:05:33 PM
*with the Ring of Ares (which conjures the strength of 24 men) strangles Awakened with a traffic light...yes...a traffic light*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 07, 2011, 02:46:34 AM
*changes traffic light held by Aurafire to red to make him stop*
*still keeps eating cereal*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 07, 2011, 08:02:55 AM
*Smacks awakened of the head with the legendary demon newspaper "The End of Times." which is black and white and red all over (from the blood of its victims). causing the volume of awakened's blood to multiply at a prodigious rate. His blood explodes out of his body and forms a very neatly printed "MIV" on the wall behind him.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 07, 2011, 08:17:41 AM
Mindlessinvalid wins
FATALITY
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 07, 2011, 08:39:31 AM
*Disappears into a blizzard of loose newspaper pages.*

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on October 07, 2011, 09:28:24 AM
*Flips the switch to turn on the "respawn" cheat which causes Awakened to come back to life*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 07, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
*Totally amazed approaches to Gate of Heaven, which is slowly opening*
*Sees all the beauty, which renders him speechless*
*Slowly comes in to witness the most.... "What, I am back? DAMN!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 07, 2011, 09:43:18 AM
*casually opens "The End of Times" and reads aurafire and awakened's names from the obituaries page, causing them to die from massive lacerations all over their bodies.*

Then

*casually folds up the "The End of Times" and disappears as a sphere of loose newspaper pages forms around him that shrinks down to nothingness.*

*You notice that there are irremovable loose pages of "The end of Times" plastered to random areas of the ground and other nearby surfaces*

Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 07, 2011, 01:14:27 PM
-bubbafett succumbs to death by nullification from coming in contact with "The End of Times," everything he is is forced into contact with everything he isn't causing both patterns to explode violently in a cloud of bloody mist-

*Mindlessinvalid climbs out of a small  unfolding origami crane made out of newspaper*

"*sigh* they never learn to not touch it...."

*opens "The End of Times" to the classifieds*

"'Help Wanted: Exterminator with experience in dealing with drop bears'... huh? hmmmm.... 10g of crystallized orphan tears per head, and a commission of 30 jars of Branston pickle? I guess I'm going to Australia..."

*summons a giant paper airplane of newspaper, but then realizes he can trans-locate through newspaper kiosks, newspaper dispensers, and coffee shops.*

*Summons a longsword made of newspaper and stabs himself through the heart with it, melting into blood, and entering the blade of the newspaper sword. The sword then shatters leaving more loose pages of the "End of Times"*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 07, 2011, 01:58:03 PM
-The Bieber flier was a cleverly disguised page from "The End of Times"-

*The demonic "travel" page binds itself to bubbafett and seals his godmode permanently then shows him "hands on advertising" of a neverending chain of locales to bubbafett. All of them are alternate universes where unimaginable horrors and tortures befall him. On a pain scale of 1-10 where 10 is the worst pain imaginable, each one is a 1006. Also the narrator is an autotuned Rebbecca Black.*

"*sigh* they never learn to not touch it..."

*finishes stashing the last jar of Branston Pickle in the coupon insert of "The End of Times" which acts like a Bag of Holding and Deck of Many Things by storing items as coupons.*

"huh, I guess I need to deal with Mr. Krueger now..."

*Opens up the page with a psychology column*

"Woah... dream travelers die if they attack someone carrying Branston Pickle?"

*puts the newspaper away*

"cool."

*ponders the deus ex machina for a moment*

"I want coffee..."

*summons a small cabinet made of "The End of Times" and climbs inside*

*hears a litany of "Nanji wa ware... Ware wa... nanji..."*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 07, 2011, 02:32:16 PM
-Mindlessinvalid is no longer in the cabinet, it appears he used shroedinger's closet to escape-

*Bubbafett's ring shatters from being expose to "The End of Times", Bubbafett may have been immune to the terrifying power, but the ring was not.*

-there's a note written on newspaper on the cabinet-

-it reads:-

"Dear bubbafett, you seem to have some pent up anger, so I left you a page from the advice column."

