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The Auditorium => The Cafeteria => Topic started by: Cogito on April 24, 2004, 03:12:04 AM

Title: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on April 24, 2004, 03:12:04 AM
Well spending time in the Veritas chatroom will certainly make you laugh your ass off...

Post some of your quotes in this thread...  They don't fit in my signature, so I said why not start a thread?


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<Trillis> I have to spit out this cum, one sec
<Trillis> gum*
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<Trillis> I FINGURED VIENDIN!
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* sadistic-ss is going to buy Calcium pills
<sadistic-ss> healthy and doesn't taste bad, like milk does
<kobok> sadistic-ss:  Milk tastes good as long as you don't confuse the cow and the bull.
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* sadistic-ss is now known as kakkarot
<kakkarot> ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ <bash quote>  <comic link> ^_^   ^_^  *more over use of ^_^
* kakkarot is now known as sadistic-ss

[ This one's not funny, but it's here for plain humilliation ]
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<TrowaBarton> I want a sex change so I can be a prostitute and get money for being fucked.
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<Kendamu> "Did you have fun pooping? I hope you did. I really do. Because I'm just that kind of friend who hopes that your poops are fun. Because they should be."
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<Kendamu> that's my friend's cat.  i was over at his place all weekend partying and stuff
<Kendamu> and the cat was all like "Meow.  Penis."
<Kendamu> so i took a picture
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<Lightbringer> this channel has less maturity than a class of kindergarteners laughing about potty jokes
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<Kiirar> immature
<Kiirar> very immatur
<Kiirar> *immature
<Frozen> I was just about to say, Kiirar have you been talking to Falcon?
<Talyn> LMAO!!!
<Kiirar> falcon?
<Talyn> The Vretsa Dcitoinray
<Frozen> It's just I lose fifty IQ points every time I read his posts
<Talyn> i have no Qi points left
<Frozen> I copy them, put them to WOrd and spell check them to make sure they're english
<fyeca> give me alink plz so I may hate him also!!
<sadistic-ss> lol
<Talyn> see, i can't even spell IQ
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 24, 2004, 04:04:03 AM
Starting our own pseudo Bash.org eh? ;)
 
 Edit: Btw
 
 [16:40] <sadistic-ss> Silver_Archer, Silver_Archer, he is such a stupid marcher
 [16:40] <sadistic-ss> He sings a song, while waving his dong
 [16:40] <sadistic-ss> That is so strong, but not so long
 [16:40] <SolsticeAurora> ..
 [16:41] <Silver_Archer> .....
 [16:41] <sadistic-ss> He goes to Hong Kong, but not for long
 [16:41] <Silver_Archer> consider that quoted
 
 :p
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on April 24, 2004, 04:19:56 AM
[07:11] <SolsticeAurora> "Sadistic Man, Sadistic Man... flogging and whipping because he can."
[07:12] <sadistic-ss> Solstice Aurora, He's really a 'she' called Laura
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Sim on April 24, 2004, 05:51:14 AM
<GunBlade> and if it wasnt for a certan puppy, i would have some slippers >.<
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on April 24, 2004, 11:53:15 AM
Quote
* sadistic-ss is now known as kakkarot
<kakkarot> ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ <bash quote> <comic link> ^_^ ^_^ *more over use of ^_^
* kakkarot is now known as sadistic-ss
lol, fuck you :P

it's funny cause it's true ^_^ imma go find me some sadistic quotes later :D

edit: HA! found one from a LONG time ago
<sadistic-ss> Yes there is there's this stupid "Viagra for women" commercial on Lifetime. Vagisil? no thats yeast infection... is it?
<sadistic-ss> not that I watch lifetime

and another
* sadistic-ss wishes he never said anything
<kakkarot> then please just continue to say nothing :)

<fyeca> oh shit a demon just ripped off my balls
<miles> how appropriate.

<Demi> It isnt the end of the world Phil Collins Just released a new cd...well close enough
<miles> can you feel it comin in the air tonight?
<Demi> I can smell it
<Demi> ....oh wait Gas again sry


~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Sim on April 24, 2004, 12:21:18 PM
<Inuyasha> anyone wanna fuck with me
<Tha|Kookie|Monsta> rather just fuck ya

(Tha|Kookie|Monsta = Epideme)


<Inuyasha> what the fuck is goingon
<Sim> I just Crotchkicked Vity
<Inuyasha> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
<sadistic-ss> And you're lying on the ground with a cracked skull almost bleeding to death
<Sim> So we win
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on April 24, 2004, 01:42:42 PM
[18:46] * Vity feels a light warmth/tingly feeling rushing through his brain stem
[18:47] <spellBMX> Vity: what did you do?
[18:47] <Vity> wrapped a rubberband around my forehead :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Epideme on April 25, 2004, 12:48:52 PM
<DarkDuck> Im a big fanny of yummy food
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on April 25, 2004, 06:42:36 PM
* Maverick1 installs quake on Thalog
<Krab> I want mechwarrior 3
* Krab installs windows on thalog
* Thalog dies
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on April 25, 2004, 08:11:11 PM
<Vitamyst> what is the maximum size attatchment you can have on n e-mail? O_o
<Watarimono> depends who your sending it to
<kakkarot> vita: depends on your email provider
<Que> On Yahoo it's 2MB
<Vitamyst> Im trying to attatch something that is 987 megs :P
<Watarimono> lol!
<Silver_Archer> LOL
<Que> LOL
<kakkarot> holyshit!
<kakkarot> what are you trying to attach?
<Vitamyst> a hellsing episode ;P
<Watarimono> your gonna have to divide it into like 450 emails
*** some time later
<Vitamyst> so.... should I cancel this attatchment? :P

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: GunBlade on April 25, 2004, 10:05:35 PM
-14:15:54- [Silver_Archer]: Systematically observe, I have seemlessly made all my sentences start with S
-14:16:16- [b0b]: ctully, it seems to hve gotten better s of lte, since the rcism hs gone down lots.
-14:16:36- [Silver_Archer]: Shit, that was illegible :P
-14:17:13- [b0b]: -ctu-lly, it seems to h-ve gotten better -s of l-te, since the r-cism h-s gone down lots.
-14:18:24- [@Vitmyst]: Shit, you cn put shit infront of every sentence :P
-14:18:34- [Silver_Archer]: ok, vita, DIE!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Epideme on April 26, 2004, 11:38:21 AM
*Ophiucus put's Darkduck in an old-style guillotine*
<Ophiucus> Have ye anything to say before I chop off ye 'ead?
<Darkduck> Yeah.
<Darkduck> Heads up!
*Ophiucus gets hit by a falling piano*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on April 26, 2004, 02:53:29 PM
**sadistic-ss hasn't said anything for a while**

[18:39] * VoxNocti takes away Trillis' pilss
[18:39] <VoxNocti> *pills
[18:40] <Trillis> Vox, you evil sadistic grandmother. Damn you!
[18:40] <sadistic-ss> HEY!
[18:40] <Trillis> Oh.
[18:40] <Trillis> Sorry sadistic.
[18:41] <VoxNocti> ROFL
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: quitewarrior on April 26, 2004, 02:56:48 PM
It Sucks Bein The Guy Without The Chat
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on April 26, 2004, 09:56:11 PM
What are you talking about? Just go up to the top, under commnicate, click on chat. There you go. Do something funny/stupid, post it here
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 26, 2004, 10:30:46 PM
[10:48] * TakeV plays with his shoe innocently
[10:48] <Silver_Archer> did you know shoe means wang in marathi?
[10:48] <Silver_Archer> :P
[10:48] <Leondrel> lol
[10:48] <Vity> no.... no i did not :/
[10:48] <TakeV> look what i can do
[10:48] <Leondrel> He's tying it in knots!

*note: The fact mentioned above it indeed true*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on April 27, 2004, 04:39:10 AM
:D

Heh, yeah. Tis me ^_^'

Trillis: Come here you sexy lil beast.
Viendin: ..
Trillis: tickles him.
Trillis: Oops damn, my bad. Wrong window.
Viendin:  
Viendin: Oh my dear god.
Viendin: ..
Viendin: You can consider this quoted.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on April 27, 2004, 08:18:23 AM
*Ophiucus wants to be a mod so he can ban those spammers*
*** Shortly after... ***
kobok: What spammers?
*** Shortly after... ***
kobok: Oh, Matt Lamb again.
Ophiucus: Lol, you got it kobok... Feel lucky, I have to put up with the real person
Ophiucus: Personally I consider idiots like that moving targets :D
kobok: If I had the real person, I could invert his face and solve the problem more readily.
Ophiucus: LOL!!
Silver_Arc: personally, I consider people like that worthy test subjects for, 'things'

-------------------------------

    Sim clones kill murray
    Murray let's the alligators fight the clones
    Sim clones 03N teh 'gators
Sim: **0WN
Enlightenm: crocodile hunter
Enlightenm: lmao
Murray: brb
Enlightenm: allright
Sim: Sim CLone 1 upgrades to Sim Irwin
    Sim clone 1 G'Day
Ophiucus: Should be 'CLone' according to you...
Sim: Sim Clone 1 eats 'gators
Sim: whatever
Sim: my clones PWN J00 all
Ophiucus: Capital C. Capital L. Capital OWNAGE
Sim: CLOWNAGE?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Murray on April 27, 2004, 01:35:41 PM
*<sadistic-ss|work> is sitting at his dad's computer at work*

<Enlightenment> im going to post something, just not an attack
<Enlightenment> ill see what the judges say
<Murray> I'm sure the judges will have looked at it during the day
<sadistic-ss|work> o_O Is there anything freakier than finding PORN on your DAD's WORK computer?!?!?!?!?!!??!! OH DEAR MOTHERFUCKING GOD AND SATAN
<Murray> right
<sadistic-ss|work> ACK!
<Murray> WHAT!??!!?
<sadistic-ss|work> THIS IS WRONG!!!!! :S
<Kichara> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Murray> THAT'S SICK!
<Kichara> what kind?
<Rafnul> rofl
<Murray> MAY I QUOTE THIS!??!?
<sadistic-ss|work> i dunno it's called sambafuck
<sadistic-ss|work> jesus

 :eek:  :eek:  :eek:
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 27, 2004, 07:30:51 PM
[07:57] agreed, which is why I'm trying to put some reason into the fact that low carb diets give worse flatulence
[07:57] Anyrate, I have to go, have a nice night folks!
[07:57] how cares, burn em and watch me become fart flame cannons! :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 29, 2004, 01:44:52 AM
[14:11] * vivi|napping is now known as Silver_Archer
[14:11] <GunBlade> yay
[14:11] <GunBlade> vihang is back alive!!
[14:11] <GunBlade> wake*
[14:12] <Silver_Archer> o.o'
[14:12] <Silver_Archer> eeeee mmommoomoo mmeeeeeee mmomoooo *zombie sounds*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on April 29, 2004, 02:22:37 AM
I thought Enlightenment was going to quote this? :confused:

[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> my bologna has a first name
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> its o-s-c-a-r
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> my bologna has a second name
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> its m-a-y-e-r
[21:27] <Iaen> it's M-A-Y-SHUTUP-R!
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> o i love to eait it everyday
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> and if u ask me why ill sayyyyyyyyy
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> cause oscar mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a!
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> yay oscar mayer
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> hehehe...weiner
[21:29] * sadistic-ss burns down the Oscar Mayer establishment
[21:29] <Enlightenment> o.0
[21:29] <shadowwarrior13> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[21:29] <_Q_> LOL
[21:29] <sadistic-ss> :P
[21:29] <shadowwarrior13> MY WEINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:29] <sadistic-ss> o_O
[21:29] <LightLink> lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 29, 2004, 02:52:54 AM
[15:12] <Silver_Archer> now I'll torment your lives with particle man!
[15:12] <Silver_Archer> particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle man, whats he like, its not important, particle man
[15:12] * Leondrel is now known as Leo|MoO3
[15:13] <Silver_Archer> is he a dot, or is he a speck, when underwater does he get wet, or does the water get him instead, nobody knows, particle man
[15:13] <Silver_Archer> triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates particle man, they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man
[15:14] <Silver_Archer> universe man, universe man, size of the entire
universe man, generally kind of smaller man, universe man. He has a watch with a minute hand, a millenium hand and an eon hand, and when they meet its a happy land, powerful man, universe man
[15:14] <Silver_Archer> person man, person man, hit on the head with a frying pan, lives his life in a garbage can, person man
[15:14] <Silver_Archer> is he depressed or is he a mess, does he feel like he is worthless, who came up with person man, degraded man,
person man
[15:14] * sadistic-ss has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:14] * PsiCow|School has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:14] * Tsumaru has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:14] * Rafnul[Sleeping] has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:14] * Miyu has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:14] * spell_Zzzzzz has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:14] * kobok has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:14] * City|ZzZZZZ has quit IRC (iuturna.sorcery.net astral.hub.sorcery.net)
[15:16] * Silver_Archer cries
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on April 29, 2004, 03:14:44 AM
<kobok> http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15 (http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15)
<kobok> Sssshhhh.
<kobok> Say nothing.  :)
<kobok> Wait until he is gone...
<sadistic-ss> ROFL!!!
<sadistic-ss> I haven't laughed this hard in ages!
<kobok> he's still lurking around the computer...
<kobok> *taps foot patiently*
<sadistic-ss> rofl, I'm still laughing, my stomach is hurting
<sadistic-ss> It looks TOO good in a thread
<kobok> heheheh, yep.  :)
<sadistic-ss> Hmpf... If he's already out to dinner, we have to wait an hour and a half :(
<kobok> He's idle 170 seconds, I think he left.

- back in #VAcademy -

<kobok> http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15 (http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15)
<kobok> (Everyone should click on the above link, and see Vitamyst's new avatar.)
<Kiirar> LOL!
<Kiirar> brilliant!
<Kiirar> he put that up?
<kobok> Yeah, he must have.
<kobok> <.<
<kobok> >.>
<Kiirar> you put it up?
<Trillis> Disturbing..
 
* Joins: TrowaBarton
* Joins: psibird
<kobok> psibird, TrowaBarton:  Check out Vitamyst's new avatar:  http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15 (http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15)
<TrowaBarton> Nice avatar, Vitaboy...*snicker*
<sadistic-ss> kobok:  You are going to be in soooo much trouble :P
<TrowaBarton> kobok, was it YOU who did that?
<kobok> What?  Who?
* kobok looks behind him.
<cryohorizon> Did he do that
<TrowaBarton> nope, kobok did.
<TrowaBarton> By using the powers of the Veritas Council.
<kobok> Vitamyst was changing sadistic's avatar as a joke earlier.  :)
<kobok> So I decided to help Vitamyst find an avatar better suited to his personality.
<kobok> <.<
<kobok> >.>
<cryohorizon> Nice to know the Veritas Counceil are using thier powers for the good of mankind!
 
* Joins: Kendamu
<kobok> Kendamu:  Did you see Vitamyst's new avatar yet?  http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15 (http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15)
<Kendamu> kobok: o.O
<kobok> Kendamu:  Yeah, he's a major spice girls fan.

**he basically did this with everyone who entered the room**

* Vita|oUtToDinNeR is now known as Vitamyst
<cryohorizon> NICE AVATAR
<Vitamyst> where? :P
<cryohorizon> Vity at the site
<sadistic-ss> VITY!
<Vitamyst> so, did I miss anything? :P
<sadistic-ss> Vitamyst: YES! YES YOU DID
<QiGongChaos> on the site
<cryohorizon> http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15 (http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/member.php?u=15)
<Vitamyst> rofl
<sadistic-ss> :P
<cryohorizon> omfg
<Vitamyst> Im leaving it
<Vitamyst> :P
<Ninja_Kl0wn> SCORE ONE FOR VITA
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Q on April 29, 2004, 10:48:52 AM
<Sparky> hmmm
* sadistic-ss clicks on Sparky
*** Sparky has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Q_> Whoa
<Q_> S has the touch of death
<SolsticeAurora> lol
<Q_> Can't say I'm suprised
*** SolsticeAurora has quit (Quit: www.psychicbody.com (http://www.psychicbody.com))
<sadistic-ss> lol
<Q_> I mean, you have the everything else of death ;)
<sadistic-ss> You can stop now :)
<Q_> LOL
<Q_> That's what you think
* sadistic-ss sighs :(
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on April 30, 2004, 04:28:44 AM
Heh... sounds like something you might do though... I didn't know this post was here... I must post.

<sadistic-ss> U 1N54N3!!!!1  1 T3H H4X0R!!!!11!!   H4X j00!
<sadistic-ss> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<sadistic-ss> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
<Leondrel> I'm well I guess, nothing special
<sadistic-ss> 1 CRU5H j00 1N N0 T1M3!  T3H L33T H4X0R W1N5 4G41N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Leondrel> Oh dear

*points to profile* those are funniest
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on April 30, 2004, 04:53:56 AM
Quote from: sadistic-ss
I thought Enlightenment was going to quote this? :confused:

[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> my bologna has a first name
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> its o-s-c-a-r
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> my bologna has a second name
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> its m-a-y-e-r
[21:27] <Iaen> it's M-A-Y-SHUTUP-R!
[21:27] <shadowwarrior13> o i love to eait it everyday
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> and if u ask me why ill sayyyyyyyyy
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> cause oscar mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a!
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> yay oscar mayer
[21:28] <shadowwarrior13> hehehe...weiner
[21:29] * sadistic-ss burns down the Oscar Mayer establishment
[21:29] <Enlightenment> o.0
[21:29] <shadowwarrior13> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[21:29] <_Q_> LOL
[21:29] <sadistic-ss> :P
[21:29] <shadowwarrior13> MY WEINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:29] <sadistic-ss> o_O
[21:29] <LightLink> lol

And here I thought it was spelled. Balonie........

>.>
<.<

... :confused:
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on April 30, 2004, 07:22:40 AM
Leondrel: I draw pictures of naked trees and rocks!
Q_: Makes sense, somehow
Q_: I mean martial arts wise, of course
Ophiucus: Tree pr0n
Ophiucus: Rock pr0n
Ophiucus: Leon you sicko
Q_: LOL
Leondrel: Oh, right now I can't do anything, I tore up my back, heh, so I'm waiting to heal :P
Q_: Bet they're saplings, too
Q_: KIDDIE TREE PORN!!
Leondrel: lol
Leondrel: How young? A bit of the old 'Oh baby, yeah, come out of the soil, oooh yeah, reach up, ohh yeah, that's good shit'
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Q on April 30, 2004, 09:09:21 AM
(the geekiness begins)

*** Silver_Archer has joined #vacademy
<lightFire> hey sa
<Q_> Yo Archer
<Watarimono> yo Silver
<Q_> LOL
<Silver_Archer> Out of one weird irc client, right into another
<Q_> *every possible variaiton of his name*
<Watarimono> heh
<Silver_Archer> Ksirc 
<Q_> Linux?
<Silver_Archer> Yep.
<Silver_Archer> I think I know why I cannot run sound
<Q_> Command-line or X-windows?
<Silver_Archer> Apparently OSS is not installed :P
<Q_> LOL
<Silver_Archer> X windows
<Q_> Cool

***

(it begins to kick into full gear)

<Silver_Archer> Crap, is it just me or are downloads of OSS non existant? oO
<Silver_Archer> *o.O
<Q_> lol
* Silver_Archer waves white flag
<Silver_Archer> I need help finding oss :P 
<Q_> Sorry man
<Q_> I'd be boned too in your place
<Silver_Archer> heh :P
<Silver_Archer> what kind of a system doesnt come with oss pokes into CD's
<Q_> LOL
<Q_> A shit one
<Watarimono> you cant do a web search to find one?
<Silver_Archer> Nope
<Silver_Archer> I am not able to find any oss source or rpms
<Q_> Didja try the OSS website?
<Q_> (do they have one?)
<Silver_Archer> couldnt find it
<Q_> I'll see if I can find it

***

(the geekiness is at full swing)

<Q_> I detest wine
<Q_> It's screwed me over one too many times
<Silver_Archer> I have actually played win games over it
<Silver_Archer> For some time
<Silver_Archer> I managed to play homeworld cataclysm
<Silver_Archer> graphics rendering is better over here
<Q_> Whoa
<Q_> Cool
<Q_> ur 313373r t4n m3
<Silver_Archer> In linux I can run quake 3 at 1024x768 at 32 bit colour and get nearly double the framerate I got when i was running quake3 in windows, 16 bit 640x480 

***

(the realization)

<Q_> Veritas Academy has become Geek Academy!
<Q_> t3h r0x0rz!
<Silver_Archer> WHATY!!}
<Q_> LOL
* Silver_Archer goes to the site
<Q_> I likes it
<Q_> LOL
<Silver_Archer> its the same
<Q_> LOL
<Q_> Well
<Q_> For now it's mostly in the chatroom
<Q_> BUT SOON!!
<Silver_Archer> Lol
<Silver_Archer> :P

***

(the takeover)

*** Sparky has joined #vacademy
<Silver_Archer> life sucks! 
<Silver_Archer> note: NEVER INSTALL A TEST LINUX
<Silver_Archer> welcome to the geek academy. topic: Are mach kernels any good. 
<Q_> LOL
<Silver_Archer> x) 
<Q_> Yeah
<Q_> Geeks have taken over, maaaan!
*** sadistic-ss has joined #vacademy
<Silver_Archer> Though there are only 2 geeks in here
<Silver_Archer> Sadistic-ss, are you a linux geek? 
* sadistic-ss raises hand and adds geekdom
<Silver_Archer> :D 
<sadistic-ss> No, not a linux geek
<sadistic-ss> Just a geek :)
<Silver_Archer> :(
<Silver_Archer> ok, good enough 
<sadistic-ss> (boo!)
<sadistic-ss> kobok is a linux geek though...
<Silver_Archer> :)
* Silver_Archer prods kobok
<Silver_Archer> Wake up! We are turning this place into the Geek Academy!
<sadistic-ss> W00T!
<Q_> LOL
<Q_> sw33t
<Silver_Archer> 4150 73h 1337 4c4d3m`/
<sadistic-ss> :P
<Q_> r197 0n
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on April 30, 2004, 03:40:55 PM
<TFK> can any one here scan?
<LadyKalee> scan, yes I have a 3 in one, printer, copier,scanner
<LadyKalee> bah hahaha
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on April 30, 2004, 04:47:56 PM
Quote from: Trillis
And here I thought it was spelled. Balonie........

>.>
<.<

... :confused:


i had it..briefly..but my quote from sad is way funnier than that ^_^
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on April 30, 2004, 06:59:32 PM
[19:55] <chickensandwich> dont eat me
[19:55] * Da_Q eats chickensandwich
[19:56] *** kakkarot is now known as yellowsnow
[19:56] <yellowsnow> don't eat me :'(
[19:56] *** yellowsnow is now known as kakkarot
[19:56] <Da_Q> LOL
[19:56] <Da_Q> No problem

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 01, 2004, 09:09:17 AM
Sim: Slipped again
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
    Sparky: :P
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
       Sim: :P
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
       Sim: :P
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
    Sparky: :P
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
       Sim: :P
            vitamyst notes that you need to STOP
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
  vitamyst: :P
            Sparky slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
            Sim slaps Sparky around a bit with a large trout
*** Sim has been kicked off channel #vacademy by vitamyst (oops :P)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 01, 2004, 12:42:26 PM
* Ophiucus dies of boredom
* Enlightenment holds a funeral for talyn
<Enlightenment> o.0
* kakkarot trashes the funeral :)
* Enlightenment gets trashed at the funeral :p
* kakkarot get's talyn drunk at his funeral :D
* Ophiucus would complain, but he's dead
<Enlightenment> lol
<Ophiucus> Gre-t partee giizz
*** sadistic-ss has quit (Connection timed out)
<Ophiucus> *hiccup*
* Ophiucus falls over
<kakkarot> zombie! kill it!
<Enlightenment> :p
* Ophiucus grabs a shovel and smacks the zombie repeadtly
<Ophiucus> There, pretty as a picture
* Ophiucus falls over from having his face beaten with a shovel
<kakkarot> lol
<Enlightenment> lmao
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on May 01, 2004, 08:00:59 PM
[20:57] <Ninja_Kl0wn> Intelligence back yet?
[20:57] <shadowwarrior13> DONT DIS RICHARD SIMMONS!!!
[20:57] <kakkarot> no

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Q on May 01, 2004, 09:51:40 PM
* FlyingBat asks koujiryuu out on a sparring date. When shall it be?
<The_Q> lol
<kakkarot> lol
<The_Q> How romantic!
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<The_Q> Whatever shall he wear?
<The_Q> His red gi?
<spellBMX_1> q
<The_Q> Or blue!
<spellBMX_1> asl?
<kakkarot> nothing at all :P
<The_Q> LOL
<FlyingBat> does this color shield look good with this construct?  :p
<kakkarot> lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on May 02, 2004, 11:05:35 AM
WARNING:  Sick and disgusting.

[13:40] <sadistic-ss> mmhmmm, someone tried to do that joke last time in the channel :)
[13:41] <Vity> wtf
[13:41] <Vity> what are you talking about?
[13:41] <Vity> why didnt I know this>?
[13:41] <sadistic-ss> You weren't there :\
[13:41] <Vity> why are you leaving me out of everything
[13:41] <Vity> bitch
[13:41] <Vity> I hate you
[13:41] <Vity> you should be shot
[13:42] <Vity> :)
[13:42] <Vity> >.>
[13:42] <Vity> <.<
[13:43] <sadistic-ss> O_O
[13:43] * sadistic-ss cries a river
[13:43] <sadistic-ss> I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS (lovers) FRIEEEEENDS :'(
[13:43] <Vity> fuck you
[13:43] <Vity> were done
[13:44] <Vity> I nerver loved you
[13:44] <Vity> i just used you for bed
[13:44] <sadistic-ss> But... but... what about the flowers? and the chocolate...
[13:45] <Vity> its called "getting used"
[13:45] <Vity> get used to getting used
[13:45] <Vity> youre vulnerable
[13:45] <Vity> like woa
[13:45] <sadistic-ss> *sigh*
[13:45] <sadistic-ss> ...
[13:45] <sadistic-ss> >.>
[13:45] <sadistic-ss> <.<
[13:45] <Vity> see?
[13:45] <Vity> a sigh is a sign of weakness

*later*

[13:52] <Vity> uh
[13:53] <Vity> i love men
[13:53] <sadistic-ss> ....
[13:53] * Vity licks you

o_O

Don't ask me :\
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on May 02, 2004, 06:02:12 PM
<Vitamyst> kobok: why did you finger me?
<sadistic-ss> o_O
<Vitamyst> :P
<Leondrel> It was warm
<Light|movie> quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Q on May 02, 2004, 10:04:18 PM
*** The_French_Army has joined #vacademy
<The_Q> 31337
<The_Q> Who
<The_Q> Hi
<sadistic-ss> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* The_French_Army invades the Veritas Incademy!
*** sadistic-ss is now known as The_Dutch_Army
<The_Q> LOL
* The_French_Army also cannot spell.
<The_Q> Holy crap
<The_Dutch_Army> HOOOLD YER FORCEZZZ
<Enlightenment> lmao
<Enlightenment> haha
<The_Q> We're getting into WWI now
<The_Dutch_Army> ICH RULE JIJ ALLEN
*** The_Q is now known as The_Italian_Stall
<The_French_Army> TARTE MAINTENANT!
*** Enlightenment is now known as Irish_Republican_
*** The_Italian_Stall is now known as The_Italian_Army
*** Irish_Republican_ is now known as I_R_A
<I_R_A> ^_^
<The_Italian_Army> lol
* The_Dutch_Army throws cheese with catapult at The_French_Army
<I_R_A> the IRA pwns you ;p
<The_Italian_Army> Parlez-vous?
<The_Dutch_Army> Take THAT you FRENCHIES
* The_French_Army fires off their Fart Cannons at all the armies
<The_Dutch_Army> AAAARGH!
* I_R_A invades the french..with gas masks
<The_Dutch_Army> I'm hit...
* The_French_Army also throw spoiled sausages at the gas maskers
* I_R_A gets drunk
<The_Italian_Army> Salut Franais, parlez-vous franais?
<The_Italian_Army> LOL
* The_Italian_Army makes pasta
* I_R_A sends in its drunken leprachuan platoons
<I_R_A> :)
* The_Dutch_Army recovers
<The_Dutch_Army> IK WILL MURDER JULLIE!
* The_Italian_Army sings opera obnoxiously
* The_French_Army fends off thje micks with STICNKY, HAIRY WOMEN
<The_French_Army> Stinky*
<The_Dutch_Army> VICTORY IS VAN MIJ!
* I_R_A joins forces with the german army
* The_Dutch_Army sends out a fleet of flat-chested women
<I_R_A> rofl
* The_Italian_Army aime les franaises
<The_Italian_Army> lol
* I_R_A sends in more platoons of angry leprachuans, and angry germans
* The_French_Army Drops Tactical Nukes on all fronts, clearing out all organic life forms not shielded agaisnt the radiation and heat for .3 miles in all radii.
<The_French_Army> DIE!
<The_French_Army> DIE!
<I_R_A> grr...
<The_French_Army> DIEEEEEEEEE!!
* I_R_A retreats
* I_R_A gets drunk..
<The_Dutch_Army> :\
*** The_Dutch_Army is now known as sadistic-ss
<sadistic-ss> That's enough for me :)
* The_French_Army finally won a war
* I_R_A gets drunk again
<sadistic-ss> This should've been quoted, lol
*** The_Italian_Army is now known as Verichit
* Verichit goes to hell
* I_R_A sends in more drunken irish people to france
*** The_French_Army is now known as Napoleon_Bonapart
<Verichit> sw33t
*** I_R_A is now known as Lucky
*** Verichit is now known as Da_Que
<Napoleon_Bonapart> AIE monsueirs! we have finnalie won ze war!
*** Lucky is now known as Leprachuan
<Napoleon_Bonapart> Ah haw haw :dirty frenchman laugh:
<Da_Que> Napoleon spoke French with an italian accent
* Leprachuan river dances
<sadistic-ss> Napoleon_Bonapart:  Who are you, actually?  :P
*** Napoleon_Bonapart is now known as Regulus
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 03, 2004, 07:15:51 PM
* Silver_Archer really wants to jump off a building someday and punch a guy in the face on the ground with all his velocity before hitting earth
<Silver_Archer> that would be some punch x)
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<Enlightenment> ouch
<Enlightenment> heh..
<Enlightenment> what if he steps off to the side just a few feet?
<spectator> Hi.
<Enlightenment> then..what?
<Enlightenment> :)
<Leondrel> Bah, this girl showing off her body, but she aint getting more than a 3 with that ugly mole of a head
<Silver_Archer> I will ensure that doesnt happen 
<Enlightenment> lol
<Enlightenment> how? with super glue??
<Silver_Archer> Nope. Feet stuck in quick drying cement *G*
<Enlightenment> lol
<Enlightenment> *thumbs up*
<Silver_Archer> he'd probably die if I give him a punch on the face from that fall :P
<Silver_Archer> Lovely, the perfect murder, I kill someone with a punch of tremendous power, and I dont stay alive to be convicted 
<Silver_Archer> :D 
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<Enlightenment> rofl
<Enlightenment> good job
* Silver_Archer has a feeling this is going to end up on the quotes section
<Enlightenment> yes, it will ^_^
<Enlightenment> you caught me..:p
<Silver_Archer> :P 
<Silver_Archer> Ofcourse I did
* Silver_Archer starts acting like an insane monkey
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LightLink on May 03, 2004, 07:18:27 PM
<SolsticeAurora> eew, I dont even like Simmons.
<Leondrel> And I definately think they vote on breast size alone
<SolsticeAurora> Breasts are boring.
<SolsticeAurora> I can grow my own, if I wanted, so what's the big deal?
<SolsticeAurora> LOL
<Enlightenment> ..lol



Later:
<Leondrel> There's an easier way to make a male urinate
<Leondrel> :P
<SolsticeAurora> Tickle him.
<Vity> :P
<Leondrel> No, rub the top of his penis...
<LightLink> ...
<LightLink> quoted
<Enlightenment> ..lmfao
<SolsticeAurora> that's not urine, sweets.
<Leondrel> No, not rub in that way
<Vity> LOL
<Enlightenment> that's leo..and his incessant squirting
<Enlightenment> u.u
<sadistic-ss> I might as well have called my thread 'sex
  sex sex XXX'
<SolsticeAurora> Here, I'll show you... lol
<sadistic-ss> It's full of tons of quotes about sex :\
<Enlightenment> oh dear
<Vity> lol
* Enlightenment backs away
<Leondrel> Take your palm, and move it over the flat bit
  of the glans penis
<Enlightenment> shut up
<Leondrel> Back and forth, you'll piss
<sadistic-ss> STOP
<SolsticeAurora> Why dont you show us.
<Vity> O_O
<sadistic-ss> o_O???????
<Vity> please, dont :P
<Leondrel> My webcam doesn't reach the toilet
<SolsticeAurora> LOL
<Enlightenment> shut up!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 04, 2004, 01:11:24 PM
Ophiucus jumps up and down then runs into a wall
kakkarot: god, stupid people should be shot
Ophiucus gets shot
kakkarot: thank you :)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on May 04, 2004, 09:00:25 PM
[21:56] <TakeV> well, all the charicters have a picture and a quote that tells about them and they live by it
[21:56] <TakeV> whats yours?
[21:57] <b0b> got waug? :)
[21:57] <The_Q> "Take the pie if you can, gouge the eyes if you can get away with it."
[21:57] <b0b> NOT WANG! :P
[21:57] <b0b> (that was to you bastards who keep spelling it wang :P)
[21:57] <vivi|qigong> waug :)
[21:58] <b0b> wb sa :)
[21:58] <vivi|qigong> no, I am still gone
[21:58] <TakeV> mine is "life is all about fun. You have to maximise it 24/7"
[21:58] <vivi|qigong> i sensed waug
[21:58] <vivi|qigong> so i came over

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on May 04, 2004, 10:47:21 PM
<b0b> oh oh i see. running away eh! come back here you yellow bastard, i'll bite your legs off!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Sim on May 05, 2004, 07:27:38 AM
NOTE: this is from my PoV and lasted about 10 seconds

* Sim slaps torn around a bit with a large trout
* Sim slaps Sim around a bit with a large trout
* Sim slaps lightfire around a bit with a large trout
* Sim slaps kobok around a bit with a large trout
<torn> HEy
* Sim slaps E|Snoozin around a bit with a large trout
* Disconnected

Note2: I disconnected, wasn't kicked!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on May 05, 2004, 09:19:24 AM
sol: you missed the part where i ran away ;P

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 07, 2004, 11:05:40 AM
Azazen: who wants to discuss something?
*** SolsticeAurora has left #vacademy
Azazen: lol...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on May 07, 2004, 05:22:52 PM
[18:20] <kobok> I'm going to go grill my cat.
[18:20] <kobok> err...  typo.
[18:20] <kobok> I'm going to go grill some food.

grill some food, eh. so.. his cat? ;)

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on May 08, 2004, 12:51:00 AM
[13:18] * TheChink has joined #vacademy
[13:18] <TheChink> Hey
[13:18] <TheChink> wtf happened to the underground dragon?
[13:18] <TheChink> i miss that site
[13:18] <SolsticeAurora> eew.
[13:18] <TheChink> i havent done research on ki in a long time
[13:19] <SolsticeAurora> He spoke it....
[13:19] * TheChink has quit IRC (Quit: TheChink)
[13:19] <Silver_Archer> ..........
[13:19] <SolsticeAurora> that was chilling.
[13:19] * Silver_Archer quotes that
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 08, 2004, 02:21:16 PM
*** Salamander is now known as someothernick
*** someothernick is now known as ghost
*** ghost is now known as someothernick
*** someothernick has signed off IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: someothernick (Salamander@host81-153-49-190.range81-153.btcentralplus.com)))
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: psi monkey on May 08, 2004, 03:58:44 PM
hello the thing is i am weird
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on May 09, 2004, 04:53:28 AM
[07:51] <Silver_Archer> Shoo, not now, cant you see I am busy reaching new horizons of spiritual understanding smelling my butt!?!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on May 09, 2004, 06:16:19 AM
[18:43] <Koujiryuu> "settle down Tweak. Here, Have some more coffee."
[18:44] <Silver_Archer> here, have some tea . Wakau! *breaks cup*
[18:44] * Silver_Archer thinks he should rest the wakau for today
[18:44] * Talyn gulps down coffee and reverts from the Hulk-type breast back to norma
[18:44] <Talyn> *beast
[18:44] <Talyn> BEAST
[18:44] <Talyn> !!!
[18:44] <Silver_Archer> LOL
[18:44] <Silver_Archer> quoted :Pl
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 09, 2004, 07:13:06 AM
*** Koujiryuu changed topic to  WHAT???? SPEAK ENLGESH YUO HATHEADS!!!
* Talyn farts
<Talyn> Whoa!!
<Talyn> Ass-burn!
* Talyn suffocates
<Koujiryuu> GET A DONUT YUO MOLESTURD
<Talyn> GET A DCITOINRAY YOU B-HOLE
<Koujiryuu> DCITOINRATY? waht si taht?????/
<Talyn> Persicyl
<Dr_E> back
<Talyn> Hey Light
<Dr_E> hey
<Dr_E> *looks at topic*
<Dr_E> heh
<Dr_E> quoted
<sadistic-ss> oro?

later on..

<SereneChaos> erm...burning tumbleweed
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<Enlightenment> heh
<Akhilleus> hi
<Thalog482> hi
<SereneChaos> boo
*** Thalog482 is now known as Thalog
<Thalog> you scared my 482 away
<SereneChaos> my work here is done
<SereneChaos> :D
<Thalog> lol
*** Thalog has left #vacademy
<Enlightenment> lol
<SereneChaos> quiet today
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Sim on May 09, 2004, 12:39:35 PM
<Vitamyst> O_o
<shen> i said joking
* shen was kicked by Vitamyst (err.... yea.)
<Dr_E> ..*sigh*
<Vitamyst> :)
* shen has joined #vacademy
<shen> man i said i was joking
<Vitamyst> wb
<sadistic-ss> >.>
<sadistic-ss> <.<
<shen> hahah
* shen has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: sadistic-ss (s-ss@ca8dd742.cu.an.effe4ead.net.hmsk))))
<sadistic-ss> >:)
<Sim> lmao
<sadistic-ss> Ehm... I gotta go
* sadistic-ss has quit IRC (Quit: brb)
<Maverick1> lmao
<Vitamyst> LMAO
* shen has joined #vacademy
<shen> i been ghosted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on May 09, 2004, 12:45:53 PM
<sadistic-ss> Why in the fucking hell did you become her 'friend'?!
<sadistic-ss> I liked a girl once (I think, I dunno)... She was my best friend... We always acted horny around each other, and I've talked/joked a lot about kissing her... One time, we were at a club party at the beach, and I was lying on one of the beach chairs, it was dark, perfect mood/atmosphere, she comes to sit on the same chair, and does her horny jokes again
<sadistic-ss> So then I start getting up, and grab her by her waist
<sadistic-ss> And start pulling her down, just when I let her know I want to kiss her,
<sadistic-ss> She pulls the:  "I don't know, we're friends, I don't want to ruin the relationship, I can't risk it.  I take this very seriously"
<sadistic-ss> -------
<sadistic-ss> I swear, if I had a bridge somewhere close, I would've trown her off it :\
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Fire Essence on May 09, 2004, 01:09:59 PM
<Dr_E> eww..oprah :\
<Aodh> WTH?
<Vitamyst> I know sadistic-ss does ;)
<sadistic-ss> STOP IT
<Maverick1> ss enjoys them alot, especially the animal ones ;)
<sadistic-ss> :\
<Oprah> Ok
<Oprah> Do you fondle them?
<sadistic-ss> O_O
<Vitamyst> he likes the ones that are slightly rigid. :)
<Dr_E> o_0
<Aodh> What the fuck is this 0_o
<Vitamyst> Aodh: long story :P
<Uitamyst> I like them stuck up my ass
<Dr_E> Oprah has taken over..
<Oprah> Ok well woudl you liek to be a guest on my show?
<Dr_E> its hell on earth
<Uitamyst> I'd love to show my hairy butt to the audience
<Dr_E> run
<Dr_E> run
<Dr_E> haha
<Oprah> We pay you $50, give you some coupons, and you get to be on national television! How's it sound sweetie?
<Maverick1> lol ss probably goes on jerry springer to try and pick up dates :P
<Aodh> Oprah: Would it be okay if I lied to get on your show?
<Vitamyst> hey, why does that look exactly like sadistic-ss's IP :P
<Dr_E> he hits on Steve
<Aodh> I mean, people would believe I like to be pleasured by apes in fishnet tights, right?
<Oprah> Hmmm
<Maverick1> aodh: maybe you'd like ss then. he likes similar things
<Dr_E> lol
<Maverick1> except from what I heard he likes to use sex toys on animals and small children too ;/
<Oprah> Maybe you could change that to French policeofficers, one was arrested the other day while DUI to his job as a transexual hooker in fishnets
<Maverick1> no wonder he's a michael jackson fan :P
<Aodh> Oprah: Would there be more Krispy Creme in it for me if I did?
<Oprah> We could discuss it
<Oprah> You sound like a very interesting young man
<Maverick1> haha jake you love that crispy cream don't ya :P
<sadistic-ss> Yea, fuck you Oprah and get that pole out of your ass, Maverick1
<Oprah> Maverick: You enjoy other men, we need a gay guest, would you liek to show up?
<Maverick1> ss, no thanks unlike you I can actually get some poontang,
<Maverick1> wait no that's vita nm
<Maverick1> sorry ss for the mistake :P
<Maverick1> er no I'm straight
<Maverick1> jake is the gay one here
<Maverick1> :P
<Oprah> Mav: We'll pay you in mesh thongs and banana splits!
<Maverick1> ewww
* Vitamyst rubs up on sadistic-ss
<Aodh> WTH...
<Vitamyst> how you feeling
* Aodh pees on Oprah
<Maverick1> LMAO
<Oprah> Aodh: Anymore outbursts like that and you'll not be getting any coupons
<Oprah> Alright, screw this, I need to go eat a large Bolivian man. Aodh, you have my studio's number, correct?
<Aodh> Yeah, I'll be in touch.
<Oprah> Kiss-kiss.
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Weird, what a coincidence. *wink*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on May 09, 2004, 09:11:24 PM
This has some of FireEssence's post in it, but it has alot more of what happened before and afterwards :P
Its starts off a bit slow, but the later sections really start heating up =P.
CAUTION: THIS MAY BE VERY DISTURNING AT TIMES.

[15:54] <Maverick1> vita we all know you can't type because of the hand cramps you gave yourself from masterbating last night :P we all know you can't get any :P
[15:54] <Maverick1> at least sadistic-ss knows :P
[15:55] <sadistic-ss> Maverick1:  Pfft, yea, I was there while he was at it
[15:55] <Vitamyst> of course, you were helping when my hands got tired =)
[15:55] <Vitamyst> but I had to take over agian because your jaws are so week. =)
[15:56] <Vitamyst> have you been doing those exercises I told you about?
[15:57] <Vitamyst> because with your last performance was quite weak ;P
[15:57] <sadistic-ss> WTF?!
[15:57] <sadistic-ss> VITA I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE YOU SICK BASTARD
[15:58] <Vitamyst> you werent joking last night. =/
[15:58] <Vitamyst> gah... I I knew you were going to be this bitchy I would have never agreed to it.
[15:58] * sadistic-ss beats Vitamyst with a LEAD PIPE
[15:59] <Vitamyst> hey, I thought you threw that pipe away =)
[15:59] <Vitamyst> i mean, it was pretty beat up after alst night.
[15:59] <PsiBlade> nah, he lost it up is *shutting up *
[15:59] * vifamyst has joined #vacademy
[16:00] <Vitamyst> hi sadistic-ss =)
[16:00] <Vitamyst> why are you hiding your identity?
[16:00] <vifamyst> _
[16:00] <Vitamyst> are you ashamed of what we did?
[16:00] <vifamyst> _
[16:00] * vifamyst is now known as Vifamyst
[16:00] <Vifamyst> I SUCK!
[16:00] <Vitamyst> yes, you do =)
[16:01] * Vifamyst is now known as Uitamyst
[16:01] <Dr_E> uita mist?
[16:01] <Uitamyst> I'm Vitamyst, bitch
[16:02] <Vitamyst> No, no you aren't =)
[16:02] <Vitamyst> its what he makes me call him while he's going down =)
[16:03] <Oprah> This is a poll for my next show on internet addiction, how many of you enjoy pool toys?
[16:03] <Vitamyst> I know sadistic-ss does =)
[16:03] <sadistic-ss> STOP IT
[16:03] <Maverick1> sadistic-ss enjoys them alot, especially the animal ones =)
[16:03] <Oprah> Do you fondle them?
[16:03] <Vitamyst> he likes the ones that are slightly rigid. =)
[16:03] <Uitamyst> I like them stuck up my ass
[16:04] <Dr_E> run
[16:04] * Uitamyst was kicked by Vitamyst (we all know you do, sadistic-ss :P)
[16:04] * Uitamyst has joined #vacademy
[16:04] <Uitamyst> I'm Vitamyst :\
[16:04] <Vitamyst> YOu wish you were =)
[16:05] * Vitamyst sets mode: +b *!*@872d10f5.cu.an.effe4ead.net.hmsk
[16:05] * Uitamyst was kicked by Vitamyst (Vitamyst)
[16:05] <Vitamyst> oops >.>
[16:05] <Vitamyst> <.<
[16:05] <Vitamyst> :P
[16:05] <Vitamyst> how did that happen, I accidentally banned Uitamyst (sadistic-ss) *grins*
[16:05] -sadistic-ss- Great you banned me too, _
[16:05] <Vitamyst> hey, why does Uitamyst's IP look exactly like sadistic-ss's IP :P
[16:05] <Dr_E> he hits on Steve
[16:05] -> -sadistic-ss- no shit :P
[16:05] <Aodh> I mean, people would believe I liek to be pleasured by apes in fishnet tights, right?
[16:06] <Maverick1> aodh: maybe you'd like sadistic-ss then. he likes similar things
[16:06] <Oprah> Maybe you could change that to French policeofficers, one was arrested the other day while DUI to his job as a transexual hooker in fishnets
[16:06] * Vitamyst sets mode: -b *!*@872d10f5.cu.an.effe4ead.net.hmsk
[16:07] <Aodh> Oprah: Would there be more Krispy Creme in it for me if I did?
[16:07] <Oprah> We could discuss it
[16:07] <Oprah> You sound like a very interesting young man
[16:08] <Oprah> Maverick: You enjoy other men, we need a gay guest, would you liek to show up?
[16:08] <Oprah> Mav: We'll pay you in mesh thongs and banana splits!
[16:08] <Maverick1> ewww... =/
[16:08] * Vitamyst rubs up on sadistic-ss
[16:09] <Vitamyst> how you feeling?
[16:09] <Vitamyst> better after last night? =)
[16:10] <Oprah> Alright, screw this, I need to go eat a large Bolivian man. Aodh, you have my studio's number, correct?
[16:10] <Aodh> Yeah, I'll be in touch.
[16:10] <Oprah> Kiss-kiss.
[16:10] <Vitamyst> lol
[16:11] <Maverick1> sadisti-ss: getting jealous over your b/f ? :P
[16:11] <Vitamyst> so sadistic-ss.... you never answered. Are you feeling better?  You looked a little feverish after last night =)
[16:11] <sadistic-ss> We'll take this in private
[16:12] * Vitamyst strokes sadistic-ss shoulder.
[16:12] <Vitamyst> sadistic-ss: are you cold?
[16:12] <sadistic-ss> NO!
[16:12] * Vitamyst covers sadistic-ss with his body
[16:12] <Dr_E> oh dear
[16:12] <Vitamyst> there =)
[16:13] <Dr_E> must have been too rough last night, vita
[16:13] * sadistic-ss smacks his forehead
[16:13] <PsiBlade> holy shit
[16:13] <Maverick1> I guess vita is a rough trick for sadistic-ss to pull off =P
[16:14] * PsiBlade is now known as PB|busy
[16:14] <Vitamyst> 'busy' eh?
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> /notice Vitamyst  You can stop now _
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> [15:59] <Vitamyst> hey, why does that look exactly like sadistic-ss's IP :P
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> [15:59] <Dr_E> he hits on Steve
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> [15:59] <Vitamyst> hey, why does that look exactly like sadistic-ss's IP :P
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> [15:59] <Dr_E> he hits on Steve
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> ;fm!":$KF 1`k4
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> Wtf?
[16:14] <sadistic-ss> That was messed up. =/
[16:15] <Vitamyst> hey, you dont have to such outlandish things to get my attention :P
[16:15] <Maverick1> looks like you messed your pants from vita's touch too sadistic-ss
[16:08] <Vitamyst> :P
[16:08] * sadistic-ss has quit IRC (Quit: Gone to puke in the bathroom)

****later****

[16:12] <Vitamyst> poor sadistic-SS, I should have taken it easier on him =P
[16:13] <Maverick1> lol vita: he's probably doing something else in the bathroom :P
[16:13] * Darkduck shivvers
[16:13] <Vitamyst> O_O
[16:13] <Vitamyst> with out me?!?!?!?
[16:13] <Vitamyst> how dare he :P
[16:14] * Aodh comforts Vity with casual sex
[16:14] <shen> wut r u guys ghey?
[16:14] <Darkduck> Yeh
[16:14] <Vitamyst> shen, you aren't?
[16:14] <shen> fukc no
[16:14] * Darkduck is now known as Pinkduck
[16:14] * Maverick1 has the sturgeon violate shen
[16:14] <shen> is sadistic-ss gay?
[16:14] <Pinkduck> FAAAAAAAAABOLOUS!
[16:14] * Vitamyst puts on Richard Simmons hat.
[16:15] <Vitamyst> yes
[16:15] <Vitamyst> he come over last night =)
[16:15] <shen> o
[16:15] <Pinkduck> Everybody at Veritas is! We're all one big rainbow-y community!
[16:15] <shen> o i didnt kno u 2 were 2geter
[16:15] <Vitamyst> yup.
[16:16] * shen is now known as sadistic-ss
[16:16] <sadistic-ss> So what's this talk about me behind my back?!
[16:16] <sadistic-ss> Bastards?!
[16:16] <Vitamyst> =)
[16:16] <Pinkduck> *dies laughing*

****THe Final Stages****

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[16:41] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vitamyst
[16:41] <Vitamyst> back =)
[16:41] <sadistic-ss> wb hun
[16:45] * Vitamyst covers sadistic-ss in hot chocolate.
[16:45] <Vitamyst> oh yea... thats the way =)
[16:45] * sadistic-ss moans in delight
[16:46] <Aodh> The liquid or literally, hot chocolate?
[16:46] <Talyn> Both please
[16:46] * Talyn moans
[16:46] <Aodh> Because you said you only licked melted chocolate off of me!
[16:46] * Aodh bitch-slaps Vity
[16:46] <Vitamyst> Im sorry FE
[16:46] <Vitamyst> would you like me to make up for it?
[16:46] * Talyn slaps Vity's ass
[16:47] <sadistic-ss> Hell no you aren't... Not without me
[16:47] <Aodh> No amount of condiment will make up for this betrayal!
[16:47] * Aodh locks himself in bathroom with Celine Dion CD's
[16:47] <Vitamyst> sadistic-ss: you can join =)
[16:47] <sadistic-ss> =)
[16:48] * Vitamyst knocks on FE's door...
[16:48] <Vitamyst> please, open up =)
[16:48] * Aodh shoots mace through the keyhole
[16:48] * sadistic-ss fondles Talyn's biceps
[16:48] * Talyn fondles sadistic-ss's toes
[16:49] * Aodh shoots flaming hairspray through teh keyhole
[16:49] <Vitamyst> yes, It will be better than last time, I brought caramel =O
[16:49] * Vitamyst isnt looking through the key hole =)
[16:49] <Enlightenment> o.o
[16:49] * Aodh 's eyes pop out at the sound of the word caramel
[16:49] <Aodh> Hmmm
[16:50] <Aodh> NOOOOOO!!!!
[16:50] * Aodh has quit IRC (Quit: I'm the whisper in your head, the scream in your ear, I'm the serpent in the tree, the only thing you fear.)
[16:50] <Vitamyst> n0o0! D:
[16:50] * Aodh has joined #VAcademy
[16:50] <Vitamyst> wb =)
[16:50] <Talyn> Finally coming out eh?
[16:50] * Vitamyst starts heating up the caramel.... its all gooey =)
[16:51] * sadistic-ss moans in delight, once again
[16:51] <Vitamyst> sadistic-ss: thats for FE!  Get out of it!
[16:52] <Vitamyst> :P
[16:52] <Oprah> OMG, is that caramel? Well I just have to say, move bitch, get out the way! XOXO
[16:52] * Oprah steals the caramel
[16:52] * Maverick1 violates oprah
[16:52] * Vitamyst dumps pot over FE
[16:52] <Vitamyst> like that? =)
[16:52] * Talyn violates Maverick1
[16:53] * Maverick1 takes it like a man
[16:53] <Vitamyst> he likes violation, watch out :P
[16:53] * Talyn gives it like a bitch
[16:53] * sadistic-ss rubs his naked body all over FE, taking some of the caramel over on his body
[16:56] * sadistic-ss moans in utter extacy
[16:57] <sadistic-ss> O_O Boys, is it normal to have a boner while participating in this chat?

After that it just gets to bad to post :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on May 10, 2004, 04:13:38 AM
I wonder what some newbie would think of our OEC if he saw these qoutes....^_^
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on May 10, 2004, 05:45:30 AM
hmm, I'd think

"AAHH!! I HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!"

:p
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Sim on May 10, 2004, 12:01:02 PM
<Sim> word up
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<Sim> my god no-one seems to live
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on May 10, 2004, 12:21:14 PM
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<Sim> at the time
<Sim> well, mildly amusing perhaps
<LadyKalee> I smell a dog spirit
<Sim> well, a quick cough before some tumbleweed
<Sim> I smell.
* Sim points to his nose
<LadyKalee> I don't  but my kitchen does ;} rosemary roast
<Sim> heh
<Salamander> ho
<LadyKalee> ok who wants to see my new tattoo??
* Sim raises his hand
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on May 10, 2004, 10:01:44 PM
note: the b0b has been kicked thing is a joke script that i use every now and then just for the hell of it. i dont' actually get kicked.
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[22:57] <b0b> shit lol

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on May 10, 2004, 10:05:04 PM
[10:33] <Leondrel> When I grow up, I want to be a uterus
[10:34] <Silver_Hairdryer> o_O
[10:34] <Silver_Hairdryer> Quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on May 11, 2004, 02:44:42 AM
* sadistic-ss wishes there was a way to rate quotes and delete the ones that are not funny... Witout mod powers _
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 12, 2004, 03:29:29 PM
*** kobok sets mode +o on Azazen
<Forg> *laughs* Hi dear
* kobok gives Azazen 5 seconds as op to make him feel better.
*** kobok sets mode -o on Azazen
<kobok> Okay.
<Azazen> oh wait...
<lonegypsy> *grins* you are a tad sadistic kobok... me likes
<Azazen> i wasnt watching :(
<kobok> Hahahah
<Enlightenment> lol
<kobok> Well, better luck next time.  :)
<lonegypsy> *laughs*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on May 14, 2004, 11:51:40 AM
<SolsticeAurora> they would'nt let me graduate HS, because I was missing English credit, even though my reading comprehension skills where college level and I was one of the 10% smartest.
<SolsticeAurora> *top 10%

(yeah. everyone makes mistakes, but it's still funny ^_^)

~kakkarot

ps. quitewarrior: no worries :)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: quitewarrior on May 14, 2004, 01:39:45 PM
sorry kak,i should have thought of that.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 14, 2004, 09:16:20 PM
<Ninja_Kl0wn> Mary-Kate and Ashley are hot.
<The_Veritas_V> yes... yes theya re.
<The_Veritas_V> are*
<Dr_E> lol
* Dr_E nods
<The_Veritas_K> what? jailbait? where?
<The_Veritas_K> >.>
<The_Veritas_K> <.<
<The_Veritas_K> :P
<The_Veritas_K> just kidding
<Dr_E> :P
<Ninja_Kl0wn> They are legal age of consent.
<The_Veritas_K> true
<Narkotic> anyone like carrots?
<Ninja_Kl0wn> Excuse me, I have a threesome with twins to get to.
<The_Veritas_V> =/
<The_Veritas_K> lol
<The_Veritas_V> lmao
<Dr_E> ..0_o
<Narkotic> o.O
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on May 15, 2004, 11:22:10 AM
lmao!! Ninja wishes...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 16, 2004, 02:14:53 PM
*** Nightquest2 is now known as Maverickl
<Enlightenment> what..the fuck..
<Maverick1> it's an l not a 1 E
<Enlightenment> o_0
<Maverickl> hahahahaha
<Enlightenment> I know that..just..wow
<Enlightenment> lmao
<Maverick1> ./nick Nightquestisnowknownasnutquest :p
<Enlightenment> lol
<Maverick1> *Maverickl is now known as SonofaBishopsmalebitch
<Maverick1> I think that is more accurate for you Night ;p
<Enlightenment> kinky..
<Enlightenment> :p
<Maverickl> fuck you
<Maverick1> haha sorry I'm not that kind of guy
* Enlightenment cant tell which maverick is cussing out each other
<Maverick1> I'm the real Maverick1
<Enlightenment> heh..I'm quoting this
<Enlightenment> ^_^
<Maverickl> no im the real one nightquest2 stop fucking with my nick
<Maverick1> WILL THE REAL MAVERICK1 PLEASE STAND UP !
* Maverick1 stands up
<Enlightenment> oh dear
* Enlightenment hears eminem playing in the background
<Enlightenment> AHHHH
* Enlightenment shoots himself
<Maverick1> hahahaha
<Maverick1> I did not have sexual relations with that nickname !
<Maverick1> :P
<Maverickl> oh yes you did i heard it

--This is why people shouldnt be allowed to have similar nicks o_0
Title: Sovereign speaks ebonics
Post by: Maverick1 on May 16, 2004, 02:27:04 PM
[15:15] <Samael> I could never list all of them; they list is uncanny.
[15:16] <Maverick1> they list ? when did you start speaking ebonics sov ?
[15:16] <Maverick1> :p
[15:16] <Samael> the*


will the real slim sovereign please stand up !
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on May 17, 2004, 08:29:15 PM
lol kak

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err, whoops? ^_^
i'll take blame for that :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 18, 2004, 01:25:24 PM
<Kichara> is it bad if you take your computer to get fixed and when you get it back there is more porn on it
<LadyKalee> good enough to trade for a cow
<LadyKalee> they grow very tall also
<Spartan`> What is the name of the beans?
<Dr_E> Kichara: LMFAO
<Dr_E> one would say so
<Spartan`> Wonder if i can get them around here.
<LadyKalee> Jack?
<LadyKalee> wheres jack, i heard he has a cow to trade\
<Dr_E> your computer is pr0n infected rofl
<Spartan`> yep, all the GB of vid's :P
<Dr_E> "all your pr0n are belong to me."
<Dr_E> XD
<LadyKalee> guess what spartykins
<PsiBlade> lmao kichara, make sure nothing on your computer is sticky o.O
<Dr_E> hahahahaha
Title: miles gets pwned
Post by: Maverick1 on May 18, 2004, 04:45:55 PM
[19:29] <Spartan`> yeah looking at that, then everyone is speechless
[19:29] <Spartan`> sotiny :P
[19:29] <miles> sotiny?
[19:29] <Spartan`> so tiny*
[19:29] <miles> whats tiny?"
[19:29] <Spartan`> small
[19:30] <miles> lol i know what tiny is..what is tiny
[19:30] <Spartan`> hehe
[19:30] <miles> i mean...what is tiny
[19:30] <Spartan`> your speechless 'stamp'
[19:30] <miles> oh
[19:30] <Spartan`> damn doesn't anyone get it?
[19:30] <miles> omg spartan
[19:30] <Maverick1> your g/f said your schlong is miles :P
[19:30] <miles> sorry i just put it all toghether
[19:30] <Spartan`> lol
[19:30] <miles> no she didnt. believe me.
[19:30] <miles> i dun have one hehe
[19:31] <Maverick1> lmao
[19:31] <Spartan`> no schlong? :P
[19:31] <Maverick1> that's a quote
[19:31] <Kichara`> YOU DONT HAVE COCK!!!!!!!!!!
[19:31] <Kichara`> DAAAAAMN
[19:31] <Spartan`> XD
[19:31] <miles> omg
[19:31] <Spartan`> yep
[19:31] <miles> you guys suck.
[19:31] <Maverick1> yeah his g/f emasculated him
[19:31] <Spartan`> at we don't suck you
[19:31] <miles> actually...i am kinda stupid..i meant i dont have a gf
[19:31] <Spartan`> can't ;)
[19:32] <Maverick1> yeah suuuure miles you dickless wonder
[19:32] <Maverick1> :P
[19:32] <Spartan`> hehe
[19:32] * Kichara` whipes away a tear
[19:32] <miles> alright...
[19:32] <Kichara`> you've takin my place mav
[19:32] <Kichara`> good job
[19:32] <miles> kich, you suck.
[19:32] * Maverick1 goes to put that on the quotes board
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 18, 2004, 08:27:34 PM
<TakeV> can i be a mod? dont wory, ill just abuse power and ban everyone but jolonar
<Flacon> ..ROFL
<Flacon> hahahahahahhaa
*** Vitamyst sets mode +o on TakeV
*** Vitamyst sets mode -o on TakeV
<Vitamyst> >.>
<Vitamyst> <.<
<TakeV> lol
<TakeV> you did that last time too
<Flacon> quoted :p
<Vitamyst> I know :)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Captain Jack Sparrow on May 19, 2004, 07:05:23 AM
Right! this is the best thread I have seen thus far!
Title: PsiBlade and his girlfriend
Post by: PsiBlade on May 19, 2004, 12:46:51 PM
Well, for this to be funny, you have to realize that "PsiBlade and DreamLight" are Justin and Melissa, boyfriend and girlfriend. That having been said, this is pretty funny...

* dreamlight has joined #VAcademy
<dreamlight> my boyfriends poking fun at me with an old ex of mine, whats the best way to get a little revenge *evil grin*
<Maverick1> lol
<Maverick1> poke fun at him with one of his
<dreamlight> i dont know any of his, can i just poke him with a stick instead
<Akhilleus> a spear works better
<Kichara`> use a dildo instead it will freack him out
<dreamlight> a used dildo?
<Kichara`> yes
<dreamlight> thats am good way to get twice the pleasure
<Maverick1> kich: I was just thinking that LMAO
<Kichara`> freshly used
<Kichara`> lol
<dreamlight> i think he might enjoy that though
<Stevie-G> o.O
<Kichara`> ok then how about a used condom and slap him in the face with it?
* cryohorizon covers his face
<Kichara`> lol
<dreamlight> what flavor though
<Stevie-G> strawberry
<Stevie-G> ^_^
<Kichara`> grape oor pina colada
<dreamlight> i like all flavors
<Kichara`> oh
<Kichara`> hmm
<Kichara`> lol
<Stevie-G> lol of course you do... when theyre in your mouth...
<dreamlight> well ya, what am i supposed to do? like looking at them?
<Kichara`> how old are you/
<dreamlight> 15
* Kichara` grabs a cherry condom and trys to fing you
<cryohorizon> ...
<Kichara`> haha
<dreamlight> lol
<Kichara`> it works both ways but I meant find
* cryohorizon has quit IRC (Quit: cryohorizon)
<dreamlight> lol i think i'll try grape
<dreamlight> but he might enjoy that too, he's a little...out there....
<dreamlight> wait who is it supposed to be used by
<dreamlight> cuz if they are used by him he may or may not mind
<dreamlight> well nvm getting your face full of your own cum is kinda disturbing too
<Stevie-G> >.>
<Stevie-G> <.<
<Stevie-G> you know, i would laugh my ass off if he ever heard about this
<dreamlight> dont worry he will never find out im sneaky
* Stevie-G is now known as PsiBlade
* ChanServ sets mode: +o PsiBlade
* PsiBlade found out
<PsiBlade> Bitch.
* dreamlight has left #VAcademy
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 19, 2004, 08:00:38 PM
..lmfao Pb
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on May 20, 2004, 03:33:27 AM
[16:01] * Talyn goes insane from the silence
[16:01] * GunBlade has joined #vacademy
[16:02] <Silver_Archer> talk about insanity and look who comes
[16:02] * Talyn is now known as Talynsane
[16:02] <Silver_Archer> Quoted :P
Title: PB speaks too soon on the dreaded and deadly typo disease
Post by: Maverick1 on May 22, 2004, 04:01:37 PM
[18:45] <PsiBlade> Soverign. Prophecy does not go by any alternate names, I believe.
[18:46] <Primordium> No, I am not Prophecy.  He mentored me for about a year, in my earlier stages, though (2-3 years ago).  We don't always see eye to eye, however; undoubtedly the reason the reason which keeps our friendship alive.
[18:47] <Primordium> it is undoubtedly, which keeps our friendship alive*
[18:47] <Primordium> Gah!
[18:47] <Emre> heh
[18:47] <Primordium> it is undoubtedly the reason why are friendship is still alive, and so strong.*
[18:48] <Maverick1> *the reason which keeps our friendship alive
[18:48] <Vitamyst> lol
[18:48] <Primordium> I'm just going to blame my keyboard, rather then admit personal grammatical error :P
[18:48] <Vitamyst> :P
[18:49] <Maverick1> *cough egmanicialism *cough :P
[18:49] <Primordium> heh
[18:49] <Maverick1> *egomaniacalism*
[18:49] <Maverick1> argh
[18:49] <Maverick1> god damn you, you've spread the typo disease to me ;/
[18:49] <PsiBlade> lol, the disease is spreading, my work here is done.
[18:49] <PsiBlade> ^_^
[18:50] <Primordium> Are you looking for Prophecy, Emre?
[18:50] <Maverick1> yeah psiblade spreads typo disease faster than butter on hot bread
[18:50] <Maverick1> ;/
[18:50] <PsiBlade> Strange how I havn't caught it myself, yet.
[18:50] <Maverick1> [18:50] <PsiBlade> Strange how I havn't caught it myself, yet.
[18:50] <Maverick1> LOL!
[18:51] <Emre> No. Just asked, but Prophecy is definitely is a nice person
[18:51] <PsiBlade> You be silent >.>
[18:51] <Maverick1> hahahah
[18:51] <Primordium> There are many who would disagree.
[18:51] <PsiBlade> And what reason would they have for that?
[18:52] <Primordium> One I'll keep to myself.
[18:52] <Emre> That's my opinion. I didn't talk to him many times, but he always seemed to be nice
[18:52] <PsiBlade> I see.
[18:52] <Primordium> He's always been kind to me, though.
[18:53] <Maverick1> btw PB, consider that quoted :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 23, 2004, 07:42:40 AM
<Enlightenment> back
<SolsticeAurora> wb.
<SolsticeAurora> Fire, Stormie did not seem too happy when I knocked her down with my "nice breasts" lol
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<Enlightenment> lol
<SolsticeAurora> Appearently, I have tits, accourding to him.
<Leondrel> Tits eh?
<Leondrel> *gropes*
<SolsticeAurora> lol
* SolsticeAurora slaps
* SolsticeAurora jiggles in face.
* Leondrel moans and giggles
<SolsticeAurora> be a man, damn it!
<SolsticeAurora> lol
* Leondrel bites and sucks
<SolsticeAurora> LOL
<Leondrel> Manly enough for ya? :P
* SolsticeAurora sues for child support
<SolsticeAurora> Look what you did?
<SolsticeAurora> lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on May 23, 2004, 09:04:43 AM
Here we go...

Quote from: Veritians

and I need help just as much as the next guy
<@SolsticeAurora> There should be more shemales, like you around, then.
so now your claiming to be a guy ?
lmao
* Maverick1 sends her on Jerry Springer
JERRY JERRY
I hate jerry springer and i could fill a seasons worth my own self.
Title: and the truth comes out.. and criminal charges are possibly filed ? :P
Post by: Maverick1 on May 23, 2004, 09:37:35 AM
[12:27] <SolsticeAurora> lilladykalee: I dont see your camera on ;}
[12:27] <SolsticeAurora> Solstice: why would it be?
[12:27] <SolsticeAurora> Solstice: I dont have the drivers anymore.
[12:27] <SolsticeAurora> lilladykalee: i swear thats what I thought you were saying
[12:27] <LadyKalee> it is
[12:27] <LadyKalee> and I bit the bait
[12:27] * Maverick1 logs this for the divorce court evidence ;/
[12:27] * Vitamyst (bmxcalvin@681091dc.pbi.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[12:27] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vitamyst
[12:27] <SolsticeAurora> LOL
[12:27] <LadyKalee> SolsticeAurora watching the sucking action with a camera...
[12:27] <LadyKalee> [09:25] <SolsticeAurora> lol
[12:27] <LadyKalee> [09:25] <SolsticeAurora> yes, all the dented forehead action you crave.
[12:27] <Maverick1> not to mention the criminal court evidence
[12:27] <Maverick1> hey vity
[12:27] <LadyKalee> I missed it
[12:27] <Vitamyst> ...?
[12:27] <SolsticeAurora> you are perverted... hahah
[12:27] <Vitamyst> woah
[12:27] <Vitamyst> :P
[12:28] <Vitamyst> I missed something
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Maverick1 on May 23, 2004, 01:38:04 PM
[13:50] * Enlightenment dodges it
[13:50] * Enlightenment violates the shotgun..
[13:50] <lonegypsy> hiyas
[13:50] * Maverick1 beats E like rodney king with it
[13:51] * Littlebuddy is lost
[13:51] <Maverick1> E you lost your littlebuddy
[13:51] <Maverick1> ROFL
[13:51] * Littlebuddy walks around a little in random directions
[13:51] * Littlebuddy walks into a tree
[13:51] <Maverick1> haha no wonder you don't have a g/f E  your little buddy wanders around and goes into trees :p
[13:51] <Littlebuddy> Ow!
[13:52] <Littlebuddy> >_<
[13:52] * Littlebuddy explodes
[13:52] <Maverick1> lmao
[13:52] <Enlightenment> actually, I *do* have one, Mav
[13:52] <Littlebuddy> Not any more =p
[13:52] <Enlightenment> i was meaning a girlfriend..dumbass
[13:52] <Enlightenment> !crotchkick Littlebuddy
[13:53] <Enlightenment> maybe its your little buddy that's missing, Mav
[13:53] <Maverick1> she must not be getting it much since your littlebuddy wanders
[13:53] <Enlightenment> that's the first I've ever heard of it wandering
[13:53] <Maverick1> it sneaks off so it can cheta on your g/f ;/
[13:53] <Maverick1> *cheat
[13:54] * Littlebuddy runs into another tree
[13:56] <Enlightenment> meh..
[13:56] <lonegypsy> *laughs*
[13:56] <Enlightenment> if that wasnt one of my suspicions, I'd laugh, Mav
[13:56] <Enlightenment> :\
Title: Here Comes Booby Man...
Post by: Maverick1 on May 23, 2004, 04:31:38 PM
[19:28] * sadistic-ss (s-ss@ca8dd7fe.cu.an.effe4ead.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[19:28] * sadistic-ss is now known as sadistic-ss|BUSTY
[19:29] <Maverick1> hey SS
[19:29] <Maverick1> rofl
[19:29] * sadistic-ss|BUSTY is now known as sadistic-ss|BUSY
[19:29] <Maverick1> LMAO
[19:29] <Maverick1> quoted
[19:29] <PsiBlade> lmao
[19:29] <PsiBlade> quoted
[19:29] <sadistic-ss|BUSY> That was on purpose :P
[19:29] * sadistic-ss|BUSY is now known as sadistic-ss
[19:29] <Maverick1> [19:29] <Maverick1> quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on May 23, 2004, 04:55:19 PM
<sadistic-ss> Sorry guys, I'm malnourished. I've lived on nothing but Coke (the drink), weed (the drug), chips and oreo's these last few days
<PsiBlade> well then sell the weed and go buy yourself some real food
<Maverick1> rofl
<sadistic-ss> Right...
<PsiBlade> hey, its better than starving
<PsiBlade> wait... nvm no it isnt
<PsiBlade> screw that, keep the weed
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 24, 2004, 04:53:42 PM
<Zake> bah, all l33t h@X0rz0rs know that ISPs don't really exist!  its all a government scam to cover the fact that its done by aliens.
<Akhilleus> yup
<kakkarot> ... sure zake. sure...
Title: Don't drop the soap by Enlightenment....
Post by: Maverick1 on May 24, 2004, 05:23:45 PM
[20:06] <Enlightenment> brb
[20:06] <Enlightenment> ph0ne
[20:07] <Enlightenment> eh, nevermind
[20:07] <Maverick1> lol
[20:07] <Enlightenment> damn telemarketers
[20:07] * Maverick1 emails your phone # to a hundred different telemarketing places
[20:07] <Enlightenment> asshole..
[20:07] * Akhilleus shoots the telemarketers with a real M-16
[20:07] <Enlightenment> YAY
[20:07] <Vitamyst> lol
[20:08] <Vitamyst> plastic hurts worse
[20:08] <Enlightenment> and doesnt kill, so you feel it longer
[20:08] * Maverick1 emails your phone # to a hundred more different telemarketing places
[20:08] <Enlightenment> well..usually doesnt kill
[20:08] <Akhilleus> yeah,but i decided to go with the deadly oens for them
[20:08] * Enlightenment crotch kicks Mav with steel toed-spikey boots on
[20:09] * Enlightenment then installs windows 3.1 on mav
[20:09] * Enlightenment gives him a 1kbps connection
[20:09] * Maverick1 installs linux and owns E, and hooks his phone line up to dial gay 1-900 numbers 24/7
[20:09] <Maverick1> take that E you biatch :p
[20:10] * Enlightenment hacks himself, and installs t3h l337 mac OS X on himself
[20:10] * Maverick1 watches E get a phone bill for $10,000 worth of gay 900 number phone calls
[20:10] * Enlightenment directs the charges to Mav
[20:11] * Maverick1 directs them to SS
[20:11] * Enlightenment gives his number to Bill Gates, Micheal Jackson, Elton John, Leborraci (spelling?), the fab five, and Liza Monelli :D
[20:11] <Enlightenment> Mav's number*
[20:11] <Maverick1> that's a quotable
[20:11] <Maverick1> called E comes out of the closet
[20:12] <Enlightenment> lol
[20:12] <Thalog> back
[20:12] <Enlightenment> >.>
[20:12] <Enlightenment> <.<
[20:12] <Vitamyst> ...?
[20:12] <Maverick1> [20:11] * Enlightenment gives his number to Bill Gates, Micheal Jackson, Elton John, Leborraci (spelling?), the fab five, and Liza Monelli
[20:12] <Vitamyst> have something you've been hiding Enlightenment? ;)
[20:12] <Maverick1> that vity
[20:12] <Enlightenment> lol
[20:12] <Maverick1> yeah vity he's been getting ss to cheat on you ;/
[20:12] <Vitamyst> lmao
[20:13] <Enlightenment> damn, caught me
Title: More fun at Enlightenment's expense...
Post by: Maverick1 on May 24, 2004, 05:40:13 PM
[20:22] <kakkarot> "My kingdom for a cow! Mooooo!" :D
[20:22] <kakkarot> http://www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php?date=010429 (http://www.dragon-tails.com/comics/archive.php?date=010429)
[20:24] <Maverick1> kakk: leave your g/f out of this
[20:25] <kakkarot> i thought we already established that my gf isn't cheating on me with you because i don't have a gf. so feel free to continue to "cheat" with that cow, mav
[20:25] * Ordium|afk is now known as Primordium
[20:26] <Akhilleus> wb
[20:26] <kakkarot> y0
[20:26] <Primordium> Thanks.
[20:26] <Maverick1> I never said anything about me with her
[20:27] <Maverick1> I was referring to your cow reference you numbnuts
[20:27] <Maverick1> wb Pri
[20:27] <kakkarot> and i was referring to something you never said earlier, silly
[20:27] <kakkarot> hi ll
[20:28] <Maverick1> why don't you go back to having fun with that used glove you dug out of michael jacksons trash you nymphomaniacial freak :P
[20:28] <LightLink> hiya
[20:28] <Froz|Away> rofl
[20:28] <kakkarot> cause you "borrowed" it a while ago, don't you remember?
[20:28] <LightLink> Im confused...
[20:28] <Maverick1> hey froz
[20:28] <LightLink> whats going on?
[20:29] <kakkarot> just a bit of free style arena trash talkin ^_^
[20:29] <Maverick1> nah I wouldn't take sloppy seconds from the likes of you even if I wanted something like that, which I don't
[20:29] <kakkarot> what sloppy seconds? i never got a chance to use it before you took it
[20:29] <Maverick1> haha he cant even lose it to a glove
[20:29] <Maverick1> how pathetic
[20:30] <kakkarot> yeah, and i suppose you "losing" it to michael jackson is sooo cool?
[20:30] <Maverick1> I wouldn't be suprised if it called in an attempted rape by you kakk, you glove raping wannabe kobe bryant
[20:30] <kakkarot> (losing? more like giving it away)
[20:30] <kakkarot> it did call in the attempt, but you took it before the cops got here so they had no evidence to go by
[20:30] <Maverick1> nah kakk I wouldn't want your only piece of ass that never worked out for you anyways, besides unlike you I don;t go out with shemales
[20:31] <kakkarot> that's not what vita tells us, mav
[20:31] <Maverick1> now your confusing me with SS
[20:31] <Enlightenment> back
[20:31] <Maverick1> wb E
[20:31] <Enlightenment> thanks
[20:31] <kakkarot> well, ss ain't here
[20:31] <kakkarot> so i blame you
[20:31] <Maverick1> not my fault he's getting some lovin from vity
[20:32] <kakkarot> sure it is. vita rebounded with ss after you broke up with vita
[20:32] <Enlightenment> er..
[20:33] <Maverick1> no that was when he broke up with E you mofo
[20:33] <Maverick1> get it right
[20:33] <Maverick1> why do you think E just said err
[20:33] <kakkarot> lol
[20:33] <kakkarot> my bad, you're right ^_^
[20:33] <Maverick1> lmao
[20:34] <Enlightenment> ..*sigh*
[20:34] <Thalog> hi
[20:34] <kakkarot> quoted! lmao! XD
[20:34] <Maverick1> see he's still heartbroken over him :p
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 25, 2004, 09:20:06 PM
Mav, you asshole :\.

Piss on you all.
*** kakkarot sets mode -o on kakkarot
hahahah
dont do that Solstice, half of them will like it o.O
ok. well i'll be back tomorrow sometime. bye
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LOL
* Enlightenment gets a restraining order on Solstice
* Watarimono sets mode: +Confused Watarimono
* SolsticeAurora pisses out of reach.
>.>
<.<
* GreyEyes enjoys it
eew.
wait that wasnt supposed to be typed!?!?!
heh
quoted
;)

--

later on..

* GreyEyes opens an erotic toy shop instead
hi
there, quoted :p
damn IE booted me off
lol
That's cause you have no real pubes, and you're queer, unlike Sol and I
:\
LOL
er..
oh my god.
I HAVE PUBES FUCKING MORON!
* Enlightenment thinks he came in at the wrong moment
I'm quoting this too..
...
Not anymore!
:)
OOOOOWWWWWW
Ehh....
You're a pube-fucking moron?
NO
* Silver_Archer cuts off everyones genitals
o_o
there, now noone gives a shit if you have pubes or not
* Enlightenment dodges the castration
Silly Vihag, I dont have any!! mwahaha
LOL
O_O
O_O
someone quote that...  
* Enlightenment tazes Vihang in the area where he would have genitals
I am
* SolsticeAurora gives everyone a christmas card of his empty genital area.
I plucked some of my pubes
Title: Weeeee
Post by: Deathflame on May 25, 2004, 09:24:36 PM
[23:22] * Silver_Archer cuts off everyones genitals
[23:22] o_o
[23:22] there, now noone gives a shit if you have pubes or not
[23:22] * Enlightenment dodges the castration
[23:22] Silly Vihag, I dont have any!! mwahaha
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 26, 2004, 01:55:37 PM
Ispeelbest: llo
Ispeelbest: oll*
Ispeelbest: lolll*
Talynsane: NICE CORRECTION!!!
Ispeelbest: lol*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on May 26, 2004, 06:54:38 PM
* shadowwarrior13 sues maveric1
* Maverick1 violates shadowwarrior
i didnt give you permission to film
* shadowwarrior13 sues maverick1 again
* Maverick1 violates shadowwarrior again
* shadowwarrior13 is gettin rich
heh
soon you wont be able to walk ;)
* Maverick1 knocks shadow out, dresses him up like a camel, puts a sign on his ass that says free samples and drops him in downtown Baghdad
:P
...ROFL
yay, my lifelong dream comes true
im the village bicycle
I'm quoting that
feel free
:D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Maverick1 on May 28, 2004, 05:48:59 PM
[19:57] bannana phone :p
[19:57] *watching the video thing
[19:57] i watched the banana phone thing
[19:59] that was interesting
[20:00] banana phone rules!
[20:00] actually, no it didnt make any sense at all
[20:00] it sucked.
[20:01] you suck, miles
[20:02] ok
[20:02] perhaps i do
[20:02] you would know E, since you cheated on Vity with him :P
[20:03] yes
[20:03] oh youre subtle
[20:03] that one was almost over my head.
[20:04] from what E tells me, it doesnt take much for something to get over your head :p
[20:05] * GunBlade (asdasd@efdff7d7.ar1.adl1.airnet.6ca6b00c.au.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[20:05] true
[20:07] lol
[20:07] hey! that was a dirty joke
[20:07] ahahaha
[20:07] quoted
Title: Roffles And Syrup!! Xd
Post by: Enlightenment on May 29, 2004, 09:27:10 AM
roflles and syrup :p
Later.
later solstice
ROFFLE DD!!!
Night post
Hmmm...Roffle and milk.
Oh
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It Santa coming...
lol
He always has roffle and milk
He comes with his minion army of elves.
And they come with toys.
EARLY CHRISTMAS!! YAY!!
...i killed the joke, didn't i.
Yay! *shoves a tree up Trowa's...ear*
:D
Oww...I actually felt that.
lol
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quoted.

--

Oh, look at me now, im an idiot
oh wait, thats me
:(
..
quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on May 29, 2004, 10:14:35 PM
This may be one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time:

If we aren't better than bologna then we suck
My uncle took me to "Butch's Bologna Bash" at UW-Madison
it sucked horrible amounts of penis
People walking around in fez hats eating rolled up bologna skewed with toothpicks discussing football and stuff
It was awful
Now I hate bologna for life
It's the cursed meat of nasty penis
I hate it
That concludes my story.
Title: 0.0
Post by: Cryi on May 29, 2004, 10:27:06 PM
I have alot( hope they havent been used, ive been making a log of them for a while)


* not_cryohorizon picks up the small mass that remains of vitamyst and puts it in a bag and throws it into a dumpster
waug?
yes
waug

Remember Eki Kitsune?
*waves hand awkwardly*
* neurotox1n points at cyberfox369
lol
:)
* Viendin slaps waving hand.
*recoils*
?
ouch
*watches rolling tumbleweed*

ladyklee would you please ban thalog for tonight
hey
dont do that, just, let me eat my sturgeon

how does an assembly line worker afford to live in rhode island?

* Vitamyst brutally rips Kazirel limb from limb
want me to kick his ass?

* Solet steals half of Thalog's sturgeon
gosh
* cryohorizon points to about everyone but ladykalee and spellbmx
and the inactives
if someone had told me class time wasnt offiscailly over I would have not talked
yep
SURE
* Thalog tries to grab the half of the sturgeon but solet is taller then me and holds it in the air
* Thalog jumps up trying to get it

* Thalog makes a boomerang out of a 789 pound raw sturgeon, slaps everyone around with it

* Kazirel fucks spell
* Vitamyst does also
* Thalog makes a boomerang out of a 789 pound raw sturgeon, slaps everyone around with it
* Vitamyst brutally rips Kazirel limb from limb

=|
do i have to do this
* Offinadaze slaps LadyKalee around a bit with a large trout
lol
i guess it has come to this
* Offinadaze slaps Solet around a bit with a large trout
* Thalog makes a boomerang out of a 789 pound raw sturgeon, slaps everyone around with it
* Kazirel ass rapes vita myst 3 times

everytime someone says we, I kill a tree.

Sadly, I disconnected by accident and lost the lesson, and although i had the log, we may never be-able to revisit the horrid place we call - after dowsing class.

hi again
who are you?
i dont know you?
>.>
<.<

let me sing off AIM, then take off my pants and we can start..
errrr.... minus the pants thing P

eh, I do proofs in my spare time which probably makes me insane, but it's all good
dont do proofs
they give you aids-

(satan)
(satan)
(satan)
(satan)
(satan)
(satan)
sorry again

ok, i have to really go now
i need to feed my garndma
*grandma
shes havin macaronni tonight!!
bye y'all
:)
k
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THANK ALL THAT IS HOLY
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on May 29, 2004, 10:52:46 PM
"Videogames dont hold any power over children's heads. I mean, if Pac-man had any in our generation, we'd all be running in dark rooms, chewing magical pills and listening to repetitive eletronic music... 'Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989.
Sounds like someone's a raver."
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Q on May 29, 2004, 11:08:54 PM
Quote from: solstice
"Videogames dont hold any power over children's heads. I mean, if Pac-man had any in our generation, we'd all be running in dark rooms, chewing magical pills and listening to repetitive eletronic music... 'Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989.
Sounds like someone's a raver."


The quote itself is more funny than your quoting the quoter quoting it...

Or something like that.

Q

(edit) interesting site: http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/humor/humor_joke9.shtml
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on May 29, 2004, 11:41:51 PM
*Looks at Tsumaru*
*Looks at plastic tupperwear on head*
*Fails to see why he made that last sentence*

Make that three.
touche...
The first time I saw that word in writing, I pronounced it "Touchy"
There was a strange and disturbing image that came into mind that day.
Title: GID and 12 year olds
Post by: Maverick1 on May 30, 2004, 04:08:53 PM
[18:49] 12 year old girls have no development...
[18:49] lmao
[18:49] exactly
[18:49] 14 year olds did though :p
[18:49] *nods* some
[18:50] GID: you learned that from your internship with r kelly ? :p
[18:50] some 15 year old girls at my school are still flat as boards
[18:50] lol
[18:50] *sigh* i'd be offended if I had any idea who the hell that is
[18:50] a pedophile rape singer over here
[18:50] *rap
[18:50] :\
[18:50] well rape too :P
[18:50] lol
[18:50] nice type-o, mav
[18:50] lmao
[18:51] pedophile rape singer? hook that bitch up with michael jackson
[18:51] kinky
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on May 30, 2004, 05:40:47 PM
Well, my dinner consisted of a chewy bar, peanutbutter crackers, and a Sprinkles yogurt! :P
and Im earing it with a spoon I found on my bedroom floor... and its from Wendy's! :D
Vita|f00d: awesome!!!
:D
Eating
not Earing**
The nutritional value of Vita's food is tremendous
you're... earing it
Vita: considering what your eating... are you pregnant?
* xavier847 kicks bugz squa in the ear
Hey, ears get hungry too! :P
lmao
* Koujiryuu snarfle...yawn
GID: possibly, sadistic-ss has been coming over >_>
<_<
quoted... I never thought I'd hear someone say his ears are hungry
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Murray on May 31, 2004, 09:21:40 AM
I'll take that as an offence! :mad:
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on May 31, 2004, 10:10:12 PM
* Evil_Archer sees a penguin speed towards kak with a razor sharp slackware 9.1 CD
* kak|games kills the penguin
stupid linux :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on June 01, 2004, 10:38:47 AM
<@Vitamyst> Now go to your room!
I am in my room. Get out of my room!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on June 01, 2004, 07:52:27 PM
[08:18] If all the philosophers got in a huge fight, who would win?
 [08:18] Socrates
 [08:19] he had to fight with his wife enough
 [08:19] I'd say socrates would loose, considering he purposefully drank poison
 [08:19] I say Nietzsche
 [08:19] Nietzsche would fight dirty
 [08:19] Ummm. Rick james
 [08:19] yeah, Nietzsche would win
 [08:20] Rick James is a philosopher?
 [08:20] Why not ? :P
 [08:20] Nietzsche was rubber-room insane so I bet he would go ape-shit on the other philosophers
 [08:20] I think, therefore I am Rick James, bitch!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trowa on June 02, 2004, 08:11:28 AM
Heh, I didn't think you quoted that, Sol.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 03, 2004, 02:15:10 PM
fimlcon syndfromen
brimin...do I want to know what a brimin is?
helpme
a small couch
?
flimcon syndrom
fallcon syndrom
...falcon syndrome?
yes
Shadowwarrior - Thats alot of typo's.
SC:  ah ok, thank you
record
you keep track?
fimlcon syndfromen lol
im scalred
kiirar, i was joking
I can't access the forum - wtf?
SC:  ah ok :)  sorry
help me!!!
with what?
typols
lol
*tyops
take a typing class?
*TYPOS!!!
Or just look at the keys you're pressing?
SC: maybe a kick in the ass will help him ?
:P
maybe
ya, i got it right
LOL
Indeed
wouldn't want to give him further brain damage either :P
* SereneChaos hermit kicks shadow
och
lol
so I guess kicking is a bad idea
ouch*
too late... :P
annnd... qouted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on June 03, 2004, 06:21:10 PM
[06:49] Realise that its always insane, or leave... you know, that little X on the top right?
[06:50] wow, your right silver
[06:50] Thats what it does...
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[06:50] * Maverick1 has quit IRC (astral.hub.sorcery.net iuturna.sorcery.net)
[06:50] * kobok has quit IRC (astral.hub.sorcery.net iuturna.sorcery.net)
[06:50] lol
[06:50] lmao!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on June 05, 2004, 08:03:53 PM
well vitty.. not too far from the truth ....
vita... vitty.... i'll just stick with vita
for now on
I sometimes go with MitaVist
*from
fun to say :p
?
Its Vity, nor Vitty
*not
ahh
lol
shh.... >_>
<_<
i knew i did something wrong
vity, you are the weakest link... GOODBYE 1

wow..I have a dirty mind u.u
>.>
<.<
...
lol
...
lol
PREVERT !
:P
a prevert?
i'm not even sure thats in the dictionary
saw "Vitty"
got..confused
WHOA NOW
like you can use one anyways legion
DONT GO ANY FARTHER
j/k
lol
* Vitamyst is still lost =|
>.>
don't need to
"vitty twister"
<.<
o.0
LMAO
Ah... lol
* Vitamyst gets it >_>
that's what popped into my head
YOU PREVERTS!
* Enlightenment gives Vita a vitty twister >_>
E: no that's the move Vity used to get ops in here
D:
=/
O_O
lol
*** Vitamyst sets mode +v on Enlightenment
*** Vitamyst sets mode +v on Legionaire
*** Vitamyst sets mode +v on Samael|Slumber
*** Vitamyst sets mode +v on shadowwarrior13
*** Vitamyst sets mode +v on spellBMX
* Legionaire moves to the corner
haha!
someone should quote that  
quote what
:p
lol I will then
^_^
* Vitamyst laughs at mav
*** Vitamyst sets channel mode to +m
>.>
<.<
..rofl
quoted
quoted were?
and whats +vvv
and... +vv
*** Maverick1 has left #vacademy (this is what happens when you give inbreds any sort of power...)
*** Vitamyst sets mode -v on Enlightenment
*** Vitamyst sets mode -v on Legionaire
*** Vitamyst sets mode -v on Samael|Slumber
*** Vitamyst sets mode -v on shadowwarrior13
*** Vitamyst sets mode -v on spellBMX
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*** Vitamyst sets channel mode to -m
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wb :)
lol

--

Funny stuff XD
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Maverick1 on June 05, 2004, 09:28:26 PM
[00:16] /nick DressingLikeGirl
[00:16] *cough grow up *cough :P
[00:16] * WritingToGirl (bmxcalvin@681091be.pbi.828b38f5.net.hmsk) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
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[00:17] the cough :p
[00:17] LOL kobok
[00:17] kobok: he has enough problems trying to be like bobby hill, don't give him any ideas :P
[00:17] Hahahah
[00:17] LMAO
[00:18] loller skates
[00:18] Anyone here know much about mySQL?
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[00:18] * ChanServ sets mode: +o WritingToGirl
[00:18] wb shemale
[00:18] :P
[00:18] i can honestly say no
[00:18] damn devoicing script >=|
[00:18] so vity, how is your cross dressing idol bobby hill doing ?
[00:18] is he still trying to get you to screw your own cousin like he wants to ?
[00:18] * WritingToGirl wonders if he should have come back
[00:19] * Enlightenment steps away from Vita
[00:19] * WritingToGirl doesnt think so
[00:19] * WritingToGirl leaves
[00:19] * WritingToGirl (bmxcalvin@681091be.pbi.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has left #vacademy
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on June 09, 2004, 11:38:26 AM
I laughed my fucking arse off because egel farted his fucking underwear off.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silverdawn on June 09, 2004, 01:07:47 PM
So there I was in this hallway, right...
    I think I speak for all of us when I say
    WRONG BITCH
    we don't want to listen to your lame stories anymore
    in fact
    if you died right now, I don't think anyone would care!
    so what you say about that?
   *Silverdawn sets mode +b kakkarot
   *kakkarot was kicked from #vacademy ( )
    So there I was in this hallway, right...
    Right.
  right
   
   (Yup, straight outta Bash...)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 09, 2004, 02:30:04 PM
Lol, that's almost identical to the one at bash.org
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on June 09, 2004, 03:39:46 PM
Im deciding whether to test to see if my psionic abilites are working well enough to smash people into little chunks or not...
Shadow you fool...
please dont
lol

EDIT:

--

Later on..as we all discussed what lables we are (people keep telling me I'm a goth so..figured we'd discuss it.)...

I might make my own lable.
and my friend is a 'goth bitch'
eh, I dont mind as long as people aren't just posing for the hell of it
and then the rest of my friends are goth
im more of an outcast
I dont know what I am..o.0
Im a genderless being with a penis
..ROFL
quoted
lol
Rofl
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on June 09, 2004, 09:38:59 PM
hey kobok whats your real name?
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hey kobok whats your real name?
0.0
Kobok: what comment might that be?
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whoah, koboks nick looks so much cooler uncapitalized.
*** kobok_ is now known as kobok
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on kobok
miles:  Kobok IS my real name.  It's both my first and my last name.  My middle name is "The".
oh really
lol
whats your real name ?
0.0
miles:  I just told you.  :)
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its all like "whats your realy real name?" :p
lol
then what name did you register with at collage?
there all after kobok's real name eh?
kobok.!!! TELL ME
TakeV:  My other name.  :)
and that might be?
college
TakeV:  Not only might it be, it is!
its The Kobok The
that is?
Yes.
LOL
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on June 09, 2004, 09:57:01 PM
Quote from: Talyn
Lol, that's almost identical to the one at bash.org

really?
>.>
<.<

:P

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 10, 2004, 04:44:47 AM
Talyn eats Enlightenment
Talyn eats spellBMX
Silver_Archer eats ArlenJoy
Talyn eats TheKeyIsLove
Silver_Archer eats psiblade
Silver_Archer eats kobok
Silver_Arc: I AM IMMORTAL!!
Talyn eats Silver_Archer, thereby eating the people he ate
Talyn eats self and non-reality explodes, considering reality has already imploded
Silver_Archer attaches himself to talyn's neuro system, turns talyn into his puppet
Talyn: Look Japedo, I'm a real boy!
Silver_Arc: LOL


This one isn't related (much)...


Silver_Arc: Fi Fie Fo fum!
Silver_Arc: I smell the blood of an Englishman!!
Silver_Archer eats Talyn
Talyn eats his way out of Silver_Archer
Talyn eats self and reality implodes
Silver_Arc: LOL

Later...

Silver_Arc: Talyn..
Talyn: I got that...
Talyn: Yes dear?
Silver_Arc: You have a goomba stuck in your ass. Stomp it :P
Talyn stomps it
Talyn stomps Silver_Archer upon realising what he actually said
Silver_Arc: Opps.. sorry, it was an acidic goomba
Talyn stomps self and reality implodes
Silver_Arc: LOL
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 11, 2004, 11:07:38 PM
* bugzthesemisleepy is now known as korn
im hungry
me 2
* Wars_Man is now known as porn
* shadowwarrior13 eats korn
* shadowwarrior13 watches porn
hehe
lmao
* shadowwarrior13 loves korn&porn
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 13, 2004, 02:40:00 AM
it was 5 in the morning but vien was going to sleep so we were thinking of why Good morning and Good Afternoon are always welcomes while Good night is always a goodbye.

but I'm off to bed
at its 20 to 6
good morning, and good rest
and I got up at 1:30.. then that's .. 17 hour day, with work and all, good
yes
good night
..
and God speed
morning
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 13, 2004, 03:49:41 AM
Quote from: Q
(the geekiness begins)

*** Silver_Archer has joined #vacademy
hey sa
Yo Archer
yo Silver
LOL
Out of one weird irc client, right into another
*every possible variaiton of his name*
heh
Ksirc  
Linux?
Yep.
I think I know why I cannot run sound
Command-line or X-windows?
Apparently OSS is not installed :P
LOL
X windows
Cool

***

(it begins to kick into full gear)

Crap, is it just me or are downloads of OSS non existant? oO
*o.O
lol
* Silver_Archer waves white flag
I need help finding oss :P  
Sorry man
I'd be boned too in your place
heh :P
what kind of a system doesnt come with oss pokes into CD's
LOL
A shit one
you cant do a web search to find one?
Nope
I am not able to find any oss source or rpms
Didja try the OSS website?
(do they have one?)
couldnt find it
I'll see if I can find it

***

(the geekiness is at full swing)

I detest wine
It's screwed me over one too many times
I have actually played win games over it
For some time
I managed to play homeworld cataclysm
graphics rendering is better over here
Whoa
Cool
ur 313373r t4n m3
In linux I can run quake 3 at 1024x768 at 32 bit colour and get nearly double the framerate I got when i was running quake3 in windows, 16 bit 640x480  

***

(the realization)

Veritas Academy has become Geek Academy!
t3h r0x0rz!
WHATY!!}
LOL
* Silver_Archer goes to the site
I likes it
LOL
its the same
LOL
Well
For now it's mostly in the chatroom
BUT SOON!!
Lol
:P

***

(the takeover)

*** Sparky has joined #vacademy
life sucks!  
note: NEVER INSTALL A TEST LINUX
welcome to the geek academy. topic: Are mach kernels any good.  
LOL
x)  
Yeah
Geeks have taken over, maaaan!
*** sadistic-ss has joined #vacademy
Though there are only 2 geeks in here
Sadistic-ss, are you a linux geek?  
* sadistic-ss raises hand and adds geekdom
:D  
No, not a linux geek
Just a geek :)
:(
ok, good enough  
(boo!)
kobok is a linux geek though...
:)
* Silver_Archer prods kobok
Wake up! We are turning this place into the Geek Academy!
W00T!
LOL
sw33t
4150 73h 1337 4c4d3m`/
:P
r197 0n



Ha! That's weak. You should see me and kobok go at it. We're both Linux nerds.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Tsumaru on June 13, 2004, 04:14:33 AM
There were too many horrors involving Thalog tonight, so I could only get one. The most horrifying of them all =P

Quote
3playing: "Jessica Simpson - You Don't Have to Let Go" .:127kbps|Stereo|3:43:.
Perhaps someone should quote this...
it sounds like a bloke who has had his balls pinched
lol
rofl
it depends on what she is holding and who is letting go
she might be holding my clit
with me having one and everything
...
Thalog, are you not male?
Karen won't let me be a girl
lol
o_O
lmao
lol
Well, uh, are you a girl or a guy? Check if you have too...
hey! I want my money back for those dildos
I'm not done fishing them out yet
I'm getting really freaked out now.
>.<
Ok, your male...
0_o
it's a boy!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 13, 2004, 05:32:57 AM
hey, psicow was stereotyping when he said that, I got that joke from my aunt.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on June 13, 2004, 06:57:16 AM
Tsumaru... hahaha that one is hilarious! Thalog omg... I'm never going into a chatroom alone with him...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 13, 2004, 09:42:19 AM
it was 6 in the morning, I feel as if I did a pornography movie as a teen now.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on June 13, 2004, 01:20:03 PM
omg my friend is talking about Goku and Gohan and I'm just dying of laughter here
lol
He's like "I wish my name was Goku"
And I just fell off the chair laughing at that man...
Who wants to be named rice?
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kakkarot
i'd love to be named rice :)
lol
it's like "I wish my name was Rice..."
"what does that have to do with the price of rice in china?" "i'm not a whore :P"
i am!
lol
lMAO
i mean...
not
<_<
>_>
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 13, 2004, 02:22:46 PM
Akhilleus: true reflexes,memorization,etc comes from intense video gaming,not those silly "martial arts"
 Akhilleus: :P
  Vinncent: yes
frozkillir: lol
Enlightenm: lmao akh
  Vinncent: I can agree with that
Enlightenm: martial arts are silly, ok :P
Enlightenm:
  Vinncent: you certainly don't gain any strength from gaming though
Enlightenm: I'd rather train than play games
Watarimono: but if you learn how to defend yourself from videogames..you will be sorry
  Vinncent: except mabey your thumbs, but thats retarded
Enlightenm: which is what I do in place of where I used to play video games
Enlightenm: *note* I used to play video games TOO much
Enlightenm: :\
 Akhilleus: sure you do,because sometimes you lose control of yourself and break stuff in your room in a rage from being defeated by a boss.that helps buld strength
frozkillir: me too
frozkillir: lol
  Vinncent: ......weirdo
frozkillir: were getting great spelling from video games
Enlightenm: Akh: LMAO
Watarimono: no im talkin about mk syndrom
  Vinncent: then you need to take anger managment
  Vinncent: All your base are belong to us
Watarimono: where you try the stuff from videogames than you get your a$$ kicked
frozkillir: good negotiations
Enlightenm: exactly :p
frozkillir: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Enlightenm: Martial Arts > Video Games
Enlightenm: :\
     Talyn: ALL YOUR THONG ARE BELONG TO TALYN
Enlightenm: all your pr0n are belong to flacon
Enlightenm: er..
     Talyn: Quoted
Enlightenm: lal yuor pr0n aer blenog ot flacon!
Enlightenm: there
frozkillir: yay pr0n!
Enlightenm: :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on June 14, 2004, 10:32:11 AM
One good thing about the Earth being flat, was maps didn't get distorted.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 16, 2004, 10:17:04 AM
This came out of nowhere... Prophecy had been in for a few minutes and just came out with it.


Prophecy: The sun is too bright to stare at directly.
Talyn: Lmao!




Later...


Talyn: lmfao Thalog
    Kiirar: Thalog:  what is a cryonecrophiliac.  I know what a necrophiliac is, but a cryon?
    Kiirar: **cryo--
     Talyn: Trowa wants to join his people...
TrowaBarto: cryo - fire
TrowaBarto: hehehe
     Talyn: The frozen dead Kiirar
    Thalog: Cryo is ice
TrowaBarto: ...I know. :P
    Kiirar: so just realized how stupid that sounded
    Kiirar: yes, cryo is ice, this I know, and yes, necrophiliacs, but how does that work?
TrowaBarto: Cryo - ice.
TrowaBarto: Hehehe
    Kiirar: nevermind, don't explain it to me
TrowaBarto: lol
     Talyn: Didn't Walt Disney get cryo-stasis or something
    Thalog: having sex with dead people who are frozen
    Thalog: yes, so he could see the finish of Fantasia
TrowaBarto: Thank you, Thong.
      Egel: necryophelia
  kakkarot: a philiac is someone who has a grotesque or morbid fascination or attration to something
      Egel: wtf
  kakkarot: so it doesn't even have to be sexual
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  kakkarot: a phile is someone who cares for or supports something
     Talyn: But the connotations suggest that it is kak
  kakkarot: hi jeckel :)
     Talyn: Just like gay means homo to many
    Kiirar: though he is little, he is but fearce :)  hello Jeckel
  kakkarot: so a pedophile is actually a good thing
  _JECKEL_: .......
     Talyn: LOL!!
  _JECKEL_: ok
     Talyn: Quoted
      Egel: lol
    Kiirar: *fierce
TrowaBarto: ...kak...no. lol
  _JECKEL_: kakkarot you a michael jackson fan?
  kakkarot: it IS though, just cause the stupid media abuses and distorts the term doesn't mean a phile is bad
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on June 17, 2004, 07:09:28 PM
me i can't swear im trying not to now
Well don't listen to the opening song in "Jay and Silent bob strike back" then....XP
it goes a lil something like....
* Prophecy has joined #VAcademy
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Prophecy
...forget it :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silverdawn on June 18, 2004, 12:08:56 AM
HAHA! Oh my God, that's brilliant.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 18, 2004, 11:23:10 AM
Talyn: What if they managed to make a code that when you said "I like lemons with ice" it meant, "Take out the guy at the newspaper stand", but is identified because of the tone of voice...
Legionaire: lol, "Ice the lemon at the newspaper stand."
Watarimono: heh
     Talyn: A lemon is slang for a person who does very little (at least over here), so lemon could be a person, and saying ice might relate to what the guy who owns the newspaper stand has in his drink
     Talyn: Highly improbable that people could come up with a code THAT weird, but not impossible
    Frozen: lol
  kakkarot: you've apparently never watched b-rate spy movies :P
     Talyn: Lol
     Talyn: Apparently that's where I got the idea :P
  kakkarot: brb: gonna do laundry
     Talyn: kk
Watarimono: "The hotdog on the table has too much ketchup and is moldy, repeat hot dog is moldy"
    Frozen: At the beach, "Hey, shrimpy... feed the shrimp a piece of poop on an eggo stick with magically delicious rainbows" means, "I want a scoop of chocolate on a waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles."
    Frozen: Lmao
     Talyn: LMFAO!!
Legionaire: LMAO
    Frozen: LMAO
     Talyn: Methinks it shall be quoteth
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Psychic Shadow on June 18, 2004, 04:49:45 PM
So... Um... What is the IRC adress for #vacademy (IF that made any sense...)?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 18, 2004, 04:57:17 PM
#vacademy on sorcerynet
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 18, 2004, 07:11:57 PM
irc.sorcery.net 9000
irc.sorcery.net 6667
unholy.sorcery.net
nexus.sorcery.net
kechara.sorcery.net
servernameescapesme.sorcery.net
^different servers to access sorcerynet
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 18, 2004, 08:30:16 PM
* ThongBot has joined #VAcademy
<_JECKEL_> then my mission was successful
<_JECKEL_> ...
MY THONG!!!!!!
* ThongBot has left #VAcademy
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on June 18, 2004, 11:49:03 PM
dreamlight:  Do you believe in magick?
dreamlight:  And I hope you do...
dreamlight:  Because you'll always have an op wearing big red shoes...
lmao... the number of ways you can twist the classics
Title: :p
Post by: Koujiryuu on June 19, 2004, 09:14:31 PM
Haha check this out: "CAA is a non-profit, non-denominational organization dedicating to using the anime and manga world to transform lives and impact others for Jesus Christ, whom we believe to be the one and only son of God. "
http://www.christiananime.net/faq.php?faq=caa_info#faq_caa_info_rules
* Koujiryuu imagines Anime Jesus firing a kamehamebible at Satan
lmao
LOL
hehe
lmao
thats funny
hehehe
JESUS BLAST*
LOL
KA..ME...HA...ME...HA....JOHN 3:16 !
LOL
LMAO
ROFFLES

Later on..

* PsionicShadow has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
damn that peer
I nede to be kcikd
* TakeV was kicked by EvilKoujip00 (Always willing to help out. :)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Psychic Shadow on June 19, 2004, 11:04:55 PM
# shadowwarrior13 changes nick to Jerry
lol
on the subway diet!
just look at these parachute pants!
i used to wear these
now, i wear these!
*holds up a thong*
lol
brb
# Jerry changes nick to shadowwarrior13
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 20, 2004, 01:21:15 PM
Talyn: Ho
  Vitamyst: (: oH
            Talyn fingers Vitamyst
  Vitamyst: O_o
     Talyn: It was him, I saw him steal the diamonds!
*** ThiefDeath has signed off IRC (Quit: ThiefDeath)
  Vitamyst: >.>
  Vitamyst: <.<
     Talyn: lmfao!
     Talyn: Quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on June 20, 2004, 10:18:54 PM
* dreamlight notices i still have irc open
lol
did i miss anything good?
no :P
yes
* SereneChaos has joined #vacademy
the MASSIVE food orgy
hiya SC :D
i guess i picked a bad time...
lol
LOL
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on June 21, 2004, 01:20:06 PM
umm... what have i walked into?
Nothing really, you pretty much missed the whole thing...
the end of a large arugment
*argument
FUCKNUGGET SHIT SPELLER!! GET A FREAKING DCITIONARY!!
*dictionary
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Akhilleus on June 21, 2004, 01:22:22 PM
I can only show you the door, you're the one that has to kick me through it
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on June 21, 2004, 09:02:39 PM
<@Koujiryu> I only feel special when I touch myself >.>
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 21, 2004, 09:47:25 PM
* PsiBlade has quit IRC (Quit: erection reset by blear)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silverdawn on June 22, 2004, 12:39:03 AM
...That must be the best quote in this entire thread.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 22, 2004, 02:24:56 PM
--> Vitamyst (bmxcalvin@681091c3.pbi.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to Vitamyst
Hi lover
O_o
lol
yo vitamins
LOL
thats a new one
im taking that thank you :p
BASTARD!!!
lol
*mine*
all I need to do is quote this and it will be known it is mine
HAH!
I can "quote" it too :p
just change it a bit...
lol
DAM YOU!

Just so you know, that is mine, NOT LIGHTLINK'S!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LightLink on June 22, 2004, 02:32:32 PM
--> Vitamyst (bmxcalvin@681091c3.pbi.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to Vitamyst
Hi lover
O_o
lol
yo vitamins
LOL
thats a new one
im taking that thank you
BASTARD!!!
lol
*mine*
all I need to do is quote this and it will be known it is mine
HAH!
I can "quote" it too
just change it a bit...
lol
DAM YOU!




Thalog lies! Its mine!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 22, 2004, 02:35:38 PM
>LightLink< CTCP VERSION
-LightLink- VERSION mIRC v6.14 Khaled Mardam-Bey
lol
>Thalog< CTCP VERSION
--- Received a CTCP VERSION from Thalog
-Thalog- VERSION xchat 2.0.8b Windows 5.1 [i1586/1.60GHz]

He is using mIRC, if that was a real log from him it would have times in front of it, I am using X-Chat so mine is fine. HE LIES!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LightLink on June 22, 2004, 02:37:33 PM
OR maybe I quoted it by using Ctrl C and copying it directly?

stop trying to steal my stuff!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on June 22, 2004, 02:40:45 PM
Sorry... I have no idea what you guys are talking about, it happened like this:

--> Vitamyst (bmxcalvin@681091c3.pbi.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
--- ChanServ gives channel operator status to Vitamyst
I love myself!
O_o
lol
yo vitamins
LOL
thats a new one
im taking that thank you
BASTARD!!!
lol
*mine*
all I need to do is quote this and it will be known it is mine
HAH!
I can "quote" it too
just change it a bit...
lol
DAM YOU BOTH!!! YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY QUOTES!!!!

SEE, IT WAS MINE! =P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 22, 2004, 02:41:15 PM
well I wasn't aware the times weren't directly on the screen on mIRC, everyone quotes with times. And of course, he modified it a bit before he posted. Vity can vouch for me. lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LightLink on June 22, 2004, 02:47:20 PM
No, he vouched for himself! Its mine! I proved it, they are just trying to taqke it because im so funny!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on June 22, 2004, 02:55:54 PM
What are you talking about, there is undeniable proof that its mine, look, I even have the logs to show it:

that works vit
thats how it happend :p
your right
our lies cant work

And look, yet again!:
* beehe has joined #vacademy
hi lover
ha! I beat you to MY joke
NO, IT ISNT
hey!
hi thalog baby
yall are stealing vits stuff!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LightLink on June 22, 2004, 03:33:13 PM
* LightLink forges forg's signiture on the newly forged forg
not much, lazy day
lol
lol
hmmm... 'lilgypsy' is better than 'forgipoo'
cool
* beehe is now known as wantingsomething
well..that was a lot of forging
* Forg lights lightlink by linking him to the light and lighting him
lol
lol


and vits lieng! this is how it happened!

that works light
thats how it happend
your right
our lies cant work
 
And this!

* beehe has joined #vacademy
hi lover
ha! I beat you to MY joke
NO, IT ISNT
hey!
hi lightlink baby
yall are stealing lights stuff!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: beehe on June 22, 2004, 05:51:58 PM
you didnt even do it right
I wasn't aware you could kick an entire channel.
yea me neither
Sure you can.
Watch...
no
Err, maybe later.
mass kick !
Unless you go down the list.
NO ILL KILL YOU AND PILLAGE YOUR BODY

new one

People just decide to stop by my house and welcome themselves in...
=/
kobok: that's fine but your implications are not needed/watned
*wanted
do they put on rubber gloves and squeeze you?
:)
Maverick1:  *shrug*
rofl squeeze him with their rubbers
;/
vity is being mass violated ;/
Someone say rubber?
lol
not only are you psychic, but you are a sex fiend...what?

and the funny stuff i say is still funny

vita how big are you?
O_0
7 inches
o0o vity miles wants you :P
i mean i don't know
:\ rofl
beehe:  No, not his height.
im 36 inches
ROFL
Title: Haha
Post by: Koujiryuu on June 22, 2004, 08:45:45 PM
Maverick1 and I were talking in a PM, and he was downloading the Street Fighter Alpha 2 rom from Kazaa so we could do netplay...after waiting 2 hours for the download, this is what happened:
 
  stupif file is almost 6.5 MB
  heh
  f*ck
  doesnt work
  That sucks
  Selam! Nez'in Porno filmine bakmak istermisin ? http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc (http://"http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc")
  I know where you can get the arcade rom at, if you are interested
  Selam! Nez'in Porno filmine bakmak istermisin ? http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc (http://"http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc")
  Fucking arabians
  Selam! Nez'in Porno filmine bakmak istermisin ? http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc (http://"http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc")
  Haha, you got a virus or something :P
  Selam! Nez'in Porno filmine bakmak istermisin ? http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc (http://"http://www.kamerali.com/ImagePack.Sc")
  It affected mIRC
  hahahahahahahaha
  stfu
  not funny
  it hasnt affected my mirc
  Why the hell were you just spamming me in arabic then?
 
 EDIT by Silver: I quite like it, but I edited the links a bit because those are actual virus links. This way people will not get affected. :)

EDIT by the Hamburglar: Robble robble robble~! Good idea. XD
(http://www.mcdbq.com/coloringbook/coloringbook/hamburglar1.gif)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Maverick1 on June 22, 2004, 09:36:28 PM
f**k off kouji man. It's not that god damn funny. Wouldn't be so funny if it happened to you, and I wouldnt go on and on about it for a whole fucking hour afterwards. so DIE !

;/
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on June 23, 2004, 12:16:08 AM
Silverdawn can be Carl
lmao
i can imagine Silver as a thirty year old fat balding man yelling at a wad of meat to get out of his pool
hahaha
Damn right.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on June 23, 2004, 10:59:18 AM
*** dreamlight has quit (Quit: dreamlight)
Pff, I'm taking head from a guy who duck taped himself to the ceiling trying to replace a lightbulb
OMG OMG
worst typo ever
I meant heat!!
LOOOOOL
taking head?
* Darkduck dies laughing
are you sure>?
HEAT, I meant HEAT
LMFAO
LMAO
hahahahaha
quoted
someone quote that
I will!
why, was he not going to give it away, so you had to take it?
Title: Here's the rest of it :P
Post by: Maverick1 on June 23, 2004, 11:02:40 AM
[13:55] why, was he not going to give it away, so you had to take it?
[13:55] Err.
[13:55] Gah, don't quote that, it's from bash.org
[13:55] haha nah he didnt have to solstice, he wanted it ;)
[13:55] ...Koujiryuu: WTF, really?
[13:55] LOL
[13:55] :p
[13:55] * Darkduck dies
[13:55] Koujiryuu: Care to send me the link? :S
[13:56] I thought you said it was?
[13:56] solstice: he enjoys it more than monica lewinsky enjoys a cuban cigar ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 23, 2004, 12:31:48 PM
*** Koujiryuu is now known as FryLock
            FryLocksings My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream. o ya~!
*** Guest_203 (Silverdawn@cc183ab7.speed.efa1b32d.nl.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
*** FryLock is now known as Kouji
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Maverick1 on June 23, 2004, 07:13:33 PM
[22:07] who here knows if im male or female?
[22:07] it was a different spelling
[22:07] I feel slow:p
[22:07] :P
[22:07] lol
[22:07] Male
[22:07] id guess male
[22:07] Ye be male
[22:07] male?
[22:07] SHEMALE!
[22:07] simply because 99% of veritas is male :P
[22:07] correct so far
[22:07] lol
[22:07] your shemale? :p
[22:07] so far? lol
[22:07] LMAO
[22:07] LOL!
[22:08] lol
[22:08] ROFLMAO!
[22:08] QUOTED
Title: PB I have bad news for you... YOUR SHE IS A HE !
Post by: Maverick1 on June 23, 2004, 07:19:20 PM
[22:10] Im a he
[22:10] I found a place that teaches cisco a few miles a way
[22:10] good place for a tossser like you azazen :P
[22:10] I'm a genderless being with a penis
[22:10] Dreamlight be he???
[22:10] sge*
[22:10] [22:10] Im a he
[22:10] she*
[22:10] What the heck is going on?!
[22:10] then maverick1 had to give his insite
[22:10] PB I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU...
[22:10] lmao
[22:10] what?
[22:10] PB I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU...
[22:10] LOL!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LightLink on June 23, 2004, 08:04:39 PM
so I can show off my l33tness
yup
because...I AM l33t
mhm..
lol
oh come on, your know im l33t
'your know'
riiight.




are you breaking the habit tonight? :p
nah
lol
I'm using music as a weapon
and trying to find a place for my head at the same time...
my ya know... my fingers have become so numb
I can't feel my head there
and that scares me
So I wanna run away
but I wanna break that habit
so I've just gotta find somewhere I belong
do you know whats worth fighting for?
what?
my december
but nobody's listening
Title: er...odd..
Post by: Enlightenment on June 23, 2004, 08:21:04 PM
lol
I used to be 245, and at the time I was 5'2, back 3 years ago that is
presently I weigh 180, but that's due to the high amount of muscle mass I've built up due to the daily 3 hour work outs
:\
ooo, your sound so manly already...
:p
I'm 5'8 now though o_0
* SereneChaos feels up Enlightnement
lol..
ooo
lol
* Enlightenment runs away
is it firm SC?
come back here puppet!
._.

..felt the need to quote that..

>_>
<_<
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on June 24, 2004, 11:57:12 AM
Lies! Falsities! Untruths!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Thalog on June 24, 2004, 01:00:07 PM
Fun Activities!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 24, 2004, 03:26:20 PM
b0b = kak?
yeah vinncent
yes, b0b is krakkalot
whoah
b0b is kakkarot? that would certainly explain why they're never seen together ^_^
* Vinncent dies from obtaining such powerful knowledge
lol
like spiderman
* b0b takes off his glasses
* b0b is now known as kakkarot
:D
WO!!!
* Vinncent gasps
and
yeah
* kakkarot puts his glasses back on
* kakkarot is now known as b0b
* Maverick1 dies from the super-sayajin radiation of ki
i never knew!
now you know my secret ;)
:P
and
quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on June 24, 2004, 11:15:25 PM
Does the finger function actually have a use, outside of erotic release?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 25, 2004, 03:36:02 PM
*** PsiCow has signed off IRC (Quit: IRC Error: Connection Implosion)



Also...



Talyn 's head a splodes due to massive headache obtained from restless sleep, fight choreography in which throwing of the self was performed, and a few hours on the computer editting said choreography
Legionaire: *stares at Talyn and shakes his head*
Legionaire: somebody have a mop?
            Talyn hands Legionaire a mop
Legionaire: O_O
*** Talyn is now known as Zombie
    Zombie: Brains....
            Legionaire beats the headless Talyn with the mop handle
            Zombie gets beaten
*** Zombie is now known as ReUnDead
            Legionaire takes a match to ReUnDead
  ReUnDead: Brains...
  ReUnDead: Again...
  ReUnDead: Fuck...
            ReUnDead gets burned
*** ReUnDead is now known as ReReUnDead
            ReReUnDead dies
*** ReReUnDead is now known as Talyn
     Talyn: :P
            Legionaire sets the headless Talyn on fire
Legionaire: :P
            Talyn runs around screaming (somehow)
            Legionaire hopes for bash quote
            Talyn takes the bash quote and beats Legionaire to death with it
*** Legionaire is now known as Legion|Dead
            Legion|Dead eats Talyn
            Talyn eats his way out of Legion|Dead
            Talyn eats self and reality implodes
Enlightenm: o.0
*** Legion|Dead is now known as HoleInStomach
HoleInStom: ..
     Talyn: Welcome to the 13th circle of hell
     Talyn: Talyn's 13th Circle of Hell, the Circle of the Bizarre
HoleInStom: we really need to get a life...
Talyn: I need to get 4
     Talyn: You need 2
HoleInStom: o_O
*** HoleInStomach is now known as Legionaire
     Talyn: That's one..
Legionaire: heh
            Legionaire steals Talyn's soul
Legionaire: there's another
     Talyn: Now I need 5...
     Talyn: Bugger
     Talyn: That'll be harder to get than 4
     Talyn: Hmm...
     Talyn: Such an obvious statement...
Legionaire: *head hits keyboard*
Legionaire: i give
Legionaire: i win in role-playing... but you come out on top
ArcticShad: at least the place is lively...
Legionaire: define "lively"
     Talyn: Have you ever walked into a room and said "Why did I walk in here?" Why are you asking you, you don't fcking know!!
ArcticShad: active
ArcticShad: Not-Dead
            Legionaire looks up and see's death
Legionaire: Talyn: LMAO
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 26, 2004, 12:55:08 PM
*** Emre (Emre@dbc1ea57.a.efe0e7b1.de.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
shadowwarr: yo
*** Emre has signed off IRC (Quit: Emre)
Title: just something really..ODD
Post by: Enlightenment on June 26, 2004, 07:02:22 PM
*** Channel mode is +tn
yo
hey E
perfect for the kama sutra
hello everyone
kama sutra?? where?
Hello, Enlightenment.
* Enlightenment looks
no
hey Sov
With my occult habits, and his sexual acts, we would make quite the team.
o.0
lol..oh
o.0
Don't ask. :)
....lol
:P
lol..I felt inclined to..but now I think I wont
>.>
<.<
long story, and very kinky
wait
did i just say that?
i meant to think it
Sov -- Jesus christ you kinky ass!
you kinky ass?
Nah. My little discussions with Kerub are kinky; this was just amusing. Isn't that right, pookie bear?
his ass is kinky?
LMAO
lol
Oooh Yes!
More than you could imangine.
he got bass taped
*** Quiksilver has quit (Quit: Try to beat the odds, like an abusive side-show owner.)
nobody got that?
...
OMG!
You saw that today on Comedy Central?
there ya go
Who said my nick?
yes
spv
THE DAY SOV SAID 'lol'!!
sov*
He says it all the time...
*** Frozen has joined #vacademy
lol
yo
Oh, that little bastard Sov.
Don't call me a 'pookie bear'.  
I think, kinko is waiting for you.
Frozen -- We're all talking about sovereign kinky abuse of his occult powers.
Sovereigns*
Oh god
yeah
Would you prefer shnucker doodle, then?
How he molests cats and everything.
and how his ass is kinky
Ugh.
hello frozen
God damnit! Can't you all see!?
...
?
lol
see what?
He uses his occult powers to molest little kittens!!!!!!
no
thats me
:|
duh
i mean.....
I'm quoting this
thats mean
all of it
>.>
yeah, thats what i meant
<.<
<_<
>_>
..
Sovereign, god damn you! Look at the convo you started.
I haven't the slighest as to what you're talking about, my scrumptious little muffin.
With my occult habits, and his sexual acts, we would make quite the team.  
Aah now you'
you're wrong
I'm you're scumptious butt muffin
Hey
and im an ass goblin
That's my phrase
now off to add this to the quotes section o.0
or anal dwelling butt monkey
As long as your service remains, your name doesn't concern me -- $15/hr is fair, right?
im cheaper
Okay Frozen, seeing as though you're a female, you might want to stay out of this convo before sovereign invokes some sort of spirituall entity to molest you in you're dreams.
:P
 I DONT CARE... Screw you Sovereign lol
He would enjoy it I'm TELLING YOU!
Then I'll cut off his puny dick and make him screw himself up the ass.
I would never do something of that nature -- it's simply out of character.
Go ahead, Sov... TRY me.
..
* Frozen is not in a good mood
>_>
...
i wonder why
You know, that's an interesting notion; disregarding the pain it may involve.
..
LMAO
mabey because your in a room full of gay pervs
* Kouji|brb taps his astral foot and "harumphs".
:)
* Kerub comes out of his void.
Simma down now, folks.
how do you make the text bold?
Sovereign!!
*** Kerub has left #vacademy (Too much action for me.)
SEE!
NOW YOU SCARED OFF MY ONLY ONE!
I don't wanna go on a massive kicking spree.
*** Trillis has quit (Quit: GODDAMNIT!)
*** Trillis has joined #vacademy
:P
Just messin'.
*** Kerub has joined #vacademy
Sovereign is the cause of all this kouji!
I tell you!
Cause of what?
Feel free, Kouji
o.0
So, how is everyone's sex life?
Non existant.
=/
Him and his advanced magick use, he uses it to molest the god damn kittens!! thus, he has casted a spell to cause me to become his scrumptious muffin!!
***Sovereign has been kicked by Kouji|brb (No. That's exactly what we DON'T want to talk about.)

later on..

*** Trillis has quit (Quit: is off to molest poor virgin kitties! laters.)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 27, 2004, 06:54:36 AM
*** Koujiryuu has given Silverdawn operator status on #vacademy
*** Silverdawn has signed off IRC (Quit: Silverdawn)
     Talyn: lmao
     Talyn: Quoted
 Koujiryuu: heh
 Koujiryuu: Ick, I hate that crap
 Koujiryuu: When someone says "Quoted!" after something funny happens, it's annoying.
     Talyn: Quoted
     Talyn: :P
 Koujiryuu: Half the time it isn't even funny
  Solstice: lol
Koujiryuu: Like "OMFG j00 said 'lol'!!!1" "Quoted!"
     Talyn: lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on June 27, 2004, 08:48:14 AM
Holy shit, who are you talking to?
Holy shit, for the last 10 minutes I thought you were Vita.
*** Solstice is now known as Vitacynt
Title: Xbox is E V I L like Sovereign abusing kitties in his satanic rituals
Post by: Koujiryuu on June 29, 2004, 06:55:33 PM
* Koujiryuu plays FFVIII - Liberi Fatali
* Zake would plays FFX... if his brother would GET AWAY FROM THE DANG PS2 sometime this WEEK. Grr.
PS2 sucks, Xbox pwns
* LightLink was joking just then...
to use Xbox is to tap a dark, forbidden power, LL.
that of microsoft.
lol
good.
Xbox blows so hard...
Xbox is da shit
do I have to exhort you to return to the light, dreaming?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on June 30, 2004, 09:02:01 AM
[18:38] * C4 has joined #vacademy
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[18:38] * Rafnul has joined #vacademy
[18:39] * kobok has joined #vacademy
[18:39] Yo
[18:39] * Samael|afk has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[18:39] wonderful...
[18:39] * Rafnul|T00nz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[18:39] this is not fair :'(
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LightLink on June 30, 2004, 10:10:08 AM
* Silverdawn senses Prophecy.
* Prophecy has joined #VAcademy
* Prophecy has left #VAcademy
...
w0w
LOL
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 01, 2004, 08:14:15 PM
im watchign queer eye for the straight guy:)
hi trillis
PB's favorite show
LMAO
j/k
hey Dreamlight
lol no its my favorite show
PB doesnt like it:( he laughs when i watch it
so your a straight guy !?>
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o PsiBlade
see told you she's a HE !
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on July 01, 2004, 08:40:01 PM
I had a physics prof who came in and announced to the class that he was a terrorist.
lol
er....
=/
Fortunately, it turned out he was just really bad at English, and trying to say that he was a "theorist".
lmao
lol
lol
quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on July 01, 2004, 08:41:30 PM
lol
quoted
quoted :p
i win
* Akhilleus quotes the quoting
i got it first and posted it
No, Im quoting you saying "lol, quoted".
well
meh
no, Akhilleus, thats what Im doing :p
im confuzzled
I'm quoting... STUF
err... STFU
umm
yeah
not Shut The Up Fuck
lol
you better shut the up fuck!
yeah,you can quote his quoting all you want,but il still quote your quoting of him quoting something
dun dun dunnn!
quoted
:p
* Akhilleus explodes
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 03, 2004, 05:15:10 PM
* PsiBlade goes back to planning for tomorrow
* firequall wonders what PsiBlade is planning for tomorrow :P
The same thing he plans every night.  To takeover the world!  They're PsiBlade, they're psiblade, they're psiblade and the dream dream dream dream dream, badadada da, ba bum!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 04, 2004, 03:33:56 AM
man yall are pathetic
check this shit out: *editted out by request of person in pic*
who dat?
thats dreamlight, for the record
oh
Glad you got that out before I finished typing "yeah, I'd definately hit it" PB.
lmao ninja
She looks like the kinda girl who wouldn't even talk to me in HS
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 04, 2004, 04:33:31 AM
who here has heard "narayan" by Prodigy?
Prodigy I have heard of, Narayan I have not.
Aryan I have heard of though.
Slap me before I go into my bad Hitler impression mode plz
* PsiBlade slaps Ninja_Kl0wn around a bit with a large trout
Thank you
anytime
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on July 04, 2004, 07:57:06 AM
D: a triple post psiblade. tsk tsk tsk :P
(just buggin ya ^_^)

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on July 05, 2004, 11:23:44 AM
*** C_I_A is now known as Talyn
*** Talyn is now known as Kallio
- NickServ - Talyn is not online.
*** Kallio has signed off IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: C_T_U (Talyn@host81-153-81-36.range81-153.btcentralplus.com)))
- NickServ - Removing ghost, 'Talyn'
     N_S_A: * Bombers nuke the I_R_A
            I_R_A has IBMs, bizzotch
*** C_T_U is now known as Talyn
            I_R_A blows up the bombs
- NickServ - This nick belongs to another user.  Please change nicks
- NickServ - If this is your nick please try: /msg NickServ ID password
- NickServ - Password accepted -- you are now identified
*** Kneeko (d.j.d.holl@9b54ab3e.range81-155.5465e1c8.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
*** N_S_A is now known as DoomFrost
*** kobok has banned ?_?_?!*@* on #vacademy
    Kneeko: how can you ghost me when i changed my name?
Revolution: lol.
     kobok: I wonder if that works...
*** Kneeko is now known as Kallio
- NickServ - Kneeko is not online.
*** Kallio has signed off IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Talyn (Talyn@host81-153-81-36.range81-153.btcentralplus.com)))
- NickServ - Removing ghost, 'Kneeko'
     Talyn: Like so
            DoomFrost fires ICBMS
*** I_R_A has signed off IRC (Quit: I_R_A)
     kobok: heh
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*** Nobody-C81AF (cast_into_@804eba52.clv.463bbca1.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
 DoomFrost: Weeh!
*** Kneeko is now known as Kallio
     Talyn: If you don't enter your password in once changing your name, the ghosting still affects you. I give you 15 seconds then I ghost again :P
*** kobok has unbanned ?_?_?!*@* on #vacademy
Nobody-C81: o.0
 DoomFrost: It worked
*** Nobody-C81AF is now known as Enlightenment
    Kallio: ?
Enlightenm: bah
 DoomFrost: ().()
- NickServ - Kneeko is not online.
*** Kallio has signed off IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Talyn (Talyn@host81-153-81-36.range81-153.btcentralplus.com)))
- NickServ - Removing ghost, 'Kneeko'
     Talyn: I warned him...
  kakkarot: talyn: stop it
*** Kneeko (d.j.d.holl@9b54ab3e.range81-155.5465e1c8.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
*** Kneeko is now known as Kallio
     Talyn: Alright, I'll stop
Kallio: ??
     Talyn: Lol
     Talyn: Did you enter your pass in Kallio?
    Kallio: good
    Kallio: you cant do it anymore
    Kallio: I think...
     Talyn: Can I test?
    Kallio: :S
Enlightenm: lol
    Kallio: yes
    Kallio: ...
     Talyn: He said I could
    Kallio: :D
- NickServ - Kneeko is not online.
*** Kallio has signed off IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Talyn (Talyn@host81-153-81-36.range81-153.btcentralplus.com)))
- NickServ - Removing ghost, 'Kneeko'
     Talyn: !!!!!!
Enlightenm: rofl
     Talyn: lmfao!!
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     Talyn: What the hell?!
    Kneeko: eh?!
*** Kneeko is now known as Kallio
     Talyn: Okay, that's WEIRD!
     kobok: Kallio:  You have to not connect as Kneeko.
  kakkarot: change your nick twice
    Kallio: i typed /ns identify Kallio password*
     Talyn: Ahh... That's why
Enlightenm: :\
     kobok: kakkarot:  That doesn't help.
    Kallio: hmmmm
     Talyn: Enter your pass, sign out and back in again
Enlightenm: well..I'm off
*** kakkarot is now known as kneeko
Enlightenm: bye peoples
     Talyn: Cya later Enlightenment
*** kneeko is now known as penguin
*** penguin is now known as b0b
*** b0b is now known as kakkarot
    Kallio: lol
*** Enlightenment has signed off IRC (Quit: Enlightenment)
     Talyn: Waug?
  kakkarot: try ghosting me
*** Kallio is now known as Salamadner
- NickServ - Kneeko is not online.
*** kakkarot has signed off IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Talyn (Talyn@host81-153-81-36.range81-153.btcentralplus.com)))
- NickServ - Removing ghost, 'Kneeko'
Salamadner: :D
Salamadner: lol!
Silverdawn: OWNED
Silverdawn: hahahah
     Talyn: lmfao!!
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*** ChanServ has given kakkarot operator status on #vacademy
Salamadner: lol!
  kakkarot: ok
Silverdawn: You just got owned kakkarot.
     kobok: kakkarot:  Seee!  :)
     Talyn: Quite literally, you did ask for that kak
     Talyn: That has to be quoted!
  kakkarot: i LET him do it to test kobok's statement
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 05, 2004, 01:35:21 PM
* Dreamlight looks around for a baseball bat
* PsiBlade hands dreamlight a shinai
close enough :P
no! I always drop yours
lol thats true, you hit me on the head with it
thats besides the point lol
dl: so that's why he never asks you for blowjobs anymore
you ddrop it and hit him in the head with it :P
:0
omg quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on July 06, 2004, 02:09:08 AM
A conversation Silver_Archer and I had on AIM:

BMXCALVIN068: Err... A pack of firecrackers went off in my hand =/
vihangdixit: fist open or closed
BMXCALVIN068: As I was throwing them.
vihangdixit: heh, closed
BMXCALVIN068: not really
vihangdixit: Then why didn't your hand get blown to bits :P
vihangdixit: Vitamyst, the 1 handed martial artist
BMXCALVIN068: i had them between my thumb and pointer finger.
BMXCALVIN068: lol
vihangdixit: that would have made a good headline someday :P
BMXCALVIN068: =/
BMXCALVIN068: /me beats the fuck out of Vivi with one hand :P
vihangdixit: the only known master of the right hand stump strike :P
BMXCALVIN068: lmao
vihangdixit: "The stump where my right hand used to be can infact deliver very poweful blows. I modified iron gong training to train the stump"
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: firequall on July 07, 2004, 12:16:13 PM
heh, it's a few days old, but it was still pretty funny
-----
[16:03] ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ............................................................................... ...
[16:03] wheres Pacman when you need him...?
[16:03] sorry kouji
[16:03] * firequall is now known as pacman
[16:03] there he is!
[16:03] * shadowwarrior13 has joined #vacademy
[16:03] * Talyn is now known as dot
[16:03] * pacman plays sounds in background
[16:03] yo
[16:03] AHH!
[16:03] 0_o
[16:03] * pacman chases after dot
[16:03] eat dot pacman!
[16:03] * dot is now known as ManyDots
[16:03] go go
[16:03] wrong time?
[16:03] lol!
[16:03] * ManyDots runs
[16:03] * ArcticShadow is now known as PowerPeller
[16:04] *wowwowowowowowowowowowow* *bloop bloop bloop*
[16:04] * PowerPeller is now known as PowerPellet
[16:04] * Kallio is now known as dot
[16:04] * dot runs
[16:04] We need ghosts
[16:04] * pacman chases
[16:04] * shadowwarrior13 is now known as flamethrower
[16:04] * dot runs very fast
[16:04] mwahahahah
[16:04] * pacman takes shortcut
[16:04] * dot is now known as pacmaneatingthing
[16:04] feel my wrath!!!
[16:04] * pacmaneatingthing chases pasman
[16:04] * pacman runs away
[16:04] gyaha!
[16:04] ahahaa!
[16:04] *wowowowowowowowowowowowowowo*
[16:04] lol
[16:04] * Koujiryuu is now known as SonofSun
[16:04] * flamethrower grills pacman
[16:05] lol1
[16:05] * pacmaneatingthing dances
[16:05] * pacman dies
[16:05] * pacmaneatingthing is now known as dot
[16:05] glee!
[16:05] new life!
[16:05] ack!
[16:05] * ManyDots runs around screaming
[16:05] * pacman chases after dot
[16:05] * dot runs
[16:05] * flamethrower grills pacman again
[16:05] * pacman dodges flames
[16:05] :P
[16:05] crap
[16:05] * SwitchBlade has quit IRC (Quit: SwitchBlade)
[16:05] * dot runs away from pacman
[16:05] * ManyDots surround flamethrower and destroy him
[16:05] * flamethrower is now known as napalm
[16:05] * pacman continues chase
[16:05] hehehehehe
[16:05] * PowerPellet is now known as Blitz
[16:05] * dot joins many dots
[16:05] * ManyDots gets burnt by napalm
[16:05] * napalm napalms pacman
[16:05] * Blitz zaps napalm
[16:05] * dot shrieks and runs
[16:05] LOL
[16:06] * pacman runs into wall and passes out
[16:06] last life!
[16:06] * ManyDots surround pacman and destroy him
[16:06] * dot topples from edge of Your Mum
[16:06] * pacman goes for power pellet
[16:06] lol!!
[16:06] too late
[16:06] gah
[16:06] * pacman eats dot
[16:06] * Blitz zaps pacman
[16:06] * napalm napalms pacman
[16:06] * ManyDots surround Your Mum
[16:06] * dot attacks Pacman!
[16:06] ack!
[16:06] dead!
[16:06] dots cant do tthat
[16:06] :P
[16:06] no lives left
[16:06] * dot dies
[16:06] * Blitz is now known as ClydeTheGhose
[16:06] * pacman eats dot
[16:06] Wanna bet
[16:06] MY TURN!
[16:06] eep
[16:06] * ClydeTheGhose is now known as ClydeTheGhost
[16:07] lol
[16:07] * pacman runs away
[16:07] * ClydeTheGhost chases Pacman
[16:07] * dot is now known as Strawberry
[16:07] * ManyDots is now known as Pakman
[16:07] * Strawberry sits there
[16:07] * pacman slowly gets tired
[16:07] must...run..faster...er.
[16:07] * Strawberry wants to be eaten
[16:07] I am the 1337 version of Pacman
[16:07] * ClydeTheGhost catches up to pacman
[16:07] * pacman trips
[16:07] * Strawberry is energy
[16:07] no!!
[16:07] * ClydeTheGhost kills pacman
[16:07] lol
[16:07] * pacman dies
[16:07] * Strawberry is energy!
[16:07] lol!
[16:07] * pacman is now known as firequall
Title: hahahahaha!
Post by: Koujiryuu on July 07, 2004, 11:58:14 PM
I'm always tired. It's my self-induced curse...
I take it you're a light sleeper, dreamlight?
I have not one...
not two...
not three...
not four...
not five...
But SIX
alarm cocks.
*clocks
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silverdawn on July 08, 2004, 01:31:48 AM
Hahahahahha!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on July 10, 2004, 07:28:47 PM
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hi
hi
hey Mav
* Remakai has quit IRC (Quit: 3:26 AM!!? NAOOOO!!)
hey E
[22:24] [kobok FINGER reply]: (kobok@174d2109.client.a3d59823.com.hmsk) Idle 0 seconds
-
[22:24] [kobok ORGASM]
ROFL
lmfao
hahaha
at least I know he enjoyed it ;)
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:P
*quotes*
:P
* Maverick1 fingers E so he doesnt feel left out ;)
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 12, 2004, 02:44:32 PM
* kobok has joined #vacademy
Hi kobok.
You just missed Prophecy.
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
yo kobok
* Silverdawn HomieSilv
Yo yo yo!
Kobok!
My man!
Silverdawn:  All part of my master plan.
kobok: Mwhaha!
Neffs, Silverdizzle!
Fo shizzle, kobok. Keepin' it real?
* Kichara has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Oi, I read a 'Bling timeout'!
* Silverdawn struts with his gold watch.
Kichara ain't got the pingping.
Fo' sho'.
* Silverdawn notes kobok is still living it up in downtown Chicago. Represent.
Let's hear it fo' the south side!  Fermilab!
Fermilab? wtf?
Isn't that what they said in the seventies?
Fermilab is the particle accelerator on the south-side of Chicago.  :)
LoL!
Walked into that one, I suppose.
Indeed.  :)
* Silverdawn goes to http://www.fnal.gov/ and sees kobok on a picture. There goes your anonimity. :p
...
Homie Sovereign! Fo shizzle.
Silverdawn:  I've been there, but don't think I'm in any pictures.  :)
kobok: Don't think so either. Damn shame.
* Silverdawn keeps it real.
rofl
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on July 12, 2004, 02:48:27 PM
This goes with PsiBlades post
* Silverdawn keeps it real.
rofl
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 12, 2004, 06:51:39 PM
* PsiBlade will never forget the day he saw his friends away message that read "away: beatin my meat like it owes me money"
* SwitchBlade has joined #vacademy
lol
PsiBlade:  I've had friends who I'd be more surprised to NOT see that away message.
lol
bah, who's taking up all of kouji's bandwidth?
I'm getting .5kbs
i was too
last night
PsiBlade:  Was that away message you saw by any chance Koujiryuu's?  That might explain the bandwidth shortage.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on July 16, 2004, 12:28:21 PM
but who is smarter?
duke it out!!!
<@Solstice> LOL, dont encourage them.
hey, even nerds need encouragement
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on July 18, 2004, 02:17:53 AM
...I don't ever want an Australian's schlong.
The only schlong I ever want touching me is mine.
<@Solstice> you can touch yourself all you want.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on July 20, 2004, 12:05:47 PM
I don't think I've ever been grounded.  I'm a good boy.
..rofl
LOL
It's true!
I'm quoting that
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on July 24, 2004, 11:05:53 PM
[11:34] * Platinum_Archer is now known as Ashida_kim
[11:34] MASTER!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Leath on July 25, 2004, 03:03:40 PM
14[120014:120214:125814] 01<1202Biznut> ew..
14[120014:120314:120314] 01<1202Biznut> my dog peed on himself..
14[120014:120314:120814] 01<1202SC> O.o
Title: "How many Veritas users use auto-rejoin in the chatroom?"
Post by: Koujiryuu on July 28, 2004, 12:15:45 PM
[13:57] > OK.
[13:57] > I'm gonna kick the whole room since everyone's idling.
[13:57] * _Static_ was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * Dreamlight was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * KrashTest was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * Ninja_Kl0wn was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * Rafnul was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * Samael was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * Ninja_Kl0wn (Ninja_Kl0w@86fc0a8e.sip.bgk.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:57] * KrashTest (krash@15a32087.dyn.gotadsl.14056081.uk.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:57] * Samael (N_A@30d68a5f.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:57] * spellBMX was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * Thief|Work-BckAt7 was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * spellBMX (BMX@6380fc79.200-43-224.telecom.6ca6d828.ar.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:57] * thunder|sleep was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * thunder|sleep (Thunderguy@theorize.org) has joined #vacademy
[13:57] > rofl
[13:57] * Vinncent was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:57] * _Static_ (Mckicks@ba5e5ee3.ipt.6ca6a889.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:58] * Ying_Xiong was kicked by Koujiryuu (stop idling.)
[13:58] * Ying_Xiong (drakkan@963883a6.209.240.220.dsl.comindico.6ca6b00c.au.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:58] <_Static_> wasnt all that funny..
[13:58] > OK, idlers gone.
[13:58] <_Static_> ^_^
[13:58] wtf
[14:01] > I promise upon my golden @ that I will never do such a thing again

Kouji's note: The above took place in under a minute
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on July 28, 2004, 12:56:23 PM
Later guys.
Cya
COOL!
<_Static_> peace
No admins, PARTY!!!!!!!!
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Vity
....right
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on July 28, 2004, 06:19:02 PM
[20:17] If I saw someone with a horse face i'd ride them
[20:17] lol
[20:17] O.O
[20:17] <^^^Wings^^^> lol
[20:17] O_O
[20:17] <@PsiBlade> lmao
[20:17] that didnt come out right
[20:17] <@Vitamyst> O_O
[20:17] <^^^Wings^^^> LOL
[20:17] qouted
[20:17] no!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: DreamLight on July 28, 2004, 06:24:13 PM
Quote from: SereneChaos
[20:17] If I saw someone with a horse face i'd ride them
[20:17] lol
[20:17] O.O
[20:17] <^^^Wings^^^> lol
[20:17] O_O
[20:17] <@PsiBlade> lmao
[20:17] that didnt come out right
[20:17] <@Vitamyst> O_O
[20:17] <^^^Wings^^^> LOL
[20:17] qouted
[20:17] no!

  '

FOR THE RECORD: I didnt mean for it to come out that way
It was a typo!! *blushes*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on July 28, 2004, 11:30:17 PM
Surrrreee...we all know it was a typo.
riiight...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trowa on July 29, 2004, 01:39:02 PM
Miles got owned.

anyone else have urges to randomly inflict harm on miles?
Yes
I do
frequently
yep
*** miles is now known as NotrabAwort
Then I'm not alone. Thanks.
But I have urges to randomly inflict harm on Miles EVERY day
yes, lets randomly dohickey miles!
Whoa, sexual references INBOUND
lol Vien your sister is my age
*** NotrabAwort is now known as miles6
Miles thinks he's funny.
no
Can I kill him?
Yes.
other people think that for me
Vien?
Can I?
but obviously not you
Go ahead
HAHAHA
Yay
For shits and giggles
you just dont like black asians, thats your problem
. . .
?
That wasn't funny.
0_x
its not, i know.
::twitch::
...-_-
Frozen, unleash everything on him. Now.
Yep.
i showed you my picture and you stopped talking to me. i just started assuming that you didnt like my people.
Oh just stop talking miles
...ok
shall i take the pain quietly then?
Hold on Trowa
Alright.
oh..theyre actually trying to inflict pain on me arent they viendin?
miles, you don't know how ironically out of line you are
ironically?
Viendin, has the thought of op abuse ever entered your mind, just once, against miles?
trowa..i hardly ever talk to you
And I'm glad.
Oh, Trowa, it wouldn't be abuse
yea i knew youd say something like that
youre too predictable.
* Frozen picks up Miles by his black-asian hair, rips up his underwear and lets him hang by a flagpole for three hours... then she picks him up, turns him around, and slams him into a brick wall... She gets a good idea, squeezes his vertebrate through his windpipe, skins him, makes it into a nice pair of pants... and gives them to Trowa.
Good enough?
for flooding and things like that, it's justified, but I'm going to let Frozen handle this the way.. yeah
viendin, how is the fact that im out of line ironic?
heh frozen thinks im black and asian
LMAO frozen. LMAO
im going to el mercado soon
lol just seemed interesting to put in there
Frozen, I think you'd do well to tell miles of your ethnicity.. unless you don't want to, that would show him why his words were stupid.
*** Darkwater has quit (Quit: Never give up.)
queue someone saying 'good'
Excellent Job. Frozen wins the game.
Yay!
Aye, point set and match
Uh... okay. Frozen = Asian
i have nothing against black people or asian people
bye
*** miles6 has quit (Quit: miles6)
ROFL
LOL
.. LOL
lol
omg
Frozen wins the tournament.
lol
This is so quote worthy
This whole damn page...  
Someone give her a trophy.
I just found a new sig
Seriously. lol
____ Starting here Uh... okay. Frozen = Asian
i have nothing against black people or asian people
bye
* miles6 has quit IRC (Quit: miles6)
ROFL _____ Ending here
Someone quote it. This is too good.
Or, the whole thing.
lol
I'll quote the whole thing.
I feel loved now
I have a trophy! My first cyber trophy... I would like to thank Viendin and Trowa... and Crowley for being such a great audience, and for Miles for being such a wonderful dumbass.
LOL
wow, i got a mention for doing nowt!!
This is so quote worthy.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on July 29, 2004, 02:25:19 PM
ROFL
my ass hasnt descended?
LOL
lol
Quoted


Well... the guys wanted me to post the rest of the page....  :rolleyes:

Omg
ShadowWarrior13 isn't here...
Shit... I wanted to tell him I was wearing a tank top today
you should
lol
* TrowaBarton has quit IRC (Quit: Connection killed by miles, Vitamyst, Frozen, Viendin, and Maverick1, in a joint attack against my sanity. :P)
Don't tease poor Shadow
I mean I was only wearing it to paint in... but, it was a tank top...
Ur, and Frozen, Shadowwarrior14 isn't the only one interested in that kind of news.. :P
er, 13
<.<
>.>
lol
God
Now that he's got tank top he's going to push Wet Tee-shirt or something
lol!
Hey, your a girl, I'm a boy, I'm going to be interested. I'm sorry. I am.
lol Vien
I can't help that - I was born that way.
True.
Who are we to say no to seeing Frozen in a tank top?
(That and you're cool, Frozen, that contributes)
* GunBl[a]de has joined #vacademy
oh.
I feel loved now
Love in an understatement if you stell SW13
tell*
<.<
>.>
lol
I... <. .>
* Maverick1 kicks all the horny guys asses for Frozen
:P
lol
* Frozen hugs Mav
I'm the opposite of horny right now.
Oh crap... was that a good idea....
:-P*
ahhaha
mav didnt kick my ass
:P
Mine arse has been in the kicked
yeah yours hasnt descened yet so you dont have those feelings
*descended
ROFL
my ass hasnt descended?
LOL
lol
Quoted
i know what you mean mav
you just left out a noun
Alright, enough guy on guy talk.
Frozen is here for a reason.
guy on guy talk lol
;)
...Which part's quoted Frozen..
ROFL
my ass hasnt descended?
LOL
lol
Quoted
thank got
*god
lol
I'm about to quote the whole thing
no you ahve to put the stuff before
lol
or nobody knows
lol if you guys want that on there
YOU post it
just out of the blue 'my ass hasnt descended'
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on August 02, 2004, 01:36:53 PM
[15:34] *banging
[15:34] *two
[15:34] dentists*

O.o
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on August 03, 2004, 08:29:13 PM
* GW_BUSH bends Michael Moore over and fucks him in the ass like the bitch he is
:P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on August 04, 2004, 11:14:14 AM
not really in the chat, but me and Vita havin a convo.

[13:12] BMXCALVIN068: You were in my dreams last night...
[13:13] Egotestical784: O.o
[13:13] BMXCALVIN068: Oh sorry... Wrong window :o
[13:13] BMXCALVIN068: >.>
[13:13] BMXCALVIN068: <.<
[13:13] Egotestical784: oh my dear lord...
[13:13] Egotestical784: qouted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on August 04, 2004, 10:30:10 PM
[00:27] Weren't you going to bed?
[00:27] Ahh!! Immense power.
[00:27] I think he's lost it
[00:27] I think you're right.
[00:28] I know you are right :P

[00:38] * shinta sucks it up
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on August 05, 2004, 10:30:21 PM
[23:20] how do I set the IRC thing to type on the normal side.. I hit 3 buttons by accident, and it crossed to right justification
[23:20] er... what client are you using?  Mirc?
[23:20] help?
[23:20] vien: hold the left control button while you hit the left shift button
[23:20] Yeah
[23:20] did it work?
[23:20] ctrl shift l or something
[23:20] Holy crap, why would they make that the hotkeys?
[23:21] cause it's microsoft
[23:21] er
[23:21] ...
[23:21] mirc is NOT made by microsoft
[23:21] ...
[23:21] You hit right shift and right control, you think you're going to hit right shift and right control to undo what you just did
[23:21] it works in all your programs
[23:21] open notepad and do it
[23:21] It doesn't work in my programs...
[23:21] hold the right ctrl and hit the right shift button
[23:21] Viendin:  You can also change justification in MIRC by typing:  /server JUSTIFY=LEFT
[23:21] Thanks kobok
[23:21] * Viendin (willybob_s@d83b8cfc.b36c26e4.ca.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Viendin)
[23:21] * Vitamyst (bmxcalvin@156818ed.mia.828b38f5.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: *Poof*)
[23:22] lol
[23:22] yeah... doesn't work that way on my computer kakk
[23:22] netsplit.
[23:22] nope, not netsplit
[23:22] * Vitamyst (bmxcalvin@156818ed.mia.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[23:22] not netsplit, intelligence split.  ;)
[23:22] raf: it only works for certain ms os's
[23:22] ...
[23:22] lol kobok
[23:22] wb vita ^_^
[23:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vitamyst
[23:22] *grubles*
[23:22] * kobok chuckles and pets Vitamyst on the head.
bit later
[23:24] * Viendin (willybob_s@d83b8cfc.b36c26e4.ca.hmsk) has joined #VAcademy
[23:24] What the hell
[23:24] lol
[23:24] wb Viendin.  :)
[23:24] wb vien :)
[23:25] did you press alt+f4
[23:25] or uh...
[23:25] click on close
[23:25] ;D
[23:25] Okay, what was that command again Kobok?
[23:25] *dies laughing*
[23:25] Viendin:  /server JUSTIFY=LEFT
[23:25] * Viendin (willybob_s@d83b8cfc.b36c26e4.ca.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Viendin)
[23:25] HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[23:25] rofl
[23:25] LOL
[23:25] Oh man
[23:25] Kobok you are evil.
[23:26] hehe
[23:26] that is so getting quoted ^_^
[23:26] That's a good one though Kobok.
[23:26] * Viendin (willybob_s@d83b8cfc.b36c26e4.ca.hmsk) has joined #VAcademy
[23:26] Yeah, just double checked that.
[23:26] :)
[23:26] sorry, it was /server align=left...
[23:26] how come you keep quitting on us?
[23:26] Doesn't actually work, it reconnects me to the server JUSTIFY=LEFT
[23:26] align
[23:27] Which doesn't appear to exist
[23:27] align is the parameter
[23:27] I know Raf, I saw it the first time you said it
[23:27] i can't believe you fell for that vien :P
[23:27] lol
[23:28] I probably would have fallen for it too, and I use that command on a regular basis :D
[23:28] I'm sorry, I'm so used to the guy who does the tech work on the site knowing what he's talking about that I guess I kind of believed what he said - you know, the way when a tech support guy tells you to do something, you do it?
[23:28] I hate IRC.
[23:28] With a FLAMING passion.

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Smiffy on August 06, 2004, 03:24:26 PM
Wait for me, my darling?
:/
rofl
*** Koujiryuu has left #vacademy
rofl
roflmao
* Ninja_Kl0wn dieds
* Ninja_Kl0wn dies too
ROFLMFAO


*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Vita|WashingDog
*** Vita|WashingDog is now known as Vitamyst
yeah washing to hide the evidence of him violating it ;/
oh dear
o.0
rofl
t3h!
quoutage



and here's whe i auctioned crowley. i edited out some stuff like people entering and leaving he chat room

its a little hard to auction things that aren't there
try?
i'll even lower the price
ooh, what too?
we could start the bidding at half a hotdog and an apple
hmm, bit high
rofl
i'll offer half a satsuma
hmm
going once
going twice
I offer a pizza
gah, at the last minuite, stolen
going once
umm, one chair
going once
I offer one Crowley
rofl
eh?
going once
going twice
2 crowley's
going once
impossible.you are a liar
going twice
going three times
crowleys soul?
going once
he an;t got one
rofl
i know,i have it :P
my soul
and akh's
going once
going twice
il give you a dead fish
well, i can't beat that
thats not worth two souls
it is
what type of fish?
much more than
what type of fish do you want?
haddok
Sold to akhilleus for one haddok
so, what you going to do with Crowley then Akh?
so you get crowley when he gets back
awesome.now when my servent arrives I shall order him to get you're fish.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on August 06, 2004, 07:10:58 PM
I'm male but I'm more female than male.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on August 07, 2004, 12:13:58 AM
In Viendin's defense, this took place at 3:12 AM EST. So we were both tired and stupid.

okay
It's Hamtaro Time!
It's much better when we WORK-TO-GETHER!
My Best Friend!
Hamtaro!
Rofl
So quoted
that is a GREAT happy song
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on August 07, 2004, 12:36:45 PM
Maverick1 He needs to be beaten slowly, crippled and then taken to an underground lair where you would open his balls and pour in vinegar, sowing them up afterwards, then coating them in fishpaste and dangling them in a pool of hungry pirranha (sp). Then you should open his chest whilst keeping him awake with smelling salts, remove one of his ribs and ram it up as anal tract, finally breaking his nose and cutting him open from the sternum upwards with a fishook.
WHOOPS!
Forgot the /msg
O_o
Quoted.
:P
Oh dear...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Leath on August 08, 2004, 02:29:06 AM
14[121114:122314:122814] 3* Koujiryuu3 is now known as NR0TX1N
14[121114:122314:123214] 01<1202Ninja_Kl0wn> A mush of nothing!
14[121114:122314:123314] 01<1202NR0TX1N> :P
14[121114:122414:120414] 01<1202NR0TX1N> I'm undercova again brohem.
14[121114:122414:122314] 01<1202NR0TX1N> Don't blow my cover
14[121114:122414:124314] 01<1202Ninja_Kl0wn> Who dat be yo?
14[121114:122414:125514] 01<1202NR0TX1N> Who dat say who dat who?
14[121114:122514:122214] 01<1202NR0TX1N> Lemme guess. You're the only one here.
14[121114:122514:124714] 01<1202NR0TX1N> I wanna strangle that Avril b*tch yo
14[121114:122514:124914] 01<1202Ninja_Kl0wn> Don't be askin me no questions like dat. You know, cuz I'll slam ya. You know, I'll pick ya up, and I'll slam ya you know. Like we do it in Memphis. We slam people, ya know?
14[121114:122614:120614] 01<1202NR0TX1N> Her video's played like 8 times tonight on MTV
14[121114:122614:121814] 01<1202NR0TX1N> They keep playing the same 8 or so vids. How lame.
14[121114:122614:122414] 01<1202Ninja_Kl0wn> I'd still do her.
14[121114:122614:123014] 01<1202Beezknut> HOLY MILKSHAKES
14[121114:122614:123314] 01<1202Beezknut> Hello!
14[121114:122614:123314] 01<1202NR0TX1N> Oh hell yeah
14[121114:122614:124514] 01<1202Ninja_Kl0wn> She needs something to fill her mouth anyway.
14[121114:122614:125214] 01<1202NR0TX1N> Banginate dat sh*t negron
14[121114:122714:120314] 01<1202NR0TX1N> Right.
14[121114:122714:120414] 01<1202Ninja_Kl0wn> Fa shaw
14[121114:122714:123114] 01<1202Beezknut> lmao
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on August 08, 2004, 07:58:06 AM
Silver_Arc: CRAP!!
Silver_Arc: They disconnected me
*** Silver_Archer is now known as Vivi
      Vivi: Crap
      Vivi: CRAP
      Vivi: CRAP
      Vivi: DAMN
      Vivi: SHIT
      Vivi: FUCK
      Vivi: SHIT
      Vivi: CRAP
      Vivi: DAMN FUCK
      Vivi: SHIT
      Vivi: DAMN
      Vivi: DAMN
      Vivi: DAMN
     Talyn: Apparently they also gave you the ability to swear like no other human before you
      Vivi: ITS A PITY NONE OF THESE MESSAGES ARE REACHING YOU
     Talyn: You have a really special power there
      Vivi: BECAUSE I AM FURIOUS
      Vivi: SERIOUSLY.
      Vivi: WELL, BASICALLY, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY IN CAPS.
      Vivi: I SURE LOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD RIGHT NOW, DONT I
 Maverick1: well you are what you eat vivi :P
Title: Vivi Goes Mad...
Post by: Maverick1 on August 08, 2004, 08:03:26 AM
[10:48] I was out of commission for the whole day because my ISP was down :'(
[10:48] heh
[10:48] Har har
[10:48] CRAP
[10:48] ITS DOWN again
[10:48] Wait... its not
[10:49] I am not sure
[10:49] Someone please say something
[10:49] bye vihang :P lol
[10:49] If it were, you wouldn't be speaking in here
[10:49] PLEASE ;'(
[10:49] Just incase it does frell up, bye
[10:49] * Thunder_Emperor is now known as Silver_Archer
[10:50] (yes, as anyone with half a brain will have realised, I'm re-watching Farscape with the imminent arrival of the Peacekeeper Wars miniseries in October)
[10:50] CRAP!!
[10:50] They disconnected me
[10:50] * Silver_Archer is now known as Vivi
[10:50] Crap
[10:50] CRAP
[10:50] CRAP
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] SHIT
[10:50] FUCK
[10:50] SHIT
[10:50] CRAP
[10:50] DAMN FUCK
[10:50] SHIT
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] Apparently they also gave you the ability to swear like no other human before you
[10:50] ITS A PITY NONE OF THESE MESSAGES ARE REACHING YOU
[10:50] You have a really special power there
[10:51] BECAUSE I AM FURIOUS
[10:51] SERIOUSLY.
[10:51] WELL, BASICALLY, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY IN CAPS.
[10:51] I SURE LOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD RIGHT NOW, DONT I
[10:51] well you are what you eat vivi :P
[10:52] * Vivi (vihang_dix@fca96d50.maa.2836807e.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Vivi)
[10:52] lmao
[10:52] * Thunder_Emperor (vihang_dix@fca96d50.maa.2836807e.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[10:52] * Thunder_Emperor (vihang_dix@fca96d50.maa.2836807e.net.hmsk) has left #vacademy
[10:52] that was weird
[10:53] Where's Vivi...
[10:53] I have something to say to him
[10:54] on msn
[10:54] Hmm
[10:54] "Maybe you should considering a career in crime fighting, with an assistant known as the Green Meanie, run around in leotards dancing like fat-based ballerinas on purely sugar diets, before fighting with an evil villain known as the Crayon Eating Polar Bear, before using your special powers of super-cursing and finishing him off with an overly dramatic explosion and a Power Ranger like dive, before retiring to bed with a nice bowl of C
[10:54] lmfao
[10:55] want me to paste that
[10:55] Just did it
[10:55] to him on msn ?
[10:55] Ya
[10:57] haha

meanwhile on MSN

Maverick1 says:
settle down dude
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
wtf... wtf....
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
i WAS STILL CONENCTED?
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
But my isp disconnected me.
Maverick1 says:
yeah
Maverick1 says:
you were
Maverick1 says:
I saw all that
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
I was DISCONNECTED. None of that should have reached at all
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
Wtffff...............
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
I goes to track down and kill the CEO of his Isp
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
Brb.
Maverick1 says:
[10:50] Crap
[10:50] CRAP
[10:50] CRAP
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] SHIT
[10:50] FUCK
[10:50] SHIT
[10:50] CRAP
[10:50] DAMN FUCK
[10:50] SHIT
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] DAMN
[10:50] Apparently they also gave you the ability to swear like no other human before you
[10:50] ITS A PITY NONE OF THE
Maverick1 says:
[10:50] ITS A PITY NONE OF THESE MESSAGES ARE REACHING YOU
[10:50] You have a really special power there
[10:51] BECAUSE I AM FURIOUS
[10:51] SERIOUSLY.
[10:51] WELL, BASICALLY, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY IN CAPS.
[10:51] I SURE LOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD RIGHT NOW, DONT I
Maverick1 says:
see lol
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
HOLY SHIT!
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:

Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
LOL!!
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
Why do I feel thats going to be quoted
Maverick1 says:
I think Talyn thinks your a dipshit now
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
I mean, thats almost Bash.org worthy
Thunder Emperor|Voltage Fluctuations says:
Note. I never got Talyns message
Maverick1 says:
it is bash worthy
Maverick1 says:
*quotes it*
[10:58] * Thunder_Emperor (vihang_dix@fca96d50.maa.2836807e.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[10:58] My Isp played a practical joke on me. I wasn't really disconnected -_-
[10:58] there. Now post it on Bash
[10:58] :P
[10:59] Done
[10:59] I bashed it
[11:00] You too? :P
[11:00] http://bash.org/?386144
[11:00] http://www.bash.org/?386146
[11:00] oops
[11:01] WHOA, holy shit
[11:01] I spent a minute getting another quote and 3 other people submitted them in that time
[11:01] lmao
[11:01] *submitted other quotes
[11:01] Taln I pasted my stuff off msn for it too though
[11:01] :D
[11:01] that makes it even funnier
[11:02] * Thunder_Emperor wonders what will happen if it does get selected
[11:02] Lol
[11:02] Then you'll link it to everyone in the room
[11:02] :'(
[11:02] You'll have a bit of a wait
[11:02] My name will be mud :(
[11:02] I'm still waiting on http://bash.org/?379005 to be validated
[11:02] LMAO
[11:03] ant readem :'(
[11:03] *Cant read em :'(
[11:03] They haven't even validated http://bash.org/?373005
[11:03] Which is SIX THOUSAND quotes before mine
[11:03] http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showpost.php?p=40623&postcount=234
[11:03] there ya go Talyn
[11:05] lmfao
[11:06] For the record, I don't think your stupid Vivi
[11:06] I think you were absolutely brain dead to choose your ISP, but not stupid
[11:06] adds that to the quote
[11:06] Lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on August 08, 2004, 10:32:56 AM
"I have this weird desire that only a girlfriend or a bagel can satisfy"
A bagel is cheaper
where do you people live?
Most of you have never had real bagels if you live on the west coast
Kanzaki_Urumi:  I can only think of one thing a girlfriend and a bagel would have in common, and that's clearly bagel abuse.

======================================================

my isp sucks more cock than vity at a costume ball ;/
Really now? What are they doing to you?
keeps going down faster faster than vity at a congressional new years party ;/
Title: ...
Post by: Viendin on August 12, 2004, 12:21:39 AM
I'm on my knees
So we can start again
hot
Don't leave me
damnit Solstice
 //  WinAmp O The Who - The Kids Are Alright (1965) O 01:02/03:10  \\
lol
you're hitting on jailbait
gg
* Negi-Sensei was kicked by Solstice (Be gone.)
* Negi-Sensei has joined #vacademy
..?
I aint hitting on anyone.
I was hitting on him
not you
Just calling the thought of a 14 year old on his knees hot - way to go Solstice, you're REALLY COOL now. XD
LOL
lol
OH GOD
EW
I just got that
YOU SICK BASTARD
haha
I'm so quoting this
Title: Erm disturbing.... I hate to think what they do at the movies...
Post by: Maverick1 on August 12, 2004, 04:38:40 PM
[19:24] *echoing silence*
[19:24] the chat died and I wanted to join the club
[19:26] wowuldnt it be creepy if this really wasnt dreamlight, PB, and it was really some like weird guy who wants you from school and found out her nick and password? Then I(he) says he dies and you throw a fit and like cry and then he thinks you want his body....
[19:26] o_O
[19:26] what
[19:26] the
[19:26] FUCK
[19:27] what? It was just a question
[19:27] wait... JAMES?!!?
[19:27] rofl aww thats mean
[19:27] lmfao
[19:27] See, I knew someone was watching
[19:28] you know nothing :P
[19:28] * PsiBlade hides in a corner
[19:28] I know you
[19:28] * Darkwater sneaks up behind Mavie
[19:29] BOO!
[19:30] * Darkwater watches as Mavie plots his revenge to kill me for calling him Mavie
[19:31] * PsiBlade tries to find a place where things still make sense in the world
[19:34] * Darkwater is now known as Dreamlight
[19:34] * Dreamlight tickles Psiblades balls
[19:34] * PsiBlade startes to freak out
[19:34] quoted.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on August 13, 2004, 01:20:31 PM
Dr_Crane: welcome to the nuthouse
Dr_Crane: :p
Orthas: ye what is going on
Solstice: not much.
Solstice: kids being kids.
Frozen: Orthas: We're bouncing off the rubber coated walls
Frozen smacks into Talyn in mid-air
Talyn:  /join nuthouse
Talyn: */join #nuthouse

In #nuthouse
Orthas: what is the nuthouse
Talyn: It's all in the name
Orthas: so what do you do here
Talyn: We sell peanuts, wallnuts, brazil nuts, all kinds of nuts
Orthas: Well i'msorted for nuts
*** Talyn has kicked Orthas off #nuthouse (Talyn)
Talyn: Then frell off
Dr_Crane: lmao
Title: E on msn
Post by: Maverick1 on August 15, 2004, 01:06:16 PM
Maverick1 says:
heh
Maverick1 says:
this game is a pain in the ass.
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
what game?
Maverick1 says:
explain later
Maverick1 says:
in the middle now.
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
lol ok
Maverick1 says:
 
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
meh...dreadlocks are a pain in the ass sometimes >_>
Maverick1 says:
 
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
scalp is itchin like a bitch :\
Maverick1 says:
rofl
Maverick1 says:
;/
Maverick1 says:
girl with crabs ;/  
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
ah well, I'm used to it, had em since January or so
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
rofl
Maverick1 says:
quoted..
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
er..
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
OH GOD
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
>_<
Zakk- and I'll be this way forever// you wont remove me, no not anymore. says:
bastard :\
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on August 15, 2004, 01:11:52 PM
you son of a bitch...u_U'..I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL AFTERWARDS WHAT AND WHEN I SAID THAT..>_<
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on August 15, 2004, 01:33:55 PM
Lmfao, that's a classic!
Title: The Joke continues...
Post by: Maverick1 on August 15, 2004, 01:45:00 PM
On Msn:
Maverick1 says:
poor enlightenment
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars - October. Watch it. The future of Farscape could depend on this Miniseries! says:
?
Maverick1 says:
http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showpost.php?p=41268&postcount=238
Maverick1 says:
then read 239 below it  
Maverick1 says:
lol
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars - October. Watch it. The future of Farscape could depend on this Miniseries! says:
LMFAO!
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars - October. Watch it. The future of Farscape could depend on this Miniseries! says:
I just got it
Maverick1 says:
 
Maverick1 says:
boy was that bad timing on his part  
Maverick1 says:
we should start calling him mr. crabs  
Maverick1 says:
j/k
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars - October. Watch it. The future of Farscape could depend on this Miniseries! says:
LOL
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars - October. Watch it. The future of Farscape could depend on this Miniseries! says:
Tell him to go in the VA Chat and I'll say 'Hi Mr. Crabs'
Maverick1 says:
when he comes back
Maverick1 says:
lol
Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars - October. Watch it. The future of Farscape could depend on this Miniseries! says:
kk

back on IRC:

[16:40] * Enlightenment is on IRC (Mr. Crabs)
[16:40] * Enlightenment (cast_into_@804de098.clv.463bbca1.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[16:40] Hi Mr. Crabs
[16:40] u_u'
[16:40] hey mr. crabs
[16:40] ello, jackasses
[16:40] :)
[16:40] [16:40] * Enlightenment is on IRC (Mr. Crabs)
[16:40] * Talyn is now known as Jackass1
[16:40] * Maverick1 is now known as Jackass2
[16:40] Eee-or
[16:41] * SC (Eric@b696b2bb.43c02c.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[16:41] *growl
[16:41] * Jackass1 is now known as MrCrabs
[16:41] yeah yeah, have whatever little fun you want to have with that quote, assholes u.u
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on August 15, 2004, 02:12:30 PM
great really great

thats all i have to say
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on August 16, 2004, 11:54:11 PM
I could just EAT all the jello around my face
and make an air pocket
I can slurp up a gallon of Jello pretty fast.
;D
omfg
don't quote me on that.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on August 17, 2004, 12:02:54 AM
What if I committed lustful acts upon your jello, and incorporated the delicious little treat in some form of sexual rite -- would you still eat it?
[01:57] Now THAT is quoted.
[01:57] Thank you for playing MY game, sam.

[01:45] why are you picturing me in underwear?
[01:46] And purple??
[01:46] white, hon... which i dont usually wear.
[01:46] HAHAHA
[01:46] Oh I'm so going to quote that

Well, if you're going to quote something, you might as well tell the world that TubGirl and I are getting married.
[02:00] My naughty little love kitten and I are tying the not.  And, none of you are invited.

  That's probably a porno, Bitchmaster
[01:23] lol
[01:23] a beastility flick, no doubt
[01:23] yes, I am t3h bitchmaster
[01:23] ph34r
[01:23] *** Enlightenment is now known as Bitchmaster
[01:23] lol
[01:23] [01:23] a beastility flick, no doubt  
[01:23] lol
[01:23] are you sure you want to keep that name?
[01:23] * Bitchmaster whips Rafnul

Need I say more?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: AtreideSardaukar on August 17, 2004, 12:06:38 AM
Quote from: Rafnul
What if I committed lustful acts upon your jello, and incorporated the delicious little treat in some form of sexual rite -- would you still eat it?
[01:57] Now THAT is quoted.
[01:57] Thank you for playing MY game, sam.
Solstice offered to eat the jello, by the way.
 