-The page of the advice advice column peels itself off of the cabinet and affixes itself to bubbafetts face-

-on the back theres an extension of the note on the front-

"P.S. The advice column is a compulsion spell, I think that one tells you to go to bieber concerts for the rest of your life. If you manage to resist, it will play "friday" in your head on a continuous loop. Love, Mindless Invalid"

-The cabinet explodes in a firey inferno of blood, gore slag, and petrified newspaper shards-

-A the remains of bubbafett's beloved pet dog fall to his feet.-

*MindlessInvalid pockets an indigo crystal key and laughs quietly to himself*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 07, 2011, 05:37:14 PM
-The Indigo Crystal Key from the ring falls into Bubbafetts pocket. The Velvet Key in mindless' pocket shines as he enters the velvet room and gets his persona-

-a fancy indigo door appears in front of bubbafett, MIV steps out of it and it dissapears-

"Igor left me as the contract bearer, sucks to be you"

-A shining tarot card appears before MIV-

"Hmmmm..... I wonder which arcana it is"

-It's The Tower-

"Cool! Raw Damage capacity!"

*Summons persona*

The Red Hound: "I art thou and thou art I."

MIV: " what abilities do you have?"

The Red Hound: "I'm Cu Chulaan with blood magick and all three legendary Irish lances"

MIV: "but you've only got the  two arms..."

The Red Hound: "well one's a bot and the other two auto-aim."

MIV: "cool!"

*TRH pulls the leather sheathe off of the Luin of Celtchar and throws it at bubba*

MIV: can you hit him two more times to make sure he's dead?"

*TRH takes the Spear of Lugh and Gae Bolgia and flicks the points towards bubba causing two great holes to appear in his torso.*

-bubbafett is currently being held together by mere threads of meat and shards of bone. most of him is gone-

*TRH unsummons and MIV dissapears through the Velvet Door again*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 08, 2011, 09:18:28 AM
a sysadmin IP bans bubbafett for hax.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 08, 2011, 01:06:27 PM
*wakes up from deep state of death*
*turns at MIV and casts the most horrible spell ever created*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 08, 2011, 02:18:21 PM

*laughs quietly as the two bumbling imbeciles attack a paper mache statue of MIV*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 08, 2011, 05:39:41 PM
*appears from shadow and kicks MIV in the crotch while he is laughing at the clone attacking his statue*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 08, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
*laughs as awakened starts kicking in his drug induced sleep then calls over the army of sexually frustrated gimps he hired on bubbafett's dime*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on October 09, 2011, 10:03:32 PM
*teleports behind MIV and injects him with a syringe filled with Red 40*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aunt Clair on October 09, 2011, 10:08:27 PM
*simultaneously typing auntie gets beaten to the post by AuraFire*
*wondering what Red40 might be the forum member furiously googles*
*gasping"Oh NO it can't be ! Anything but that!!"*
*can't go under it , can't go over it, we'll have to go through it*
*Swishy Swashy Swishy Swashy *
*Too LaTE ! Swim for it !! Red Menace floods the room *
(http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/mtdew_red.jpg)
*Cough splutter*
*"Its too late now! Not even Red 40 can stimulate the dollar under this GFC*
*frustrated gimps will be mourning Steve Jobs death & refusing 2 geek 4 NE1*
*Wonders Aloud "Who can save us now?*
*a gasp is heard," What's that ? Is it a bird, Is it a plane?*
*somewhere a little child cheers "No its a flock of Robot Chickens!"*
http://wallpaper4me.com/images/wallpapers/warholrobotchicken-900285.jpeg
*a pensioner demands "Can Hollywood Save the World Economy?*
*a journalist snickers "inquiring minds want to know"*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: ArcaTuthus on October 10, 2011, 01:25:42 AM
*poops on the living room floor, leaves it for you to clean up
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 10, 2011, 01:42:09 AM
*Starts charging for spell that will destroy the whole Universe*
*Gets beaten by robot chickens*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aunt Clair on October 10, 2011, 01:39:26 PM
*wonders if the robomaid can clean up after a little shit *
(http://www.robomaid.com.au/SiteMedia/w3svc936/Uploads/Images/TILES%20RED%206%20-%20small6b_Thumb.jpg)
*tosses the keys to the merkabah*
*grabs the boarding passes and heads out the door for a holiday *
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 10, 2011, 01:56:08 PM
*accidentally drinks some of the unnaturally red soft drink flood*