Well, I'm off to work now. Keep that chair warm, Solstice.
*** Samael has quit (Quit: Dance my little puppets, dance for daddy.)
bitch, I'll keep my lap warm./
...yummy |:/
 
gah,have to restart
*** Mysanthropical has quit (Quit: Mysanthropical)
Thank you, come again.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: AtreideSardaukar on August 17, 2004, 04:31:15 PM
gah,have to restart
*** Mysanthropical has quit (Quit: Mysanthropical)
Thank you, come again.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: LadyKalee on August 18, 2004, 10:03:08 AM
* shoe` has joined #*&^%
   * shoe` has left #v&%^$(Leaving)
                                                the shoe walked out

  If the shoe gets the boot..ha now thats punny



[10:05] he left 3 times
[10:05] he could not keep his foot in the door
[10:05] bah hahahaha
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Smiffy on August 20, 2004, 12:56:33 PM
I'm worried.

i love children...
i just can't eat a whole one...
So do I
lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on August 20, 2004, 01:00:12 PM
SC: (>^.(>O.o)>
        SC: gay kirby
  _Static_: lol
  _Static_: roflmfao
 Maverick1: lmao
    Smiffy: Moo! :) <--- imitation cow(since we don't have cows emoticons in this chat
  _Static_: poor recieving kirby
 Maverick1: SC I dont remember any of us asking about your boyfriend :P
     Talyn: ROFLMFAO!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on August 22, 2004, 03:15:20 PM
Talyn: Trying to kick yourself off an IRC channel is like trying to bounce a ball on the sky
    Kallio: lol
kobok ponders...
     Talyn: You still trying to figure out what a Talyn Oval would look like?
*** kobok has banned kobok!*@* on #vacademy
*** kobok has kicked kobok off #vacademy (What goes up, must come down?)
     Talyn: ROFL!
 Maverick1: rofl
*** ChanServ has unbanned kobok!*@* on #vacademy
Thunderguy: hmm
*** kobok (kobok@c0ce09.client.a3d59823.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
*** ChanServ has given kobok operator status on #vacademy
Thunderguy: He banned himself why?
     Talyn: That has to be quoted!!
Mysanthrop: omg lolzerz
 Maverick1: lollerskates !
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on August 27, 2004, 06:07:17 AM
[18:33] * Rafnul|sleep is now known as Rafnul
[18:33] Happy Birthday, Rafnul. And G'morning.
[18:33] Happy Birthday Raf ^_^
[18:33] Thanks, good morning everyone.
[18:33] Now time to write my essay that's due in 35 minutes.
[18:35] Hey, what's the date today?
[18:35] 27th
[18:35] oh waitt...
[18:35] I didn't just ask that.
[18:35] quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on August 28, 2004, 01:23:19 PM
heh, here's an old one i just found today

*** afk1 (thex@5519a77d.leek1.gr.283197b4.nl.hmsk) has joined channel #vacademy
*** Signoff: afk1 (Client exited)
mmmmk
hello thex :)
err.
* kakkarot kicks himself
:/
*** Signoff: Koujiryuu (Quit: Koujiryuu)
so kouj, you figure out who your clone is yet? :)
drr
>.<
talking to people who aren't here is a sign of insanity right? :/
az?
you still here?
>.>
<.<
...

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on August 28, 2004, 07:10:35 PM
I love how almost anything can be turned into a mom joke.
<@Solstice> like your mother?
<@Solstice> LOL
lol
Even though those jokes arent funny, or insulting at all, they have a certain charm to them
your mother...your mother!!!
lmao!!!
Wha ha ha!
aha!im so funny
<@Solstice> like your mother! :/
lol?
Ohh!
<@Solstice> this is surreal.
like your mom
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on August 28, 2004, 08:37:03 PM
ph34r
lol
Wow... that was pretty trippy
:D
I thought I just saw the light on Prophecy's avatar start glowing....
and I didn't even smoke a bowl yet...
And on that note, I think I'm going to bed.
C ya.
* Vinncent has quit IRC (Quit: Is the answer to this question no?)
You've got to love potheads.
that's quoted..
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on August 31, 2004, 01:03:41 PM
* b0b kicks psiblade in the modemjunk
<[NEO]> I know,
ahh the modemjunk!!
:P
that's an illegal move
* Enlightenment gives b0b a penalty
:P
* b0b sits in the penalty box :/
<[NEO]> penaltys?
<[NEO]> wtf?
yes
:D
you don't watch hockey, neo?
hockey is fun to play ^_^
<[NEO]> I dont,
* Enlightenment hits Neo with a hockey stick
<[NEO]> no,
D:
* [NEO] hurls 19 apple cores at you
<[NEO]> lmao, I knew I shouldnt  have eaten them
<[NEO]> ;)
o_0'
<[NEO]> lmao
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Adept on September 05, 2004, 05:57:24 PM
*** Guest_954 has joined #vacademy
*** Guest_954 is now known as Food_Guy_feed_me
* Food_Guy_feed_me Steals E's Food
mwahahahahahaha!
*** Food_Guy_feed_me is now known as TYA
*** SC has joined #vacademy
hey
hey
ahoy
O.o
[ why are there two of you?
i was bord
me too
obviously
:P
wow, that's gunna get annoying
lol
yep
yep
well now i cant talk to myself
so how the weather TYA?
Oh not bad, a bit wet out side
Really? WOW Same HERE TOO!!
Thats amasing
weather?
* SC looks out the window
yep still there
really i now, Who would have though?
*thought?
* The_Young_Adept Becomes Jelous of TYA and Stabs him to death and steals his identedy
*** TYA has quit (Quit: Dies...Arggg...)
*** The_Young_Adept is now known as TYA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
die...
You've been kicked out of #vacademy by kobok (Quit cloning, you buffoon!)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 06, 2004, 10:58:29 AM
Quote from: Thalog
well I wasn't aware the times weren't directly on the screen on mIRC, everyone quotes with times. And of course, he modified it a bit before he posted. Vity can vouch for me. lol


Hello?!, time-stamps are visible on screen and in logs, only if you enable  them to be, other wise there is no time stamping,
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 06, 2004, 11:00:37 AM
Quote from: solstice
...I don't ever want an Australian's schlong.
The only schlong I ever want touching me is mine.
<@Solstice> you can touch yourself all you want.


I remember that, that was when he was feeling inadequate about his small schlong compared a big thick Australian shclong ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Enlightenment on September 06, 2004, 11:29:58 AM
Athiril:

Be Well.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on September 07, 2004, 07:03:21 AM
kobok: shadowwarrior13:  How many radiators are along the side of the room?
shadowwarr: none
     Talyn: No heating...
     Talyn: That's illegal
shadowwarr: yes
shadowwarr: theres heating
     Talyn: Oh
     Talyn: Central
     kobok: Where does the heating come from?
     Talyn: The floor
     Talyn: Presumably
     kobok: Talyn:  Through a vent?
     kobok: err.
            kobok beats Talyn for pretending to be shadowwarrior13
Mysanthrop: lol
     Talyn: Rofl!!
   Crowley: lol
shadowwarr: but not floor radiation
     Talyn: Quoted
        SC: O.o
     kobok: shadowwarrior13:  Where does the heating come from?

----------------------------------------------------

Wow *feels chuffed* Someone used my image... Unfortunately it needs updating for the new 'Edit' button image. Here's the new one...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on September 07, 2004, 03:08:55 PM
I'd beat it constantly just to see how fast I could do it.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on September 07, 2004, 08:30:24 PM
This really isn't a chat room qoute, per say, but from the Virginity thread that i thought deserved recognition

"No one Dies a Virgin. Life Screws us all."
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Adept on September 08, 2004, 11:20:06 AM
WOW! Iv Been Quoted!  :elephant:  :elephant:  :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on September 08, 2004, 02:57:24 PM
I found this too ridiculously ironic to pass up.

[09/08:16:55:41] Flanco
[09/08:16:55:46] lol
[09/08:16:55:46] *Flacon
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Adept on September 08, 2004, 05:02:54 PM
ROTFLMFAO! And its still not spelled right! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thats the best qoute in the world. lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on September 08, 2004, 06:03:43 PM
Flacon Sindromm is what he was looking for.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on September 13, 2004, 09:15:35 AM
I see problems every day and I'm like... wow... I know how I could express that mathematically.
Rafnul:  And that, is why you are a dork.  ;)
(Not that I can't relate.  :)
I think of my First Calculus Teacher like Morpheus in the Matrix... when he loads the jump program for Neo, "Open your mind."
All of a sudden reality as itself seemed to be altered...
hahahahahah
And that, is why I love Calculus.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on September 18, 2004, 05:26:38 PM
*gives Rafnul the stamp of a nerd*

*** Signoff: kobok (Ping timeout)
OMG!
you killed kobok !
YOU BASTARD !
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on September 19, 2004, 10:05:10 AM
This was quite hard to copy so i might be missing a few sentances.

??
hahahaha
??
hahahaha
*** Crowley_ has joined #vacademy
o.O
who are you
which is the real crowley
I am.
no
me
No, I'm Sparticus
*** Athiril is now known as Crowley|
* mr|orthas looks at the bottles he's holding perplexed
*** Crowley_ is now known as Aziraphale
*** mr|orthas is now known as crowley2
*** Aziraphale has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Crowley)))
Bye fool!
*** Crowley| is now known as Aziraphale
...? lmao
i mean stop copying me
* crowley2 is a copy
i mean stop copying me
ahahahahaha
lol
weak willed.
Someone quote that. rofl
wtf
wb Athiril
wtf
What the hell is going on?
i changed nicks back
Hi Trillis
i changed nicks back
everyone call yourself crowley
wtf
Not quick enough
wtf
stop copying us Talyn
wtf?
err
lol
stop copying me Talyn
i mean stop copying me
err
I dare taylen to copy me
lmao
i mean stop copying me
* crowley2 is a copy
i mean stop copying me  
*** Trillis is now known as Talyn2
Why are you laughing you naked white female anime fox porn love...
I LOOOVE NAKED WHITE FEMALE ANIME FOX PORN!
*** Talyn2 is now known as Trillis
*lover
rofl
wtf
wb Athiril
wtf
What the hell is going on?
i changed nicks back
Hi Trillis
i changed nicks back
everyone call yourself crowley
wtf
Not quick enough
wtf
stop copying us Talyn
wtf?
err
lol
stop copying me Talyn
i mean stop copying me
err
I dare taylen to copy me*** Talyn2 is now known as Trillis2
cool
* Crowley decides to go mad.
I'm Trillis I suck
*** Trillis2 is now known as Talyn
then dont bitch at me when i post some pictures there too orthasi
Orthasi -- You have a tendancy to get on peoples nerves.
*** Talyn is now known as Athiril2
*** Trillis is now known as Talyn
I'm Athiril, god I suck cock
*** Talyn is now known as Trillis
*** Athiril2 is now known as Talyn
*** Athiril is now known as Talyn2
ooh look at me
*** Talyn2 has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Talyn (Talyn@b99685dc.range81-154.5465e1c8.com.hmsk))))
hah
Ahhhaahahahaa!!
Ahhhaahahahaa!!
*** googone has joined #vacademy
*** googone is now known as Athiril
LOL
pwned
*** Athiril is now known as Talyn3
ooh look at me I'm Talyn, i'm an attention whore
*** Trillis is now known as Talyn4
watch me fist my anus
rofl, I'm so popular
*** Talyn4 is now known as Trillis
*** Talyn3 is now known as Athiril
Oh look at me, I'm white!
*** Talyn is now known as Talyn2
*** Talyn2 is now known as Talyn
*** Aziraphale has joined #vacademy
*** Aziraphale has quit (Client exited)
*** Talyn is now known as gya
???
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on September 19, 2004, 10:10:33 AM
also a seperate quote:

* mr|orthas removes one of crowleys legs
* mr|orthas starts cooking crowleys leg
Hi Vinny
I lied. I'm back here waiting for some stuff to load.
* mr|orthas hands crowleys leg to vinncent
Vinncent passes the leg to Orthas
* mr|orthas throws leg to Athiril
* Athiril throws the leg off a cliff
eww
come on crowley try to get it
I was playing with probability.
* mr|orthas catches leg
* Crowley is waiting at the bottom of the cliff
* Athiril reminds Crowley it was a sea cliff
* mr|orthas quikly throws it out off crowleys reach
The precog is comming in handy now....
* Crowley is already in the way
* Athiril reminds Crowley that you cant swim cause you've only got one leg
I cna hop on water!
* mr|orthas gets the leg firt and hands it to athiril
can*
* Athiril reminds Crowley he is not a a one-legged Jesus
I am!
go on pass it on
* Athiril gives the leg to Vinncent
* Vinncent throws the leg at kobok.
oh yeah!
* mr|orthas gets the leg off the floor
* Crowley performs a miricle and the leg regrows!
* mr|orthas clubs crowley to death with his own leg and then calmly hands it to vinncent
* Crowley shall rise again in 3 days.. no wait make that 3 seconds

I would like to point out that the quote has been compacted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 19, 2004, 10:10:36 AM
well well who doesn't love these

http://www.drakkan.net/krystal.jpg

and

http://www.drakkan.net/bp_1600.jpg
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: SereneChaos on September 19, 2004, 04:28:05 PM
*blinks*

what

the

hell?!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on September 19, 2004, 04:34:17 PM
Athril: Please refrain from posting links such as that... Especially when they aren't even remotely related to the thread topic... -_-;
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 20, 2004, 06:21:50 AM
It was related to my quote Vitamyst. :)

[09/19:13:30:00] I am a child of the free to be you and me generation
[09/19:13:30:01] Ah.
[09/19:13:30:28] I am a child
[09/19:13:30:33] Are you sure your you though?
[09/19:13:30:34] A stupid child
[09/19:13:30:39] A stupid ignorent child
[09/19:13:30:46] A stupid ignorent childy child
[09/19:13:30:49] * LadyKalee hugs talyn
[09/19:13:30:58] ignorant*

(*Rafnul makes the post now On-Topic*)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on September 20, 2004, 08:11:10 AM
[09/19:15:10:15] * Smiffy walks into some long grass
[09/19:15:10:22] finds a wild orthasmon
[09/19:15:10:28] * Smiffy throws pokeball
[09/19:15:10:37] *** Orthas is now known as Orthasmon
[09/19:15:10:43] * Orthasmon too powerful
[09/19:15:10:47] * Vinncent watches Orthasmon wiggle around a bit inside the ball.
[09/19:15:10:48] damn
[09/19:15:10:56] * Orthasmon kill smiffy
[09/19:15:11:00] You better abuse it some more before catching it...
[09/19:15:11:01] * Smiffy throws kobokmon out to attack orthasmon
[09/19:15:11:28] What!!? kobokmon is sleeping!!?
[09/19:15:11:30] * Orthasmon uses mind whip to subdue kobokmon
[09/19:15:11:36] darn
[09/19:15:11:41] weak mind
[09/19:15:11:54] send something else
[09/19:15:11:58] * Smiffy throws out spellBMXmon
[09/19:15:12:12] spellBMXmon humps orthasmon into submission
[09/19:15:12:24] ahaha
[09/19:15:12:35] * Smiffy throws pokeball at orthasmon
[09/19:15:13:15] * Rafnul intercepts the pokeball and scores the winning touchdown.
[09/19:15:13:44] * Smiffy digivolves to MegaSmiffymon
[09/19:15:13:45] *** Smiffy is now known as MegaSmiffymon
[09/19:15:13:51] lol
[09/19:15:13:58] ...I think they should modify the Veritas rules since the Dark Omega Clan commedy
[09/19:15:14:01] *** Orthasmon is now known as northgasmon
[09/19:15:14:04] * MegaSmiffymon attacks rafnul with cookie toss attack
[09/19:15:14:05] * Rafnul superdigivolves into WarMetalRafnulMon
[09/19:15:14:09] *** Rafnul is now known as WarMetalRafnulMon
[09/19:15:14:14] * northgasmon digivolves too
[09/19:15:14:21] "No being a fucking moron. That means you DarkOmegaOverlord."
[09/19:15:14:27] lol, rolf, LMAO
[09/19:15:14:27] lol
[09/19:15:14:29] lol
[09/19:15:14:38] * northgasmon uses flame thrower
[09/19:15:14:54] * Crowley watches as the Veritas Chat disolves into a animated battle
[09/19:15:15:02] * WarMetalRafnulMon uses Gear Stomp
[09/19:15:15:05] * MegaSmiffymon digivolves to Godmon
[09/19:15:15:09] *** MegaSmiffymon is now known as Godmon
[09/19:15:15:16] thats not a valid digimon name!
[09/19:15:15:17] *** northgasmon is now known as georgebushmon
[09/19:15:15:24] O.O
[09/19:15:15:29] * georgebushmon uses nuclear strike
[09/19:15:15:29] * Godmon submits
[09/19:15:15:41] *** LadyKalee is now known as Kaleemon
[09/19:15:15:44] lol
[09/19:15:15:47] Ah@
[09/19:15:15:53] * Mysanthropical wins by default
[09/19:15:15:57] no
[09/19:15:16:00] no
[09/19:15:16:08] * Godmon strikes tropical with lightning
[09/19:15:16:11] * Vinncent notices that Mysan needs to end his name in 'mon' to be eligable to win!
[09/19:15:16:17] * georgebushmon trys to bring in english support
[09/19:15:16:21] lol
[09/19:15:16:26] * georgebushmon is an idiot
[09/19:15:16:28] no i dont,thats how awesome i am.i beat you all without even being a proper digimon
[09/19:15:16:37] english don't turn up
[09/19:15:16:43] * Godmon digivolves to Terroristmon
[09/19:15:16:43] *** Godmon is now known as Terroristmon
[09/19:15:16:44] *** georgebushmon is now known as alkiedamon
[09/19:15:16:47] Thats like if the pokemon trainers wrestled the pokemon instead of training their own...
[09/19:15:16:48] lol
[09/19:15:16:55] * WarMetalRafnulMon dies
[09/19:15:16:58] *** WarMetalRafnulMon is now known as Rafnul
[09/19:15:16:59] Which would be hilarious, but thats not what happened, unfortuneatly.
[09/19:15:17:05] * alkiedamon joins with terristmon
[09/19:15:17:11] * Terroristmon releases anthrax spores on vincent
[09/19:15:17:21] ahh... ahh... the spelling is killin gme.
[09/19:15:17:26] * Terroristmon agrees to team up with alkiedamon
[09/19:15:17:29] * alkiedamon uses big beard on kaleemon
[09/19:15:17:47] *** alkiedamon is now known as ultimon
[09/19:15:17:47] went to nuvo to remove that shit
[09/19:15:17:56] * Vinncent has killed more people than the Black Plauge, anthrax cannot stop him.
[09/19:15:17:56] * Crowley hides from the madness
[09/19:15:17:58] * Terroristmon uses suicide bomber attack to weaken kaleemon
[09/19:15:17:59] *** ultimon is now known as ultiterroristmon
[09/19:15:18:02] * Terroristmon blows up
[09/19:15:18:09] *** Rafnul is now known as Pikachu
[09/19:15:18:10] Pika!
[09/19:15:18:12] *** Pikachu is now known as Rafnul
[09/19:15:18:15] Shut the hell up!
[09/19:15:18:17] I did not just do that.
[09/19:15:18:22] * Terroristmon shoots rafnul for being pikachu
[09/19:15:18:29] No one likes you!
[09/19:15:18:29] * Terroristmon hates pikachu
[09/19:15:18:33] sure sure
[09/19:15:18:34] *** Rafnul is now known as Pikachu
-> *nickserv* register **CENSORED** rafnul@hotmail.com
-NickServ- Your nickname has been registered with the password **CENSORED**
-NickServ- Next database synch(save) in 4 minutes.
[09/19:15:18:47] YES
[09/19:15:18:49] * Terroristmon sends letter filled with anthrax to pikachu
[09/19:15:18:50] whats that guy with one eye and a hook
[09/19:15:18:51] This name is mine.
[09/19:15:18:54] *** Mysanthropical is now known as Abra
[09/19:15:18:57] * Pikachu dances
[09/19:15:19:00] * Pikachu uses quick attack
[09/19:15:19:04] *** firequall (firequall@20f064cb.b36c26e4.ca.hmsk) has joined channel #vacademy
[09/19:15:19:07] * Abra kills everybody with his uber 1337 psychic powerz
[09/19:15:19:08] *** Terroristmon is now known as Goku
[09/19:15:19:18] * Goku fires kamehameha
[09/19:15:19:22] * Vitamyst returns...
[09/19:15:19:26] * firequall walks in, then walks out again :P
[09/19:15:19:26] * Pikachu uses flying thundershock.
[09/19:15:19:26] Wtf is going on? O_o
[09/19:15:19:27] *** Goku is now known as Weedle
[09/19:15:19:31] * ultiterroristmon shoots blows of pikachu wuth an ak47
[09/19:15:19:34] * Weedle uses stringshot
[09/19:15:19:37] *** Abra is now known as Mysanthropical
[09/19:15:19:43] I had nothing to do with that.
[09/19:15:19:44] >.>
[09/19:15:19:45] <.<
[09/19:15:19:52] *** Pikachu is now known as Rafnul
[09/19:15:19:54] * Crowley runs away screaming from Veritas before the madness sreads
[09/19:15:20:05] * firequall runs with Crowley
[09/19:15:20:05] holds mysanthropical hostage
[09/19:15:20:07] *** Kaleemon is now known as AHappyMedium
[09/19:15:20:09] * Weedle somehow elvolves to Charizard
[09/19:15:20:15] *** Weedle is now known as Charizard
[09/19:15:20:18] ...
[09/19:15:20:19] *** firequall is now known as firequallMON
[09/19:15:20:23] * ultiterroristmon holds mysanthropical hostage
[09/19:15:20:28] spreads*
[09/19:15:20:28] * Charizard uses flamethrower on fqmon
[09/19:15:20:29] Alright everyone, enough with the nick changes. :P
[09/19:15:20:35] Im me
[09/19:15:20:36] DUDE!If Weedle evolved into Charizard that would pwn! :P
[09/19:15:20:39] *** ultiterroristmon is now known as zuesmon
[09/19:15:20:49] *** zuesmon is now known as zeusmon
[09/19:15:20:51] lol
[09/19:15:20:51] thats it
[09/19:15:20:52] yeah, pwn like a 1337 h4x0r.
[09/19:15:20:54] ...
[09/19:15:20:59] I'm just proud to have earned the rights to Pikachu.
[09/19:15:21:05] lol
[09/19:15:21:11] * zeusmon fires lightnig bolts at anything that moves
[09/19:15:21:25] ...i didnt move >__>
[09/19:15:21:27] * Charizard digivolves to magikarp
[09/19:15:21:27] *** Charizard is now known as Magikarp
[09/19:15:21:40] *** firequallMON is now known as firequall-mon
[09/19:15:21:41] Please please PLEASE stop.............
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 20, 2004, 09:44:01 AM
[02:29:10] * Talynmon uses mega-chomp and eats Trillis
[02:29:27] * Trillis throws a kobokmon out to eat talyn
[02:29:39] * Talynmon digivolves into MetalTalynMon
[02:29:45] * Talynmon is now known as MetalTalynMon
[02:29:57] * MetalTalynMon uses super-mega-chomp and eats reality
[02:30:10] * MetalTalynMon is now known as Nothingness
[02:30:15] * Nothingness is all that is left
[02:30:18] * Nothingness is now known as Talyn
[02:30:19] * Athiril saves vs bullshit (reality check, 1d4+wis)
[02:30:25] * Trillis de-evovles into Trimon
[02:30:27] * Trillis is now known as Trimon
[02:30:30] Oops
[02:30:31] ...
[02:30:35] This is gay..
[02:30:38] * Trimon is now known as Trillis
[02:30:41] Lets just stop..
[02:30:42] lol
[02:30:42] [02:30:19] * Athiril saves vs bullshit (reality check, 1d4+wis)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on September 20, 2004, 08:00:51 PM
oh man, that just reminded of a dream i had a couple weeks ago of a battle w/ every super hero i could imagine
<[ThiefDeath]> A sick dream, literally
i was spider man and for some reason magneto and thing were giants fighting on a cliff
<[ThiefDeath]> I've had several dreams where I found goku in various parts of my house playing video games
haha
LOL


>>;
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 20, 2004, 09:37:20 PM
lol,thats a good one.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on September 22, 2004, 06:56:56 PM
lol, I let him borrow it
Must have been a small amp. :P
he just has'nt given it back
in like
2 months
I am gonna bust down his door
and jack it from him
i like jacking things
like people's faces
dude, dont say that; because it would then be "jacked off"
*** Azazen has quit (Quit: Azazen)
:O
Sick mind
LOL people's faces
Don't worry,Mav isn't here. :P
lol
lol
someone quote that ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on September 23, 2004, 01:44:05 PM
Talyn: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With  Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
Aziraphale: lol
  Solstice: lol
  Solstice: we have a small pink one; I'll use that.
     Talyn: 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
  Solstice: Act annoied when you dont answer.
     Talyn: 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries  with That
Aziraphale: lol
     Talyn: 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It  "In."
Aziraphale: heh
     Talyn: 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Got Over Their Caffeine addictions, Switch To Espresso.
Aziraphale: rolf
     Talyn: 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write "For Sexual Favors"
  Solstice: LOL
     Talyn: 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
Aziraphale: lamo
     Talyn: 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
  Solstice: In accourdance with Prophecy.
  Solstice: dude, too many dont use punctuation./
Aziraphale: heh
     Talyn: 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
     Talyn: 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
Aziraphale: lol
     Talyn: 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
Aziraphale: lol, lol, lol
  Solstice: LOL people laugh at me, anyways.
     Talyn: 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
     Talyn: 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name.
Aziraphale: Stop it please, my sides can't take this much longetr
  Awakened: 12 to 14 to 16
  Awakened: :P
  Solstice: haha
     Talyn: 13 and 15 were naff
     Talyn: 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
Aziraphale: No more, please!
     Talyn: 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards the Parking Lot,*Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
            Solstice tickles Crowley.
            Aziraphale begins to fall apart
Aziraphale: rolf
     Talyn: 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
     Talyn: That's all folks
Solstice: LOL OMFG
*** Tefeari (Tefeari@5a768635.mia.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
Aziraphale: Hi Tef
     Talyn: rofl, you just missed the hilarity
Aziraphale: How are you?
  Solstice: that was so good, I wanna bust your back open with a box cutter.
   Tefeari: O_o
  Solstice: Hiya, Tef ;)
     Talyn: Someone quote it
  Awakened: lmao k all circle solstice and take away
  Awakened: his sharps things
  Solstice: haha neva.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 28, 2004, 02:37:27 PM
[07:30:04] That means that the number of members Veritas has grows 6 or 7 times faster than the price of bananas, assuming an inflation rate of about 6% for China's developing economy.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on September 29, 2004, 10:22:18 AM
[03:21:05] * Crowley is 4!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on September 29, 2004, 10:43:30 AM
* Athiril rips off the label of the bottle of happy pills
AHAHA
VIAGRA it says underneath
AHA!
* Athiril stays away from Mysanthropical
* Mysanthropical goes and beats some old lady to death with his super erection.
>.>
<.<
*cough*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on September 30, 2004, 06:33:49 PM
Whats your address?
;|
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Really.
indeed.
I better go look it up on mapquest.
do.
So that I can walk into your always open house.
Yeah.
And wipe my dirty shoes on your mat.
You should.
And then walk away.
Slowly, calmly..
I think that' s a wonderful idea...

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&countryid=US&addtohistory=&searchtype=address&cat=&address=1600%20Pennsylvania%20Ave%20Nw&city=Washington&state=DC&zipcode=&search=%20%20Search%20%20&searchtab=address
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on September 30, 2004, 09:45:18 PM
[07:23] the only virus' I have ever found reason to fear are those of the latinus strain.
[07:24] Or the black death.
[07:24] No... that's actually easy to cure.
[07:24] But then again.. I've killed more people than the black death.
[07:24] With anti-biotics.
[07:24] Really.
[07:24] I kid you not.
[07:24] okay...
[07:25] Back in the day... I would ride through a town on my motorcycle, with my mp5, and kill thousands.
[07:25] Then the government would send gangs to hunt me down, but they were no match for my superior riding..
[07:25] I should make a movie about that...
[07:25] It would be awsome.
[07:26] Vinncents Autobiography.
[07:27] I should go start on that.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on October 04, 2004, 09:50:34 PM
[10/04:15:36:52] <`Elminster> You cannot have it both ways.
[10/04:15:37:15] Of course he can, he is an Op. Power does strange things to the mind....
[10/04:15:37:29] KILL KILL KILL
[10/04:15:37:35] Hahahah
[10/04:15:37:41] lmao
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on October 05, 2004, 10:34:59 AM
(editted to take out that which was unneeded. multiple funnies in one quote :D)
[11:23] <`liW> (02:43:56) (@kobok) Wil: My dear little guinea pig, are you present?
[11:24] * Silverdawn (Silverdawn@cc183ab7.speed.efa1b32d.nl.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[11:24] lol, I liked that when I saw it ealier...
[11:24] What did you like? :D
[11:24] [18:27:01] <`liW> (02:43:56) (@kobok) Wil: My dear little guinea pig, are you present?
[11:24] That ^
[11:24] <`liW> Wonder what he wanted :P
[11:25] [11:24] [18:27:01] <`liW> (02:43:56) (@kobok) Wil: My dear little guinea pig, are you present? <-- time stamp GALORE :D
[11:26] hey, i just realized something... crowley, even after accounting for time zones, is at least two minutes into the future from myself...
[11:26] hm.. what could i use crowley for that would make a two minute difference in my life... ;)
[11:27] b0b: the toilet
[11:27] * b0b flushes Crowley down the toilet :D
[11:27] O_o
[11:28] <`Wil> kobok, Why am I your guinea pig?
[11:28] you can never tell if your there or not
[11:28] that's an annoying thing
[11:29] :P
[11:29] You can say the same for kobok though.
[11:29] * Crowley looks back at the chat, and wonders why b0b is flushing him down the toilet?
[11:29] Except kobok is just a pig.
[11:29] a GNU pig
[11:30] cause silverdawn told me to :)
[11:30] GNU: a recursive accronym!
[11:30] Yeah. He's a GNU. You could say he practices Open Sourcery. :p
[11:30] *groan*

~kakkarot
Title: 's been a long time, we shouldn't left you, w/o a dope beat to step to
Post by: Koujiryuu on October 07, 2004, 05:57:52 PM
[19:50] Vinncent: I tried to abide by that philosophy long ago; I found it to be far too restricting.  Regardless, I do make an attempt to keep things in balance; as far as my magical endeavors go.
[19:50] * spellBMX wiggles
[19:50] I guess it stems from the fact that I put up with a lot of shit when I was a kid.
[19:50] > Better balance well or you'll fall in the midst of your waddle, fatty. XD
[19:50] heheh... fatty....
[19:51] > roflmao
[19:51] My 'waddle'?  Penis?
[19:51] > lmfao
[19:51] > !!!!
[19:51] lol
[19:51] * Samael shrugs
[19:51] > rofl
[19:51] > lolol
[19:51] > That was classic
[19:51] If I do not understand a word, I generally go with 'penis'.  It keeps things simple.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on October 08, 2004, 05:50:34 PM
[18:13] my browser doesnt work
[18:13] i dont know why
[18:15] Do you have a firewall?
[18:15] nope
[18:15] Does you browser (IE?) even goto *any* site? What error message does it give? Does it even load? I gues what i'm really asking is: What's the nature of the problem?
[18:16] noipe
[18:16] it looks like i have no connection
[18:16] The page cannot be displayed
[18:16] The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.
[18:16] hit ctrl+r then type in "cmd" and hit enter. then type in "ipconfig /release" and wait for it to finish, the type in "ipconfig /renew" and see if that helps.
[18:16] for everything
*will spare you the the stuff we did to TRY and fix it, it didn't get fixed, but note the time lapse between when we started and when we came to near completion*
[18:35] Do you know how to open the task manager?
[18:35] yes
[18:36] do that and check every running Process (under the processes tab) at this website: http://www.answersthatwork.com/Tasklist_pages/tasklist.htm
[18:36] I CANT!!!
[18:36] drr >_<
[18:36] why are we here again?
[18:36] :P
[18:36] cause I'm stupid :)
[18:37] lol
[18:37] You might as well post that in the chatroom thread :P
[18:37] i think i will
[18:37] wait
[18:37] AARRRGH!!!
[18:37] LOL!
[18:37] omfg
[18:37] I FORGOT ABOUT THAT TOO!
[18:37] damn, we're both stupid :)
[18:37] SO DID I!

EDITTED IN:
another one
I have a ritual of spending lots of quality time with myself..
Follow: So do I. Others call it "having no life"
I call it living with your self
I live with my computer. :)
lol
And the precious internet, of course.
* Kichara lives with his playstain
cares, guys*
play*station
playstain! lol
lol

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on October 11, 2004, 07:01:23 PM
cock is s oo good
coke
I'll take your word on that miles :)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on October 12, 2004, 01:08:55 PM
Oct 12 20:27:05 * orthas flies around the surrounding landscape
Oct 12 20:27:09 * Solstice does the Time Warp dance
Oct 12 20:27:31 * Remakai sends in his protoss dragoons to bring orthas down.
Oct 12 20:27:50 >.>
Oct 12 20:27:53 <.<
Oct 12 20:28:03 my dragon is female can ya dig that
Oct 12 20:28:20 I dig it
Oct 12 20:28:26 * Remakai snaps his fingers and jives
Oct 12 20:28:31 lol
Oct 12 20:28:33 * orthas points out to the dragons that kak is a much better meal
Oct 12 20:29:20 * Remakai points out that he didn't misspell 'dragons' and meant "Dragoons"
Oct 12 20:30:00 * orthas bribes the dragoons to attack remakai instead
Oct 12 20:30:54 * kakkarot eats the dragoons
Oct 12 20:31:18 * orthas does a victory dance
Oct 12 20:31:34 * kakkarot eats orthas
Oct 12 20:31:39 * Remakai crosses Crafting: Knitting from his character sheet and instates 20 points to Luck: Digestion Evasion
Oct 12 20:32:13 poor orthas, isn't this the 2nd or 3rd time you have been eaten today?
Oct 12 20:32:30 * orthas bursts out of kaks stomack and cuts off his eyes again
Oct 12 20:32:42 * kakkarot does the bullshit chant! *waving arms slowly in the air while slowly chanting..* "Buullllshhhiiit... Bulll shiitt"
Oct 12 20:32:44 * Crowley eats orthas
Oct 12 20:32:46 lol
Oct 12 20:32:51 ^_^
Oct 12 20:32:57 * Kiirar eats orthas for good measure
Oct 12 20:33:14 * orthas is now known as orthas|piano
Oct 12 20:36:44 * Remakai is come, the devourer of er.. chips
Oct 12 20:37:10 no! not my chips! D:
Oct 12 20:37:17 * kakkarot runs and hides with his chips
Oct 12 20:37:21 *evil grin*
Oct 12 20:37:39 * kakkarot finds a stick of pokey goodness +2
Oct 12 20:37:49 * Remakai scampers after The Grand Ultimate Chips of Kakk!
Oct 12 20:38:17 * Crowley gets the Salt of Dhooom
Oct 12 20:38:31 Cripes! Not T3h S4lT!
Oct 12 20:39:00 Only a true master of the salt can wield it without devestatingly unedible results!
Oct 12 20:39:49 * Crowley rolls against devestatingly unedible results and fails
Oct 12 20:40:18 oh noes!! t3h s2lt shall eat us all D:
Oct 12 20:40:33 Crowley the Saltomancer has ruined my plans with his lack of control! No!
Oct 12 20:40:44 * kakkarot runs some more, poking `Wil with his stick of pokey goodness on the way
Oct 12 20:40:45 * Crowley watches the tide of salt wash out of the land
Oct 12 20:40:56 of -> over*
Oct 12 20:41:06 <`Wil> Why poking me? I'm reading!
Oct 12 20:41:14 cause it's a pokey stick :P
Oct 12 20:41:18 Yup, reading = evil
Oct 12 20:41:21 Burn the witch!
Oct 12 20:41:23 * Remakai must obey his nature, and devours the salt covered chips as a tear slowly slides down his cheek
Oct 12 20:41:35 no! not my chips!
Oct 12 20:41:48 * Crowley watches a Remakai slows dehydrates
Oct 12 20:41:52 * kakkarot offers a virgin as a sacrifice instead! *offers up crowley *
Oct 12 20:41:58 slows -> slowley
Oct 12 20:42:09 >.>
Oct 12 20:42:13 <.<
Oct 12 20:42:14 <`Wil> uhm ok
Oct 12 20:42:18 * Crowley throws the now empty Salt pot of Dhooom at kakkarot
Oct 12 20:42:18 * `Wil goes back to reading
Oct 12 20:42:31 * kakkarot pokes the Salt pot of Dhooom.
Oct 12 20:42:46 * Crowley picks up the now empty Salt pot of Dhooom at kakkarot
Oct 12 20:42:53 lol
Oct 12 20:42:57 My.. precious.. mooooiiiiiisstuuuree..
Oct 12 20:43:04 Gah
Oct 12 20:43:06 Woops
Oct 12 20:43:10 * kakkarot is defensless against the being picked up at!
Oct 12 20:43:12 * Crowley picks up the now empty Salt pot of Dhooom*
Oct 12 20:43:14 rolf
Oct 12 20:43:14 * kakkarot dies
Oct 12 20:43:30 * Crowley puts kakkarot in the now empty Salt pot of Dhooom
Oct 12 20:44:00 * kakkarot raises as a Salt Zombie of Dhooom
Oct 12 20:44:13 * kakkarot chases after rem
Oct 12 20:44:13 Attack Remakai, Salt Zombie of Dhooom
Oct 12 20:44:20 well, more hobbles after*
Oct 12 20:44:24 heh
Oct 12 20:45:14 * Remakai is no more.
Oct 12 20:45:44 * kakkarot feasts on the remains the salted chips of kak
Oct 12 20:46:50 hmmm, I shall quote this I thinks.
Oct 12 20:47:31 * kakkarot pokes crowley with the stick of pokey goodness +2 while he's gone
Oct 12 20:47:38 * Crowley pokes back
Oct 12 20:47:51 * kakkarot falls over and turns into a big heap of salt :/
Oct 12 20:47:57 * Remakai respawns and begins to whine:
Oct 12 20:47:59 Wooops
Oct 12 20:48:09 That's it now, I'm gonna get my other char!
Oct 12 20:48:15 * Remakai is now known as Goliath
Oct 12 20:48:25 Goliath smath.
Oct 12 20:48:27 * orthas is now known as mr|orthas
Oct 12 20:48:28 Hmm, I shall hold of the post. This carries on!
Oct 12 20:48:43 smath? A ney kind of math for smart people?
Oct 12 20:48:45 * mr|orthas fingers his long knife
Oct 12 20:48:57 Not my fault my char hath a lithp
Oct 12 20:48:58 *maths
Oct 12 20:49:00 * Crowley fetches the Pepper Pot of Ultimate Power
Oct 12 20:49:04 lol ah
Oct 12 20:49:30 * Goliath widely eyes the Pepperpot of Ultimate Power..
Oct 12 20:49:46 * Crowley uses the Pepperpot of Ultimate Power
Oct 12 20:49:52 * mr|orthas steel the pepperpot of ultimate power
Oct 12 20:50:05 * You are now known as CondimentKing
Oct 12 20:50:07 * mr|orthas gets there first
Oct 12 20:50:08 o.O
Oct 12 20:50:11 * You are now known as Crowley
Oct 12 20:50:17 It was registerd...
Oct 12 20:50:25 * Goliath finds and wields The Tree of Omni-Smath
Oct 12 20:50:26 * kakkarot finds a nifty little ring
Oct 12 20:50:32 * mr|orthas uses the pepperpot on crowley
Oct 12 20:50:38 * kakkarot is thrown into some lava with the ring >_<
Oct 12 20:50:46 * Crowley spreads pepper everywhere and waits for the snezzeing to begin
Oct 12 20:51:11 * mr|orthas sneezes
Oct 12 20:51:16 OMNI-THMATH!! (echoes)
Oct 12 20:51:24 Not the Tree!!
Oct 12 20:51:27 aaaaaachoooooooo
Oct 12 20:51:34 * Crowley runs away, taking his pots with him.
Oct 12 20:51:40 * kakkarot sneezes further into the lava
Oct 12 20:51:41 * Goliath smashes everything with The Tree of Omni-Thmath
Oct 12 20:52:09 * Goliath logs out
Oct 12 20:52:13 * Goliath is now known as Remakai
Oct 12 20:52:20 * Crowley hides inside the pepperpot which is in his pocket which is in side the pepperpot which is ....
Oct 12 20:52:44 * mr|orthas is now known as Orthas
Oct 12 20:52:46 * Remakai goes insane whilst looking at Crowleys The Perfect Pepper Pot
Oct 12 20:53:04 * Remakai implodes
Oct 12 20:53:08 Pepperpockets, the next best thing in lunch snacks!
Oct 12 20:53:12 * Crowley puts Remakai in the Salt celler of Dhooom
Oct 12 20:53:15 Heh heh
Oct 12 20:53:18 hehe
Oct 12 20:54:02 (Has this finished now? Can I post?)
Oct 12 20:54:21 But I wan't more condements..
 
Only minor editing to remove superflous messages (quit/leave etc)
 
~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on October 12, 2004, 02:05:38 PM
wtf is goin on rafnul, your confusin me?
Giligans island, hyperdrive...
lol
bascially he has an essay due in in two hours
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on October 12, 2004, 09:35:54 PM
Old women just beg to be mugged and have their twenty dollar pension stolen, after all.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on October 13, 2004, 01:04:50 PM
Silverdawn: Practice restraint, Silverdawn's conscience! But they're HOT! Yes they are, but there's loyalty... No there's not, there's you in your sexual prime!
     Talyn: Hmm...
Silverdawn: But my girlfriend is hot too? Is he a model? No, I suppose not... Well? Well, no need to get bent on status, she COULD be a model. Right. Really. She has a great personality. Sure.
Silverdawn: omfg
Silverdawn: *she
    Kallio: comes over there
Silverdawn: SHE
            Kallio comes over there*
            Kallio trips up on Talyn's soul
   Crowley: rolf
     Talyn: ROFL Silverdawn
     Talyn: QUOTED
   Crowley: Definatly
     Talyn: I've got it
Silverdawn: CRAP
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silverdawn on October 13, 2004, 01:31:58 PM
Damn you!

Edit: Ooh, page 30!
Title: On pirates
Post by: Orthas on October 14, 2004, 12:40:07 PM
*** LightFire has joined #pirates
*** Athiril has joined #pirates
lol
*** CryoHorizon has joined #pirates
* Orthas heads for the harbour
You forgot the #
arrr me maty
* Orthas boards the ship
* CryoHorizon has Pirates of the Carrabian installed on my computer (the game, you cant install a movie)
YARRRRR
* LightFire fires the cannons
Guess that means I win!
wheres the gold me maitys
Booty mah maties!
YARRRRR
* Orthas watches as the vacademy is blown to peices
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
wheres the women!
I have a parrot, and an eye patch
The women are next to the GROGG
* Orthas shouts ready the masts
arrr she bee fine indeed
there she blows
GROOOOGGGGGGGGG*
may i have a spot of tea govnah?
j/k
ahh a commoner
GRRRRR
arrr
YARRRR
* Orthas makes athiril walk the plank
arrrrr
Throw him off the plank me matys
* Athiril knife fights Orthas instead
you must be the worst pirate iv ever seen
arrr
* Athiril throws Orthas overboard and takes over his ship
YARRRRRR
* CryoHorizon shoots guns in random directions
YARRRRRRRRRRR
Noooo, my peg leg
*** Athiril has been kicked by Orthas (don't mess with me)
*** Athiril has joined #pirates
:)
Im not a pirate anymore, now im Michael Jackson
hide your children
/join #realpirates
*** CryoHorizon is now known as MichaelJackson
THRILLA
Yeee heee heeeee
pedoooooo
oooh
do DONT STOP TILL YA GET ENOUGH
Stop being ignorent
or SMOOTH CRIMINAL
* Orthas shoots mickel jackson
* Athiril stabs Orthas
step off man
* LightFire beats micheal to the curb
* Orthas tands in the crows nest
I just share my bed
Whats wrong with sharing your bed?
no no
LAND AHOY
do OFF THE WALL !!!!
land hoeeeeee
OFF THE WALL!!!
what does a pirate says if he sees a ho?
* Orthas gets in the row boat
is anyone coming for teasure
treasure
too bad the row boat is missing oars
and you've already floated away from the ship
and it has a hole in it
bye
* Athiril waves bye bye to Orthas
ttp://www.1manband.it/images/funny/michael_jackson.jpg
* Orthas uses awsome sea powers to repair the hole
adds an h
too bad Orthas is a seenile old pirate
lol
* Orthas goes to get all the treasure for himself
and doesn't have real powers ^_^
*** Athiril has been kicked by Orthas (your really trying to be kicked aren't you)
*** Athiril has joined #pirates
* Orthas digs at the big X
I HIT treasure
no
those are sand coins
you're jsut seenile
ummm...ya..rrr
*** Athiril has been kicked by Orthas (he just comes back yaaarrrrrrrr)
*** Athiril has joined #pirates
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
* Orthas hauls the chest back to the boat
this shalt be quoted
Ye he arggg
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on October 16, 2004, 06:27:39 AM
Remakai: I write to entertain manly
Remakai: mainly*
Remakai must now correct his spelling mistakes before Talyn does :P
Talyn: Lol
Talyn: "Remakai: I write to entertain manly" - That could really be taken the wrong way :p
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on October 17, 2004, 04:46:46 PM
well i gotta go get ready for this party
i think im going to go eat now
* Frieza is now known as ServingFood
* Giygas is now known as [Thief]eating
<[Thief]eating> ...
<[Thief]eating> wtf
* ServingFood stares at thief
* [Thief]eating stares back
<[Thief]eating> umm yeah this is the wierdest moment on IRC ive ever had
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on October 18, 2004, 08:28:05 AM
Quote
<[Thief]eating> umm yeah this is the wierdest moment on IRC ive ever had
Well most obviously you don't hang out in the Veritas chatroom often...
:P if it's still as crazy as it was when I left it (or, perhaps... crazier? o_O)

EDIT: Oh, and DarkFlame, what does your avatar stand for? I have  a feeling I've seen that picture before, maybe on a CD cover. If it is, that's good music  :cool: . If it's not, then...

Uhmm...

>.>
<.<

 :elephant:  :elephant:  :elephant:    

o_O?

EDIT 2: I want to make post number #300! *whines*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on October 18, 2004, 09:04:03 AM
Looks like Neo in the Matrix Revolutions when he was trapped in the world between the Matrix and the Real World...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on October 18, 2004, 07:37:08 PM
<@Solstice> That you are busy organizing your make-up.
Not mine.


Ahem.

Sol just has bad taste.
<@Solstice> You'd know for sure.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on October 20, 2004, 04:38:20 PM
El Rafnul wasn't feeling too grand, so... In my infinite compassion and concern:

Rafnul: If you don't live, can we pawn out your assets?
we can use them to save veritas ! :P
yay, fear my networth of roughtly -$3000
Go ahead and pawn them.
take it off the shoulders of my family, at least.
well i call his body
Wtf, no.
Just for that comment, I'm bing cremated.
LMFAO!
* Maverick1 has rafnul's body stuffed and used as a sex toy at a san francisco gay bar :P
Quoted.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on October 24, 2004, 04:15:57 PM
XenoWriting> kobok doesn't want  any...

;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on October 26, 2004, 06:52:36 PM
....
Are you shitting me, Thiefdeath?
<[ThiefDeath]> i had to format
fill it back up with anime
You had ninety-gigabytes of DBZ?
lmfao
<[ThiefDeath]> nereus
you dirty dirty dbz whore :P
<[ThiefDeath]> wait
Yet third-world countries are going hungry!?
<[ThiefDeath]> i have a way for you to understand, hold on
I'm going to quote this..
Does no one see something wrond about that?
:P
*wrong
:P at least I'm playing around.
Though I still say it's terribly sad.
I mean, I don't know anyone with 90GB of pornography.
THat's saying something with the people I know.
[21:39] <[ThiefDeath]> I feel like such a dbzer.  80GB of my external hard drive is db/z/gt
no it was only 80 GB Nereus
rofl
Oh.
Very well then.
Afk, leaping from roof.
like I said he's a dbz whore
:P
ok....
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on October 27, 2004, 09:49:57 AM
OH DEAR GOD!!
* Talyn/#vacademy wriggles
Wtf
I'm wearing my t-shirt inside-out and back-to-front
I was awalking around town like this!
Albuterol makes me twictch and stuff, and that's just fun.
I went to hand in my CV like this
* Talyn/#vacademy slaps self repeatedly, running round in circles and screaming
<_<
>_>
Well, at least I have made a fool of myself once this week, that means the chances of it happening again are slightly reduced :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on October 27, 2004, 09:58:24 AM
Oh son of a bitch... Damn you kobok :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on October 29, 2004, 12:02:35 PM
*** rentgenz has left #vacademy
<[ThiefDeath]> ok rentgenz I have analyzed your situation and come up with a solution.  Talk to the manager of the reincarnation administration for the Earth sector.  Beg for reincarnation as a dog even though your already a human.  If he agrees, when you die and become a dog, make sure you die as soon as possible and then go meet your dog in heaven.   Im telling you, they dont take humans in heaven  
<[ThiefDeath]> FOCK!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on October 30, 2004, 06:52:54 AM
Aziraphale... I have a problem! Help! lol
What?
Today there is going to be a party for me, and my other three friends who have birthdays in october...
I want to wear something decent and not just a tee shirt because it's going to be semi-fancy.
But we're also a bunch of martial artists, and after teh party we're holding an unofficial tournament... and I want to wear something I can move around in.
*damn I am such a girl* lol
Ah, that was to be my frist question. Shall we get genders sorted out before I offer any help? :p
first*
Yes well I just got six phone calls telling me to wear different things. So I'm going out of my mind.
Frozen:  So you're trying to look good while kicking ass?
Frozen:  Dress like trinity.  ;)
Shall I start with the obvious option. Take to outfits, one for the party, one for the fight.
heh
Definatly, then let us see the photos.
Wait, did I say that out loud?
<.<
>.>
Lmfao
Quoted.
Curses....
^_^

I am such a girl sometimes! *smiles*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on October 30, 2004, 07:06:30 AM
"Frozen: Man... I could totally not stay on B.net for more than two hours without dying of lag." + "Frozen: I wish I could game that long... my mom doesn't let me on the computer for more than two damn hours."
lol
lol
Shut up, Talyn.
* CrowsWing has joined #vacademy
So we have come to the conclusion that all lag is caused by Frozen's mum
Logical it makes sense...
Logically*
Hi CrowsWing
Oh, and the vicious Yahoo Dial up
Ello
Therefore I conclude that Frozen's mum is a 56k modem
How are you?
Lmao
Good
you
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on October 30, 2004, 07:31:18 AM
* Talyn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* theflojo kicks CrowsWing in the balls.
* Talyn has joined #vacademy
I am a girl.
LMFAO
CrowsWing has no balls.
wb Taly :p
Quoted
Damnit.
I'm going quote crazy today.
Yes
* theflojo kicks CrowsWing in the face, then.
* CrowsWing kicks theflojo in the throat, which is where his balls are lodged
I'm going now... looks like theflojo has found another plaything
I've heard being punched in the boob hurts.   Is that true?
?!?
* Talyn purchases Frozen over e-bay
* theflojo tries it on CrowsWing.
Wtf?!
*cough*
lol
Roffolopagus!
?
TALYN
Rofl so strong, it has been manifested in animal form
Yes slave?
* CrowsWing ignores theflojo and cries about how mean he is
>. *sob*
:(
* theflojo points out that CrowsWing started it.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on October 30, 2004, 03:16:55 PM
why?
why what?
why?
be less vague.
why?
* b0b kicks orthas in the words
why?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on November 01, 2004, 02:32:49 AM
Hi Frok
* impFork2 (impossible@1ea47cdb.58d39c49.net.hmsk ("impossible@1ea47cdb.58d39c49.net.hmsk")) has joined #vacademy
* impossibleFork has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: impFork2)))
* impFork2 is now known as impossibleFork
Hello again Fork
* impossibleFork has quit (Ping timeout)
Ah, the curse of Azi's greating!
* Aziraphale wonders who to say hello to next
me me
Hello Silver
* Silver_Archer has quit (Quit: AH! GET AWAY FROM ME!)
lol
* Silver_Archer (Silver_Arc@fca96da7.maa.2836807e.net.hmsk ("Silver_Arc@fca96da7.maa.2836807e.net.hmsk")) has joined #vacademy
someone quote that please.
 
~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on November 02, 2004, 12:50:03 PM
The Argument Clinic is also good
I've told you once...
No its not...
it is
Yes it is
just saying your wrong isn't an arguement
Yes it is
no it isn't
Yes it is
oh no it isn't
your wrong
times up
No its not...
yes it is
An argument is connected series of statements, intended, to establish a proposition
No it dosn't
oh no it isn't
...
... Yes it is
i can't argue with you if times up
Yes you camn
can*
no i can't
Yes you can
But an arguement isn't just contradictions...
Well... It can be
NO I CAn't
*ding* Thank you, that's it!
no it isn't
i paid for a full hour
I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay
but you are
No I'm not...
just then you were aregueing with me
we just were
No we weren'y
*weren't
but you were just saying you can't talk to me and i was saying i could
talk to you
I said argue, not pay
*talk
what are you doing in my office
G'ah
What the heck...              
*is confused about the conversation*
Oh no you're not
Doesn't anyone here have anything better to do?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on November 02, 2004, 12:51:54 PM
well thatkilled a few minutes
not quote worthy though
O.o
It was a quote....
no it wasn't
Yes it... nevermind...
>.<
it wasn't good enough to be a quote
lol
Yes it was
Quoted.
: /
but it wasn't it has to be good
Why does it?
It's good becaue it's not good, thus good.
Nereus: No it isn't
thats an oximoron
The amount of bookmakrs I have is ridiculous...
Orthas: No, that's a paradox.
marks*
no it isn't
it's a contradiction in terms
Yes it is
<<
>>
An oxymoron is sticking two unlike things together, yes? Military Intelligence?
lol
yes
*** The_Young_Adept (The_Young_@a0016a99.nl.d60c751e.net.hmsk) has joined channel #vacademy
It's good becaue it's not good, thus good.
Hi Adept
The first part may be an oxymoron
How are you?
hello
but the thus good makes it a paradox.
It's not an oxymoron, it's antithesis
...
I think.
0.o
Damnit, now you've gone and confused me.
no i haven't
Yes you have
how
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on November 02, 2004, 01:02:44 PM
* Enlightenment bombs Kiirar's r's
lol
May we burn her?!
Wait... your not really E?
* Orthas cracks a window with awesome mind bending coolness
* Kiirar shoots down his e's
ahhh
what is E without the E?
my e's :(
lol
E is noth-ang~!
nlightnmnt?
* Orthas steals kiiar's i's
Vinni: yes, I'm E
Well, I'm off out. Have fun all.
I told you I had another alias
^_^
*** Orthas is now known as Ortihais
Good. Someone was spreding a rumor that you really weren't..
Brb, I'm really hungry...
Vinncent: At least his name is still pronouncable.
*** Kiirar is now known as Ka
Nrus is not.
*** Roz is now known as Roz|Food
* Crowley sets mode: +sulk on Crowley
Yep.
*** Enlightenment is now known as Nlightnmnt
* Ka blows up orthas's a's
*** Ortihais is now known as ortihis
Cures, I ment +GuiltTrip
I'd like to buy a vowel. : (
I had veritas withdrawl symptoms..I cant help it :P
lol, cheater
* Talyn watches with amusement
* Crowley wonders if Nlightnmnt will remember what he's talking about
* ortihis will sell you an i for your e
* Nlightnmnt slaps Crowley for pulling guilt trips still
bad Crowley!
* ortihis or ypour s
:P
*** DreamingSaint (DreamingSa@adsl-2-97-80.mia.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #vacademy
Hi
Hey DS. :)
Well, I'm off out. Have fun all. <<-- I mean it now...
hi DS
* ortihis steals saints vowels
bye Crowley
Bye E.
o.O
*** xXSexyMysan69Xx (O.o@96b56f6.cinci.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined channel #Vacademy
lol..I didnt even last a month without Veritas; how sad :p.
heh
* Ka drops a bomb on Ortihis's i's
Yet strangely humorous. >>
yeah
*** ortihis is now known as eaorthiaiis
Ah well. Welcome back man.
thanks ^_^.
*** eaorthiaiis is now known as eaorthas
* eaorthas shoots ka's k
* Nlightnmnt drops a nuke on every letter of the alphabet
bwahahahaha!
*** 1: Erroneous nickname.
rawrr
*** eaorthas is now known as z
-NickServ- This nick belongs to another user.  Please change nicks
-NickServ- If this is your nick please try: /msg NickServ ID password
*** Ka is now known as __
*** Nlightnmnt is now known as ____
*** --: Erroneous nickname.
*** ____ is now known as _________
*** z is now known as _
-NickServ- This nick belongs to another user.  Please change nicks or it will be forcefully changed in 10 seconds.
-NickServ- If this is your nick please try: /msg NickServ ID password
*** _: Nickname is already in use.
*** Nickname already in use.  Please choose another (/nick {name}).
*** _ is now known as ____________
<_________> no more letters
<_________> :\
<__> lol, hey Mysan
<__> nope
<__> all gone
*** Talyn is now known as O_O
* _________ does a dance
<____________> ahhhhh
<____________> no letters
*** O_O is now known as Talyn
<____________> i'm the longest ___________________
* ____________ runsa round
<__> lol
<_________> heh
*** Nereus is now known as ______|brb
* ____________ __ ________ ___
...
* _________ builds a giant E
<____________> __ ______________ _____
*** ____________ is now known as E
-NickServ- This nick belongs to another user.  Please change nicks or it will be forcefully changed in 10 seconds.
-NickServ- If this is your nick please try: /msg NickServ ID password
*** E: Nickname is already in use.
*** Nickname already in use.  Please choose another (/nick {name}).
This is sickening
* _________ starts an E cult
<__> _ _ _!
...
<__> :)
*** Roz|Food is now known as Roz
*** E is now known as ________E________
<_________> worship t3h E!!
<________E________> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
*** ______|brb is now known as __________N______
* _________ bows down to the E
<________E________> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*** __________N______ is now known as ________N______
<________E________> EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*** ________N______ is now known as _______N______
*** __ is now known as ____K_____
<_______N______> There.
*** _________ is now known as E
Um...
Talyn?
<_______N______> I declare holy war on the cult of E!
Wow... someone left the stupid on too long in this room...
kobok... Help
;|
*** Unknown command: GHOST
Kobok!
*** _______N______ is now known as Nereus
*** E is now known as Nickless-2C10B
<<
>>
*** Nickless-2C10B is now known as E_
<________E________> lol
blegh
I'm here Roz! GRAB MY HAND!
* Talyn grabs Roz just before she falls from the cliff
Lmao
<____K_____> holy war?  lol
* E_ declares holy war on the cult of N
* Roz climbs back up the cliff
<________E________> ________ ____________________ _ _ ________ _____
NNN?
Oh no Talyn! We're surrounded!
<________E________> no letters can't say anything
o.O
Oh no
* ____K_____ declares jihad on the E and N
* E_ pushes Talyn off the cliff
*** Talyn is now known as Narrator
* DreamingSaint takes out the Dick Phaser
oh noes!!!
* ____K_____ gives Roz propoganda
Did I mention this is sickening?
teh Dick Phaser!!!11!!1one!!!
Whoa..
*** ________E________ is now known as ________Y________
...
Um...
I wish I were an op..
 What will happen on the next exciting episode of Veritas? Will Talyn fall to his gory death? Will sanity be restored? Stay tuned...
*** Narrator is now known as Talyn
<____K_____> lol
* ________Y________ ________ towards _____K__________
If I was op...
lol
I'm just going to sit here and enjoy the remains of what was my sanity...
*** E_ is now known as Enlightenment
* ____K_____ rebuilds the letters
<________Y________> NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_________________
*** ____K_____ is now known as Kiirar
I'm alright, I never had any sanity to start with
*** ________Y________ is now known as Orthas

*** Enlightenment is now known as Natus
Good point Talyn...
* Natus chuckles
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on November 02, 2004, 01:32:03 PM
Orthas...
 Why would you post what got you banned, as a quote? It's not even very funny?
 
 EDIT:
 So you can't say I didn't post a quote. >_>
  Beat like a drum.
  Gutted like a fish.
  Torn up like paper.
  Served like a three course meal.
  ;|
 
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trowa on November 02, 2004, 02:45:26 PM
I think Prophecy has DD, kobok and Kalee as puppets, and is the true god.  :P
lokl
Iuturna
oh
I kick Prophecy's ass ;)
where is Kalee i miss her
I am on Quezlequat or what ever it is
So quoted.  That is SO quoted.
Darkduck, you will pay for your words of blasphemy.
Oh c'mon
Indeed he will.
Darkduck pwns all
*grin* go RIGHT ahead. He might maul me in magick.
But I'm the god of Chi.
W00t.
And my ego knows not teh limits.
Heh
lol
:D
I thought you were an op..
I think you're entitled to a big ego on here
Darkduck will be embodied as a dwarven fighter, and Prophecy as an elven mage, and the two shall duel.
*snigger*
Kobok, I'm bloody 6'6" and a DWARVEN FIGHTER?! O_o
Dwarven fighter... interesting...
LMFAO
haha
Darkduck:  A very tall dwarf...
Oh man, so much to quote...
Yeah I know
So little time...
That's just SO wrong *dies* :D
Darkduck:  And prophecy will be an elven mage who knows kung fu.  ;)
You're 6' 6"...
You'll a full foot taller than me.
Damn you.
"damn you". I get that from a lot of people.
* Darkduck knows Kung Fu too
lol
no more like a elvan epic lvl monk and prophocy a human epic lvl sorcerer
A Kung FU dwarf!
A Kung FU dwarf!
not from very close though
Check out my l33t dwarven bruce skillz...*hacks away*
How aobut we turn DarkDuck into a duck and Prophecy into a chicken?
ANd let them fight like that?
he means 6 foot tall and 6 foot long
About* ANd*
And**
:/ im short
* Darkduck turns into lovely little duckling
O_o
* beehe1 falls off frozens shoulder then dies
*squeek*...*squeek*...ah fuck this. *pounds some random short guy into the ground*
Title: Rofl!
Post by: Maverick1 on November 04, 2004, 06:32:34 PM
[21:23] rofl..oh well
 [21:23] to each their own
 [21:23] *shrugs*
 [21:24] yeah heh
 [21:25] personally I dont see how the gay guys do it
 [21:25] I choke on fucking pretzels :\
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on November 04, 2004, 06:36:34 PM
If you're going to quote me, include the full story, jackass :p

heh
poor vinncent
:P
lol
I think he's turning gay ;/
as you can tell..it was somewhat inspired by the columbine events (the lyrics)
rofl..oh well
to each their own
*shrugs*
yeah heh
personally I dont see how the gay guys do it
I choke on fucking pretzels :\
I dont want to know how the fags do it
rofl
homophobe :P
ass rammer

and that 'twas the end of that
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vinncent on November 04, 2004, 06:40:48 PM
Whoah, I don't know where that quote got started from, but for the record, I'm as straight as an arrow. And I'm not a pothead, as inferred by a previous quote somewhere. Really. Would I lie to you?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on November 04, 2004, 06:51:55 PM
[11/04:20:49:55] Sneaking around in PM, eh? :P
[11/04:20:50:00] <@Rafnul> <.<
[11/04:20:50:01] <@Rafnul> >.>
[11/04:20:50:27] Why did you just PM me asking to cyber, Sam?
[11/04:20:50:34] lol
[11/04:20:50:34] <@Rafnul> lmfao
[11/04:20:50:34] LMFAO!
[11/04:20:50:37] rofl
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on November 05, 2004, 08:05:29 AM
Rafnul: That is an all-time classic :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on November 06, 2004, 09:54:23 AM
hi vita :)
'lo b0b.
Whats up? :P
the floor :)
No. b0b's high.
vivi: So, /I'm/ up?
* b0b floats around on the cieling :D
b0b: no, you are flat on the floor
too high to move :P
* b0b falls flat on the floor, ouch
* Maverick1 gets the first aid kit
no, throws first aid kit away.
* KiwiKid gets out stick and starts poking kak.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on November 07, 2004, 10:27:48 AM
Kallio: Im busty
Kallio: busy...
Talyn: ROFL!
Talyn: Quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on November 07, 2004, 07:19:14 PM
Hey... I'm Veritas Furniture now....
* AmericanPsycho sits on vinncent
Ah!
O.o
* [ThiefDeath] puts books inside of vinncent
* [ThiefDeath] closes vinncent
your a library now Vinncent
Ah.
...Any reason for this?
<[ThiefDeath]> your furniture
<[ThiefDeath]> you have to be used
:/
Ohh...
Yeah, my sense of humor is as keen as ever.
<[ThiefDeath]> hey, is a toilet considered furniture?
Don't even think about it.
<[ThiefDeath]> :D

Nick, Join, and Quit messages have been deleted.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on November 07, 2004, 08:48:55 PM
I practice fervent Rafnulism
I tried claiming I was Christian, but after telling people to Burn their Bibles, I considered that a bad idea.
How does one join this religion of Rafnulism?
  Raise your hand promise to do everything I say.
Crap
that already makes me exempt
cause I don't do half the stuff I say
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on November 10, 2004, 01:57:41 PM
It's probably more ethical to have a headless cow.  But it's probably a heck of a lot harder to feed.
more ethical?
Well, a headless cow has no brain, so killing it for meat is no different from turning off a machine.
Now cows with heads don't really have much of a brain either, but certainly one without a brain shouldn't warrant much concern, even from animal rights activists.
i think part of the discussion too was whether you would actually want to eat that
I think I'm going to start a cpu rights activist group.
Just for kicks.
Rafnul:  I was waiting for that one.  : )
I'm reasonably sure my cpu is superior to the brain of a cow, just a hunch.
Well, depends on the software I have loaded, mostly.
but your cpu isnt intelligent
If I'm running linux, then probably YES.
M[]THER-1:  Well, I would be a bit hesitant to eat it without knowing exactly what the genetic changes did to it.  Biology is complicated.  The more I study it the more it causes me concern.
Actually, my cpu IS intelligent, when given the proper code.
It can be made to learn in the exact way that animals do.
hmm id like to see what that code looks like
It's long.
And involves databses and a lot querying
Ironically, people have been programming AI for years.
Rafnul:  I consider computers to be on a similar intelligence level as cows, ants, chickens, etc.  However, I don't put much ethical value in that, aside from a belief that one should avoid torturing these animals without good reason.
which is why we should install linux on our cows, and not windows, kobok.
Rafnul:  Agreed.  Open source cows are a much more comforting thought.
Absolutely.
I like to know what goes into my meat.
: D

[Irrevlevant info trimmed]
 :cow:  :cow:  :cow:  :cow:
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on November 18, 2004, 08:22:02 PM
PROPHECY'S PLANS EXPOSED!

When will the next classes be starting?
Summer.
prophecy do you have a computer?
No Thief.  I'm connected to the internet via my mind.
TD: Isn't that a sort of a stupid question?
Hopefully when summer comes around we'll be able to have a larger number of students.
Yes, my interest in magik is grow very much. Its very facinating, I can't wait till summer :)
My goal is to have at least one assistant instructor from my current classes, therein enlarging the number of students that the class can handle.
What do you do in the classes? Im very curious.
I teach, they learn.  Occasionally I provide exercises for the students to practice on a regular basis, and we discuss the progress of the exercise.  I also answer any questions that arise.
Hehe, I should have guessed that :P
Its the artificial cover of my perfect plan to create an army of magicians, and therein establish a new world order.
Mabey you should have said that later in you plan???
;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on November 20, 2004, 01:21:39 PM
[08:14:37] (>^-^)>
[08:14:43] (>'.')>
[08:14:48] skinny kirby :D
[08:15:06] Kirby's on slimfast
[08:15:06] :P
[08:15:23] (>^-^)>O======================> <('.'<)
[08:15:37] fat kirby kamehameha skinny kirby
[08:15:39] (>'.')>===============o===============<('.'<) TUG O WAR!
[08:16:45] (>^-^)>o===( ~(--"> ~(--"> ~(--"> ~(--">
[08:16:50] KAMEHAMEHAMSTERS!
[08:19:05] (>^-^)>O==================>GunBlade
[08:19:13] oo penis!
[08:19:14] oh wait
[08:19:15] damn
[08:19:19] rofl
[08:19:26] ahahaha pwned by yourself
[08:19:29] [08:19:13] oo penis!
[08:19:34] ^_^
[08:19:35] lol
[08:19:39] ba dum ching!
[08:19:40] quote it :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on November 20, 2004, 07:22:02 PM
No particular funny punchline on this one, just a bunch of random idiocy.  WARNING: LONG.

* [ThiefDeath]UT2K4 antideaninundims the monitor
@.@
http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?p=51512&posted=1#post51512
Think that will do the trick?
so you brighten the monitor?
humm
I feel like doing something
what? why did it get so quiet?
oh boy. dont tell me we are still on darkstar.
<[ThiefDeath]UT2K4> shhh
* [ThiefDeath]UT2K4 is now known as [ThiefDeath]
* `KiwiKid is now known as Kiwi|Shower
okay, who farted?
<[ThiefDeath]> shhh
why?
shhh
* Froz|Movie is now known as Frozen
why?
they'll hear!
* Iavas has joined #vacademy
<[ThiefDeath]> because hes sean connelly
good
let them hear
who's Sean connelly?
<[ThiefDeath]> SC
okay
and I care, because?
<[ThiefDeath]> shhhh
* SC scoffs
i am not
would you stop telling me to shhh
shhh
<[ThiefDeath]> shhh
rofl
you shhhh
panzy
harder...
<[ThiefDeath]> shhh
panzy's*
<[ThiefDeath]> quiet
...no
<[ThiefDeath]> shhh
pansy
pansies
loser
* SC shakes head
...
<[ThiefDeath]> *panties
Stop... o.o
that works
how'd you know!
<[ThiefDeath]> yeah, listen to Vita, shhhhh
Would both of you kindly be quiet?
just like me, hanging out with the class idiots
* SC licks roz's face
And refrain from licking random people... >.< lol
well you know what, ill be a teachers pet *brings Prophecy a penthouse mag* just for you
<[ThiefDeath]> shhh
shhh
g'night all
later
* The_Young_Adept has quit IRC (Quit: The_Young_Adept)
have a goo... oh well
hey TD...
:/ *turns mirc "flashing windows" bach on*
<[ThiefDeath]> hey F
I have a question
<[ThiefDeath]> i might have an answer
shhhh, stop talking
shhh
<[ThiefDeath]> quiet
...
Vitamyst, shh, do you hear that?
/kick float shhh
err, i mean >.> .. <.<
lol
....
<[ThiefDeath]> period^4
*sighs*
<[ThiefDeath]> *dies*
how mean.
*cries*
yes, kick float shhh, who ever that is
*flies* whee :D
*scries*
*cries*
<[ThiefDeath]> *pies*
already done
*buys*
*lies!*
*dies*
How about we start a converstaion?
<[ThiefDeath]> shhh
*tries _*
mkay
rofl
Fine. Be sure to PM me when you all decide to grow up.
"I am an officer of the lew"
<[ThiefDeath]> quiet float
* ArckAngel has joined #Vacademy
Yo
arckles!
you have no power over me
SCLes!
* SC giggles
Sciddles....mMMm
* SC starts eating himself
* Float reads another Prophecy article
* [ThiefDeath] shoots a shhh at float from an ArckAngel cannon
"Anime was from Hellsing and music was from Toybox - Wizard of Oz. I know it sounds crazy, and it IS crazy but it works. It's really funny AMV" *blink* anyone want a link to see the music video?
hi arck
Prophecy, just make it easy on your-self, write a book
I'm doing so.
ahh
<[ThiefDeath]> write a prophecy book!
Written 141 pages.
<[ThiefDeath]> of prophecies!
*passes out*
are you going to publish it?
:D
* ArckAngel hits [ThiefDeath] with a rusty sledge hammer, for extreme rust damage.
I intend to.
* [ThiefDeath] takes rust damage + 7
sweet
Prop, you so crazy.
going to send me a free autographed copy?
kak, i do!
* [ThiefDeath] uses an antioxidizer to regain his 7 HP
Title: Samael speaks ebonics
Post by: Maverick1 on November 22, 2004, 02:47:49 PM
[17:36] Samael: True, but its the only card left in my pack of 'Handy Covnersation Starters'
[17:36] its not my fault I hit a nerve... shesh, sooooooorry
[17:36] no your birth was uncalled for ;)
[17:37] Crowley: I'm be sure to send you a new deck for Christmas.
[17:37] I'm be sure ? Samael I didnt know you spoke ebonics :P
[17:37] i'm doing pretty good
[17:37] lies
[17:38] well, mav, you ARE the one who gave him the kit :)
[17:38] No I'm not. Raf did :P
[17:38] yeah, whatever :P
[17:40] Maverick1: Gah :P
[17:40] lol
Title: Too bad it's taken...
Post by: Darkflame on November 22, 2004, 05:55:19 PM
Edited to get rid of unneccesary parts, makes for better reading  :p

[11:08] Hehe, this is great.. I'm teaching Poggers
[11:08] Teaching them... What?
[11:12] There's a few folks who are new
[11:12] Vien: Ooh where?
[11:12] I just showed one the Veritas URL
[11:13] I forget the server. >.<
[11:13] I told some others about how Psi Ball flinging isn't as useful as TP
[11:13] and now I'm playing shapes and colours
[11:13] <`Wil> Fro
[11:13] <`Wil> You need their psipog chat client
[11:13] I just dl'ed it from their page
[11:13] Oh yeah.
[11:13] >.[11:15] THERES ALREADY A FROZEN!
[11:15] Blasphemy!
[11:16] you could call yourself Freeza >.<
[11:16] LOL
[11:16] Uhm...
[11:16] NO.
[11:16] lol
[11:18] Omg... Psipog is like Radki'ers...
[11:18] O.O
[11:19] the Poggers can be just as stupid as the Rad Kiists
[11:20] >.<
[11:40] WTF?!
[11:40] Blasphemy!
[11:41] What's wrong this time?
[11:41] Freeza is taken too?
[11:41] I hope she beats you like a red-headed step child for that comment ;/
[11:44] * Darkflame awaits his beating...
[11:46] ...
[11:47] * Darkflame feels a GoldenEye quote comming on
[11:47] "I am invincible!"
[11:48] The irony is that Boris got frozen shortly after saying it >_<
Title: Monacle time?
Post by: Darkflame on November 22, 2004, 06:48:53 PM
[12:40] its monacle time
[12:40] p_O
[12:40] p_O
[12:40] p_o
[12:40] pheer teh monacle
[12:40] ummm.....yeah
[12:40] p_0
[12:41] LMAO
[12:41] p_o
[12:41] Why does this not suprise me
[12:41] O_b
[12:41] http://s3.invisionfree.com/Halos_Message_Board/index.php?showuser=63
[12:41] the monacle has hypnotic powers.
[12:41] p.q
[12:41] no dont corrupt the monacle
[12:41] I hold power over monacle smiley distribution
[12:41] ArckAngel: lol.

... Does monacle time happen often?
btw: check the link  ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on November 27, 2004, 08:57:24 AM
This is a little long, but extremly funny at the time. Enjoy :D
     
     Nov 27 16:05:57    Good day to you Forg.
     Nov 27 16:06:01    Hi Forg, how are you?
     Nov 27 16:06:08    hey forg
     Nov 27 16:06:11    Aziraphale: I am sorry, I forgot this is your job.
     Nov 27 16:06:16    Pardon my intrusion
     Nov 27 16:06:28    lol, i'm the userper
     Nov 27 16:06:30    *bows* Hello Vivi, Azirphale, Orthas
     Nov 27 16:06:35    Heh, you are allowed my dear Silver. Please let Forg answer you first.
     Nov 27 16:06:48    I'm doing quite well, how are you
     Nov 27 16:06:54    After you Silver.
     Nov 27 16:06:56    jolly good. Do join us forg and speak in queens english
     Nov 27 16:07:03    I'm doing good thanks old chap.
     Nov 27 16:07:06    I am grand
     Nov 27 16:07:08    one finds it rather nice
     Nov 27 16:07:23    Ah, Orthas joins us. A pleasure.
     Nov 27 16:07:27 *    Aziraphale watches the shadows creeping closer
     Nov 27 16:07:29    Why I couldn't fathom any other communication.
     Nov 27 16:07:37    the weather is fine out?
     Nov 27 16:07:45    Yes. Very breezy though.
     Nov 27 16:07:49    But its gentle and cool.
     Nov 27 16:07:58    Cup of tea anyone?
     Nov 27 16:08:07    No thanks. Its night for me.
     Nov 27 16:08:07    oh jolly good show
     Nov 27 16:08:21    yes please if it isn't too much of a bother
     Nov 27 16:08:27    Orthas: Oh jolly good show is the fallback option. You ought to not waste it such.
     Nov 27 16:08:33 *    Aziraphale would hand around the tea, but night is here
     Nov 27 16:08:52    `KiwiKid: join us. Speak in Queens language
     Nov 27 16:08:52 *    Orthas passes round the port as night is here
     Nov 27 16:09:10 *    You are now known as Crowley
     Nov 27 16:09:13    anyone for sherry
     Nov 27 16:09:17    And so he is finally out.
     Nov 27 16:09:25    I think Crowley would fancy a peg of fresh blood.
     Nov 27 16:09:27    Oh I'll have a spot, thank you.
     Nov 27 16:09:47 *    Orthas passes Forg a very small fragile glass of sherry
     Nov 27 16:09:48    Why thank you old chap. A quart of the '66 if you please.
     Nov 27 16:09:55    The same.
     Nov 27 16:10:09 *    Orthas pours out crowley a quart of '66
     Nov 27 16:10:37    Hmmm, this is a good vintage. Which '66 is it? The 16 hundred?
     Nov 27 16:10:40 *    Orthas asks jeffory to attend to the drinks
     Nov 27 16:10:43    Jolly good *quietly sips and swirls*
     Nov 27 16:11:06 *    Crowley polishes his monical
     Nov 27 16:11:11    p_o
     Nov 27 16:11:13 *    Orthas takes a glass of whisky and reclinens into his leather armchair
 Nov 27 16:11:20 Crowley: Do you not think that is too rare a bottle of sherry to be indulging into at this time of the year?
     Nov 27 16:11:23    Ah yes. Monacle.
     Nov 27 16:11:24    p_p
     Nov 27 16:11:29    *p_o
     Nov 27 16:11:56    My goodness, I do believe I made a typing error.
     Nov 27 16:12:03    How rude of me.
     Nov 27 16:12:05    i would rather like it if it would snow
 Nov 27 16:12:09 My dear chap, the 1666 is not in short supply. The Fire of London that year ment I had many, many sources for creating it.
     Nov 27 16:12:14    I quite detest the snow.
     Nov 27 16:12:21 <`KiwiKid>    I would rather not, I quite detest it.
     Nov 27 16:12:29    it ight see to some of those damn lower classes
     Nov 27 16:12:32 <`KiwiKid>    It does often get a bit chilly in here.
     Nov 27 16:12:32    *might
     Nov 27 16:12:42    The plague the year before also adds a certain taste to it, don't you think?
     Nov 27 16:12:43    Living in the Province of Bombay provides many a luxary and prestiege
     Nov 27 16:12:46    but alas, I have no snow.
     Nov 27 16:12:58    Crowley: Indeed it does.
     Nov 27 16:13:06 <`KiwiKid>    Dear god man, do not say damn, it's an absolutely dreadful word.
     Nov 27 16:13:20    i hasten to disagree
     Nov 27 16:13:41    One must maintain a degree of civility at all times man.
     Nov 27 16:13:43    Noone uttered anything even remotely resembling damn dear chap.
     Nov 27 16:13:57    Oh that does remind me, have you all caught word of that dreadful happening in Cairo?
     Nov 27 16:13:58 *    Orthas puts hands his empty glass to jeffory who quikly sets about refilling it
     Nov 27 16:14:00    oh, my mistake.
     Nov 27 16:14:00    I'm sad to say that Orthas did Silver.
     Nov 27 16:14:09    how boorish.
     Nov 27 16:14:28    No, I haven't Forg. Do share you information.
     Nov 27 16:14:31 <`KiwiKid>    Ah. I happened to have not been informed what happened?
     Nov 27 16:14:37 <`KiwiKid>    Do tell man.
     Nov 27 16:14:43    Forg dear chap i am dreadfully sorry but i have not heard please indulge me
     Nov 27 16:14:58 *    `KiwiKid ask Jeffory for a pint of vintage red wine.
     Nov 27 16:15:15    I am going to get in touch with my peasant side.
     Nov 27 16:15:18 <`KiwiKid>    I believe we should start a club.
     Nov 27 16:15:21    Jeffory, lager please.
     Nov 27 16:15:25    *larger
     Nov 27 16:15:34    `KiwiKid: I second that notion.
     Nov 27 16:15:35    My dear chaps, what do you say to the notion of placing this in the Quote thread?
     Nov 27 16:15:48    what should we call our charming group
     Nov 27 16:15:48    Crowley, I concur tis a wise idea.
     Nov 27 16:15:58 *    Crowley signals for another quart of the B-
     Nov 27 16:16:00    Orthas: Think of a nice British name. Something not too common.
 Nov 27 16:16:02 It seems that a plague of locusts has decended there. Millions of them. Terrible really, think of the horrible mess.
     Nov 27 16:16:04 <`KiwiKid>    yes, indeed.
     Nov 27 16:16:16    i concur
     Nov 27 16:16:23    How about Verus Illuminati.
     Nov 27 16:16:29    Forg, I agree. The financial repercussion shall be dreadful.
     Nov 27 16:16:35 <`KiwiKid>    Hmm..I find the red wine here is quite delightful. Where is it from may I ask?
     Nov 27 16:16:49    I shall have to instruct my banker to remove all my assets from there imeditatly.
     Nov 27 16:16:51    `KiwiKid, I believe it is a special brew made by Crowley himself
     Nov 27 16:16:52    perhaps we should create a room were we may sit and entertain ourselves
     Nov 27 16:16:54    I believe it is blood.
     Nov 27 16:17:13 <`KiwiKid>    Not to mension the dreadful crop infestations it has caused, many people may starve.
     Nov 27 16:17:19    silver that name has a wonderful ring to it
     Nov 27 16:17:32    Verusilluminati
     Nov 27 16:17:35 <`KiwiKid>    Indeed. Who wants to go about setting up this room?
     Nov 27 16:17:36    Thank you very much. Glad to pitch in.
     Nov 27 16:17:47    Crowley is undisputedly our leader
     Nov 27 16:17:53    so it must be his room.
 Nov 27 16:18:01 My dear Kiwi, you are fortunate enough to be one of the few people who ever get a chance to try my 1666 vintage. Taken from the bodies of those only a few hours dead from Fire or Plauge. YOu won't find a vinatge like it.
 Nov 27 16:18:13 <`KiwiKid> I shall get us some comfy leather seats which we may sit in, as well as some books with which to entertain ourselves by the fireside.
     Nov 27 16:18:16    And what do we wish to call this room then?
     Nov 27 16:18:27    some chitniz chairs please.
     Nov 27 16:18:33 <`KiwiKid>    Ah, I dearly thank you man.
     Nov 27 16:18:39    The Verus Illuminati Reading room?
     Nov 27 16:18:47 ***** (Name removed)
     Nov 27 16:18:51 <`KiwiKid>    Indeed, we shall all get some various things that we want.
     Nov 27 16:18:54    thats nice, short, simple. Yet elegant.
     Nov 27 16:19:07    I concur Silver
     Nov 27 16:19:16    I fear I must take my leave for now.
     Nov 27 16:19:16    i couldn't agree more
     Nov 27 16:19:24    Be well Forg.
     Nov 27 16:19:36 <`KiwiKid>    Cheerio old chap!
     Nov 27 16:19:38    We shall remember you when we move into our room.
     Nov 27 16:19:41    You as well, and the rest of you.
     Nov 27 16:19:51    *bows*
     Nov 27 16:19:55 *    Forg has quit (Quit: Reboot...stupid computer)
     Nov 27 16:20:20 <`KiwiKid>    Ah...we must remember the bar, we simply cannot leave out such an important luxury.
     Nov 27 16:20:28    Indeed.
     Nov 27 16:20:55    Can we expect Crowley to store his vintage wines there?
     Nov 27 16:21:03    Certainly
     Nov 27 16:21:06 <`KiwiKid>    I do not know.
     Nov 27 16:21:10 <`KiwiKid>    Good.
     Nov 27 16:21:23 <`KiwiKid>    Jeffory if you would follow us I would be very happy!
     
     [Uneeded details editted out]
     
     ~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on November 27, 2004, 10:08:37 AM
Jolly good show crowley old chap
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on November 27, 2004, 12:25:44 PM
I post this not for its humor but for its strangeness.  There was a series of normal comments leading up to 3 people simultaneously talking about death.  With no preceding line of thought to coordinate such a coincidence, 3 people out of no where make death related comments at the exact same time.

yeah
it does, doesnt it?
well
back to work
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DD in the chat? Do mine eyes decieve me?
Hiya arck, how are yuo?
Pretty good, yourself?
MUHARHAR...too late, bastard, I'm just leaving ;)
Bah
Bye DD
<[ThiefDeath]> everyone should die
Go die then.:P
*stabs teh arck and runs off*

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Please note that ArckAngels go die then was not a response to my everyone should die as they came up at the exact same time.  Strange huh?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on November 27, 2004, 12:57:31 PM
you see all sorts on veritas chat

[20:50] *** NeoGokuSSJ1337Hax (rump@d85cd5c2.dyn.2cba2d11.net.hmsk) has joined channel #vacademy

[20:50] hi im NeoGokuSSJ1337Hax nad I wanto start anew avanced ki revolution cuz the old ways jst rent 1337 nemore.  Like they dont teech u howto fli and teleprot and drop ki bombzorz so I wnna start a new stlye that bsaclly takes radcal techs and gives them a traditional twist sowe can hve techs the wrk but are still 1337 so u can fly too.  Itll be the ultimate bombzors ROFLS!!! Ne1 wanna help????

[20:51] * Crowley blinks
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: PsiBlade on November 27, 2004, 10:56:09 PM
I dont want voice
lol why not?
I dunno, theres no point
<[ThiefDeath]> well if another spammer comes in there will be
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<[ThiefDeath]> speak of the devil
o_O
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on November 29, 2004, 05:26:56 AM
Later. my toe hurts
  Awww, poor Silver
  oh, the agony. My toe. ouch, my toe. *rolls eyes*
  I'm suppr5ised they haven't rushed you  to hospital....
  indeed.
  I'd call an ambulance imeditatly if I were you.
  Oh noes! I am having a toe attack
  * Silver_Archer dies
  * Aziraphale arranges the funeral
  * Silver_Archer has quit (Quit: Connection reset by Reaper.)
 
  (On a side note, he didn't return!)
 