-Every point in time and space is simultaneously stabbed with a knife made from the sharpened femur of kobok.-

(mass game over)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on October 10, 2011, 03:01:11 PM
There were no survivors
...within 5 feet of MIV.

*throws 1,000 blades up in the air to see where they land*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 10, 2011, 07:21:31 PM
*summons TRH to throw the Luin at aurafire then quenches the blade in a dogs blood to prevent it from killing everyone else.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: HunterP on October 10, 2011, 07:49:47 PM
(http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/ierickim/Cl-lAN/whats_going_on_in_this_thread_aw_sh.jpg)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 10, 2011, 08:32:09 PM
*hangs hunterP with his own intestines for wasting a post*

-17 posts remain-

*hides in a reality marble constructed of "The End of Times"*

-says to self-

"I am now completely isolated from everything, if someone does get in they'll die from exposure to my newspaper"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 11, 2011, 03:31:46 AM
*Laughs at MIV and put his paper fortress on flame*
*Speeds up the destruction post so only 5 are remaining*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 11, 2011, 10:12:59 AM
*reminds the others that "The End of Times" isn't flammable by summoning knives of loose pages to carve their stomachs like jack o' lanterns.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 11, 2011, 10:29:08 AM
*reminds MIV that can "The End of Times" can be flammable in alternate reality from which the fire was summoned*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 11, 2011, 11:12:01 AM
*reminds awakened that a reality marble is a self enclosed alternate universe that is carved from an existing universe and the only sign of my existence is a warp in space where I took the environment with me. There's nothing to burn.*

-Since The Final Countdown has triggered and MIV is the only one not in the same universe as that spell. MIV wins.-
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on October 11, 2011, 12:10:26 PM
*still laughing at the talking dog*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: HunterP on October 11, 2011, 02:15:53 PM
*creates his own separate universe which is constantly going through big bang/big crunch*
*uses this universe to power his starships*
*becomes the first born*
*all your food is now blue goop*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 11, 2011, 09:05:37 PM
*leaves the thread to start a new one that may prove to be more entertaining.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on October 11, 2011, 09:53:31 PM
Jumps through the time warp again!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 11, 2011, 10:07:28 PM
-nathan accidentally jumped to the right and stepped to the left, killing himself with a singularity (space warp) because he got his dance steps backwards (after all it's a jump to the left and a step to the right).-
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on October 11, 2011, 11:06:04 PM
Well danmit now I gotta call the ghost busters on myself...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 12, 2011, 01:26:56 AM
*Amazed stares at bunch of people acting in front of not started game*
*Clicks start new game*
*Create own universe*
*Sets himself as Emperor of the universe*
*Includes HunterP's universe*
*Starts merging both Universes killing all inhabitants in the process*
Plot: Will a group of brave wizards protects HunterP's universe and save them and inter-dimensional challenge known as "Moral Wombat" ?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: HunterP on October 12, 2011, 01:52:44 PM
*wasn't aware that a constantly collapsing and expanding universe used as a starship engine could have inhabitants*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Mindlessinvalid on October 12, 2011, 06:10:26 PM
*huffs cinnamon like cocaine and then uses the weirding step to dash past everyone simultaneously and commit a prison-style double renectomy on each and every person in all existences in all time frames*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: HunterP on October 12, 2011, 06:42:16 PM
*enjoys it, and uses the resulting euphoria to rupture, creating a tsunami of light and love that permeates and devours everything within the ten dimensions*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on October 13, 2011, 01:53:50 AM
Gandalf appears in front of HunterP's tsunami and yells "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Aurafire on October 25, 2011, 01:15:27 AM
*manages to stab Gandalf with a fire hydrant*