 EDIT: 2 hours later
 
 * Silver_Archer (vihangdixi@8c478841.maa.2836807e.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
 <`KiwiKid> Reaper decide to give you another chance vivi?
  Yeah.
  I told him I'll reveal to everyone the location of his porn folder.
 <`KiwiKid> Heh.
 <`KiwiKid> Hows you? ;)
  ofcourse, he denies having one.
  But... he let me go :P
  I am good.
  Its nice being alive again.
  I wonder if this will be quoted too :P
 
  ~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on November 29, 2004, 07:56:47 AM
gingerbread gingerbread gingerbread man, you cant catch me I'm the gingerbread
 * Silver_Archer realises he doesnt like gingerbread
 <`KiwiKid> mmmm...gingerbread.
 * `KiwiKid likes gingernuts.
 <`KiwiKid> How can you not like gingerbread.
 <`KiwiKid> btw, if anyone says anything about what I said about gingernuts I'll punch your face in. :)
 
 ~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on November 29, 2004, 03:53:34 PM
[ThiefDeath]> how do i make doom2 not lag?
KaleeAway> disconnect yourself man
[ThiefDeath]> what does that mean
KaleeAway> let the wires go and walk away while you can ;}
Samael> I suggest you sell your soul to the devil, and then have him fix the problem for you.  It's a great plan -- go off and try.
KaleeAway> do you get a dealer bonus or something Samael?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on December 05, 2004, 12:04:28 AM
This is worying, I've made more threads in the Technical support forum than anywhere else...
so you know how to voice an issue and thats a good thing
some people do not know how to put the words right
;}
you help others by doing that
you ask for those who do not want tostep forward
thank you
The fact I've only made 4 threads in the Tech forum is also slightly worrying :)
Title: Hit this button! Because I said so...
Post by: Darkflame on December 06, 2004, 07:44:52 PM
*CarepNoctern kicks Vivi in the privates and runs away
Hey how do you do the purple thing
Vivi has toy soldiers?
type /me
-_-'
/me
:/ doesn't work
:)
insufficient parameters
how do you do it
* Natus_Denuo cries (dont make fun of my insufficient parameters!!)
>_<
lol
it came up
insufficent parameters
is that good or bad?
you need to write something after it
that's bad, dude
like /me is gay
You have to hit ctrl+z to stop it from killing your comp
err, not ctrl+z, ctrl+c
z is for undo ><
isn't control c copy
* Natus_Denuo is gay, as in happy :)
how about alt f4 while you're at it
damnit, what button am I thinking about?
bwaha
f4 might be it. try that.
thanks dark :)
* Natus_Denuo thwaps kakk
ctrl f4
* kakkarot` kick nat in the foot
* Natus_Denuo kicks kakk in the modemjunk
hold the ctrl button while you push f4
fuck you
* kakkarot` kicks Natus_Denuo in the modemjunk :P
thats
close
kakk: he wants you ;)
ah drat. he knows that one ^_^
* kakkarot` is now known as ^_^
<^_^> dude!
hit left shift + left alt + prt Scr
<^_^> :D too bad it's registered
* Natus_Denuo sends ^_^ to the penalty box
* ^_^ is now known as kakkarot
drat! foiled again
OMFG
no really left shift + left alt + prt Scr is high contrast mode, it looks funky
my screen turned balck
...
ahhhhhhh
push it again to undo it?
yes
wtf
fuck you dark flame
that didnt imporve my contrast
it jus tmad eall my fonst 4 times the size
raf: What it actually does is to change the colour scheme.
* kills DF
OH SHIT
YOU RETARDS
Foh god...
my whole color scheme is gone
well, not just colour, but visual scheme.
I hate you
raf: Did you not save it?
...
oh right
lol
* Natus_Denuo thwaps Rafy
"kakkarot. helping stupid people since just yesterday :)"

*Edited out useless bits*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: beehe on December 07, 2004, 03:44:38 PM
what happend on chat

hiya Talyn
Hey
I'm off now
Cya
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am i a plage bearer?
>.>
<.<
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ello impossibleFork
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crap >.<
lmao
Title: Kichara learns part of the birds and the bees
Post by: Maverick1 on December 08, 2004, 04:30:44 PM
[19:18] * Kichara (Velvet@10abdd47.136.114.138.Dial1.Atlanta1.b1da02e4.net.hmsk ("Velvet@10abdd47.136.114.138.Dial1.Atlanta1.b1da02e4.net.hmsk")) has joined #vacademy
[19:18] shrufs?
[19:18] holy shit some 60 year old nam vet just told me how to properly finger a girl O_O
[19:19] ROTFL
[19:19] * Vitamyst (bmxcalvin@55539a1f.mia.828b38f5.net.hmsk ("bmxcalvin@55539a1f.mia.828b38f5.net.hmsk")) has joined #vacademy
[19:19] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vitamyst
[19:19] hey vity
[19:19] this dude is fucking scary
[19:19] hello kich and vita
[19:19] hi vity
[19:19] lmfao
[19:19] Hiya. :)
[19:20] while it was the weirdest/scareyest convo i have ever had, it was also the most informational.
[19:20] >_>
[19:20] lol
[19:20] gotta go
[19:20] lmfao cya
[19:20] bye sam
[19:20] * Kichara shudders
[19:20] * Kichara (Velvet@10abdd47.136.114.138.Dial1.Atlanta1.b1da02e4.net.hmsk ("Velvet@10abdd47.136.114.138.Dial1.Atlanta1.b1da02e4.net.hmsk")) has left #vacademy
[19:20] lol
[19:21] that's so getting quoated
[19:21] *quoted
[19:21] Kichara had to go practice :X
19:21] rofl
[19:21] on himself because he cant get a girl :P
[19:22] XD
[19:22] ROFL
[19:22] now now
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Lemius on #vacademy @#blemishdesigns
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[19:22] Well he WAS talking to some old hentai about fingering girls.
[19:22] rofl
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on December 09, 2004, 01:35:08 PM
16:04] * CryoHorizon has joined #vacademy
[16:04] Hi...
[16:05] hi.
[16:05] * [ThiefDeath] is now known as PyroVerizon
[16:05] Hey.
[16:05] cryo put {} around your name
[16:06] Oh yeah
[16:06] * CryoHorizon is now known as {CryoHorizon}
[16:06] * PyroVerizon is now known as {PyroVerizon}
[16:06] <{CryoHorizon}> *_*
[16:07] * DS has quit IRC (Quit: With swift abilities to lift and drop And an ambulant skill plus whip and chop, Donkey Kong stomp, Pac-Man chomp Attacking competition I'm back in my position Pop off with the must stop opposition)
[16:07] <{PyroVerizon}> what? DS was here? DAMN
[16:07] <{CryoHorizon}> ...
[16:07] <{PyroVerizon}> i needed to talk to Ds
[16:07] * {CryoHorizon} thinks aloud that no one knows his dark secrets yet.
[16:07] <{PyroVerizon}> how you actually like when i stalk you?
[16:07] <{CryoHorizon}> Not that!
[16:08] <{CryoHorizon}> The other oe
[16:08] <{CryoHorizon}> one*
[16:08] <{PyroVerizon}> oh your obsession with MJ?
[16:08] <{CryoHorizon}> That isn't a secret
[16:08] * {CryoHorizon} is listening to "Beat It" as we speak
[16:08] Wow.... it's like Cryo is talking to himself...
[16:09] <{CryoHorizon}> I AM talking to myself
[16:09] <{PyroVerizon}> We share the same mind.  We lived in the same town which was infected by an alien intelligence
[16:10] <{PyroVerizon}> they came down with their UFOS and were like [[ALL YOUR MINDS ARE BELONG TO US]]
[16:11] <{CryoHorizon}> YEah
[16:11] <{CryoHorizon}> ANd WeE TyPEEE LikE ThIS oW
[16:12] <{PyroVerizon}> |\|0 \/\/3 741|< 1!|<3 7#!5
[16:12] <{CryoHorizon}> Its not just the sudden surge of teens on the internet that has made people talk like that, its that our whole town has been instructed to come on the internet and do so in an attempt to cut off the thinking power of the human race.
[16:13] <{PyroVerizon}> Nah we werent isntructed to come on the internet.  Our whole town was instructed to cut off the thinking power of the human race in various ways, were just the ones who decided to use the internet
[16:14] Your a little late. Humanity has already lost its potential to think.
[16:14] How else would Bush get elected? ;|
[16:14] <{PyroVerizon}> We are not responsible for bush
[16:14] <{PyroVerizon}> infact we have our own political system among us and we can care less about that of other humans
[16:16] <{PyroVerizon}> even though we act like we care on our surface shells, our prime intelligence is unconcerned
[16:18] <{CryoHorizon}> Yeah
[16:18] <{CryoHorizon}> What he said!
[16:18] <{PyroVerizon}> forgive cryo, he has not yet fully developed his connection to the source
[16:19] * {CryoHorizon} thinks that in the future, all television will be HENTAI
[16:19] <{PyroVerizon}> see what i mean..
Title: The french get pwned !
Post by: Maverick1 on December 09, 2004, 05:32:25 PM
[20:05] is the topic titties
 [20:05] in a sick and twisted way yes
 [20:05] You Faget
 [20:05] o will I disected one girls one which had cancer in it
 [20:06] o the horror
 [20:06] Your just mad because you lost your virginity  to your sister.
 [20:06] Whatever a faget is I don't see the problem with being one.
 [20:06] faget = homosexual Lemius
 [20:06] MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
 [20:06] I believe the word you are looking for is 'faggot'
 [20:06] ROFLMAO
 [20:06] Get a dictionary.
 [20:07] no its a slang
 [20:07] It still has a proper spelling.
 [20:07] a faggot can  mean cigarette too
 [20:07] Faget is a good song though
 [20:07] :P
 [20:07] back by the way
 [20:07] yeah
 [20:07] it is
 [20:07] i listened to it online
 [20:07] on korn
 [20:07] aye
 [20:07] faggots are also small sticks tied together to be used as kindling o.o
 [20:08] alright / :p
 [20:08] nah they just said that so they wouldnt be thought barbaric Lemius. It was really a bunch of French tied in a bundle to be used as kindling :P
 [20:09] That's like burning dung. I'm sure it flames up nicely but who wants to deal with teh stench?
 [20:09] heh no kidding man.
 [20:09] PsychicA: your a sick bastard I have n sister but i can tell you might have :p
 [20:10] I guess that makes Carpe a giant stinkbomb them Lemius. He's so full of shit he'd probably flame up real nicely, but stink like a mother :P
 [20:10] no*
 [20:10] a faggot can  mean cigarette too
 [20:10] It also means a bundle of sticks.
 [20:10] We covered that Roz. Please see the anti-french joke above :P
 [20:10] o
 [20:10] Huh?
 [20:10] xD
 [20:10] Oh O.o
 [20:10] Damnit I was late
Title: Noctern blows up in shame
Post by: Maverick1 on December 10, 2004, 07:10:27 PM
[21:48] I dont masturbate mav

[21:48] Yes Vinncent

[21:49] Oh... I thought those kinds of insults sounded familiar.

[21:49] Nac: it's ok. We all know your balls havent dropped and you havent hit puberty yet,

[21:49] ;|

[21:49] Dont be ashamed, you'll make it someday :P

[21:49] Yeah... Those kind of insults. The kind that just fly off the tip of your tounge, at the spring of the moment.

[21:51] STFU up you fucking retard damn dont you ever get tired of your self blabbing nonsense....give it a rest for a fucking while motherfucker

[21:52] STFU up. Priceless.

[21:52] I think I hit a nerve rofl

Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cryi on December 11, 2004, 08:30:44 PM
I have one that I thought I would post for no reason other than it is true beyond comparison: I rule
Title: Ahem..
Post by: Lemius on December 11, 2004, 08:34:00 PM
http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?p=54964&posted=1#post54964
Go there and tell me I dont rule!
You fucking suck.
:(
You are a Ritual made of water
No.
* RitualOfWater is now known as Lemius
And last time I checked, water isn't cool
Actually. I was just taking a piss.
No!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on December 11, 2004, 08:56:01 PM
[15:51:19] Why am I on the quotes thread so much? x_X
[15:51:27] ^_^
[15:52:42] someone must like you
[15:52:44] or something
[15:52:52] * Lemius feels unsafe.
[15:53:07] Or maybe it's cause I never go away.
[15:53:08] rofl
[15:53:13] * Ath waits for Lemius to say something that he can quote
[15:53:31] O.o
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on December 11, 2004, 08:59:29 PM
[15:57:23] http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?p=54973#post54973
[15:57:49] That was hardly quotable though.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Lemius on December 11, 2004, 09:00:06 PM
Quote this, bastard. xD
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on December 11, 2004, 09:01:33 PM
Quote from: Lemius
Quote this, bastard. xD


As you wish.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Lemius on December 11, 2004, 09:02:34 PM
Mmm, invasion stage #1 complete. Local Jackasses are now responding to orders from the Lemius.
Title: Kobok Makes A Typo! Oh and Psipog is a Lesbian.
Post by: Silver_Archer on December 11, 2004, 10:52:53 PM
Presenting Veritas Academy uncensored , deferred live!
 
 
  [12:18] * shadowwarrior13 has joined #vacademy
   [12:18] Hi
   [12:18] ok
   [12:18] this is for a friend
   [12:18] <[ThiefDeath]> you dont say "ok i want to make an avatar" and search for one
   [12:18] http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?t=4229 (http://"http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?t=4229")
   [12:18] i would like everyone to briefly explain their opinions about the psipog chatroom
   [12:18] Okay
   [12:18] It is full of n00bz who I could 0wn with my 1337 ki ballzzzz
 [12:19] <[ThiefDeath]> you randomly come accross an idea or picture that inspires you that you want as your avatar and then you make your avatar
   [12:19] <[ThiefDeath]> your avatar comes to you, you dont go to your avatar
   [12:19] its cool.
   [12:19] shadowwarrior13:  Who is your friend?
   [12:19] ummm
   [12:19] Who the fuck is psipog? <--- Lemius has spoken.
   [12:19] a dude who has no screenname
   [12:19] on veritas
   [12:19] lol
   [12:19] <[ThiefDeath]> psipog is a girl
   [12:19] [ThiefDeath] - No you dont, you do exactly what I said.
   [12:19] Yeah
   12:20] shadowwarrior13:  Okay.
   [12:20] shadowwarrior13: Robotic.
   [12:20] <[ThiefDeath]> psipog is psionic_social_club's big sister
   [12:20] When a PsiPog loves a woman, a PsiPog fails miserably at getting her attention and kills itself!
   [12:20] lol. Psipog is lesbian? :P
   [12:20] Yes
   [12:20] * Lemius uses his empathic powers to sense some hostility and condesention in this room!
   [12:20] cool :LP
   [12:21] *:P
   
   
   But the most important part.
   
   
   [12:21] shadowwarrior13: Psipog is a smaller community focused only on introductory psionics. By comparison, Veritas aims to be a more comprehensive energy academy coverign a wide range of skill levels.
    [12:21] Both a lesbian and its own older sister.
    [12:21] * Lemius either that or just reads what people are saying.
    [12:21] <[ThiefDeath]> OMG the kobok made a typo
    [12:21] lmao
    [12:21] O_o
    [12:21] <[ThiefDeath]> its broken!
    [12:21] yes
    [12:21] * kobok erases everyone's memories.
    [12:21] covering is written as coverign :P
 
 and then, if you thought this was not enough, later....
 
 [12:34] * kobok uses his r33t modem to connect to a computer which says, "Would you like to play a game of global thermonuclear warfare?"
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on December 11, 2004, 11:28:09 PM
Silver_Archer, you're just not r33t enough to understand my spellingisms.  But, here's one for turnabout.  :D

...
But that WOULD be an interesting April Fools joke.
But not on April Fools. Just some random day.
Yeah, best to catch people with April Fools jokes when they're not expecting them...
Like, the rest of the year.
Christmas Fool's jokes.  xD
Yes!
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Hey there Vivo.
hi
Hi Silver_Archer
Hi.
And that's why we're only going to allow Americans to post on Veritas from now on.
I am not Vivo
kobok: cool. goodbye
kobok:  XD
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Hahahahah
Christmas fools on him.
lol india i think
lol
:D
Excellent.
lol

[msg(Silver_Archer)] Heheh
[msg(Silver_Archer)] You walked in on a discussion about April Fools jokes.
[Silver_Archer] oh. lol.

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So you WERE paying attention when I was doing that earlier, heh.
Hi Silver_Archer
Welcome Back Silver_Archer
Christmas Fools, Silver_Archer.  :)
I sincerely hope noone is quoting that :P
* kobok chuckles.
lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Lemius on December 12, 2004, 12:38:55 PM
mmm..rectum >_>
I mean...huh
o.o...
Title: look before you leap.
Post by: Silver_Archer on December 14, 2004, 12:20:47 AM
kobok, physicist and good samaritan? not bloody likely.
 
 [13:47] thief!
 [13:48] * kobok tackles the thief.
 [13:48] I got him, what'd he steal?
 [13:49] he blasted me for posting a response to an 11 month old question..and it also spawned good responses after that so haha
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on December 14, 2004, 11:22:48 AM
kobok: Man, if there's anything to restore your faith in the US Democratic process, it's not the scandal, it's not the voter fraud, it's not the oppression of votes and turning back of voters, but it's the anonymous pinhead elector in Minnesota who accidently voted one of the country's precious 538 electoral votes for "John Ewards" for President.
     kobok: Not only did this person vote for the wrong candidate, this person spelled it wrong!
Natus_Denu: kobok: rofl
Title: Crowley is god, power rangers are cool and Kalee is always listening
Post by: Darkflame on December 14, 2004, 04:09:27 PM
[09:33] foolish mortals
[09:33] Okay...
[09:33] I agree, mortals are a waste of space.
[09:33] kdding cyro kidding
[09:33] Oh...
[09:34] haha
[09:34] "I am immortal, I have inside of me blood of Kings"
[09:35] Crowley must be the true heir of Isildur
[09:35] I always knew Aragorn was a fraud!
[09:35] Nobody believed me.
[09:35] inside me blood*
[09:36] Nagash + Darkflame: How did you work out my secret?
[09:36] err
[09:36] >.>
[09:36] <.<
[09:36] Nagash + Darkflame = Crowly?
[09:36] O_O
[09:37] ...........
[09:37] ...*
[09:37] Cryo: What in the name of all that is holly are you blabbering on about?
[09:38] Nothing really
[09:38] i think cyro assumes that crowley is also darkflame and nagash
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[09:38] wb Redd
[09:38] Yes, and me, and Zemlicka, and you.
[09:39] yes, we are all aspects of the same being
[09:39] We are all only extentions of Crowly's will.
[09:39] ^_^
[09:39] lets not give crowley a bigger head than already he has lol
[09:39] we will join together to become ULTRA MEGAZORD!
[09:39] * Crowley is already having trouble fitting on the planet
[09:40] hahah ohh the fond memories of that show darkflame
[09:40] although now days its just plain ridiculous
[09:40] No, the BIG Ultra Megazord.
[09:40] * Crowley wonders again what people are talking about...
[09:40] BIG HYPER UBER DOUBLE WHAMMY SEEMINGLY UNSTOPPABLE GODLIKE FANTASTOMEGAZORD
[09:40] I own a power rangers game that I play VERY occaisionally on SNES
[09:41] * Crowley deactivates the extensions of his will
[09:41] MisterWillow - What do you mean? They are just in annother galaxy, in space, and in the future and the past at the same time!
[09:41] sorry cyro what statment is that in reference to?
[09:41] lol
[09:41] "although now days its just plain ridiculous"
[09:41] oh
[09:41] lol true trur
[09:42] but i meant more the animalthingies
[09:42] like ok tiger and eagle are fine
[09:42] Things begin to get intresting 15 mins before I go to sleep. Am I sending out somesort of sub-con Telepathy that keeps people away till I'm about to leave???
[09:42] I had the Genesis Power Rangers game.
[09:42] but BABOON AND HAMMERHEAD SHARK!?
[09:42] rofl
[09:42] Yeah!
[09:42] Go Hammerhead shark!!! Phear it!!!!
[09:42] ^_^
[09:43] Look, if you place something between its eyes, it can't see it!!!
[09:43] hahahah
[09:44] so....who here has heard the voice of nature? RAISE YOUR HAND!
[09:44] * Crowley isn't sure what the Voice of Nature is and thus sits on his hand
[09:45] nature has a voice?
[09:45] yes darkflame
[09:45] ok well now that wasnt a fruitful poll now was it
[09:45] lol
[09:45] I've never thought of it as a voice though
[09:45] something that talks to you tends to be termed a voice i guess
[09:46] Do explain this concept more Willow
[09:46] even if it isn't really a voice?
[09:46] well it depends
[09:46] its a voice but its not as though its a vocalised human voice
[09:46] more like the type of voice that speaks directly to your mind body and soul
[09:47] various forms of communication, maybe its just a feeling, or maybe you can hear it or maybe you can see it etc etc
[09:48] its one of those "you cant know it until you feel it" thongs
[09:48] then yes, I listen to the voice of nature
[09:49] or even a THING lol
[09:49] It says "Clean the land of those infidels" >.>
[09:49] <.<
[09:49] he
[09:49] heh*
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[09:49] ok now we can assume that hitler did indeed hear the same voices lol
[09:49] Hiya Kalee, how are you?
[09:49] hearing the call of the fairies?
[09:50] speak of the devil
[09:50] lol well it was kind of obvioius shed turn up sooner or later
[09:50] * LilDrummerAway is now known as Kaleeness
[09:51] I have to checl whats buzzin
[09:51] check*
[09:51] so whats up!
[09:51] The floor
[09:51] so....who here has heard the voice of nature? RAISE YOUR HAND!
[09:51] * Darkflame 's hand
[09:52] lil tin soldiers running around puttin tiny lil knicknacks in peoples 'eads
[09:52] * Kaleeness raises her hand
[09:52] * MisterWillow raises hands
[09:53] darkflame was just telling us that nature tells him to cleanse the land of infidels
[09:53] I was joking... really
[09:53] lol we know
[09:53] maybe clean the diapers of infantiles but that?
[09:53] err, what was I doing? oh yes, cleansing the land
[09:53] still, miss kalee might not find it funny and therefore must exact punishment
[09:54] Has Vity been online?!?!?!
[09:54] * Kaleeness tosses daisies all over Darkflame
[09:54] :D
[09:54] * Darkflame throws some plastic butterflies at Kaleeness
[09:54] PURIFY PURIFY!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on December 14, 2004, 06:34:53 PM
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[21:16] lol
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[21:16] lol
[21:16] yo
[21:16] * Roz has joined #vacademy
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[21:16] O... K...
[21:16] blegh
[21:16] Hiya.
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[21:17] Random, random disconnection.
[21:17] * teh_E is now known as Natus_Denuo
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[21:17] wb E
[21:17] * xavier847 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
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[21:20] w00t http://friendpages.com/cgi-bin/public/pages/cover.cgi?pageid=atlantas
[21:20] The God of the Seas now has an official site!
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[21:22] K, I'm out...
[21:22] Night.
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[21:22] cya roz
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[21:23] <`ThePsipogAcademy> O.O
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[21:23] <`ThePsipogAcademy> O.0
[21:23] Oh noes!
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[21:23] <`ThePsipogAcademy> vita your next
[21:23] No!
[21:23] * Vitamyst sets mode: -o Vitamyst
[21:23] >.>
[21:23] <`ThePsipogAcademy> lol
[21:23] <.<
[21:23] * `Wli has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[21:24] You're next!
[21:24] <`ThePsipogAcademy> it passed over lol
[21:24] Bwahahaha
[21:24] Damnit :/
[21:24] rofl
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[21:24] the room is getting pwned
[21:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vitamyst
[21:24] * Natus_Denuo has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[21:24] <`ThePsipogAcademy> cryo?
[21:24] <`ThePsipogAcademy> nooo not cryo
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[21:24] <`ThePsipogAcademy> please dont take my cryo
[21:24] <`ThePsipogAcademy> noooooooooo
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[21:25] :/
[21:25] * Natus_Denuo has joined #vacademy
[21:25] >.>
[21:25] <.<
[21:25] rofl
[21:25] blegh
[21:25] piece of shit connection


M-M-M-MO-MO-MO-MONSTER KILL!!!
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Tsumaru on December 14, 2004, 07:58:40 PM
ThiefDeath, is that log edited in any way by any chance? =/
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on December 14, 2004, 09:08:55 PM
No, except I pasted two things next to eachother, just fixed that.  Why do you ask?  Did it look different to you, or are you just impressed by my 1337 skills of knowing when cryo was going to get disconnected? ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on December 15, 2004, 12:23:10 PM
<@kakkarot> w00t :D tortilla chips + salsa + pepsi = t3h r0xx0rs!
  <@kakkarot> It's like a party in my mouth and all the food's invited
  <@LadyKalee> thats my pms food
 
 A few minutes later
 
 * kakkarot really should pay more attention when pouring pepsi into his salsa... when he should be pouring it into a cup _
 
 Not his day is it :P
 
 ~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on December 18, 2004, 01:20:18 PM
<@Koujiryuu> LOL, I'm just poking fun. :)
 <@Koujiryuu> Eww, that sounded bad, *please* disregard. :(
  I'm thinking one thing, but typing another.  It's an odd phenomenon.  Or, I'll be thinking about two different things, and unknowingly mesh them together.
 <@Koujiryuu> ...I can hear it now. "OMEG LOLS QUOTED!"
  lol
 <@Koujiryuu> : /
  As you wish Koujiryuu :)
  rofl
  evil crowley
  Si :)
  :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on December 19, 2004, 12:33:23 PM
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Back
Did I miss anything intresting?
Mmm...
Crowley was making fun of you Azi. ;|
Typical!
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Aye :)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on December 19, 2004, 06:46:45 PM
Instead of talking in coherent sentences, let's talk in ambiguous sentences
  Can you help me suck my lolipop?
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trowa on December 20, 2004, 09:22:07 AM
*trumpets sound in the distance*
TrowaSinclaire has arrived!
;)
Quick
RUN!
His ugliness will poison your mind
Foul demon
BACK!
* Talynovel draws his sword
* TrowaSinclaire throws a trumpet at Talynovel
* Talynovel eats the trumpet
Your parlor tricks will not work on me
* TrowaSinclaire throws a trumpetter at Talynovel
* Talynovel eats the trumpetter
Getting... Full...
* TrowaSinclaire throws a Talynovel at Talynovel
Eat THAT.
WHAT?!
My brain cannot handle the paradox...
* Talynovel explodes
* TrowaSinclaire wins ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Viendin on December 21, 2004, 08:24:21 PM
Who did you have to blow to get it?
:D
My best friend did the same thing
LOL
and so did most of the people I know
Double LOL
Going into quotes

>> Talking about Raf's super-highspeed DSL that he's got from the cable company.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on December 22, 2004, 03:50:13 PM
<@Viendin> lol@Crowl
    Crowley*
    :)
   <@Viendin> short forms, short forms
    The only short form I allow is Azi
 <@Viendin> I suppose I should understand that you prefer the whole to the short, I wasn't too jazzed about Arck calling me Vin
    I hate it when people shorten mine.
   * NinjaPirateCapn is now known as theflojo
    To what Cap?
    To what, Cap?*
    :)
    No.  To "Flojo" or "Flo" or "TF"
    I tend to shorten and put a 'y' on the end of other peoples names...
    Or "the"
   <@Viendin> lol
   <@Viendin> TFy
    lol
    lol
    People call me Shadow
   <@Viendin> Shady works
    Nah, Flojoy
    In real life, this REALLY bugs me
    People call me PA
    One of my friends calls me Ky
   * theflojo narrows his eyes and glares at Crowleyy.
    lol
   * Crowley smiles at theflojo
    People call me Master.
    My name's not Ky, DAMNIT
    Crowy !
    >_>
    :P
    <_<
   <]YjorgFrsyj\> If I see cryohorizon on the streets i might call him cryo
    Ok, Ky.
    IT'S KILEY
    GET IT RIGHT
   * Crowley 's left eye begins to twitch
   * theflojo begins twitching all over.
    What?
    Wow, I'm not going to get all this music remarked in an hour. =\
   * ]YjorgFrsyj\ is now known as twitched
    damnit i used /nick instead of /me again
    Woops, nearly lost you all there for a moment
   * twitched is now known as [ThiefDeath]
    lol
    Just my (bad) luck not to actually manage it...
   <@Viendin> Geeze, we'll try Ky
    Don't
    Fucking
    Use that name
    Yeah. We'll try and get it right next time Ky.
   <[ThiefDeath]> what name
    *twitch
    Why are you so angry, Ky?
    Mav: You shouldn't tease poor Ky like that, he said he didn't want to be called Ky
   <[ThiefDeath]> the one i just used?
    haha
    .....
    Sure thing, Ky.
    Poor Ky. Stop messing iwht Ky.
    with*
    Wait...
   <[ThiefDeath]> "Ky Nickname is already in use."
 * Crowley slaps Crowley around a bit with a large and universe destroying paradox then chops him up and jumps up and down on the bits till he gets blisters
    Oh wait, I said Ky...
   <[ThiefDeath]> someone is using your name
    Bastards.
    That's for being a hypocrite!
    Yeah.  It's rude to pick on Ky just because his name is Ky.  I mean, is it Ky's fault that Ky is a Ky?
    aww poor Ky, he's getting all upset.
    IT'S NOT MY NAME GOD DAMNIT
   * Nagash gives Ky a hug
    Don't be so angry, Ky.
    Poor Shadow, I know just how you feel
    lol
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   <[ThiefDeath]> does he have ky fusion earrings?
    Hiya MOD
    MAGE
    How are you?
    SAVE ME
   <[ThiefDeath]> does his ancestor live in a sword?
    Yes everyone feel sorry for poor Ky
    No shouting Shadow
    AAAAH
    hi Crowly am alright
    Don't use Caps Lock Ky.
    Crowley*
    :)
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on December 22, 2004, 04:15:52 PM
You son of a...
I'M NOT KY!!!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on December 22, 2004, 04:20:21 PM
* theflojo (theflojo@clintonlibrary.intrstar.net) has joined #vacademy
  wb Flojo
  <@kakkarot> Hello Flojo.
  msg nickserv id supersaiyajin
  SHIT!!!
  Wooops
  lmfao!
  YAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHJJ!!!
  * Crowley wanders towards the ghost command
  How do I change my pass?
  <@kakkarot> Dang, now what's the ghost command?
  <@ViendiMech> lol
   /ns set password password
  * theflojo has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: No (O.o@96b56f6.cinci.14056255.com.hmsk))))
  care to quote that one as well crowley ?
  Sure will do
  :P
  When he's changed his password of course
  * theflojo (theflojo@clintonlibrary.intrstar.net) has joined #vacademy
  <@kakkarot> Welcome back flojo
  Heh, that's the only time I'll do it.
  rotfl
   /ns set passwd password
  How do I change my pass?
  <@kakkarot> Good password though. Noone ever would have thought of it ;)
  <@ViendiMech> lol
  That was the point.
  <@ViendiMech> 6 years later.. *TrowaSinclaire has joined #vacademy
  Flojo: Have you changed it yet?
  I suppose his next password will be kamehameha
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on December 25, 2004, 04:03:54 PM
<@kakkarot> What in God's Name did I do to internet explorer to make it not work >_<
 <@Solstice> that's adware for you.
 <@kakkarot> What do you mean?
  You turned your back on the holy Trinity that is Office, Windows and IE. Now ye shall reep the consequences!
 <@Solstice> lol
 <@kakkarot> I have windows and ie :P
 <@Solstice> *reap
  Pray for forgivness my child and may the Lord Gates have mercy on your soul!
  lol
  It is not too late for you!
 
 ~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on December 25, 2004, 04:12:13 PM
bah! crowley's leaving out the ends of conversations :P

[22D:12M:17:19:00] I suppose his next password will be kamehameha :P
[22D:12M:17:19:01] Yes.
[22D:12M:17:19:31] -NickServ- Access denied
[22D:12M:17:19:35] No it's not :P
[22D:12M:17:19:39] lol
[22D:12M:17:19:42] ...
[22D:12M:17:19:50] * theflojo narrows his eyes...
for the post two posts ago, and

[25D:12M:17:02:21] It is not too late for you!
[25D:12M:17:02:33] * kakkarot kicks crowley in the windowsjunk
[25D:12M:17:02:45] I am such a loser ^_^
[25D:12M:17:03:17] Seriously: Holy Trinity for microsoft? Where do I come up with these lame jokes? >.>

hehehe :), hahahaha :D, buahahaha XD
~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on December 25, 2004, 04:13:36 PM
Quote from: kakkarot
bah! crowley's leaving out the ends of conversations :P
 
[25D:12M:17:02:45] I am such a loser ^_^
 [25D:12M:17:03:17] Seriously: Holy Trinity for microsoft? Where do I come up with these lame jokes? >.>
 
  ~kakkarot

 You made that bit up you little liar! :teethy:
 
 :P
 ~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on December 25, 2004, 04:15:17 PM
Sure sure, you just don't like how bad you look ^_^

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Cogito on December 26, 2004, 10:53:00 AM
*raises eyebrow*

This thread CAN not still be alive. o_O


I did so not come by here on the second day of christmas because I am lacking a social life.
>.>
<.<

*runs away*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Calvin on December 27, 2004, 09:08:24 AM
Quote from: sadistic-ss
*raises eyebrow*

This thread CAN not still be alive. o_O


I did so not come by here on the second day of christmas because I am lacking a social life.
>.>
<.<

*runs away*

*Gasps* Can it be?
... Is it really, *pauses for a moment*, Sadistic?!
Jeez, its been a while... Stop by the chat sometime, fOO. =P
(And dont worry, we all knno you have no life =O)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on December 27, 2004, 10:12:53 PM
Dammit Crowley, you can think of funny things to say for Kak but not for poor little me?

*Darkflame goes off and sulks*

 :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: CarpeNoctern on December 29, 2004, 12:48:17 PM
Lemius: That's what I thought.
lmao
Lem there is a thing I learned
Yeah?
There is no cant, it will.
it's*
O.o
The hell are you talking about?
Dont know
Figured.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on December 30, 2004, 12:12:56 AM
[03:06] Rafnul: if I remember my anatomy correctly
[03:06] Rafnul: the joint between the brain stem and the cerbral cortex
[03:07] Rafnul: It's a small part of my life.
[03:08] Solstice: your brain a small part ofyour life, indeed.
[03:08] Solstice: I agree completely.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on December 30, 2004, 06:32:12 PM
Anyone up for Tp practise.
  oh i can do that
  toilet papering? not sure I need practice in that!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on December 30, 2004, 08:53:46 PM
Quote from: sadistic-ss
*raises eyebrow*

This thread CAN not still be alive. o_O


I did so not come by here on the second day of christmas because I am lacking a social life.
>.>
<.<

*runs away*


Don't feel bad, I was on here Christmas day, hell now I'm on New Years Eve. Don't tell me you have no life ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: DreamingSaint on December 31, 2004, 09:15:33 AM
Bursting out laughing
Oh, not knowing what it was was angering me :-P
Oh it's some fancyfucker way of saying LOL :X
same DS
Yeah, lol got old
Death Star
Dog Squirt
Dip Shit!
I like that one
haha
Make up one for my name, Lemius.
That's right, you can't do it.
It's too long.
But your name isn't an acronym.
Beeyotch
O.o
:P
LOL
Da Shitznit
Totally
redundant
obnoxious
wig wearing
asshole
Stupidly
idling
no-good
channels
like
anyone
in here
really
even gives a shit.Totally
redundant
I am!!!
obnoxious
* kobok sets mode: +b *!*@dade15f7.lctv-ubr1-blk1.65860c1f.com.hmsk
* Lemius was kicked by kobok (PUBLIC flooder)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: MaceMan on January 01, 2005, 05:15:31 PM
Quote from: DreamingSaint
Bursting out laughing
Oh, not knowing what it was was angering me :-P
...etc...
Kobok has some sort of timed ban script running so if you flood you get banned for a set amount of time. Either that or he is on the chat 23/7
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on January 02, 2005, 12:22:43 AM
23/7 maceman? :p
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on January 03, 2005, 12:35:31 AM
[03:30] we are like their archenemy
[03:30] yeah
[03:30] I remember the jokes going around a long time ago
[03:30] "I was banned from psi-pog for uh, oh yeah, tying my shoe"
[03:30] idk why though, arent we all supposed to be in this together?
[03:31] See
[03:31] ThiefDeath
[03:31] Psi-Pog's staff are the biggest hypocrites
[03:31] "UNITE PSIONS, but leave veritas out of this!" - Psipog, hahaha
[03:31] lol its like george bush
[03:31] YES
[03:31] oh my god, its, oh ok
[03:31] Im speechless
[03:31] that was perfect
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 04, 2005, 04:23:38 PM
LOL
<@kakkarot> Natus: Small willies* :P
<@Ranful> WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN I SPELL MY OWN NAME WRONG!
What Ranful?
* Ranful is now known as Rafnul
rofl
..LMFAO
You know nothing og my willies!
Ranful
<@kakkarot> But it's so much fun :D
<@Rafnul> >.<
I'm gonna start callin you that from now on, Joneson
Quoted...
Ranful xD
<@Rafnul> ahh
<@Rafnul> oh God, you called me Joneson
yep
<@Rafnul> That's just creepy
* DownRodeo has quit (Quit: DownRodeo)
<@Rafnul> usually only the girls call me joneson
Hey, you said I could, months ago :P
<@Rafnul> oh thats right
<@Rafnul> go ahead
nah, it's Ranful now :P
<@kakkarot> lol
<@Rafnul> fuck.

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on January 05, 2005, 03:01:12 AM
hmm, another new layout
I think it's temporary... if I did not know better: I'd say Silver is having a mid-life crisis, with all his "improvements".
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Leath on January 05, 2005, 08:17:05 AM
* Aziraphale screams
* Fireborn_Wolf screams too
Why are we screaming>
boredom Fireborn_Wolf...boredom
this olace is rather dead int it...
I'm screming because I'm going mad. Why you are screming is unknown to me...
Im screaming because yer screamin made me scream
and now I am creaming...
you talk too much ;O
|Talyn was cut here|
You dont like me cause Im fat!
I rarly talk...
Look at the boards!
i have 4 posts in the veritas.
although i've been in the chatroom for over a year or so.
The Veritas
THE Veritas
its only 1011 here, and I've already polished off a 12 back of beer
Has a ring to it...
Like there are other people trying to mimic it and that it's the authentic version
:P
hehe
We should change sometime and call the forum, "The forum formerly known as Veritas"
LOL
thatd be great
lol
whoa... whered you come from!>
lol
ZOMG
Quoted.
:| spelling?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on January 05, 2005, 01:44:55 PM
-->|   KOBOSEXUALMALE (Down@143fc529.in-addr.d30e7701.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
   KOBOSEXUALMALE   He
   KOBOSEXUALMALE   hey
   Solstice   hey, lover.
   KOBOSEXUALMALE   Where is the kobosex at?
   Shinto   ,,,<_<
   Solstice   it's all going down, here.,
   KOBOSEXUALMALE   KOOOOBOOOSEXXXUALALLL!!!!
   TrowaSinclaire   Sup DownRodeo.
   KOBOSEXUALMALE   Aight
   KOBOSEXUALMALE   LIES
   =-=   Mode #vacademy +b *!*@143fc529.in-addr.d30e7701.com.hmsk by kobok
   Solstice   oh, no he did'nt.
   TrowaSinclaire   :)
   Vinncent   Uh oh...
   Vinncent   You know what that means...
   Shinto   ...:P
   TrowaSinclaire   Vinncent: Join the room.
   Solstice   quick, everyone hide!
   =-=   KOBOSEXUALMALE was booted from #vacademy by kobok (Bitch-X BaBy!)
   Shinto   hahah:D
   Ambrose   lol
   Solstice   ducks behind the lamp.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 06, 2005, 07:51:05 AM
Atleast I didn't call you crowlephallus :X
<@Solstice> LOL
...
Sounds like a body part...
<@Solstice> Crowphilia
Duh?
...?
<@Solstice> phallus... duh
* Lemius pours gasoline on theflojo.
And what, exactly, is a phallus?
8===>
* theflojo stabs Lemius with a nodachi.
<@Solstice> LOL
<@Solstice> you must not have one.
WTF is it?
<@Solstice> someone quote that.
WHy?
* Aziraphale will quote it :)
It's not funny.
Or just to put things in perspective we could talk about mine: 8==============>
<@Solstice> omfg hahahhaa
No even remotely.
?
What???
<@Solstice> yes, it is.
<@Solstice> a phallis is a dick, you pecker! lol
!!!
How should I have known that?
By me making obsene symbols at you for one thing.
<@Solstice> LOL
?
OH!
Eight Equals Greater than you dumbass
I thought that was just a weird emoticon.
ROFL

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mystyk on January 07, 2005, 07:14:13 PM
* TakeV drops napalm on the eating orgy
* Silver_Archer eats Televangelist_E from the inside again
oooh kinky
mm napalm
buh bye
* Televangelist_E eats Vihang out from the inside again
* Silver_Archer eats napalm
* Bobrobyn has left #Vacademy
* Silver_Archer continues cycle
you guys like "eating eachother out" dont you
ahha
Title: Poor SC :(
Post by: Silver_Archer on January 09, 2005, 08:49:50 AM
[22:11] thunderguy if you ever play sc again, go to starcraftdream.com forums they have about 8 pages of 1v1 replays by gosus
[22:11] practically the best players ever
[22:12] hi vihang
[22:12] omg...
[22:12] heh
[22:12] playing SereneChaos is now has online forums on it.
[22:12] * Silver_Archer mutters
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silverdawn on January 09, 2005, 09:40:53 AM
Quote system added to Veritas! You can now add quotes which will be submitted to moderation and approved / disapproved by the Veritas Staff. Just check out the forum home page.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 10, 2005, 01:00:57 AM
Jan 10 08:36:19 <@kobok>   Hmm...  Do Buddhists think of murder as rebooting?

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on January 10, 2005, 06:34:08 AM
Talyn: Why was I thinking about tits!
Lemius:   Because you have a glimmer of heterosexuality?
Talyn: Burn in hell you inverted transvestite
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mystyk on January 10, 2005, 04:19:56 PM
kakkaroto please stay off of the babies
Hey.
you know what those things to do your health.
But but... they taste sooo good.
Pfft, "mental health".. who needs it?
GunBlade: he has an advanced case of the Micheal Jackson Syndrome
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on January 10, 2005, 04:57:57 PM
BAH! You're all conspiring against the babie eatings!
>.>
<.<
*runs away to his underground shelter*

~kakkarot
Title: Corporate take over of the chicken farm ^_^
Post by: Silver_Archer on January 10, 2005, 11:45:07 PM
[13:11] Silver_Archer:  My instincts tell me the $59 deal is good until Saturday, so I'll wait until Friday, see if the other one drops in price, and if not buy the $59 one.  :)
[13:11] Win-win.
[13:11] Mine say soon be time for breakfast, or that might just be my stomach....
[13:11] (unless it goes out of stock by then.)
[13:11] kobok
[13:11] what do your instincts say about stock?
[13:11] Silver_Archer:  My instincts tell me that I can't afford stock right now.
[13:11] not those stock
[13:12] chicken stock?
[13:12] Oh coem on
[13:12] <@kobok> (unless it goes out of stock by then.) what do your instincts say about stock?
[13:12] :P
[13:12] :P
[13:12] Oh, that stock.
[13:12] * kobok shrugs.
[13:12] Put two and two together and get 5....
[13:12] Crowley: Quoted :P
Title: Desperation!
Post by: Silver_Archer on January 10, 2005, 11:46:49 PM
[13:15] Argh, wtf is up with all these quotes? Quote me damnit
[13:16] Minnatrix: Say something funny.
[13:16] lol
[13:16] quoted :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: minnatrix on January 11, 2005, 12:19:49 AM
[12:17am] <`Wil> Silver_Archer: Are Rupees actually little rubey looking things cut like diamonds that are colored according to their value?
[12:17am] <`Wil> Like green is 1
[12:17am] <`Wil> and red is 10
[12:17am] `Wil: I am going to kill you.
[12:17am] <`Wil> and blue is 50
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on January 11, 2005, 06:56:35 AM
Quote from: minnatrix
[12:17am] <`Wil> Silver_Archer: Are Rupees actually little rubey looking things cut like diamonds that are colored according to their value?
[12:17am] <`Wil> Like green is 1
[12:17am] <`Wil> and red is 10
[12:17am] `Wil: I am going to kill you.
[12:17am] <`Wil> and blue is 50

LOL oh, my god!
Silver, I think that the life he lives is clearly his own punishment ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 11, 2005, 01:52:57 PM
I liked this one, even if it is me saying it :P

Well put it this way...What are monasteries for?
Keeping monks in.

And just so I don't look to egotistical

OMG...I have had 1207 attempted intrusions on my computer since saturday...
use linux.
Why
They not bother hacking that?
most generally not.
Would all my shit work with linux? ....Id have to buy new software wouldnnt I...
wouldn't*
* DownRodeo is listening to 05 Track 5.wma
Could I dual boot?
yes, but you should probably stick with windows.
lol
ok
Wait
I could stick it on my xbox!

And this one had to be quoted...

Besides Crowley Im going to Japan 1st :P
Taking a gay year :P
What exams?
GAP*
rofl
GAP YEAR
...
That one is defiantly quoted....
Don't you Dare quote that...
fo...
lol
lmao
lol
It's not my day...
not my gay either really
Doing History tommorow...(Thats NOT the name of a man you bastards)
lmao
Had psychology today, went ok I think :P
oh
oh!!!??
how big is psychology
rofl...
What do you mean?
or do you prefer smaller akwardly named men
http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showthread.php?p=58656#post58656 <-- Yet again!
lol
* DownRodeo shreds Forg with a chainsaw
* Crowley goes to add all this to the quote
FUCK YOU ALL..asdkjbahsdkas
* DownRodeo has quit (Quit: ( http://www.nnscript.de :: NoNameScript 3.81 :: http://www.XLhost.de ))

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on January 12, 2005, 06:58:57 AM
[12D:01M:07:56:03] qdb.us/26285 EEEEWWWWWW >_<
[12D:01M:07:56:32] LMAO That guy would be my hero if he actually did that.
[12D:01M:07:56:51] Why don't you be your own hero and do that for your own girlfriend? :P
[12D:01M:07:57:15] Because I would gt beat up? o_o

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 12, 2005, 10:43:52 AM
<@Solstice> mabie I should, so I can OBE more and rape Down Rodeo... lol
lol
* Solstice listens to Bach: Partita (presto gamieux)
ANALOG DIAL CLOCK: 2.5 mG at 2 feet
WAit
You can rape me whilst Obe-ing?
like, energetically?
<@Solstice> I dont know, we'll see... :P
<@Solstice> (I obvoiusly know how to find you)
I don't mind, as long as im not Physically ass fucked :)
You do?
I'm next. For the experience, you understand.
LOL!
:)
<@Solstice> LOL
Oh yeah, you scanned me room :)
Can I have a go :P
lol!
<@Solstice> omg! lol
We're coming out en mass!
<@Solstice> hahaha
:P
mine was first. I deserve a quote for that.
lol
yeah
tbh
Crowley want to do the honours?
lol
<@Solstice> hang on, we busy :P
<@Solstice> LOL
LOL
LOL
:)
I'll quote it a moment.
<@Solstice> see?
See what?
You?
You obe to my anal passage???
omg...
<@Solstice> lol, nm.

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 12, 2005, 11:09:57 AM
<@kobok> "The Book of Enoch" is find.
<@kobok> The one with the word "secrets" in the title is not.
Typo!!!
* Crowley dies of shock
<@kobok> That's not a typo, there are two differen't books.
<@kobok> "The Book of Enoch" is find. <-- is find>
<@Solstice> "is find"
<@kobok> Err, now "different" there was a typo...  wtf?
find?*
<@kobok> Oh, right, well that's a typo too.
Woops typo myself...

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: `Remakai on January 12, 2005, 01:48:10 PM
J'ai un petit connaisance de le langue de les gens de france aussi
or so you believe ;)
J'ai petite-plus! haha
Heh heh
Je pense que tu sont dans l'arbre!
omg, another member and I where freaking out Lemius and someone, speaking French and they could not tell what we where saying.,
I am not a tree!
er, not even in one :/
lol
Tu as un petit canard dans ton cul.
Je sense que Je veux etre dans le forret.
LOL
lol
now, you just made that up.
You have a little duck in your bag?
Yes, I id.
did*
Cul?  I actually dont know that word... Je pense que le mot est "sac"
Ah, sumimasen
I always get cul and sac mixed because of Cul de sac
lol
Cul = bottom
or end :P
Cul de Sac means bottom of bag, because of the shape of a cul de sac.
I think "end" is more accurate.
so you actually had a little duck in your bottom.
yeah, we been dating/.
lmao
Quoted :P
LOL
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mystyk on January 12, 2005, 03:55:59 PM
no shit, so you were having a maths debate over msn !
No we were talking about Preps Vs US:p
No, I have those in private:P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on January 13, 2005, 10:23:31 PM
I thought Phi was a variable, not a constant
Jayalin: I heard phi was constant.
Title: American Pi
Post by: Darkflame on January 13, 2005, 10:29:05 PM
Quote the rest of it kobok  ;)

I spent an entire week once trying to prove 7 is the building block of the universe.
three is.
I was quite convincing. If I put it on a tripod page people might believe me.
Solstice: some say Phi is.
Hell, it doesnt matter
and three plus seven makes one.
Its like cutting a foot to fit a show.
*shoe
Pi
no. not pi
Phi
Its a different ratio
1.1618 or something. I am not sure. I am not a mathematician by vocation or study. Its a hobby ^_^
* Solstice shows you how to get Kobot's attention
Pi is EXACTLY three!
I thought Phi was a variable, not a constant
LOL!
That will work.
Jayalin: I heard phi was constant.
You know what?
lets wiki it
You're on.
Variable :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio
Weep
* kobok smacks his forehead.
lol
I thought Phi was a variable, not a constant
Jayalin: I heard phi was constant.
Those two lines should go on a quote board somewhere...
Phi is a number practially god-worshipped by the greeks
Phi is a letter!!!!!!!!!!
kobok: WE KNOW.
well, represents a number then!
* Solstice watches the electrodes in his hair flicker, as Kobok replies.
thats not an excuse :P
oh, fine :p
Darkflame:  But phi does NOT represent a number.
theta is also a letter.
it's just like Pi
Pi Phi fo fum
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 15, 2005, 11:53:44 PM
I actually should be going to bed soon but, that can wait until I'm finished working.
Working on anything intresting?
I am actually just making a few additions to my grimoire; finishing off a case study.  
I see.
* Vitamyst is now known as Vita|away
<@kobok> "Dearest Grimoire, the toils of magick are horrifying.."  --Samael's diary,
LOL
<@kobok> (to be read with thick southern accent.)
hahaha
STAY OUT OF MY MIND!
lol

Jan 16 08:09:22 <@kobok>   For the courses so far I've written the equivalent of somewhere between 25-30 articles.
Jan 16 08:09:35    That's quite a few...
Jan 16 08:09:35 <@kobok>   And I have at least double that many to go yet.
Jan 16 08:09:48 <@kobok>   There's no way I could do that and be a webmaster.
Jan 16 08:10:16    woah, thats huge.  these classes are bigger than I thought.
Jan 16 08:10:39 <@kobok>   Yeah, I may have to slow the pace down for the next run.
Jan 16 08:10:39    woah, I never realised I have been on the oec for 4 years. And that kobok churns out articles like a cow churns out milk.
Jan 16 08:10:46    lol
Jan 16 08:11:10 <@kobok>   That's probably because kobok drinks huge amounts of milk.  :)
Jan 16 08:11:12    well, for the next class you can just reuse much of the old class materials, I'd assume.
Jan 16 08:11:25    With any refinments required/
Jan 16 08:11:30    im almost the same as vivi
Jan 16 08:11:31    :P
Jan 16 08:11:37 <@kobok>   Zake:  Right, but with modifications.  Significant modifications in a few spots, but much of it can be reused.
Jan 16 08:12:06    (well about 3 years actually)
Jan 16 08:12:24    keep it up and we'll be churning out psions like... butter!
Jan 16 08:12:30    :P
Jan 16 08:12:52    butter
Jan 16 08:12:54    I like butter
Jan 16 08:12:55    (anyone else care to continue the pastoral dairy similes?)
Jan 16 08:13:01    Can I eat the psions? :)
Jan 16 08:13:08    hahaha
Jan 16 08:13:08 *   GunBlade gets fed to Vivi
Jan 16 08:13:11    can you eat pure butter?
Jan 16 08:13:15    indeed
Jan 16 08:13:17    Silver_Archer, that reminded me of Gluttony from FMA
Jan 16 08:13:19 <@kobok>   This is getting a little "cheesy"...
Jan 16 08:13:25    *groan*
Jan 16 08:13:29    insufficient, 'bok.
Jan 16 08:13:46    umm.. yummy yum yum
Jan 16 08:13:53 <@kobok>   Zake:  I figured I could milk it for one more pun.
Jan 16 08:13:54    i remember ages ago when i used to call kobok Bok Bok
Jan 16 08:13:54    :P
Jan 16 08:14:04    Yougut what's comming to you for bad jokes....
Jan 16 08:14:07    what about kobokopter?
Jan 16 08:14:08    ...heh, that works.
Jan 16 08:14:20    Except I ruined that one by not spelling it right....
Jan 16 08:14:24    lol
Jan 16 08:14:24    bok bok?  thats even better!
Jan 16 08:14:27 <@kobok>   Or I curd just ban you all a whey.
Jan 16 08:14:32    *groan*
Jan 16 08:14:42 *   Zake has created a monster.
Jan 16 08:14:45    *stare*
Jan 16 08:14:50 *   Aziraphale will have to quote this
Jan 16 08:14:52    I'll stare you all to death!
Jan 16 08:14:58    Aziraphale: Indeed.
Jan 16 08:15:35    Anymore bad puns before I do?
Jan 16 08:16:02    its all water now. the cream is gone

41 pages of that thread... theres probably a limit to what the forums can handle.
:P
We'll have to make "The Quote Thread part 2: This time its personal!"
"The Quote Thread Reloaded".
"The Return of The Quote"

Jan 16 08:23:36    I have a hair inside the window of my phone...
Jan 16 08:24:01    i have a spider with some missing feet
Jan 16 08:24:10    I am experimenting to see how long it will live :P
Jan 16 08:24:15 *   Aziraphale dosn't like spiders
Jan 16 08:24:19    j/k
Jan 16 08:24:32    So therefore, carry on experimenting on as many spiders as you can find :)
Jan 16 08:24:36    I give all my spiders honourable deaths deserving them like the samurai they are.
Jan 16 08:24:38    depends on how far you have it walk, archer.
Jan 16 08:24:46    Silver_Archer: with a magnifying glass ?
Jan 16 08:24:59    GunBlade: no. I crush them to death
Jan 16 08:25:03    with a hammer.
Jan 16 08:25:24    Hmm, breakfast not start till 9.00 today. Me starving to death. Me regressing to caveman. Me like rocks
Jan 16 08:25:32    LOL
Jan 16 08:25:32    I don't see why you do that... spider guts are far more icky than living spiders.
Jan 16 08:25:48    Zake: Its a matter of personal opinion.
Jan 16 08:26:11    A dead spider is better than a live one :)
Jan 16 08:26:12    spiders and humans are enemies. When a spider enters my territory, I have to act. It is the law of nature.
Jan 16 08:26:19    zeke: its a matter of fettish
Jan 16 08:26:19    [/nutso mode]
Jan 16 08:26:23    Yeh, I do that. Run away....
Jan 16 08:27:10 <@kobok>   Spiders don't bother me one bit.
Jan 16 08:27:26 <@kobok>   Until they touch me, then I rain down upon them with the full fury of kobok...
Jan 16 08:27:27    I don't like anything creepy or crawley.
Jan 16 08:27:31    hahahah :P
Jan 16 08:27:36    thats good, 'bok, 'cos theres one on your shoulder.
Jan 16 08:27:55 <@kobok>   Zake:  That's a pillow.
Jan 16 08:27:59    lol
Jan 16 08:28:09    you have a pillow on your shoulder? o_O
Jan 16 08:28:24    I don't know why I keep closing the quote thread....
Jan 16 08:28:31    ...ur... its on the pillow, then.
Jan 16 08:28:35    Pillow fetish. Thats a new one.

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 19, 2005, 11:28:01 AM
* Smiffy likes chocolate mouse
mousse*
bah
Mice are good :P
<@b0b> mmm mouses
how do you spell that word that sounds like moose
but is chocolatey
<@b0b> meese?
* Smiffy stabs bob
<@b0b> Chocolate meese :D *bleeds*
lol
bah
You're just making a meese on the floor with all that blood b0b :P
* Smiffy cries
<@b0b> I think mousse was correct.
good
* b0b wants to make a chocolate meese
and this had better not end up in the chat room thread
<@b0b> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mousse
That's because you are a meese indivdual :)
* Crowley whistles inocently
* Smiffy has quit (Quit: BAH)
Right, its going in the thread...

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on January 20, 2005, 04:30:45 PM
[01/20:18:23:27] kobok: Now do people actually look more attractive on top of swinging bridges?
[01/20:18:23:38] Rafnul: I know I do...
[01/20:18:23:45] kobok: Damn right.  :)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on January 20, 2005, 07:41:21 PM
Poor Raf's having a bad night

anyone here seen Adventures of the Mini Goddesses ?
is it hentai?
no
Then probalby not

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kinky
SHIT
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 21, 2005, 10:47:01 AM
Vinncent: What I don't understand is why people point at me when it happens.
Like I released a new version, y'know? :)
SD: They're people.
*I'm* the one who's complaining to Vbulletin to start making more effective versions so I don't have to upgrade constantly.
Well your more ready and on-hand to complain too, I guess. ;)
True. :)
Like, if Vbulletin is God, then your the pope.
I don't *blame* them, I just want to complain about the people complaining. :)

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Nereus on January 21, 2005, 11:12:46 AM
I'm too attracted to guys right now.
I probably won't ever be.
lol
whoah, there.
Quoted.
Serious;y, sopmeone quote that lol
err...
shit
LOL
oh well
kobok said i was sexy
Rafnil, dont worry: you are too young to know what you want for sure LOL
*u
Well hell! If Koboks said so, why not!
All hail Rafnul~
err...
*bails Rafnul*
yeah, bail him out :P
maybe if there was ever a guy
that like
hmm
was a girl
I don't know, that mere fact tends to start to attract me
Eh
wtf?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on January 21, 2005, 08:54:04 PM
PROPHECY USED A /me!!!
(20:49:35) @Prophecy sympathizes with Kendamu, having done the same
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: GunBlade on January 21, 2005, 09:54:28 PM
-16:24:54- [TakeV]: I think I finnaly understand the consept of Anti-logic.
-16:27:48- [GunBlade]: not the dictionary though.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on January 21, 2005, 10:08:06 PM
* GunBlade tackles will
* `Wil beats GB off
O_O!
Title: Must be something in the water?
Post by: Darkflame on January 22, 2005, 06:49:51 PM
yeah, so in reality, is fairly knowledgeable despite a lack of firsthand experience
...except in yoga?
wtf?
you do do yoga right?
yes
hehehe
what does Yoga have to do with frostbite?
do do
add two more 0's
omfg sw
doo doo
...
lol
* Shadowarrior13 was kicked by Rafnul (you're retarted.)
O_o
has Jayalin been active tonight/today ?
* Shadowarrior13 has joined #vacademy
lol
since he joined*
dunno
every since I have found out he wasn't a girl
and didn't have a crush on me
I stopped caring
Hard to keep track of Raf's crushes
Rafnul: dumped kobok already?
no...
I didn't have a crush on Jayalin
but Kalee suggested "she" might
lmao
er
OMFG
ROFLMAFAO
O_O
HAhAHAHHA
I'm so retarted
HAHAHHAHA
someone kick the retard
No, kalee didn't have a crush on Jayalin
O_O
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!
that Jayalin might have a crush on ranful
WTBF
but Kalee suggested Jayalin might have a crush on me once
HAAHA
that retard `Wil is an op again? this room sucks. I am leaving
I'm confused
Man, I love my life
I'm glad someone does
Gah, damn. I left my own room. Idiot >_>
[12:49]* vihangdixit has quit IRC (Quit: vihangdixit)

and the truth is revealed...

[13:00] Alright, someone mind explaining to me what the hell that bit above was about?
Oh
I think you are sexy jayalin
that about sums it up
...
RUN
<`Wil> Isn't Jaylin a he?
RUN YOUR ASS OFF
Yes
<`Wil> That's what I thought :)
That's why I'm saybg RUN JAYALIN
Saying*
I'm not scared? Just very confused.
Why on earth would anyone have said that?
said what?
I've seen Kalee a few times. I'm... confused how she came to that allegation, though.
Nothing, it was just sort of a joke Kalee made.
Ohhhh....
In response to something I said
about you
hhahaha
Which was?
nothing nothin
I don't even remember what I said
or how I worded it
Because that whole bit was just a little bit weird.
meh
whatever don't worry about it dude
no ne cares
or takes it even remotely seriously
Righty.... just don't want to be the last one to know I'm involved in some weird internet melodrama 0_o
lol
as long as we don't cyber, there won't be too much drama
which leads me to the question...
hey jayalin
do you want to.... you know.,..?
Jayalin, read the quotes thread in the cafeteria and you sorta get the jist of it
need a tissue?
Sorry, sorry, that' sjust harrassment
I'll be good.
:)
wtf
people keep quoting me
fucking dman you all
jist= Gist
DON'T EAT THAT!  ITS POISONOUS!
<`Wil> AH WHERE?!?
* `Wil spits out his food
Shadow -- Yeah, saw that. My client flashes a different color when my name is mentioned... which is unusual. I scrolled up to a nice "what the hell?"
OH FUCK
are you people always like this? 0_o
I DIDN"T REALIZE THTS WHAT I SAID
OMFG
I feel like a total DOLT
What?
uh?
I'm too attracted to guys right now.
I mean tot say
"I'm not too attracted to guys right now."
And thats what I thought I said
ROFL
No wonder eveyrone was acting so wierd
HAHAHAHA
does that answer your question Jayalin?
No. Because I'm still confused why I was apparently female. Or how this myth got disspelled. I don't remember saying anything...
Maybe the thing was jaylin
Everyime someone asked you
you wou wouldn't asnwer
and so the first person to say "I think she is a girl"
Was just assumed to be correct
Ah. Who corrected them?
you did, indirectly.
Now how did I make a slipup like that?
<`Wil> Maybe it's because I told them when I realized the name on your Paypal transaction was Sean
<`Wil> Maybe not, I just realized that.
Whoops.
Damn, I'm slipping.
<`Wil> Yes, you are.
Jayalin, I was referring to the: are you people always like this? 0_o
Ah. In that case, yes.
Alright. But I'm not going to have my fence broken or anything, right?
What happened to thief after <_<
not unless thief knows where you live
I dunno
thief hasn't been back
but he was going to college or something
I love thief
witha  sort of burning passion
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on January 29, 2005, 11:53:22 PM
Jan 30 02:40:34 *    Vinncent has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Satan (Vinncent@1a669bad.dsl.sfldmi.c4b6c291.net.hmsk))))
Jan 30 02:47:55    *    Vinncent has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: God (Vinncent@f407a25.dsl.sfldmi.c4b6c291.net.hmsk))))

Fighting for the soul of Vinncent!

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on January 31, 2005, 08:07:56 PM
its called the art of the moron :)
* TakeV shall shave his head and follow SA to learn this new art.
rule number one.
you must be a moron
Ok
moronity exists. This means that such a concept as a moron exists. an impersonal assessment has to be made.
rule 2, moronity is caused due do bases.
3. there is a way out of moronity
and finally, the forth noble truth of morons
Is this basid off Buddhism?
all your base are belong to us. :)
lol
TakeV: Yes :P
based*
Cool, moron Buddhists!
* TakeV is a pacifist moron
naah naah naah
its not buddhism
its the way of the moron. It has nothing to do with buddhis
m
no eightfold path. only the 4 moronic truths :P
Or is it!
it is.
and someone quote this, tis good :P
Your right, there must be an eleventeen fold path
diamond sutra? :P
Moronhism for morons
lol
Oh wait, they have that already
;)
note: just incase anyones bloods are boiling here, I am not dissing buddhism and I personally consider it to be a very pragmatic world view and even follow some of its tenants.
Lol, "My Religion can kick your religions ass!" - The begining of the Crusades
if only they would have said suck ass instead of kick ass.
all the 'religions' from 'that area' would be sucking each others ass :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Burning on January 31, 2005, 08:27:29 PM
[20:24] Rafnul: damn you Takev
[20:24] Rafnul: Making me read about Autism
[20:24] Rafnul: you've ruined my life
[20:24] Rafnul: Now I'm paranoid
[20:24] Shadowarrior13: What's new?
[20:24] Rafnul: ...
[20:24] Nacturnal: OMG

Rafnul notices he is crazy he finaly admits it  :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: CarpeNoctern on January 31, 2005, 08:29:12 PM
[20:24] Rafnul: damn you Takev
[20:24] Rafnul: Making me read about Autism
[20:24] Rafnul: you've ruined my life
[20:24] Rafnul: Now I'm paranoid
[20:24] Shadowarrior13: What's new?
[20:24] Rafnul: ...
[20:24] Nacturnal: OMG
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on February 01, 2005, 10:42:41 AM
<@kakkarot> I swear to God, though, that my printer hates me :/ It just /won't/ print a friggin' chord chart >_<
<@Solstice> hi.
<@kakkarot> Hi Solstice.
<@Solstice> What kind of chart?
<@kakkarot> Guitar chords. Open strings for a six string guitar.
<@Solstice> ick.
<@Crowley> kak: Its a consipricey :)
<@Crowley> (Or it would be if I could spell it)
<@kakkarot> No, it's a problem :/ According to the printer control thing, my printer only recieves like 200bytes of about 16kb before the printer physically starts printing.
<@Crowley> The little gremlins have invaded kak's printer!
<@kakkarot> No, I think I've figured it out: the colour ink jets are printing properly, but the black and white are not :/
<@kakkarot> err, just black...
<@Crowley> rofl
<@Solstice> I kidnapped his real printer and replaced it with one, sent by the pixies.
<@Crowley> I want a printer with white ink!
<@kakkarot> Racist printers ;P
<@Solstice> lol
<@kakkarot> pfft, next time send it with some succubi ;)
<@Solstice> lol
<@Crowley> heheh

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on February 02, 2005, 07:29:28 PM
SPANK MY BIG HAIRY MONKEY!
oops
wrong window
lmfao
wrong program even


DOWN WITH PEOPLE! WE SHOULD FOR ONE COLECTIVE CONTIOUSNESS! yeah... WE ARE THE... WE ARE... BAH NEver mind, cnat thin no more
think rather
* Fireborn_Wolf was kicked by kobok (Switch to decaff.)

DrkWaterMoon: Yes, I said gym and?
TakeV:okay are you talking about working out with weights or what?
No, I was talking about a fingerpainting gym.
OMG THEY HAVE THOSE??
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on February 04, 2005, 07:30:27 PM
<[ThiefDeath]> rafnul i see an avatar of a skinny ugly blonde guy with a shit that says "woot".  is that you?
Title: Bonzai!!
Post by: Silver_Archer on February 07, 2005, 07:44:14 PM
[08:55] Um?
[08:55] ..
[08:55] bonsai.
[08:56] BONZAI !
[08:56] :P
[08:57] BONZAI!
[09:04] * Redd has quit IRC (Quit: Redd)
[09:05] BONNNNZAAAAAIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[09:06] * Prophecy has quit IRC (Quit: Prophecy)
[09:06] BONZAI!
[09:06] hmm. Lets stop now.
[09:07] * DrkWaterMoon has quit IRC (Quit: DrkWaterMoon)
[09:07] Yes let's
[09:08] lets do something new now.
[09:08] *waves hands up and down over the shoulders* Bonzai!
[09:08] LMAO
[09:08] Hmm.. wait. No more Bonzai. *pouts*
[09:08] *does the safety dance* BONZAI !
[09:09] * CEPoore has left #VAcademy
[09:09] rofl
[09:09] Maverick1: We are scaring people away.
[09:10] I know rofl
[09:10] Bonzai! *grabs tree and swings it around*
[09:10] isnt it great ? :P
[09:10] yep
[09:10] *does the robot dance*  Bonzai !
[09:11] * Shadowarrior13 has left #vacademy
[09:11] LOL
[09:11] rotf
[09:11] someone quote this!
[09:11] I was just thinking that
[09:11] BONZAI !
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[09:13] AHH! It works reverse!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on February 09, 2005, 12:46:32 AM
I started out first with wicca lol.
So did I.
hehe
Don't tell anyone, though.  ;)

A few minutes later, when it had sunk in:

<@Prophecy> You started with Wicca.....Samael.......?
lol
<@Prophecy> Had I known that, I would have never answered any of your damned questions.
Yes.  The first book I bought was called, "The power of white witchcraft"...
<@Prophecy> ....sweet Jesus.....
That knocked Prophecy off his rocker
Good job Sam
:P
TakeV: I always enjoy spiting him.
<@Prophecy> He makes a habit of it.

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on February 09, 2005, 09:46:18 PM
That's the point in my life where if I started thinking about breathing, it would take me hours to start breathing normally again
Ohh, I see. That's always fun. But again, they're not worthless and needing only of conquest either.
haha
I agree, jayalin.
I have had that breathing thing as long as I can remember. Here we go again. Thanks a lot, bastard.
Oh great, now I got it
damnit!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on February 10, 2005, 12:52:30 AM
Be greateful, I have it all the time except when I sleep!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rawiri on February 12, 2005, 08:24:19 AM
<`KiwiKid> Ah...I thought you ran away because Trowa left, you couldn't live without Trowa. :P
;)
Trowa left!?
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* Trowa_Sinclaire casts revive
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on February 12, 2005, 12:36:14 PM
Heh good old Prophecy.

Trillis: Hello there spanky

Prophecy: Spanky?  I'd hate to have to explain to your family why you're not around anymore...
Title: sw13 gets pwned
Post by: Maverick1 on February 12, 2005, 02:43:15 PM
[17:22] There's more than the words, numbnuts
[17:22] There's grammatical rules too, jackass
[17:22] Can you say "grammatical"?
[17:22] bbiab
[17:22] *donkey noise*
[17:22] Like you'd know you shit eating preteen bitch
[17:22] :P
[17:22] * Float` (FloatsPK@c9c86295.ipt.6ca6a889.com.hmsk ("FloatsPK@c9c86295.ipt.6ca6a889.com.hmsk")) Quit (Quit: Float`)
[17:23] I was nice though your b/f said you eat shit sandwiches and I defended you. I told him you dont like bread. :)
[17:23] Looks like I hit a weak spot ;)
[17:23] only weak spot you hit was when you went down michael jackson's pants :)
[17:26] LMFAO
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Impolite lad on February 12, 2005, 03:30:36 PM
i would like to take this chance to start an all out war!!!!!!

I summon an army of mutant hampster cheifs
beat that hahahahahahahahahaha:teethy: :teethy: :teethy:
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on February 12, 2005, 10:08:44 PM
Quote from: Impolite lad
i would like to take this chance to start an all out war!!!!!!

I summon an army of mutant hampster cheifs
beat that hahahahahahahahahaha:teethy: :teethy: :teethy:

0.o Now we all know what type of person Impolite Lad will be known as around here. *Points Impolie Lad over to the lair of Mega Skull*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on February 13, 2005, 06:46:30 AM
How is that a chat room quote impolite lad?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: DownRodeo on February 13, 2005, 05:32:27 PM
[@Rafnul] YES I LOVE YOU
[@Rafnul] uh?
[DownRodeo] lol?
[@Rafnul] wrong window
[DownRodeo] LOL!
[Psychic_Alchemist] rofl
[Orthas] lol
[DownRodeo] quoted
[Psychic_Alchemist] and pwned
[@Rafnul] (uh... you know I did that intentionally, right?)
[Psychic_Alchemist]suure you did :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: BlacK on February 13, 2005, 05:40:58 PM
Look at me, I'm a stupid doody head, I made a post in Veritas that was meant to be funny but actually was just mildly confusing. Mock me. Mock me hard. ROFL LOL OMG!!
I agree. Retard
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on February 13, 2005, 07:07:22 PM
This isn't from the veritas chat room.... but it's from a Veritas member lol

http://www.drakkan.net/gunblade_01.jpg
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on February 15, 2005, 02:11:32 PM
hmm.. true or false : Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
True.
gotta love murphys law
"The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
What happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat?
then your a psychotic idiot, and the cat will hate you
But cats always land on thier feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down :P
then both the cat and the bread will simultaneously cease to exist
It will rotate, duh...
rotate?
how?
In the air...
The cat will try to land on its feet, but the bread will pull them away from the floor so it can't. Thus it will hover and spin.
..so physics will get confused and the breadcat will be left floating in the air...
Yes!
* Crowley claps
:/
That's awesome. :D
lol
Watar has grapsed the central tenent of powering intersteler spaceship traval!
"BreadCats...The technology of tommorow, today"
Aye
perhaps thats why people say that they see UFOs rotating... thats how they do that antigravity stuff!
I dont think the humaine society would like this technology
...and thats also why they abduct cows!  for the butter on the toast!
o_O;
Alien toast!?
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:P
Zake has it.
* Nereus (Nereus@6a8a8f9f.sc.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
AND why they land on farm fields so often!  its all falling together!!
But what about the rednecks from Alabama? Wtf could they possibly be useful for?
Misan: Someone has to butter the bread
Genetic experiments, fool.
well, duh, misan!  who else would strap toast to a cat?
They've being genetically altered through inbreeding
To become the ultimate bread-buttering warriors
O_o
I'm scared.
LOL
Theyre gonna butter a loaf of bread to a lion and start a master colony on Mars
so we've got how they get the butter, the toast, and the cat-to-toast-strappers... just, how do they get the cats?
the answer:  cats ARE aliens!
Zake: Cats actually come from their home planets
its logical proof of an age-old hypothesis!
Hell yeah they are. They made the pyramids of Egypt. That's why the Egyptians worshipped them.
I think we should write this up and present it for a Nobel Prize.
Signed.
w00t
We'll be rich! Famous!
We'll never have to work again/
We can use Kiwikid as the buffer for the lynchmob!
We'll never have to work again because we won't be allowed to! :D
(w00t)
Brb.
I get dibs on the rooms in the insane asylum!
Do we get free medications once they read this? :D
It also explains why spacecraft emit a low hum, its the sound of the cats!
* Nereus is now known as Ner|Ehanhei
Yes.

Think about it, it makes sense :D

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on February 15, 2005, 07:04:53 PM
<- Xenobius has disconnected   
 OMG! Xen left! Xen must be a non-beliver! Burn the witch!!!!         
   BURN HIM   
   Get your torch and pitchforks!         
*Natus_Denuo gets out his bible and holy water   
-> Xenobius has joined VAcademy   
*Shadowarrior13 gets out his AK-47   
   Blasphemour!!111!   
*Shadowarrior13 shoots X   
*Natus_Denuo beats Xeno over the head with the bible   
*Natus_Denuo then drowns him with the holy water   
*Shadowarrior13 shoots X a lot   
<- Xenobius has left VAcademy
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on February 15, 2005, 07:38:49 PM
* Natus_Denuo whips Shadowarrior13
LOL!!! Rafnul
Take it, bitch
More, more!
Raf: you have my condolences :)
rofl
* Natus_Denuo handcuffs Shadowarrior13 to the bed, and whips him more
Rafl*
Oh yeah
LMFAO
I'm a bad boy
Natus most love it through the detour Alchemist roflmfao
* Shadowarrior13 puts on a schoolgirl outfit
LOL!!!
I've been a baaad catholic
oh yes!
I think "LOL" has had its share tonight.
I love catholic schoolgirl outfits :P
* Psychic_Alchemist beats Guest to death with a broom handle
* Shadowarrior13 fears this will be quoted :P
I'm sure it will...
* Natus_Denuo shoves a butt plug up Shadowarrior13's arse
* Shadowarrior13 is now known as Catholic_Schoolgi
Oh yeah
lol
lol don't fiddle me with that broom handle.. jam it to Natus
I think Xeno needs one too Natus
I think he's feeling left out :P
rofl
Mav: you take care of it then; you're an expert when it comes to shoving large things into people's asses ;)
This is quoted, right now
ROFL!!!
hey you were happy with it last night ;)
I was
:D
omfg
lol
lol
I find it hillarious how much entertainment people get out of us acting gay >_>
* Catholic_Schoolgi is now known as Shadowarrior13
Acting?

To be fair (somehow)

I think it's ironic Takev quotes us acting gay
when he has a rainbow in his forum avatar
LMFAO
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on February 15, 2005, 07:57:13 PM
Quote from: TakeV
Acting?

Just what I would have said :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on February 16, 2005, 11:26:16 AM
MassDestruction: that rock got to travel 200 feet
Watarimono: rock?
MassDestruction: http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary
Watarimono: I got an error about arguments
MassDestruction: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=rock
Watarimono: :P I know what a rock is, but what about the 200 ft thing?
MassDestruction: thats how far it traveled
Watarimono: what rock?
MassDestruction: i dunno some random one i picked up
Watarimono: oh
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on February 18, 2005, 12:22:38 AM
[03:00] <`Wil> In 10 seconds say Wil
[03:00] <`Wil> go
[03:00] Biznut
[03:01] <`Wil> Did you do it?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trowa on February 18, 2005, 01:44:29 PM
[16:41] *looks at topic*  How come I never get a day?  Even ORTHAS has had a day.  :P
[16:41] Mr Famous...
[16:41] Trowa: I've not had a day yet ;)
[16:42] That's because all you do is welcome people.  ;)
[16:42] :P
[16:42] I know :P
[16:42] I'm just a cleaver bot :P
[16:42] *clever, you mean?
[16:42] <`Gemini> We hope.
Title: Visit from Bob The Enzyte Man !
Post by: Maverick1 on February 20, 2005, 10:52:30 AM
[13:29] * Bobrobyn (bobrobyn20@********.********.***.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:29] * Shadow|AOnline is now known as Shadowarrior13
[13:29] Hey bob
[13:29] This is bob
[13:29] Hey
[13:29] he has a very happy spouse back at the clubhouse :P
[13:29] and a giant new spring of confidence
[13:29] :P
[13:32] rofl
[13:32] I'm to young to be a spouse :P
[13:33] why ? because he uses Enzyte for natural male enhancement :P
[13:33] w00t
[13:33] lmao
[13:34] I do not use it, nor do I need it. Just because I have the same name as a guy in a commercial, doen't mean I use their product :P
[13:34] suuure..
[13:34] and after all Enzyte has done for you...
[13:34] tsk tsk tsk...
[13:36] lol
[13:36] Seems mav is obsessed with Enzyte...
[13:36] lol
[13:37] nah Kylie.
[13:37] Your mom knows I dont need it :)
[13:37] how do you think you got her son ?
[13:37] :)
[13:37] *here
[13:37] lol
[13:37] Daddy?!?!?!
[13:37] SON!?!?
[13:37] I've missed you
[13:37] heh
[13:37] * Shadowarrior13 hugs mav
[13:37] :P
[13:37] rofl
[13:37] lmao
[13:38] quiet enzyte man :P
[13:42] and he's quiet
[13:43] that just proves it :P
[13:43] Who're you talking too?
[13:44] You :P
[13:44] how can I quite enzyte if I've never used it?
[13:45] I said quiet not quit
[13:45] * Psychic_Alchemist hands bob hooked on Phonics for natural reading enhancement
[13:45] :P
[13:46] lmao
[13:46] I thought you meant quit
[13:46] :P
[13:46] :P
[13:47] no
[13:47] lol
[13:48] Quite?  so that means it doesn't work for you?  Isn' there a 100% money back garentee?  :P
[13:49] See now he's trying to throw back his problems with limp dick on me
[13:49] how sad...
[13:49] even after he got it fixed too
[13:50] ...
[13:50] * OtheherO (jklm@63814074.client.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[13:50] haha
[13:50] Hey.
[13:50] hey Misan
[13:51] Psychic_Alchemist - you are worse then anka :P
[13:51] I dont think that's possible Bob
[13:51] :P
[13:51] lol
[13:52] I should log this... =P
[13:52] I already quoted it
[13:52] :P
[13:53] http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showpost.php?p=61890&postcount=440 (http://"http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showpost.php?p=61890&postcount=440")
[13:53] That was fast :P
[13:53] Good evening all
[13:54] For someone who wants to abolish alias, you sure use a lot...
[13:54] Hey!  you didn't show ALL of it :P
[13:54] Hey Crowley
[13:55] I showed most of it
[13:55] Yeah, but not ALL of it...
[13:55] Go edit it now!  :P
[13:55] go f**k yourself enzyte man :P
[13:57] Now then childrem, play nicely :)
[13:57] * Bobrobyn is now known as Bob_da_Enzyte_Man
[13:57] LMAO
[13:57] Hello everyone!
[13:57] :P
[13:57] * Bob_da_Enzyte_Man is now known as Bobrobyn
[13:57] :)
[13:57] damnit, that appeared in every channel I'm in...
[13:57] LMAO!
[13:57] lol
[13:57] rofl
Bobrobyn is bobrobyn20@**********.******.***.hmsk ("bobrobyn20@332c96c4.282ed6df.com.hmsk") * Bob_
Bobrobyn on #VAcademy #PsychicBody
Bobrobyn using backup.sorcery.net Backup server
Bobrobyn End of /WHOIS list.
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on February 20, 2005, 11:18:45 AM
1) Just because a bunch of people say lol and rofl doesn't mean the chat was actually funny.

2) Disable smilies when posting chat logs.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: CarpeNoctern on February 21, 2005, 12:58:02 AM
Or is it now?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on February 22, 2005, 12:49:40 PM
[15:46] * Natus_Denuo drops a goat on Spartan's head
[15:46] Not 18 yet(only 2 weeks to go :P )
[15:46] * Crowley|Reading causes the goat to become attracted to Spartan
[15:46] * Spartan` hugs goat
[15:46] <_<
[15:46] >_>
[15:46] ooh..goat pr0n
[15:46] :P
[15:46] Hugging is pron?
[15:46] :p
[15:46] Oh, it is
[15:46] to goats
[15:46] * Crowley|Reading starts stoking the ice pits of Hell
[15:46] So you have sex with your mom? :p
[15:46] lol
[15:46] I dont hug my mom
[15:47] She's very...anti-touchy-feely
[15:47] Just his dad ;)
[15:47] Well you probably have in the past.
[15:47] Spartan: nope
[15:47] * Lemius|SleepWKal has joined #vacademy
[15:47] Hello Lemius
[15:47] not all pr0n consists of sex
[15:47] Crowley: I'd rather fuck a beehive than be in the same room as my worthless father
[15:47] I'm not Lemius I'm Lemius|SleepWKal
[15:47] thank you
[15:47] :\
[15:47] * Lemius|SleepWKal is now known as Lemius
[15:47] Well, your mom 'has' hold you in her arms when you were a baby to feed you. :p
[15:47] Yeah TD. Sometimes porn is all about the music.
[15:47] * Crowley|Reading wonders if he's touched a raw nerve...
[15:47] Spartan: that was rape! >_>
[15:47] <_<
[15:48] Crowley: you think?
[15:48] >:\
[15:48] Not if I can help it.
[15:48] Haha
[15:48] like people stripping
[15:48] thats not sex
[15:48] :X
[15:48] * Natus_Denuo strips for ThiefDeath
[15:48] Define sex
[15:48] >_>
[15:48] <_<
[15:48] lol
[15:48] It 'is' fun, when the person is female and hot, that is.
[15:48] * Xenobius has quit IRC (Quit: "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them" -- Albert Einstein.)
[15:48] Lemius: /nick Bill_Clinton
[15:48] =P
[15:48] !!!
[15:48] * Lemius is now known as Bill_Clinton
[15:48] Lemius: That is what dictionary.com is for :)
[15:48] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[15:48] MONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[15:48] I'm quoting this
[15:49] XD
[15:49] :P
[15:49] I, the former president of your great country, love porno music from the 70's! >[15:49] * Bill_Clinton is now known as Lemius
[15:49] Porn is ALL about the music.
[15:49] Main Entry: sexual intercourse
[15:49] Function: noun
[15:49] 1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS
[15:49] 2 : intercourse involving genital contact between individuals other than penetration of the vagina by the penis
[15:50] Haha
[15:50] so masturbation is gay sex right? Think about it
[15:50] http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showpost.php?p=62060&postcount=443
[15:50] rofl
[15:50] "between individuals"
[15:51] that implies more than one indivual
[15:51] Me and myself
[15:51] ...
[15:51] pffft
[15:51] :p
[15:51] hence masturbating is not sex
[15:51] Your dictionary sucks
[15:51] "Go fuck yourself!" "no, I dont swing that way!"
[15:51] I swing that way. Just teach me how >/
[15:51] Masturbating Christian Conservatives will commit mass suicide over that news :P
[15:51] lol
[15:51] Oh yes..finally
[15:52] I mean..huh?
[15:52] >_>
[15:52] <_<
[15:52] Well, cut off your penis, turn it around, attach it and fuck yourself in the *ss.
[15:52] too painful
[15:52] o.o
[15:52] Ok, I've always wanted a detatchable penis
[15:52] It'd be hard... to keep it hard taht is.
[15:52] >_>
[15:52] Natus: Any reason?
[15:52] i want a remote controlled penis
[15:52] saline pump I guess.
[15:52] Crowley: sleeping naked and waking up having my blanket looking like I pitched a tent up in my bed
[15:53] TD, didn't you have an invisible peis already?
[15:53] :p
[15:53] that ole morning hard on :P
[15:53] oh yeah my penis cloaking shield
[15:53] Natus: Then don't sleep naked :)
[15:53] Morning wooooOOOOood ::Yodels.::
[15:53] Or do you just dont have one, and you have a vagina TD? :P
[15:53] Crowley: it's too hot to not sleep naked
[15:53] :\
[15:53] Then move...
[15:53] Or get a lot of ice cubes
[15:53] Send me some money
[15:53] :P
[15:53] O_O
[15:53] DOn't finish that crowley
[15:54] Lemius: Why not darling ;)
[15:54] * Lemius trembles.
[15:54] Horrid
[15:54] hehe
[15:54] * Natus_Denuo strokes Crowley
[15:54] >_>
[15:54] * Crowley|Reading moves closer to Lemius
[15:54] you're freaking him out, buttercup
[15:54] Besides who do youlive with that you gotta be all worried about them seeing your morning wood? :X
[15:54] :P
[15:54] Nah
[15:54] Don't get jealous now Natus
[15:54] :p
[15:54] Crowleh is sekzor
[15:55] Lemius: my whole family
[15:55] I'm only 16
[15:55] Just wave it at them?
[15:55] Oh pfft
[15:55] Rofl
[15:55] "good morning!"
[15:55] >_>
[15:55] <_<
[15:55] XD
[15:55] Me: "Well.. I was dreaming about a woman I promise. SO I'm not like my brother! K? Stop crying... Jeez"
[15:55] lol
[15:55] hahahaha
[15:55] 0.o
[15:55] 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~
[15:55] i once had a roomate who didnt give a shit.  id walk in the room hed be laying in bed with a big boner sticking up waving around, and hed just laugh about it
[15:56] This is such a weird conversation
[15:56] :P
[15:56] ewww!  Spartan is drawing indecent pictures with text!!!
[15:56] >_>
[15:56] <_<
[15:56] bit of a minute man aren't you Spart O.o
[15:56] * Crowley|Reading wonders how much of this Natus was going to quote...
[15:56] rofl
[15:56]
[15:56] I'm going to quote all of it...:P
[15:56] hehe
[15:56] Oh oooh :p
[15:56] aphear :D
[15:57] brb..going to quote it all
[15:57] except for the part where he admitted he was gay
[15:57] apher?!
[15:57] Aphid
[15:57] * Crowley|Reading has nothing to worry about ;)
[15:57] A Fear!
[15:57] ?
[15:57] * Crowley|Reading cuddles Natus
[15:57] LOL
[15:57] aww, buttercup :D
[15:57] I love you too
[15:57] Wait, who's gay?
[15:57] natus
[15:57] Everyone
[15:57] You dear
[15:57] Crowley isn't a woman?
[15:57] a dear?
[15:57] Crowley is metrosexual
[15:57] or a deer?
[15:58] Right Crow?
[15:58] or does Crowley have it with deers?
[15:58] deers are cool
[15:58] they go good in chili
[15:58] Lemius: Sol is the only man around here people mistake for a woman.
[15:58] You know what goes good with chili too....
[15:58] ive never eaten any animals besides cows, chickens, pigs, and fish
[15:58] :p
[15:58] i wonder what other animals taste like
[15:58] in fact, i wonder what humans taste like
[15:59] Crowley|Reading: I mistook you for a woman the first time I talked to you >>
[15:59] Thiefy: Just like the ones you have eaten
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on February 23, 2005, 07:30:13 PM
[22:28] Natus_Denuo: rorouni batosai is nacturnal
[22:28] stop playing the guessing game
[22:28] you aren't getting closer.
[22:28] that moron has multiple id's EVERYWHERER
[22:28] I dont care
[22:28] I will play it all I want, Ranful
[22:28] :P
[22:28] well you can play with yourself then
[22:28] awww
[22:28] fine
[22:28] *goes to get some tissues*
[22:28] >_>
[22:28] <_<
[22:29] * Rafnul realizes he just told natus to play with himself
[22:29] lmfao
[22:29] quoted
[22:29] the revolution.
[22:29] :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on February 24, 2005, 07:18:12 PM
CE are you up for hire?
ThiefDeath, I am not a intergalactic taxi service, no.
i mean as an assassin
ThiefDeath, oh most definately.
how much for CarpeNocturn?
Title: Michael Moore gets pwned DBZ style
Post by: Maverick1 on February 27, 2005, 12:45:52 PM
[15:13] * Natus_Denuo is eaten by Michael Moore

[15:13] * Natus_Denuo is now known as Michael_Moore

[15:13] bwahaha!

[15:13] * Psychic_Alchemist harpoons Michael Moore

[15:13] the white whale

[15:13] * Michael_Moore absorbs it

[15:13] :D

[15:13] lol

[15:13] Hey give back the harpoon

[15:13] My fat is a shield, biatch

[15:14] * Michael_Moore eats Nocturnal

[15:14] * Psychic_Alchemist pulls out his ultimate weapon

[15:14] I was using it on that Bush

[15:14] OH FUCK

[15:14] * Shadowarrior13 swims fast

[15:14] Get your shitty mouth off me

[15:14] * Michael_Moore eats Shadowarrior13

[15:14] * Psychic_Alchemist pulls out his bible.. KA...ME...HA...ME....JOHN 3:16 !!!!!

[15:14] AHHHH!!!

[15:14] Not religious oppression!

[15:14] * Shadowarrior13 blows Michael_Moore up from the inside

[15:14] * Michael_Moore dies

Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on March 07, 2005, 12:03:35 PM
To think 'outside of the box'... Or as I prefer, to 'expand the size of my box'
:P
"If you believe you're thinking outside of the box, it isn't a very big box"
I'll encourage thinking outside the box when I see evidence of thinking inside the box...
Title: Kiwi is a sheep shagger! XD
Post by: Natus Denuo on March 09, 2005, 11:53:29 AM
[14:44] * `KiwiKid is off to bed now
[14:44] Goodbye (again...) Kiwi
[14:44] :D
[14:45] <`KiwiKid> Yeah, you wish, maybe 5 more mins..:P
[14:45] grr
[14:45] * `KiwiKid twiddles thumbs
[14:45] * Natus_Denuo stabs Kiwi in the head
[14:45] damn New Zealander
[14:45] =)
[14:45] hehe
[14:45] I thought Kiwi was in Syria.
[14:45] Barain
[14:45] Yeah, but he CAME from New Zealand
[14:45] <`KiwiKid> Bahrain*
[14:45] Ah.
[14:45] Dirty New Zealander
[14:45] (However you spell it)
[14:46] Kiwi is a sheep shagger!
[14:46] Kiwi: Close ;)
[14:46] <`KiwiKid> How do you define dirty ;)
[14:46] XD
[14:46] ...o_O
[14:46] <`KiwiKid> ?*
[14:46] By shagging sheep
[14:46] That's how
[14:46] <`KiwiKid> No, that is welsh!
[14:46] You dirty Sheep shagger!
[14:46] * Trowa_Sinclaire has left #vacademy
[14:46] I thought that was Wales...
[14:46] Now look, you've scared Trowa away!
[14:46] XD
[14:46] awesome
[14:47] <`KiwiKid> But you still have me! :)
[14:47] <`KiwiKid> But you still have me! :)
[14:47] You just wait, he'll return with Proph to curse us all...
[14:47] <`KiwiKid> ack...that's annoying me now too.
[14:47] The evil sheep shagger keeps double talking
[14:47] :(
[14:47] ?
[14:47] <`KiwiKid> No, not me, I'm on good terms with him. ;)
[14:47] A prophecy?
[14:47] brb
[14:48] Nihil: no, shh.
[14:48] * Natus_Denuo stabs Nihil in the back of the head
[14:48] * Natus_Denuo hides the dead body
[14:48] * Trowa_Sinclaire has joined #vacademy
[14:48] Trowa's back
[14:48] ?
[14:48] Everyone, hide the porn!
[14:48] waht
[14:48] And the whips!
[14:48] and the whip cream
[14:48] HOLY SHIT
[14:49] * Trowa_Sinclaire kicks Natus in the balls :P
[14:49] ahhhhh
[14:49] ahhh
[14:49] XD
[14:49] ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[14:49] AQHHHHHHHHH
[14:49] Ooh, harder :)
[14:49] * `KiwiKid herds sheep away :P
[14:49] LOL!
[14:49] I knew it, Kiwi's a sheep shagger!
[14:49] quoted XD
[14:49] * Nihil continues fucking the cyberslut
[14:49] "[22:47] You just wait, he'll return with Proph to curse us all..."  Of course.  ;)
[14:49] <`KiwiKid> No!!!
[14:50] hahaha
[14:50] who?
[14:50] ...ack, my timestamps are off again...
[14:50] <`KiwiKid> Get out of the cafeteria Natus_Denuo. ;)
[14:51] <`KiwiKid> ...don't go any furthur....don't do anything you might regret! :P
[14:51] shh, dirty sheep shagger
[14:52] do it do it do it do it
[14:52] <`KiwiKid> shhh..
[14:53] You're not even supposed to be here.  It's almost 23:00.  You still going to wake up around 3?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: pheonix on March 14, 2005, 07:07:40 PM
Watson and Crick were into acid
Title: Raf's sercret life
Post by: Maverick1 on March 18, 2005, 06:49:05 PM
[21:39] * Natus_Denuo (Zakk@883c17cb.nap.463bbca1.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy

[21:39] I was like 12 when I started

[21:39] hey Natus

[21:39] started masturbating? =P

[21:39] and my physical coordination sucked

[21:39] lmao

[21:39] >_>

[21:39] <_<

Title: SW13 catches Flacon Sindromm
Post by: Darkflame on March 19, 2005, 12:36:40 AM
* kobok changes topic to 'Happy Birthday to the Kalee!  | http://www.theveritasacademy.net'
Good hting I reminded you :P
thing8
hinh*
Thinh*
Shadowarrior13:  And, uh, by that you mean I knew all along.
THING*
Yeah, I do
I thi9nk flacoin sinddromme is returning
We need more female members
Holy shit, that was accidental
IT'S BACK
Lol
Rafnul, yes
I agree wholeheartedy.
SW13, it's just your lack of sped
* `liW has joined #vacademy
Hey
* OneofMany has joined #Vacademy
Rafnul, I know a few that'll come in :)
Don;t steal ideas from people Dark
Don't*
, dark*
haha
Fuck, help me
I'm not stealing, just borrowing
* kobok has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Misanthrope has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Samael has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
0_o
your flaconn sinddromme is pinging out people
* Rafnul has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
THEY CAUGHT IT
* `Wil has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: `liW)))
* Rafnul has joined #vacademy
* `liW is now known as `Wil
Sorry
You guys caught my flacon
* ChanServ sets mode: +o `Wil
I am beginning to hate this server
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Title: Wil has a belly button
Post by: Darkflame on March 19, 2005, 02:25:40 AM
Sigh
<`Wil> ?
I hate being able to see the world in such a way that the mystery of purpose no longer exists...
What, arbitrarily, makes anythign worthwhile?
or by nature, is such a question invalid?
* GunBlade macabredances
I just think its intersting... that mankind searches for answers to why
but would we do with such answers?
what would we*
If we knew why, then wouldn't that essentially ruin the meaning?
That's why men should never fully understand their own existence... and this is the pain that it would be to be a God.
That's why any man who tells himself he should be a God is a fool
and why only a fool could become a God
Joy... it is the distraction from this dilema which gives reason for life
<`Wil> I have a belly button
* ChanServ sets mode: +o `Wil
I seriously hate being able to think on this kind of a level
because it makes it so, so, hard, to care about anything even remotely related to the "real world"
then hit yourself on the head or something
I can't just change it, that's the point
<`Wil> Or look at your belly button
we can deny ourselves for only so long
or we could just talk about sandwiches again?
nah... I'm just goin ot go to bed
I have to be up in about 4 hours
<`Wil> Rafnul's having one of his.. defining life altering (or temporary mental state altering) moments.
Meh, I share these thoughts in case anyone wants to heed them when the time comes
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on March 21, 2005, 09:44:01 PM
[00:40] * Tsumaru switches back into sexually suggestive mode *
[00:40] * TakeV accidents all over Tsumaru
[00:41] !
[00:41] I am the moffia of the OEC
[00:41] rofl
[00:41] ...
[00:41] Someone kick him.
[00:41] PLEASE.
[00:41] hahaha
[00:41] *cries*
[00:41] That's almost worth quoting.
[00:41] But still not.
[00:42] Suck TakeV you non-quoteworthy accidenting mofo.
[00:42] Quoted
[00:42] ;)
[00:42] *cries again*
[00:42] I HATE YOU!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Rafnul! on March 30, 2005, 10:11:39 PM
[03/31:00:07:56] * St|Jimmy shall learn c++ and make a new oporating system, so noone will know what the hell they are doing
[03/31:00:07:57] Nekojin_Fenix: ?
[03/31:00:08:04] Nekojin_Fenix: lol
[03/31:00:08:32] Nekojin_Fenix: make it like a less user friendly version of MS-dos
[03/31:00:08:52] Rafnul: you mean unix?
[03/31:00:08:59] Nekojin_Fenix: lmao
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mobius on April 01, 2005, 09:40:57 AM
Hmm.. my leg hurts. Chop of my head!
*off
*off
*off
hahaha
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on April 01, 2005, 03:00:37 PM
[31D:03M:16:21:39] my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner
[31D:03M:16:21:41] * Gemini` has joined #vacademy
[31D:03M:16:21:43] awesome mom ^
[31D:03M:16:21:49] err
[31D:03M:16:21:51] ...
[31D:03M:16:21:55] Hi Jay :)
[31D:03M:16:22:05] Hello b0b

put in by request (you know who you are :P)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: MightyFalcon on April 02, 2005, 07:51:02 PM
Im sure all you Old School Veritas members will appreciate this excavation from my archives (And good lord... 46 PAGES?!?!?!)

Zankuro of Night : Wow, we've gone too far, a topic with 26 pages, maybe this should be locked

KiPunk : *steals Micky Littlestar's bikini* (this was the 25th time said in this topic)

Fowl of the Night :*tips blaear mug* Keep em coming

MightyFalcon : Uh, we should've deleted this topic a long time ago, theres no space left, we at least got rid of Lancer's posts

Lancer : You killed my cheese.....
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on April 04, 2005, 04:11:21 AM
[06:25] * Koujiryuu has joined #vacademy
[06:25] jajajajaja
[06:25] Silvy :O
[06:25] How's it goin'?
[06:27] omfg it's Abdallah Khaleem Khalled.
[06:29] I don't even get a 'hi'. :(
[06:29] [06:30] <`KiwiKid> Hey Kouji.
[06:30] Yo, w00t. I feel validated now.
[06:30] <`KiwiKid> Heh.
[06:33] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee, there they are a standing in a row, big ones small ones some as big as your head..
[06:33] This place is dull as ever.
[06:35] <`KiwiKid> Hehe, yep.
[06:35] Drat.
[06:35] Let's RP or something.
[06:35] * Koujiryuu equips his +15 Flaming Sword of God
[06:36] * Koujiryuu valiantly smites KiwiKid!
[06:36] OK, your turn.
[06:36] :]
[06:36] * `KiwiKid equips wand of fire.
[06:36] * Koujiryuu makes a chronokinesis ball
[06:37] * `KiwiKid points at Koujiryuu and he bursts into flame.
[06:37] <`KiwiKid> Heh.
[06:37] * Koujiryuu burns
[06:37] * SThiefFUDeath whips out his schlong
[06:37] * Talyn has joined #vacademy
[06:37] <`KiwiKid> -20HP
[06:37] lols ;)
[06:37] <`KiwiKid> XD
[06:37] GRAU!
[06:37] Hey Koujiryuu
[06:37] * Koujiryuu throw ChronoKienesus ball at cult ledaer Silverdawn
[06:38] * Koujiryuu waits for /kick
[06:38] We're having a psuedo-RP session.
[06:38] What's up?
[06:38] Well, the sky for one...
[06:38] * SThiefFUDeath uses brainshock alapha on koujiryuu
[06:38] Koujiryuu has gone crazy
[06:38] * Koujiryuu counters with Alfalfa.;
[06:39] half of Koujiryuu's attacks will be self inflicted
[06:39] I've gone a bit bonkers, yeah. Just for fun
[06:39] * `KiwiKid equips fountain pen.
[06:39] * Koujiryuu makes a cryokisensius spear
[06:39] * SThiefFUDeath cups his hand and forms a pair of underwear
[06:39] * Talyn wonders what shit Koujiryuu is smoking
[06:39] * `KiwiKid starts stabbing Koujiryuu and SThiefFUDeath
[06:39] * Koujiryuu rolls 2 D20 dice to deteremine success rate
[06:40] * Koujiryuu fails!
[06:40] * Koujiryuu 's attack explodes in his face.
[06:40] * `KiwiKid casts heal
[06:40] * `KiwiKid gains 50+HP XD
[06:40] * SThiefFUDeath adds smelly energy to it and thrusts the underwear at `KiwiKid
[06:40] * `KiwiKid equips washer.
[06:40] `KiwiKid has solidified and cannot attack for 3 turns
[06:40] * Koujiryuu casts Kameahameha-ha wave
[06:40] * `KiwiKid places underwear in washer
[06:40] * `KiwiKid solidifies.
[06:41] * SThiefFUDeath casts queen lilioukalini
[06:41] * Koujiryuu uses Urn of Mosquito on kobok
[06:41] * Koujiryuu cannot be kickbanned for 5 rounds.
[06:42] * SThiefFUDeath takes kobok's physics book and bashes `KiwiKid on the head
[06:42] * Koujiryuu OMG starts a psionic sparring tournament
[06:42] * Koujiryuu is a faggot.
[06:42] * `KiwiKid desolidifies.
[06:42] * SThiefFUDeath wins
[06:42] :O
[06:42] * SThiefFUDeath uses brag beta
[06:42] lol
[06:42] * `KiwiKid walks up and kicks SThiefFUDeath in shins.
[06:42] opponents are intimidated.   `KiwiKid - 7 offense.
[06:42] <`KiwiKid> Heh.
[06:43] * Koujiryuu throws the complete works of Aleister Crowley in hardcover at Silverdawn
[06:43] * `KiwiKid casts roar
[06:43] * `KiwiKid offence +5
[06:43] <`KiwiKid> SThiefFUDeath offense -2
[06:43] * SThiefFUDeath eats rock candy. +2 wisdom
[06:43] Rock candy is good.
[06:43] I haven't had that in years.
[06:44] * Koujiryuu uses flying fist of juda
[06:44] * SThiefFUDeath hands kobok a fireblade
[06:44] * Koujiryuu gets +3 agility.
[06:44] * SThiefFUDeath takes the blade back from kobok
[06:44] * SThiefFUDeath hands Koujiryuu a fireblade
[06:44] * `KiwiKid equips Shining Arabian Blade
[06:44] * Koujiryuu OMG YAYS
[06:45] equip the weapon
[06:45] * Koujiryuu BRANDISH THE FIREBLADE
[06:45] * SThiefFUDeath powers up fire lvl 1
[06:45] prepare to combine weapon spell attack
[06:45] * Koujiryuu equips
[06:45] * Koujiryuu PREPARES!~
[06:45] * SThiefFUDeath does a combination fire blade attack with Koujiryuu on `KiwiKid for 4x the damage of any normal single person attack
[06:45] * `KiwiKid brings blade into air, reflects sun, causing a blinding light to opponents.
[06:46] * SThiefFUDeath starts crying
[06:46] * Koujiryuu has 8) <---sunglasses on, yo.
[06:46] * `KiwiKid thrusts blade downwards onto stunned opponents
[06:46] <`KiwiKid> Lol.
[06:46] healing a is required to cure my crying
[06:46] * SThiefFUDeath takes a swing at `KiwiKid and misses
[06:47] * Koujiryuu uses Daishiki 258.9: Secret Hidden Ninja Skill of Secrets
[06:47] * `KiwiKid equips loudspeaker
[06:47] * Koujiryuu is secretive.
[06:47] * SThiefFUDeath equips stereo bass
[06:47] * Koujiryuu gets +9999 to SECRET
[06:48] * SThiefFUDeath drops the stero bass on `KiwiKid's head from above
[06:48] * Koujiryuu uses intense qigong training regiment
[06:48] * Koujiryuu gains +12 VIT and +2 CHI
[06:48] * SThiefFUDeath uses a servitor
[06:48] * Koujiryuu uses mindmeld on Silverdawn
[06:48] +40 PSI
[06:49] * Koujiryuu YELLS HELLO
[06:49] * `KiwiKid powers up.
[06:49] * SThiefFUDeath powers down
[06:49] * Koujiryuu gains +5 Spocker points
[06:49] * SThiefFUDeath powers all the way down to stealth mode
[06:50] 1337
[06:50] * SThiefFUDeath steals 5 servitors from `KiwiKid
[06:50] LOL, supposedly the Pope died at 13:37 Military time.
[06:50] That's hilarious :]
[06:50] my court agency number is 1337
[06:50] Court agency?
[06:51] something about agencies on the case list
[06:51] <`KiwiKid> /me calls through loudspeaker :??????? ???????
[06:51] <`KiwiKid> Oh damn...
[06:51] * Koujiryuu is a winnar
[06:51] * SThiefFUDeath disconnected the wire from `KiwiKid to the loudspeaker
[06:51] * `KiwiKid calls through loudspeaker to Al Qaeda.
[06:51] are we still fighting?
[06:51] * `KiwiKid goes to mosque.
[06:51] You mean the Mossad? LOL
[06:51] <`KiwiKid> Damn Arabic came out as ?????, heh.
[06:52] * SThiefFUDeath insults `KiwiKid's mom
[06:52] rofl
[06:52] * `KiwiKid doesn't have a mom, I have a mUm ;)
[06:52] * Koujiryuu puts a rag on his head and walks into the COUNTERTERRORISM HEADQUARTARS
[06:52] wait, isnt the the woman i slept with last night?
[06:52] * SThiefFUDeath consults Jeff K
[06:53] rofl
[06:53] * `KiwiKid calls Al Qaeda to attack the white man.
[06:53] <`KiwiKid> i.e. SThiefFUDeath ;)
[06:53] * SThiefFUDeath forms an army of Something Awful goons
[06:53] Use the phonarwall loopbackl protectiaon LeetDeath
[06:54] * SThiefFUDeath appoints Jeff K as batallian commander
[06:54] * `KiwiKid uses Al Qaeda brainwashing techniques on SThiefFUDeath and Koujiryuu
[06:54] * SThiefFUDeath is general
[06:54] * SThiefFUDeath dodges
[06:54] IT SI TRAPPER TEH H4X4R5 IN TEH PC FAREVAR
[06:54] * Koujiryuu :O
[06:54] * SThiefFUDeath hacks the Al Queda terrorist network
[06:54] * SThiefFUDeath fills their computers with horse pr0n
[06:55] OH NOES THERE WINDARS HAS CARASHED
[06:55] * SThiefFUDeath installs lunix on Osama Bin Laden
[06:55] * Koujiryuu DONT I GET KICKED FOR USING CAPS EXCESSIVELAY?
[06:55] * `KiwiKid deletes horse pr0n :P
[06:55] * SThiefFUDeath kicks Koujiryuu in the ass
[06:56] * Koujiryuu sings, KICK KICK KICK, DUNDUN DUN *BLEEP*, KICK KICK KICK *MARACA*
[06:56] * Koujiryuu deserved it
[06:56] * SThiefFUDeath puts two mating horses right in front of `KiwiKid
[06:56] * Koujiryuu played a fighting game. :O
[06:56] * `KiwiKid plans on selling babies for money. :D
[06:56] * Koujiryuu JOINS YUO
[06:57] <`KiwiKid> Hehe.
[06:57] * SThiefFUDeath sends fresh horse babies to Koujiryuu and `KiwiKid
[06:57] *ponies
[06:57] * `KiwiKid offers Koujiryuu 5%
[06:57] * Koujiryuu FIRST ITEM UP FOR BID IS NEWBORN BABY HOWRSE
[06:57] <`KiwiKid> (I'm a cheapskate ;) )
[06:57] * Koujiryuu BID STARTING AT $5 DOLLA
[06:58] * SThiefFUDeath sends an alien baby
[06:58] $10.99 BUT FO YOU 5 DOLLA
[06:58] <`KiwiKid> Hehe.
[06:58] ^_^
[06:58] * `KiwiKid sells McDonalds right next door...
[06:58] * SThiefFUDeath gives the alien baby driving lessons
[06:58] <`KiwiKid> Everyone runs and buys some, even though they always complain :P
[06:58] * Koujiryuu GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, SOLD TO SILVERDAWN NOW THROW IT IN UR BASEMENT
[06:58] * SThiefFUDeath watches the aline crash a UFO into `KiwiKid
[06:59] * `KiwiKid watches too :P
[06:59] ....this is getting boring.
[06:59] * SThiefFUDeath pimp slaps kobok
[06:59] * `KiwiKid prods Silverdawn
[06:59] * Koujiryuu insults their mommies
[06:59] * SThiefFUDeath bitch slaps Rafnul|sleep
[06:59] :]
[06:59] * Koujiryuu omg learned how not to be so damn serious all the time
[06:59] * SThiefFUDeath slaps `Wil around a bit with a large trout
[06:59] <`KiwiKid> Lol.
[07:00] * `KiwiKid continues prodding
[07:00] WIL
[07:00] YUO
[07:00] * SThiefFUDeath gives Koujiryuu an electric cattle prod
[07:00] GET
[07:00] BACK
[07:00] HURR.
[07:00] Hmm.
[07:00] I wonder if kobok's script still has that auto-kick thing he put in when someone was spamming that dumb song.
[07:00] <`KiwiKid> I think he does..
[07:01] * Koujiryuu make your first move, so what's it gon be? Your trapped in the new world of Street Fighter III.
[07:01] ....XD
[07:02] Was that you doing that Thief?
[07:02] We never figured out who it was.
[07:02] At least, I didn't.
[07:02] How ghey.
[07:02] #vacademy This channel does not allow colors to be used. Unable to send your message:
[07:03] My drizzle macro doesn't work now.
[07:03] G'ah
[07:03] It worked?
[07:03] I wanted Blade 3, not the Butterfly Effect...
[07:03] ...n/m
[07:03] Meh
[07:03] * Talyn continues downloading it
[07:04] Ok
[07:04] <`KiwiKid> You do that. :)
[07:04] Here goes kobokscript Koujiryuu kick test #1.
[07:04] kreadyguys!?
[07:04] kgogogoredhut
[07:04] * Koujiryuu says ATHF THEME SONG!: My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream. o ya
[07:04] * Koujiryuu says ATHF THEME SONG!: My name is Shake-Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna trip, I'll break it to ya. Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, Meatwad you're up next with your knock-knock. Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus. Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna scream. o ya
[07:05] OMG ITS TEH SPAMMORZ

--[spam repeats 8 more times]--

[07:05] * kobok sets mode: +b *!*@63814074.hsd1.il.5aa6454b.net.hmsk
[07:05] * Koujiryuu was kicked by kobok (ACTION flooder)
[07:05] <`KiwiKid> Hehe
[07:05] that was stupid.  none of the mods are active to unban him.  and they probably wouldnt want to even if they were here
[07:06] <`KiwiKid> Yeah.
[07:06] <`KiwiKid> He was bored, heh..
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mobius on April 04, 2005, 03:49:41 PM
do any of you know how to empty out dreamcatchers?
do they come with disposable nets?
Pee on it.
I'm seriousl.
really?
what does that do
Yes.
Empty's it out.
pee on ur neighbors roof
I don't think you empty dreamcatchers
ok Trowa_Sinclaire ill do that
brb
Good man.
what kind of a wimp uses a dreamcatcher.  I like my nightmares!!!
Er...
:D
That was mean Trowa.
k all done
i have a small dreamcatcher
didnt take that long
oh shit, was he kidding
...
miles you dont need to empty it because all the bad dreams (which are really good for you) go into a little black hole in the middle which can hold an infinite amount of dreams
but i already peed on it
and when you piss on it you DISTURB THE FORCE!
beware the power of the dark side
Zing.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on April 05, 2005, 06:44:08 PM
Entirely Quotable:

I might be attracted to Halo...
Don't be, we aren't sure what sex it is yet.

And the rest of it:

Why does it quote itself?
I might be attracted to Halo...
where
I want to bring back radki to it's former greatness. Whos with me?!
I AM
Don't be, we aren't sure what sex it is yet.
Yeah!
Does that matter?
Guess not
halo is the only person i would actually believe if he said he was the descendant of an elf...
Yeah
He!
Now I can sleep tonight.
Except I wouldn't because it would just be DBZer propoganda
* ThiefDeath is now known as Thief|Hogdon
I read over some of the techniques.
They aren't crazy
they are low quality
Yeah
But not far fetched
You mean the pictures?
Oh
someone call quality control!
Well... Not all of them.
jsut find your way over the more advanced section mmmk?
Someone call the Fason SWAT!
Link mah!
Umm....yeah, in his bio page, it says his name is Matthew...
Yeah, try the "Transformation" in the "Untested techniques" section, I bet it works!
EwW! No!!!
I'm not attracted
We already know that now.
Picture is blury
DreamingSaint - You are a man?
Of course, you fool!
I'm not DreamLight!
* Cryo got you confused with DreamLight
http://www.geocities.com/halos_hideout/Ye_old_chi_techs/
I KNOW YOU DID!!!
find me yourself
EVERYONE DOES!
*em
YOU ARE A DREAM LIGHT BUT YOU ARE NOT DREAMLIGHT
Hey, people used to confuse me with IceFlame or whatever his name was, thats bad.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on April 05, 2005, 06:55:42 PM
I am the Alpha and the Omega of Page 46!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on April 05, 2005, 07:41:28 PM
[19:59] bob can you AP and write with my arm?
[19:59] :P
[19:59] heh, that'd be a fun experiment
[20:00] Yeah
[20:00] "give me $100,000 or the duck gets it"
[20:00] Thief: Can you shut up and actually try to learn rather than just be contrary cause you're a pest?
[20:00] plzkthx
[20:00] oh shut up
[20:01] u gotta ruin our fun
[20:01] "Our"?
[20:01] yes, you gotta problem with that./
[20:01] u r gaiz0rz (Don't ask who I'm talking to, I just wan't to see you two fist fight")
[20:01] Why did I finish that with a quote?
[20:01] Why is everyone talking like 10 year old AOL girls?
[20:01] There was no quote in that, I've got to learn to type again.
[20:02] why didnt you start without one?
[20:02] :P
[20:02] Wow, you just totally blew my mind, man.
[20:02] * Forg is now known as Forg|gy
[20:02] is there a difference between 10 year old AOL girls, 10 year old MSN girls, and 10 year old IRC firls?
[20:02] Shadowarrior13 - Who said we arent?
[20:02] *girls
[20:02] * Forg|gy is now known as Forg|gym
[20:03] ThiefDeath - Yes, 9.95 a month
[20:03] <`Wil> ThiefDeath, 10yr old IRC girls actually have enough brains to figure out the oh so hard MIRC program
[20:03] Forg: aw, i thought that would be gynacologist ;P
[20:03] Theif: Good point
[20:03] I just hate AOL more
[20:03] i used to hate AOL for various reasons.  but now i hate them for mainly one reason
[20:04] Took me a while to figure out IRC as well :P
[20:04] lol, remember when I first came
[20:04] I was so noobish
[20:04] Awesome
[20:04] * Cryo used to have AOL, but I got Optimum online, the most heavily banned ISP on the east cost!
[20:04] the fuckin parental control.  (note im over 18 in college but i still care)   they let the fucking parents see all the sites the kids are visiting and their CHAT SESSION in REAL TIME
[20:04] When I first came I wen't into the practice room and thought we where supposed to practice mIRC commands.
[20:05] rofl
[20:05] lol
[20:05] <`Wil> lol
[20:05] lol
[20:05] AOL are nazis
[20:05] <`Wil> OMG xXBOBBYXx SAID SEX! BLOCK HIM!
[20:05] i want to hack them and disable all the parental controls
[20:05] Cryo: That's awesome. ^_^
[20:06] One time I tried to get someone to download a trojen by telling them it was "101 great pix, for free!" and my dad got banned from AOL and they told him what I said. I knew that "Over 30 British Women" chat room was the wrong place to do it!
[20:06] I think I still have Sub7 on my AOL ftp.
[20:07] Oh my god
[20:07] ?
[20:07] * spellS1X has joined #vacademy
[20:07] I just remembered the scariest thing
[20:07] What?
[20:07] Hi SpellS1X
[20:07] I had sleep paralysis last night, and went into a dream
[20:07] and put "hear si ur parantal l0g fag0t hahaha.  it si h4x4ds bi Jeff K cuz i r 1337 and i h8te cummonits AOL chlid cantrolling phreeks.  fag0ts hahaha"
[20:07] Friggin nightmare
[20:08] * spellBMX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[20:08] SCARY nightmare
[20:08] I don't even know what it was
[20:08] Krazi
[20:09] I know
[20:09] One time I dremt that there was no gravity and my house was being pulled into the sky. For some reason the other half of my house was half way across town and then giant snake men appeared and I woke up
[20:09] <`Wil> 1 |2 t4lk1g l1k3 d15 s0 /\/\3h p|23/\/t5 \/\/0n7 533
[20:09] <`Wil> :P
[20:09] ...<_<
[20:09] Hey its Wil
[20:09] lets band together a coalition of Something Awful goons with Jeff K as the leader to bring down AOL parental controls!!!!
[20:09] One time I had a reverse falling dream
[20:09] man, my xbox Fried
[20:09] <`Wil> lol that sucks
[20:09] I fell up at a zillion miles an hour
[20:09] It sucked
[20:09] ive done that too
[20:10] in fact ive fallen in just about every direction in dreams
[20:10] I was talkin to friends, then it was like, WHOOSH
[20:10] Scary
[20:10] lol
[20:10] Reminds me of Forgotten
[20:10] sometimes ive fallen in multiple directions at once
[20:10] Anyone see that flick?
[20:10] * spellS1X has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[20:10] lol
[20:10] i know you cant really conceive that in real life but it can happen
[20:10] I played KOTOR 2 for 25 hours straight and my boxdied:p
[20:10] I know
[20:10] Weird shit happens in dreams :P
[20:10] I found a guide to sleep paralysis, awesome
[20:11] who plays Jeff K?
[20:11] lowtax?
[20:11] Are you Jeff K?
[20:11] Hi Jeff K
[20:11] errr wat mks u think i r Jeff K fag0t?
[20:12] * spellS1X has joined #vacademy
[20:12] lawlz0rz
[20:12] u r not 1337 i pwnz0r u
[20:13] JEff K is a fag0ty fag0t
[20:13] hay taht si nto nace mister smartey man
[20:13] im smartyr thn u
[20:13] yuo ned 2 chaynge yuor altitude
[20:14] ur gey
[20:14] no si nots fag0ts, u r
[20:14] mi altitude si te good
[20:14] u ghey
[20:14] ghey is not 1337
[20:14] tharfour i cant bee ghey
[20:15] * spellBMX has joined #vacademy
[20:15] u rnt 1337
[20:15] so ure gey
[20:15] So, we've had pacts and astral projection. Another esoteric topic anyone?
[20:16] Jeff is gey
[20:16] stop bing a smartey eyem nto licining too u anymure
[20:16] gud tpic
[20:16] i nevr lic u
[20:16] * spellS1X has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[20:16] acataral predection si four n00bs hahaha
[20:16] If you were (hypothetically) going to kill someone via magic, how would you go about it?
[20:17] Does that work for a topic?
[20:17] >_>
[20:17] <_<
[20:17] Hey, its a HOT topic, hahahhahaha. Hot topic sucks though, so lets not use whatever you just said.
[20:18] lol
[20:18] well lets c hear fyrst wee ned an ass projecting kit
[20:18] Misanthrope - I would break a blood vessil in the brain.
[20:18] Vessel, whaever
[20:18] Or rupture thier heart or something. Subtelty is the key.
[20:18] why use magick when you have guns?
[20:18] we cn us Jeff
[20:18] Jeff is so gey e cn ass projct
[20:19] Guns lead you to get caught by police.
[20:19] ys use me i wil h4x4r them nad make there winders carash
[20:19] point taken
[20:19] * Misanthrope shrugs
[20:19] Becauese no one believes in magic. No court would convict you if they hadn't proven the guy was murdered, and they can't do that if they don't believe in the only way it can be done.
[20:19] nad nobody believes in ghey fag0ts lek shadywangoon
[20:20] man thats annoying
[20:20] Misanth, probably (after reading the Treatise on Elemental Magic) condense a large amount of fire energy in the brain of the target.
[20:20] fire energy?
[20:20] I find it amusing. :P
[20:20] wtf is that
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on April 06, 2005, 01:37:12 PM
Solstice: got dead, here/
  `Remakai: Erm.. I'm black? We could talk about that..
  `Remakai: >_>
  `Remakai: <_<
  Solstice: huh?
  `Remakai: *shrug*
  `Remakai: Just an idea.
    Rafnul: huh
     Talyn: Huh...
  `Remakai: the
  `Remakai: mon
  `Remakai: oh
  `Remakai: syl
  `Remakai: ab
  `Remakai: les
  `Remakai: are
  `Remakai: tay
  `Remakai: kin
  `Remakai: g
  `Remakai: oh
  `Remakai: ver
*** kobok has banned *!*@2b1759cc.nott.cable.6ca6d9f1.com.hmsk on #vacademy
*** kobok has kicked `Remakai off #vacademy (PUBLIC flooder)
     Talyn: ROfl
     Talyn: I was just waiting for that
  Solstice: hahahaha good old script.
Misanthrop: Haha.
  Solstice: I was about to do that.
     Talyn: That HAS to be quoted
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 08, 2005, 10:50:39 AM
come here, you sexy beast
whoops, wrong window.
Title: what nice ops we have
Post by: Darkflame on April 09, 2005, 02:31:50 AM
are the birthday emails from silver automated?
<`Wil> Nope
<`Wil> He sends them all out by hand
<`Wil> He's a very thoughtful person
<`Remakai> No, cause I didn't get one >:(
<`Remakai> Heh heh
:)
<`Remakai> But I got one from LadyKalee, which was equally appreciated :D
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on April 09, 2005, 02:30:52 PM
Okay, I now have a virtual alarm clock that plays "Its Raining Men".
* Cryo crosses that off "The List"
Why are you obsessed with that song?
<@Crowley> Cryo: Why?.....
<@Crowley> Do you want it to rain men?
Why do you think ;)
* Cryo is kidding, btw
* Silverdawn ponders about it raining men.
<@Silverdawn> That would be quite gory.
<@Crowley> Yeh, shame really. Such a waste of men...
lol
<@Silverdawn> And they wouldn't actually achieve liquide state until they hit the ground.
<@Silverdawn> Eww.
Ouch
Liquid men
<@Crowley> Like you say, gory. Not to mention messy, and less of them to go around
It really WOULD be raining!
I can't convince my friends that I  don't want it to rain men.
"Don't step in a poodle...wait, that's Jim!"
I'd have a titanium umbrella
<@Silverdawn> Shadowarrior13: The force of the impact would probably dislocate your shoulder though. And when you're lying on the ground, face upwards to the music of a clear blue sky interpuncted with dots of screaming men succumbing to gravity, you'll realise, entirely too late, that you should've just stayed in-home.
<@Silverdawn> Wow, that was poetic.
lol
<@Silverdawn> Did I just sprout poetry about screaming men falling to certain death?
<@Silverdawn> I need coffee.

~Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on April 09, 2005, 03:34:28 PM
Lmfao..that has to be one of the best quotes ever.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on April 09, 2005, 09:41:13 PM
That's why the best part's in my sig ^__^
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on April 09, 2005, 10:56:32 PM
[09D:04M:23:59:23] I <3 Kakky
[09D:04M:23:59:36] * PirateBoB loves you back *hug*
[09D:04M:23:59:40] lol
[09D:04M:23:59:42] Night Darlin'
[09D:04M:23:59:46] I want a hug!
[09D:04M:23:59:49] sweet dreams
[09D:04M:23:59:53] So mean
[09D:04M:23:59:57] * Dreamlight (junkatus@8a1132c2.sip.mco.828b38f5.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Dreamlight)
[10D:04M:00:00:02] * PirateBoB hugs shadow
[10D:04M:00:00:02] Did I miss something?
[10D:04M:00:00:09] Since when are you and DL lovers?
[10D:04M:00:00:12] Oooh, yay
[10D:04M:00:00:16] wb vity
[10D:04M:00:00:17] We're lovers?
[10D:04M:00:00:23]    
[10D:04M:00:00:23] 10:50   Dreamlight   I <3 Kakky   
[10D:04M:00:00:23] PirateBoB loves you back *hug*   
[10D:04M:00:00:24] Shadowarrior13   lol   
[10D:04M:00:00:24] Dreamlight   Night Darlin'   
[10D:04M:00:00:24] 10:51   Shadowarrior13   I want a hug!   
[10D:04M:00:00:26] PirateBoB   sweet dreams
[10D:04M:00:00:31] It's obvious
[10D:04M:00:00:32] * kobok sets mode: +b *!*@9d835f89.ph.ph.6ca6b017.net.hmsk
[10D:04M:00:00:32] * Shadowarrior13 was kicked by kobok (PUBLIC flooder)
[10D:04M:00:00:37] LMAO!
[10D:04M:00:00:49] OH MY GOD XD
[10D:04M:00:01:11] This chat room is interesting...
**and a little while later**
[10D:04M:00:07:01] I guess kobok found you calling us lovers to be offensive ;)
[10D:04M:00:07:10] :P
[10D:04M:00:07:19] Poor kobok, he's just lonely ^_^
[10D:04M:00:07:40] * Natus_Denuo (Zakk@8042fb6f.clv.463bbca1.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
[10D:04M:00:07:40] WE LOVE YOU KOBOK
[10D:04M:00:07:44] son of a bitch
[10D:04M:00:07:45] Here they come :P
[10D:04M:00:07:51] * Natus_Denuo stabs kobok
[10D:04M:00:07:55] Kobok'll see that in a few days
[10D:04M:00:07:58] lol
[10D:04M:00:07:59] Kobok didn't kick you
[10D:04M:00:08:03] So?
[10D:04M:00:08:05] I felt the need

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: `Remakai on April 10, 2005, 02:02:41 PM
<Negi> hoo
<Negi> hoo
<Negi> hooooooooooo
<`Remakai> Let me guess, you're American?
<Negi> h0000000000000
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Tsumaru on April 10, 2005, 06:27:36 PM
There's some other crap in here, but I give you...Pokemon Episode 254: Tsumaru Catches Nereus and Celebrates by Singing His Version of a Tom Jones Song


[11:11] * Seiko has joined #vamagick
[11:12] It's a Nereus!
[11:12] A wild NEREUS appears!
[11:12] * Seiko is now known as Nereus
[11:12] * Tsumaru throws Pokeball *
[11:12] .. ... ... NEREUS has been caught!
[11:12] >=D
[11:12] Pokedex info added for NEREUS!
[11:13] "Sexy."
[11:13] lmao! =P
[11:13] What's up, Tsumarooru?
[11:13] * Tsumaru renames Nereus as "Sexbomb"
[11:13] Nothing. Youou?
[11:13] Thats a seksy name.
[11:13] I know, ain't it Vitamins?
[11:13] >=D
[11:13] Not much, Tsu. Browsing, as per usual.
[11:14] Sup Viteh?
[11:14] Nm... Was messing around with Flash.
[11:14] I made a clock thingy. :P
[11:14] Heh, I'm arguing with someone that a 540 gyro is not in fact a Ninjutsu technique. -_-'
[11:14] OMFG THAT IS SO COOL! A CLOCK THINGY!!! >+D
[11:14] >=D
[11:14] * Vitamyst wouldnt know =(
[11:14] Yes, it is.
[11:14] Sexbomb is trying to learn Sexify, but Sexbomb can only learn one move! Forget a move to make room for Sexify?
[11:14] Uh.
[11:14] Isn't that a skateboarding ..thing?
[11:15] lmao
[11:15] Possibly as well.
[11:15] * Nereus experiences sudden, random contempt for skateboarding
[11:15] http://omgrofl1.tripod.com/dclock.swf
[11:15] Fuck man, that pwnz
[11:15] Yes! Forget a move to make room for Sexify.
[11:15] :D
[11:16] Get rid of "Homoeroticize"
[11:16] 1, 2, 3... Poof!
[11:16] Sexbomb forgot Homoeroticize...
[11:16] And learned Sexify!
[11:16] >=D w00t! Go Sexbomb!
[11:16] Wow.
[11:16] I hat ephotograph memory.
[11:16] And 5th grade.
[11:16] *photographic
[11:16] Sexbomb, Sexbomb! You're my Sexbomb Pokemon!
[11:17] In fact, if it wasn't for 5th grade and Pokemon cards
[11:17] I wouldn't be a klepto : /
[11:17] klepto?
[11:17] Granted I never actually went about -stealing- the cards from Ken
[11:17] I just -plotted- to
[11:17] However it's spelled. Kleptomania--obsessiveness with ganking things for no apparent reason
[11:17] : / I'm bad at it though, since I generally give it back in five-to-ten seconds.
[11:18] Spy on me pokemon with a satellite. Infra-red vision see me move through the night. Aim gonna fire, sexify me right. I'm gonna like the way you fight.
[11:19] Tsu: Sadly, that'd probably sell about as well as that new fifty-cent CD.
[11:19] As long as you're a well-built black man with a good graphic artist.
[11:19] Anyone will buy it
[11:20] Now you found the secret pokeball I use, to catch away me wild pokemon. So I can't deny, or lie, 'cause your the only one who knows Fly.
[11:20] And.
[11:20] I don't even need to think of a witty comment to slam you ;x
[11:21] Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. You can fight for me when to a gym I come along to. Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. And baby you can turn Surf on!
[11:21] 3 minutes until my MASTER OF PUPPETS cd is done! omfgzx0zr :X
[11:21] HOOSHAT!
[11:21] You're the man now, dawg!~
[11:21] Not me >_>
[11:22] Now dont get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm, with Strength you could throw me far. Team Rocket's your main target come on make them ignite, fucking assholes gotta crush them tight.
[11:23] Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. You can fight for me when I come along to a gym. Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. And baby you can turn Surf on!
[11:23] Oo;
[11:23] I think I'll do something less disturbing
[11:23] Like invoke Choronzon.
[11:23] Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. You can fight for me when I come along to a gym. Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. And baby you can turn Surf on!
[11:23] tom jones? >_>
[11:24] You could fight for me more and more, counting up the score. You can turn them upside down and inside out, you can make them feel the real deal. And I can give you potions any time because you're mine. Sexbomb!
[11:24] Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. You can fight for me when I come along to a gym. Sexbomb, sexbomb. You're my Sexbomb. And baby you can turn Surf on!
[11:24] Turn Surf on. Baby, you can turn Surf on!
[11:24] Aw, Aw baby, Yeah, ooh Yeak, huh, listen to this
[11:24] Spy on me baby use satellite
[11:24] Infrared to see me move through the night
[11:24] Aim gonna fire shoot me right
[11:24] Aim gonna like the way you fight
[11:24] And I love the way you fight
[11:24] >.>
[11:24] <.<
[11:25] I just pokefied the whole song! >=D
[11:25] As a tribute to Nereus, my Sexbomb pokemon!
Title: pwnzorz all round
Post by: Darkflame on April 10, 2005, 10:04:23 PM
FlyingShit is ThiefDeath...

i was a child prodigy composer
sort of like how used to single handedly compose the operations of the OEC a few years ago
ooops did i say that out loud
Good night, and remember DOLPHIN POWEEEERRRRRRRR
have a nice day at school tomorrow
Thief stfu you've been going to Veritas for like six months.
Go hang yourself Cryo
:P
cryo
ive had 100000000 identities
Oh...
and i said OEC not veritas
Same thing
no
You and your Halos Hideout
no
i didnt even know of them bqack then
Oh
Who then?
THE BEST PSIONIC SITE IN THE UNIVERSE!
veritas psipog psiscape, about 10,0000000 radki sites
You said not veritas
*not only veritas
i said OEC != veritas
What was your name before ThiefDeath
the OEC, not an OEC
not telling you
I say OEC $= Veritas, Cha Ching!
it would be a thread to national security
thread?
yes
K, good night
* Cryo has quit IRC (Quit: h4x3d)
veritas would make a thread about national security
and how we could use psonics to influence it
haha i pwned him again
i r leet h4x4r
CONSPIRACY THEORY ALL THE WAY!
Damn conspiracy theorists
* FlyingShit consipres to drag kobok bed out into the lawn
* FlyingShit hooks Snake_Eater up with halo
* Darkflame puts a fan in the road of FlyingShit
ono
* FlyingShit gets chopped up and flies all over Darkflame
geez, when shit hits the fan...
* FlyingShit awars Darkflame the TKO award for predictable response
hehehaMUHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahAHahaAHaaaaa....
huh?

asl?
17, m, Australia
naturally
It's even in my profile on Veritas
my profile in veritas is "A/S/L????'
looks like ours make a perfect match
well, that's RETARTED
no its INGENIOUS
hehe
"Is it? Or is it so ridiculous, it's the most ridiculously perfect idea that you've never thought of?"
huh?
that's just too much
shutdown
BONZAI!
* FlyingShit smashes a DK barrel on Darkflame's head
I can't take this shit anymore.
* Darkflame now has diddy kong following him around >.>
that should show up on a seismograph, you ran it into the ground so hard so fast
* Snake_Eater has quit IRC (Quit: An t nach mbonn lidir n follir d bheith glic.)
no not diddy kong he rode off a cliff and crashed in diddy kong racing.  i mean donkey kong you cheesecoat
i'm hungry
see monkey do monkey!
* Darkflame makes monkey noises
stupid DBZers
* Darkflame whacks ThiefDeath on the back of the head with a huge mallet
you wouldnt happen to be watching DBZ ep 12 would you right now?
actually, now
no
*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on April 11, 2005, 08:51:18 AM
[11:30] you all have nothing better to do than to bicker about my image
[11:31] I never wanted to see yo ugly ass
[11:31] not u, u just came in lol
[11:31] ^__^
[11:31] I'll be on messengers... later, guys.
[11:31] * Solstice has quit IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.67 [Firefox 1.0.2/20050317])
[11:31] lunch bbl. And ThiefDeath, I'm hoping to see the link when I come me
[11:32] me = back
[11:32] jmp up my butt
[11:32] lol
[11:32] Gemini: In case you hadn't realised I have two machines ;)
[11:32] That would be an odd thing to see
[11:32] <`Gemini> Crowley -- Ah. Well, glad you won't die then ;)
[11:32] Glad to see someone cares :P
[11:33] I will control you all with the CrazyWaves that emit from my mind while I listen to Something Awful songs
[11:34] YUO AER ALLAL PWANS ON MY CHESTBOREDED
[11:34] ...
[11:35] sorry my jeff k persona kicked in there a little
[11:35] it happens when i listen to SA
[11:35] jeff is teh ghey
[11:35] because jeff k is a multiple personality of lowtax who created these songs
[11:36] * Aziraphale isn't caring any more
[11:36] i didnt ask for your careage
[11:37] * Rafnul sighs
[11:37] * ThiefDeath gives raf a coffee
[11:37] * Rafnul is now known as Rafnul|out
[11:37] hes on the go with an expresso
[11:38] espresso*
[11:38] and...
[11:38] sigh, nevermind.
[11:38] Everyone be well.
[11:38] oh sorry mr caffeine king
[11:38] Rofl
[11:38] AL's spamming post has turned into the Roast of AngryLeprachaun
[11:39] mmm looks well be having some lucky charms tonight
[11:39] fresh from his intestines
[11:39] * Uvirith is now known as Thalog
[11:40] Thalog you make the first move
[11:40] w00t
[11:40] pawn to e5
[11:40] Go throw your used thongs at him
[11:41] * ThiefDeath throws Shadowarrior13's used thongs at Thalog
[11:41] Not like THAT hasn't happened before...
[11:41] >.>
[11:41] king to g4
[11:42] o yeah rafnul left
[11:42] great how do u play chess without a king
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 11, 2005, 11:00:23 PM
.faq watarimono
'Watarimono' hippo? moo?
Title: Conspiracy theory >.>
Post by: Darkflame on April 14, 2005, 02:52:37 AM
<`Wil> Found it a few months back. Aparently the old mods at the fourms he first posted to decided to track him down. They did a whole bunch of lingual analasis and everything and found a bunch of loop holes. He referes back to the same personal pages several times, and uses 3 or so accounts from proxies to act as several different people (all having the same birthdate and such). I found it by accident by searching up new John Titor information
<`Wil> The way he talks and acts matches up both times for the time traveler and the alien.
<`Wil> Later changing his story after he's been found out that he just wanted to have some fun
<`Wil> (He never admited he was Titor though)
<`Wil> http://www.livejournal.com/community/hoaxes/90359.html?thread=449015
<`Wil> Theres where I found it
<`Wil> But it took a whole lot of searching to find the alien's posts
<`Wil> And then there are like 1200 posts in the thread.
lol
<`Wil> Oh and John Titor's IP used on the fourms were traced back to Florida..
<`Wil> Must be Prophecy.
Logical.
<`Wil> Of course.
I mean, large state, probably bigger than my county so it must be Proph ;)
<`Wil> Well who else would it be
<`Wil> :P
kobok: You still there?
* `Wil replaces kobok with the yoda cutout
Wil: I know, I'm not disagreeing ;)
<`Wil> koyoda!
<`Wil> koboda
Wil, that sounds like a film company
You really think John Titor is Proph?
let's start a conspiracy theory anyway
<`Wil> Yes, yes I do. Without a doubt. I'd bet money on it.
Lol, I see. Interesting.
Always fun Darkflame :)
* Darkflame can see Kobok comming along with Occam's Razor at any moment
F8te: Can you not see the undenyable logic? :P
* spellBMX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
Occam's Razor!!! Finally someone else who has heard of it :D
* spellS1X has joined #vacademy
* Aziraphale hugs Darkflame
only cause kobok mentioned it
<`Wil> Aziraphale, Kobok made a post and reffered to it two times
lol
<`Wil> Yea
<`Wil> lol
then I asked and I found out
Yeh I know, but its a start!
I keep mentioning it here and there as well.
The phrase acctually appears in 5 threads
Aziraphale:  I'm here.
kobok: Ahh good. It was in reference to your reply to my comment about consipricy theroy organisations. What do you think happend at Roswell?
* `Wil puts away the yoda cutout :(
Aziraphale:  Well something went down, and someone in government went to great lengths to cover that up.
<`Wil> You believe in aliens?
`Wil, how about: Obi-wan-koboki
<`Wil> Yoda is better
`Wil:  Aliens are a mathematical certainty.  It would be silly not to believe in them.
"help me Obi-wan-koboki, you're my only hope"
As far as I'm concerned they are a statistical certainity.
<`Wil> He's just a kick ass green dude
<`Wil> Like kobok!
yea, kobok must be an alien
<`Wil> Named koyoda
<`Wil> Yep
that's why he believes in them. Because we're the aliens to him!
<`Wil> Use the psi, you must.
On to me you are...
<`Wil> I knew it. Thus why he doesn't share his name.
<`Wil> It's not speakable in our human tounge.
`Wil:  Well, it can be pronounced, it just involves two licks of the eyebrow, and one wet-willy.
rofl
<`Wil> haha
<`Wil> Sounds like a paaartay!
* `Wil slaps Darkflame's ass
Hmmm, I made a post!
O_O
I didn't know you felt that way about me... >.>
<`Wil> You liked it. Don't deny it.
getting a little "out of hand" eh Wil
:P
<`Wil> Yea his ass doesn't hit in one of my hands.
* Guest326 has joined #vacademy
<`Wil> Hello Guest326
Oooh, we have a guest. Someone get the cheap sparkling wine...
Maybe I should rewrite that chat script to make our Guests join in numerical order.  :)
hehe
"Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test..."
<----hmmmmm
I dunno about you but I'm not drinking any wine that friggen sparkles.
No Champgane? (Spelling? pah!)
<`Wil> How about we just use sprite
That works.
<`Wil> It sparkles, and it makes you burp.
 And if you drink enough of it, you'll still get a headache the next day.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: VERiTAS on April 15, 2005, 10:39:02 AM
St. Paul spoke up on the Hill of Mars
      To the empty-headed Athenians;
But I would rather talk to the stars
      Than to empty-headed Athenians.
It's only too easy to form a cult,
To cry a crusade with "Deus Vult" -
But you won't get much of a good result
      From empty-headed Athenians.


The people of London much resemble
      Those empty-headed Athenians.
I could very easily make them tremble,
      Those empty-headed Athenians.
A pinch of Bible, a gallon of gas,
And I, or any otherguess ass,
Could bring to our mystical moonlight mass
      Those empty-headed Athenians.


In fine, I have precious little use
      For empty-headed Athenians.
The birds I have snared shall all go loose;
      They are empty-headed Athenians.
I thought perhaps I might do some good;
But it's ten to one if I ever should -
And I doubt if I would save, if I could,
      Such empty-headed Athenians.


So (with any luck) I shall bid farewell
      To the empty-headed Athenians.
For me, they may all of them go to hell,
      For empty-headed Athenians.
I hate your idiot jolts and jars,
You monkeys grinning behind your bars -
I'm more at home with the winds and the stars
      Than with empty-headed Athenians.




Aleister Crowley

;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 15, 2005, 10:44:02 AM
You forgot the kobok sets mode +b part. =)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: VERiTAS on April 15, 2005, 10:49:12 AM
No matter Sir, best thing that could have happened, I thank him most kindly, I also hope everyone in the chatterroom, read and understood the poem, but I doubt they did, more fun to stir around words to show one is superior to the other and ignore all else bar the continual circular momentum of nonsense :lol:
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on April 15, 2005, 11:41:47 PM
I am b0wl

[02:20] * Natus_Denuo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[02:21] bbl
[02:21] * Solstice has quit IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.67 [Firefox 1.0.2/20050317])
[02:22] wow thats 5 ive chased out of here so far
[02:22] in 6 minutes
[02:22] sure its all you
[02:23] definitely
[02:23] the name b0wl is rather intimidating
[02:23] * LadyKalee looks for a lighter
[02:23] perhaps i should use that when i become a wrestling star
[02:23] what kinda bowl are you?
[02:23] ladies and gentlemtnand now comes
[02:24] ladies and gentlement the challenge youve all been waiting for.  hes defied all odds.  hes come here to challenge [The Exterminator].  he is.  HE IS.  THE ONE, AND ONLY,  BOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLL"  *loud cheers and claps and whistles and applauds*
[02:27] i would boot you and tell oyu that you are exterminated, but I will just smile and say lady and gentlemen..whatkinda bowl is he
[02:27] umm a soup bowl
[02:27] *everyone in the stadium takes out their soup bowls and bangs them with spoons*
[02:28] -fan- "GOO BOWWLL.  YOUR THE MAN!!" *bang bang bang bang bang*
[02:28] cause not specifiying I could think a toilet bowl even
[02:30] thats what the fans of the other guy do.  They bring out toilet bowls to mock me
[02:30] "NOO, BOOOO, BOWL SUUUUCKS"  *fluuuussshhhhhhhhh*
[02:32] to an ex pot head i can only think of lighting you up
[02:32] my bad~
[02:33] like as in giving me pot or as in lighting me on fire?
[02:33] fire fire
[02:34] I have sleep to do
[02:35] asta la pasta
[02:35] * LadyKalee has quit IRC (Quit: You cannot transform any aspect of your life that you have not fully experienced)
[02:35] ono  "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.  It looks like we have a CHALLENGER!  Here she comes now.  She is the most feared of the dark evil forces.  She is the hottest of the flames of hell.  she is.  SHE IS.  the FIREESSTTTARRRTEERRRR!!!"
[02:36] "What a strange twist of events ladies and gentlemen.  Upon seeing [b0wl], the legendary firestart instantly FORFEITS the match.  Now thats what I call RESPECT!"
[02:36] -fans- "BOOOOOOO WE WANTED TO SEE HIM KICK HER ASS" *stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: `Remakai on April 17, 2005, 09:26:54 AM
Mister witness please take the stand
witness please hold this bible and repeat after me
okie. Forget the whole oath crap.
they all lie under oath anyways.
Heh, that works for me.
:P
I promice to tell the truth the whoe truth and nothing but the truth execpt in the interests of getting Trowa convicted
Great.
HEY WHA!?
The court has been corrupted!
I move for a change in venue
fine
we'll do the veritas outh
What may that me?
be*
repeat after me
OMFGBBQ
lmfao
OMFGBBQ
I love BBQ's....
I sware to tell the whole truth on pain of angryleprechauns
Hmm...I really wouldn't mind much is angryleprechaun had problems with me not telling the truth..
but ok.
ok that's done
alright. Mr. Witness
no witness you have to talk to im if you don't tell the truth
I swear to tell the whole truth on pain of angryleprechauns
how long have you known Mr. Sinclaire
I have seen Mr. Sinclaire around for a year or so on veritas.
This bores me.
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...
<`Gemini> Can they *do* that?
He's escaping! :D
I dont know. What does a court in session do when the witness plugs out of the matrix? o_O
ROFL
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 17, 2005, 10:22:03 AM
.....I capitalize the word break?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on April 18, 2005, 03:01:04 AM
<@`Wil> I can swallow anything
<@`Wil> Er
<@`Wil> Don't quote that

oh noes! I HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED! NO PING!
<@Aziraphale> Poor Vi
<@`Wil> ?
I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT IN HERE AND NOONE WILL EVER KNOW! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!! HAHAHAHA!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!
oh fuck. PING REPLY! FUCK
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~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 18, 2005, 05:15:02 AM
[17:41] Hmmm? :P
[17:41] its the ghost of AziraphaleW
[17:41] *Aziraphale!
[17:42] What do you mean ghost? I might be dead, but I have more selfrespect than to become a ghost. Imagine being one of them, just childish spirits that float around under white sheets going "Woooo!"
[17:43] .....o_o.......
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[17:43] I think I touched a nerve. *Steps back*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Smiffy on April 19, 2005, 01:51:09 PM
Imagine how cool it would be to drink someones pee who is peeing off the eiffel tower
wait
I didn't mean it like that
You sick fuck


O.O
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 19, 2005, 04:52:09 PM
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0_o
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wow
this room looks...  wow
Peekaboo.
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lol.
Is this a really bad netsplit or just another case of stupidity? :P
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no clue... but if it happens again, we better quote it.
OF course ^__^
Welcome back
And goodbye, maybe
yeah... bye guys, just incase.
Yeah, Zaphire's netsplitting on and off
iuturna.sorcery.net <- remember it -> Zaphire is having instability Clocks are tooo slow.
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Clocks are not synced on zaphire.
nexus.sorcery.net auctually...
is what is being recommended
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HAHAHAHAHA
Quote that shit, Kyo
lol... on it...
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mobius on April 20, 2005, 11:56:27 AM
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<[CC]Ben> o.O
<[CC]Ben> wtf
<[CC]MooMoo> I AER LIKE PRO
<[CC]MooMoo> OMG
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<[CC]MooMoo> LOLOL
Hey
That's what you get for trust Crowley to give you a correct url
<[CC]Oskar> roflol!!1!11omg
<[CC]Ben> wtf
I think
<[CC]MooMoo> hax0rs
<`Gemini> The hell...
I should stop joining random channels
Fux0rs offx0rs
<[CC]Ben> http://woot-police.bmjames.net/images/youngmensafe.jpg
<[CC]MooMoo> Cum into my channel
<[CC]Ben> #wootpolice
* [CC]Oskar touches everybody.
<[CC]Ben> WE WANT YOU DEEP INSIDE US
<[CC]MooMoo> its liek pr0 u no?
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Crowley, why didn't you ban them?
They where too quick, like cyber ninjas except with gay porn instead of throwing stars.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on April 20, 2005, 05:04:10 PM
i like email.
Me too
Yeah, it's a great invention.
hehe
Barry White--"Practice What You Preach"
rofl....
=P
i just read that too fast, and for some reason saw using barry white as an invocation.
LOL
Hahahaha
that's a quotable
look, I don't see flooding, i just see a page of text
right thar
i was just like... wtf are they talking about, barry white, great invocation? what are they doing! lol
I see no page of text
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 20, 2005, 06:46:22 PM
Thief: I don't NEED yo' freaking pesos, mahn!
Thief: I gots me the -EEEURRROS!
* Thief|Phewd is aflak
*afk
i got me the....  
.faq Kendamu
AFLAK
quoted.
Kendamu:  No, you DON'T.  :p
what the fuck...
.faq Trowa
I GA PISHA!
emanation is Gone!
Kyo: Quoted?
.faq Kendamu
Emanation was probably disABLEd.
damn it
.faq Zake
.faq far
speak to us, Eman!
.faq faq
.faq .faq
Eman?  Eman?!  Emaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on April 21, 2005, 03:16:23 AM
<@`Wil> It's my birthday in a week
<@`Wil> er
<@`Wil> my sisters
Selfcentred...

<@`Wil> I'd carry that around just to freak people out
<@`Wil> Be all
<@`Wil> "WHACHA!"
<@`Wil> And flash them

(To be fair, he was talking about this: <@`Wil> http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/754d/ <-- I want that)

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 21, 2005, 09:00:02 PM
At the very least, put on your gangsta clothes and start posturing aggressively in front of him.
"You could cut off the manliest parts from the manliest men in Manville, glue them to yourself with Superman's semen, and carve the word "man" into your dick seventy times and I would still be more man than you, so shut up jerk >:)"
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Lightbringer on April 22, 2005, 01:22:22 PM
Quote from: Kyo
"You could cut off the manliest parts from the manliest men in Manville, glue them to yourself with Superman's semen, and carve the word "man" into your dick seventy times and I would still be more man than you, so shut up jerk >:)"


I dunno, I'm sure you could be manlier than that.  I mean cutting yourself is what emo girly-men do, and I dunno how masculine all the men of Manville would be.  Being surrounded by sausage 24-7 must have effects on a guy's sexuality :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Kyo on April 23, 2005, 07:42:41 PM
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darkflames true identify revealed! the horrifying.... OTHERKINDR!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on April 23, 2005, 08:00:39 PM
ok, you're scaring me Kyo
why is that darkflame? =)
he saw your pic :P
I was going to add "He saw your mom" but I'll ref--- Ahhh CRAP.
no way! you said you wouldn't show anyone!
haha
Kyo, otherkindr as in.... otherkindrsurprise! yea, that's it... >.>
haha I smell bullshit!

aw, comeon guys. Otherkindr is half of my email account that I've had for years...

Edit: payback

you guys have special magicks right?
[12:30] * Sung-Chiang is making dinner.
[12:31] I HATE YOU FUCKER
[12:31] GO AWAY
[12:32] wtf you shouldnnt hate cause im kin.
[12:32] Noob
[12:32] You're a retard
[12:32] are you being serious DragonKin32?
[12:32] * DragonKin32 doesnt nede you ima natural with aerokinesis
[12:33] Darkflame: I believe he is
[12:34] you gusy type slow.
[12:34] guyss*
[12:34] guys**
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[12:34] And you type bad

[12:38] Hey Tri
[12:39] wuts ur name mean?
[12:39] ...
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[12:39] * Triscient is now known as Darkflame
[12:39] -> *Nickserv* ID [nobody's getting my password that easy]
[12:40] so you are otherkindr?
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[12:40] I suddenly have an inexplicable urge to destroy any and all sources of netspeak in all universes that exist and have yet to exist.
[12:40] 'ello, people.
[12:40] hi.
[12:41] is everyone here otherkin to?
[12:41] there was a point at which you didn't feel that way, shrike?  whats wrong with you?
[12:41] I would suppose not, DK.
[12:41] Sorry Zake, sometimes I have one of those short bursts of things they call "happiness" and "hope".  Usually I take two aspirins and it goes away within a few minutes.
[12:42] Or sometimes, I even tough it out.  *grunt*  Like a MAN.
[12:42] they have TV for that, nowadays.
[12:42] TV makes me laugh.  :D
[12:43] i luv tv.
[12:43] If I wanna cry, I just go to GAIA Online.
[12:43] Or I read the new quotes at Bash.org
[12:44] well, my attempts at entertaining myself have completely and utterly failed, except finding out the darkflame = otherkindr
[12:44] * DragonKin32 is now known as Kyo
Title: Demonic Hacking
Post by: Darkflame on April 24, 2005, 08:30:57 PM
what's up with prophecy and capitalizing the word "break"?
TakeAway:  If you make an affirmation that says "I will be less fat", then all you do is activate the concept of being fat.  That enforces what you're trying to get rid of.
Darkflame:  It's a secret.
Darkflame:  You have to ask him yourself.
Darkflame, everyone does it
even kobok.
I did, no reply... >.>
Its a glitch in the article system. Blame Silverdawn.
* kobok BREAKs Celestial_Eagle's neck for revealing that.
its not a glitch.
lol
darkflame, if you do the gematria, you find that it is linked to the night demon BALAM, so naturally, BALAM and prophecy have a pact in accordance with article writing =)
So the secret is.... saying the right thing
its' an acronym ;)
Kyo, not just prophecy
* Rafnul ducks and hides
all the article writers.
right.
and silverdawn made the pact, not prophecy :P
since HE designed the code.
in fact, silverdawn set up the servers with the aid of BALAM
its not a blood pact. Its a code pact.
balam wrote the code.
silverdawn was just the medium.
Thats the worst kind
thats why its so good :P
tick tock....
Seriously, the veritas code IS demonic :P
That IS why it is so good.
yup.
hmm, summoning hackers: the latest breed of magic user...
Kyo, hmm... demonic hacking. *ponders*
lol balam is teh l33t h4x0r
yeah L.
:/
Kyo, microsoft needs to invoke BALAM. They need quality code.
yup.
soloman really should have written it in the goetia.
written what?
balam - night demon of december 3rd-7th, l33t h4x0r
fire, king.
Bungie have openly shared that they plan to take over the world.
so they probably have a pact too.
Darkflame, someones been invoking BALAM :P
i wonder if BUNGIE has the same gematria as BREAK and BALAM =)
* Celestial_Eagle wondered how microsoft ever made halo
234
YES
Work it out Kyo
do it with all the major software companies.
on it XD
this is by far the funniest conspiracy theory we have.
oh yes
it also has that believable factor that is so important for a conspiracy theory to be good.


whew, bungie is not connected to balam...
which means they have invoked a different demonic h4x0r
but it seems in the time of actually counting it out, the people who would be mildly amused left.
I'm mildly amused!
thanks zake =)
hmm... magic cyberpunk... awesome opportunity for a new sub-genre.
yeah...we should start a bunch of threads crossing magical jargon with netspeak.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on April 26, 2005, 07:24:48 PM
[22:18] (me, mentally speaking like Hannibal) "I suppose Mike didn't tell you that I got my bachelor in computer science with an emphasis on security."
[22:18] (him) "er no hurr"
[22:18] (me) "How's that Morrowind nude mod working out for you?"
[22:18] (him) "o shit"
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on April 28, 2005, 01:27:45 AM
<kobok> Psychic_Alchemist:  kakkarot doesn't even know what political party Bush belongs to, but after today, he'll know more about U.S. Code than most Americans.  :)
<Cryo> Lol
<Sung-Chiang> That's hilarious.
<Cryo> He doesn't?
<Cryo> I thought all Canadians hated George Bush.
<Sung-Chiang> Shows what ^_you^_ know.
...
<kakkarot> Yes. That's what I meant. Kobok: Bush is democrat party! :P
<kakkarot> (And no, I didn't look it up. I just had to take a while to remember >.>)
* kakkarot goes to look up whether bush is with democrat party or not
<kakkarot> damnit >_< republican :/
* kakkarot goes to make supper now
<kakkarot> kobok is gone, right?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 28, 2005, 04:57:01 AM
Lol that was hilarious. Even people from as far away as India know Bush is a republican . Shame on you Kakkarot :P

[Not that it actually makes a difference, IMO the Democrats and Republicans are kinda like Crowley/Aziraphale, appearing to be different but are really just the same]
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on April 30, 2005, 05:13:27 PM
<Natus_Denuo> That girl is supa kinkay, THAT GIRL'S A SUPA FREAK!
<Natus_Denuo> she's allright
<Natus_Denuo> she's allright
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on May 01, 2005, 10:41:04 AM
<Silverdawn> You guys are such nerds. "Hey bro, want a beer?" "No, I'll just go and download alcohol, thanks."
<`KiwiKid> ROFL
<`Rem> Alcohol 52% CD & DVD emulation software can create virtual CD/DVD-ROM drives and play CDs & DVDs without the need for the physical disc.
<DreamingSaint> NICE!
<Natus|f00d> Have some guiness and forget the downloading crap
<Silverdawn> I wonder if a real alcohol program would make your screen go wishy washy, warp colours, project all images double and smell faintly like bacardi.
<Natus|f00d> Guiness and Tequilla are Teh r0x0r =D
<`Rem> drinking Guiness is like drinking a sunday dinner.
<Natus|f00d> That is because Guiness is the best =D
<`Rem> A sunday dinner liberally sprinkled with shit.
<Silverdawn> Yeah, yeah... you guys act all tough, but you can't even SPELL Guinness.
<Natus|f00d> blagh!
<Natus|f00d> screw you, spelling nazi! D:
* Silverdawn gasps.
<Silverdawn> I have never been accused of being a spelling Nazi before.
<Silverdawn> I like it.
<Silverdawn> Achtung, Gruppenfhrer, ich bin ein Spellung Nazi. Aufmachen!
<Natus|f00d> lmao
<Natus|f00d> That's a quotable
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on May 02, 2005, 10:55:53 AM
* [Ath] creepy stalks solstice
* `Remakai wonders if Ath wants to play BG"
<`Remakai> Or BG2
<[Ath]> hmmmm
<solstice> back
* solstice pretends not to notice the stalker, as he slowly gets undressed... LOL
<Natus_Denuo> o_O
<Natus_Denuo> quoted
<solstice> no!!
* [Ath] takes photos of solstice getting naked by himself
<[Ath]> ...what the hell is that?
<`Remakai> lmfao
<solstice> Oops, wrong stalker.
Title: Veritas Convention
Post by: Darkflame on May 07, 2005, 08:45:37 PM
<`ThiefDeath> we should organize a band of all the musical veritas people so they can come jam when we have a veritas convention
* milesguidon puts on finger cymbals and ties up shirt
<Sung-Chiang> A Veritas convention would probably be a disaster.
<Tefeari> lol
<Shadow|Writing> lol
<Tefeari> Rema, its hard to get a good diverse group because of conflicting beliefs
<`ThiefDeath> Sung-Chiang have you ever gone to a GoonCon?
<Sung-Chiang> Nope, not yet.
<`ThiefDeath> what are those things like
<`ThiefDeath> and what do people do there
<Darkflame> I was going to make some sort of witty comment about that involving that x person would reak havoc or something but there's just too many people to say that for.
<Sung-Chiang> As far as I know, people get drunk, make fun of furries, do fun activities (there's gonna be a GoonCon at Disneyworld), and get drunk.
<Tefeari> Veritas isn't the most serious of groups either..
<`ThiefDeath> wed probably do the same thing lol
<Tefeari> So a lot of serious training students and teachers dont stick around it :p
<ProfGlitch> ahh
<Darkflame> exactly
<milesguidon> pffft fuck that shit
<ProfGlitch> making fun of furries, always fun
<`Gemini> Tefeari -- Indeed.
<milesguidon> whats a furry
<ProfGlitch> milesguidon
<ProfGlitch> be glad you dont know
<`Remakai> Tefeari: Perhaps. And definitely not particularly serious.
<ProfGlitch> youre better off than us
<milesguidon> like...afghanis?
<ProfGlitch> yeah, afghanis
<Tefeari> I always tried to get Silverdawn and Proph make it a more serious group
<`Gemini> The Mentor program is an attempt to deal with that issue.
<milesguidon> and persians?
<ProfGlitch> them too.
<Sung-Chiang> A furry is someone who draws pictures of shemale catgirls screwing each other with their nipples and calls it spiritual.
<Sung-Chiang> Sorry, Prof, but he had to know.
<Shadow|Writing> lmao
<milesguidon> who call themselves persians even though persia hasnt existed for ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY YEARS ASSHOLE
* Sung-Chiang sobs into his hands as all the memories come rushing back.
<milesguidon> Sung-Chiang hahah thats great
<milesguidon> i know the type
<`Gemini> milesguidon -- Where is Hispania?

<`ThiefDeath> wed have all the musical people playing music, the martial artists sparring eachother, the psions playing frisbee, the magic people having hot kinky bondage in a dungeon, and the musical people playing their instruments.  The mods would randomly go behind people and yell BOO, and then get together and vandalize a donut store

<milesguidon> `Gemini i have no idea
<`ThiefDeath> oops i mentioned musical people twice
<milesguidon> but i think its between atlantis and cloud 9

<Sung-Chiang> As for my part at a Veritas convention, I would probably be mercilessly mocking the people who claim to be ultimate demigod Indigo Children and are, IRL, that pasty fat kid that sat behind you in class and never gave any sign of supernatural power, even when being wedgied.

<`ThiefDeath> those are my predictions so far
<`Gemini> Sung-Chiang -- Most likely.
<milesguidon> hehe Sung-Chiang, and nice touch with the frisbee TD
<ProfGlitch> indigo children lol
<Sung-Chiang> That'd be okay, right, Gemini?
<`ThiefDeath> I would stand on top of a wall with my arms crossed and stare down at people
<`Gemini> Sung-Chiang -- I do not recall, what is your area of study?
<Sung-Chiang> I'm not gonna get the Virtue Police on my back for making fun of them, would I? :X
<Sung-Chiang> Here, primarily Hermetics and psi, but offline I train in martial arts too.
<Tefeari> heh
<Sung-Chiang> I'm just not a big part of the chi community here.
<milesguidon> what = hermetic?
<`Remakai> Sung: Because training online in martial arts is impossible?
<`Gemini> Sung-Chiang -- Nope, you're alright. Now if start a crusade to crucify all (supposed) indigos, that's different ;)

<`ThiefDeath> the radki people would trade pokemon cards

<milesguidon> dont start a crusade, i just watched Kingdom of Heaven...its generally not a good idea
<Tefeari> this indigo children thing is a bit hypey
<Tefeari> Half the indigo children people are adults
<milesguidon> it will lead to lots of death and half hour's of not much happening
<Tefeari> Whats up with that?
<`ThiefDeath> indigo child = ADHD
<Sung-Chiang> That's basically it, Rem.
<`ThiefDeath> i used to think i was an indigo child but then I found out I only had ADD and not ADHD so I wasnt good enough

<`ThiefDeath> kobok are you going to organize the ultimate frisbee at the veritas convention?
<kobok> `ThiefDeath:  I would just come dressed like a newb and pretend to be nobody.  :)
<`Gemini> kobok -- I'm curious; why all the interest in maintaing a secret identity? ;)
<`ThiefDeath> and I would stand on top of a wall with my arms crossed and stare down at everyone and wait for 4 hours until someone finally noticed me.  Then I would ask  "what the hell are you all doing on my field.  The sign right htere says its closed!!"
<`ThiefDeath> or my building
<`ThiefDeath> or whatever

<kobok> `Gemini:  So that no one can identify me so long as I'm wearing glasses, and have my underwear on the inside...
<`ThiefDeath> then id have a fake phone call with the police
<`Gemini> haha
<`ThiefDeath> kobok we all know you look like Lumbergh
<`Gemini> I see ;)
* kobok makes his best "O" face.
<`Gemini> .. 0_o
<Sung-Chiang> Guys, I have a confession to make.
<Sung-Chiang> About something... important.
<Sung-Chiang> Oops, BRB!
<`ThiefDeath> "SAGENTIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY FIELD WITH THESE FOOLS.  GET OFF RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SUE!"
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<Zake> 'ello, people.
<Darkflame> Zake has come to contribute to the veritas convention
<Tefeari> hey
<Darkflame> hello zake
<Tefeari> yea? maybe it wont be so boring then :p
<Darkflame> cause Zake is t3h toast man!
<kobok> Zake, zake, he's a lego shake-and-bake...
<Zake> toast man?
<Zake> lego shake-and-bake?
* Zake is disconcerted.
<`ThiefDeath> sake will be sitting on a bench eating a pie and talking on the phone to his girlfriend
<kobok> That has to be sung to the tune of the Lego Maniac jingle.
<`ThiefDeath> kobok will spend the entire time looking over my shoulder
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on May 08, 2005, 10:55:01 PM
As commanded, so shall mote it be:

* Trillis (Trillis@d15dcf3a.twcny.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
<Trillis> Wow.
<Trillis> The chat works!
<Trillis> Great, some idiot is going to quote that... -.-

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: TakeV on May 09, 2005, 04:34:18 PM
[19:32] <Veritas> Mmm, I dont think dont want to is the reason, you know what will transpire if you begin to anwser me and you wish not to create such, so be it. I understand
[19:32] <their3jeerdeasjth> shut up
Title: Technical diagram of an ID 10 T module with the Orthas operating system:
Post by: ThiefDeath on May 10, 2005, 10:43:27 AM
[13:12] <Orthas> .seen my_penis
[13:12] <Orthas> .see my_ass
[13:12] <Orthas> .seen my_ass
[13:13] <Orthas> .se Darkduck
[13:13] <Orthas> .seen darkduck
[13:13] <Orthas> ?
[13:14] <[Thief]Fisics> ? kickban
[13:14] <Emanation> kickban: This occurs when the user_fault_noob and the ID 10 T module collide on Emanation multiple times.
[13:14] <Orthas> What does that mean?
[13:14] <[Thief]Fisics> which proves the point..
[13:14] <Orthas> ? Orthas
[13:15] <Orthas> well what's the Id 10 T module
[13:15] <[Thief]Fisics> Figure it out :)
[13:15] <[Thief]Fisics> noob
[13:16] <Orthas> is t when you have mutiple nicks at one time
[13:17] <[Thief]Fisics> It seems that the ID 10 T module has indeed been correctly installed in Orthas's brain
[13:17] <Orthas> well how should I have known?
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[13:18] <Orthas> 10 is quite alot though
[13:18] <[Thief]Fisics> ...
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[13:18] <[Thief]Fisics> this is definitely getting quoted
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[13:19] <Orthas> there
[13:19] <[Thief]Fisics> wow he must have the new hyper-thread enhancement installed on his module.  Ive never seen one operate this efficiently
[13:19] <Orthas078> there
[13:19] <Orthas603> there
[13:20] <PirateBoB> Orthas: No clones.
[13:20] <Orthas> ok then
[13:20] <Orthas> I won't make 10 becuase then i'll get a kickban
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[13:20] <Orthas> funny emenation didn't give a woarning
[13:21] <Orthas> *emanation
[13:21] <[Thief]Fisics> *eminem
[13:21] <Orthas> *m
[13:22] <Orthas> what's a hyperthread enhancement do?
[13:23] <[Thief]Fisics> it makes the ID 10 T module operate at maximum ID 10 CY
[13:23] <Orthas> So how was I efficient?
[13:24] <[Thief]Fisics> with increase in the bus speed of the |M| -or- +ON subsystem
[13:26] <[Thief]Fisics> and an overall increase in the capacity of the (S) 7U _pi_ D1 [7Y]
[13:28] <[Thief]Fisics> It is almost like recieving an upgrade to a [ BU f 00 n ] chip
[13:28] <Orthas> Oh a perl module in common gateway interface
[13:28] <Orthas> I get you now thiefy
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on May 10, 2005, 10:55:53 AM
Orthas: Kobok just pulled a kobok ROFL
Orthas: I can only pull Orthas
kobok: Orthas:  Talk about your sex life some other time...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: DownRodeo on May 12, 2005, 03:32:06 PM
(DownRodeo11) Crowley is sexy :)
Talyn 11) So true...
Talyn 11) You like men as well?
 (DownRodeo) me?
 (Crowley) Awww, you say the nicest things DR :)
 (Talyn) No, Santa...
(DownRodeo)I can admit to a man being handome.
 (Talyn) Handome...
 (DownRodeo) Handsome*
 (Crowley) Its a code ;)
 (Talyn) Good job
 (DownRodeo) Get over typo's THEY HAPPEN
 (Crowley) typos* <_<
 (Crowley) >_>
 (Talyn) Get over excuses
 (Talyn) :p
 (DownRodeo) lol
 (Talyn) Argh, just need to finish this poem off and I'll have enough for the anthology
 (Talyn) But I can't think how to finish it!!
 (DownRodeo) Yeah, I have got no problem in admitting the presence of beautiful things. Besides it doesn't mean I want to stick my love pole in them does it :D
 (Crowley) Ok, chat dead...
 (Crowley) Or not
 (DownRodeo) lolol
 (Dreamlight) Love pole?
 (DownRodeo) (Yes I have one of those)
 (DownRodeo) ...
(Crowley) Don't ask. A DR, don't tell...
(DownRodeo) Don't act so Coy!
(Talyn) DownRodeo: I wrote a poem on the beauty of a scrapheap, thank god I don't stick mine in everything either..
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 15, 2005, 11:05:40 AM
<Talyn> What would you say, in terms of ANYTHING EXCEPT HUMANS, has the least patience?
<Holy_study> light
<TakeV Kouji
<Talyn> Rofl!
<DarkKitty1> Hahahahaha.
<Talyn> Methinks quoted is an apt word
Title: Natus becomes a woman on MSN
Post by: Maverick1 on May 22, 2005, 10:28:53 AM
Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: heh windu was a strong fucker

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: he almost pwned palaptine

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: Yeah, he would have if it hadnt been for Anakin

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: I know

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: I would of killed the fucker

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: but anakin is a dumbass ;/

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: Yep

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: It kinda reminds me of Romeo and Juliet in a way.

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: heh that fight with grievous shows you how good obi wan really was

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: How they fought so hard keep things alive...and they still got fucked over in the end.

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: Dude..what the hell..

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: I think I'm growing a vagina..I just made a Romeo and Juliet refference...

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: LMFAO!

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: OMG WTF12!1!1>.>.e>@2

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: I should quote that

Be careful of life, it will put a knife through your back and rip your soul out with it: on the forums

Crazy are the people walking through my head..one's got a gun to shoot the other one.: lmfao..

Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 24, 2005, 02:03:52 PM
Orthas: http://www.dansoft.com i think
    Orthas: no
    Orthas: http://www.danasoft.com
 Mannequin: my palm is aching again
  cancaden: thans you just took me to a porn site
Thalog{Ang}: what's all this about a mentor program?
    Orthas: it's the second
    Orthas: nothing much
    Orthas: lot of fuss over nothing
 Mannequin: Cancaden, their wasn no porn site, your an idiot
  cancaden: lol
 Mannequin: it opened to a blank window
  cancaden: it made you look though
  cancaden: lmfao
 Mannequin: >.<
 Mannequin: Damn...
  cancaden: haha
  cancaden: i win
    Orthas: I already knew rofl
  cancaden: lmfao
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: solstice on May 25, 2005, 11:36:09 AM
[ 02:32 PM] solstice: You want to plow me and dont care what I have, down there.
[ 02:33 PM] Talyn: Yes, I do, but that's besides the point
[ 02:33 PM] *** Talyn has signed off IRC (Quit: Talyn has left the building...).
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on May 25, 2005, 12:25:33 PM
May 25 19:20:48 <@solstice>    Just got up.  Is Down Rodeo on, anyone know?
May 25 19:20:48 <Talyn>    FEMALE!
May 25 19:20:54 <Talyn>    Take a look
May 25 19:20:54 <@solstice>    hush
May 25 19:20:58 <@Azi|Melting>    He's on MSN
May 25 19:21:14 <@Azi|Melting>    Although, he might not be active...
May 25 19:21:21 <@solstice>    Can you tell him I need to ask him something?  MSN is signing on slow, as usual.
May 25 19:21:26 *    Natus chuckles
May 25 19:21:47 <@Azi|Melting>    Tell him anything in particular?
May 25 19:21:51 <@Azi|Melting>    Ask*
May 25 19:22:12 <Talyn>    That Sol's in love with him
May 25 19:22:12 *    Talyn plays Romeo and Juliet soundtrack
May 25 19:22:24 <@solstice>    Am not.
May 25 19:22:24 <@Azi|Melting>    I'll not let you steal him from me!
May 25 19:22:33 <@solstice>    RODEO AND JULIET
May 25 19:22:34 <@solstice>    LOL
May 25 19:22:48 <Talyn>    AHA!!
May 25 19:22:48 <@Azi|Melting>    Dosn't appear to be answering :)
May 25 19:22:52 <Talyn>    You admit you're female!!
May 25 19:22:58 <@Azi|Melting>    She does!
May 25 19:22:59 <Talyn>    FINALLY!!
May 25 19:23:03 <@Azi|Melting>    Sol is called Juliet!
May 25 19:23:16 *    Azi|Melting gets an underling to make a note in Sol's file
May 25 19:23:28 <Talyn>    Fell right into my trap there, muahaha!
May 25 19:23:33 <@solstice>    No, but if someone was going to play that music for /him/ that title would fit better.
May 25 19:24:58 <Talyn>    That's hardly even a comeback...
May 25 19:25:10 <Talyn>    I'm sorely disappointed, you're out of practice Sol
May 25 19:25:13 <@Azi|Melting>    :P
May 25 19:25:30 <@solstice>    I just got up... give it time.
May 25 19:25:37 <@Azi|Melting>    No excuse!
May 25 19:25:40 <Natus>    sol's getting old =P
May 25 19:25:55 <@Azi|Melting>    You shouldn't come here if you can't have snappy comebacks to Talyn's insinuations
May 25 19:26:01 <Talyn>    If your house was being robbed, would you ask the criminal to wait until you'd woken up fully?
May 25 19:26:15 *    Thalog has quit (Ping timeout)
May 25 19:26:21 <Talyn>    Thank you Azi... That should seriously be on the Veritas's Banner XD
May 25 19:26:23 <@solstice>    yes!
May 25 19:26:34 <Talyn>    Ahh, you agree
May 25 19:26:37 <Talyn>    Very good
May 25 19:26:40 <Talyn>    Let Silverdawn know
May 25 19:26:41 <@Azi|Melting>    :)
May 25 19:26:52 <Talyn>    Timing is crucial!
May 25 19:26:58 <Talyn>    Muahaha
May 25 19:27:11 <@Azi|Melting>    Someone remember to quote this conversation so we have proof of Sol being female ;)
May 25 19:27:20 <@solstice>    that's an idea... I can sick Silverdawn after you.
May 25 19:27:40 <@solstice>    Oh, I can certainly prove otherwise.
May 25 19:28:19 <Talyn>    solstice: Please, photo's can be forged, we have you admitting it!
May 25 19:29:08 <Talyn>    I'd love to rip sol's gender some more, but I have to go eat
May 25 19:29:12 *    Talyn saves chat
May 25 19:29:20 <@Azi|Melting>    And really, unless someone meets you in person, we're not going to get any concrete proof. Apart from this admitance!
May 25 19:29:22 <@solstice>    You'd just want me.
May 25 19:29:31 <@solstice>    You want to plow me and dont care what I have, down there.
May 25 19:29:44 <@Azi|Melting>    Cya Talyn
May 25 19:29:46 <Talyn>    Yes, I do, but that's besides the point
May 25 19:29:47 <Talyn>    Cya

The whole of that quote ;) (Minus unimportant bits, like kakkarot)

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 25, 2005, 12:57:11 PM
*** Trillis has signed off IRC (Quit: Frozens a sexy asian ^.^)
     Natus: rofl
*** Trillis (Trillis@d15dcf3a.twcny.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
Aziraphale: wb Trillis ;)
     Talyn: Nice away message Trillis
*** Trillis has signed off IRC (Quit: Frozen's*)
     [NEO]: lmao,
Aziraphale: :P
Holycleric: haha
     Talyn: Now he's going to Frozen's...
*** Trillis (Trillis@d15dcf3a.twcny.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
*** Trillis has signed off IRC (Quit: don't quote that: peace.)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on May 25, 2005, 01:09:44 PM
Quote from: Crowley
As commanded, so shall mote it be:

* Trillis (Trillis@d15dcf3a.twcny.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
Wow.
The chat works!
Great, some idiot is going to quote that... -.-

~Aziraphale

Trillis' Dirty Secret:
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
*tickles*
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
*giggles*
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
COme here you!!!
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Hahah
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
*whips out hand cuffs and chains*
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
...
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Hm..
Dan *-) says:
eeh?
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
It has apeared I did that in the wrong window...
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
....
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
lol
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Heh wrong window.
Dan *-) says:
yeah ... right ^o)
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
lol
Dan *-) says:
quoted
Dan *-) says:
*heads off to veritas...*
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Damnit!
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
not again!
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Where do you plan on adding that?
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
lol
Dan *-) says:
thats a secret
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
lol
Dan *-) says::)
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Heh I got to go.
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Enjoy your new qoute to humiliate me.
Dan *-) says:
okay
Dan *-) says:
yep
Dan *-) says:
:)
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Later
Dan *-) says:
thanks
Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
lol
Dan *-) says:
:P


Quote from: Talyn
*** Trillis has signed off IRC (Quit: Frozens a sexy asian ^.^)
      Natus: rofl
 *** Trillis (Trillis@d15dcf3a.twcny.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
 Aziraphale: wb Trillis ;)
      Talyn: Nice away message Trillis
 *** Trillis has signed off IRC (Quit: Frozen's*)
      [NEO]: lmao,
 Aziraphale: :P
 Holycleric: haha
      Talyn: Now he's going to Frozen's...
 *** Trillis (Trillis@d15dcf3a.twcny.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vacademy
 *** Trillis has signed off IRC (Quit: don't quote that: peace.)