*throws an army of unicorns with recently sharpened horns at Awakened, meanwhile tricking MIV into drinking day-old bottle water, with bits of tylenol pm, bud light, elmer's glue, freshly liquified sushi, crest pro health, a gallon of egg nog, and a splash of dinosaur urine*

....

*chuckles at a distance whilst wearing a replica of Darth Sidious' cloak*

+12 bonus points for 12-day-later revival!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on November 22, 2011, 03:48:51 AM
*Appears after all other fighers/wizards,jedis/whatever died from old age*
*Calls himself ultimate victor*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on November 23, 2011, 01:59:42 AM
*initiates a spell of 501 dancing swords to hit all 500 jail ghosts at once and also wounding BubbaFett*
*Closes the puddle in water bottle and hides it in his stomach*
*runs away*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 06, 2012, 07:37:14 PM
I CALL ON THE POWERS OF THE RADKI, WINDOWS 98, SOMETHING AWEFUL AND THE UNDERGROUND DRAGON!!!
HEAR ME, *chough* And Submit to my power!
Bring Back the Couch!
Bring Back the Blear!
Bring Back the Welcome Cow!
RISE FREE FOR ALL!!! RISE AND BECOME POWERFUL AGAIN!
*NathanE Loads the Nerf guns and couch launchers*
Bring it Boyos Jar Jar reigns tonight!!!
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 10, 2012, 08:37:09 AM
Justin Bieber I invoke thee, come to help and empower NathanE's spell with your charm (not) and let the work to be done :cow:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 10, 2012, 09:04:23 AM
My only weakness other then bullets how did you know NoooOO!!Ooo!!oo!!! *ears start bleeding and then implode*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 10, 2012, 09:05:27 AM
/me forces Justin Bieber to bless bullets
/me shoots NathanE
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 10, 2012, 09:18:09 AM
*splits back into bio-mass of fungi(fun guy XD) and skitters away to the darkest reaches of the cafeteria once again.*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 10, 2012, 09:21:04 AM
/me quickly catches NathanE in the blob form and seals it in CD cover of Beaver's newest album :P
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Constructman on April 10, 2012, 08:36:47 PM
Summons turn A gundam and crawls into the cockpit. Destroys the cd containing nathane's blob form and airlifts bieber out of the filed of battle
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 10, 2012, 10:54:22 PM
Reforms with blond hair  :P As I was sayian *kamehamehas Akenu with a dose of bad comedy spin offs of radki*
Thank you Constructman for saving me *stands power ranger style*  :cow:
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 11, 2012, 01:07:07 AM
/me blocks kamehameha and is going to...
Wait, what? Constructman, did you just save Justin Bieber???
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Constructman on April 11, 2012, 03:10:06 PM
Constructman jumps out of the gundam, catches bieber, and summons an army of other horrible singers. Launches dragon Servitor out of his body and hurles it at bubbafett. While the bad singers and the dragon construct battle bubba, Constructman turns to him and says "oh snap for what?"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 13, 2012, 09:22:09 AM
/me quickly summons bands Disturbed, Drowning Pool and Godsmack, rendering Rob Zombie completely tasteless.
/me puts real Bieber in the cage, puts it in flames and throws it at Constructman.
/me yells: "SAVE HIM NOW!"
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 13, 2012, 09:30:00 AM
/me summons 4 kings of Hells by the most powerful spell. "Unholy kiss" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfmrX_WlM2w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfmrX_WlM2w)
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 13, 2012, 01:21:03 PM
*rocks out to some good music :D *
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Enchia on April 13, 2012, 01:38:33 PM
Enchia, a surprised bystander, flees from the music to northen iceland. Got himself a nice little cottage and became a professional penguin molester.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 13, 2012, 02:40:05 PM
/me is confused by the fact that Enchia is a guy :-/
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Constructman on April 13, 2012, 02:56:08 PM
shoots all the bands. "This is my boomstick!" Rebuilds Turn A gundam and unleashes its moon butterfly attack destroying all the technology in the vicinity (couldn't bear to transport the entire world back to the stone age). Unleashes army of shock trooper psiballs from right lung and creates a pillar of defensive psiballs summoned from left lung. Summons alternate personality constructs to mimic LMFAO and start singing sorry for part rocking while the psiballs and dragon smash everything in sight.
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 13, 2012, 03:07:47 PM
/me laughs at Constructman for destroying all the technology INCLUDING HIS GUNDAM
/me eats all of released psiballs and rebuilds their energies to resurrect dead bands
/me commands all bands to play cool riff together, empowering its sound with lightning
/me directs powerful electric riff at Constructman to heavily severe his muscles, disabling him to move
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 13, 2012, 03:23:40 PM
Damn, I don't like rap.../me summons Snape...