So in closing, we can sum up with this evidence that Trillis has been chatting up and cybering Frozen on MSN, but accidentally sent it to my window? ;)
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on May 25, 2005, 01:12:24 PM
Hah hah hah, no. Frozen had nothing to do with it. lol Unless she says otherwise..and I'm unaware of it.. :confused:
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on May 25, 2005, 01:14:38 PM
Quote from: Trillis
Hah hah hah, no. Frozen had nothing to do with it. lol Unless she says otherwise..and I'm unaware of it.. :confused:

So does Frozen like being handcuffed and whipped and spanked then?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on May 25, 2005, 01:17:10 PM
Oh wow...She's going to stab me brutally for this.

lol Not that I'm aware of. Stop before you get me killed! lol
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on May 25, 2005, 01:19:41 PM
Quote from: Trillis
Oh wow...She's going to stab me brutally for this.

lol Not that I'm aware of. Stop before you get me killed! lol

Oooh, that means you two talk, and it's true then!

OMG TRILLIS HAS BEEN CYBERING AND SPANKING FROZEN, OMG WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, DID YOU HAVER CYBER-BABIES TOGETHER?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on May 25, 2005, 01:22:04 PM
OMG TRILLIS LOVES SPANKING

OMG TRILLIS LOVES SPANKING
 
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
  Your going to get me killed
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 >.<
 Dan says:
 I am? how?
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 Frozen will smite me Z>.<
 Dan says:
 replied >.>
 Dan says:
 *coughs* >.>
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 ....
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 *twitches*...
 Dan says:
 *giggles*
  Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 For that I should spank you and teach you a lesson.

 Dan says:
 LOL
 Dan says:
 quoted
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 Nooo!!!
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 Fuck you!
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 Not another one!
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 lol
 Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
 Damn you.
 Dan says:
 should watch what you say
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Trillis on May 25, 2005, 01:23:27 PM
*twitches*... Excuse me while I jump off of a bridge...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on May 25, 2005, 01:24:34 PM
Quote from: Trillis
*twitches*... Excuse me while I jump off of a bridge...

Trillis - Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. says:
Don't make me get my whip after you...
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on May 25, 2005, 01:33:50 PM
[21:30] * Natus dances about
[21:31] Orthas: naked?
[21:31] Natus: Orthas: Maybe
[21:31] Natus: >_>
[21:31] Natus: <_<
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Silver_Archer on May 25, 2005, 08:38:42 PM
This is a thread for quoting chatquotes from the Veritas Chatroom. Lets leave it to that ^_^
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on May 26, 2005, 02:14:05 PM
*starts chainsaw*

What was that? Oh, thanks Talyn those might work better.
Title: From baseball to breaking glass and Starwars in between
Post by: Darkflame on May 27, 2005, 10:33:28 PM
<Natus> baseball is booring to watch; football can hold my attention slightly; neither are fun to play.
<Sung-Chiang> BRB!
<Natus> Well..I take that back...no-holds-barred "street" football is fun; where you can beat the shit out of each other and there's no padding.
<Natus> ok
<Sung-Chiang> Whew, back.
<Sung-Chiang> I think that's called rugby :D
<Natus> Sung: *shrug* I thought rugby had different rules?
<Sung-Chiang> I don't know, I'm just messin'.
<Darkflame> Natus, just take away the ball and you have a street brawl
<Sung-Chiang> Renegade :D
<Natus> Darkflame: basically, yeah.
<Natus> "Street brawls" arent that big of a deal as long as there arent weapons involved though.
<Natus> As soon as someone whips out a knife though..it's a whole other story =P.
<Darkflame> weapons are for pansies. They know they can't win the fight so they need an advantage. :p
<Natus> Exactly.
<Natus> "Street fighters" are nothing serious without the knives and such they carry.
<Darkflame> Be cafeful of people who bring spoons to knifefights, they are either crazy or very good at hurting people with spoons!
* Sung-Chiang recalls that the Shaolin made an art out of fighting people with chairs and benches.
<Darkflame> O_o
<Natus> Sung: Shaolin made an art out of fighting with anything..the monks traded alot of combat information..with really everyone they could talk to about it.
* Darkflame does a bad chinese accent voiceover, "there are no chairs around, my art is useless!"
<Sung-Chiang> (Because they're one of of the most widely available improv weapons, see?)
<Sung-Chiang> No, Darkflame, it'd be "There are no chairs around! Time to break out Iron Fist."
<Natus> They then took what they learned and improved the shit out of it, until they could take a toothbrush and find some way to break your bones with it.
<Sung-Chiang> Yeah, having a thousand years and more to perfect your art is pretty freakin' awesome, ain't it?
<Natus> =P
<Darkflame> but the art of the chair takes many years to accomplish and obtain the title of "couch potato"

...

<Sung-Chiang> Heya, Solstice.
<solstice> hi.
<solstice> what's the topic?
<Darkflame> um
<Darkflame> shaolin?
<Sung-Chiang> Beaning people with benches.
<Darkflame> yea
<Sung-Chiang> <Anakin> i am angsty and have a lightsaber
<Darkflame> O_o
<Sung-Chiang> <Shaolin_Monk> I am a Shaolin with a bench!
<Sung-Chiang> <Anakin> o shit
<Sung-Chiang> * Shaolin_Monk kills Anakin easily
<Natus> lol
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o LadyKalee
<Sung-Chiang> <Shaolin_Monk> XD foolish jedi
<Darkflame> more like <Bench_Kenobi>
<Sung-Chiang> Heya, Kalee- HAHAHAHAHAHA
<Natus> It's against Shaolin tennets to kill, Sung.
<Sung-Chiang> I hereby proclaim Darkflame to be awesome.

(Damn straight!)

<Sung-Chiang> I'm sorry, Kalee, but now that I've turned to the Dark Side, I need to kill you to save my wife, or something similarly arbitrary.

...Sung-Chiang continues to discuss star wars 3 and randomly relating it to various veritasians...

<Sung-Chiang> What kind of spoilers could there possibly be, though?
<Darkflame> I thought that it moved too fast because there was too much to tell.
<Sung-Chiang> People have known how it ends since, uh... the seventies, right?
<Darkflame> or begins
<Sung-Chiang> Don't try to confuse me with your clever wordplay, you wordomancer :/
<Darkflame> aka, 'forecraft' :p
* kobok beats Sung-Chiang with a large iron rod with imprinted text which places the words, "I haven't seen it yet, bitch" across his forehead.

...book vs. movie...

<kobok> Everybody who reads the books before going to the movie always comes out of the movie saying, "Man, the book was way better," and as a result they didn't enjoy the movie as much as the person who goes into it blind.
* Disconnected
Session Close: Sat May 28 15:15:51 2005
 
(notice the time difference and... wtf?)

Session Start: Sat May 28 15:17:29 2005
Session Ident: #vacademy
* Now talking in #vacademy
* kobok has his fingers in his ears, humming, and overhears something about R2D2 becoming a sweeper.
<Sung-Chiang> And then C-3PO paints himself pink and goes to the Tool Box with Wayne and Garth.
<Sung-Chiang> Heya, Darkflame.
<solstice> lol
<Darkflame> hi
<Sung-Chiang> Mind you, I'm not sure how a robot can have a sexual preference, but there you go.
<solstice> Let's ask one.
<Sung-Chiang> Unless Anakin programmed him that way...
<solstice> Kobot, do you find anything sexy?
<Sung-Chiang> Holy crap, Anakin's gay! I knew it!
<LadyKalee> his woman!
<LadyKalee> maybe his cat?
<LadyKalee> kobok went for a snack?
<Darkflame> C-3PO was originally supposed to be a female model, but it seems they just settled with 'gay'
<LadyKalee> gay people are cool
<Sung-Chiang> I suppose they were trying to balance out R2's sexy, suggestive androgyny.

(who knew Sung-Chaing had it for droids?)

<kobok> I wonder how many times, "This is not the popcorn you are looking for" was spoken in the world during the last two weeks?

(or maybe kobok wants the droids for himself: "These are not the droids you are looking for.")
...move along, move along

<Thunderguy> I haven't seen star wars III yet.
<Sung-Chiang> I'd like free popcorn, but it'd make me fat >:(
<Thunderguy> I may see it in Illinios
<kobok> Thunderguy:  Me either.  We've been waiting for some friends.
<solstice> Go see it in kobot's lab.
<Thunderguy> I believe in the force.
<solstice> Kobok, wear your lab coat to the thetre.
<Sung-Chiang> I'd like to lightning my girlfriend's mom.
<solstice> what?
<LadyKalee> clearly I am in the wrong room
<kobok> solstice:  My lab coat is a Darth Vader uniform.
<Sung-Chiang> Be like Palpatine and go *bzzzaaaap*
<solstice> Kalee, dont fight it
<Sung-Chiang> Join the Dark Side, Kalee!
<LadyKalee> about to go break some glass and have fun
<Sung-Chiang> You get to flip out and kill whoever you want.
<Sung-Chiang> Like ninjas.
<solstice> Kobok, mine is Harry Potter :p
<solstice> Breaking glass is fun.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on May 29, 2005, 10:18:41 AM
solstice: fart when you leave.
Sung-Chian: Solstice is wise.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Frozen on May 31, 2005, 03:09:39 PM
<Zake> dammit, this is veritas.  how about someone scans LL and finds out?
<Rafnul> Silverdawn is a busy man, and that's all I've ever known him as aside from a good friend.
<DownRodeo> Because They can't.
<Orthas> But I heard that his computerhad boken and it make sense
<Frozen> Zake: Good point.
<LightLink> yall cant skan me
<Shadowarrior13> BEcause I'd get AOl
<`Gemini> Zake -- Best comment of the day.
<DownRodeo> Gender scans are the next research topic ;)
<Shadowarrior13> And say she was a chick
<LightLink> lest I hurt you...
<kobok> Zake:  There are some regions one does not want to remote view...
<DownRodeo> LOL
<Frozen> Haha
<Frozen> Quoted.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: ThiefDeath on June 01, 2005, 10:12:42 AM
<kobok> kakkarot:  And in response to your koboking, I enjoyed Carnivale.  I thought season 1 was slower, but had better symbolism, and then it picked up in season 2 and got much better.  There were a few points in season 1 I wanted to rip somebody's hair out and tell them to compress two episodes into one.
<AngryThiefLep> koboking?
<Zake> kobokkery.
<kobok> AngryThiefLep:  He replied to a comment of mine from a month ago.  :)
<Zake> kobokation.
<AngryThiefLep> oh
<AngryThiefLep> kobokation = a vacation to kobok's house, like the one im going to be taking next week
<Aziraphale> Orthas: Well thanks.
<AngryThiefLep> Orthas = Sparmaster
<kobok> ThiefDeath = What's going to happen to Thief when he arrives at my house.  ;)
<Aziraphale> hahah
<AngryThiefLep> that for some reason reminds me of a platter of fried eggs.
<AngryThiefLep> your THIEFDEATH is SERVED
<kobok> FlyingBat = What's going to precede ThiefDeath by mere seconds.
<Aziraphale> haha
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 02, 2005, 04:03:10 PM
(11:58:19) `Gemini: Hmmm. Did DBZ go off the air or somesuch?
(11:58:32) Murray: na
(11:58:43) Murray: then there would probably be riots in the streets
(11:59:08) Murray: riots of people trying to kamehamea the police
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: `Remakai on June 02, 2005, 10:50:37 PM
<kakkarot> Lotus: Where's Waldo?!
<kakkarot> We know you took him! Return him now!
<Lotus> I killed him.
<Shadowarrior13> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Shadowarrior13> I loved him!
<Shadowarrior13> We were engaged!
<kakkarot> damnit. Fine. Where's Waldo's Rotting Corpse?
<Shadowarrior13> YOU COLD HEARTED BASTARD
<LadyKalee> I can feel the boy in the picture..
<Lotus> m'basement
* Shadowarrior13 sobs uncontrollably
<kakkarot> It was lotus in the basement with the chesspiece!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Vecna on June 03, 2005, 12:44:17 AM
<@kobok> We know from quantum mechanics that particles travel in time through at least small amounts, and we know from psi studies that information can travel back in time, so we know time travel must be possible.  We also know that logically contradicting paradoxes don't exist, so one of the assumptions on or the other assumptions on which the grandfather paradox rests must be wrong.  :)
<@kobok> -on
<@kobok> -a whole bunch of words to make that grammatically correct.

~Aziraphale
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 04, 2005, 12:10:45 AM
Rafnul: Stay away from the dark side of catholicism.
Thunderguy:  Sitholicism?
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Faijer on June 04, 2005, 07:11:32 AM
Talyn: solstice is turned on by everything... This might mean that he is infact male...
  solstice: I am not.
     Talyn: Not male?
     Talyn: I thought so
  kakkarot: nice trap :P
     Talyn: I do try :P
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on June 04, 2005, 10:59:19 PM
[15:55:04] <LadyKalee> I tend to blame that on barking spiders
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on June 05, 2005, 08:30:15 AM
<Orthas> Do you know when Kobok will tell us
<@Aziraphale> Orthas: When he finishes
<kakkarot> Orth: Tells us what?
<@Aziraphale> kak: Guess ;)
<kakkarot> Azi: Whether the sun *really is* too bright to stare at directly? :)
<@Aziraphale> Yup

(if you don't get it, http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showpost.php?p=35357&postcount=145 (http://forums.theveritasacademy.net/showpost.php?p=35357&postcount=145) :P)

~kakkarot
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mobius on June 06, 2005, 01:13:20 PM
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[13:12:11] <Iavas> Come on, nobody will give you head and you know it
[13:12:17] <Iavas> Hi guest
[13:12:21] <Iavas> =\
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Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Darkflame on June 06, 2005, 07:08:57 PM
<`Gemini> kobok -- Where do you get the will to keep going after knowing all the nonsense that you do? :P
<Thunderguy> not sure that I want to know.
<kobok> `Gemini:  I lay in bed, rocking back and forth, reminding myself that people are really stupid.  :)
<Darkflame> Wizards first rule: people are stupid.
<`Gemini> Indeed..
<`Gemini> Problem is that the effects of stupidity are not contained to the stupid.
<kobok> Then I look at my cat, and try to understand the government in terms of my cat's intellect.
Title: solstice is a MAN!
Post by: Darkflame on June 07, 2005, 10:34:51 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Tee hee
<Shadowarrior13> You said hard
<WillowpalmImmorta> the music, the girls, the girls who like music!
<WillowpalmImmorta> its all so confusing!
<WillowpalmImmorta> sw- lol
<WillowpalmImmorta> ecspaicialy this early in the day!
<WillowpalmImmorta> I cannot even spell!
<`Wil> Wait wait wait.... you're of the male type?
<WillowpalmImmorta> I am?
<`Wil> Are you?
<Shadowarrior13> She is?
<`Wil> Who is
<`Wil> I'm confused
<WillowpalmImmorta> lol!!
<Shadowarrior13> lmao
<Shadowarrior13> Emanation is!
<Shadowarrior13> Your offspring
<`Wil> Yea, emanation is the channel whore.
* Shadowarrior13 pays Emanation and gets out of the motel room
<WillowpalmImmorta> 'wil, with a name like this, what do you think??
<Shadowarrior13> I think you're a chick
<Darkflame> .faq whore
<Darkflame> :p
<Shadowarrior13> ? whore
<Shadowarrior13> :P
<WillowpalmImmorta> lol
<Shadowarrior13> lmao
<`Wil> I thought solstice was of the female type but hell if I was wrong
<Shadowarrior13> Hey, wanna see my new description, thanks to all of the bastards?
<Shadowarrior13> ? shadowarrior13
<Emanation> shadowarrior13: http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nHwAAAOgIRmdNaDSZ5gbxgo4AzRughlIJNhwiZCH!7BW5RXo6Zhah6f6KjvB0D8jn
<Shadowarrior13> Wil sucks!
<LadyKalee> you guys have to type slower for me to keep up heh
<solstice> back
<Shadowarrior13> wb
<`Wil> Oh hey solstice
* `Wil coughs
<solstice> hay
<`Wil> shayyyy thar!
<Shadowarrior13> DOES IT MAKE YOU
<Shadowarrior13> HAPPY
<Shadowarrior13> ARE YOU FEELING
<Shadowarrior13> HAPPY!!!!!
<WillowpalmImmorta> hay una calculadora en mi mochila?
<Shadowarrior13> I love this song
<Shadowarrior13> I seriously need a mic so I can sing it and prove to sol I can sing
<`Wil> So to be clear.. solstice <> female but WillowpalmImmorta == female?
<WillowpalmImmorta> LOL
<solstice> I AM A MALE
<Shadowarrior13> WTF?!?!?
<Shadowarrior13> SOL IS A GUY?!?!?
<`Gemini> Well I'm glad we finally have that cleared up.
<LadyKalee> solstice is a male yes
<WillowpalmImmorta> you thought solsitec was a girl!!
<Shadowarrior13> I THOUGHT SOL WAS A GUY
<`Wil> And `Gemini >= male :P
<Shadowarrior13> LMFAO
<WillowpalmImmorta> LOL
<`Gemini> Indeed.
<Shadowarrior13> Sorry, dude :P
* solstice kills TakeV and them for telling people otherwise
<Shadowarrior13> Yeah, Gem is manly
<Shadowarrior13> Heh
<`Wil> So that makes Shadowarrior13 < male
<Shadowarrior13> Hmmm
<Shadowarrior13> If < means yes, then yes, that's true
<solstice> And if I like you, I'll prove I am a male ;)
<`Wil> solstice, Please avoid ath's style of manly proof
<Shadowarrior13> lol
<solstice> Will, you are not my type :p
<`Wil> solstice, Aww but what about last night
<Shadowarrior13> 0_o
* Shadowarrior13 backs away from Wil
<WillowpalmImmorta> o_0
<solstice> that was you??
<WillowpalmImmorta> lol
<Shadowarrior13> lol
<solstice> Dayem!!
<solstice> lol
<`Wil> Yea, and Emanation helped
<WillowpalmImmorta> Dayem?
<solstice> silly willies.
<`Wil> Yes, they are.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Mobius on June 15, 2005, 09:27:44 PM
[21:22:51] <Nereus> Kobok: So uhm. I got the 'stuff'.
[21:23:45] <Shadowarrior13> Ner: wtf?
[21:23:54] <Shadowarrior13> I didn't know kobok was a dealer
[21:24:19] * kobok slips Shadowarrior13 a candle...  "The first one is free..."
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kobok on June 15, 2005, 09:29:18 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Gem: How 'bout tossing some ops my way? :P
<`Gemini> I'm out of "o"s. Would a "b" suffice? :/
<Shadowarrior13> lmao
Title: Shadowarrior13 aka Reverend Lucious
Post by: Athiril on June 16, 2005, 02:30:07 AM
(long post but really really worth reading)

[19:06:06] <Ath> ? Shadowarrior13
[19:06:07] <Emanation> shadowarrior13: http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nHwAAAOgIRmdNaDSZ5gbxgo4AzRughlIJNhwiZCH!7BW5RXo6Zhah6f6KjvB0D8jn
[19:06:12] <Shadowarrior13> I hate you Ath
[19:06:16] <Ath> :)
[19:07:04] <xavier847> no way
[19:07:16] <Shadowarrior13> Ok, he isn't even talking
[19:07:29] <xavier847> is that really you shadow?
[19:07:39] <Ath> yes
[19:07:40] <Ath> it is
[19:07:40] <Shadowarrior13> Yes
[19:07:41] <Shadowarrior13> Why?
[19:07:52] <Shadowarrior13> Do I not seem like myself?
[19:07:58] <xavier847> .... no reason
[19:07:58] <Shadowarrior13> Wait
[19:07:59] <Shadowarrior13> LMAO
[19:08:01] <Shadowarrior13> HAH
[19:08:07] <Shadowarrior13> I thought you meant me typing
[19:08:10] <Shadowarrior13> No, that picture isn't me
[19:08:14] <Ath> liar!
[19:08:26] <Shadowarrior13> That's a random picture wil found :P
[19:08:34] <Shadowarrior13> I can prove it!
[19:08:36] <xavier847> ya?
[19:08:45] <Shadowarrior13> http://shadowarri.coconia.net/195349.jpg (http://"http://shadowarri.coconia.net/195349.jpg")
[19:08:46] <Wil> Nah it's him
[19:08:49] <Shadowarrior13> THAT'S me
[19:08:53] <Shadowarrior13> Stoopid Wil
[19:09:04] <Ath> no
[19:09:06] <Ath> I found it
[19:09:10] <Shadowarrior13> Oh
[19:09:13] <Ath> it was on your MSN group Shadowarrior13
[19:09:13] <Shadowarrior13> Then you suck Ath
[19:09:17] <Shadowarrior13> lol
[19:09:19] <Wil> lmao
[19:09:20] <Shadowarrior13> I don't have one
[19:09:21] <Wil> HAHAHA
[19:09:22] <Shadowarrior13> Dumbass
[19:09:23] <Ath> yes you do
[19:09:26] <Ath> i'll get the link
[19:09:29] <Ath> reverend lucious
[19:09:29] <Shadowarrior13> What is it?
[19:09:33] * Wil puts Shadowarrior13's picture away for later photo manipulation
[19:09:33] <Shadowarrior13> lol
[19:09:37] <Shadowarrior13> lmao
[19:09:39] <Wil> LIKE TEH SCUBA BUNNY
[19:09:42] <Shadowarrior13> I hate you all so much
[19:10:33] <^KiwiKid^> rofl
[19:10:38] <Shadowarrior13> SO MUCH
[19:11:07] <Shadowarrior13> I'm 14, not 19 :P
[19:11:21] <^KiwiKid^> Shadowarrior13: That picture makes yo look like a sad puppy..
[19:11:22] <^KiwiKid^> Heh.
[19:11:29] <Wil> Oh really, I thought you were 9.. but who's to say.
[19:12:10] <Shadowarrior13> lol
[19:12:14] <Shadowarrior13> You all suck
[19:14:25] <Ath> http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork (http://"http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork")
[19:14:29] <Ath> Wil
[19:14:32] <Ath> add thta too
[19:14:34] <Ath> thats his site
[19:14:35] <Shadowarrior13> LMAO
[19:14:36] <Ath> *that
[19:14:50] <Shadowarrior13> I HATE YOU SO MUCH
[19:14:57] <Shadowarrior13> AAAAAAAGH
[19:16:34] <^KiwiKid^> LMAO
[19:16:41] <Shadowarrior13> FRIGGIN DIE, ATH
[19:16:51] <Ath> ? Shadowarrior13
[19:16:55] <Emanation> shadowarrior13: http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nHwAAAOgIRmdNaDSZ5gbxgo4AzRughlIJNhwiZCH!7BW5RXo6Zhah6f6KjvB0D8jn and http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork (http://"http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork")
[19:17:29] <xavier847> reverend lucious.... hahahahahhBAHAHAHHAHA
[19:17:32] <Shadowarrior13> Eat shit and die
[19:17:42] <xavier847> im literally laughing so hard it hurts
[19:17:48] <xavier847> omg
[19:17:55] <Ath> look at the email
[19:18:10] <Shadowarrior13> God, it's times like these I wish I were a mod
[19:18:20] <Ath> Shadowyn13@hotmail.com ("Shadowyn13@hotmail.com")
[19:18:25] <Ath> Shadowarrior13
[19:18:27] <Ath> sw13
[19:18:28] <Shadowarrior13> Still not me
[19:18:32] <Ath> notice how they also both share the w
[19:18:38] <Ath> instead of 2 w's
[19:18:47] <Shadowarrior13> kobok knows my hatred for microsoft, I'd never use hotmail :P
[19:18:56] <Ath> all lies
[19:19:22] <TachyonXV> who doesnt have a hotmail account
[19:19:26] <Shadowarrior13> Me
[19:19:29] <Ath> lies
[19:19:30] <Ath> :P
[19:19:39] <xavier847> Sorry, this site is temporarily unavailable!
[19:19:52] <Ath> works for me
[19:20:09] <xavier847> for the geocities link
[19:20:14] <Ath> yeah that works for me
[19:20:38] <Wil> hehe
[19:20:42] <Wil> check now Shadowarrior13 :)
[19:20:52] <Ath> ? Shadowarrior13
[19:20:54] <Emanation> shadowarrior13: Shadowarrior13 AKA Reverend Lucious: http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nHwAAAOgIRmdNaDSZ5gbxgo4AzRughlIJNhwiZCH!7BW5RXo6Zhah6f6KjvB0D8jn
[19:20:56] <Emanation> shadowarrior13: http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork (http://"http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork")
[19:20:58] <Ath> LOL
[19:21:00] <Shadowarrior13> I hate you
[19:21:05] <Shadowarrior13> A lot
[19:21:15] <Shadowarrior13> ? Shadowarrior13
[19:21:17] <Emanation> shadowarrior13: Shadowarrior13 AKA Reverend Lucious: http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nHwAAAOgIRmdNaDSZ5gbxgo4AzRughlIJNhwiZCH!7BW5RXo6Zhah6f6KjvB0D8jn
[19:21:19] <Emanation> shadowarrior13: http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork (http://"http://groups.msn.com/ShadowCircleNetwork")
[19:21:23] <Shadowarrior13> What, I have two?
[19:21:27] <Shadowarrior13> You need to die
[19:21:30] <Wil> double line
[19:21:31] <Wil> lol
[19:22:03] <xavier847> sw13, you made my night
[19:22:04] <TachyonXV> Shadowarrior13 ;;)
[19:22:09] <Shadowarrior13> No I didn't
[19:22:12] <Shadowarrior13> you all suck
[19:22:13] <Ath> lol
[19:22:18] <Ath> I wub you Shadowarrior13
[19:22:29] <Shadowarrior13> Eat shit, die, and go to hell Ath
[19:22:33] <Shadowarrior13> ^__^
[19:22:44] <Ath> but you're a reverend
[19:22:51] <Ath> you're supposed to lead me to heaven?
[19:22:55] <Shadowarrior13> lol
[19:22:59] <xavier847> The Shadow Circle has a new heirarachy, and a council of elders(14yo elder???)
[19:23:03] <Shadowarrior13> I'm leading you to hell and never back
[19:23:04] <Shadowarrior13> lmao
[19:23:12] <Shadowarrior13> I'M NOT REVEREND LUCIOUS
[19:23:19] <Ath> -not
[19:23:20] <Wil> yes you are
[19:23:38] <^KiwiKid^> lol
[19:23:51] <Shadowarrior13> btw, whoever quotes this gets their nuts cut off psionically
[19:24:08] <^KiwiKid^> Then we'll have to get a girl to quote it, won't we. ;)
[19:24:22] <Ath> I'll quote it
[19:24:25] <Shadowarrior13> She'll get a yeast infection
[19:24:30] <Ath> I'm not afraid of Reverend Lucious
[19:24:36] <Shadowarrior13> Don't fucking do it
[19:24:48] * Wil coughsownedcougns
[19:24:51] <xavier847> what were you thinking when you thought Reverend Lucious sounded like a cool name... especially next to that picture/
[19:24:54] <TachyonXV> Shadowarrior13 youve been loged :)
[19:25:15] <Shadowarrior13> I'm going to cut all of your nuts off
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 16, 2005, 02:31:50 AM
I AM NOT REVEREND LUCIOUS, DAMNIT!!!
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on June 16, 2005, 02:32:11 AM
(continuation from above ;))

[19:25:50] <^KiwiKid^> Gone to get a knife, perhaps? :P
[19:26:01] <xavier847> im off to bed
[19:26:02] <xavier847> night
[19:26:09] * xavier847 has quit IRC (Quit: xavier847)
[19:26:33] <Shadowarrior13> Yes, I have
[19:26:53] <Shadowarrior13> Say bye bye to your twins
[19:27:44] <Wil> Twins? I have triplets.
[19:27:51] <^KiwiKid^> ROFL
[19:27:54] <Shadowarrior13> Say bye to the trio
[19:28:25] <^KiwiKid^> You have to edit what was posted and add this in. ;)
[19:28:26] <Shadowarrior13> Oh no
[19:28:32] <Shadowarrior13> No he did not
[19:28:54] <Shadowarrior13> No he fucking didn't
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Athiril on June 16, 2005, 02:34:52 AM
[19:30:59] <Shadowarrior13> YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
[19:31:06] <^KiwiKid^> Yes, he is.
[19:31:11] <^KiwiKid^> And you are too. :P
[19:31:17] <Shadowarrior13> Oh god
[19:31:21] <Wil> Well if you'll excuse me
[19:31:28] <Shadowarrior13> I'm waiting for a mod to change my title to reverend lucious
[19:31:29] <Wil> I have to go find where Shadowarrior13 burried by triplets
[19:31:31] <Shadowarrior13> lol
[19:31:35] <Shadowarrior13> I'm scared
[19:31:41] <Wil> lol
[19:31:44] <Wil> Sadly I can't :(
[19:31:50] <Shadowarrior13> Biotch :P


edit: Actually that is a good idea, change his title to Reverend Lucious
Title: I knew it!
Post by: Athiril on June 20, 2005, 08:34:33 AM
[01:29:26] <`Rem|AFK> I love you Orthas.
[01:29:45] <Orthas> I love you too `Remakai
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: `Remakai on June 20, 2005, 08:34:36 AM
[16:06:24] <`Remakai> Incoming Orthas! MOVE MOVE MOVE
[16:06:28] <Ath> omg
[16:06:29] * Aziraphale hides
[16:06:30] <Ath> omgomg
[16:06:34] * `Remakai is now known as Rem|Busy
[16:06:35] * Ath is now known as Ath|afk
[16:06:38] <Ath|afk> LOL
[16:06:43] <Ath|afk> I saw him on msn too
[16:06:47] * Aziraphale fades into the shadows
[16:06:11] <DS> WoW
[16:06:47] * Aziraphale is now known as Azi|Hidden
[16:06:47] * DS runs home
[16:06:59] * The_Young_Adept jumps off a cliff
[16:06:11] * `Gemini is now known as `Gemini|Dead
[16:06:16] <Azi|Hidden> hahah
[16:06:17] <`Rem|Busy> That's what I'm talking about.
[16:06:30] <Azi|Hidden> That's usually my suffix...
[16:06:34] * DS is now known as DS|Hospital
[16:06:36] * Orthas has joined #vacademy
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: XIII on June 23, 2005, 01:53:01 AM
<kobok> I thought, "Gee, it would be nice to have a Bush countdown clock", so I google for "Bush clock", and there are a bunch.  ;)
<^KiwiKid^> Heh.
<Aziraphale> hahah
<^KiwiKid^> Heh.
<kobok> http://bushclock.lose.com/ (http://bushclock.lose.com/)
<Shadowarrior13> Good idea...
<kobok> Err, that one is broken.
<Aziraphale> All I need is the time and date he leaves and I could have my Firefox countdown clock count it for me :P
<kobok> http://www.everythingwrong.com/bushclock/ (http://www.everythingwrong.com/bushclock/)
<kobok> That one is correct.
<^KiwiKid^> Well suppposedly he should not finish his whole season..
<Aziraphale> http://www.everythingwrong.com/bushclock/bushclock-breakdown.php (http://www.everythingwrong.com/bushclock/bushclock-breakdown.php)
* kobok sings, "One million eight hundred eighty one thousand eight hundred fifty-one minutes on the wall, one million eight hundred eighty one thousand eight hundred fifty-one minutes.  We'll take one down, and pass it around, one million eight hundred eighty one thousand eight hundred fifty minutes on the wall."
<Shadowarrior13> ROFLMAO
<Aziraphale> rofl
<^KiwiKid^> Lol.
<Shadowarrior13> uoted
<Shadowarrior13> Quoted*
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Natus Denuo on June 23, 2005, 09:35:11 AM
* `God smites Graham
<Graham> GUESS WHO I AM!!!!!!
<Graham> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* `God reloads
<`Remakai> Hey Graham.
<Graham> DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!????!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!
<`Remakai> ThiefDeath? Necrypsys? George Bush?
<Graham> Okay, 'tis I, Necrypsys.
<`God> No, George Bush is busy being my puppet =)
<`Remakai> I know. you have used the name Graham here before.
* `God yawns
<Graham> Indeed, Remakai.
<`Remakai> I can remember now :P
<kobok> `God:  Now we know you're not really God...
<`God> kobok: and why is that?
<Graham> God has nothing to yawn with.
<`Remakai> God never gets low on oxygen :P
<kobok> `God:  Because I can see where the puppet strings lead, and they aren't up.  ;)
<`Remakai> Muwhahah
<`God> Yes he does...look around you..you people are booring =P
--- Graham is now known as Mexican
<`Remakai> Be back soon.
<`God> kobok: I dont *have* to hang around heaven all the time..that's what those lackeys of mine are for >_>
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on June 23, 2005, 03:01:41 PM
[22:58] ^KiwiKid^: Along with that, if someone types ^KiwiKid^ it makes an annoying beep.
[22:58] Crowley: Like this? ^KiwiKid^
[22:58] ^KiwiKid^: ...yes. :P
[22:58] Orthas: ^kiwikid^
[22:58] Orthas: really ^kiwikid^?
[22:58] Crowley: Ahh, so you don't want me to say ^KiwiKid^ then?
[22:58] kobok: ^KiwiKid^:  You know now that we'll be discussing you for the next 4 hours.
[22:58] * ^KiwiKid^ turns volume off.
[22:58] Shadowarrior13: I won't say ^kiwikid^
[22:59] ^KiwiKid^: Solves the problem. ;)
[22:59] * Shadowarrior13 waits...
[22:59] Orthas: I bet you get really annoyed when people say ^kiwikid^ don't you
[22:59] ^KiwiKid^: But I still get curious when my name is mentioned.
[22:59] Orthas: ... ^kiwikid^
[22:59] ^KiwiKid^: Only when the volume is on.
[22:59] Crowley: ^KiwiKid^ is not a word in my vocabulary...
[22:59] Shadowarrior13: I wonder what a ^KiwiKid^ is
[22:59] Orthas: ^kiwikid^ is in mine Crowley
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: Orthas on June 24, 2005, 02:25:41 PM
Crowley: hahaha http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/index.php?t=archives&date=last
Crowley: -[bold]
Crowley: (Helps if you've read the previous few, and know what's going on in general...)
Shadowarrior13: Hehehe
`Remakai: LMAO
BigDave0908: lol
Orthas: AZI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crowley: 0.o
BigDave0908: Do I need to get the tranquilizer gun?
Crowley: I think so...
* BigDave0908 checks the darts . . .
Crowley: Use this mixture
* Crowley hands BigD a mixture
* BigDave0908 smiles and dips the darts
Shadowarrior13: lol
BigDave0908: Maybe the tranquilizer crossbow would be more humane?
Crowley: <_<
Crowley: >_>
BigDave0908: lol
BigDave0908: Okay -- it's officially a dead horse
Crowley: :P
BigDave0908: :D
Crowley: You didn't even get around to shooting him...
Orthas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO
Shadowarrior13: Gah
Crowley: Orthas: Don't please.
BigDave0908: Rats
Orthas: ZEKE IS DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Shadowarrior13 takes the crossbow from Dave and shoots Orthas
Shadowarrior13: There
BigDave0908: lol
Shadowarrior13: Nighty night
BigDave0908: Just about to grab for it myself
Crowley: Orthas: I just asked you not to do that...
* Orthas cries
Orthas: Zeke was great
BigDave0908: What
BigDave0908: Rats
Crowley: You are emotionally attached to a cartoon X-Box robot?...
Orthas: yes
* BigDave0908 slaps my forehead
Crowley: Riiight...
BigDave0908: lol
Orthas: pwned
Title: Poor Silvy needs sleep... desperately...
Post by: Frozen on July 06, 2005, 01:09:07 PM
* Silverdawn changes topic to 'Welcome to The Veritas Academy: http://www.theveritasacademy.net (http://www.theveritasacademy.net) | Stats *Jul 6*: http://www.theveritasacademy.net/stats (http://www.theveritasacademy.net/stats) | 2012 Olympics have gone to London | If you mention Wil, you're BANT.'
<Wil> OMG NOT BANT
* Psychic_Alchemist has joined #vacademy
<Frozen> Psychic: Who's the ninth person on the list?
<Psychic_Alchemist> what list?
<Frozen> The list of people in here.
<Psychic_Alchemist> nice try Roz
<Silverdawn> omg you said Wil
<Silverdawn> no wait
<Silverdawn> No you didn't.
<Frozen> lol
<Frozen> Silver said it!
* Silverdawn was kicked by Silverdawn (NOOO)
* Silverdawn has joined #vacademy
* Silverdawn reaches up to the Ops like a small child trying to get out of the swimming pool.
<`Gemini> <Silverdawn> omg you said ***
<Silverdawn> Gimme Op.
* Wil sets mode: +o Silverdawn
<Silverdawn> Thanks, Wil.
<Psychic_Alchemist> You said it again SD!
<Aziraphale> rofl
<Frozen> LOL
* Silverdawn was kicked by Wil (haha)
<Frozen> He said it again.
* Silverdawn has joined #vacademy
<Frozen> Bahaha.
<Frozen> This is great.
<Silverdawn> People, stop kicking me or I wil get medieval with you.
<Silverdawn> omg I meant WILL
<Silverdawn> WILL
<Silverdawn> Not WIL
<Silverdawn> ...
<Silverdawn> Err.
<solstice> haha
<Aziraphale> Don't scroll Silverdawn ;)
* Silverdawn was kicked by Wil (getting old... really.. it is... not)
* Silverdawn has joined #vacademy
* Silverdawn changes topic to 'Welcome to The Veritas Academy: http://www.theveritasacademy.net (http://www.theveritasacademy.net) | Stats *Jul 6*: http://www.theveritasacademy.net/stats (http://www.theveritasacademy.net/stats) | 2012 Olympics have gone to London | If you mention Aziraphale, you're BANT.'

lol, gotta love our webmaster.
Title: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes
Post by: kakkarot on July 07, 2005, 06:02:17 PM
[07D:07M:19:02:14] <The_Young_Adept> hey is teh bok around
[07D:07M:19:02:15] <The_Young_Adept> ?
[07D:07M:19:10:52] <@kobok> The_Young_Adept:  Yeah, I'm here.
[07D:07M:19:10:59] * The_Young_Adept (The_Young_@e1b95702.nl.d60c751e.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: Goodbye)
[07D:07M:19:11:04] <@kobok> Well fine then.  :)
[07D:07M:19:11:10] <@kobok> I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
[07D:07M:19:11:15] * @kobok thumbs his nose.

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vecna on July 15, 2005, 09:23:16 AM
<@ChezNips> I sure hope Em isnt recording quotes, there are some scary ones there "I haven't met a cow I disliked yet"

 :cow:

~Crowley
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on July 15, 2005, 05:41:34 PM
Heh, I bet that was quoted from Tom Green :P

~kakkarot


EDIT: Here's a quote from the a class #room that's just too good to let go (also, we may just need to rename the thread cause #vacademy is outdated now ;))

* @kobok == hungry, will eat people soon.
(stuff happens)
<@`Gemini> Eat well kobok :)
<Kettle> indeed
<Kettle> eat for all of us
<@kobok> -for
<Kettle> if you're into that sure...
<Kettle> I suppose I'd have to mail you my body parts though
<Kettle> you ok to cover the shipping costs?
* @kobok looks for something more convenient...
<Kettle> good choice
<Kettle> you could eat yourself
<@`Remakai> I highly reccomend it.
<@`Gemini> Cat? :P
<Kettle> Tabby cat?
<Kettle> Caliko?
<Kettle> Honky cat?
<@kobok> Mmmm, cat.
<@kobok> afk
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vacademy ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: beehe on July 18, 2005, 09:55:54 PM
<beehe> hey i have no life my friends are hollow and the one that was passed on so i have no life agan

<Cryo> "Life" is relative.
<Cryo> You don't need a job and friends and a place to live that isn't the street to have a life!

<beehe> well life is a perception  of reality that you tie to yourself to keep you sane 

<Cryo> Infact, whoever designed this "Life" thing made it rather simple, if you can think "I don't have a life", then you must be alive and therefore you actually do have a life and you are a liar.

<beehe> or to have rules to the systtem if any of the rules break down then life must be restablished or it will fade away

<Cryo> Reality is for chumps

<beehe> well life to me is proof of living
<beehe> to me the world seems very false

<Cryo> You are always living!
<Cryo> How is it false?
<Cryo> Its true

<beehe> well as some old chinies guy said "you belive the fish is sad beign wet i belive it is happy so we both belive"

<Cryo> beehe - You just totally blew my mind, man.

<beehe> you are welcome to come and teach still just you don't have to be an mod to make people learn
<beehe> your welcome :-P

<Cryo> Yeah, 'cause knowledge is power!

<beehe> yes it is ^_^
<beehe> with knoledge comes understanding with understanding is peace of mind

i blew someoens mind :-P
 
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkduck on July 21, 2005, 03:17:37 PM
This retarded little piece of hysteria brought to you by Trillis and DD  :cool: it may seem a little stupid to you but it had me in tears laughing at the time :biggrin:

18:00] *** #poop: @Trillis
[18:00] *** #poop was created on Thu Jul 21 18:00:35 2005.
[18:00] *** Darkduck has joined #poop.
[18:00] Darkduck: OMG >_>
[18:01] Trillis: t3h 1336n3ss
[18:01] Trillis: 1336&
[18:01] Trillis: 1337*!
[18:01] Darkduck: Sexay
[18:01] *** Mode change "+o Darkduck" for channel #poop by Trillis.
[18:01] Darkduck: Wow, I'm op at #poop O_o my life is complete now
[18:01] Trillis: We should register this channel..
[18:01] Darkduck: =D
[18:02] Darkduck: I wonder how many retards we can get in here >_>
[18:02] Trillis: yeah
[18:03] Trillis: start pming
[18:03] *** Talyn has joined #poop.
[18:03] Talyn: EEK!!
[18:03] Talyn: Two psychotic mods!!
[18:03] Darkduck: YUO STEPPED IN #POOP!
[18:03] Talyn: RUNS!!
[18:03] *** Talyn has left #poop.
[18:03] Darkduck: LOL :')
[18:04] Darkduck: This SO has to go in the chat quotes =D
[18:04] *** ekiron has joined #poop.
[18:04] Darkduck: WOOT!
[18:04] Trillis: theres one
[18:04] Trillis: lol
[18:04] Trillis: you post it
[18:04] *** ekiron has changed the topic on channel #poop to WTF.
[18:04] Darkduck: ANOTHER ONE STEPPED IN #POOP!        <---- too phunnay XD
[18:05] Trillis: it will make it seem important
[18:05] *** DanielH has joined #poop.
[18:05] DanielH: lolrofl
[18:05] DanielH: omglmao
[18:05] *** DanielH has left #poop.
[18:05] Darkduck: HELL YEAH!
[18:05] Darkduck: This is too much *cries laughing*
[18:06] Darkduck: *tries to copy-pasted* damnit not working O_o howto?
[18:06] Trillis: ...
[18:06] Darkduck: I'm on the chat applet, sue me
[18:06] Trillis: you cant copy and paste!
[18:06] Trillis: YOUR NOT WORTH BEING IN THE PRESENCE OF POOP
[18:06] *** You are now known as Poop.
[18:06] *** Darkduck has been kicked from #poop by Poop: Kick

(omg Poop: kick XD too stupid to be true, just noticed it)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Trillis on July 21, 2005, 08:34:40 PM
omg 1337fuxorz!! that was t3h phunnay.

*teh m0dified highfive*
~DD
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on July 23, 2005, 06:14:45 PM
[09:12 PM] LightLink: quite honestly Sol, I am a pedophile. However both the law, and the fact that the majority of 13 year olds are complete immature idiots, keeps me from even seeking a relationship with anybody younger than myself...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on July 27, 2005, 08:00:21 PM
solstice says:
yay, it woprked.
Sammy gives me hope   says:
O.O
Sammy gives me hope   says:
*worked
solstice says:
Yes 
Sammy gives me hope   says:
"sorry the fingers you have used are too fat"
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on July 27, 2005, 08:05:02 PM
Sammy gives me hope   says:
wtf is Bandersnach?
solstice says:
He's the hunter, who uses a vorpal blade to slay the Jabberwoke 
Sammy gives me hope   says:
that doesn't sound like a poem to me o.o
solstice says:
Look it up.
solstice says:
"twas brilling and the slithey toves, did gyre and gimble in the Wabe.  All mimsey were the burrogoves, did the momeraths outgrabe."
Sammy gives me hope   says:
sounds like something you wrote
solstice says:
it is'nt.
Sammy gives me hope   says:
hehe'
solstice says:
I could write like that, if I wanted.
Sammy gives me hope   says:
you already do
Sammy gives me hope   says:
on the wiki pages
solstice says:
LOL fuck you.
Title: Vivi's Bad Day
Post by: Frozen on July 29, 2005, 08:41:14 PM
<`Gemini> Are you telekinetic?
<Phoul> Lumos answer him
<Vivi> `Gemini, he can spin a psiwheel cockwise.
<Vivi> *clockwise >_>
<Psychic_Alchemist> LMAO!


<Lumos> Wait: Vivi's a gut?
<Lumos> *guy
<`Gemini> Its okay, half of Veritas still thinks I'm a girl too.
<Vivi> People dont generally confuse my gender.
<Psychic_Alchemist> or mine :P
<Lumos> Vivi, I am sorry for calling you a gut.
<Frozen> Vivi: There's a first time for everything, right?
<Phoul> im a guy lol
<Vivi> Frozen, yes.
<`Gemini> I remember the time Rafnul was happy because he thought I was hitting on him or something...
<Psychic_Alchemist> ROFL!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on July 30, 2005, 04:47:09 PM
<Lumos> WHAT!?!
<solstice> she's a she.
<Lumos> Frozen ISN'T a guy!?!
<Lumos> When did this happen? Did he get a sex-change operation?!

...

<Lumos> Alright. To prevent this from happening again: everyone type 'm' if you're a guy, and 'z' if you're a girl.
* Nesjamag has joined #VSociety
<Lumos> m
<DownRodeo> Oh nothing much. I'm tired from working 7 days a week.
<solstice> Mm
<Darkflame> m
<Bobrobyn> 7 days a week?  That seems like a lot.
<Lumos> solstice, does that mean you're a siamese twin?
<solstice> ...
<DownRodeo> Bobrobyn: yes it is xD
<Bobrobyn> Ah well, you must have a lot of money saved up.
<Lumos> No, he doesn't.
<DownRodeo> Bobrobyn: Yes a fair bit, but I owe a lot more for japan xD
<Lumos> Japan rocks!
<DownRodeo> Hopefully yes.
<Lumos> xd
<Bobrobyn> heh
<Lumos> sorry, I meant, :d
<solstice> mf svortzato.
<Wil> z
<Lumos> No music!
<Wil> I mean
<Wil> m
<Lumos> wil is a girl?
<DownRodeo> lol
<solstice> no.
<Wil> Yes I am
<DS> Wil?! NEVER
<Wil> Give me love and gifts
<Lumos> You are?
<DS> LOL
<Wil> And money
<DS> LMFAO
<Lumos> ...and chocolate?
<DownRodeo> And zex???
<Wil> makes me fat
<Wil> I want money
<Wil> And no, keep your weewee to yourself!
<DownRodeo> SEX MAKES YOU FAT? HAHAHA UNLUCKY!
<DS> Infants do that ;)_
<Darkflame> what the? I missed something. O_o
<DownRodeo> Oo MISS THIS BABY
<Lumos> Oh dear.... the subject has turned to this...there's no going back...
* DownRodeo swings his love rod in the air!!!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Frozen on July 30, 2005, 05:55:20 PM
The 2005 1st Annual Gender Confusion Award...

Goes to...


LUMOS!

Here is your special award dog.  :dog:



A sex change operation? Bahaha. I've NEVER heard anything that great before lol. Haha... man, thanks for a good laugh.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Remakai on August 08, 2005, 06:04:48 PM
There's something disturbing about someone feeling that being asked if they've had a sex change operation is "great"..
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on August 10, 2005, 12:59:49 AM
[03:55] <Khayyin> I secretly loved the care bear movie :}
[03:55] <solstice> I dont remember if I saw that.
[03:55] <LadyKalee> I hope that gets quoted
[03:55] <Khayyin> Where they introduced the care Bear Cousins
[03:56] <Khayyin> I'm such a sad little man :}
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on August 11, 2005, 09:38:39 AM
WARNING! X-Chat prevents you from being cool by using teh cool words like teh!

<Things_happen> <kakkarot> <Things_happen> i think i can create sound barriers but i need to do *testes* which i havnt got around to doing :-D <--- XD best. typo. *evar* XD <---- nice typo
<Things_happen> kakkarot i got you back
<kakkarot> Things_happen: it was on purpose. it's like wewt.
<kakkarot> or the
<kakkarot> the
<kakkarot> damnnit >_<
<kakkarot> stupid x-chat. teh

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on August 11, 2005, 06:53:54 PM
[09:45 PM] ThiefDeath: my old college had a giant basket of free condoms in the health services
[09:46 PM] Maverick1: too bad thief never had any occasion to use them...
[09:48 PM] solstice: were you holding out?
[09:49 PM] Maverick1: ?


Wow!  Parhaps our man does not have his head in the gutter 100% of the time :P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Daksa_123 on August 13, 2005, 09:08:11 PM
<Things_happen> milk gives you diarreah when you drink 3/4ths of a gallon of it
<Things_happen> :-D
<Things_happen> really bad diarreah UCK 
<Shadowarrior13> Yay
<Shadowarrior13> My whopper is here
<Things_happen> :-D
<Things_happen> whopper of diarreah
<Phoul> thanks Things_happen  i was gona eat tonight but now im not
<Things_happen> ROFL
*** Phoul has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Things_happen> :-D
<Things_happen> i scared him off


:-D
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on August 14, 2005, 12:09:57 PM
(12:06:56) (Ejji) Ath, you seriously have nude photos?
(12:07:04) (Shadowarrior13) lmfao
(12:07:11) (Shadowarrior13) Wouldn't surprise me
(12:07:11) (Ath|DarkStalkers) Ejji, yep
(12:07:17) (Ejji) SHOW ME!
(12:07:20) (Shadowarrior13) 0_o
(12:07:25) (Ath|DarkStalkers) lol
(12:07:31) (Shadowarrior13) It wouldn't be a pretty sight, Ejji
(12:07:40) (Shadowarrior13) Bullet wounds and herpes everywhere
(12:07:45) (Ath|DarkStalkers) pfft
(12:07:49) (Ath|DarkStalkers) I dont have bullet wounds
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Mobius on August 14, 2005, 02:03:21 PM
[12:10:40] <Ejji> Ath, you seriously have nude photos?
[12:10:49] <Shadowarrior13> lmfao
[12:10:56] <Shadowarrior13> Wouldn't surprise me
[12:10:57] <Ath|DarkStalkers> Ejji, yep
[12:11:02] <Ejji> SHOW ME!
[12:11:06] <Shadowarrior13> 0_o
[12:11:10] <Ath|DarkStalkers> lol
[12:11:17] <Shadowarrior13> It wouldn't be a pretty sight, Ejji
[12:11:25] <Shadowarrior13> Bullet wounds and herpes everywhere
[12:11:30] <Ath|DarkStalkers> pfft
[12:11:34] <Ath|DarkStalkers> I dont have bullet wounds
[12:11:40] <Shadowarrior13> ...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on August 20, 2005, 08:48:23 PM
<Vinncent> Maybe my left hand isn't quite as terrible as I thought. It just feels weird using it.

p.s. to be fair, it isn't as bad as it sounds. I have no idea what they were talking about at the time actually, but tunips were mentioned O_o

<The_Young_Adept> AHH! my turnips have been grated slightly!

Edit: actually it looks like TYA just went insane.

<The_Young_Adept> MY SKIN!
<The_Young_Adept> iT BLEEDS!
<The_Young_Adept> AHHHHHHHHHHH!~!!
<The_Young_Adept> WHY! WHY! AHH! THE PAIN IS EXCRUCIATING!
* Darkflame stabs Adept with a spork
<The_Young_Adept> MY EYE! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
<`Things_happen> YES
<`Things_happen> BLEED
<Vinncent> TYA- You have clearly lost your mind. Was Prophecy's course too much for the old noggin? ;)
* The_Young_Adept squirts eye juice everywhere
<The_Young_Adept> possibly.....
* The_Young_Adept preformes the lbrp and goes mad
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Frozen on August 21, 2005, 04:38:23 PM
<Vinncent> Hey look, we got the Triforce gathered all here. Take can be Power, Gem can be Wisdom, and I can be Lag.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on August 24, 2005, 08:41:15 PM
[11:37 PM] Eagleon: It was one of our members, and it was a work in progress. Bleh. I think it might have been TakeV.
[11:37 PM] *** TakeV (TakeV@89decf49.rochester.res.14056255.com.hmsk) has joined #vsociety
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Biznut on August 31, 2005, 11:44:59 AM
<Mayanthe666th> I'm sure DD is a loser in real life

*cough*
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TheThing on August 31, 2005, 11:50:41 AM
Please don't hurt me darkduck. :o
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on September 01, 2005, 04:22:12 PM
<DownRodeo> You cannot beat me, I am a Ninasamurai!
<Shadowarrior13> ninasamurai?
<DownRodeo> *cough*"Watergate"*cough*
<Shadowarrior13> wtf?
<Shadowarrior13> Hehehe
<DownRodeo> NINJA*
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Smiffy on September 02, 2005, 03:45:41 PM
* `Remakai sacrifices `Calbane to Crowley, God of @



* Bad_moon slaps Crowley around a bit with a large trout
* Memnoch snatches the trout from the hands of Bad_moon and throws it back into the river. Trout number 332 saved!
* Bad_moon hides
<Crowley> Fool...
<Bad_moon> lol
<`Calbane> hey nobody around here is allowed to slap crowley around
<`Calbane> except me
<`Calbane> he's my bitch
<Crowley> Pardon?...
<`Calbane> you're excused, just don;t do it again
<Bad_moon> lol
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on September 02, 2005, 10:50:35 PM
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![01:48] <kobok> TakeV!!!  No more cupcakes!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vecna on September 03, 2005, 12:46:37 PM
[03/09/2005 20:41:57] <Shadowarrior13> So, Bob. Where was it you told me to move?
[03/09/2005 20:42:51] <PirateBoB> shadow: The pits of hell? I don't recall telling you to move anywhere :P
[03/09/2005 20:42:57] <@Crowley> hahaha
[03/09/2005 20:43:18] <Shadowarrior13> Yes you did :P
[03/09/2005 20:43:24] <@Crowley> He's not moving anywhere near me, tell him to go elsewhere, kak!...
[03/09/2005 20:43:31] <Shadowarrior13> You told me to move where you lived :P
[03/09/2005 20:43:43] <PirateBoB> Oh, alberta then.
[03/09/2005 20:43:47] <Shadowarrior13> Heh
[03/09/2005 20:43:58] <Shadowarrior13> Something about everyone being stoners...
[03/09/2005 20:44:12] <Shadowarrior13> Don't worry, I'm still clean Crowley :P
[03/09/2005 20:44:21] <PirateBoB> and solstice is looking to marry someone in canada so he can move here and become a citizen. *looks at shadowwarrior with a sadistic gleam in his eye*
[03/09/2005 20:44:29] * @Crowley throws away the frown he was about to use
[03/09/2005 20:44:30] <Shadowarrior13> ...
[03/09/2005 20:44:33] <@Crowley> lol
[03/09/2005 20:44:42] * Shadowarrior13 moves behind Crowley
[03/09/2005 20:44:44] <PirateBoB> On a completely 'nother note, same-sex marriages are legal in canada >.>
[03/09/2005 20:44:48] <@Crowley> :P
[03/09/2005 20:44:53] <Shadowarrior13> lol
[03/09/2005 20:45:23] <Talyn> PirateBoB: Yeah, that's nice... But what does that have to do with anything? solstice is a female anyway...

~Crowley
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Natus Denuo on September 05, 2005, 12:39:00 AM
<Natus> I love Al Pacino's movies =P
<DanielH> Al Pacino is cool
<milesguidon> i like al pacino in Scarface, because im every hip hop artist/rapper/basketball player that MTV Cribs ever did an episode on.
<DanielH> Cribs?
<Natus> LOL
<Natus> hahahaha
<Natus> that's worthy of the quote thread =P
<milesguidon> yeah. its sad, really.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Natus Denuo on September 09, 2005, 11:56:07 AM
Kobok is pursuing a career in stand up now...


<Natus> `Gemini: How have you been lately?
<`Gemini> Well enough. Hurt my back somehow during workout the other day, so not exactly in the best of moods, but alright.
<`Gemini> Yourself?
<Natus> Ah; that's happened to me before too, not very fun.
<Natus> I'm pretty good, waiting on some new guitar stuff to be sent in the mail...I hate when UPS is late with stuff...which just happens to be a good 80% of the time, here anyway.
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<`Gemini> Really, I've found they tend to be early. Where do you live?
<Natus> lol I paid an extra 20$ for it to get shipped overnight...now it's been 3 days since I made that order =P
<Natus> I live in Cleveland, Ohio
<kobok> `Gemini:  For me, UPS usually marks packages as "tried to deliver 3 times" without ever trying to deliver them, and sits them in the warehouse waiting for me to come pick them up.
<kobok> `Gemini:  I never miss an opportunity to choose USPS, given the choice.
<kobok> Hopefully that's just a regional problem though.
<`Gemini> Natus -- Surely you're due for a refund?
<`Gemini> kobok -- Thats amusing, because our USPS can be up to a week late. :)
<Natus> `Gemini: Yeah, but I'm not so much concerned with that as I am with getting my new guitar stuff.
<Natus> kobok: EXACTLY what usually happens to my stuff =\
<kobok> Natus:  Then I guess it's not so regional...
<`Gemini> Odd.
<Natus> I just find it ironic that I paid extra for it to come the next day, and it's been 3.5 days since I ordered the stuff.
<Natus> So much for overnight shipping I guess...
<`Gemini> I'd imagine overnight on something of that weight would be pretty steep.
<kobok> `Gemini:  The only problem I have with USPS is that they just hired some new boneheaded carrier a few months ago who will put new mail in the mailbox every day, but only takes the outgoing mail half of the time.
<DanielH> heh, I usually get my packages on time. I pick "Next day delivery" though
<Natus> =\
<`Gemini> kobok -- Way to get late payments...
<Natus> LOL
<kobok> DanielH:  If I get to pick, I just pick USPS and then have no problem.  (Not to mention, it's usually cheaper.)
<kobok> `Gemini:  Yeah, quite a few times I've had to drive my outgoing mail to the post office to avoid such.
<DanielH> I think I usually go with FedEx or UPS... I pay the extra though
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<Natus> Yeah, but this company only had UPS and USPS air mail (which would have costed an extra 50$ to ship my new guitar, cables, strings and amp).
<Cray-on-> kobok got any chi excersice to eliminate colds?
<kobok> $50?  Do they deliver it directly by helicopter?
<DanielH> lol
<`Gemini> Maybe its by catapult.
<Guest443> fuck you all fuckfaces!
<kobok> Cray-on-:  I have psi exercises to take care of colds, but they require a good bit of developed skill.
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<`Gemini> Aw, just missed.
<kobok> Guest443:  You will use respect in here, or you will...  nevermind.
<Cray-on-> ill just drink jolt then
<kobok> Cray-on-:  Uh, I doubt caffeine will help much.
<kobok> Get some tea instead.
<Cray-on-> jolt tastes good
<TakeV> So does tea
<Natus> lmao
<Natus> I think it's cause the guitar is 16 or so pounds...and the amp is about 30-40 pounds.
<Natus> At least that's what the store said.
<DanielH> My rifle weighed about 9lbs. No way that it can be that heavy
<Natus> I doubt the guitar's weight...but I wouldn't be surprised if the amp was that heavy.
<Natus> The amp is probably why it's so expensive to ship
<kobok> A guitar requires more heavy packaging than a rifle would require.
<Natus> *nod*
<DanielH> I'm talking about the objects weight when held in hand... not when packaged up. The extra weight is only because of package I wouldn't be surprised
<kobok> Ever hold a colonial rifle?  Those beasts have some weight...
<Natus> o_0...the UPS truck just drove by, skipped my house...=(
<DanielH> Nah. Just random stuff and my M16 (which I want back)
<kobok> Natus:  Well, he tried.  No one was home.
<Natus> =P
<kobok> Natus:  Maybe you didn't hear him knock as he drove past.
<Natus> kobok: You're funny, ever consider a career in stand up? =P
<Natus> >_>
* kobok stands up.
* kobok is not receiving money.
<DanielH> Boo
<DanielH> Your other stuff was funny
* ^KiwiKid^ throws a tomato at kobok
<Natus> =P
* TakeV sells more tomatos to ^KiwiKid^
* kobok goes into business with TakeV.
* Natus gets kobok in trouble for insider trading >_>
<kobok> So, did you hear the one about the magician who had trouble counting to six?  He couldn't get six points onto his pentagram.  Har har har.
<Natus> OMFG LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAHAHA
<^KiwiKid^> Heh
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<kobok> Is this thing on?
<kobok> ;)
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<kobok> Ducking by metamorphosis.  Clever.
<Crowley> Greetings all.
<Crowley> One of my talents. ;)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 10, 2005, 09:17:14 PM
<Vertias_Hobo>whenever i get them i go to sleep
<Shadowx089>thats also from the same reason
<Vertias_Hobo>is it on your left eye?
<Takemigrane>right
<Shadowx089>or right?
<Takemigrane>i cant sleep with a head ache
<Vertias_Hobo>oh mine are always on the left
<Shadowx089>he must be left eyed
<Vertias_Hobo>what did you do differnt today?
<Shadowx089>thats why its on his right
<Shadowx089>my eyes are messed up
<Vertias_Hobo>im putting that in huor quotes
<Vertias_Hobo>*humor
 :biggrin:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on September 13, 2005, 06:58:52 PM

This is momentus:

[09:56 PM] kobok: Oh, right, nevermind.  I did something stupid.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Smiffy on September 14, 2005, 02:43:48 PM
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<Shadowarrior13> Hey sexy
<Phoul> ohhhhhhh
* `Calbane hands roz a cow
<Talyn> Hey Roz
* Talyn holds Shadowarrior13
* `Calbane stabs sw13
<Crowley> Hiya, Frozen. How are you?
* `Calbane highfives taly
<Forg> Heya frozen
<Talyn> Teamwork `Calbane
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on September 14, 2005, 03:51:35 PM
<kobok> The most effective way to survive a lightning strike if you happen to be in the region where one is about to strike, is to bend over at the waist so that your butt is highest in the air, and fold your arms across your chest, making sure that neither your hands nor your head are touching the ground.
<kobok> Then the lightning travels through your legs and out your ass without hurting any major organs.  You will be an unhappy camper, but you will have a higher chance of surviving than if it strikes you in any other part of your body.
<Veritas_Hobo> haha kobok id rather die then have lighting fire out my ass! ;)

(Edit:  Uh, your "copy and paste" somehow added about 20 typos, so I fixed it to match the actual log.)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on September 15, 2005, 01:01:20 AM
TakeV: That is probably the best quote EVER!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on September 15, 2005, 04:20:15 PM
[19:17] <`Gemini> I'd like to see kobok incarnated in a furby.
[19:17] <Frozen> I was getting out of fourth grade. Grandmothers celebrate everything...
[19:18] <Frozen> That would be... O.O
[19:18] <Vinncent> Not much of a change, probably.
[19:18] <TakeV> That would be the furby god. :P
[19:18] <Vinncent> Although someone would probably steal him. Then he'd pass from person to person like the One Ring.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on September 29, 2005, 07:48:07 AM
<kobok> ^KiwiKid^:  Hey, look in the other window.
* kobok grabs Kiwi's pizza while he's looking elsewhere, and runs.
<^KiwiKid^> Lol.
<^KiwiKid^> Sad thing is that worked :P
<Talyn> It's a rarety to see kobok doing such things
<kobok> Talyn:  Pizza calls for desperate measures.
<^KiwiKid^> I should be honoured :P
<Talyn> Hey, kobok, could you check and see if there's something in the CP, I think my PM folder might have a bug or something
* Talyn grabs the pizza while kobok's looking elsewhere, and runs
<kobok> Talyn:  How many message pages do you have?
<kobok> Doh.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on September 29, 2005, 02:25:56 PM
XD kobok is a pizza theif thats were the worlds pizzas go....

Beehe: how many times do i have to tell you.... don't attempt to block a bullet with your mind....
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Smiffy on October 04, 2005, 02:50:41 AM
kobok's probably reverting to silly stuff since i'm not there to it.
man i need to get broadband. then i can get online anytime, instead of during college breaktime.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on October 08, 2005, 07:41:50 PM
<Silver_Archer> Beh. There was an Earthquake in Pakistan and now people fear a Tsunami. The Epicentre is like in the OTHER direction morons!
<Thunderguy> When was the earthquake?
<Silver_Archer> Yesterday
<Shadowarrior13> What was the best final fantasy for SNES out of 6, 5, and 4?
<Silver_Archer> 7.5
<Shadowarrior13> You suck.
<Silver_Archer> I ment the quak.
<Silver_Archer> e
<Silver_Archer> I care not for yor Final Fantasy version
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on October 15, 2005, 01:50:33 PM
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Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on October 19, 2005, 04:32:33 PM
<Veritas_Hobo> shadowarrior13: Catabolist kneeled and whipped himself
<Catabolist>!Sorry!
<Veritas_Hobo> now he says "!sorry!"
*Catabolist gives Shadowarrior13 a beer
<Shadowarrior13>He's staying ignored for a while.
<Shadowarrior13>because he's a buttface
<Veritas_Hobo>"Carabolist gives Shadowarrior13 a beer"
<Veritas_Hobo>Shadowarrior13: lol !
*Catabolist gives another beer to Shadowarrior13
<Veritas_Hobo>"He's a buttface"? hahaha thats great!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on October 31, 2005, 08:50:35 AM
<Gemini> http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/28/mistaken.suicide.ap/index.html <- You know life sucks when you commit suicide in a public place and nobody notices or cares ;p
<Talyn> Well, technically speaking if you've committed suicide, you'll be dead, so I think you might have other things on your mind :P
<Silver_Archer> Is it too much to ask people to kill themselves properly?
<^KiwiKid^> Mistaken for halloween decoration...
<Talyn> There is of course, the Darwin Award's urban legend about the ultimate suicide mishap
<Talyn> A guy wants to commit suicide, so he devises what he thinks is a fool-proof plan to do it, using every major method. He finds a cliff that's above a very cold river that would easily give him hypothermia if he managed to survive the fall and drowning, ties a rope with a noose around his neck around a nearby tree, drinks poison and has a gun ready in his hand
<Thalog> yeah, why does everyone commit suicide in such stupid ways? all you need is a gun. It's fast, efficient, and tells liberals to go fuck themselves
<Talyn> He jumps off, and fires the gun, misses, hits the rope which prevents him hanging himself, falls into the river, survives, vomits up the poison and by a sheer stroke of "luck", the coastguard saw it happen and managed to "rescue him"
<Silver_Archer> That sounds too hilarious to be true.
<Gemini> hahahaha
<^KiwiKid^> rofl
<Silver_Archer> Is it TOO much to ask people to kill themselves properly?
<Talyn> Silver_Archer: I don't know if it was ever confirmed...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on October 31, 2005, 10:46:12 AM
Aha! Mwahaha! Here's that quote thread.

from a few days ago:

<Veritas_Hobo> Gemini where you refering to me, when you were talking  about oxymorons?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on November 01, 2005, 06:39:10 PM
Aha! Mwahaha! Here's that quote thread.

from a few days ago:

<Veritas_Hobo> Gemini where you refering to me, when you were talking  about oxymorons?

Lol, Its okay Gem, i know you weren't,  :biggrin: :HA!: :HA!: :HA!:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on November 08, 2005, 07:29:35 PM
<kobok> If I were dictator they would be.  I haven't consumed an illegal drug in my life, but I would still support their legalization simply for the practical benefits.
<vashts> I elect no dictators.
<Shadowarrior13> I can imagine you as a dictator :P
<vashts> Unless they happen to be me.
<Shadowarrior13> And then Crowley rebelling and trying to overthrow you...
<vashts> Pogo Anarchists for life.
<Shadowarrior13> Then there'd be a big psionic showdown at the end, where someone hangs off of a building.
* Shadowarrior13 jots down script ideas
<vashts> And a giant chicken fight.
<kobok> Shadowarrior13:  That'd be a short lived rebellion.  All I'd have to do is pass a law making rebellion illegal, and Crowley would give up.  ;)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on November 11, 2005, 08:38:13 PM
First off, I love to mess with the bots ;)

<Veritas_Hobo> ? bot-buddies
-Emanation- I don't know about bot-buddies.
<solstice> Oh no you did'nt
<Veritas_Hobo> Don't deny your knowledge Emanation
<solstice> He don't kiss and tell.
<Veritas_Hobo> lol
<Veritas_Hobo> "I don't know anything about bot-buddies" <---- Liar!!!
<solstice> HE's kobok's secret.



>>> later


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<Veritas_Hobo> ? your dirty little secrets
<Shadowarrior13> Friggin' computer
-Emanation_ I don't know about your dirty little secrets.
<solstice> lol
<Veritas_Hobo> LOL
<Shadowarrior13> I hate that song so much.
<solstice>HAHAH
<solstice> Good timming.
<Shadowarrior13> ?
<Veritas_Hobo> haha
<solstice> this is the golden age.
<Veritas_Hobo> so true :)
Title: Chat room quotes Mk.II
Post by: TakeV on November 24, 2005, 06:00:10 PM
Well, the other chatroom quotes thread droped off the earth, so... here is part two.

 <kakkarot> geez takev, you couldn't even add a quote when you created it? :P
Title: Re: Chat room quotes Mk.II
Post by: kakkarot on November 24, 2005, 06:52:13 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Heh, JoeT said he was smarter than me, so we started debating. I just pwned him.
<kakkarot> what was the debate about?
<Shadowarrior13> kak: I truly have no clue.
<kakkarot> then how did you own him?
<Shadowarrior13> First on the meanings of psi and psychism, the differences, and now that they aren't scientifically proven.
<kakkarot> shadow: that the meanings/definitions aren't scientifically proven, or that the effects/abilities aren't scientifically proven?
<Shadowarrior13> The abilities.
<Shadowarrior13> He said they weren't, I proved him wrong/
<TDCHQ> wow youre almost elite
<TDCHQ> youre at like 1120 / 1137
<TDCHQ> *1120 / 1337
<TDCHQ> keep up the good work


well, seems td isn't quite up to par either ;)

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on November 25, 2005, 12:15:17 AM
Hmm.  By some quirk, the chatroom quotes thread still existed, but was simply not being listed.  I found it again, and by posting in it again I was able to bump it back into the observable universe.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on November 25, 2005, 06:34:09 AM
O_o'
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on November 25, 2005, 04:24:48 PM
yay for kobok and his ability to completely rearrange the (virtual) universe with his ever impressive (virtual) omnipotence :D

thanks kobok ^_^

rather than creating a new post, I'll just edit this one in here

<SleepWalker> something keeps walkin past my window
<@Aziraphale> Aha! I return!
<Talyn> Rofl, that was amazing timing
<SleepWalker> not him

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on November 29, 2005, 04:00:50 PM
[29D:11M:17:06:37] <Phoul> .bible genisis 1:1
[29D:11M:17:06:45] <Phoul> How do you use the bible setting?
[29D:11M:17:06:56] <Catabolist> It's broking.
[29D:11M:17:07:03] <@kobok> Phoul:  http://www.biblegateway.com
[29D:11M:17:07:33] <Phoul> The bible isnt broken in Emanation is it?
[29D:11M:17:07:37] -> *Emanation* .bible genesis 1:1
[29D:11M:17:07:43] <kakkarot> .bible genesis 1:1
[29D:11M:17:07:44] -Emanation- |The Bible| Books: .bible <books/nt/ot> - show all/new testament/old testament
[29D:11M:17:08:14] <Phoul> .bible genesis 1:1
[29D:11M:17:08:23] <Phoul> -_-
[29D:11M:17:08:33] <kakkarot> don't look at me. i didn't tell you to try it :P
[29D:11M:17:08:37] <Phoul> lol
[29D:11M:17:08:46] <Phoul> I just wanna know how to open up a passage...
[29D:11M:17:09:05] <kakkarot> .bible genesis
[29D:11M:17:09:06] -Emanation- |The Bible| Usage: .bible <book> <chapter:verse> | .bible <books/nt/ot> - show all/new testament/old testament
[29D:11M:17:09:12] <Phoul> .bible genesis
[29D:11M:17:09:17] <kakkarot> .bible genesis 1 1
[29D:11M:17:09:18] -Emanation- |The Bible| Usage: .bible <book> <chapter:verse> | .bible <books/nt/ot> - show all/new testament/old testament
[29D:11M:17:09:22] <Phoul> .bible genesis 1 1
[29D:11M:17:09:25] <Phoul> -_-
[29D:11M:17:09:29] -> *emenation* .bible genesis 1 1
[29D:11M:17:09:44] <kakkarot> quite copying it then. i'm not telling you how to do it, i'm checking for myself
[29D:11M:17:09:52] <Phoul> lol
[29D:11M:17:09:53] <Phoul> :P
[29D:11M:17:09:56] -> *emenation* .bible genesis 1:1
[29D:11M:17:10:28] <@Crowley> ? help
[29D:11M:17:10:29] <Emanation> help: FAQ Script: ? <word> - Google Search: .google <search> - Currency Converter: .cur <ammount> <from> <to> - Weather: .weather <city and state or zip and/or country> - Math Conversions (For Full List): !convert - Seen Script: .seen <nickname> - Staff bios: .staff <Staff Name>
[29D:11M:17:10:31] <Emanation> help: **Note: Using any of the above commands excessively can result in you being booted from the channel. **
[29D:11M:17:10:32] <kakkarot> http://www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0101.htm there. that's what you type, but into your webbrowser, phoul :)
[29D:11M:17:10:46] <Phoul> err i dont wanna go there i wanna get it working on da bot
[29D:11M:17:10:49] <Phoul> ima keep tryin
[29D:11M:17:10:58] <Phoul> .bible genesis 11
[29D:11M:17:11:03] <kakkarot> ./join #vpractice
[29D:11M:17:11:03] <@Crowley> It doesn't appear to be on the bot anymore...
[29D:11M:17:11:22] <@Crowley> .bible genesis 1:1
[29D:11M:17:11:28] <@Crowley> .bible nt genesis 1:1
[29D:11M:17:11:32] <@Crowley> Err

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Sabrina on December 03, 2005, 06:33:48 PM
<Trillis__> This talk about penis is making me want to eat
*** Kendamu is now known as Gamedamu
<Trillis__> eave*
<Trillis__> leave*
<Trillis__> ....>>
<Trillis__> Quote that and die

told u it will be quoted!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: ChezNips on December 03, 2005, 07:25:48 PM
[20:31] <Trillis__> I've got to go.
[20:31] <Trillis__> This talk about penis is making me want to eat
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Adept on December 03, 2005, 08:47:47 PM
<solstice> I just accidently spat on the keyboard.
<Gemini> Charming.
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<Silver_Archer> Spill proof?
<solstice> my face is not spill proof.
<Silver_Archer> the keyboard solstice. The keyboard. Is it spill proof?
<solstice> It's made of plastic.
<Silver_Archer> Forget I said anything.
<solstice> lol
<solstice> No, it is not.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Trillis on December 04, 2005, 09:35:36 AM
har har. Exploit my mistakes! :-o!  :elephant:

lol It was an accident.. >.>
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Adept on December 04, 2005, 05:57:45 PM
ROFL Trills. That was great.

<Zake> "Sure, I'll help you in your big get-rich-quick by telling the future scheme, as long as you give me a share of the prophets." :)
<Mindwarp> Prophets? Are you manufacturing Jesuses?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Sabrina on December 06, 2005, 05:14:06 PM
<kendamu> have you ever forgotten that you had to take a crap?

lol
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Kyo on December 07, 2005, 10:42:00 PM
   *   `kyo hums ghostbuster theme....
   Gemini   Its pretty catchy.
   ^KiwiKid^   heh
   ^KiwiKid^   That was on a few minutes ago...I hate it :P
   ^KiwiKid^   the radio*
   Gemini   WHAT?!
   `kyo   ....what?
   Gemini   Thats got to be, like, one of the most awesome songs ever.
   `kyo   is bahrani radio known for playing old theme songs?
   Gemini   hahaha
   ^KiwiKid^   Lol. Not always
   ^KiwiKid^   occasionally though..
   `kyo   teenage mutant ninja turtles ever?
   ^KiwiKid^   I think once.
   ^KiwiKid^   As well as jungle book stuff, and sesame street in the morning, lol
   ^KiwiKid^   not often, but a few times
   `kyo   O_o
   `kyo   this entire chat is getting quoted.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on December 09, 2005, 10:25:22 PM
<Wil> Treatise on Elemental Magic... 50 pages of pure genius on a stick.

:)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Kyo on December 11, 2005, 03:34:46 PM
   Shadowarrior13   I am not a food!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TheThing on December 13, 2005, 12:47:56 PM
<Crowley> Children...
<Mayanthe666th> Your not my real dad.
<Shadowarrior13> Yes I am.
<Wil> Crowley is jellous
<Wil> jeallous
<Shadowarrior13> Crowley is jello!
<Mayanthe666th> Yah.
* Mayanthe666th get a spoon
* Crowley raises an eyebrow
<Mayanthe666th> Ewwwwwwwwww there a eyebrow in this jello.
<Shadowarrior13> Hehehe
<Shadowarrior13> "Waiter, there's a Crowley in my jello!"
<Gemini> What on bloody earth.
<Mayanthe666th> I'm quoting this.
<Shadowarrior13> New, Aleister Jello!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on December 13, 2005, 07:00:30 PM
* Jedi_Princess has joined #vsociety
<Jedi_Princess> hi
<kakkarot> Hi Jedi. Sorry, but the princess is in another castle XD
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on December 13, 2005, 07:23:24 PM
<Rafnul> The amount of bandwidth available during finals week is amazing
<Rafnul> If only I was one of those poor saps who was participating in the ritual known as finals
<kakkarot> If only? What are you, crazy?
<Rafnul> Well
<Rafnul> I'm goign to pass one class this term
<Rafnul> with a 60 percent if I am lucky
<kakkarot> you'll fail all the rest?
<Rafnul> Well, I didn't go for the last 3 months
<Rafnul> so, yeah.
<Rafnul> I mean, I assume I'm going to fail, having skipped midterms and all.
<TDCHQ> yay Rafnul can come join me in the southwest virginian mountains of college failure
<Vinncent> That probably wasn't such a hot idea.
<Rafnul> Of coruse it wasn't
<Rafnul> I messed up, made bad decisions.
<Rafnul> $6000 worth of bad decisions.
<Cryo> You should do a commercial for fox, or an after school special.
<kakkarot> Did you save a bunch of money on your car insurance?
<Rafnul> Actually I did
<Rafnul> I switched to Geico 1 month ago.

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on December 15, 2005, 02:54:38 PM
<Sekmet> ahhh I wish I'd known how to properly spell Sekhmet.
<Sekmet> chat name must be tweaked sooner or later.
<Creature> I think you and I are the only ones here (from the research group). That's ok, though.  Next time we'll schedule the thing a little more in advance.
<Sekmet> yeah... wow.
<Crowley> Sekmet: Type "/nick Sekhmet"
<Creature> Skhemet, I believe
<Sekmet> Sekmet is efficient "/nick Sekhmet"
<Sekmet> "/nick Sekhmet"
<Crowley> Without the "
<Creature> Don't use quotes
<Sekmet> hell underworld is different
<Sekmet> lol... /nick Sekhmet
<Crowley> At the start of the line. ;)
<Sekmet> dammit...
*** Sekmet is now known as Sekhmet
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Smiffy on December 16, 2005, 04:45:33 PM
This was too good to pass up!

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<LadyKalee> team work baby
<Falcon> hey creature
<`Calbane> hey creature
<Creature> Hello!
<LadyKalee> hey woman
<`Calbane> what has sol arrived?
<Falcon> GIRL POWER!
<LadyKalee> hahaha
<`Calbane> he he, couldn't resist
<Falcon> rofl
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Sabrina on December 20, 2005, 10:35:33 AM
<SleepWalker> why are you always naked?
<spellcaster> im not!

sorry couldnt resist
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on December 23, 2005, 10:55:16 AM
<Nazukarr>What's Afk mean?
<Gaia_Beehe>Away from computer
<Gaia_Beehe>AFK
<Nazukarr>Ah, mkay
<kakkarot>Away from Keyboard
*Nazukarr reads the bible in ebonics
<Veritas_Hobo> Stupid Beehe. :p
<Makkalor> ebonics means what?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on December 24, 2005, 03:03:47 PM
<Crowley> Hah, faster than j00!
Crowley spoke haxor! :D
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on December 31, 2005, 01:14:07 PM
<Kendamu_clone> Yeah its hard to keep a cult content  trust me serin chaos its hard
<Froese> Maybe I should claim I'm an angel...or something original like that.
<Froese> ...did he just call me sarin chaos?
<Kendamu> No.  Serin
*** Froese is now known as SereneChaos
*** SereneChaos is now known as Froese
* Froese poofs
<Kendamu_clone> Ohh SereneChaos
<Kendamu_clone> sorry
<Froese> I am NOT a toxic nerve gas, thank you very much.
<Kendamu> Fro, you could just claim to be from the 7th Dimension.
* Froese strokes his beard
<Kendamu_clone> Froese sorry I said that jsut to get the goverment to record ourt chat
<Froese> intriguing.
<Kendamu_clone> our*
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<Kendamu_clone> XD
<FBI> We were already listening.
<Orthas> lol
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<Froese> Wtf!
<Kendamu> Cool.
<Kendamu_clone> quoting
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Falcon on January 01, 2006, 08:00:42 PM
<Falcon> Why am I called Flacon?
<LightLink> We're all living in Amerikia...Amerika...ist wunderbar!
<LightLink> I call you flacno.
<Falcon> America ist gut
<Falcon> yea but why
* TakeV has quit IRC (Quit: Signs of life. Somewhere.)
<LightLink> Coca-cola wonderbra!
<LightLink> Im quoteing a song flacno.
<Falcon> why is my name spelt wrong
<LightLink> Because you are infamouse for spelling badly.
<Falcon> answer it bitch!!!
<Falcon> thank you
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<Falcon> and it's infamous
<nm]knife> lawl

I corrceted his spelling, now he shall be called Litghinkl!!!!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on January 02, 2006, 03:19:14 AM
Is there not some part of you that thinks me may have done it on purpose?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on January 04, 2006, 07:36:09 AM
Double post... *GASP*


Falcon: hey
Talyn: Why not just change your default name?
Falcon: because I don't get mod status in the other room
Memnoch: That's what you think...
Falcon: hey crowley
Talyn: You CAN have it changed so you do...
Falcon: yea i know but i can't be bothered
Memnoch: How does one mispell Memnoch as Crowley, I wonder...
Talyn: He is Flacon...
Memnoch: True.
Falcon: well i know its you more than likly
Talyn: You'd like to lick him?
Falcon: ?
Talyn: *likely
Falcon: owell
Talyn: *Oh well
Falcon: BEER!
Talyn: *I'm a retard
Falcon: hahaha
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 07, 2006, 11:21:38 PM
[11:36] <Darkflame> what is sorry?
[11:36] <Shadowarrior13> ...YOU DON'T KNOW?
[11:36] <Shadowarrior13> You better be english.
[11:37] <Darkflame> ...sorry :p

Minutes before playing:

[11:44] <Vinncent> What's the hold-up?
[11:44] <Shadowarrior13> DF is the hold up :P
[11:44] <Vinncent> That's because no one lives in Australlia. Except for Tsu.
[11:44] <Shadowarrior13> XD
[11:44] <NathanE> and Darkflame
[11:44] <NathanE> And the kangaroos
[11:44] <Darkflame> and Australian Warrior >_>
[11:44] <Shadowarrior13> Just 2 people in australia.
[11:44] <Vinncent> Well then DF, watch out for Tsu. He knows ninjitsu. ;)
[11:44] <Shadowarrior13> Fine, 3 people.

I had no idea how bad that sounded until just now. Maybe what they say about aussies is true...