Well, you know the rest... :D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on April 13, 2012, 09:51:36 PM
Tempest Desh rolls into and out of scene on a rocket powered wheel screaming "Marklar!" and distributing magickal blear to everyone via a lifesize shot. Every gathers around in a circle, makes a campfire and takes a break from fighting, instead telling radki jokes. Meanwhile a pack wild cyborg-zombie-demon-raptors makes its way down into the valley where the unsuspecting band of frienemies is currently lounging...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 13, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
*Summons smiffy into existence and sits on his comfy sofa while drinking Blear*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Tempest Desh on April 13, 2012, 11:23:12 PM
...and ends up the first to be mauled and devoured by aforementioned cyborg-zombie-demon-raptors, as the rest of the frenemies scamper off into the night and set-up shields to ward off the attackers...
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Constructman on April 14, 2012, 07:49:46 AM
uses DMILS to heal himself, summons the rest of smiffy's army of sofas, and... THE ULTAMATE WEAPOON!!!!!... JAMES RANDI!!!!!... wait no... ROBERt DOWNEY JR.!!!!!!!!... wait no... SUPER SAIYAN 4 GOKU!!!!!!!... wait no... KESSLER!!!!!!!... wait no... REBECCA BLACK!!!!!!... wait no... SAMUS!!!!!!... wait no... MG4!!!!!... wait, no... PALPATINE!!!!!!... wait, no... BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!!!... wait, no... O YO MA!!!!!!!!... wait, no... FEANOR!!!!!!!!!... wait, no... KYOGRE!!!!!!!!!!!... wait, no... ah, I remember *remembers that there is more than one ultamate weapoon. I summon... THE FALLEN, ARCEUS, AND... SAURON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *also summons Selena Gomez to revive Justin Bieber with her wizard powers; forgets to dismiss all the other people he summoned*
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 14, 2012, 06:01:55 PM
*becomes one with cyborg-zombie-demon-raptors and starts to eat random bystanders* NOM NOM NOM :D
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 16, 2012, 08:30:33 AM
/me turns back at NathanE with confused face..
Dude, why the hell are you chewing my arm?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 16, 2012, 10:19:37 AM
<,< umm..... it tastes good?
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: Akenu on April 17, 2012, 01:24:24 AM
Well, you shouldn't, you don't know where it was a while ago.../me scratches his ass with the other arm
And, most importantly I would like to... OH MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SWALLOW MY RING???
Title: Re: Free For All
Post by: NathanE on April 17, 2012, 07:19:56 AM
It tasted expensive *starts to eat his legs* got any BBQ sauce?
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