[11:47] <Shadowarrior13> Hurry up, damn.
[11:47] <Darkflame> ahh! wtf, I'm being bombarded by french or spanish popups about what I think is a Green Card or something
[11:47] <Shadowarrior13> 0_o
[11:47] <Shadowarrior13> Man, that thing about aussies being slower than everyone else is true..XD
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: SleepWalker on January 09, 2006, 04:46:51 AM
I think you will find we are 9 and a half hours faster then you.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on January 09, 2006, 08:45:43 AM
[22:10] <Memnoch> Please stop scrolling and try to write thoughts on one line, Orthas
[22:10] * Falcon slaps trout on to frying pan then goes to eat it
[22:10] * Memnoch snatches the trout from the hands of Falcon and throws it back into the river. Fish number 87 saved!
[22:10] <Falcon> hey that was my dinner
[22:11] <Falcon> i had already cooked it
[22:13] * Orthas smacks memnoch with a rather large trout
[22:14] <Orthas> hmm thought it was an auto reply
[22:14] <Silver_Archer> haHA! priceless
[22:14] <Silver_Archer> and quoted.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on January 09, 2006, 08:52:06 AM
* Silver_Archer slap trout
* Silver_Archer slaps trout
* Silver_Archer slaps a trout
DownRodeo: I'm getting you done orthas! I'm telling my mum!
* Memnoch snatches the trout from the hands of Silver_Archer and throws it back into the river. Fish number 89 saved!
* Memnoch snatches the trout from the hands of Silver_Archer and throws it back into the river. Fish number 88 saved!
Talyn: O_o'
DownRodeo: ahaha
Talyn: Wait, how did it go DOWN?!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on January 09, 2006, 10:04:11 AM
Well, it wasn't in the chatroom, but instead it was in a forums post where Schifu said
Quote
I can't say I havn't gone one fight where I havn't atleast used vaseline...
http://forums.vsociety.net/topic/7351.msg84908#msg84908 XD

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on January 09, 2006, 03:34:45 PM
* Crowley rolls his eyes
* Shadowarrior13 rolls Crowleys eyes
* Falcon shoots eyeballs
* kakkarot stabs crowley's eyes to the table with toothpicks
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: DownRodeo on January 09, 2006, 06:57:05 PM
"oh god, are you guys talking about a multiplayer sims game? am I reading that right, or am I on crack and should this idea never be mentioned to the world at large?"

Uttered by the lord Kakkarot.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on January 10, 2006, 09:50:49 AM
Damn you, DownRodeo! You've set our planet's course on an inescapable path of sims-y doom! >_<

Just remember everyone, when the day of Reckoning comes, I wanted this idea squelched :P

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: DownRodeo on January 10, 2006, 01:55:29 PM
It was too funny to let go, even the fate of the planet could not override the need to quote that, I pray, after the wars this causes that we will go gently into the dark vacuum of space.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on January 10, 2006, 02:11:05 PM
Despite the fact that I myself said quoted, this was actually not intentional. I only said quoted because I pissed myself afterwards...

Shadowarri: Weird Al is awesome
Wombo: I love Amish Paradise.
Shadowarri: I know every single word to it :P
Talyn: Close to come?
Talyn: *home
Shadowarri: Hmm?
Talyn: YARGH! That could be seriously misread...
Shadowarri: Hahahaha
Wombo: Yes it could.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Sabrina on January 10, 2006, 07:02:21 PM
wow talyn

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on January 11, 2006, 10:19:47 AM
I have a new idea for a Sims Expansion Pack: Sims Multiplayer DDR.

*kakkarot shivers as he feels the dark side closing in around him*

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Sabrina on January 11, 2006, 04:53:12 PM
kak is tryin to steal my darkside! :eek:

-steals darkside back!-
my darkside!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on January 12, 2006, 10:22:22 AM
Dude, as soon as you can come up with an idea as evil as Multiplayer Sims DDR, you can claim to be enshrouded in the dark side. till then, shh :x

~kakkarot :P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: DownRodeo on January 12, 2006, 06:10:36 PM
Multiplayer sims featuring "DDR"? I can only assume that means "Dirty DownRodeo", an evil game by any standards!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on January 12, 2006, 08:08:26 PM
<Silver_Archer> name on religion which has ever managed to remain non violent
<kakkarot> buddhism?
<Silver_Archer> kakkarot, buddhists fought wars. :P
<kakkarot> i don't know, i'm asking
<kakkarot> ok
<Silver_Archer> And buddhists blow each other up in thailand :P
<kakkarot> really? NEAT :D
<Silver_Archer> monks travel in their own monkmobiles there.
<NathanE> Yeah there like organized crime
<Silver_Archer> Trust me, when you make a institution to safeguard a philosophical viewpoint, you have to defend it, glorify it, and thus engage in a whole load of human interactions for it.
<Silver_Archer> And carnage is a logical conclusion.
<ErikJDurwoodII> 'tis a fine line that is often crossed
<Silver_Archer> It will always be crossed.
<ErikJDurwoodII> yup
<Silver_Archer> The design includes it being crossed. Because eventually, someone or the other is going to try to shatter you institution.
<NathanE> My old one fought alot its the most violent religion
<kakkarot> beehe: thor-stuffs?
<NathanE> No catholic cleansing stuff
<kakkarot>  <NathanE> No catholic cleansing stuff <--- that's awesome how i could mistake catholicism for thor-stuffs by description XD
<Silver_Archer> What is thor stuffs?
<NathanE> norse?
<kakkarot> whatever religions thor had
<Silver_Archer> Thor, sounds like an RPG character.
<kakkarot> i don't recall any names, but norse sounds good
<Silver_Archer> Enlighten me on the history of Thor.
<kakkarot> THOR!!
<Silver_Archer> Isnt Odin the norse god?
<kakkarot> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor THE Greek God
<kakkarot> well, ok, maybe not greek, but he's often ascribed to being greek.
<kakkarot> but .. but, he's THOR o_o
* Disconnected
Session Close: Thu Jan 12 21:11:14 2006
Session Start: Thu Jan 12 21:11:22 2006
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<PirateBoB> what'd i do?
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<ErikJDurwoodII> how odd.
<PirateBoB> i guess sorcerynet don't like thor too much _
<ErikJDurwoodII> haha
<PirateBoB> can't handle the greatness
<NathanE356> ...
* NathanE (NathanE@23bb3c53.dsl.klmzmi.c4b6c291.net.hmsk) Quit (Ping timeout)

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on January 14, 2006, 12:40:56 AM
[12:39] <Rafnul> everyone has freaking AIM
[12:39] <Rafnul> I wonder if she registered with her REAL name
[12:40] * Darkflame has joined #vsociety
[12:40] <Darkflame> hi
[12:41] <Rafnul> Hello
[13:01] <Rafnul> Having seen someone in real life, known people that they have known, and then seeing them lie on the psiopg forums is priceless.
[13:03] * xavier847 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[13:09] <Darkflame> what sort of lie?
[13:09] <Rafnul> oh
[13:09] <Rafnul> just about his experience
[13:09] <Rafnul> and abilities
[13:09] <Rafnul> it makes me ant to cry and die and have an orgasm simulataneously, really, it's sort of like being a kangaroo
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[14:00] <Silver_Archer> O_O
[14:01] <Silver_Archer> I am quoting that one just for sheer strangeness.
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Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Tsumaru on January 14, 2006, 12:43:20 AM
Raf, one of these days you'll have to explain to me what kangaroos have to do with your teary sexual death. o.O
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 14, 2006, 01:54:23 AM
My thoughts exactly Tsu, but then I decided that I would rather not know.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: laxattak38 on January 14, 2006, 01:47:49 PM
<kakkarot> *cough*linuckssux*cough*
<laxattak38> Thanks Crowley
<Singularity>  *cough* windowssux*cough*
<Guido> Windows is slow. :/
<laxattak38> *cough*oldjokessuk*cough*
* Crowley hands out throat sweets so we can have a proper conversation...
<Guido> Well, slower than linux.
<laxattak38> Thanks again Crowley
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Rafnul! on January 14, 2006, 10:12:35 PM
Clearly, neither has ever been part of an intimate relationship with a kangaroo.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Tsumaru on January 14, 2006, 10:53:18 PM
I should have taken Darkflame's position of not wanting to know. =P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on January 16, 2006, 11:04:04 AM
*Crowley giggles



~Veritas_Hobo
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 16, 2006, 07:07:57 PM
<Darkflame> http://www.xanga.com/SirRob/372612467/item.html <- Why hot topic sucks and liking the beatles is more goth than liking HIM.
<Shadowarrior13> Hey, I like hot topic >.>
<Darkflame> rofl
<Darkflame> never seen one
<Shadowarrior13> I got this shirt there :P
<Darkflame> I haven't heard of HIM before either
<Shadowarrior13> HIM is...the forbidden word.
<Darkflame> O_o
<Shadowarrior13> Starts with a g, ends with a y...
<Shadowarrior13> You know, grainy!
<Shadowarrior13> >.>
<Darkflame> I have no idea what you are talking about...
<Darkflame> must be an emo thing XD
* Shadowarrior13 slaps you
<Shadowarrior13> Actually, the word I'm describing IS an emo thing XD
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 19, 2006, 06:04:33 PM
<Falcon> do you hate the english cat?
<Catabolist> Nahhh..
<Catabolist> Go back far enough, and French = English.
<Catabolist> A little group of people called the "Celts"
<Falcon> go back far enough and we all came from the same place
<Shadowarrior13> Son of a...
<Shadowarrior13> Damnit Forg, let me back in XD
<Catabolist> Yeah, Falcon.
<Catabolist> Except for the Asians.
<Catabolist> From Another Planet.
<Falcon> the asians came from the same place
<Falcon> we were all black to begin with
<Catabolist> Yeh, yeh, that's what they WANT you to believe.
* `Roz whispers "Oh no, he's on to us."
<Falcon> ok
* Shadowarrior13 is still black...on the inside
* Catabolist has quit IRC (Quit: Catabolist)
<Darkflame> wassup my homies?
<Darkflame> :p
<Falcon> nothing, you?
<Darkflame> selecting courses for uni.
<Darkflame> tis complicated
* Somnambulist has joined #vsociety
<Darkflame> hi Somnambulist
<Shadowarrior13> Hey you
<Somnambulist> hi
<Somnambulist> what's goin on
* LightLink has joined #vsociety
<LightLink> what be up my homies?
<LightLink> who be live?
<Darkflame> rofl
<Shadowarrior13> I be live.
<Darkflame> Hey LightLink
<LightLink> yo homes
<Shadowarrior13> Sup, my nizzle.
<LightLink> nothin much homeslice
* Darkflame thinks that LightLink is black at heart as well
<Shadowarrior13> Man, we bruthas gotta stick together.
<Shadowarrior13> omg, I have a muffin!
<Shadowarrior13> FOR REAL!
<LightLink> im not no negro! :p
<Shadowarrior13> I'm a negro on the inside
<Darkflame> that's what they call "White Trash"

.....

<Ath> I saw Tsu in melbourne
<Ath> he was walking past flinder's street station corner in a black cape and black charlie chaplin hat
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on January 27, 2006, 09:18:23 AM
<Vinncent> Nah. Don't worry. He's not around anymore. Now he's just a story to scare little Veritasians. ;)
<Hexadecimal> Sol?
<Vinncent> Sol's still around. And kids should be scared with good reason. :\

(vinnc never did say who "He" was while I was in the chat)

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on January 27, 2006, 06:24:44 PM
<Falcon> what about training
<Talyn> Yeah, that's in the evening at 8
<Falcon> 11 i think
<Falcon> yep
<Falcon> can i have a life?
<Falcon> lol
<Falcon> *lift
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 27, 2006, 09:43:19 PM
<kobok> 257 pages on the wiki, and the number of different editors contributing is increasing significantly.
<^KiwiKid^> hey kobok
<kobok> Hey Kiwi.
<Darkflame> omg, Kiwi is an anagram for Wiki :O
<Darkflame> :p
* kobok edits Kiwi.
<^KiwiKid^> heh
<kobok> Does this mean we can open-source Kiwi's soul?
<Darkflame> Possibly.
<Darkflame> Perhaps everyone contributes to his consciousness?
<Darkflame> like an egregore thingy
<^KiwiKid^> Yep, I'm all of your powers together :P
<kobok> So if we stop believing in Kiwi he will fade away into the mysts of Avalon?
<Darkflame> We need to make use of his collective knowledge before we do that though.
<^KiwiKid^> Lol
<Darkflame> ohh, a reverse egregore. I'm a genius! :p
<^KiwiKid^> I won't fade away though, because someone will always believe in me ;)
* Darkflame sees Kiwi's thoughts, "I believe in me" :p
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on January 28, 2006, 05:13:20 PM
<PirateBoB> wait! i do have something worth more than canadian money: bash quotes :D
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 28, 2006, 06:57:12 PM
* Guest374 is now known as Pen15
<Darkflame> be our guest be our guest
<Shadowarrior13> ...
<Pen15> Heh, wrong name again. Damn.
<Thunderguy> Penis?
* Pen15 is now known as Trillis
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on January 30, 2006, 04:19:48 PM
[30D:01M:05:29:15] * Crowley (YHVH@eafa217a.dsl.in-addr.zen.14056081.uk.hmsk) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Aziraphale)))
[30D:01M:05:29:19] * Memnoch (Memnoch@eafa217a.dsl.in-addr.zen.14056081.uk.hmsk) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Leaf)))

Proof!

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 30, 2006, 11:26:33 PM
<Gemini> Hey eyesense, were you sleeping on the grass in front of CS today?
<eyesense> no
<eyesense> I was sleeping on the library couch :)
<Gemini> Oh, okay. ;)
<^KiwiKid^> Oh yeah, I forgot you two go to the same place...
<^KiwiKid^> That's stupid eyesense :P
<eyesense> hehe
<^KiwiKid^> To vulnerable, dunno what ebil Gemini could've done :P
<Gemini> Speaking of which, ebil Gemini needs to go do the same. ;)
<eyesense> night Gemini.
<^KiwiKid^> sleep on the library couch? :P
<^KiwiKid^> Nows your chance eysense..>.>
<eyesense> lol :)
<eyesense> :-\
* Gemini has quit IRC (Quit: Do the thing you must do.)





<Falcon> tahat ones a good one for back then
<Darkflame> the only thing I see is you writing entire paragraphs without using a full stop.
<Watarimono> i see a few commas and about 5 periods
<SleepWalker> i have been to countless forums where ppl do that
* Darkflame starts do doubt the Flacon sinddromme
<Watarimono> no 7 periods
<SleepWalker> it tends to get you converting to that style
<Falcon> ok, all respect which you may have for me, will be lost now
<Falcon> http://forums.vsociety.net/index.php?topic=731.msg9174#msg9174
<Darkflame> tripple post! :o
<Falcon> read the whole thing i come up quite alot
<Falcon> yea
* Falcon cheers
<Darkflame> :p
<Watarimono> "you did give me the site address and i am thank fall for that" lol
<Falcon> rofl
<Falcon> just type vsociety.net
<Falcon> i have it set as my homepage
<Darkflame> sorry, jules_wizz is still worse :p
<Falcon> dam, but im flacon!!!!!!
<Falcon> FLACON!!!!! what he going to be ..... the the  Vretsa Dcitoinray
<Falcon> *im the  Vretsa Dcitoinray
<Darkflame> haha, that's the spirit
Title: Chatroom --> The Master of secular hermeneutics
Post by: Doppelganger on February 02, 2006, 01:57:33 AM
<venus666> Tao of Chaos you might like too
<Tehuti> ok
<Tehuti> i have a books-to-get list running a mile long at the moment, but theyre close to the top
<Doppel> Tao of Chaos discusses in detail the ability of both DNA and the I Ching to combine fractal analog and binary functions. It is based on modern chaos theory, which can predict a trend without specifying its exact details.
<Doppel> o.O
<Doppel> a must have
<Doppel> Patterned chaos has its own special signature:
<Doppel>     * Order in the midst of apparent disorder.
<Doppel>     * Cycling that repeats with continual slight variation.
<Doppel>     * Scaling that fits one level into another like nesting boxes
<Doppel>     * Universal applicability.
<Tehuti> hrm
<Doppel> so this may be... an analitical approach to (re)create intuition
<Tehuti> without specifying exact details isnt quite correct... it specifically uses non-linear equations in order to gain more specific and obscure information than string theory can
* GeminiRai has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<Tehuti> the whole point of the mathematical proccesses of chaos theory is to gain more specific detail
<Tehuti> hence "Cycling that repeats with continual slight variation."
<Doppel> the article is written by the author herself
<Doppel> http://futurepositive.synearth.net/2004/01/12
<Tehuti> thats fine
<Tehuti> i dont argue that you did a bunch of copy/pasting, or anything for that matter, just wasnt a very accurate statement

---------

BTW... is ANALINEAR, DAMMIT! XD

Counting: 1...2...3...

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Falcon on February 03, 2006, 02:12:11 PM
Adept: hello
* Crowley * hahah, wait and see. Wait and see...
    Falcon: hey
   Crowley: Goodbye.
--> crowley yes we will
     Adept: bye
   Crowley: Leaving so soon? What a pity...
    Falcon: i think he was being scarcastic
     Adept: >_<
     Adept: I wlaked into that one didn't I...
    Falcon: yep
            Adept holds up a judges sign saying "4.5" out of a posible ten. ;)
    Falcon: rofl
     Adept: I should carry one of those around. theres always a situation where you'd love to have one (just like in the carttons, but you know...they pull them out of there flesh for christs sake..
     Adept: maybe a small folding pocket sign! :O
    Falcon: lol
    Falcon: yea
    Falcon: would be useful
*** Shadowarrior13 (Shadowarri@2e41ee28.ph.ph.6ca6b017.net.hmsk) has joined #vmentors
*** Memnoch has given Shadowarrior13 operator status on #VMentors
    Falcon: hey shadow
   Crowley: No it wouldn't...
Shadowarri: Hey Flacne.
*** Shadowarrior13 is now known as Unnamed-5A8CB
*** Unnamed-5A8CB is now known as Shadowarrior13
    Falcon: haha
     Adept: Crowley: no, but it'd be damn amuseing lol
   Crowley: No it wouldn't.
    Falcon: yea it would
Shadowarri: ?
            Adept gives crowley a present
     Adept: open it
    Falcon: rofl
    Falcon: BANG!
   Crowley: No.
     Adept: no bang...
Falcon: :'(
     Adept: Can you guess what it is?!
   Crowley: No, and I'm not going to.
    Falcon: lol
            Adept opens crowley's present for him
     Adept: Its a sense of Humor! Yay!
    Falcon: LMFAO
   Crowley: I have one already.
Shadowarri: HAHAHA
     Adept: Falcon stole it from you
    Falcon: im still laughing
     Adept: I'm giveing it back ;)
    Falcon: rofl
   Crowley: Keep it. You need it more than me.
   Crowley: In fact, share it with Falcon. You both need it more than me...
    Falcon: I think crowley, your in dyer need for one tho!
   Crowley: Pardon?
    Falcon: you need a sense of humour, or some female/male compassion
Shadowarri: dire*
   Crowley: I have the first, and I don't require the second/third.
    Falcon: you know me when it comes to spelling
   Crowley: That's no excuse. Go and better yourself.
    Falcon: crowley is a sexual
   Crowley: Or batter. Which ever you prefer.
     Adept: asexual**
    Falcon: thats waht it says
     Adept: its one word ;)
    Falcon: :p
   Crowley: Many have erroneously assumed similar.
     Adept: that you were made of batter?
    Falcon: lol
     Adept: oh wait....nevermind...>_>
     Adept: I didn't read that right XD
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Adept on February 03, 2006, 02:24:20 PM
haha..yeah..i loved that one..I really DID walk into that joke though...stupid pm thingy...>_<

Edit:

 Ath slaps Memnoch around a bit with a large trout
* Memnoch snatches the trout from the hands of Ath and throws it back into the river. Fish number 141 saved!
* Falcon slaps a trout in a frying pan and then goes to eat it
* Memnoch snatches the trout from the hands of Falcon and throws it back into the river. Fish number 142 saved!
<Falcon> MY DINNER!!!!!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 03, 2006, 05:52:46 PM
<Darkflame> hello Adept, the librarian with no books. :p
<Adept> I have them all in digital...>_>
<DownRodeo> ahaha
<Falcon> save space in your room
<Adept> exaclt
<Falcon> gives him more room for speedos
<Adept> *exacly
<Adept> you should see my new one
<Falcon> I'd rather not
<Adept> Full body suit. Skin Tight ;)
<Falcon> kool
<DownRodeo> lmao
<Adept> like spiderman, but in pblack
<Falcon> yea i've seen them before they pretty kool
<Adept> Yeahh...I just burped and snezzed at the smae time...I think I blew up my left brain hemisphere in the process...
<Falcon> rofl
* Adept drools uncontrolably

Adept definately has Hexidecimal on the brain XD
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 06, 2006, 02:33:25 PM
<@Frozen> Are all the mentees taken right now?
<@Forg> hell if I care :P

In the mentor's chatroom. Perhaps bad timing on Forg's part (he has a habit of that), but funny nontheless :D
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on February 06, 2006, 07:34:21 PM
It would seem the great Bard had more of an impact on our society then anyome realizes:

<Cryi> To quote Shakespear in Juleas Caesar "Peace, ho"
...
<Cryi> And that is where ebonics came from.

and:

<Cryi> Also, he says "Word is bond" in that play
<Cryi> Seriously, is one ghetto play
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Adept on February 07, 2006, 03:11:53 PM
Crowley> Adept: I'm not evening using the client you think I am.
<Shadowarrior13> xchat, Crowley?
<Adept> :O
<Crowley> even*
<Shadowarrior13> Either xchat or trillian.
<Crowley> Pah, Trillian...
<Shadowarrior13> ^_^
* Crowley spits
<Adept> you and your demon client!
<Shadowarrior13> Heh, Rem doesn't think I'm qualified to be a mentor XD
<`Remakai> I'm joking of course, nobody openly refused your becoming a mentor. :P
<Shadowarrior13> rofl
<Shadowarrior13> openly
<`Remakai> ;)
* Adept gets the cross and the exsorcism book
<Crowley> Not Shadow anyway... >_>
<Crowley> <_<
<Shadowarrior13> >.>
<Adept> quick! Shadowarrior13! fetch the holy water!
* Shadowarrior13 goes into his clothes drawer
<Shadowarrior13> .....*gets thirsty*
<Adept> my friend ahds thta in his drawer too..O_o
<Shadowarrior13> :P
<Adept> anyway,
<Shadowarrior13> I have a drawer where I keep all meh stuff
* Adept starts chanting to rid crowley of the demon client
<Shadowarrior13> *cough*books*cough*
* Shadowarrior13 throws The Middle Pillar at Adept
* Crowley laughs at Adept's pathetic attempts
<Adept> OWY!
<Adept> Egads man! The client ahs crowley possed too! He speeks in tounges! Foul brittish ones!
<Shadowarrior13> lol
<Adept> Quick! To the Christmobile!
<Shadowarrior13> *batman music plays*
<Talyn> Egadz is spreading XD
<Adept> Quick alterboy! deploy holy wtaer guns!
<Talyn> O_o'
<Shadowarrior13> ....excuse me, you're MY sidekick :P
* Adept aims the christmobile at crowley and his client
<Shadowarrior13> I ain't gettin raped by adept...
<Talyn> wtfookers?!
<Adept> Rofl
* Adept quotes
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on February 07, 2006, 05:37:53 PM
Kakkarot on the dangers of pong:

<kakkarot> let's all play pong :D
<Falcon> yea, pong
<kakkarot> oh wait, no, we can't do taht. someone might accidentally lentate and then their head would explode :/
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Adept on February 07, 2006, 05:41:12 PM
hahahaha...good 'ol lentation...

*digs out his article and practices*
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Natus Denuo on February 07, 2006, 07:13:39 PM
<Thalog> GIRL SCOUT SAMOA COOKIE ICE CREAM
<Thalog> IT HAS REAL BITS OF GIRL SCOUTS
<Thalog> oh, and samoa cookies too
<Natus_Denuo> meh, so I'm bored
<Natus_Denuo> :P
<Rafnul> Nothing tastes better than a girl scout.
<Rafnul> cookie.
<Natus_Denuo> ..rofl..
<Natus_Denuo> quoted
<Natus_Denuo> =)
<Thalog> we still have a quote thread?
<Thalog> although I suppose I shouldn't doubt that we do
<Thalog> but I haven't been on the forums since I got that gender reassignment surgery
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 08, 2006, 03:38:27 PM
<DreamingSaint> What's the link again?
<kakkarot> ? Shadowarrior13
<Emanation> shadowarrior13:  http://shadow13.ytmnd.com/
<Shadowarrior13> I hate you so much, kak.
<kakkarot> muahaha, i know ^_^
<Gemini> Yeah... Hate... like your soul.
<Gemini> Yeah.
<Crowley> hahah
<Shadowarrior13> Damnit
<DreamingSaint> lol
* Shadowarrior13 goes and sits in a dark corner
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Forg on February 09, 2006, 10:01:56 AM
<Talyn> I'm a retard
<Talyn> XD

we all knew it but it's about time he admited it to himself
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 09, 2006, 02:34:33 PM
Yeah, and this is what REALLY happened...

<Amun-Ra> w00t! my total time online has hit the 4 day mark
<Forg> congradulations?
<Talyn> *congratulations
<Talyn> Forg, it was ONE word.
<Forg> *congradulations
<Forg> and what are you talking about?
<Talyn> *I'm a retard
<Talyn> XD
<Talyn> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=congradulations
<Forg> quoted!
<Talyn> O_o' Why?
<Forg> because it ammuses me to quote out of context
<Talyn> Okay...
<Forg> and I mean what I say, so when I say congradulations, I mean it
<Forg> if I meant congratulations, I would have typed it
<Talyn> *I'm still a retard...
<Talyn> ;)
<Forg> yeah well...
<Forg> shut up
<Talyn> Congratulations, you've just been served.
<Forg> *congradulations
<Talyn> I suppose that would've been more apt
<Forg> :P
<Talyn> "Congradulations", you've just been served.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 13, 2006, 08:40:03 PM
<Rafnul> I figured out that being able to speak Latin has a certain novelty about it and and a sexiness, too, so I've actually been studying it even though I hate it with a fiery passion.
<Darkflame> well it is a romance language. :p
<Rafnul> lfmao
<kobok> The sexiness of being able to speak Latin has worked for many a priest.
<Rafnul> ITS THE MOTHER OF ALL ROMANCE
Title: Re: Chat room quotes Mk.II
Post by: JoeT on February 13, 2006, 10:15:09 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Heh, JoeT said he was smarter than me, so we started debating. I just pwned him.
<kakkarot> what was the debate about?
<Shadowarrior13> kak: I truly have no clue.
<kakkarot> then how did you own him?
<Shadowarrior13> First on the meanings of psi and psychism, the differences, and now that they aren't scientifically proven.
<kakkarot> shadow: that the meanings/definitions aren't scientifically proven, or that the effects/abilities aren't scientifically proven?
<Shadowarrior13> The abilities.
<Shadowarrior13> He said they weren't, I proved him wrong/
<TDCHQ> wow youre almost elite
<TDCHQ> youre at like 1120 / 1137
<TDCHQ> *1120 / 1337
<TDCHQ> keep up the good work


well, seems td isn't quite up to par either ;)

~kakkarot


I can't tell you how much I laughed at that post. I find it funny when people make up false and incorrect statements. I in no way recall shadow and I having a conversation where he "pwned" me. I truthfully would like to see it. I think it's funny when new kids try to debate older more experienced people and think they won. Take my advice shadow, grow up. 
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 14, 2006, 09:06:10 AM
<Kimmi> I know a little about alot or alot about a little, take your pick lol.
<SleepWalkerr> babylonian?
<Forg> I'm pretty sure that was just a group of people :P
<SleepWalker> yes with their customs
<Talyn> Mustafarian
<SleepWalker> hehe
<SleepWalker> they all start to look the same after a while
<Talyn> It's a sub-division of Jedi that only exists on Mustafar, and is generally comprised of Jedis that have dreadlocks.
<SleepWalker> yes there are many religions you seriously want to learn about the klingons and such
<SleepWalker> vulcans, the elves of middle earth
<Talyn> Some of the elders of the belief system attach lightsabres to the end of their dreads, ignite them, and then chaotically swing their heads when faced with danger. Though 7 times out of 10, they end up killing themselves before the enemy has a chance.
<SleepWalker> if they fell down from dizziness they would survive
<Talyn> No, because they have about a dozen attached to their hair, front and back, so no matter where they land they're liable to be cut to pieces.
<SleepWalker> or worse damage their hair
<Talyn> And that's assuming they even survive long enough to get dizzy :P
<SleepWalker> oh they could spin in a circle and cut their hair sending the swords out as projectiles
<Talyn> The other 3 times out of 10, the enemy get so impatient waiting for them to attach the lightsabres that they just kill them.
<Talyn> There is a school of fighting that teaches the Circle or Spires. But few have mastered the technique
<Talyn> *of Spires
<Gemini> Talyn -- That is among one the of the stupidest things I've ever read. Is that seriously part of the Star Wars literature?
<Talyn> O_O
<Talyn> You are so quoted.
<Gemini> Oh, thank god.
<Talyn> Crowley> He wants to thank you.
<Gemini> Pfft, Crowley is no god compared to me.
<Talyn> Careful Gemini, what you say is heresy.
<Gemini> He treads cautiously to avoid becoming the target of my wrath. Even the gods fear me. ;p
<Kimmi> Im a god.
<SleepWalker> perhaps
<Talyn> You're just a little girly demon.
<Kimmi> God*
<Talyn> *girly demon
<Kimmi> *crys* Lol.
<Talyn> Getting in character, eh?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 15, 2006, 07:08:04 PM
<DanielH> Wikipedia is alive again
<DanielH> The world is saved
<kakkarot> just in time. i need to see what muay thai currency is
<kakkarot> err thai currency
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on February 16, 2006, 07:09:01 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Woa...I just got lost in my own hair
<Shadowarrior13> That was a stoner moment
..
<Shadowarrior13> And I'm not even a stoner anymore
Title: Re: Chat room quotes Mk.II
Post by: laxattak38 on February 18, 2006, 05:12:42 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Heh, JoeT said he was smarter than me, so we started debating. I just pwned him.
<kakkarot> what was the debate about?
<Shadowarrior13> kak: I truly have no clue.
<kakkarot> then how did you own him?
<Shadowarrior13> First on the meanings of psi and psychism, the differences, and now that they aren't scientifically proven.
<kakkarot> shadow: that the meanings/definitions aren't scientifically proven, or that the effects/abilities aren't scientifically proven?
<Shadowarrior13> The abilities.
<Shadowarrior13> He said they weren't, I proved him wrong/
<TDCHQ> wow youre almost elite
<TDCHQ> youre at like 1120 / 1137
<TDCHQ> *1120 / 1337
<TDCHQ> keep up the good work


well, seems td isn't quite up to par either ;)

~kakkarot


I can't tell you how much I laughed at that post. I find it funny when people make up false and incorrect statements. I in no way recall shadow and I having a conversation where he "pwned" me. I truthfully would like to see it. I think it's funny when new kids try to debate older more experienced people and think they won. Take my advice shadow, grow up. 

And exactly how do you know you're more experienced?  Also, older and more experienced doesn't mean that you can't be proven wrong, or as SW put it "pwnd".  Anyway, debates aren't to prove who is smarter, its more to extend your own knowledge by having a "friendly argument" if there is such a thing.  So I think that you have a bit of growing up to do also.
Title: Re: Chat room quotes Mk.II
Post by: JoeT on February 18, 2006, 08:23:11 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Heh, JoeT said he was smarter than me, so we started debating. I just pwned him.
<kakkarot> what was the debate about?
<Shadowarrior13> kak: I truly have no clue.
<kakkarot> then how did you own him?
<Shadowarrior13> First on the meanings of psi and psychism, the differences, and now that they aren't scientifically proven.
<kakkarot> shadow: that the meanings/definitions aren't scientifically proven, or that the effects/abilities aren't scientifically proven?
<Shadowarrior13> The abilities.
<Shadowarrior13> He said they weren't, I proved him wrong/
<TDCHQ> wow youre almost elite
<TDCHQ> youre at like 1120 / 1137
<TDCHQ> *1120 / 1337
<TDCHQ> keep up the good work


well, seems td isn't quite up to par either ;)

~kakkarot


I can't tell you how much I laughed at that post. I find it funny when people make up false and incorrect statements. I in no way recall shadow and I having a conversation where he "pwned" me. I truthfully would like to see it. I think it's funny when new kids try to debate older more experienced people and think they won. Take my advice shadow, grow up. 

And exactly how do you know you're more experienced?  Also, older and more experienced doesn't mean that you can't be proven wrong, or as SW put it "pwnd".  Anyway, debates aren't to prove who is smarter, its more to extend your own knowledge by having a "friendly argument" if there is such a thing.  So I think that you have a bit of growing up to do also.

Hello laxattak38,

Your certainly right about the fact that even someone with years of experience can be proven wrong. However, Shadow and I have both discussed this situation. We both do not have any memory of this conversation being taken place. Also, I don't believe that I have to act more mature or in simpler terms "growing up". I stated that he needed to act more mature and that shouldn't have ran back to your little chat room stating "Hey guys, guess what!!!. I pwned JoeT!!!". This conversation that Shadow talked about NEVER took place. I've been logging everything for years. There is no evidence supporting that a debate between Shadow and I occurred. So please, mind your own business. This situation was over and done with after Shadow and I talked. So I have some advice for you, worry about yourself and know who your talking to.

- JoeT
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Bradly on February 19, 2006, 07:39:56 AM
Ah... the young minds of today.

[17:27:28] <Talyn> Lol, just thought of a really twisted way to develop distance control in the martial arts. A wall with thousands of long, sharp nails sticking out, and a large infra-red sensor covering the surface of it, except that the infra-red is about 1 cm away from the tips of the nails. The idea is to hit the IFR without hitting the nails, and the IFR gradually moves closer and closer to the nails.
[17:27:39] <@Crowley> lol
[17:29:25] <Talyn> For an additional thrill, the floor could be programmed to erratically move backwards and forwards and random distances (though not too quickly), and turn as well, perhaps even tilt.
[17:29:25] <Talyn> *at random
[17:29:25] <@Crowley> hahah
[17:29:25] <Talyn> I think that would be a great training method.
[17:30:24] <Talyn> Every time you throw a technique and don't hit the IFR, you also get an electric shock, which steadily increases in power, and after a certain number, water begins to rise as well.
[17:30:38] <@Crowley> I like how your mind works. ^_^
[17:30:43] <Talyn> And if you don't throw a technique at least once every five seconds, you get an electric shock as well, same rules as before.
[17:30:58] <Talyn> It's like, the perfect method for teaching people control XD
[17:31:26] <@^KiwiKid^> or killing them
[17:31:41] <Talyn> The final punch has to be thrown full-power, so that your hand hits the spikes as well, to remind you that in a real fight, you have to throw proper techniques, and that there will be pain :P
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[17:32:25] <Talynator> ^KiwiKid^: The strong will survive, the weak shall perish. I'm just quickening the evolutionary process ^_^
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[17:32:33] ^KiwiKid^ sighs
[17:32:46] <@Crowley> I like it. :)
[17:33:00] <@^KiwiKid^> you would
[17:33:17] <Talyn> I was about to say that...
[17:33:23] <@Crowley> I was only thinking yesterday, evolution is a good reason why not to give to charities...
[17:34:34] <Talyn> Seriously man, that's just sadistic...
[17:34:34] <@^KiwiKid^> You could still say it.
[17:34:43] <@Crowley> haha

Say no more...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 19, 2006, 08:59:46 AM
I'm older than you :biggrin:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Bradly on February 19, 2006, 09:11:42 AM
Only just! Besides I was talking in general :P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Veritas_Hobo on February 19, 2006, 09:17:16 AM
ooo, The last time I posted in here it was reply # 666.  :eek:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Veritas_Hobo on February 19, 2006, 09:34:13 AM
Yes, We have all lost it. For example...

***^KiwiKid^ has been kicked by ^KiwiKid^ (^KiwiKid^)

:)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 19, 2006, 11:59:22 AM
Uhh, there have been more funny things than that Hobo.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on February 19, 2006, 03:35:48 PM
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[19D:02M:16:43:32] <Darkflame> hello
[19D:02M:16:44:50] <Shadowarrior13> Hey DF
[19D:02M:16:44:59] * kakkarot huggles vitamyst :D
[19D:02M:16:45:02] <kakkarot> hi all
[19D:02M:16:45:03] <Shadowarrior13> Dude, did I just miss a netsplit...
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[19D:02M:16:45:27] <kakkarot> nope
[19D:02M:16:45:41] <Darkflame> ... XD

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Kichara on February 20, 2006, 08:39:22 PM
To all of you who didn't put the names next to the......ummm lines/statements whatever, EVILNESS CONSUME YOU, *calm*
it took forever to find all the idiotic stuff i did in this thread O_O
btw I am GreyEyes Kazirel fyeca Darkflame .....ummm what else
TheFlame....hmmm I think other stuff >.> awesome quotes guys I would add my own but the computer that had all my good/wrong ones got fryd ;_;
btw you have permission to post anything that makes me look bad.....not that you would wait for it

EDIT: I see there is a new darkflame, I was darkflame for a short periond then became pinkflame then deathflame for a while
but at the very beginning of it all (at psipog) I was cryoflame
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 20, 2006, 09:26:05 PM
 :teethy:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Sabrina on February 22, 2006, 06:55:48 PM
<cryi> Yeah, veritas 0wndizzles

it is Pwnd!zzl3s!!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 23, 2006, 04:36:42 PM
<Shadowarrior13> Muffin off, Chez :P
<ChezNips> kiss my icecream
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on March 01, 2006, 01:00:32 PM
EDIT: I see there is a new darkflame, I was darkflame for a short periond then became pinkflame then deathflame for a while
but at the very beginning of it all (at psipog) I was cryoflame

....PINKflame!?! O.o
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on March 02, 2006, 07:13:10 AM
It's not pink! It's lightish red!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on March 03, 2006, 08:04:11 PM
Don't get your panties in a wad there barbie... :elephant:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on March 06, 2006, 12:43:40 PM
<Odin> Talyn: I'm not just talking about cooking time, but preperation time.
<Talyn> Yeah, well you don't watch tv then, silly. *chop* Ow! My fingerz! ^_^
<Odin> No, but you might do: *chop* *watch a report on the news* *chop*
<Talyn> Hmm, well, whatever. You like men, therefore you are more female. Female's can multi-task :P
<Odin> rofl
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on March 08, 2006, 05:15:27 PM
[20:08] <Kolp> k who here can move a bowl with pk?
[20:08] <Yoda> Kolp, shut up and try to move a bowl.
[20:08] <Kolp> lol
[20:08] <Kolp> k
[20:09] <Kolp> want tos ee video?
[20:09] <VoxNocti> just DO it
[20:09] <Yoda> no.
[20:09] <Yoda> ^^
[20:10] <Yoda> I don't want proof, I don't care if you can or not, I don't care if you lie, but dear god, shut up

Here's to yoda, with the quote to end all quotes.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on March 09, 2006, 08:29:03 PM
<Kolp> kobok what languages you know?
<kobok> lol
<kobok> Kolp:  Most of the important ones.  :)
<Kolp> c++?
<kobok> Yep.
<Kolp> how much expericne in it?
<Shadowarrior13> kobok talks C in day-to-day life
<kobok> Kolp:  A little over a decade.
<Kolp> so 10 years?
<kobok> Yes, a decimal decade.



<^KiwiKid^> OMG, I heard a beeping and thought it was my bus.
<^KiwiKid^> I couldn't be bothered coming here and typing bye and I yelled bye to my laptop....
<^KiwiKid^> :/
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: laxattak38 on March 12, 2006, 07:03:35 AM
<laxattak38>  Is anyone alive?
<laxattak38>  Or is everyone like dead?
<Talynovel>  Do you think they'd be able to answer the latter question?
<Odin>  Only if their the living dead
<Odin>  they're*



<laxattak38>  I was thinking about something
<Talyn>  ZOMG!
*Talyn calls the Guiness Book of Records
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 15, 2006, 10:49:05 PM
<Veritas_Hobo>   I got a dog the other day... I think it's gay.
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<Thalong>  No it isn't, There's no built in sexuality, there's only what people choose to call themselves, but reall if sumthangs rubbing against your junk, your going to enjoy it while it's happening,whether its a dog a small child, a man, or a woman.
<Solstice>  Dogs will kiss anyone with penus butter on them, hon.
<Solstice>  Peanut*
<Solstice>  LOL baaaad typo
<Veritas_Hobo>  Sure that what you ment. :P
<Solstice>  It was, seriously
<Thalong>  Then what happened to the a?
<Solstice>  It's silent.
<Veritas_Hobo>  Lmao!
Title: Prophecy on scanners
Post by: tachyonxv on March 16, 2006, 04:39:14 PM
Prophecy Good evening Wil.  Shadow: The scanner I thought I had everything for isn't working on my computer.  I found two of the clippings though, and will scan them as soon as I figure out what's wrong.
Shadowarrior13 lol, k.
Prophecy Sorry, but that tends to be how things in my life play out.
Shadowarrior13 It's life, what can you do?
Shadowarrior13 :P
Shadowarrior13 Except learn to control life...*cough*magicness*cough*
Prophecy I can do alot to my life, and to others' as well.
Prophecy I just can't interfere with the works of things higher than myself.
Wombo Such as a scanner?
Shadowarrior13 lmfao
Prophecy You'd be surprised.
Shadowarrior13 Ok, that may have been the funniest thing I've seen all day.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on March 16, 2006, 08:51:35 PM
* Creature is now known as Stupid
<Stupid> .seen Stupid
<Veritas_Hobo> Hey stupid.
<Veritas_Hobo> .seen stupid
<Stupid> Hey, Hobo!
<Veritas_Hobo> Lol
<Veritas_Hobo> Muninn called himself stupid
<Veritas_Hobo> ?stupid
<Stupid> Realy? Quote!
<Stupid> ?stupid
<Yoda> what constitutes a post... i've been at 38 for like, 5 posts

<Veritas_Hobo> -Muninn- Veritas_Hobo, stupid is right here!

<Stupid> lol
<Stupid> Yoda, any post in the Cafeteria doesn't count toward post count
<Veritas_Hobo> Yoda: if your posting in the cafe it doesnt count
<Stupid> Post counts are stupid
<Yoda> ah
<Stupid> .... Pardn the pun
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on March 18, 2006, 10:08:39 PM
Qrisis, you fail more, spell my name correctly!  :p

ok, for those of you who are too lazy to read the condensed version, here's a really condensed version:

<Yoda> keep in mind Gemini, he, or whichever alternate personality it is we are talking to, is anywhere from age 10 to 14... he has a spirit guiding him through his magic, his teacher thinks that black magic brought about hurricane Katrina, and he is learning the ancient language stygon so he can finish necromancy...

<Frozen> If you're going to be pissed at someone, be pissed at the right person.

<Frozen> I forfeit, Vix.
<Frozen> I challenge you to a duel.
<Frozen> Attack me.
<Vixeaon> i don't accept
<Vixeaon> your not worth it
<Cryi> Then you are a coward
<Cryi> What happened to your honor?



[13:14] <Alex121> well what is your "style" Gemini
[13:14] <Alex121> you know summoning is dangerous if done by and idiot
[13:14] <Alex121> that follows internet magicks
[13:14] <Frozen> Oh dear GOd.
[13:14] <Alex121> not to mention names Yoda
[13:15] <Alex121> Nathan
[13:15] <Gemini> Primarily psionic magic, along with some dabbling with entropy.
[13:15] * NathanE perches on Roz shoulder
[13:15] <Cyber_Mage> lol
[13:15] <Alex121> intresting
[13:15] <Alex121> it explains your low energy style
[13:15] <Gemini> "Low energy style"?
[13:15] <Alex121> your weak
[13:15] <Alex121> bye bye
[13:15] <Alex121> tyyaen
[13:16] <Frozen> Oh dear.
[13:16] <Alex121> best of energies
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[13:16] <Frozen> Now Gemini, wait a second...
[13:16] <Frozen> Don't incinerate the poor kid.
[13:16] <Gemini> Wow.
[13:16] <Darkflame> Cruising for a bruising
[13:16] <Gemini> No kidding.
[13:16] <Frozen> Notice how the coward says it and runs away. ^_^
[13:16] <Gemini> They always do.
[13:16] <NathanE> Cowards are allways shot in the back ;-)
[13:16] <NathanE> brb
[13:17] <Gemini> hahaha
[13:17] <Yoda> keep in mind Gemini, he, or whichever alternate personality it is we are talking to, is anywhere from age 10 to 14... he has a spirit guiding him through his magic, his teacher thinks that black magic brought about hurricane Katrina, and he is learning the ancient language stygon so he can finish necromancy...
[13:17] <Frozen> Hahaha. That is...
[13:17] <Gemini> I find him slightly amusing, Yoda, as well as slightly sad.



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[13:22] <NathanE> Welcome back
[13:23] * Guest402 is now known as Vixeaon
[13:23] <Gemini> Someone do a host mask check, would they?
[13:23] <Cryi> Well, atleast we have a bunch of new members.
[13:23] <Gemini> Oh, the random epic sounding name. I think we have a match.
[13:23] <Vixeaon> okay
[13:23] <Vixeaon> this is crap
[13:23] <Vixeaon> i think
[13:23] <Vixeaon> you and me should have our selve a magick duel
[13:23] <NathanE> ?
[13:23] <Cryi> Me?
[13:23] <Vixeaon> eh Gem
[13:23] <Cryi> I'll go with you
[13:23] <Gemini> I think you think I care a lot more than I really do.
[13:24] <Cryi> .seen Alex12
[13:24] <Cryi> .seen Alex121
[13:24] <Vixeaon> well you calledm e out on my homor
[13:24] <Vixeaon> you called me a coward behind my back
[13:24] <Vixeaon> you wimp
[13:24] <Frozen> Actually, I called you a coward behind your back.
[13:24] * Cryi is confused
[13:24] <Frozen> If you're going to be pissed at someone, be pissed at the right person.


[13:44] <AaronZ> Vixeaon, quit playing around it's not that funny anymore.
[13:44] <Vixeaon> im not
[13:45] <Vixeaon> im dead serious
[13:45] <AaronZ> Then attack me and quit being a wussy.
[13:45] <Cryi> It was never funny, just amusing.
[13:45] <Vixeaon> you dwell in the darkness you get biten
[13:45] <Cryi> Now its funny
[13:45] <Frozen> So go first Mr. Dead Serious.
[13:45] <Vixeaon> go
[13:45] <Frozen> This will be my first duel, you know. My first spar. Ever.
[13:45] <Vixeaon> your first
[13:45] <Vixeaon> and i challenged you
[13:45] <Frozen> So go ahead. If you actually do anything to me, I'll defend myself. That's about it.
[13:45] <Vixeaon> okay
[13:45] <Cryi> One time me and Shadowarrior13 sparred, so I drew a picture of his Shiield and drew on it with a Sharpie. We tied.
[13:45] <^KiwiKid^> You's are going to fight how?
[13:46] <Vixeaon> energy manip
[13:46] <Yoda> ^KiwiKid^, magickness!
[13:46] <Vixeaon> and magick energy manip
[13:46] <Vixeaon> the one who is challenged goes first
[13:46] <AaronZ> One is basically going to say things like "How does that feel?  I just destroyed your chakra!"  While the other will say "No you didn't."
[13:46] <Vixeaon> if you do not know anyattacks you forfet
[13:46] <Cryi> No, Vixeaon is going to destroy Frozen with his ShadowBalls
[13:46] <Vixeaon> shut up
[13:47] <Frozen> If you don't attack me right now, you forfeit.
[13:47] <Gemini> You know, if you're going to get by as any sort of mage, Vixeaon, you really would do well to learn that your opponents are under no compulsion to follow your rules.
[13:47] <Vixeaon> no
[13:47] <TakeV> Who invented those rules? Seriously, element of suprise is a pretty good idea...
[13:47] <Frozen> I'll say this right now. The most I can do is give you the most horrible and unbelievable headache of your life.
[13:47] <Vixeaon> yno
[13:47] <Cryi> HE IS A MAN OF HONOR!
[13:47] <Vixeaon> do it
[13:47] <Vixeaon> lets go
[13:47] <Yoda> CRYI IS A MAN OF SCREAMING!
[13:47] <Cryi> Yep
[13:47] <Vixeaon> LET US DO THIS
[13:47] <Cryi> Lol


[13:48] <Vixeaon> ARE YOU GOING TO ATTACK E OR NOW
[13:48] <Darkflame> For some reason I just got an image in my head of Frozen and Vixeaon in a DBZ setting.
[13:48] <Vixeaon> NOT*
[13:48] <Vixeaon> your a anime freak
[13:48] <Cryi> Lol DF. Vixeaon has spikey yellow hair.
[13:48] <TakeV> Darkflame: I know, me too.
[13:49] <Darkflame> Maybe it's all the yelling...
[13:49] <Gemini> Hahaha Darkflame.
[13:50] <Cryi> If this was DBZ, I would be Krillin.
[13:50] <^KiwiKid^> Vixeaon: If you want to fight someone (IRL even) you do not wait for them to attack you, if they see no use fighting you.
[13:50] <Cryi> And Vixeaon would be that cat that floats.
[13:50] <^KiwiKid^> No, you go up and punch them, and then they respond.
[13:50] <^KiwiKid^> Same applies here, you want to fight, you start.

[13:55] <Frozen> I forfeit, Vix.
[13:55] <kalamosh> i had to work in it
[13:55] <Frozen> I challenge you to a duel.
[13:55] <Frozen> Attack me.
[13:55] <Cryi> Lol
[13:55] <Xenobius> Lol.
[13:55] <Gemini> hahahaha
[13:55] <Vixeaon> i don't accept
[13:55] <Cryi> Good one
[13:55] <^KiwiKid^> Lol
[13:55] <Vixeaon> your not worth it
[13:55] <Cryi> Then you are a coward
[13:55] <Cryi> What happened to your honor?

[13:55] <Vixeaon> then you a bitch
[13:55] <Vixeaon> that sucks dick
[13:55] <Cryi> It looks like your honor is dead
[13:55] <Vixeaon> no
[13:55] <Vixeaon> fine then you may attack me
[13:55] <kalamosh> lol
[13:55] <Vixeaon> i challenge you
[13:55] <Cryi> *_*
[13:55] <NathanE> danm...
[13:55] <kalamosh> lol\
[13:55] <Xenobius> I think someone is preparing a kick...
[13:56] <Cryi> I challange kalamosh
[13:56] <kalamosh> om
[13:56] <Frozen> This sounds like fun.
[13:56] <Vixeaon> kal i have you
[13:56] <^KiwiKid^> From inside shalt spew forht demons, that wretch upon your forehead a scar, and unto the ages shalt you be stuck to pssions and vices innumerable.
[13:56] <Yoda> that was the stupidest fucking turn around ever >.<
[13:56] <Vixeaon> warded
[13:56] <kalamosh> see the thing is
[13:56] <NathanE> this reminds me of the monk and the samurai all over agan and the samurai thinks things are fast and then gets extreamly hurt
[13:56] <^KiwiKid^> And at that, I'm off, and this bore's me
[13:56] <kalamosh> o joy
[13:56] * Vixeaon was kicked by ^KiwiKid^ (^KiwiKid^)
[13:56] <Yoda> later ^KiwiKid^
[13:56] <Gemini> Damn Kiwi, I get up for one minute to grab a snack...
[13:56] <NathanE> XD
[13:56] <^KiwiKid^> Lol.
[13:57] <Cryi> You're not going to ban him? This could get good.
[13:57] <NathanE> ^KiwiKid^ you forgot the psyhcology
[13:57] <kalamosh> *kick ^KiwiKid^
[13:57] <^KiwiKid^> Aye, my powers are great.
[13:57] <NathanE> the command is /kick <insert anme>
[13:57] <Cryi> kalamosh, you have yet to attack me.
[13:57] * kalamosh was kicked by ^KiwiKid^ (^KiwiKid^)
[13:57] <^KiwiKid^> :D
[13:57] <Cryi> Dang
[13:57] <Xenobius> Hm.
[13:57] * NathanE bows to ^KiwiKid^
[13:57] <Cryi> Now we will never finish our duel
[13:57] <^KiwiKid^> Hehe
[13:57] <^KiwiKid^> i'm off to school
[13:57] <^KiwiKid^> LVX


[13:58] * Guest216 is now known as kalamosh
[13:58] <kalamosh> the thing is i just learnd im a nyctomancer
[13:59] <Yoda> does that even exist...
[13:59] <NathanE> fingers a little too far to the right
[13:59] <kalamosh> thats what my teacher says i am
[13:59] <Yoda> wait wait... Klato, Verata, Nycto
[13:59] <Yoda> you stole that from Army of Darkness
[13:59] * AaronZ is now known as AZ|Away
[14:00] <Yoda> is that the spirit teacher>
[14:00] <kalamosh> i didnt steal that from any thing
[14:00] <Yoda> liar.
[14:00] <Yoda> of course you would say that
[14:00] <Cryi> What is a nyctomancer?
[14:00] <Gemini> It might be given to him by his 'teacher', Yoda.
[14:00] <Darkflame> Army of Darkness, some kind of game Yoda?
[14:00] <Gemini> Stolen from Army of Darkness... buwahahaha

[14:12] <Guest402> kalmosh
[14:12] <Guest402> and no
[14:12] <Guest402> I AM ALL
[14:12] <Guest402> VIXEON
[14:12] <Guest402> MORDUROX
[14:13] <Guest402> AZAXIAYN
[14:13] <Huginn> Please try to type complete thoughts out before pressing enter rather than scrolling with many short lines, Guest402
[14:13] <Guest402> AND LASTLY I AM RAYONYX
[14:13] * Guest402 was kicked by Gemini (You're also the local narcissist.)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on March 22, 2006, 03:25:00 PM
<Agent_b> oh god *covers eyes*
<Crowley> Oh yes, I have a webcam...
<VoxNocti> Enigma my ass (ok...weird visual...nevermind) 

~~~~
<VoxNocti> really...I'm on the edge of killing myself with a rusty spork right now
<VoxNocti> which doesn't make much sense since most sporks are made out of plastics, but what the hey

<Agent_b> VoxNocti if you do that can I have your body?
<Agent_b> and yes there are steel sporks from boy scout mess kits

<Forg> brb, they stop serving dinner in 10 minuts!
*** Forg is now known as Forg|food

<Crowley> That would be a silly thing to do, Vox. Suicide is a major sin, and you'd go down to Hell, and my face is the other direction... ;)

<VoxNocti> Agent_b: WHY!?!?!

<Crowley> We have 4 metal sporks in this house...

<VoxNocti> yeah, *manages to stop comment about ass in the nick of time*

<Crowley> Or is it 3?

<Agent_b> Because I want to make a zombie?
<Agent_b> Duh why else would I want a dead body besides to steal the organs and sell them

<VoxNocti> which means your ass is in the right direction...Crap...did say it >_<

<Agent_b> quoting

<VoxNocti> I can give you loads of reason Agent_b...

<Agent_b> name some more for me ^_^
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on March 22, 2006, 04:00:57 PM
<Abracadabra> whats my next provject hmm?
<Abracadabra> make a medition 3d game to get you to the deepest alter state there is
<Wombo> OR try it in real life
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on March 23, 2006, 05:28:42 PM
(18:27:21) (@Wil) I dunno -- I've been so damn tired lately I think I'm in love with my pillow...
(18:27:26) (Shadowarrior13) ......
(18:27:28) (@Wil) Hmm. That just sounds completely wrong.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 23, 2006, 09:09:36 PM
*** solstice has joined #vsociety
* Veritas_Hobo tackles solstice
* solstice is pretend
<Veritas_Hobo> But don't you wanna be a real boy?
<solstice> :p
<Veritas_Hobo> Lol
*** Veritas_Hobo is now known as Gepetto
<Gepetto> Don't tell any lies there pionchi... Solstice.
<solstice> alright, I want to be a real MAN :p
* Gepetto orders solstice a hooker.
<solstice> weeee
<Gepetto> :)
<Gepetto> Enjoy.
<solstice> hey, this is a doll!
<Gepetto> Thats okay, It was cheaper than the real thing.
* Gepetto readies air pump.
<Gepetto> hmmmm....*Reads instructions* In case of air leakage, insert caulk into hole.   ... Ironic. :)
<solstice> LOL
* Gepetto laughs hard.
***Gepetto is now known as Veritas_Hobo

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on March 26, 2006, 07:18:17 PM
* Veritas_Hobo slaps no_one_2000 around a bit with a large trout, which is on fire, and in no way can be resuced from my hands, nor put back in a river.
* Huginn snatches the trout from the hands of Veritas_Hobo and throws it back into the river. Fish number 172 saved!
<Veritas_Hobo> Lol
* Cryi discovers Veritas_Hobo's picture at uglypeople.com
* Cryi slaps Veritas_Hobo around with Windows Me
<no_one_2000> lol
* Cryi burns Veritas_Hobo's house down
* Cryi is searching for Veritas_Hobo + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 935 hits!
<no_one_2000> Eww, uglypeople.com is a real website. -_-
* Veritas_Hobo hands Cryi a paper with a large red "F" printed on it, titled "Life".
<Cryi> NNScript is one of man's greatest inventions.
* Cryi slaps Veritas_Hobo around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
*** Vinncent has quit (Quit: Goodbye)
* Veritas_Hobo burns Cryi with hot wax.
*** ABustedWatch has quit (Quit: ABustedWatch)
<Cryi> http://uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/aa4.jpg
<Cryi> Heah
* Veritas_Hobo calls forth the hand of God to smack Cryi into an abiss of nothingness.
* Cryi stabs Veritas_Hobo in the face
<Veritas_Hobo> :)
* no_one_2000 lol'd
<no_one_2000> abyss*  ^
* Veritas_Hobo plots the ebilest thing one man could do to another.
* Cryi is going to play StepMania
* Veritas_Hobo installs windows 98 on Cryi's computer.

...Action Spree.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on March 27, 2006, 08:27:00 AM
Kendamu losing his sanity (or what was left of it)

* rafnul has joined #vsociety
<Kendamu> Rafnul: Do the Mario!
* rafnul_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Kendamu> Damn it.
<Kendamu> Gatchan
* rafnul_ has joined #vsociety
<Kendamu> what the gatchan
* rafnul has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Kendamu> o.0
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on March 29, 2006, 04:53:32 PM
<Shadowarrior13> I eat the Cat poo!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on March 29, 2006, 05:24:42 PM
No fair, you can't edit the quotes :P
The REAL quote was by Shadowarrior14, not 13.
(17:52:08) (Shadowarrior14) I eat the Cat poo!
Poopyhead.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on April 08, 2006, 10:47:20 PM
<Darkflame> Wow, Crowley is on the 2002 list of greatest Britons
<Dark_Mage`> Britons?
<Gemini> People no one cares about.



<Dark_Mage`> man, so what's everyone up to
<Dark_Mage`> TakeV: Im going to PM you
<Darkflame> We are hiding from you
<^KiwiKid^> Why him?
<^KiwiKid^> Why not me?!
* Dark_Mage` hugs ^KiwiKid^ from behind
<Darkflame> Because all you do is write disturbing poetry. He's horn....
<Darkflame> O_o
<Dark_Mage`> ill ask you in a minute ^-^
<Dark_Mage`> ok, gonna PM ok KK
<Dark_Mage`> Darkflame: Im not too horny anymore lol
<TakeV> Yet another insanity statment!
* Ken|AWAY is now known as Kendamu
* Dark_Mage` humps Darkflame
* Kendamu walked in at the wrong moment
* Darkflame gets out the soap on a roap and slaps Dark_Mage` round a bit
* TakeV slaps Dark_Mage` around a bit with a large trout
<Dark_Mage`> now which "soap" are we talking about here *winks*
* Kendamu thinks he walked into Brokeback Veritas
<Dark_Mage`> I SO!!!!!! want to see that movie
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on April 16, 2006, 06:05:48 PM
<Crowley> I have seen other people in my lifetime, you know.
<solstice> your parents do not count.

<VoxNocti> I think it'll look cool though...
<Crowley> Yeah, but you're gay. And what do gay people know about fashion...? ;)

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Rafnul! on April 20, 2006, 07:55:25 PM
[20:46] rafnul: kobok: I had my eye on Edwards
[20:46] kobok: Beehe1337:  Ok, but I'm leaving in a moment.
[20:46] *** Frozen is now known as `Roz.
[20:46] rafnul: I would have voted for Edwards.  He was pretty.
[20:46] LadyKalee: I am too, catching the sunset
[20:46] `Roz: Goodnight everyone.
[20:46] kobok: rafnul:  He was an empty impossibility.
[20:46] rafnul: But he was pretty!

[21:52] Wonderer: kobok: are you saying your parents neglected you in your early childhood?
[21:52] solstice: most parents do.
[21:52] rafnul: He's saying not everyone's parents Do, or even CAN supply those things.
[21:52] Cryi: Tru gah
[21:52] kobok: Wonderer:  No, my parents provided me with each of those things.  I was fortunate.  But I'm not so naive as to think those are provided for everyone.
[21:53] * rafnul has a crush on kobok
[21:53] solstice: lol
[21:53] Wonderer: kobok: i know there not provided for everyone, i am not retarded
[21:53] kobok: rafnul:  Look, Edwards.  *points*
[21:53] rafnul: HAHAHA
[21:53] solstice: when I said older, I did not mean Koboks.
[21:53] rafnul: lmfao
[21:53] Cryi: Okay, if rafnul becomes a mod in the next few weeks, we'll all know why ;)
[21:53] rafnul: hahahaha
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Forg on April 24, 2006, 10:05:40 PM
<milesguidon> thats probably because henry samueli, the man whose name the engineering school bears, did  a lot of work with wireless
<milesguidon> but at least wireless interests me.
<kobok> milesguidon:  And he takes undergrads.
<milesguidon> kobok, how do you know this
<milesguidon> do you just go on google and search really fast?
<milesguidon> or do you have a book with everything in it, and you just yell UCLA really loud
<milesguidon> and the pages turn
<Forg|work> ahahahaha
<kobok> lol
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on April 24, 2006, 10:48:02 PM
My thought, exactly...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: psychicT0201 on April 26, 2006, 02:55:43 PM
No fair, you can't edit the quotes :P
The REAL quote was by Shadowarrior14, not 13.
(17:52:08) (Shadowarrior14) I eat the Cat poo!
Poopyhead.

(Which was me)  :) 

Now joo eat dat cat poo!! :P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on April 30, 2006, 12:08:35 AM
<Rafnul> My path of Satanism was very much a destructive, left hand path.
<Zake> the path of the angsty teenager.
<Shadowarrior13> Zing!
<Darkflame> so emo
<Zake> ...someone should actually found something like that.  they'd have to call it something better, though- The Way of the Vengeful Rising Star or something.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on May 05, 2006, 05:31:10 PM
<Nereus> Step 1: Use genetics to splice man, pig, and bear
<Nereus> Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
<ChezNips> I take it you havent seen the southpark episode on that
<Nereus> Nope. Just Fark references.
* PsiBlade has joined #VSociety
<Darkflame> The gnomes steal my underwear
<PsiBlade> ...
<PsiBlade> Why do I always walk in on something like that?
<ChezNips> DF...they need fertilizer for their mushrooms from somewhere
<Nereus> Mm... Mushrooms.
<PsiBlade> Ahh, and suddenly I remember why I love this place
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on May 16, 2006, 12:39:47 AM
<Rafnul_> I'm starting to realize that for the priesthood, they pretty much expect you to believe in God
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on May 18, 2006, 02:32:42 AM
<kobok> solstice:  Do you really care to discuss the details of scripture, or are you just trying to wave your hand to distract from the question of how you tell a bear cloud from a wolf cloud?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on May 20, 2006, 02:55:12 AM
[ 05:45 23 AM] PerfectChaosZero: You are full of lonelyness, my child.
[ 05:45 41 AM] Crowley: Yes, I know...

[ 05:55 28 AM] * ^KiwiKid^ hugs Crowley quickly but lovingly, then runs off before he can do anything. Kiwi is faster.
[ 05:55 28 AM] * Huginn tazers ^KiwiKid^ and pushes him off of a bridge
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on June 01, 2006, 07:46:41 PM
Creature is not worthy.

<kakkarot> I'm listening to the fight with the Black Night. I rock.
<kakkarot> "Right! I'll do you for that!"
<Creature> Is that rock music?
<kakkarot> D:
<Creature> Rock music is stupid
<@Shadowarrior13> 'tis only a flesh wound!
<kakkarot> you *don't* *know*?!
<kakkarot> it's the BLACK FRIGGING KNIGHT!
<kakkarot> how can you not know while claiming to be someone even half-way important?!
<Creature> I'm sorry. I'm unfamiliar w/ that name
* Creature puts on Ella Fitzgerald
<@Forg> Creature, do not blasphem my gods or you will feel my wrath!

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on June 02, 2006, 01:34:22 PM
<Cryi> We know how difficult it is for mature people to talk to girls.
<Cryi> Because they have COOTIES.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Rafnul! on June 02, 2006, 05:39:29 PM
You suck at life.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on June 06, 2006, 04:51:30 PM
(16:47:24) (@Forg|work) I am going to attempt to instal linux now, if I don't return in a few days, burn the mentor program
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on June 08, 2006, 03:16:13 PM
<VoxNocti> why blush for Crowles? I'm sure he's still a virgin too;)
<Creature> I'm sure he is.
<Creature> W/ Cro' personality it'd be hard to get laid.
<Creature> (no offence, Crowbar)

Edit: This better, Creature? ;)

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on June 08, 2006, 03:45:35 PM
<Creature> W/ Cro's personality it'd be hard to get laid.
<Creature> (no offence, Crowbar) :)

No, you dodo! Quote the stuff before that or it's not funny!

<VoxNocti> why blush for Crowles? I'm sure he's still a virgin too;)
<Creature> I'm sure he is.
<Creature> W/ Cro' personality it'd be hard to get laid.
<Creature> (no offence, Crowbar)

Correct it before I get upset and anti-matter you!

In other news, here's the truth about Crowbar's (and other Veritans') romantic exploits:

<Dark_Mage> Shadowarrior13: I've been cheating on you with...CROWLEY!!! *dramatic music* DUN DUN DUN!!
<TakeV> Dark_Mage: I've been cheating on you with Crowley too.
<TakeV> 0.o
<Dark_Mage> Man, Crowley's a playa...
<Creature> The drama unfolds!
<TakeV> And I have been cheating on Crowley with VoxNocti.
...
<Dark_Mage> and ive been cheating on VoxNocti with you TakeV
....
<TakeV> Dark_Mage: I've been cheating on you with myself.

Edit: More truth surfaces about our favorite Crowbar:

<Shadowarrior13> Crowley speaks ebonics! >.>
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on June 08, 2006, 07:37:05 PM
Oh god. Veritas Soap Opera >_<

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on June 11, 2006, 07:06:32 PM
<Cryi> Also, you didn't accept my friend request on Myspace.
<TakeV> Cryi: Speaking of which, I do not appreciate you leaving "smoke weed everyday" as a comment.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on June 12, 2006, 05:23:21 PM
<Cryi> Telepathy with SW would suck.
<Shadowarrior13> :O
<Cryi> ...in a good way? >.>
<Shadowarrior13> That better be a different SW, or I'll stamp you.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on June 14, 2006, 04:31:33 PM
<Float`> someone once told me! Love would all save usssss! But how could that be? Look what love gave ussss!
<Float`> >_>
<Ath|Animating> syphilis?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on June 18, 2006, 03:57:48 PM
[08:47:13] * Crowley smiles
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on June 19, 2006, 12:00:17 PM
<solstice> Would British humour be an oxymoron?
<solstice> not*
<Faijer> As much as American Intelligence.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: DownRodeo on June 20, 2006, 08:52:53 AM
Rofl, you got owned by a fajier love! haha
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on June 26, 2006, 10:45:35 PM
[ 01:50 24 AM] Shadowarrior13: You're a pedophile, Rafnul.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on July 12, 2006, 05:38:26 PM
* FFD pours water on powdered water.
* powdered_water is glad he's wearing a yellow rain slicker
<Darkflame> but is it a yellow snow slicker?
<Darkflame> X)
<powdered_water> ...
<powdered_water> wtf
<Darkflame> is powdered water made from powder snow?
<FFD> Help...
* Kendamu has joined #vsociety

Kendamu to the rescue!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on July 18, 2006, 04:24:13 PM
* Shadowarrior13 sets mode: +o ^KiwiKid^
<Raitaro> * Shadowarrior13 sets mode: +o Raitaro
<Raitaro> <.<
<ShadowX> :P
* Shadowarrior13 sets mode: +o Raitaro
* Shadowarrior13 sets mode: -o Raitaro
<Raitaro> O_O
<Shadowarrior13> Fun?
<FFD> heh
aitaro> Yah its like an all body orgasm...of the mind
<Shadowarrior13> Gah, I wish.
* ShadowX has quit IRC (Quit: (Ewwwwwwww!)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on July 18, 2006, 11:59:38 PM
[02:51] <Rafnul|sleep> Wow, so my best friend really is going to be a bounty hunter.
[02:51] <zaduma> Rafnul|sleep: what?
[02:52] <Rafnul|sleep> He just finished an internship today
[02:52] <TakeV> Rafnul|sleep: Awesome. Does he get a jetpack?
[02:52] <Rafnul|sleep> ...
[02:52] <Rafnul|sleep> Well, Bail Bonds Agent
[02:52] <zaduma> TakeV: comes standard
[02:52] <Rafnul|sleep> Not really bounty hunter...
[02:52] <Shadowx089> ...soo no jetpack?
[02:52] <Rafnul|sleep> No... we're talking about real life.
[02:53] <zaduma> well fuck your friend and his no fucking jet pack
[02:53] <TakeV> Rafnul|sleep: Bubba Fett has a jetpack.
[02:53] <zaduma> zaduma watch your fucking language
[02:54] * zaduma (zaduma@fa28572d.hsd1.in.5aa6454b.net.hmsk) has left #Vsociety (Got kicked by zaduma, for cussing, even though he isn't an op..)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on July 19, 2006, 03:13:44 PM
<`Nazukarr> Damn. I can't seem to find my baby's daddy anywhere.
<FFD> What?!
* Samael steps out from behind the bush


Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Mobius on July 21, 2006, 08:04:42 PM
[20:03:34] <kakkarot> is 4400 like the 2600?
[20:04:01] <kakkarot> oh, sci fi program.
[20:04:01] <Cryi> No
[20:04:02] <Cryi> It's better
[20:04:18] <Gemini> Which is, incidently, the best show outside of Carnivale. Get it.
[20:04:26] * kakkarot attempts to disbelieve
[20:04:55] <kakkarot> [21:02:18] -GameServ- Result (1#1d20+3):  6 <-- shit
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on July 21, 2006, 08:05:50 PM
you missed a part
[21:01:58] * kakkarot attempts to disbelieve
[21:02:08] <Gemini> Oh look, you failed your save.
[21:02:13] <Cryi> :O
[21:02:27] <kakkarot> [21:02:18] -GameServ- Result (1#1d20+3):  6 <-- shit
[21:02:34] <Gemini> hahaha
[21:02:56] * kakkarot stabs gemini in his third-eye :P

*stabs gem again*

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on July 24, 2006, 12:41:13 PM
* Raitaro slaps Huginn around a bit with a large trout
* Huginn punches Raitaro
<Raitaro> -_-
<Huginn> :)

* Raitaro slaps Muninn around a bit with a large trout
<Raitaro> Ravens dont punch people Huginn -_-
<Huginn> I'll peck you to death then.
<Raitaro> O_o
<Raitaro> *Meow
<Raitaro> I would like to see you try Huginn
 VoxNocti has joined #vsociety
<Crowley> Hello, Vox.
* Raitaro points at his viscous man eating hot pocket
<VoxNocti> Eya
<VoxNocti> Raitaro: Errr...?
* Raitaro is had a slight disagreement with Huginn
 VoxNocti can't do anything BUT blink
<VoxNocti> *blinks*
<Huginn> I think that's a perfectly reasonable response to being slapped with a trout...
<Crowley> Good blinking there, Vox.
<VoxNocti> Thank you.
* Raitaro suspects Huginn is no longer a bot O_o
<VoxNocti> No shit sherlock ^_^
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on July 24, 2006, 02:49:06 PM
[17:47] <TakeV> Crowley: Well, you have liquid hydrogen in your veins.
[17:47] <Raitaro> Crowley dosent have veins...
[17:47] <Raitaro> Hes a big floating ball of love <3
[17:47] * UbberSensativo (LilLadyKal@368f869d.sttlwa.dsl-w.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: You cannot transform any aspect of your life that you have not fully experienced)
[17:47] * VoxNocti (halcyon.j.@4b149e0a.adsl.93edb105.nl.hmsk) Quit (Quit: VoxNocti)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Daska_123 on July 25, 2006, 02:41:29 AM
<solstice> I have clothes; are they the wrong ones? lol
<Helper> Yes.
<Helper> :P
* solstice removes
<Helper> O.o
<Helper> Okay... Right Well okies.
<solstice> 2 4 6 8: jiggle jiggle, shake shake!
<Helper> LOL LMAO
<Helper> *hacks due to laughing*
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on July 30, 2006, 09:30:55 AM
[02:26:06] <Shadowx089> whats up with this psi_vamp on the forums?
[02:26:38] <Raitaro> Hes a wanna-be vampire blood fetisher goth kid?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on July 30, 2006, 09:46:14 AM
<Gemini> For the record, hot dogs and orange juice do not complement one another very well.
<FFD> No duh
<powdered_water> Uhuh...
<Waya> Yeah.  It's time enough you should've woken up, Gemini.
<Shadowx089> orange juice don't go good with a lot of things. :P
<FFD> Orange juice isn't good
<Waya> Orange juice IS good.
<Waya> Just not with hot dogs.
<Raitaro> Or other foods
<Shadowx089> lol
<FFD> Or with itself
<Gemini> It seems most of you know nothing of juice and its subtletys.
<powdered_water> Or with a tongue
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on August 09, 2006, 12:12:44 PM
[15:10:31] <FFD> It used to be something like Crowley is a perky breasted female of the appropriate breeding age
[15:10:39] <Shadowarrior13> I remember that.
[15:10:50] <Crowley> I might well be...
[15:10:55] <Shadowarrior13> I wish...
[15:11:04] <FFD> Why....
[15:11:14] <FFD> Do you have sex dreams about Crowley?
[15:11:15] <Crowley> ... not
[15:11:29] <Crowley> I hope not. That would be disturbing...
[15:11:29] <`Nazukarr> Do you?
[15:11:30] <Raitaro> *Wet dreams I beleve they're called
[15:11:30] <Shadowarrior13> No. I would if he was f emale.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on August 11, 2006, 07:53:08 PM
[12:44:06] <NathanE> I AM MAN HEAR ME ROAR!
[12:44:08] <NathanE> meow...
[12:44:13] <Shadowarrior13> Raaaarrr
[12:44:43] <Nazukarr> I can feel the estrogen level climbing now.
[12:45:19] <NathanE> Yes I guess so that means more more ice cream and chick flicks XD
[12:45:37] <NathanE> and women in lacy undergarments <3
[12:46:14] <Nazukarr> I think most of those chick flicks are hilarious.
[12:46:37] <NathanE> they are most of the time
[12:47:10] <Shadowarrior13> I'm with NathanE...
[12:47:18] <Shadowarrior13> Bring on the lacy garments!
[12:49:22] <NathanE> WOOT!!
[12:49:42] <NathanE> I am just glad roz wassent here to kick my ass for saying that ^_^;;
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on August 13, 2006, 04:33:37 PM
Solstice is weird around me...
I think you made a typo. It should be "Solstice is weird."
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Daska_123 on August 13, 2006, 06:39:37 PM
Solstice is weird around me...
I think you made a typo. It should be "Solstice is weird."
True. lol k
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on August 14, 2006, 09:38:37 AM
You guys are now my whitnesses...

Quote
[ 12:38 07 PM] solstice: I have two tickets to X event... wanna go with me? :P
[ 12:39 35 PM] Forga-go-go: I would if we lived anywhere near eachother ;)
[ 12:39 51 PM] solstice: that can be arranged.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TheThing on August 14, 2006, 09:42:55 AM
Can I come?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on August 16, 2006, 02:12:55 PM
<Crowley> Cloning isn't actually a rule, just a guideline...
<`Gemini> Says the man who created a script to autokick clones...
<Crowley> I never had it active...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on August 16, 2006, 02:16:31 PM
* Jenny16 has joined #vsociety
<Nazukarr> Heya Jenny16.
<Shadowarrior13> Jenny, you're so hawt.
<Shadowarrior13> Have my babies!
* Frozen falls over laughing
* Nazukarr facepalms.
<Frozen> Jenny, you sexy thing.
<FFD> >_>
* Jenny16 laughs
<FFD> I'm scared for my life...
* ^KiwiKid^ giggles
<Nazukarr> I feel like Im missing something here..
<Nazukarr> Must be an inside joke or something.
<Frozen> Yeah, you missed something.
<FFD> Alot of somethinsg
<Crowley> Did someone forget to send me a memo?
<Frozen> Yes, Crowley, yes.
<Crowley> Curses...
<FFD> Why the 16?
<Faijer> You don't have a desk to send them to, Crowley. I used that to make my train set...
<^KiwiKid^> 16 years old?
<^KiwiKid^> :p
<FFD> meh
<FFD> heh
<Frozen> Damnit, and Kobok isn't here to see this.
<Jenny16> Really? Damn.
* Jenny16 is now known as `Gemini
<^KiwiKid^> aw
<Nazukarr> So that's what Im missing. lmao
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on August 26, 2006, 04:14:23 PM
<Rafnul> Rafnul - I'm not insane ;)
<Rafnul> kobok*
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on August 30, 2006, 06:39:34 PM
<Shadowarrior13> I work the street corners.
<Shadowarrior13> Daddy kobok, here's your cut.
* Shadowarrior13 hands kobok a 50$
<kobok> Shadowarrior13:  It's hard out here for a pimp.  Always making money cause I gotta pay the rent.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on September 01, 2006, 02:41:03 PM
<VoxNocti>I'm bored. Anyone got any spiffy chi questions
<BEhive> Who invented Radki?
<kakkarot> Chuck Norris accidentally released radki into the world during one of his morning workouts where he kicked a hole in the universe. Subsequently, it's been realized that Chuck Norris' morning workouts are also responsible for death, havoc, love, and those little rubber feet on the bottom of keyboards and some mice.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Creature on September 05, 2006, 03:01:04 PM
<b0b> Crowley... remove your hand from Huginn's arse. There are children present!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on September 07, 2006, 12:36:16 PM
<solstice> Raitaro, is the MOST common STD.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on September 08, 2006, 01:29:42 PM
God Damnit Solstice! You're going down!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on September 09, 2006, 01:33:23 AM
God Damnit Solstice! You're going down!
Not with you apparently :p
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on September 09, 2006, 12:48:49 PM
God Damnit Solstice! You're going down!
Not with you apparently :p

He will be wether he wants to or no


bring protection
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Razeroth on September 10, 2006, 09:35:44 AM
Like a trojan? :P For who, you? LMAO

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on September 11, 2006, 02:44:37 PM
<`Wil> Prophecy has to go heal some baby seals.
<`Nazukarr> Really?
<`Nazukarr> Wait...
<Frozen> Way to go there, `Naz.
<`Nazukarr> Logic kicked in five seconds after he said that. :/
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on September 16, 2006, 08:22:27 PM
*First part edited*

<`Nazukarr> Doesn't that mean Shadowarrior13 is stuck with no power?
<Shadowarrior13> `Nazukarr: I have power, and it's the only thing I need. :P
<Shadowarrior13> I can do this, for instance...
* Shadowarrior13 sets mode: +q Muninn!*@*
<Shadowarrior13> Oh, duih.
* Shadowarrior13 sets mode: -v Muninn
<Shadowarrior13> ? Kichara
<Shadowarrior13> Take THAT.
<Shadowarrior13> Oh, wait!
<Shadowarrior13> ? Shadowarrior13
* Shadowarrior13 dances

.... A little bit later, Muninn still can't talk....

<Gemini> ? Shadowarrior13
<Shadowarrior13> Didn't help. :P
<Frozen> EMO!!!!! http://shadow13.ytmnd.com/
<Gemini> Hahahaha
<`Nazukarr> Hahahahaha.
<Kichara> bwahaha
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on September 17, 2006, 11:01:05 AM
<TakeV> Fire tastes good due to biofeedback!

Elsewhere...
<`Wil> What 12 yr old posing as a 17 yr old goth WOULDN'T love cookies and the numbers 123?
<kobok> `Wil:  Good question.  Lets ask Shadowarrior13 when he gets back to the computer.  ;)
<Shadowarrior13> The answer is: None!
<kobok> Well there you have it.
<Shadowarrior13> We all love cookies and rainbows and unicorns and daiseys...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Daska_123 on September 17, 2006, 11:52:11 AM
<01:27pm> <@Shadowarrior13> I cna tlak!!!
<01:27pm> * kobok sets mode: -m
<01:27pm> <Raitaro> Damnit _
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on September 17, 2006, 02:07:49 PM
<Faijer> For what? "Can you help?"   "... ... ... Have you tried plugging it in? ... ... Yes. Okay. Have you tried turning your computer on and off?"
<Raitaro> x.x
<Faijer> *off and on
<Raitaro> It happens sadly.
<Raitaro> No matter how many times you state your computer credentials.
<Faijer> You didn't think it was based on nothing, did you 
* Folquee has quit IRC
<Faijer> "I'm sorry, let me make this clear, I'm Bill Gates. I made the computer you're using. Of course I tried plugging it in and turning it off and on!"
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Arinil on September 25, 2006, 06:22:24 PM
<Arinil> Oh, you missed a discussion on pr0n on here to have one in real life?
<FFD> No, I was in an online game
<Arinil> An online game...involving pr0n?
<FFD> While someone around me discussed pr0n.
<Arinil> Ah.
* Arinil makes a resolution not to say pr0n for the next 30 minutes.
<FFD> Not to say what?
<Arinil> Sneaky.
<Arinil> But I'm not that slow.
*** Shadowarrior13 changed topic to Welcome: The Veritas Society - http://vsociety.net | Join our on-topic discussion channel: #VMeta | Rules: http://vsociety.net/wiki/Veritas_rules | #VMeta lectures coming soon! See: http://forums.vsociety.net/topic/9058.0 | Applications for the psi course have now closed. PMs will be sent out soon, so don't bother kobok. | pr0n
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on September 26, 2006, 11:42:09 AM
[ 02:48 27 PM] Beruxen: I didn't know Kalee was 50
[ 02:48 29 PM] Beruxen: erm 40[/quote]
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Daska_123 on September 26, 2006, 11:44:12 AM
lies! Stop lying solstice! You didn't post it all anyways! Grawrl *bites*
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vox Nocti on September 26, 2006, 04:21:25 PM
* Crowley sets mode: -b test!*@*
* Crowley sets mode: +b test!*@*
* Crowley sets mode: -b test!*@*
<Shadowarrior13> Having fun?
<Crowley> Yes.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on September 26, 2006, 06:53:11 PM
<`Nazukarr> Shadowarrior13 - Mods are supposed to be nice to everyone. Be niiice. :)
<Shadowarrior13> `Nazukarr: I'm off duty.
<Shadowarrior13> Note the absence of badge.
<Shadowarrior13> >.>
<Shadowarrior13> Dude, I want to get a giant gold metal snail
<Shadowarrior13> And keep it in my wallet
<Shadowarrior13> So I can just flip it open, and go "I'm with the ops."
<Shadowarrior13> That'd be the coolest thing ever.




<Silver_Archer> Did crowley's bot just go insane?
<Shin_no_Mushin> I think Crowley's just messing with them...
<Rafnul> Yeah that seems more likely
<Forg> Crowley is undoubtably asleep
<Silver_Archer> naah
<Silver_Archer> crowley cant be despicable enough to do something like this.
<Huginn> Please stop flooding, Silver_Archer.
<Shin_no_Mushin> Yeah, but I should be asleep too, right?
<Huginn> Please stop flooding, Shin_no_Mushin.
<Shin_no_Mushin> ...
<Silver_Archer> ok. I think I cracked it.
* Huginn was kicked by Forg (somefin's wrong)
* Huginn has joined #VSociety
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Huginn
<Forg> crap...
* Forg sets mode: +b *!*@eafa217a.dsl.in-addr.zen.14056081.uk.hmsk
<Shin_no_Mushin> Well, you gave it your best...
<Rafnul> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* Huginn was kicked by Forg (somefin's wrong)
<Silver_Archer> ok... what the shit is going on?
<Shin_no_Mushin> He banned Huginn.
<Silver_Archer> Forg, I dont think so.... either Crowley IS much more despicable than I thought he already was, or someone has hacked into huginn :P
* Forg sets mode: -b *!*@eafa217a.dsl.in-addr.zen.14056081.uk.hmsk
<Rafnul> I was just thinking after you kicked it "It should have an auto revenant feature"
<Silver_Archer> I dont think bots randomly ban people. more importantly, a crowley bot will never be programmed with a typo in tis kick message.

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Arinil on September 27, 2006, 05:50:29 PM
<TakeV> kobok: I can imagine you TPSing a bunch of MS employies to hand grenade the MS building to death.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on September 29, 2006, 04:24:22 PM
[ 07:27 02 PM] Martial_Thoughts: and let's not forget my engaged roomate entering the room...
[ 07:27 05 PM] Martial_Thoughts: now
[ 07:27 14 PM] solstice: which room?
[ 07:27 22 PM] Martial_Thoughts: the living room
[ 07:27 33 PM] Martial_Thoughts: well, he's in his bedroom with his future wife now
[ 07:27 35 PM] solstice: what is the significance of this?
[ 07:27 44 PM] Martial_Thoughts: I'm changing the subject
[ 07:27 51 PM] solstice: oh, whatever.
[ 07:27 54 PM] Martial_Thoughts: cleverly
[ 07:28 11 PM] solstice: not really, because you're jealous.  the subject is the same, with a new context.
[ 07:28 40 PM] Martial_Thoughts: that is true. I am jealous, even though I don't think his fiancee is that cute, or that smart, or that good at singing
[ 07:28 50 PM] Martial_Thoughts: I hated her as the lead in our high school musical
[ 07:29 50 PM] Martial_Thoughts: but that's why he's marrying her and not me
[ 07:30 03 PM] solstice: lol
[ 07:30 03 PM] Martial_Thoughts: wait... that's why he's marrying her and I'm not
[ 07:30 06 PM] solstice: HAHA
[ 07:30 15 PM] Martial_Thoughts: >.> <.<
[ 07:30 15 PM] solstice: omg, wow.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on September 29, 2006, 07:15:30 PM
<Gemini> Hello MoonLady. I haven't seen you about in some time.
<Shadowarrior13> I can't say that I remember you, but hey anyways.
<Gemini> She comes around once in a blue moon. :)
<Darkflame> lol
<Gemini> Somebody shoot me, that sounds almost kobokian.
* Arinil tuts.
<Gemini> I respect many things about that man, and his sense of humor is not one of them. <.<
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on October 06, 2006, 07:32:08 PM
<Shadowarrior13> I was a fairy warrior!
<Shadowarrior13> I had wings and shit.
<ChezNips> now hes just a fairy
<solstice> You're still a fairy.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Arinil on October 06, 2006, 07:41:28 PM
<ChezNips> you made him your biatch?
<Shadowarrior13> Yeah.
<Dark_Mage> ...Which reminds me, I need to do my eyebrows...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on October 07, 2006, 07:30:10 PM
<ChezNips> ok I admit, I'm an emo, you found me out


Look's like everyone's been coming out of the closet recently.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Arinil on October 07, 2006, 08:41:03 PM
<`Naz> Anything happen while I was away?
<`Naz> No `Naz, nothing happens here.
<`Naz> Mmmkay.

And the sanity slowly drains away...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Big Boss on October 08, 2006, 12:38:34 AM
<kobok> Martial_Thoughts:  I don't think it's legal to add bleach to food in any appreciable quantities.
<kNIFE> so i got nothing to lose
<kobok> Martial_Thoughts:  I mean clearly there is chlorine in tap water sometimes, but in small amounts.
<kNIFE> and it's so tasty too :P
<Martial_Thoughts> haha... I'd still find it very novel to open up a can of peanuts and see "WARNING! MAY CONTAIN CHLORINE!"
<Martial_Thoughts> it's like... a spice you can't quite put your finger on
<kobok> ...without turning it white.  :-P
<Martial_Thoughts> they'd call them "Albino nuts"
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: ThiefDeath on October 08, 2006, 01:14:13 AM
<Darkflame> Not all people who die have really lived. Then again, many of those who have lived never really died.
<kobok> Darkflame:  10% of them to be precise.
<kobok> 10% of all humans ever born have never died.
<Darkflame> ?
<kobok> .
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<kNIFE> what...
<Guest_vm2Gl> hi
<Venus666> hey
* Guest_vm2Gl is now known as master_hamy
<Darkflame> The only thing Ti calculators are good for is playing games during math
<kobok> Darkflame:  Or writing games.  :)
<Darkflame> Yeah, there's that too
<Ath> obviously you have not seen ascii pr0n
<Darkflame> I used to write programs to do the math for me. ^_^
<kobok> Ath:  I'd be more aroused by the math...
* Ath has seen ascii pr0n on an 80286 ... running Amiga i think... fuck.bat
<kNIFE> kobok LOL
<Darkflame> kobok, is it the curves that turn you on?
<Ath> perfect formula for the B cup breast curve
<Darkflame> Or the possibility for integration?
<Darkflame> of*
<Ath> and volume
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<Darkflame> I'm trying to keep it purely innuendo here Ath >_<
<Ath> congruent breasts formula =3
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on October 08, 2006, 02:51:00 AM
Aww, you forgot the best part

<kobok> Darkflame:  Well, you know how sqrt(4-(|x|-2)^2) can be...
<Darkflame> O_O
<kNIFE> 2-(|x|-2) ?
* kNIFE ponders
<kobok> kNIFE:  You can't do that to sqrt...
<Darkflame> kobok, graphmatica just happened to draw that in yellow >_<
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Frozen on October 08, 2006, 10:23:44 PM
What classic moments we miss with Mr. Gemini

[01:19] <Gemini> I wonder what would happen if I did a jig in the planter about how I liked girls.
[01:20] <Frozen> Hahahaha.
[01:20] <Frozen> I wonder how many girls would start chasing you.
[01:20] <Gemini> ha
[01:20] <Frozen> Or British men in speedos, you know.
[01:20] <Gemini> GAH
[01:20] <Frozen> ^_^
[01:20] <Gemini> DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME
[01:20] <Gemini> I LIKE GIRLS DAMN IT
[01:20] <Gemini> GIRLS
[01:21] <Frozen> Quoted. Bahahaha.
[01:21] <Gemini> >.>
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on October 12, 2006, 01:20:04 PM
[14:17:14] * Ninja_KlOwn has joined #VSociety
[14:18:04] * Prophecy Quit
[14:18:58] <Ninja_KlOwn> I see the intelligent discussion has ended.

edit:

<Tesla> who wants to be a vampire anyway???????????????
<`Nazukarr> Tesla - Many people. :(
<kakkarot> tesla: the sad little kids who were kicked out of emo group >.>
<`Nazukarr> Vampire was around way before. :P
<kakkarot> yeah, but the recent surge was not >.>
<`Nazukarr> The emos were gothic/vampire rebels. :P
<Tesla> well, eternal life sounds good
<`Nazukarr> Are, rather.
<kakkarot> besides, i get to make fun of emos, so it's a win.
<Shadowarrior13> It can be obtained without vampirism. :P
<`Nazukarr> Of course. Which explains why Shadowarrior13 is emortal.

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on October 14, 2006, 12:34:24 AM
[13:01] <Razeroth> Speaking of which, how do I change my name here?
[13:02] <Razeroth> Uh...
[13:02] <FxChiP> /nick newnick
[13:02] <Razeroth> Good, thanks.
[13:02] * Razeroth is now known as newnick
[13:03] <Silver_Archer> You're thick...
[13:03] <newnick> This doesn't work so well...
[13:03] <FxChiP> ...

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Razeroth on October 14, 2006, 11:34:26 AM
...

I'll find something on you SILVER!!!!!!

It will just take a while...

Maybe I'll find something on the bot...

-Razeroth
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on October 14, 2006, 01:20:00 PM
Raitaro> NO-ONE likes going out with a guy with bushy eyebrows.
<Shadowarrior13> I have a girlfriend.
<Shadowarrior13> Thus making your point moot.
<Crowley> Bushy eyebrowed guys might...
<Crowley> You are moot...
<Dark_Mage> Nazukarr: At school, cause I didnt say I would do my eyebrows.
<Shadowarrior13> Your mother is moot.
<Dark_Mage> wtf is moot.
<Nazukarr> Ah. ;)
<Raitaro> ROFL
<Crowley> Mention my mother again, and I will track you down and tear you limb from limb while pouring ants down your throat. Understand?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on October 15, 2006, 09:06:36 PM
<Dark_Mage> I use those when my hand skin shed.s
<Dark_Mage> Like today.
<Atticus_Kich> ...what?
<Dark_Mage> And I use lotion every morning and night.
<`Nazukarr> Sheds? o_o
<Dark_Mage> Yes, like literally shed. I can see the skin coming off.
<Silver_Archer> `Nazukarr, some of our members are reptiles. Respect the user diversity :)
<Dark_Mage> They get really rough too.
<`Nazukarr> Silver_Archer - Hahaha.
<Dark_Mage> =.=
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on October 16, 2006, 04:46:27 AM
* Beruxen has joined #VSociety
<Beruxen> Crowley have you seen my new quit msg recently?
<Crowley> Beruxen: No. Why don't you quit and then I will have?
<Beruxen> Well here it is: Crowley: Rowley: Owley: Wley: Ley: Ey: Y: YHWH
<Crowley> Oh, that one.
<Beruxen> And wow now I got to go actully :o
<Beruxen> Yes, that one.
<Beruxen> I'm curious as to your thoughts on it Crowley.
<Crowley> Very witty.
<Beruxen> lol k
<Beruxen> Okay well now I must be gone I suppose.
<Beruxen> Bye peeps!
* Beruxen has quit IRC (Client Quit)
<Darkflame> O_o
<Darkflame> so much for the message...
<Crowley> Indeed.
<Tesla> haha
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on October 18, 2006, 07:02:42 AM
So we were talking about Bush and his new space policy.

<Kendamu> Welcome to the Earth Zoo!  Here you'll find a large area for our underdeveloped animals to play in!  Watch you!  The sand-dwelling ones throw anthrax!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Big Boss on October 21, 2006, 01:06:10 AM
<Silver_Archer> `TD, you initialised Uranus[Giga] without the right authorization codes. We are all going to die fool!
<Martial_Thoughts> but Silver, you can just save us
<Martial_Thoughts> as long as you have that ring of power on you
<Silver_Archer> Martial_Thoughts, I left it at home.
<Martial_Thoughts> ...
<`TD> Initializing Uranus[Tera]
<`TD> Defense mechanisms
<`TD> (fp=intruder)
<`TD> (intruder detected)
<`TD> PRS(0).Uranus.fpscan
<Huginn> `TD: Please try to type complete thoughts out before pressing enter, rather than scrolling with many short lines.
<`TD> status = [128/24].util
<`TD> scanning sub-frame
<Huginn> `TD: Please stop flooding.
* Martial_Thoughts puts his head between his legs and kisses his ass goodbye
<`TD> (SC.SBFRM-q2/q3/q4)
<`TD> RTS611 detect.....
<`TD> EMERGENCY
<`TD> SHUTDOWN
<`TD> {exit/(disable)/}
<`TD> Initializing Uranus[Tera].BIN
*** `TD has been kicked by Huginn (Automatic kick - Scrolling <Kicks - 76>)
*** `TD has joined #VSociety
* Silver_Archer runs home to get his ring of power.
<Silver_Archer> Ah, here she is *puts it on*
<Martial_Thoughts> hurry silver!!! HURRY!!!
* Silver_Archer saves teh worldzors.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on October 21, 2006, 02:26:29 PM
*** Crowley has unbanned *!*@*.6ca5f07d.81.198.imsk on #VSociety
<Crowley> Woops, wrong button. ^_^
*** Crowley has banned *!*@*.6ca5f07d.81.198.imsk on #VSociety
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Remakai on October 29, 2006, 02:52:57 AM
(07:28:31) (Silver_Archer) Foamy is like.. a nickname that draws too much attention.
(07:28:44) (Silver_Archer) Its the kind of word that can attract only absolute love or absolute hate. nothing in the middle.
(07:30:13) (Foamy) 0.o
(07:30:17) (Foamy) Am I loved or hated?
(07:30:24) (Venus666) i love you foamy
(07:30:43) (Venus666) i cast my vote
(07:30:55) (Foamy) :) Yay.
(07:31:09) (Silver_Archer) Foamy, I dont know. I read the nickname and I feel an intense urge to burn my house down and kill my neighbours. Does this mean I hate you?
(07:31:43) (Silver_Archer) Hmm. Nah. It means I love it. :P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on October 29, 2006, 10:11:05 AM
<Forg> I'm gonna say what I say to all woman.
<^KiwiKid^> Sex me?
* kakkarot stalks quiety and invisibly behind raitaro and bashes him upside the head again.
<^KiwiKid^> Hehe
<Forg> Sadie: zomg! a woman!
<^KiwiKid^> Sex me is better...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on November 03, 2006, 08:06:35 PM
The day has come! The revolution begins :D Shadowarrior has started us off in our discourse

[18:37:49] * Shadowarrior13 sets mode: +b *!*YHWH@*.demon.14056081.uk.hmsk
(That's Crowley/Aziraphale, if you don't know)

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on November 04, 2006, 10:40:35 AM
[ 01:44 15 PM] *** Mode change "-b *!*YHWH@*.demon.14056081.uk.hmsk" for channel #vsociety by ChanServ.
[ 01:44 19 PM] *** Crowley (YHWH@dd8bc149.demon.14056081.uk.hmsk) has joined #vsociety.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on November 05, 2006, 05:11:57 PM
* Folquee rubs Nazu's ass
<`TD> now the big question is.. is FOLQUEE a guy?
<Folquee> :o
<`TD> ( or a fish, etc. )
<Folquee> I am...
<`Nazukarr> Folquee...
<Folquee> A GAUY
<Folquee> >:O
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<solstice> hi.
<Folquee> Helo
<solstice> Hell.
<`TD> solstice what shall his punishment be
<solstice> Death by snoo-snoo.
<`Nazukarr> LOL.
<Folquee> Yay!
<`Nazukarr> Ily.
<`Nazukarr> That was really funny.
<solstice> exexex.
<`TD> i think we all know too much about eachother now
<solstice> lol
<solstice> naw.
<`TD> distance. professionalism
<Folquee> brb
<Guest_E6oON> whats a sno snoo?
<`TD> lets talk about the occult....
<Shadowarrior13> 5 dollars in bangkok.
<solstice> hahaha.
<`Nazukarr> Hahaha.
* solstice gets the golf club
<`Nazukarr> Wow, I'm going to quote this. ^_^

Hahaha, I actually laughed.

And if you don't know what snoo-snoo is, watch the episode of Futurama where they end up in some Amazon-like Island.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on November 05, 2006, 07:02:31 PM
<`TD> Procrastionation I'm going to see whether your passsword was changed or whether youre lying
* Procrastination has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: `TD (user@24e73e09.207-68.elmore.res.14056255.com.hmsk))))
<Darkflame> lol
<`TD> damn liar
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on November 12, 2006, 12:56:35 AM
[19:47:00] <Raitaro> IT BURNS
[19:47:02] <Raitaro> LE US THROUGH
[19:47:07] <Ath> [19:46:37] * Ath wonders if Raitaro will get ki....yep he did
[19:47:12] <Raitaro> ADDRESS IS BANNED THEY SAY
[19:47:30] <Ath> [19:46:20] * Huginn sets mode: +b *!*@*.renf.cable.6ca6d9f1.com.hmsk
[19:47:31] <Ath> :D
[19:47:34] <Raitaro> IT ISN'T BAND *gollum* IT JUST DOESN'T WANT TO SEAK TO US
[19:48:14] <Raitaro> You speak IRC right?
[19:48:28] <Ath> no hablo ingles
[19:48:35] <Raitaro> GAH
[19:48:44] * Raitaro wonders how long he is banned for
[19:48:51] <Ath> que?
[19:49:08] <Raitaro> Because I do O.o
[19:50:23] <Raitaro> Nyah people are talking about me
[19:50:26] <Raitaro> MINE EARS ARE BURNING
[19:50:53] <Ath> parles francquis?
[19:51:06] <Raitaro> Non.
[19:51:21] <Raitaro> Mon cheveux et court et raides?
[19:52:28] <Ath> dsol je parle seulement aramen
[19:52:50] <Raitaro> Oui...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on November 12, 2006, 09:12:44 AM
<`Nazukarr> Oh man, I just remembered I had a dream where I was myspacing.
<`Nazukarr> This stuff is getting too far.
<`Raitaro> Suicide is the only way out
<`Nazukarr> Yes, I know.
<Crowley> Convert to the Church of Aziraphale, and repent of your sins, my child.
* `Nazukarr plays with Aziraphale's beard.
<Crowley> -_-
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on November 12, 2006, 01:16:12 PM
<Monk-e> Does DownRodeo still come here?
<Crowley> Inferquently.
<Crowley> Infrequently.
<Crowley> .seen DownRodei
<Crowley> .seen DownRodeo
<Darkflame> :o
<Crowley> I give up...
<Monk-e> .seen DownRodeo
* Crowley has left #vsociety (The storm is coming and soon the unworthy will be purged by the fires of cleansing and the chosen purified and lifted up.)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on November 12, 2006, 07:33:43 PM
[ 10:40 09 PM] kakkarot: how the hell could coke be used as a contraceptive?
[ 10:40 24 PM] kakkarot: drown someone in it after you've had sex with them to make sure they don't get pregnant?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on November 12, 2006, 07:41:11 PM
[22:34] <`Remakai> Superman should own batman surely, given that Superman even had to have the size of his penis digitally reduced because he's so well hung. :P
[22:35] <Shadowarrior13> lol.
[22:35] <TakeV> Besides, no one likes superman. And we both know that no one can beat spiderman. It's like asking solstice to go kick god in the shin.
[22:35] <Shadowarrior13> Yeah, I hate superman. But batman, I hate more.
[22:35] <Gemini> `Remakai -- It is bigger than heavy cruisers, compared to everything else. It also has more HP than the mothership. -_-


We later found out Gemini was talking about a game.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on November 15, 2006, 04:08:47 PM
[18:58:32] Shadowarrior13: I've had a dream with kobok in it, and a dream with Proph.
[18:58:40] `Nazukarr: You and FFD were stolen, though.
[18:58:46] Shadowarrior13: 0_o
[18:58:53] FFD: My thoughts exactly
[18:58:56] Thunderguy: Hey there is a new news station called Al Jazeera
[18:58:59] `Nazukarr: And Frozen and Raitaro got killed under a bulldozer driven by a crowd. >_>
[18:59:04] Shadowarrior13: Hahaha.
[18:59:06] FFD: heh
[18:59:15] FFD: Odd couple to group together...
[18:59:29] `Nazukarr: Yeah, Raitaro was Frozen's child. Don't know why.
[18:59:34] Shadowarrior13: HAHAHAHA.
[18:59:39] `Nazukarr: >_>
[18:59:40] FFD: XD
[19:00:02] `Nazukarr: She was holding his hand outside and running to fight something, and them boom, splatter. I didn't see it, I heard it.

[19:05:36] Shadowarrior13: kobok was riding a duck in mine.
[19:05:38] `Nazukarr: Ohh, and your video on myspace is funny Shadowarrior13.
[19:05:39] Shadowarrior13: A very large duck.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on November 15, 2006, 07:50:46 PM
Perhaps this duck was actually a chocobo in disguise? :p
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on November 16, 2006, 08:09:32 AM
Me being Frozens child O_o

 Well we suspect I was adopted >.>
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on November 18, 2006, 12:07:31 AM
[ 03:15 15 AM] MartialThoughts: I've already had enough being dressed as a girl experience.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Big Boss on November 18, 2006, 12:09:14 AM
dang your out of context humor... or rather, my out of context humor...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Mobius on November 18, 2006, 06:11:07 AM
[06:00:27] <Faijer> We might have some Asian members...
[06:01:33] <Crowley> I'm sure Gemini would have spotted them by now if we did.

:P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Rafnul! on November 19, 2006, 09:13:00 PM
(23:11) kobok has quit IRC (Quit: My damn controlling terminal disappeared!)

(23:11) [Gemini] Oh yes. Linux is great, everybody. Remember that. ;)

Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on November 20, 2006, 12:27:02 AM
<MartialThoughts> man TV blows around 1 AM
<^KiwiKid^> It does?
<^KiwiKid^> I could use a blow...
<TakeV> MartialThoughts: This is really ackward to read on my end...
* TakeV is sometimes called TV for short
<Crowley> Don't let Kiwi hear you say that...
<^KiwiKid^> Ooohh

<MartialThoughts> man, (comma) TV blows around 1 AM. blows being an adjective meaning sucks, as oxymoronical as it is
<TakeV> That is just as bad!
<^KiwiKid^> TV sucks at 1am
<^KiwiKid^> that works quite well too :P
<MartialThoughts> I hate myself
<Crowley> Shut up, Kiwi...
<TakeV> You know kiwi, some day I will charge and attack. You'll have the moon to strick me down, but you willn't see Crowley sneaking up from behind. ;)
<Darkflame> TakeV, I'm sure he'll like that just as much


minutes later...

<TakeV> Sounds like a plan. You get the pills, I'll come over and laugh.
<Darkflame> So... the pills are just going to sit there?
<Darkflame> Something's wrong with you man, laughing at pills on a table.
<TakeV> What? It's funny.
<MartialThoughts> "This means that, despite being one of the safest analgesics available at recommended doses, there is a large potential for overdose and toxicity"
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* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
<MartialThoughts> maybe it is kinda toxic
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
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* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
<TakeV> (Actually, Darkflame, head on the nail with that one. Exactly what I had in mind)
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
* kobok_ has joined #VSociety
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* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
* kobok_ has joined #VSociety
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* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
<TakeV> 0.o
<MartialThoughts> um... kobok?
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
* kobok_ has joined #VSociety
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* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
<TakeV> Someone ban kobok.
<Darkflame> O_o
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
* kobok_ has joined #VSociety
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* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
* kobok_ has joined #VSociety
* kobok has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: kobok_)))
* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
<MartialThoughts> KOBOK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
<TakeV> Crowley! Ban kobok!
* kobok has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
* kobok has joined #VSociety
<Darkflame> Crowley's afk
<MartialThoughts> crowley is afk!
<MartialThoughts> AAHHH!
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
<Darkflame> PI IS EXACTLY 3!!!
* kobok_ has joined #VSociety
* kobok has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: kobok_)))
* kobok_ is now known as kobok
* ChanServ sets mode: +o kobok
* Huginn sets mode: +o kobok
<TakeV> ...
<Darkflame> Wine is an emulator!
<^KiwiKid^> lol
<MartialThoughts> this needs quoted...
<Darkflame> ... I think that worked
<kobok> You are all crunchy and go well with ketchup...
<TakeV> kobok has forsaken us!
<kobok> :)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Daska_123 on November 20, 2006, 04:36:25 AM
<06:20am> <Helper> And the dog said to the cat: "Wolf wolf," And the cat was obliged to reply back: "Meow, Meow, Hiss" And then there was but the sound of a yelping noise going down the street.
<06:23am> <@Crowley> And Crowley said to Helper: "Shut up..." And Helper was obliged to reply back: "Ok." And then there was silence and nobody had to be kicked.
<06:24am> <Helper> Indeed there was silence except for Helper laughing really hard in the confines of his mind and Crowley cursing that there is still some sounds coming from the one called Helper.
<06:25am> <@Crowley> Given that I wouldn't ever attempt to step inside your mind, I can't hear that laughter, and it doesn't bother me.
<06:25am> <Helper> And then Helper laughed out loud for all the Crowley's in the world to hear and to curse at.
<06:26am> <@Crowley> Oh, just shut up...
<06:26am> <Helper> And so Crowley willed for there to be silence and there was.
<06:26am> <Helper> And it was good.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on November 21, 2006, 09:20:15 PM
<MartialThoughts> the pedo talk was somewhat invigorating

Edit: A little later...
<MartialThoughts> FFD - you're pretty hot. in a boyish boymeat kind of way
<FFD> What the hell is boymeat?
<Gemini> .......................



~kakkarot
(yes that was taking somewhat out of context, but it's still funny as hell XD)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: AngryLeprachaun on November 21, 2006, 09:25:03 PM
<AngryLep> Phillip....my *** is falling.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on November 21, 2006, 10:16:12 PM
(each of these lines is intermittent by a few minutes to several and many many lines from people other than Gemini have been removed from the log)
<FFD> What the hell is boymeat?
<Gemini> .......................
a few minutes later
<Gemini> Wow, I was just cleaning my keyboard there. Sorry about that.
<Gemini> Apparently it found its way into a quote.
<Gemini> 7860242.1
<Gemini> Sorry, cleaning keyboard.
<Gemini> The notion of the plank epoch confuses me. That the forces of the universe are not fixed and constant is very confusing.
<Gemini> Fricking.
<Gemini> Time to not have a text-accepting program active while I do this.

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Big Boss on November 23, 2006, 10:57:16 PM
<Helper> Caw... caw...
<MartialThoughts> way to contribute... -_-
<^KiwiKid^> lol
<TakeV> Helper contributes in ways your mind can't even contemplate. Or you can, but you just think they are really, really stupid.

:)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on November 25, 2006, 10:17:18 PM
[17:14:44] <NathanE> no I got molested by a 8 year old
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on November 28, 2006, 08:09:41 PM
You: Hello. I need to know where NathanE lives.
You: Any way to find out how to stalk someone?
SheriM: Nope that would be illegal
SheriM: and against chacha guidelines
SheriM: Can I help you search for anything else?
You: yes.
You: where can I get dog collars?

(chacha.com)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on November 29, 2006, 08:46:44 AM
[03:44:11] <Raitaro> Faijer hovers in general O.o
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Daska_123 on November 29, 2006, 02:11:26 PM
<04:09pm> <Helper> Crowley dosn't seem like an Odin
<04:09pm> <Helper> He seems... just not like an Odin lol O_o
<04:09pm> <@Crowley> Yes, and you don't seem like you have a brain.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Arinil on November 29, 2006, 06:15:54 PM
<FFD> I quote bash a HELL of a lot more than I masturbate.
<Tsu|HalfAway> I masturbate a HELL of a lot more than FFD quotes bash.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on November 30, 2006, 11:24:34 AM
[12:12:32] <Muninn> raitaro: <Raitaro> I need a good entry. | Or by popular request: <Raitaro> Meow
[12:12:40] * Raitaro curses >.<
[12:13:02] <kakkarot> Why would people request "Meow" for Raitaro's entry?
[12:13:48] <Raitaro> Kakkarot, people make fun of me and call me furry T_T
[12:13:57] * Raitaro curls up on Kakkarots lap and sobs
[12:14:25] * kakkarot picks raitaro up by the nape of his neck and tosses him over the plank into the tiger-infested waters. they don't make fun of you for what you are ;)
[12:14:45] * Raitaro can swim ^.^
[12:14:57] <kakkarot> Tigers can swim too.
[12:15:10] <Raitaro> Pfft, your mother bites me harder than that.
[12:15:53] <kakkarot> Dude, if you're making "I slept with your mama" insults at me, you're the one being insulted :P
[12:15:53] <Raitaro> Perhaps.
[12:16:05] <Raitaro> :P
[12:16:08] <Raitaro> >.>
[12:17:22] <Raitaro> Well...I was talking to the tigers o.o?
[12:17:38] * Raitaro is not furry >.<

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on December 02, 2006, 09:45:35 AM
[04:43:05] <Ath> aww cheer up Crowles
[04:44:00] <Crowley> Fuck off and die, Ath.
[04:44:04] * Crowley has left #VSociety (The storm is coming and soon the unworthy will be purged by the fires of cleansing and the chosen purified and lifted up.)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Big Boss on December 03, 2006, 01:05:29 AM
<solstice> who needs lots of love from a stranger?
<Helper> There was this old disney movie I was watching and it has a song in it and the song's name is called: Let's sing a gay little spring song!
<MartialThoughts> you
<Helper> ME SOLSTICE ME!
<solstice> Other than MartialThoughts
<solstice> shit,.

pwnd.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on December 05, 2006, 03:18:08 PM
<Raitaro> Give gim another.
<Raitaro> *gim
<Raitaro> **him
<Crowley> Haha.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on December 07, 2006, 11:07:52 AM
<Yami_> hi
<NathanE> hi
<Yami_> wats up
<NathanE> nothing much how about you?
<Yami_> same
<NathanE> so why did you pm me?
<Yami_> im bored
<NathanE> lol
<Yami_> can you turn me to stone for a minute?
<NathanE> o.o !!! wtf
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on December 07, 2006, 11:29:54 AM
<Yami_> hi
<Raitaro> Hey
<Yami_> wats up
<NathanE> Nothing
<Yami_> same
<Yami_> im bored
<Yami_> can you turn me to stone for a minute?
<Raitaro> O_o
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: SethLaRoth DeShawl on December 07, 2006, 12:37:37 PM
<Qrisis> I wish I could get this damn thing to work!!!! ERRR...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on December 14, 2006, 01:04:55 PM
(16:04:04) (FFD) Hmm... Creed isn't bad.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on December 14, 2006, 01:07:55 PM
After that...

[16:04:14] Shadowarrior13: Ok.
[16:04:17] Shadowarrior13: FFD gets to die.
[16:04:20] FFD: I prefer AIC though                                 <---------------That should redeem me
[16:04:20] Shadowarrior13: Right now.
[16:04:21] mercadies: it was me and who els
[16:04:41] NathanE: lol I love my other nick :-P
[16:04:45] mercadies: ok i have to go
[16:04:45] FFD: Shadow, touch me, and I will give you a reason to be emo....
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on December 17, 2006, 11:44:57 AM
[14:43:02] kobok: I can define "brilliant_genius" as having an IQ over 20, and then mathematically prove that Bush is a brilliant_genius, but that doesn't have a lot of external validity.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on December 17, 2006, 12:57:29 PM
<Revik> somebody?
<Firestorm> it ignores everyone
<Sorath> ?
<Revik> anybody?
<Firestorm> LMAO
<Revik> hello?
<`Nazukarr> HAHAHA.
<FFD> He typed it didn't he?
<`Nazukarr> Yes, he did.
<Revik> ...
<Sorath> No...revik..
<Revik> you're jerks
<Firestorm> Revik: you didn't actually do it, did you?
<`Nazukarr> Nobody PM him. Just let him find out himself.
<FFD> That deserves to be bashed.
<`Nazukarr> YESS IT DOES.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on December 17, 2006, 01:22:51 PM
Sorath: I'm pretty sure Firestorm was flooding...
 Firestorm: rofl
 Firestorm: ummm...no?
    Sorath: But whatever...someone was punished and fell into the eternal torture in the 9 hells...
    Sorath: Firestorm: Disobedience: Evidence: <Firestorm> indeed
    Sorath: <Firestorm> you like buffalo?
    Sorath: <Firestorm> you're a NYer?
    Sorath: <Firestorm> ah
    Sorath: <Firestorm> i'm on Long Island
    Sorath: <Firestorm> the Jets are up 26-13 past the 2-minute warning. The vikings aren't coming back
    Sorath: <Firestorm> lol
    Sorath: <Firestorm> Jets handle onside kicks pretty well
    Sorath: <Firestorm> right, but they rarely let anything get by
    Sorath: <Firestorm> what's their record now?
    Sorath: Infraction: Flooding
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Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Mobius on December 17, 2006, 03:05:58 PM
[15:04:09] <`Remakai> I've just eaten a meal which made me sigh in delight. Chilli, but with chicken, and rice. And my own chicken seasoning thing. >_>
[15:04:15] <Shadowarrior13> Gemini: By the way, De/Vision kicks a huge amount of rice.
[15:04:48] <`Remakai> Lol, inflluenced. Unless you meand to say that De/vision kicks rice. :P
[15:04:48] <Gemini> Shadowarrior13 -- Kick... rice?
[15:04:49] <Shadowarrior13> Did I just say that Devision kicked a big amount of RICE?
[15:04:59] <Shadowarrior13> What the FUCK
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on December 18, 2006, 04:42:06 PM
*** Faijer has given Muninn voice on #VSociety
<Faijer> Stay where I can see you, bot.
<Smiffy> don't abuse koboks soulmate
<`Nazukarr> Isn't Crowley kobok's soulmate?
<Smiffy> crowley would need a soul first
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on December 19, 2006, 12:58:37 PM
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<Enne> Welcome back Huginn.
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<kakkarot> Huginn needs some lovinn else he won't stay round here no more ;)
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* kakkarot hugs Huginn
<Huginn> Thank you, I don't think...
<kakkarot> We know you don't think. But even the mentally handicapped need love too :)
* Huginn chuckles.

<Wh0> o.o quoting
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on December 19, 2006, 05:37:19 PM
<Silver_Archer> Ah, so this is what free running is Tsumaru.
<Silver_Archer> I know what this is. Over here, we call this 'catching the morning train'. :P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on December 19, 2006, 11:30:19 PM
[ 02:35 33 AM] kobok: Gemini:  It feels like a constriction of the lower esophagus slowing your airflow.  Try to hold your breath and try really hard to breathe at the same time and you'll get close, but add a little more inflamed pain.
[ 02:36 05 AM] solsticle: inhale as much as you can, then try to breath ;)
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[ 02:36 11 AM] solsticle: Ah!
[ 02:36 18 AM] solsticle: you inhaled to fast.
[ 02:36 19 AM] Gemini: I see.
[ 02:36 26 AM] Gemini: haha
[ 02:36 33 AM] solsticle: Gemini, change your name to Kirby!!
[ 02:36 45 AM] solsticle: Quick, exhale!
[ 02:36 55 AM] Gemini: I'm afraid that with my metabolism, there is no hope for them by now.
[ 02:37 11 AM] solsticle: haha, that was great.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kakkarot on December 21, 2006, 11:32:42 PM
[00:23:31] <PirateBoB> Keerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher
[00:23:31] <PirateBoB> Keerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"
[00:24:19] <JackSpicer> Did she teach you old english or is she an english teacher from your past?
[00:25:19] <PirateBoB> jack: that's a bash quote. i've got one for gemini http://www.bash.org/?185353 there and another for kiwikid here http://www.bash.org/?466405
[00:26:01] <Tsu|AFK> Can I have a quote, Kakk?
[00:26:05] <Gemini> PirateBoB -- hahaha
[00:26:11] <PirateBoB> http://www.bash.org/?441976 sure, tsu.
[00:26:45] <PirateBoB> anyone else?
[00:26:53] <Tsu|AFK> No, I want a bash quote which reflects my existence =P
[00:27:00] <PirateBoB> the idle part! :P
[00:27:04] <Tsu|AFK> I rarely idle.
[00:27:19] <PirateBoB> <Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
[00:27:19] <PirateBoB> <Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
[00:27:28] <Tsu|AFK> Yep, that works for me. =P
[00:27:47] * PirateBoB laughs and shakes my head.
[00:28:04] <solstice> did he shake it violently?
[00:28:06] <Tsu|AFK> PirateBob shook your head while laughing? Scary.
[00:29:02] <PirateBoB> here's one for solstice:
[00:29:03] <PirateBoB> * taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)] [3:20] [3.05MB/44KHz/128Kbit]
[00:29:03] <PirateBoB> * Jumper chills to : [Your MOM and I.DIVX.XXX.AVI] [45:60] [560.04MB/44Khz/1024KBit]
[00:29:28] <solstice> huh?
[00:29:29] <Gemini> haha
[00:29:34] <Tsu|AFK> lmao
[00:30:03] <solstice> I dont get it.
[00:31:32] <solstice> Is that supposed to mean something/
[00:31:52] <PirateBoB> just a joke ^_^
[00:32:11] <solstice> okay... so, care to explain how that is funny, or relates to me?
[00:32:32] <PirateBoB> not really. i'm just gonna put it in the quotes thread ^_^
[00:32:56] <solstice> what the hell are you talking about?

~kakkarot
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on December 24, 2006, 02:11:17 AM
[ 05:18 39 AM]Silver_Archer: solstice, you know what? You win. OK. Seriously. I, Silver_Archer, being of sound mind and body, hereby declare for all to witness that solstice is always right.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Tsumaru on December 24, 2006, 02:14:04 AM
Solstice, it's not a quote if you CHANGE it. For one, he wrote "solsticle" and yours says "solstice". Anyway, you also missed th rest:


<Silver_Archer> solsticle, you know what? You win. OK. Seriously. I, Silver_Archer, being of sound mind and body, hereby declare for all to witness that solsticle is always right. Everything he says is axiomatic fact. There. You win. You will
<Silver_Archer> ALWAYS win.
<Silver_Archer> and NOONE in this whole wide world, will EVER care.
<Tsumaru> rofl
<Tsumaru> I've never used this emoticon before, but it's so very fitting.
<Tsumaru> XD
<solsticle> hey, you asked.  this implies caring.
<Tsumaru> Wait...is Solstice arguing with Vihang's comments that Solstice is always right?
<Tsumaru> CAN HE NOT SHUT UP?!?!?!?


Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Kichara on December 25, 2006, 09:42:51 AM
[11:37] <Ajar> Hey. You remind me of the intellectual good people. Actually a few of you ARE mostly, intellectual and good. Anyways, I believe there's the way straight through the floor, the path of flame, the awakening of consciousness through climax.
[11:38] <Silver_Archer> Ajar, meaning?
[11:38] <NathanE> For who Ajar?
[11:38] <Ajar> usually through burning alive
[11:38] <Atticus_Kich> ....
[11:38] <Ajar> I'm ajar
[11:38] <Silver_Archer> Ajar, you want me to drill a hole to the earth's crust and burn alive in magma?

later

[11:40] <Silver_Archer> OK. You want me to drill a hole to the earth's crust, burn alive, have an orgasmic climax and cry? This is not making any sense at all, Ajar.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Mobius on January 02, 2007, 11:36:18 AM
[11:35:42] * `Remakai prepares the spoilers. :P
[11:36:01] <Crowley> I will hunt you down and drive this screwdriver through your temple...
[11:36:10] <`Remakai> That's illegal.
[11:36:17] <Crowley> I don't care.

THE END IS NIGH!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Elf on January 02, 2007, 03:03:59 PM
* `Nazukarr has been an idiot today. -_-
<Faijer> Today?
<Elf_> just today?
<Faijer> Pwnt.
<Elf_> lmao
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 03, 2007, 05:42:14 PM
[00:25:19] <PirateBoB> jack: that's a bash quote. i've got one for gemini http://www.bash.org/?185353 there and another for kiwikid here http://www.bash.org/?466405

The reason I started martial art was because I wanted to learn how to perform the hadou ken. I didn't stop when I realised that was just silly though. :p
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Adept on January 04, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
<Shadowarrior13> All things have gender. Read the Kybalion. >.>
<Adept> Zelda has two genders >.>
<Shadowarrior13> ....right.
<Emira> But Llewellyn is also a bigger publisher and has it's books carried by more book stores
<`Nazukarr> Prophecy - Yeah, that's what I thought.
<ChezNips> so does solstice
<Shadowarrior13> Hahahaha, zing.
<`Nazukarr> Haha.
<Adept> haha
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on January 05, 2007, 07:59:40 AM
<Beehe> If control.prompt dissable Restart "subcode.vb" dir:C:\Program Files\vbcode\save_temp\subcoding.vb
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Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2007, 09:48:02 AM
(during a bot "attack" where several nicks kept joining and leaving the chat, sometimes PMing random people)

<solstice> someone ban their asses, please.
<Steven> Solstice: There are Sorcery.net admins here, in the chat, already dealing with the problem.
<solstice> Sure there are.  So is Elvis.
<Tagert> Hi, solstice
<solstice> Hi, Yogurt.
<solstice> ELVIS LIVES
->> Tagert is *stuff* (editted out)
->> Tagert is on: #VSociety @#terra #Starving`Artist @#sorcery #IT_OOC #Interesting_Times #blkdragon*inn #bdi*ooc
->> Tagert using ironforge.sorcery.net (Dwarves are hard at work.)
->> Tagert is a Server Administrator
->> Tagert looks very helpful.
->> Tagert is logged in as Tagert
->> Tagert :End of /WHOIS list.


[11:14:45] <Thunderguy> elt: I've never seen spambots on SorceryNet, that is until this morning
[11:14:50] <elt> That would imply a conspiracy.
[11:15:04] <Steven> or a hatred. hatreds are so much more convenient.
[11:15:25] <elt> hmmm.
{1} [11:15:51] --Tagert-- [Global Notice]: Please note: Due to an attack on the network, we are currently going to remove access tocertain IP ranges. If you are caught by accident in this, please email kline@sorcery.net as soon as able and we will work around it with you. Any questions, please visit #Sorcery [Please do not respond]
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[11:16:09] <@Faijer> Well, there you go.
[11:16:14] * impossibleFork (ubuntu@f6a799d0.A165.cust.d9ad5a5.se.hmsk) Quit ( User has been banned )
[11:16:14] <@Faijer> No conspiracy.
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(and to add insult to injury)
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[11:19:36] <Thunderguy> oops, wrong ones


~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on January 09, 2007, 05:10:41 PM
[20:05] <Gemini> On that note, I almost got into a fight with a pack of rabid clowns today.
[20:05] <Shadowarrior13> 0_o
[20:05] <Gemini> I don't know how it happened, either.
[20:06] <Gemini> But they were pretty pissed.
[20:07] <Gemini> I was just walking by, and they were there, doing what clowns do, putting signs up everywhere for "Clownzilla". And one of them offered me a pamphlet, and I declined, and apparently no wasn't an acceptable answer, and it just went downhill from there.
[20:08] <Gemini> Fortunately once their voices started raising a security guard came by, gave me a lecture on how clowns are people to, and I went on my way.
[20:08] <Gemini> But I didn't start it!!!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Arinil on January 10, 2007, 05:55:46 PM
<Dark_Mage> Wtf is a Rasputin?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on January 13, 2007, 08:07:23 PM
<Wil> I believe the progression now goes "Grow hair in strange places -> have sex -> Turn 13" ;)
<`Nazukarr> Hahahaha
<Adept> lol

<Wil> I think there needs to be a panel of scientists who say who can and can not get pregnant.
<TakeV> Oooh, Carmina, nice music choice.
<Polarity> I agree with you there, Wil.
<NathanE> I wouldn't agree with that. I would say there needs to be people to make sure they will teach kids the right things.
<TakeV> I think elementry school should be replaced with "Common sense 101" and "How to not be a sheep."
<Wil> They can be like "Subject 4445 and Subject 20093.. you may have one child. This child will be bald at 20, stand to be 5'4", and suck in school." "Subject 448882 and Subject 9923, you may have a dozen babies. Every one of your children will be amazingly beautiful, contain IQ's that or above 140, and one will even cure aids."
<TakeV> Anti-pop culture class would be extra credit.
<`Nazukarr> Hahaha.

Veritasians say the darndest things!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 14, 2007, 04:59:45 PM
<`Nazukarr> Does anyone have a link to some good stand-up?
<FFD> !google Christopher Titus
<Muninn> http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titus_(Fernsehserie)
<FFD> >_>
<FFD> Youtube him.
<`Nazukarr> !google Christopher Titus Youtube
<Muninn> http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=videos&search_query=Rockwell&search_sort=video_view_count&search_category=0
<`Nazukarr> ;)
<`Nazukarr> That didn't work.
<FFD> :P
<FFD> !google "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding"
<Faijer> !google just use your fecking browser
<Muninn> http://digg.com/gaming_news/Wii_Browser_Alluc_org_Peekvid_com_Ultimate_Time_Waster
<`Nazukarr> Fecking, haha.
<Faijer> What the hang...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on January 15, 2007, 10:59:49 AM
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[13:57] <Crowley> Ev en iong, Prophecy.
[13:57] <Crowley> My space is useles...
[13:57] <Crowley> Evening*
[13:57] <Crowley> +bar
[13:57] <Huginn> Crowley: Please try to type complete thoughts out before pressing enter, rather than scrolling with many short lines.
[13:57] <Crowley> I give up...
[13:57] * Crowley (YHVH@eafa217a.dsl.in-addr.zen.14056081.uk.hmsk) has left #VSociety (The storm is coming and soon the unworthy will be purged by the fires of cleansing and the chosen purified and lifted up.)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on January 15, 2007, 11:10:04 AM
Missed out the best part >.>


<Crowley> Ev en iong, Prophecy.
<Crowley>My space is useles...
<Crowley> Evening*
<Crowley> +bar
<Huginn> Crowley: Please try to type complete thoughts out before pressing enter, rather than scrolling with many short lines.
<Crowley> I give up...
*Part Crowley


*seconds silence*


<Raitaro ....
*Raitaro giggles
<Prophecy> He's really beating himself up over it.
*join:Crowley
<Crowley> >_>
<Crowley> <_<
*Raitaro grins behind his palm.
<Prophecy> Gode enivig Crlewy.
* @Crowley twitches.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on January 18, 2007, 09:53:03 PM
<Raitaro> What is the topic?
<Raitaro> Clumps of advanced (metaphysically) people?
<Forg> think they have shampoo for that?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on January 19, 2007, 11:44:54 AM
 (@kobok) It's probably not worth being gay unless, you know, you're actually attracted to men.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: XIII on January 20, 2007, 11:51:58 AM
(14:49:09) (@Crowley) Shadow: ASL??!?!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on January 20, 2007, 05:20:48 PM
<kobok> Kravockian:  Do you endorse killing innocent people based on mistaken convictions?
<Kravockian> yes
<kobok> <.<
<kobok> >.>


ROFL.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on January 27, 2007, 10:13:54 PM
<Gemini> I don't walk. I just dance everywhere.
<Gemini> The way I dance is more accurately known as having a siezure. But I enjoy it anyway.
<Darkflame> So you just siezure everywhere?
<Gemini> Essentially.
<Gemini> Gets the job done.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Elf on January 28, 2007, 05:49:20 AM
<Raitaro> They should have something that can cook emails...
<Raitaro> mIRCrowave >_>
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on January 28, 2007, 02:02:01 PM
<impossibleFork> but they were both vegetarians, just like hitler and me.
<Faijer> Hitler was NOT a vegetarian.
<impossibleFork> I know :)
<impossibleFork> I would have loved the man if it would have been true :)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on January 29, 2007, 05:38:19 PM
Here's kobok, totally on the ball>


<Zake> augh!
<Zake> kobok, you fool!
<Faijer> What's it done now?
<Zake> he replaced my post with his reply to it! >_<
<`Nazukarr> Hahaha.
<Shadowarrior13> lol
<Faijer> I have to agree with Zake.
<FFD> Ha.
<Faijer> kobok you absolute fool...
<Faijer> :p
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<Zake> I've almost done that once before, hit the "edit" button rather than "reply," but... wtf! :D
*** Kichara is now known as Atticus_kich
<Zake> 'ello, Atticus_kich
<Atticus_kich> hello
<Shadowarrior13> I can't say I've done that...
<Atticus_kich> done what?
<Shadowarrior13> See above.
<Atticus_kich> ?
<Shadowarrior13> ...
<Shadowarrior13> (20>17>40) (@Zake) I've almost done that once before, hit the "edit" button rather than "reply," but... wtf!:D
<Atticus_kich> oh
<Atticus_kich> heh >.>
<Faijer> Has to be the best forum screw up.
<Faijer> kobok wins the 2007 Numbnuts Globe.
<Atticus_kich> what did he do?
<Faijer> <Zake> he replaced my post with his reply to it! >_<
<Atticus_kich>  LOL
<kobok> Faijer:  I did?
<Faijer> Yes.
<Faijer> You know when you've been Tango'ed.
<kobok> Faijer:  That explains why I couldn't find my post right away...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Trillis on January 30, 2007, 05:05:57 PM
[20:02] Trillis: !google Prophecy's location
[20:02] Muninn: http://community.livejournal.com/prophecy2007
[20:02] Trillis: !
[20:03] Trillis: ....wtf?
[20:03] `Nazukarr: Aha!
[20:03] Shadowarrior13: Bahaha.
[20:03] `Nazukarr: Brb.
[20:03] FFD: heh
[20:03] Trillis: Quotable?
[20:03] FFD: From Hero To Legend.
[20:03] FFD: Definately quotable.
[20:03] Trillis: Hm... We may have to face the wrath of him if we do.
[20:04] Trillis: Who cares, it'll be worth it...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on January 31, 2007, 08:35:31 AM
<impossibleFork> Dak
<impossibleFork> Argh. Wrong keyboard settings...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 01, 2007, 02:34:52 AM
<Wil> Uptime: 38 Days 2 Hours 43 Minutes 16 Seconds
* Wil has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
* Wil has joined #VSociety
<Wil> CRAP
<Wil> That's ironic.. I display my uptime and the power jumps.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Trillis on February 06, 2007, 03:31:36 PM
[18:29] WalkingxThunder: Hey bitch. I'm almost finished with the presto.
[18:29] SolsticeAurora: Great.
[18:29] *** Auto-response sent to SolsticeAurora: I'm away... hence the "Away Message".
[18:29] SolsticeAurora: wtf, did you just call me a bitch?
[18:29] WalkingxThunder: Ahahah.
[18:29] SolsticeAurora: omg, that sounds gay.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 06, 2007, 03:48:33 PM
[18:30] WalkingxThunder: ASL?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on February 06, 2007, 10:18:19 PM
<Viendin> And it's going well. A lot better now I'm not in school for 6 months, and can start doing some hard-core learning.

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Tsumaru on February 08, 2007, 12:49:27 AM
Long, but quite hilarious:

<kobok> I require food.  afk
<solstice> but, do you need it?
<Wil> Requiring is pretty much needing, so I'd say yes.
<solstice> not really.
* Tsu|Meditating is now known as Tsumaru
-NickServ- This nick belongs to another user.  Please change nicks or it will be forcefully changed in 60 seconds.
<Tsumaru> I return
-NickServ- If this is your nick please try: /msg NickServ ID password
<Wil> re·quire      /rɪˈkwaɪər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ri-kwahyuhr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -quired, -quir·ing.
<Wil> –verb (used with object)
<Wil> 1.   to have need of; need: He requires medical care.
<Wil> It's the VERY FREAKING FIRST ONE. :P
<solstice> Will, you need air, as opposed to you are required to pay taxes.
<Wil> Kobok requires food.
<Wil> Kobok needs food.
<Wil> What the hell? I'm not arguing this with you. Shut up I win. :p
<Vecna> Wil: Just don't waste time trying to apply logic, reason, or facts...
<solstice> Are you saying that the need for air and the requirement of taxes is not reason?
<solstice> And both of those are facts ;)
<Wil> You only need air if you're alive.. and you're not required to pay taxes. ;)
<solstice> are.
<solstice> unless you live your life on a reservation.
<solstice> now, as for logic *checks another dictionary*
<solstice> http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/require  no need here.
<Wil> ROFL
<Wil> b : to demand as necessary or essential : have a compelling need for <all living beings require food>
<solstice> This definition implies a choice.
<Tsumaru> to demand as necessary or essential : have a compelling need for <all living beings require food>
<Tsumaru> From your page.
<Tsumaru> lmao, you beat me Wil
<Wil> Dude, it gives the EXACT COUNTER TO WHAT YOU'RE ARGUING ON THAT PAGE
<solstice> bah, that's just one out of many! lol
<solstice> the others definitions imply a choice, and so they are correct :)
<Tsumaru> wait
<Tsumaru> you're telling me that a requirement is a choice?
<Tsumaru> That's like...pure contradiction.
<solstice> so far, we are both correct.
<solstice> Tsu, according to that dictionary it can be.
<Tsumaru> I'd suggest it's a choice with consequences. Kind of like.
<Tsumaru> "you are required to pay taxes...if you don't want to go to jail"
<solstice> Everything has consequences.
<Tsumaru> but in the same respect "you need to pay taxes...if you don't want to go to jail"
<Wil> solstice: Thanks for that laugh.
<solstice> Tsu, right.  So, there is no need IF you do not care about freedom.  See the difference?
<Wil> I haven't laughed that good in days.
<Wil> With your pasting of the page, and then it even mentioning food.
<Wil> That was soo good. Thanks. :P
<Tsumaru> Solstice - you can need something, but you can still have a choice not to do it.
<solstice> ;)
<solstice> Tsu, you need to live in order to die.  This is not a choice.
<Tsumaru> That's not fair.
<Tsumaru> You can't make a choice if you're not alive.
<Wil> When do you live? Is an unborn child alive? If we kill it before it's born, does it die?
<Wil> Ohh yea that's right, I pulled out the FETUS CARD.
<Tsumaru> haha
<Tsumaru> scary, Wil =P
<solstice> Yes it is.  You just said you can need something without a choice.
<solstice> and, you need to live to die.  so your statement is false :D
<Tsumaru> Solstice, let me clarify.
<Wil> That's +5 to controversy ;)
<Tsumaru> Are you saying that you are required to live before you can die?
<solstice> lol
<solstice> No, I am saying you NEED to live.
<Tsumaru> So you're saying life is NOT required for you to die?
<solstice> you have no choice in the matter.
<solstice> I am saying life is needed for there to be death.
<Tsumaru> So it's required?
<solstice> No.
<Tsumaru> I'm confused.
<Tsumaru> If I'm not required to live before I can die, how else do I die if I don't live first?
<solstice> that's because you need to.
<Tsumaru> I need to, but I'm not required to?
<solstice> you have no choice, so it is not a requirement.
<solstice> it is a need.
<Wil> But..
<Tsumaru> It sounds to me that it's required.
<Wil> Oh man, more great laughings.
<Tsumaru> Like a prerequisite.
<Tsumaru> I thought life would be a prerequisite to death.
<solstice> you usually have to be alive to make choices, which means you will die.  and no one can choose not to die.
<Tsumaru> No one can choose not to die. But they aren't required to live first, either.
<Tsumaru> This is quite confusing.
<Tsumaru> I think I'm so confused I might have to quit this discussion.
<solstice> they are not required, they need to.
<solstice> lol, is that all it takes to scare you off?
<Tsumaru> Scare me off?
<Tsumaru> I'm quoting it because its hilarious.
<solstice> :p
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on February 08, 2007, 02:36:34 AM
Did kobok ever say anything about this conversation? I have a funny feeling that it'd fit in nicely with the convo.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on February 10, 2007, 02:57:39 PM
(Tefeari) What do you think about past lives?
(FFD) Only that this will soon be yours if you don't shut up.

Lololol <3
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 12, 2007, 02:28:22 PM
<`Nazukarr> Oh god. My father's cellphone ringtone is "Smack That". I don't even want to know...
<pellecrino> Are you black, sir?
<FFD> Are you KKK, sir?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 12, 2007, 11:29:27 PM
[02:28] Sorath: Then I shut down the moniter, then turned it on again.
[02:28] kobok: O_o
[02:28] kobok: Shut down the monitor?
[02:28] solstice: lol
[02:28] Sorath: Properly...yes.
[02:28] Sorath: ?
[02:28] kobok: ...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 16, 2007, 11:58:30 PM
<ShadowX> Is the color blue affected by time or not?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 20, 2007, 01:15:43 AM
<kobok> Hey baby can I link with you?


>_>
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vecna on February 21, 2007, 12:37:52 AM
<solstice> how can I be wrong about how I CHOSE to say something?
<@kobok> solstice:  I'm sure you'd find a way.  :)

~Vecna
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on February 21, 2007, 04:43:45 PM
<`Gemini> I got a B+ on my philosophy midterm. I think thats pretty good, considering I didn't read anything and just made everything up.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 22, 2007, 08:19:43 PM
Beehee: just imagine what I will do to my drill sergents.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on February 22, 2007, 09:07:55 PM
... I will so dissemble you so help me god. preferably by lightign ^_^
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 23, 2007, 08:12:07 PM
<kobok>... I suppose you could argue that I'm having some sort of really nice precognition which schizophrenically redirects itself in the form of a self-conversation, but I doubt it.
I have a pretty thorough self-awareness, including subconscious self-awareness.  There's not much room left for a plethora of new personalities to be generated by my brain, having great wisdom and insight which I often cannot understand until much later.
<solstice> kobok, crazy people do not know they are crazy ;).
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on February 23, 2007, 10:01:39 PM
<kobok>... I suppose you could argue that I'm having some sort of really nice precognition which schizophrenically redirects itself in the form of a self-conversation, but I doubt it.
I have a pretty thorough self-awareness, including subconscious self-awareness.  There's not much room left for a plethora of new personalities to be generated by my brain, having great wisdom and insight which I often cannot understand until much later.
<solstice> kobok, crazy people do not know they are crazy ;).


Did you just quote yourself?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 23, 2007, 10:25:40 PM
Yes.  I always change my name from Kobok to Solstice.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 24, 2007, 04:37:17 AM
No no no no no no no!

Schizophrenia is not Multiple Personality Disorder!

I'm ashamed of you kobok...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Big Boss on February 24, 2007, 05:04:21 PM
No no no no no no no!

Schizophrenia is not Multiple Personality Disorder!

I'm ashamed of you kobok...

my faith in the palindrome is shaken as well...

 :redface:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 24, 2007, 05:14:46 PM
Quote
I'm ashamed of you kobok...
I'm sorry?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on February 25, 2007, 12:11:35 PM
Schizophrenia is not Multiple Personality Disorder!

Did I say it was?  :-P

The disorder issue at question was not the having of multiple personalities, but the hearing (or lack, obviously) of dissociated "hallucinatory" voices.  This would have been more clear with the quote of the full conversation, which was actually a discussion about the possibility of telepathic communication with spiritual guides.

MPD/DID by itself usually does not imply internal conversations, but simply different personalities (and sometimes memory sets) that are expressed one at a time.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on February 25, 2007, 12:42:37 PM
Kobok IS the voice in your head.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Faijer on February 25, 2007, 05:19:09 PM
<Kravockian> lively chat room
<Wil> pull a solstice works for anything
<Wil> a sigil is like a macaronic house
<Wil> You see, the glue is the energy, and sigil is the macaroni, and the... what the hell am I saying? lol
<Faijer> Yeah, but you spelled something wrong, Wil, your entire argument is therefore mistaken.
<Wil> Oh darn.

-----------------------

<venus666> no, someone quote me
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Ancheron on February 26, 2007, 03:27:46 AM
Hurray for ad hominem abusive  :P .
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 26, 2007, 07:01:31 PM
Quote
<Wil> You see, the glue is the energy, and sigil is the macaroni, and the... what the hell am I saying? lol
Childrens' artwork really is difficult for you to understand as a simile/analogy.  This is unfortunate, especially since you paraphrased me incorrectly.
(http://lumael.googlepages.com/analogy.GIF)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: solstice on February 27, 2007, 12:25:42 AM
<kobok> solstice:  I wear my goggles if I'm drilling or milling.  Otherwise, no.
<solstice> Milling lol.
<solstice> Do you cobble shoes, too?
<kobok> Not grain, fool.  :-P
<solstice> :D
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on February 27, 2007, 08:51:50 AM
(Raitaro) I will write the greatest essay ever!
(Raitaro) With your help guys :D
(Tesla) after you've whiped my ass, that is
(Raitaro) Whipped...?
(Raitaro) If you wish...
(Raitaro) http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=Whip&gbv=2
(Raitaro) >_>
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on March 01, 2007, 11:13:13 AM
<Untitled-AF14D> DAMN YOU RAITARO
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on March 01, 2007, 02:20:55 PM
You have broken the unwritten rule that says that one cannot quote himself, or quote funnies about himself.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on March 01, 2007, 02:46:06 PM
Are you talking to Raitaro or Solstice? >_>

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on March 01, 2007, 02:48:53 PM
It applies to both.  Burn them at the stake!!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on March 01, 2007, 03:08:39 PM
It applies to both.  Burn them at the stake!!

FFD has it. :)

I didn't address solstice because TakeV already has.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on March 02, 2007, 09:27:14 AM
The first time was to mark Teslas' mistake (hehe)
The second was to commemorate the occasion where I pwned Kravockian...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on March 03, 2007, 05:28:13 PM
(20:24:48) (Prodeus) Hello, Prodeus.
(20:25:00) (FFD) ...
(20:25:01) (Prodeus) TakeV: I prefer my way...less complicated.
(20:25:08) (Saer) [17:24] <Prodeus> Hello, Prodeus.
(20:25:09) (FFD) (20:24:48) (Prodeus) Hello, Prodeus.
(20:25:13) (Prodeus) Wow. Oops.
(20:25:19) (Prodeus) ...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: NathanE on March 05, 2007, 12:33:17 PM
* Help`zzz can't sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
*** Faijer has joined #VSociety
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Faijer
*** Huginn sets mode +o on Faijer
<Faijer> Back
<Help`zzz> Faiiiiiiiiiiiijer
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later today

<Vinncent> I'm not going to lie; I'm a little concerned. Both my parents were gone when I woke up 2.5 hours late for school, because no one woke me up, both cars were gone, I tried calling the house numerous times during the school day, no one's been home at all.
<vhsod> unfortunately is a belief in doubt which isn't helpful when actually trying to accomplish anything :P
<NathanE> Vinncent sounds creepy.
<Vinncent> Normally my mother tells me half a dozen times if she's leaving the house for any reason whatsoever.
<CatGalRocks> Very creepy
<vhsod> Vinncent: I always worry the apocalypse has happened when something like that goes on
<vhsod> and like
<vhsod> nobody is on irc
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<Raitaro> I love crushing peoples  beliefs.
<Vinncent> Other weird stuff to. The printer was out of ink when I tried printing out my paper this morning, which annoyed the hell out of me. My cellphone randomly quit working during the day when I tried calling them as well; I was getting signal, just no service.
<Raitaro> Am I evil?
<Nereus> Like that godawful Left Behind series?
<Forg> "Your doomed and your soul will be commited to hell, lunch is in the fridge -The Four Horsemen"
<Vinncent> Neither of them are picking up their cellphones either. My dad's -probably- at work... but I don't know where my mother is.
<Raitaro> hahahahaha.
<Raitaro> Forg, "Hope you like BBQ!"
<NathanE> Forg quoting that
<Forg> hehe
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on March 05, 2007, 04:34:32 PM
(19:32:42) (TakeV) STFU, only n00b talk rite on CSS lol
(19:32:50) (@Shadowarrior13) loool
(19:32:53) (@Shadowarrior13) omg ur haking
(19:32:59) (@Shadowarrior13) stop fuking haking noob
(19:33:06) (@Shadowarrior13) voteban
(19:33:13) (TakeV) this is g4y zomg

They reveal their true nature...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2007, 11:11:11 PM
<Vitamyst> i taught google everything it knows

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on March 09, 2007, 04:44:54 PM
(19:43:24) (@Prophecy) Darkflame: A swift punch to one of the eyes has marvellous results.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on March 16, 2007, 09:08:13 AM
(Lidwen) nickserv identify adsum#33a
(Lidwen) OH GOD DAMN IT
(Raitaro) ...woops
(Lidwen) whatever ill just change the password


quit:(Lidwen)2(Lidwen@8b1ccb0a.cust-rtr.f55b92fc.net.hmsk02)12 02(12Killed (NickServ (Ghosted. By: Raitaro (Raitaro@335307ad.range86-131.5465e1c8.com.hmsk)))
(Raitaro) ...heh ^_^
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2007, 08:43:14 AM
I have no idea what wil is asking about, as I don't see anything about a question in my chatscreen, and the last thing I see wil saying is "[21:56:39] <Wil> I want video." from the previous night.

[00:17:21] <Wil> kobok: Yes, or no.
[00:19:57] <@kobok> Wil:  Or.
[00:20:11] <Wil> I hate you.
[00:20:49] <@kobok> :)
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[00:33:09] <LightLink> Hi guys
[00:33:11] <LightLink> What's up.
[00:33:16] <LightLink> Y'all are alive right?
[00:34:50] <Wil> I'm thinking I'm not.
[00:35:14] <LightLink> Well why not?
[00:35:42] <Wil> Because of OR.
[00:36:52] <LightLink> OR?
[00:37:52] <Wil> Nothing.
[00:40:16] <LightLink> Nothing.
[00:40:19] <LightLink> OKay.
[00:41:48] <LightLink> Y'all guys are boring.
[00:41:50] <LightLink> Dance or something
[00:43:30] <Wil> Can't.
[00:44:00] <LightLink> Why not?
[00:47:48] <Wil> Trying to decide something kind of important.
[00:48:29] <LightLink> The answer is yes.
[00:51:01] * LightLink (LightLink@7ecc9ebf.area5.aa393787.net.hmsk) Quit (  )


[EDIT] <@kobok> 75% > 90% [/EDIT]

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on March 21, 2007, 12:17:56 PM
*sigh*  Another self quoter.  Burn the Heretics!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Tesla on March 21, 2007, 02:22:03 PM
<Forg> Ever punch yourself in the face when sleeping/half sleeping? :P
<FFD> heh
<FFD> No, but I have headbutted a wall while asleep. >_>
<Forg> One night I went to pull up the covers and they got caught and my hand slipped..punched myself square in the nose
<FFD> Ha.
<FFD> I fell asleep in a car once, and woke up, opened the door, and was about to step out when I realized that we were on the highway... >_>
<Forg> wow haha
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on March 24, 2007, 06:59:38 PM
[21:58] <Shadowarrior13> Am I supposed to have one screw for every hole?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Tesla on March 25, 2007, 03:32:03 AM
<`Remakai> I'm gonna have to start threatening people if I don't stop hearing sex noises 24/7
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on April 04, 2007, 01:57:46 PM
* Raitaro was kicked by Faijer (Wonderful message to get kicked on...)
<Helper> Raitaro is the sex.
<Shadowarrior13> 10 bucks says Jooji is 14. >.>
* Raitaro has joined #VSociety
<Raitaro> Abuse of power!
<Faijer> I was following orders.
* Raitaro was kicked by Shadowarrior13 (MORE ABUSE OF POWER!)
<Faijer> Lmao
* Shadowarrior13 sets mode: -o Shadowarrior13
* Raitaro has joined #VSociety
<Helper> Lmao
<Helper> You people are evil
<Raitaro> We're becoming more and more like Nazi germany O_o
<`Nazukarr> hahaha.
* Helper hugs Raitaro
* kamue kicks Raitaro in the shins
* Shadowarrior13 was kicked by Faijer (YET MORE!)
* Shadowarrior13 has joined #VSociety
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Shadowarrior13

(http://files.vsociety.net/private/kobok/images/easter-egg.jpg)
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on April 07, 2007, 06:52:36 PM
<Tefeari> Odd too, I've heard more about psionic combat lately than magic combat...
<Shadowarrior13> They're widely different. ;)
<omegaomni> someone cast a killing spell on the chat
<Tefeari> Yea, I'm more for the latter =p
* Tefeari was never much of a psionics advocate
<Saer> "I have summoned an undine to combat your sylph" -- It just doesn't fit too well.
<omegaomni> or im lagging...
<Tefeari> What do you mean by 'fit well'? you mean it doesn't sound good?
<`Nazukarr> Saer - lololol
<Shadowarrior13> Hahaha.
<Shadowarrior13> "The undine drained 3 of your MP! Draw a card."
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on April 12, 2007, 05:39:55 PM
[20:37] LightLink: I wonder if they have yuri-furry-guro-lolicon. That would be awesome to see.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on April 13, 2007, 06:09:47 AM
Yes it would Lightlink. Yes it would.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: `Nazukarr on April 13, 2007, 05:39:45 PM
<lidwen> remakai teach me to be fabulous
<xx_Joojii_xx> psi and summon spirits communication with the other planes traveling to them Ap all that kind of stuff
<`Remakai> lidwen: Alt+F4 is the secret.


Hahahaha.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: kobok on April 14, 2007, 11:42:26 AM
<FFD> Nice Sword.  I prefer this one though:  http://www.trueswords.com/barbarian-shamshir-scimitar-p-762.html
<FFD> Damn it.  I tore off piece of my chin again, brb
<Raitaro> ....what the hell?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Raitaro on April 14, 2007, 11:52:05 AM
* Raitaro was kicked by Faijer (Wonderful message to get kicked on...)
<Helper> Raitaro is the sex.
<Shadowarrior13> 10 bucks says Jooji is 14. >.>
* Raitaro has joined #VSociety
<Raitaro> Abuse of power!
<Faijer> I was following orders.
* Raitaro was kicked by Shadowarrior13 (MORE ABUSE OF POWER!)
<Faijer> Lmao
* Shadowarrior13 sets mode: -o Shadowarrior13
* Raitaro has joined #VSociety
<Helper> Lmao
<Helper> You people are evil
<Raitaro> We're becoming more and more like Nazi germany O_o
<`Nazukarr> hahaha.
* Helper hugs Raitaro
* kamue kicks Raitaro in the shins
* Shadowarrior13 was kicked by Faijer (YET MORE!)
* Shadowarrior13 has joined #VSociety
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Shadowarrior13

(http://files.vsociety.net/private/kobok/images/easter-egg.jpg)

 I found the last egg ^_^ wewt
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 16, 2007, 12:59:29 AM
[12:14] <kobok> Do they pay pandas well?
[12:14] <kobok> !google panda average salary
[12:14] <Muninn> http://www.hrzone.co.uk/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=158704&d=1063&dateformat=%25o-%25B
[12:14] <Vinncent> ...You know what? My dad's a doctor, and when taking care of patients, he has a rule of thumb: "Concentrate on what's going to kill them first." College doesn't start for another few months, but this lab is due tomorrow, and I'm only on question three. :P
[12:16] <kobok> Vinncent:  I had some really lousy professors on occasion, and I liked to use that same rule of thumb.  "Concentrate on what's going to kill them first."
[12:16] <Summa_Vivi> What would kill them first? A panda maybe? :)
[12:16] <Vinncent> And panda's don't need a salary. Their role in life is to sit around and eat as much bamboo as possible, in a competition to be the fatest panda ever before they die.
[12:17] <Vinncent> ...Then again, I barely have an appetite, so I would be bound to lose.
[12:17] <Vinncent> FINE... I'll go to college...
[12:18] <kobok> O_o  I googled "fat panda"...  http://theronsithload.at.infoseek.co.jp/blog/panda_dog.jpg
[12:18] <Summa_Vivi> kobok, I don't think I even want to see your browsers history anymore.....
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Darkflame on April 18, 2007, 04:50:28 AM
[20:37] LightLink: I wonder if they have yuri-furry-guro-lolicon. That would be awesome to see.


There is porn of it, no exceptions.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2007, 02:57:20 PM
[15:45:47] <@Vecna> "NO U!"

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on April 19, 2007, 08:00:31 PM
[20:37] LightLink: I wonder if they have yuri-furry-guro-lolicon. That would be awesome to see.


There is porn of it, no exceptions.

If you invoke rule 34 (Or create it), I'll hunt you down and kill you.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Vecna on April 20, 2007, 11:48:49 AM
[20:37] LightLink: I wonder if they have yuri-furry-guro-lolicon. That would be awesome to see.


There is porn of it, no exceptions.

If you invoke rule 34 (Or create it), I'll hunt you down and kill you.

In another channel on another server, rule 34 led to the topic of Darlek porn...

~Vecna
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2007, 06:48:03 PM
http://homepages.tesco.net/~optillusion/images/andy%20and%20darlek.jpg porn of that thing? o_o you all have some strange hobbies...

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2007, 09:31:24 PM
@Prophecy> Oriens: Florida weather is the most unpredictable weather in most of Florida.

I'm sure he meant "in most of America", but it's funny none-the-less ^_^

omg, this one was too awesome to leave out, just because of all that build up to his parting statement XD

[22:41:32] * abramelin_thevile (stevenson@78e1b09.asm.828b38f5.net.hmsk) has joined #VSociety
[22:41:52] <Oriens> Abramelin!  Have you read the three books?
[22:42:02] <abramelin_thevile> I AM ABRAMELIN I WROTE THEM
[22:42:07] <abramelin_thevile> BOW BEFORE ME
[22:42:10] <@Vitamyst> They were the first esoteric books i read XD
[22:42:45] <Oriens> Abramelin died centuries ago.
[22:42:52] <Oriens> How are you Abramelin?
[22:43:57] <abramelin_thevile> FOOLISH MORTALS, I AM ABRAMELIN REBORN
[22:44:07] <abramelin_thevile> DID YOU EVER THINK THAT I WOULD DIE LIKE A MORTAL MAN?
[22:44:21] <Oriens> Okay, we get the point...
[22:44:32] <@Gemini> Yeah. Joke stale. ;)
[22:44:51] <Oriens> Vecna is the only one who really has jurisdiction over the "foolish mortals" thing.
[22:46:20] <abramelin_thevile> COME FORTH, ONE MORTAL FROM THIS BLASPHEMOUS CHANNEL AND I WILL CURSE AND SPITE THEE WITHALL MY POWER AND THEN YOU WILL TELL THE REST OF THESE MORTALS I AM THE TRUE ABRAMELIN
[22:46:35] <abramelin_thevile> ONE MORTAL COME FORTH SAY 'AYE I HEED THY CALL'
[22:46:45] <@Vitamyst> Erm, shut up?
[22:47:08] <@Vitamyst> :p
[22:47:30] <@Gemini> Okay, caps can stop now.
[22:49:13] <Steven> Does a /kick count as answering the call? >_>
[22:49:27] <ChezNips> sure steven, take his dare  :P
[22:49:42] <ChezNips> or maybe that was a really nice invite
[22:50:13] <Steven> alright.
[22:50:17] <Steven> AYE I HEED THEY CALL
[22:50:22] <ChezNips> *grins*
[22:51:03] <abramelin_thevile> FEEL MY WRATH STEVEN
[22:51:21] <Steven> Sure sure.
[22:51:25] <@Rawiri> Back to the desert with you!
[22:51:31] <Steven> Did you say that Abraham died centuries ago, Oriens?
[22:51:32] <ChezNips> IM glad its you kak, Id be laughing my ass off the minute he pulled his wrath out
[22:51:55] <Steven> Quiet Chez. I will not look if he starts pulling that little wrath out :P
[22:52:11] <abramelin_thevile> STEVEN DO YOU FEEL MY WRATH
[22:52:17] <ChezNips> he doesnt want you to look, he just wants you to feel
[22:52:27] <ChezNips> *dies laughing*
[22:52:45] <Steven> Sure, abraHAM. I'm, I dunno, quaking or something.
[22:52:51] <Oriens> Gemini: You see, this is why I have no humor...
[22:52:51] <_JECKEL_> maybe thats what I should start calling it
[22:52:54] <_JECKEL_> my wrath....
[22:52:59] <ChezNips> somehow I can imagine that Chris whatshisname from dateline NBC on to catch a predator
[22:53:05] <_JECKEL_> hey baby..wanna take a look at my wrath?
[22:53:31] <Oriens> Steven: Good pun with the "Ham" part.
[22:53:31] * Steven envisions Jeckel in a bar, yelling at all the girls to "FEEL MY WRATH!" XD
[22:53:50] <Steven> Thanks, Orien ^_^
[22:53:53] <_JECKEL_> yes...it works perfectly
[22:53:59] <_JECKEL_> I must tell my girlfriend tomorrow
[22:54:11] <Oriens> Abramelin: Could you not caps out all your messages?
[22:54:20] <ChezNips> I can imagine she would say, gee...I would expect a wrath to be much bigger
[22:54:26] <abramelin_thevile> yes orientis you stinky kneegrow
[22:54:53] * abramelin_thevile (stevenson@78e1b09.asm.828b38f5.net.hmsk) Quit (  )

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on April 27, 2007, 05:45:31 AM
[18:09] * Vecna has been here 3 years, 2 days. :P
[18:12] <Summa_Vivi> So Vecna, ill fate brought you into our lives on the 25th of April 2004? :P
[18:12] <Vecna> It did indeed, Vivi.
[18:13] <Vecna> 1 year as a member, 1 year as a mod, and 1 year as an admin. Only one place left to go for this year...
[18:13] <Faijer> Away?
[18:13] <Summa_Vivi> LOL
[18:13] <Faijer> I've been waiting to do that.
[18:13] * Vecna grins.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on April 27, 2007, 02:41:55 PM
(17:40:20) (lidwen) cheznips, wicca is run by pedophiles?
(17:40:37) (@Prophecy) Yes. Yes it is.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on April 28, 2007, 02:30:23 PM
[17:21] * dibil (12345@6ca5ec82.14055b2e.62.113.imsk) has joined #vsociety
[17:21] <midnight_magic> had enough venus666?
[17:21] * [SR]-EA_ (ea-tm@6ca5ec9d.14055b2e.62.113.imsk) has joined #vsociety
[17:21] <dibil> hi all!
[17:21] <dibil> i !!! !!! i
[17:21] <dibil> i !!! !!! i
[17:21] <dibil> i !!! !!! i
[17:21] <dibil> =)))
[17:21] <dibil> i !!! !!! i
[17:21] <dibil> =(((
[17:21] <dibil> i !!! !!! i
[17:21] <Huginn> dibil: Please try to type complete thoughts out before pressing enter, rather than scrolling with many short lines.
[17:21] <Huginn> dibil: Please stop flooding.
[17:21] <dibil> =(((
[17:21] <dibil> i !!! !!! i
[17:21] * dibil was kicked by Huginn (Automatic kick - Scrolling <Kicks - 119>)
[17:21] <midnight_magic> hello dibil
[17:21] <[SR]-EA_>
[17:21] * dibil (12345@6ca5ec82.14055b2e.62.113.imsk) has joined #vsociety
[17:21] <[SR]-EA_> hi everybody
[17:21] <midnight_magic> hello
[17:22] <midnight_magic> 119
[17:22] <dibil> ti kto?
[17:22] <[SR]-EA_> what&
[17:22] <[SR]-EA_> ?
[17:22] <TakeV> dibil: Congradulations. I do not know you, and you are already my hero.
[17:23] <[SR]-EA_> Is here somebody from russia
[17:23] <[SR]-EA_> [] dibil [] you are hero=)
[17:23] <dibil>
[17:23] <dibil> ?
[17:23] <dibil>
[17:23] <dibil> ?
[17:23] <Lunaris> MY EYES BURN!
[17:23] <SleepWalker> wtf?
[17:23] <[SR]-EA_> [] TakeV [] is it the 1st flooder of this channel?
[17:24] <dibil> <Lunaris>
[17:24] <[SR]-EA_> [] Lunaris [] why?
[17:24] <SleepWalker> not often flooded
[17:24] <Lunaris> I cant read that.
[17:24] <TakeV> HAHAHA!
[17:24] <dibil> bad
[17:24] <[SR]-EA_>  now?
[17:24] <SleepWalker> wtf he even sayin
[17:24] <TakeV> Aw.
[17:24] <[SR]-EA_>  good?
[17:25] <[SR]-EA_> [] SleepWalker [] wtf - what the fuck?

I don't know why this is hillarious, it just is.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on May 01, 2007, 11:29:38 AM
[23:07] <Gemini> Shadowarrior13 -- Spicy chicken sandwich.
[23:07] <Gemini> Bitch.
[23:07] <Shadowarrior13> Already had a tendercrisp today...
[23:07] <Shadowarrior13> AND IT WAS 2 DOLLARS, BITCH
[23:07] <Gemini> WHAT THE FUCK
[23:08] <Shadowarrior13> 50% discountttttt
[23:08] * Shadowarrior13 waves it in YOUR FUCKING FACE
[23:08] <Gemini> PSI DUEL TIME
[23:08] <Shadowarrior13> REDY
[23:08] <Shadowarrior13> SET
[23:08] <Shadowarrior13> LAZARZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[23:08] <Gemini> I'M HACKING UR SHIELD
[23:09] <Shadowarrior13> IM STROKIN MY HARBL
[23:09] <Gemini> You win.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on May 12, 2007, 08:45:46 PM
<lidwen> thought you were celibate rawiri :o

If you don't get this, you're obviously not a veritas addict :P

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: ThiefDeath on May 14, 2007, 09:32:33 AM
[11:17] <TeraDyne> wtf how did #vlunch get unregistered?
[11:18] <cheezee> hi
[11:18] <Isaac> What's Vlunch?
[11:18] <Isaac> A spam chatroom for Veritas?
[11:18] <Summa_Vivi> A channel TeraDyne made for Veritas members who go away for lunch
[11:18] <Eltanan> -another- spam channel? what, this one isn't enough? : )
[11:19] <TeraDyne> actually its supposed to be for serious discussions about nutrition, health, and dining
[11:20] <Summa_Vivi> No way....
[11:20] <Isaac> Hmm, I don't think serious nutrition exists these days anyway
[11:20] <Isaac> wait, Dining?
[11:20] <TeraDyne> serious nutrition?
[11:20] <Rawiri> lol
[11:20] <TeraDyne> as opposed to what?
[11:21] <Isaac> Don't use your Athame to cut your Meat
[11:21] <TeraDyne> Isaac, for example:  "Pizza hut's new breadsticks rock"
[11:22] <TeraDyne> "I heard a Red Lobster is opening in this town"
[11:24] <TeraDyne> "Does your cafeteria have the same food as mine?"
[11:25] <Summa_Vivi> "Help. I am choking on a pretzel. What should I do?"
[11:25] <TeraDyne> "How much saturated fat is in a roasted kobok?"
[11:25] <Rawiri> "Help, I am chocking on a cock. What should I do?"
[11:26] <Summa_Vivi> thats #vsex Rawiri, not #vlunch
[11:26] <Summa_Vivi> Hello Gemini.
[11:26] <Rawiri> Nonsense.
[11:26] <Vecna> Rawiri...
[11:26] <TeraDyne> I guess you could ask about the protein content of, uhh..
[11:26] <Rawiri> Assuming one chooses to swallow over spit, at least.
[11:27] <Summa_Vivi> ...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Orthas on May 21, 2007, 12:16:54 PM
Faijer: I lived as few men dared to dream...
Faijer: </RvB>
Raitaro: Without sex.
Raitaro: lawl
Orthas: That wouldn't be a dream Raitaro
IrishGingerCat: twould be a nightmare of most
Orthas: at least
Orthas: I imagine Kiwi is turning in turning in his sleep
Faijer: I have this odd image of Kiwi being The Todd (from Scrubs).
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Zohar on May 30, 2007, 01:05:38 AM
<Chrono_Bear> I dont know what you're blabbering on about
<Wonderland_> I've had more than enough experience with SAMs
<Chrono_Bear> Surface to Air Missles?
<Chrono_Bear> ???
<SleepWalker> hehe
* SleepWalker fires a rocket at Wonderland_
* Wonderland_ eats the rocket and spits out little bullets from her perfect ass.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Athiril on June 02, 2007, 08:41:19 AM
[01:39:09] * Vecna glances at Huginn...
[01:39:12] * Vecna sets mode: -b *!*kiwikid71@*.14055a7a.82.194.imsk
[01:39:26] <Vecna> Shall we, my dear?
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Big Boss on June 03, 2007, 01:35:33 AM
<Darkflame> This is... wierd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm8HgB9Yflk
<Helper> Damit game over </3
<Martial_Thoughts> haha, the zelda TV series
<Helper> Im sad now.
<Martial_Thoughts> hello Guestunderscore something something
<Martial_Thoughts> ^_^
<Darkflame> Link is quite the bastard in this. :P
<kobok> Link isn't wearing any pants.
*** Guest_5MmEE is now known as Zohar
<Zohar> Whoops
<Zohar> Forgot to change the nick.
<kobok> What sort of goblin porn is this?
<Martial_Thoughts> for some reason mine eyes are drawn to the lack of pants as well
<Darkflame> same >_>
<Helper> Oo...
<Martial_Thoughts> I'm like... "why the hell is link fighting moblins half naked? where's the sword!?"
<Summa_Vivi> There is goblin porn now?
<Zohar> Did someone say gablin porn?!
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Wonderland on June 03, 2007, 07:47:31 AM
OMG, Zohar!  I can't believe somebody posted that!!  It was pretty funny, though.  My perfect ass hurt for a wee bit.   :wink:  Get it? 

I am, however, now forewarned that having my chat conversations copied and posted in the forums is a possible "side effect" of chatting.  Good to know, especially when I am involved.   :biggrin:
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: freefallingdot on June 12, 2007, 04:16:43 PM
 (@`Remakai) I have a wild fantasy that kobok is a hot blonde.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on June 13, 2007, 11:10:37 AM
[12:09:04] <Helper> !google english
[12:09:06] <Muninn> http://dict.leo.org/

Stupid bot _

~Steve
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on June 18, 2007, 07:49:45 PM
Don't mess with Frozen. She can be evil and sadistic.

[22:44] <XIII> A gigantic bump, and a fucking hole in my toe.
[22:44] <XIII> THERE IS A FUCKING HOLE IN MY TOE.
[22:44] <XIII> SHIT.
[22:44] * Frozen winces.
[22:44] <XIII> I only have a box of cereal in my minifridge!
[22:44] <XIII> ...
[22:44] <XIII> Why the fuck is there cereal in my fridge?
[22:44] <Gemini> Don't you have a real fridge?
[22:44] <Frozen> FUTURE SELECTION FUTURE SELECTION FUTURE SELECTION!!!!
[22:44] <XIII> That's upstairs.
[22:44] <Frozen> J.k. lol ur computer pwned u n00b
[22:44] <XIII> srsly did
[22:45] <XIII> fucker
[22:45] <Gemini> Frozen is eerily good at talking like that.
[22:45] <Gemini> That... doesn't seem right. :P
[22:45] <XIII> I pour blood and sweat into it, and it FUCKING TAKES MORE FROM ME BY FORCE
[22:45] <Frozen> lol i kno im relly good at i lol
[22:45] <XIII> Oh, lol
[22:45] <XIII> I was drawing my sigil into cheeseburgers I was making today
[22:45] <XIII> in ketchup
[22:45] <Frozen> lol becuz ur comp has 1337 skills man
[22:45] <Frozen> and it pwned ur foot cuz it smells
[22:45] <Frozen> lol burn
[22:45] <XIII> dude stfu
[22:46] <XIII> jeez
[22:46] <Frozen> ew no
[22:46] <Frozen> u stfu
[22:46] <XIII> ur such a jackin noob
[22:46] <Gemini> Frozen, you're totally freaking me out. :P
[22:46] <XIII> bet u auto lolol
[22:46] <`Nazukarr> hahaha
[22:46] <Frozen> go eat a fucking sigil u freak
[22:46] <XIII> go eat rice loooool
[22:46] <TakeV> Ahhh!
[22:46] <XIII> u n ur chinese food
[22:46] <Frozen> ew no u fucker
[22:46] <Frozen> go kick some rice bitch ill fuck u up
[22:46] <XIII> bitch dun make me get an ak
[22:47] <Frozen> you wanna spar? ill summon lucifer to eat ur liver lolol
[22:47] <XIII> take u in dust2 neday
[22:47] <Frozen> no relly tho i kno him
[22:47] <XIII> yarite
[22:47] <Frozen> he kicks rice
[22:47] <XIII> hes my uncle
[22:47] <Frozen> ew bitch y u b hatin
[22:47] <XIII> becuz ur a frickin noob
[22:47] <XIII> toaly
[22:47] <Frozen> how u gonna go and ge tin my face what a lil bitch
[22:47] <XIII> cuz u aint shit
[22:47] <Frozen> yeh u thnk ur the shit
[22:48] <XIII> lol gg i pwn
[22:48] <XIII> sry for u
[22:48] <Frozen> yeah gl hf lol
[22:48] <XIII> u thin ur SOOO COOL
[22:48] <Frozen> ur gay
[22:48] <Frozen> wtf
[22:48] <XIII> with ur tentacles wavin round
[22:48] <XIII> walkin round with ur tentacles
[22:48] <XIII> UR NOT
[22:48] <XIII> becuz i have a fat dick
[22:48] <Frozen> my tentacles bigger than your tentacle man
[22:49] <Gemini> AHHHHHHHH
[22:49] <Frozen> Bahahaha, okay, I'm killing Gemini.
[22:49] <XIII> :D
[22:49] <Frozen> Scarred for life?
[22:49] <Gemini> Totally. 0_o
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2007, 11:41:19 PM
<TeraDyne> I'm going to stop arguing about why sharing information is a superior choice.  I originally had an illogical fear that if I didn't argue against Rawiri then people in Veritas would start falling to the dark side,  but I just had a realization that Rawari's undisputed presence isn't going to suddenly take all the people with common sense and get rid of their common sense.  People should be able to think for themselves.  I'm not

Heh, I thought there was something odd about that cut off, but it wasn't until TakeV replied to it that I realized what I was missing:

<TakeAway> "People should be able to think for themselves.  I'm not "  <--- Best cutoff ever.

~Steve
ps, it ended with <TeraDyne> I'm not obligated to be the hero becuase there isn't a threat.  So goodnight.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on June 27, 2007, 12:21:52 AM
That wasn't particularly funny. And it surely wasnt the best cut off ever. I am sure we have something better on the 62 pages of quotes that preceed this  :P
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: Silver_Archer on June 27, 2007, 09:57:54 AM
[22:26] <Summa_Vivi> "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
[22:26] <TakeV> Summa_Vivi: That also explains 99% of J-Pop.
[22:26] <Zohar> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[22:26] <Summa_Vivi> LMAO
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: supadude on June 27, 2007, 11:03:33 AM
check out the |_33||\|355

<supadude> LaWlZ
<supadude>  \/\/T|=()Z()rZ  <--- decipher that
<Cheezee> wtfozozz?
<Zohar> wtfozorz?
<supadude> nope
<Cheezee> yes.
<Cheezee> *wtfozorz
<supadude> WTfZOrZ!!
<Zohar> Am 1337. Give prize.
* Vecna sighs...
<Cheezee> you made one () to much
<Cheezee> noob.
<supadude> LaWlZ
<supadude> ive never taken a leet class
<Cheezee> |\|00|3
<supadude> ide say its purty good
<Zohar> Cheezee, i kud pwn ur a$$ anyday so dont be al nubish cuz ill taek u down mkay?
<supadude> \/\/|-| /\ | ???
<Cheezee> mkay zohar. but what was that actually for?
<Zohar> Leet speak I guess?
<Zohar> \(_o)/
* Vecna ushers leet speak off to another channel.
<Cheezee> d-_-b
<supadude> |\E$|E<|
<supadude> lol
<supadude> lol
<supadude>  \/<|\|/\
<Zohar> wHAT!
<Cheezee> 5|_||/\|)|_||)3
<supadude> \/\/|-| /\ | ???
* Tefeari has joined #VSociety
<Vecna> Enough.
<supadude> lol
<supadude> no likey Vecna?
<Cheezee> Ok.
<Cheezee> seems like not, supadude
<supadude> nice cheezee
<Cheezee> lol, thanks
<supadude> i tried to make that my nick but it said: "5|_||/\|)|_||)3 Erroneous Nickname"
<supadude> lol
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: TakeV on June 27, 2007, 11:53:46 AM
You just quoted yourself.

The quote wasn't even that funny.
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: supadude on June 27, 2007, 12:34:14 PM
You just quoted yourself.

The quote wasn't even that funny.

im just that good

i thought it was funny
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: ThiefDeath on June 27, 2007, 05:03:20 PM
<DarthJesus> never use the microwave to cook a potion
<TeraDyne> why not?
<DarthJesus> i have no idea
<DarthJesus> its comes out evil




It's not gonna be in my sig forever...
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
Post by: supadude on June 27, 2007, 07:07:12 PM
<DarthJesus> never use the microwave to cook a potion
<TeraDyne> why not?
<DarthJesus> i have no idea
<DarthJesus> its comes out evil




It's not gonna be in my sig forever...

lol, darth is a character alright lol
Title: Re: Chatroom [ #vsociety ] Quotes =(Humor)=
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